MY RUSSIAN CAR - Jalopy Gameplay

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024

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  • @generalpeeps
    @generalpeeps 7 лет назад +394

    You guys know the guy at the beginning was ur uncle and u were supposed to take him on a big roadtrip home. But no, you stole his caR, accused him of ripping you off and then drove away. All the way through the subtle reminders kept making me laugh like the empty bed at the hotel.

    • @0FFICERPROBLEM
      @0FFICERPROBLEM 7 лет назад +29

      Hahhaha OMG this is the best comment! Thanks!

    • @elliesieable
      @elliesieable 6 лет назад +19

      Hahahahaha are you serious? I love Funhaus

    • @kevgl27
      @kevgl27 4 года назад +5

      Oh my god I choked laughing when I read this

    • @-INK-
      @-INK- 4 года назад +5

      Oh my god this made the video even funnier.

    • @terrancelouis8752
      @terrancelouis8752 3 года назад

      You probably dont give a shit but if you guys are bored like me atm you can stream pretty much all of the latest movies on Instaflixxer. Been streaming with my girlfriend for the last few months :)

  • @Gameplaydirty
    @Gameplaydirty 7 лет назад +556

    Russian subs say "'Hello, Russians. This is the editor. How do Russians fight loneliness?"

    • @tHustr4
      @tHustr4 6 лет назад +8

      Drinking, mostly

  • @sirmeowmix-a-lot3994
    @sirmeowmix-a-lot3994 7 лет назад +230

    They left out the best part, where they auto walked for half an hour, just to come back and be back at their car. I was waiting for this video specifically for that part.

  • @klassicneo
    @klassicneo 7 лет назад +771

    So in Russia you upgrade your car by stealing parts from other cars on the highway?

    • @kokussnuss85
      @kokussnuss85 7 лет назад +52

      It's east germany and yes this was very possible back in the day. not even liying

    • @cjkhis1037
      @cjkhis1037 7 лет назад +14

      In Russia car upgrades you

    • @pedromendes5022
      @pedromendes5022 7 лет назад +26

      In Russia, car upgrades you

    • @nielsmichiels1939
      @nielsmichiels1939 7 лет назад +10

      DA!!

    • @pothatuu
      @pothatuu 7 лет назад +1

      In 2017, Yakov Smirnoff references Family Guy!

  • @wilberforce95
    @wilberforce95 7 лет назад +430

    this whole game is like a dream I once had

    • @davidhutchinson2159
      @davidhutchinson2159 7 лет назад +29

      Will Becker Every time I drive in my dreams there's always problems with the brakes.

    • @thelonewanderer6146
      @thelonewanderer6146 7 лет назад +10

      David Hutchinson
      dude same here. Its like I'm speeding in my dreams and when I hit the brakes I feel like they're not working and I'm slowly slowing down. Im afraid because I feel like that will happen in real life

    • @Edgemaster72
      @Edgemaster72 7 лет назад +49

      You could say this is the stoff dreams are made of

    • @zombieface56
      @zombieface56 7 лет назад

      Will Becker it's

  • @Spectral352
    @Spectral352 7 лет назад +1068

    The title says "russian". James says "russian". The entire comment section says "russian".
    This game plays is Germany.

    • @Spectral352
      @Spectral352 7 лет назад +91

      Then why am i, as the most humorous person in the world, not laughing?

    • @neoshenlong
      @neoshenlong 7 лет назад +39

      The point of the game is to get back to russia, though

    • @Matt20264
      @Matt20264 7 лет назад +12

      SashaSexyfur what there can't be Russians in Germany?

    • @theone1991
      @theone1991 7 лет назад +43

      The car in the game is based on a Trabant, which is a famous product of the soviet occupation zone. They are not that off to be honest. And to me, riffing on russian stereotypes is somehow funnier than riffing on germans.

    • @neoshenlong
      @neoshenlong 7 лет назад +2

      Maybe because its always germans? ... Well I guess Russians are a close second but, alright

  • @Ryantheghoul
    @Ryantheghoul 7 лет назад +188

    The funny part is that they'd turn the person every once in a while and they ended up going back to the car accidentally

    • @Fr3g0s
      @Fr3g0s 7 лет назад +22

      Thanks, was wondering how it ended!

