Yes.. Someone actually wrote this dialogue

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @shmekelfreckles8157
    @shmekelfreckles8157 Месяц назад +1839

    This is 100% on-brand with classic Indiana Jones movies. Please watch them.

    • @lior414
      @lior414 Месяц назад +50

      Youre absolutely right its like it was written by spielberg himself

    • @OGFrylock
      @OGFrylock Месяц назад +12

      Very much so! Steven never misses a chance to mock Christianity 😂

    • @AnonymousAnonposter
      @AnonymousAnonposter 22 дня назад

      Yeah overrated goyslop.

    • @Inbraneinthememsane
      @Inbraneinthememsane 21 день назад

      The movies didn’t age well - just like garbage Star Wars, Lord of the rings or any of those big franchises - in retrospect they are all garbage

    • @AnonymousAnonposter
      @AnonymousAnonposter 21 день назад

      My comment about this slop was filtered. No wonder, Spielberg is j-hole.

  • @teriyakipuppy
    @teriyakipuppy Месяц назад +1365

    I think this is pretty good writing and it's written like a skit.

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku Месяц назад +995

    HOLY SHIT
    ACTUAL GOOD DIALOGUE IN AN AAA GAME?

    • @mcmahonjp
      @mcmahonjp Месяц назад +77

      Good dialogue, good story, good gameplay, and good mechanics.
      This is what they meant by quadruple A

    • @rubenestradavalencia3306
      @rubenestradavalencia3306 Месяц назад +15

      ​@@mcmahonjpcombat could be way better, but indeed, this seems like an excellent game

    • @amarsharrifusman-bx5fg
      @amarsharrifusman-bx5fg Месяц назад +4

      @@mcmahonjp I very less disagree the mechanics, but the rest are 100% true.

    • @cryptolife5055
      @cryptolife5055 29 дней назад +1

      @@mcmahonjp game mechanics are kinda bad, combat is like what were they even thinking but story, exploration makes its good.

    • @hellotherekenobi
      @hellotherekenobi 29 дней назад

      You mean a AAAA game

  • @vampricramen
    @vampricramen Месяц назад +265

    This game is like a lost Indiana Jones film to the point that it's almost uncanny.

  • @ginke1996
    @ginke1996 Месяц назад +903

    Thats peak Indiana Jones

  • @Ryudegan
    @Ryudegan Месяц назад +314

    This is 100% a scenario that Indiana Jones would be in

  • @m.c.schock2933
    @m.c.schock2933 Месяц назад +987

    Are you so used to Marvel humor that you can't appreciate proper jokes in well written dialogue?

    • @01dominico
      @01dominico Месяц назад +139

      No, I'm pretty sure the youtuber meant that they're suprise(in a good way) the game has a joke about cheating and incest.

    • @dontknowdontknow9769
      @dontknowdontknow9769 Месяц назад +32

      ​@@01dominico The problem is that this kinda title is used to mock

    • @01dominico
      @01dominico Месяц назад +15

      @@dontknowdontknow9769 Yes, but with the context the youtuber is obviously title baiting

    • @KyleReese-vt8bo
      @KyleReese-vt8bo Месяц назад +24

      @@01dominico His mother IN LAW is not related to himself.

    • @lukabajic9729
      @lukabajic9729 Месяц назад +13

      @@01dominico It's not incest tho? Mother-in-law is not his mother, but mother of his wife

  • @tompegorinno5141
    @tompegorinno5141 Месяц назад +339

    Italian: You are not a priest.
    Indiana Jones: Amen. ✊

  • @JosStorm
    @JosStorm Месяц назад +312

    Indy gave the "I am Mickey Mouse" treatment to the Italian lol

    • @aussieman4791
      @aussieman4791 Месяц назад +2

      "Hello Mickey Mouse."

    • @LostDeltaStudios
      @LostDeltaStudios Месяц назад +11

      “How dare he?…”

    • @theemperorofentertainment
      @theemperorofentertainment 27 дней назад +8

      Butler: “If you are a Scottish lord, than I am Mickey Mouse!”
      Indy: “How dare he?”
      Casually uses one punch to knock out the butler

  • @ReviewCart69
    @ReviewCart69 Месяц назад +158

    This is classic Indiana Jones movie comedy right here

  • @TCJPMCD94
    @TCJPMCD94 Месяц назад +342

    Actual good dialogue for once and you’re trying to say otherwise? L take.

    • @tengu-9
      @tengu-9 Месяц назад +11

      I think they're just foolin'
      The edits are already easy tells lol

    • @TCJPMCD94
      @TCJPMCD94 Месяц назад +12

      @@tengu-9 I can see that now. The title of the video is definitely what threw me off.

    • @brianwhitford6086
      @brianwhitford6086 Месяц назад +8

      That, my friend, is what they call clickbait.

    • @stealthyincognito5765
      @stealthyincognito5765 Месяц назад +6

      ​@@brianwhitford6086 That and ragebait to increase engagements in the comments lmao

    • @aarond7662
      @aarond7662 Месяц назад +1

      the marvel cinematic universe and its consequences

  • @mrwicked7
    @mrwicked7 Месяц назад +120

    I could totally see something like this happening in Last Crusade. This was hilarious and on point for Indy humor.

    • @Linkman247
      @Linkman247 Месяц назад +1

      How dare he!

    • @Dragontrumpetare
      @Dragontrumpetare 28 дней назад +5

      Well remember in the last crusade he gets in disguise as a ticket clerk and asks an SS-officer for the ticket. And then throw the guy out. The travellers setting this just looks at Indy and he states "No ticket"!" Ah travellers panics and wanna show there ticket lol

    • @Linkman247
      @Linkman247 28 дней назад

      @Dragontrumpetare Indy kind of left his guard down though. He says no ticket in English and blows his disguise lol. I think this was for the sake of the joke and audience. But he should have said it in German. Not that it ultimately matters as Germany by that point already knew they were on board.

  • @MatthewJarvis-zw2sz
    @MatthewJarvis-zw2sz Месяц назад +113

    Is this meant to be an example of bad dialogue? Because all I see is one of the best movie characters of all time being brought back to life, and done so in a way that it feels not like a modern re-make but like an undiscovered original movie that was never aired.
    The Indiana Jones movies have always held an element of comedy and even slapstick, so this scene does not feel at all out of place in an Indiana Jones game (or even a movie).
    Please watch the movies first if you're going to criticise a game based on them. Thank you.

    • @bmaster5324
      @bmaster5324 Месяц назад +3

      this is meant to be an example of good dialogue

    • @Irunts
      @Irunts Месяц назад +2

      @@bmaster5324 Not according to the title

    • @NeovanGoth
      @NeovanGoth Месяц назад +5

      It's a meme. It's basically variations of "What, somebody actually did their job right?" You can find it in the titles of a whole bunch of gaming related videos released recently; mainly about Indiana Jones and Stalker 2.

    • @MatthewJarvis-zw2sz
      @MatthewJarvis-zw2sz Месяц назад +2

      @@NeovanGoth It's not a meme, it's a vague sentence, poorly worded enough that the meaning is very ambiguous.
      Also, I've seen plenty of videos about various games and movies with pretty much exactly the same title that were criticising the dialogue being written.
      Stop making excuses for bad writing and planning.

    • @EaNasirSellsBadCopperNGL
      @EaNasirSellsBadCopperNGL 25 дней назад

      Title basically says that it was so good it sounded crazy someone wrote the dialogue​@@Irunts

  • @Omnipotentkami
    @Omnipotentkami Месяц назад +90

    POV: You met the enthusiast that turned the Doujins into an Autobiography.

  • @jlev1028
    @jlev1028 Месяц назад +98

    Blackshirt: Mama mia! You used-a our Lord's name-a in vain, you-a blasphemous Yankee Doodle-a!

  • @shkytube
    @shkytube Месяц назад +63

    That "Wat??".. Haha.. Well. At least he interested to hear the confession a little.

  • @mrtyrant1680
    @mrtyrant1680 Месяц назад +16

    And... He should get a raise for it.

    • @SamuelKoepke-r3o
      @SamuelKoepke-r3o Месяц назад +5

      And a contract for a sequel!