  • @Juouikl
    @Juouikl 7 лет назад +32

    "Take me with you, the wolves are coming."
    Elise you're awesome XD

  • @sirbadger8661
    @sirbadger8661 7 лет назад +18

    When i played, I kept selling all the tires of my car and restarting. I eventually acquired about 5000 dollars, making me the wealthiest russian to ever live.

  • @ultramatuxen
    @ultramatuxen 7 лет назад +319

    Are those real russian subtitles or are they just gibberish?

    • @David-ev6tn
      @David-ev6tn 7 лет назад +98

      ultramatuxen a few sentences make sense but most of them are Gibberish.

    • @RomanPanteleev
      @RomanPanteleev 7 лет назад +147

      I'm russian and I'm telling you that what James said and what was written are not the same. However, it is still fucking hilarious XD

    • @xN1Ks
      @xN1Ks 7 лет назад +176

      it says, "hello russian, this is the editor, how do russians deal with damage to solitude?"
      doesnt really make any sense

    • @goddamn2760
      @goddamn2760 7 лет назад +20

      they are very poorly translated in google translate

    • @Lollocide
      @Lollocide 7 лет назад +85

      My guess would be the editor meant to say:
      "Hello Russians, this is the editor, how do Russians deal with loneliness"
      But it's messed it up. Or Russian doesn't actually have a word for loneliness.

  • @CalmBreez
    @CalmBreez 7 лет назад +601

    I personally liked this better than my summer car. Given how they actually got this to work...kinda..

    • @marcus-bob
      @marcus-bob 7 лет назад +51

      Moe Rahman I like summer car more for hoe complex it is

    • @CalmBreez
      @CalmBreez 7 лет назад +37

      Also Adam shall be deemed glitch whisperer. Haha that should be a new series although most of their game plays is Adam just breaking them lol.

    • @TheDevineGamer
      @TheDevineGamer 7 лет назад +50

      My Summer Car just takes more time and is more complicated :D

  • @PocketC00KIE
    @PocketC00KIE 7 лет назад +16

    AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALK A THOUSAND MILES TO MEET MERCO AT THE STORE

  • @heat15sw
    @heat15sw 7 лет назад +98

    man the live stream of was a while ago

    • @azshorty2003
      @azshorty2003 7 лет назад +2

      Yea it was! They've done another My Summer Car since then! To which they died again.....

    • @andrju3916
      @andrju3916 7 лет назад +1

      Stephen Boyd They did? do you have a link? I never saw it in my notifications or email

    • @heat15sw
      @heat15sw 7 лет назад +9

      most of the time the stream is better cuz u see all the jokes

    • @JustinBurgessSwissHelvetica
      @JustinBurgessSwissHelvetica 7 лет назад +1

      Do you have a link to it?

  • @tomsvideohole8894
    @tomsvideohole8894 7 лет назад +114

    isn't dresden in germany?

    • @Akaykimuy
      @Akaykimuy 7 лет назад +66

      This game takes place in East Germany

    • @Terf1988
      @Terf1988 7 лет назад +3

      Before they tore down that wall

    • @miguelalberto2190
      @miguelalberto2190 7 лет назад +5

      Terf1988 Before they fucked everything up

    • @Eblank3218
      @Eblank3218 7 лет назад +3

      tom's video hole the games about a russian trying to drive to Dresden during the Cold War

    • @sierrahatfield4990
      @sierrahatfield4990 7 лет назад +1

      Miguel Riveros IM WHEEZING

  • @JohnD27018
    @JohnD27018 7 лет назад +13

    this really just made me want to see more "my summer car"

  • @thedredmanable
    @thedredmanable 7 лет назад +387

    Anyone know that feeling when you're really sick and just wanna die cause you don't understand how so much snot can come out of a mortal body?
    Yeah.

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax 7 лет назад +1

      thedredmanable dred-ful

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax 7 лет назад

      feel better brotha

    • @arcadius2569
      @arcadius2569 7 лет назад +1

      I hate snot. Sometimes I consider whether cutting off my nose to stop the flow but that would just open the floodgates wouldn't it. Then I would just have two hole on my face with no nose hairs to stop the mucous.