    • @mrtyrant1680
      @mrtyrant1680 13 дней назад +1

      @SamuelKoepke-r3o
      A trilogy of Indiana Jones's games in this style is something that I would happily pay for it.

    • @SamuelKoepke-r3o
      @SamuelKoepke-r3o 13 дней назад

      @@mrtyrant1680 I’m with you! Can you imagine Indy and Jones Sr interacting in the same style, maybe set after the Last Crusade? The Father-Son shenanigans could give the movies a run for their money!

    • @mrtyrant1680
      @mrtyrant1680 11 дней назад +1

      @SamuelKoepke-r3o
      Yes! Their dynamic was my favorite part of Last Crusade, I just loved Jones Sr. being a Bumbling Scholar in contrast to Indy's Adventurer Archaeologist.

    • @SamuelKoepke-r3o
      @SamuelKoepke-r3o 11 дней назад

      ⁠@@mrtyrant1680 I can only imagine how hilarious Gina’s reaction would be if she found out that “Indiana” was what they named the dog!

  • @DanielHenryStanheight
    @DanielHenryStanheight Месяц назад +8

    Someone actually wrote this dialogue...and they did a goddamn fine job with it

  • @xSavedSoulx
    @xSavedSoulx Месяц назад +44

    This would've been a great movie.

  • @AntifaschistischeAktion8
    @AntifaschistischeAktion8 19 дней назад +2

    the please come to confess me plot twist was crazy🙏😂

  • @splintergectornathan9045
    @splintergectornathan9045 Месяц назад +44

    for those who wonder, author wrote "Yes.. Someone actually wrote this dialogue" in a positive meaning, as you can see his other videos
    Author surprised himself that somebody really dared to write this good in this game

    • @MatthewJarvis-zw2sz
      @MatthewJarvis-zw2sz Месяц назад +6

      That wasn't clear from the title or the non existent description.
      People should not have to watch a person's entire channel content to understand one video. That's just bad writing and planning.

    • @hafirenggayuda
      @hafirenggayuda Месяц назад +4

      Tbf, this channel also mocking bad writings on other games. The titles just ambiguous

    • @Redgrant80
      @Redgrant80 Месяц назад

      ​@@MatthewJarvis-zw2sz It's just clickbait.

    • @bigbillywillysgrandadventu7737
      @bigbillywillysgrandadventu7737 26 дней назад +2

      It's subtle clickbait and made ambiguous for the algorithmn.

  • @tobiasrieper6640
    @tobiasrieper6640 27 дней назад +5

    you can tell the people who made this really love and understand Indiana Jones

  • @Fish-monologue
    @Fish-monologue Месяц назад +43

    What you on about, this is great !

  • @extra_crispy4958
    @extra_crispy4958 Месяц назад +13

    I love that he realizes Indy's not a priest when he uses the lords name in vain.

  • @Wesker0o0o0
    @Wesker0o0o0 Месяц назад +36

    …YOUR FORGIVEN FOREVER! 😂

  • @L-O-C_145
    @L-O-C_145 Месяц назад +11

    "You're forgiven." Lmao

  • @roflc0re
    @roflc0re 28 дней назад +5

    This games narrative is wonderful. You can see how much the developers really love Indiana Jones

  • @SerialDesignatioN
    @SerialDesignatioN 22 дня назад +3

    His sins were probably forgiven through his fist

  • @Jataylor30
    @Jataylor30 28 дней назад +3

    Tell me you haven’t seen an Indiana Jones film without telling me you haven’t seen an Indiana Jones film.

  • @michelcowels4317
    @michelcowels4317 21 день назад +2

    The people that made this actually loved Indiana Jones. Let them direct the next movie please? 🙏🏻

  • @manuvilla2176
    @manuvilla2176 Месяц назад +20

    Peak comedy skit right there, remind me those old Indiana Jones movies back in the days when we were young.....urgh, those were the days : Action, Adventure, lil bit of horror (The end of Raiders of the Lost Ark) and Comedy, great combination, we don't make movies like this anymore 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

  • @iamd3ad_ang3l10
    @iamd3ad_ang3l10 14 дней назад

    Whoever wrote that definitely needs a big bonus or raise for that 😂😂😂

  • @coasterfreak91210
    @coasterfreak91210 27 дней назад +3

    So this comment section isn't going how you wanted it to...

  • @bigbillywillysgrandadventu7737
    @bigbillywillysgrandadventu7737 26 дней назад +4

    Christ, are people incapable of not using the same four video titles over and over again?

  • @PralaynathGendaswami
    @PralaynathGendaswami 23 дня назад +1

    Dude hasn't watched a single Indiana Jones movie 🤣

  • @Heartland.Productions
    @Heartland.Productions Месяц назад +3

    Great Circle has fantastic writing and it perfectly on-tone

  • @commanderjango1487
    @commanderjango1487 Месяц назад +9

    Oh no well I didn’t know that was gonna happen

  • @zacharyvannortwick988
    @zacharyvannortwick988 Месяц назад +10

    Absolute Cinema 🤲

  • @Relicat5544
    @Relicat5544 Месяц назад +22

    Jesus Christ ! 🤜💥 Amen.

  • @tengu-9
    @tengu-9 Месяц назад +19

    Wasn't this the same game the internet heavily roasted back when it was revealed?

    • @soldiermainsaregay9421
      @soldiermainsaregay9421 Месяц назад +33

      Yes because we thought that the fat guy with colored hair would self insert himself or his ideologies in the game but he didnt usually games that have that type of devs are trash but this game isnt the fat guy deserves a apology mine included

    • @applesandgrapesfordinner4626
      @applesandgrapesfordinner4626 Месяц назад +16

      ​@soldiermainsaregay9421 You guys definitely should owe him an apology.

    • @shadowofdread7018
      @shadowofdread7018 Месяц назад +27

      Yeah because the “anti-woke mob” was still pissed off about Dial of Destiny (which to be fair, that movie was trash) so they thought this game would be woke too. It really isn’t. Some poor developer guy with colored hair was harassed because they thought he’d put his ideals in this game, and he didn’t. People are so at-arms nowadays over this crap

    • @applesandgrapesfordinner4626
      @applesandgrapesfordinner4626 Месяц назад +15

      @shadowofdread7018 Thing is, there's nothing wrong with his ideals. It's just their problem.

    • @monkeysaru3957
      @monkeysaru3957 Месяц назад

      @@soldiermainsaregay9421 The "anti-woke" crowd literally being like "we assumed your game would be trash and that you're an awful person based on nothing but your looks and body type, but it wasn't, lol oops, soz" has major "are we the baddies?" vibes. Too bad not a single anti-woke person has a single active brain-cell to gain that level of self-awareness and actually realise they might be be in a toxic cultural environment.
      I don't care that you're acting sorry now that you've been proven wrong. The fact is that you're all just gonna not learn from this and remain in your "anti-woke" echo-chambers and keep acting like easily triggered morons who judge everything on whim feelings--like you accuse the "woke" of doing all the time.

  • @Progger11
    @Progger11 29 дней назад +1

    The grift went a little too far this time. Bro didn't realize what tree he was barking up.

  • @xavierhouston4650
    @xavierhouston4650 Месяц назад +2

    Average friend group confession:

  • @GuerovaTheGreat
    @GuerovaTheGreat 14 дней назад

    I had forgotten how awesome and funny Indiana Jones is.
    I should watch all his movies again.

  • @ThePotchili
    @ThePotchili Месяц назад +2

    Pretty standard writing for a classic Indy film, I’d say

  • @piotrekk7045
    @piotrekk7045 21 день назад +1

    Zoomers discover franchise other than marvel

  • @MichaelFalkowski
    @MichaelFalkowski Месяц назад +1

    Have you ever watched any Indiana Jones movies? This game feels like another movie installment.

  • @ianpeters3095
    @ianpeters3095 29 дней назад +1

    Best writing in a video game in a hot minute. Very well done comedic relief fit for an Indiana Jones movie.