    • @thedredmanable
      @thedredmanable 7 лет назад +4

      Arcadius 256 Just like Michael Jackson.

    • @Meg_Lovegood
      @Meg_Lovegood 7 лет назад +4

      like when you have too much cake and ice cream because its your birthday then yes. Because it is.

  • @Imfromjamaicaman
    @Imfromjamaicaman 7 лет назад +12

    Adam is the chosen one when it comes to breaking games.... He's like the crash test for cars

  • @klassicneo
    @klassicneo 7 лет назад +202

    Lawrence will be perfect for this game, just saying.

    • @Randomfuse
      @Randomfuse 7 лет назад +3

      Kaineng he left fh, check out his ig

    • @aaaa-sz7xl
      @aaaa-sz7xl 7 лет назад +2

      man thats terrible news, and he was so young too, such a shame. lawrence you will be missed .

    • @Randomfuse
      @Randomfuse 7 лет назад +4

      aa aa you know what they say, soon as you become funny you're kicked out of fh

    • @XxMilordxX
      @XxMilordxX 7 лет назад +3

      no, lawrence didn't leave funhaus.

    • @Tryard15
      @Tryard15 7 лет назад

      Mitch Bade he actually did... Joel is coming back, and he left because of Lawrence. he's going to Japan

  • @TheSupportBoss
    @TheSupportBoss 7 лет назад +432

    Вери рашен Джеймс, сенкс ту ю ай ноу хау ту спик рашен пропели аген.

    • @ToriWW
      @ToriWW 7 лет назад +36

      Хей, нау ай ту кэн спик рашан, май рашан фрЭнд.

    • @DoctorKabanov
      @DoctorKabanov 7 лет назад +36

      Вэлком ту Фанхаус май комрадс!

    • @kastiffia9431
      @kastiffia9431 7 лет назад +17

      Где водка?

    • @LoLaSn
      @LoLaSn 7 лет назад +2

      Гуд гаы Джеймс

    • @turkeysamwich00
      @turkeysamwich00 7 лет назад +5

      o chyom vy rebyata govoritye

  • @berry9251
    @berry9251 7 лет назад +5

    My favorite part is that during the stream at the end, James accidentally turned their character around and Adam found him standing next to the car again

  • @Blackbird_42
    @Blackbird_42 7 лет назад +4

    I would like a continuation of this please.

  • @no-xg4zt
    @no-xg4zt 7 лет назад +3

    I am ready for my summer car feelsgoodman I am ready for my summer car feelsgoodman I am ready for my summer car feelsgoodman

  • @HolyZombie331
    @HolyZombie331 7 лет назад +4

    This is my response to what those russian letters said:
    Hello, video editor! This is russian. Russians deal with crippling loneliness by going to brother's wedding and dancing together with guests and playing games like "pin donkey tail on donkey". Hope this helps. Have good brother's wedding!

  • @twentysixand6228
    @twentysixand6228 7 лет назад +5

    Can Adam start waering a leather jacket and carry around a switch blade

  • @ElaD_O
    @ElaD_O 7 лет назад +3

    can someone tell Bruce Dresden is not in Russia...?

  • @Monz138
    @Monz138 7 лет назад +6

    Hey James wearing a FUN wrestling t shirt, too sweet 🤘🏼

  • @rubenc6540
    @rubenc6540 7 лет назад +14

    Elyse is my favorite inside gaming member

  • @itbeschmii7960
    @itbeschmii7960 7 лет назад +3

    Greetings, fleshy mammals!

  • @flaetsbnort
    @flaetsbnort 6 лет назад +2

    3:30 Just imagine this guy driving along the freeway with a huge box under one arm, stopping to check the map with his one free hand

  • @fsadr009
    @fsadr009 7 лет назад +2

    Been watching you all since IG, and have always made me laugh! Thanks for all the hard work and smiles!

  • @danielbat9887
    @danielbat9887 7 лет назад +1

    Theft, potholes, random T-34 monuments, guys in tarck pants and jackets. As an Eastern European, I can say that this is a very accurate representation of Eastern Europe.

  • @felixthiel6922
    @felixthiel6922 7 лет назад +2

    It's not Russia. It's Germany, the DDR. When Germany was still divided!