    • @juicedgoose
      @juicedgoose 28 дней назад

      Soundtrack is spot on too

  • @amediumhorse
    @amediumhorse Месяц назад +2

    I love how saying Jesus Christ gave it away

  • @simonwilliamnoelmurray9179
    @simonwilliamnoelmurray9179 19 дней назад

    This is exactly like what would happen in Indiana Jones

  • @primelordoftheuniverse7835
    @primelordoftheuniverse7835 Месяц назад +8

    I would say watching Indiana Jones cause this is most of the humor that actually comes from the movies and it’s well written as well. I played the game a lot. It is an actual really great game you just they hate that Sony ponies give and also really really bad gamers that hate this game just for like one instance is really stupid.

  • @TheCaesarion
    @TheCaesarion Месяц назад +1

    As an Indiana jones fan I’m so mad no Star Wars game has intrigued me like this game has!!!

  • @LakerLaugher
    @LakerLaugher 27 дней назад +1

    Everything about this game reminds me of the original movies and I FREAKING love it 🎉

  • @andre.mateus
    @andre.mateus Месяц назад +1

    This captures the humour of the movies so well 😅

  • @fredjones2170
    @fredjones2170 23 дня назад

    This could have been right out of the movies; it’s EXACTLY the same style of humor.

  • @SwordsmanMercenary
    @SwordsmanMercenary Месяц назад +4

    Indiana Jones went from being in a pulp adventure novel to being in a soap opera.

  • @jacoporegini8841
    @jacoporegini8841 Месяц назад +1

    "How dare you!"

  • @thestudentofficial5483
    @thestudentofficial5483 Месяц назад +2

    Machine Games have experience with writing funny fascists getting their asses handed and it works so well with Indiana Jones title.

  • @proudkiwi7641
    @proudkiwi7641 28 дней назад +2

    Just further evidence that 1980s media (this game stays true to 1980s Indys themes) is just too cooked for this generation.

  • @ThEmAnOnAmIsSiOn100
    @ThEmAnOnAmIsSiOn100 29 дней назад

    He should’ve said “boring conversation anyways”

  • @Davidcross0121
    @Davidcross0121 29 дней назад

    If this was in the Indiana Jones movies you would think it belonged there. Great scene.

  • @chbloss
    @chbloss 21 день назад

    he really does love america.

  • @sarugard9115
    @sarugard9115 29 дней назад +1

    Dude i love this scene so much
    I laughed

  • @jackmalerich
    @jackmalerich Месяц назад +4

    It’s rage bait for views and we all fell for it

  • @joshuam.6027
    @joshuam.6027 Месяц назад +2

    Dawggg this is PEAK INDY, not that Dial of Boreeeee crapp lol

  • @ARBCOOL07
    @ARBCOOL07 Месяц назад +1

    This is actually awesome though lol

  • @Political_Brainrot_Auditor
    @Political_Brainrot_Auditor Месяц назад +1

    The source material is essentially a children's movie, so it's forgivable.

  • @iSTEFIXi
    @iSTEFIXi Месяц назад +6

    after a few videos of this channel i can confidently say this channel is dogsht

    • @schlop1771
      @schlop1771 29 дней назад +1

      the "mmm yes x game does y thing" trend needs to go fr

  • @HANNI-YA_ST
    @HANNI-YA_ST Месяц назад

    Pleasantly surprised with this one actually!

  • @PaoloC.
    @PaoloC. 16 дней назад

    this is incredible thinking and writing for a game. totally indy.

  • @R.a.f.a.e.l.
    @R.a.f.a.e.l. Месяц назад +4

    oh, typical rage farming youtuber getting so obvious it hurts. glad it's backfiring, people like you are ruining everything around. Shame on you. If only people were also alert to the less obvious ones out there....

  • @yoshpeters3079
    @yoshpeters3079 26 дней назад +1

    I didn’t realize this until someone pointed it out on RUclips but the guy realized Indy isn’t a father when he said Jesus Christ because priests don’t say the lord’s name in vain.

  • @rafiqkie
    @rafiqkie 29 дней назад

    and that fist... surely Indie always do.. ❤ this scene!

  • @adamblackedition5529
    @adamblackedition5529 20 дней назад +1

    yup, great scene.... lol did you think people were going to agree with you?