  • @NotNotDann
    @NotNotDann 7 лет назад +2

    CONGRATULATIONS ON 1 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!!!!!!!!!!

  • @sarahwithstars
    @sarahwithstars 7 лет назад +1

    wtf robbing bastards
    can't believe someone jacked your jack and stole the stoff!
    i lost my shit! poor Adam, the more real the game, the less he can cope.

  • @SNTMLI
    @SNTMLI 7 лет назад +2

    The ending had this sadness to it like the silence from fresh prince of bel air when wills dad left and he hugged uncle Phil

  • @wortdrexler5077
    @wortdrexler5077 7 лет назад +2

    "STOFF" is the German word for either fabric or drugs. It strangely looked like both.

  • @KiltedMcHaggis
    @KiltedMcHaggis 7 лет назад +2

    It's always a good video when I see Benson~!

  • @MeditatedYeti
    @MeditatedYeti 7 лет назад +1

    funahus play some fucking hitman 2 and blade 2. both equal shit games but great quality videos

  • @THEBIGBens100
    @THEBIGBens100 7 лет назад +1

    LMAO Bruce in the beginning "shut that shit off" hahaha

  • @MrFloopaJoopa
    @MrFloopaJoopa 7 лет назад +2

    "Take me with you, please. The wolves are coming," was an exceptional line, Elyse.

  • @commandervarus3735
    @commandervarus3735 7 лет назад +2

    I like how every time they hit a puddle they thought it was smoke.

  • @lukebrainman
    @lukebrainman 7 лет назад +2

    I love how they just left Mirco/the uncle at home xD

  • @Savage_Slamrod
    @Savage_Slamrod 7 лет назад

    I think James' Russian accent should be thicker, manlier and more Russian.
    Drink vodka.. that helps too M8. And CS: GO.

  • @theleanbot1072
    @theleanbot1072 7 лет назад +4

    Thanks daddy Funhaus

  • @worldwarrior672
    @worldwarrior672 7 лет назад +1

    It's Hard to watch these gameplay's when Adam keeps Stalin the car.

  • @1340254amy
    @1340254amy 7 лет назад +2

    is Tommy steale made of steale?

  • @WinglessWallaby
    @WinglessWallaby 7 лет назад +1

    To the video editor: Спать с вашей бабушкой для комфорта.

  • @TheTjoconnor
    @TheTjoconnor 7 лет назад +3

    Adam glitched a game? never

  • @grassbackyard3825
    @grassbackyard3825 4 года назад +1

    the final episode of Funhaus . Original cast , or maybe with all of em . (Or maybe when I decide or don’t consciously know I’ll stop watching them) 15:00 have em let the game run ..and they go about the rest of their days while the game ;which is just a game: will keep running . FIN love Funhaus and with time fleeting . Just so grateful I’ve discovered em. Someone get me on Funhaus

  • @tysalerno2166
    @tysalerno2166 7 лет назад +2

    Absolute perfect ending to an alright video. Bravo gents and lady.

  • @chaosandwaffles5970
    @chaosandwaffles5970 7 лет назад +1

    I remember this being the first livestream I ever watched. They got the car stuck and they set the character to autowalk forever while chat repeatedly told them they just needed to go to the map and select "Go Home". After like 15 minutes of waiting they just cut the livestream. Love these guys and still do but damn, that was a bad first livestream to be a part of.

  • @booklovinprincess99
    @booklovinprincess99 7 лет назад +1

    I had my first Chipotle experience today, I haven't watched any of the video yet so I don't know if this will be anywhere near relevant. But the first person I thought I should share it with would be Bruce, as I am pretty sure it is one of the loves of his life. (BTW it was very good)

  • @tomaszskowronski1406
    @tomaszskowronski1406 4 года назад +1

    12:55
    -Papers please. Name and Nationality?
    - Hans Hans, zee German
    -Occupation?
    -Nein, just visiting.

  • @spyjosh
    @spyjosh 7 лет назад +1

    As someone who speaks and reads Russian I can definitely confirm that those subtitles are definitely accurate 100 percent. Definitely...