  • @silashurd3597
    @silashurd3597 Месяц назад

    Are we gonna talk about how Indy can just punch like it’s nothing?😅

  • @Dafury100
    @Dafury100 Месяц назад +1

    and good they did, it was funny.

  • @claudiotorre
    @claudiotorre 27 дней назад

    Absolute Indiana Jones

  • @berserkzelda
    @berserkzelda Месяц назад

    Someone hasn't watched the Indiana Jones movies.

  • @Jdotcdot462
    @Jdotcdot462 27 дней назад

    Absolutely love this scene and writing

  • @christiandeguzman4620
    @christiandeguzman4620 Месяц назад

    Ah Classic Indiana Jones. Gives me smile with this kind of humor☺☺🥰🥰

  • @larrylindgren215
    @larrylindgren215 Месяц назад +1

    I don’t get it. This is classic Indiana Jones.

  • @Thehuman-spider
    @Thehuman-spider Месяц назад +4

    Kids always complain

  • @Tigs2
    @Tigs2 Месяц назад

    There is another great Indiana comedic moment where Indiana and Gina are fighting with someone who has just had his nose broken by Indy. As the bad guy grabs for a gun, Gina grabs his nose and twists it 😂 100% Indiana Jones.

  • @maurogamba9066
    @maurogamba9066 Месяц назад

    The worst part is that the thing done by our friends in black shirt could really happen, if is not jer occour

  • @NeovanGoth
    @NeovanGoth Месяц назад

    Daaang, I totally missed that scene!

  • @leninswalrus
    @leninswalrus Месяц назад

    This was funny AF, it could have fit in any indy movie EASILY

  • @guidoivanmendez2354
    @guidoivanmendez2354 Месяц назад

    Damn, Italy! That explains both World Wars!!!

  • @thomasnapoleone9262
    @thomasnapoleone9262 Месяц назад +1

    well, as an Italian, it made me laugh a lot XD

  • @LarryWater
    @LarryWater Месяц назад

    He followed Master Oogway’s wisdom.

  • @chaoticneutralgiraffe5514
    @chaoticneutralgiraffe5514 Месяц назад

    .... pretty accurate honestly..

  • @battleborn1055
    @battleborn1055 27 дней назад

    This scene was hilarious

  • @Dragontrumpetare
    @Dragontrumpetare 28 дней назад

    Loved this dialogue its so good

  • @turtle_of_steel
    @turtle_of_steel Месяц назад

    this peak Indy. Actually funny dialogue.

  • @Irunts
    @Irunts Месяц назад +1

    What is with this click bait title? You make it seem like you think it is the worst thing that has been written.

  • @AttakusZakus
    @AttakusZakus Месяц назад +2

    Do Chuds just hate Xbox or something? Why hate this game when it’s so good?!

    • @guts-141
      @guts-141 Месяц назад +1

      They're still mad at Dial of Destiny

    • @AttakusZakus
      @AttakusZakus Месяц назад +2

      @ This is leagues better than Dial imo. Seems like they are letting group vitriol decide how they feel like always.

  • @pedroamaral4337
    @pedroamaral4337 Месяц назад +1

    I think his accent is the most funny

  • @Nekojiro_Sou
    @Nekojiro_Sou Месяц назад +1

    JUST LIKE MY FAVORITE DOUJINSHI

  • @ealing75
    @ealing75 Месяц назад +1

    How do you get this cutscene I don’t remember this when I played the Vatican level

  • @Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.
    @Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq. 23 дня назад

    That Italian only did wrong relative to the Catholic Faith. If his otherwise present father-in-law is deceased, I don't see why he shouldn't be looking after her, and most gals who were loving mothers that took pride and joy in childrearing yearn for purpose and preoccupation of that great responsibility in their 30's and 40's so, kudos to this Italiano for taking care of his wife's mother AND giving her the joy of a second round of motherhood.
    If the sister is single and has an affinity for him, he should consider her as well. When something is so good the first time you'd trust it to bear and raise your kids, why not savor the sequel and the source film?

  • @Philmaster07
    @Philmaster07 22 дня назад

    That is exact like the movies are

  • @Jkinsella082
    @Jkinsella082 Месяц назад +1

    You’re slow if you think that’s poor written dialogue.