  • @iamthenoob7244
    @iamthenoob7244 7 лет назад +1

    DAMMIT!!! Missed FIrst Comment ;-;

  • @redmolina9781
    @redmolina9781 7 лет назад +2

    Touché, whoever wrote the description.

  • @Flight_of_Icarus
    @Flight_of_Icarus 7 лет назад +2

    This game is as much of a Jalopy as the car is.

  • @bodemanmeta747
    @bodemanmeta747 7 лет назад +1

    The Fullhaus was better in my opinion

  • @fuzzydunlop7928
    @fuzzydunlop7928 7 лет назад +2

    OWNERSHIP!? Cyka Blyat! Es whole village's car!

    • @ramib490
      @ramib490 7 лет назад +1

      Fuzzy Dunlop In motherland Russia you don't own car, car own you

  • @MrMedhood
    @MrMedhood 7 лет назад +2

    WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT NEW GUY BURMIE?

  • @MonsterMalle
    @MonsterMalle 7 лет назад +2

    uploaded 23 sec. ago still not first

  • @scramfhydang4113
    @scramfhydang4113 7 лет назад +2

    I actually did believe the description

  • @sarahwithstars
    @sarahwithstars 7 лет назад +1

    Elyse was on fire in this video!!
    so quickwitted that if wit was speed she was invisible!

  • @lewiszzz13
    @lewiszzz13 6 лет назад +1

    When Bruce said “can I honk the horn” someone outside my house beeped there horn

  • @dobrev_p
    @dobrev_p 7 лет назад +1

    "Pull that e-brake"... Oooh, Bruce. :D

  • @bleack8701
    @bleack8701 7 лет назад +1

    I have been waiting so long for this. The stream was amazing xD

  • @ricollomaxo1324
    @ricollomaxo1324 7 лет назад +1

    so is the Russian text a clue for Twelve Little Roosters?

  • @tinman6969
    @tinman6969 7 лет назад +1

    I seriously loved this so much! Moar please!!

  • @morgan2522
    @morgan2522 7 лет назад +1

    aleks origin story

  • @drychicken509
    @drychicken509 7 лет назад +1

    Whoa, whoa; did stoff come before reggae?

  • @ThamriyellVR
    @ThamriyellVR 7 лет назад +4

    Reading those broken Russian subtitles while listening to James do an accent were both painful and hilarious

  • @OoTZOMMMoO
    @OoTZOMMMoO 7 лет назад

    It's in Germany you 'muricans. And don't come up with this in a comment show saying you made a joke ok?
    Dresden is a German city and the DDR = German democratic republic.
    sigh ... I know you guys have a very good knowledge of the world and Europe but I have to point this out

  • @Grandtank1999
    @Grandtank1999 7 лет назад

    1) You can push the car if it breaks down.
    2) ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS GRAB THE STEERING WHEEL STOP TRYING TO HIT THE BRAKE TO DRIVE.

  • @shipkoff
    @shipkoff 7 лет назад

    Ахахах КАК РУССКИЕ ДЕЛО С ПОВРЕЖДАЯ ОДИНОЧЕСТВА? xDDD Че за херь!!

  • @nicot3788
    @nicot3788 7 лет назад

    Its a Trabant! German car... Dresden german city and Berlin german too... I see Trump put some effort into it and gave you some history and geographic edjucation all by himself! xD

  • @myredisbrown6022
    @myredisbrown6022 7 лет назад

    Man, I have nightmares about driving like this. The car just not responding when I turn the wheel, taking turns FAR too wide and going into oncoming traffic, ricocheting off of guard rails and then blowing up...

  • @TheCowswillattack
    @TheCowswillattack 7 лет назад

    I watch Funhaus videos more than I watch Netflix (Adblock off) and I always enjoy it, but this video made me laugh more than most!

  • @a.a.werding2620
    @a.a.werding2620 7 лет назад

    Amongst other meanings in this context the german word 'Stoff' means 'drugs' :-)Literally it means 'fabric' though.

  • @thomitch1995
    @thomitch1995 7 лет назад

    I'd believe that description, I mean look, they've kept Lenin for nearly 100 years. Sometimes people have to wash him in some weird liquid. That's nasty.

  • @L0ve070
    @L0ve070 7 лет назад

    Спасибо Фанхаусу за чудесное видео. Когда у вас будет турне по России? Сука блять!

  • @nilserlandsson
    @nilserlandsson 7 лет назад +2

    We need more Benson

  • @KillerHekuT
    @KillerHekuT 4 года назад +1

    Не хватает русского шансона

  • @TonyMcCrea
    @TonyMcCrea 7 лет назад

    1:30 - "Hello russian. This is a video-editor. How are russians case with broken loneliness?"
    The subs are as stupid as they look, it's just mumble. You guys need to learn a 2nd language or smth, so you could make coherent jokes in other languages.

  • @TheGingaPrince
    @TheGingaPrince 7 лет назад

    I love to watch Kovic Break games But as technology and gaming advances I do fear its only a matter of time before he breaks the very coding of our universe, Absorbs the internet, Becomes Lawnmower man and we are all sucked into a black hole. I literally shit myself when I see Funhaus do a Vr gameplay.

  • @ilai8
    @ilai8 7 лет назад +1

    had so much fun when they Livestream it

  • @ironicugandan5826
    @ironicugandan5826 7 лет назад

    Take me with you....The wolves are coming
    Oh...They get eaten by bigger meaner wolves....

  • @I_am_a_cat_
    @I_am_a_cat_ 7 лет назад

    Elyse says really stupid things sometimes.
    well.... I guess they all do but I notice it a lot more with Elyse.
    Butthurt fans pls call me sexist
    and they still support the creatures? Damn if I was them I wouldn't want anything to do with the creatures if I didn't want my channel to die

  • @Seallypoops
    @Seallypoops 7 лет назад

    You play as a confused Russian who's stolen enough stof and car parts to return home to Russia but you leave your confused Russian cousin behind.......Jalopy

  • @BudgetingVirtualWarfare
    @BudgetingVirtualWarfare 7 лет назад

    But it was all a dream, I used to fix engines with the funhaus team. finding wine and buying gasoline. considered a fool coz i drove into a pothole

  • @dr.bloodsplat470
    @dr.bloodsplat470 6 лет назад

    Why is the femalebwith blonde hair sooooooo hot! And some how bearded man with controls at 1:79 always right??? Blondes bestfunnnnnnnnnnñ!

  • @alcxy8563
    @alcxy8563 7 лет назад +8

    elyse looks like crazy cat lady

  • @robinpzabel
    @robinpzabel 6 лет назад

    Trabant = Russian?
    Cars from Trabant was build in Zwickau (Germany)

  • @thenamesaj8554
    @thenamesaj8554 7 лет назад

    Bruce is like the dad that doesn't really understand a lot of modern things but is still wise. James is like that older brother that understand most modern things so is cocky and so daddy Bruce listens to him. Adam's that little brother that is always fucking shit up but is still daddy Bruce's favorite. Elyse is that sister that only talk when she wants to make a joke. Lawrence is like that dead brother everyone has

  • @xdazamx
    @xdazamx 7 лет назад

    guys, careful with the thumbnails. I completely skipped over this several ttimes in my subs as it looks nothing like your others... unless that's your intention

  • @fluentpanic3559
    @fluentpanic3559 7 лет назад

    i wish i could make fun of russians with you, in LA or smth. but i was born in russia... still funny tho)))))))))))))000000

  • @schneiderwebb2303
    @schneiderwebb2303 7 лет назад

    Dresden is in Germany. If this is Russian, why would you be going to Dresden? That's like a few Sattelite States away.

  • @juangrandefranco1297
    @juangrandefranco1297 7 лет назад

    Fuck me, those endings where they leave the game and stream going give me so much anxiety ever since the 48/72(?) hour livestream.

  • @turkeysamwich00
    @turkeysamwich00 7 лет назад

    those subtitles were google translated lol. Also at 8:20 everyone (including the editor smh) missed a chance to make a stalin joke

  • @ringmanx45
    @ringmanx45 7 лет назад

    you guys totally left out the end after a while of walking when bruce went to fix the direction of the guy walking but accidentally made him do a 180 and then waaayyy later james looks at it sees a car in the distance and its their own shit jalopy. still maaad funny good video

  • @cenesm
    @cenesm 7 лет назад

    Ahhh.. the beautiful russian city of dresden...