Once got kicked from a guild because I never talked on Vent or contributed to chat. I joined Vent to listen to tacts, just didn't speak up. Usually, guildmates don't mind at all, though. So long as you do your job and don't be an ass about loot distribution, no one cares if you speak up or not.
i used to talk shit about the guild leader and his slaves when we were raiding. cause they never joined us... it got me kicked out of the guild. now i rarely talk, unless someone gets Lucky drops.
You don't have to tell your life story, but it's better if you talk. A guild is supposed to be synced and the best way for that is geting to know eachother. Be friends. Trust me, it's great. You can even meet up IRL sometimes. And if you have some responsibilities in the raid you should absolutely speak.
Lol @ grats guy in guild chat. Oh, now there's barbecue sauce all over my keyboard, what the fuck. Grats! I just bummed a cigarette off the homeless guy that lives in a box next to my house. Grats! Couldn't help but laugh at this. Good stuff.
You forgot the mom who's children are all grown up so she treats all the people she's ranked above like her children and gets all pissy when people do something she doesn't like.
great video, although I played wow last time about a year ago, Crendor as usually mannaged to pull together most common types of personalities you can meet in a guild. Nicely done. I think there are more personalities you could explore, especially if we are talking about RP guilds. So hope to see episode No 2 ))
This is accurate. I'm actully the older guy who talks about younger player when I still come down to our level. I also use to be in a guild with someone who talked endlessly about the efficiency of the guild. My new guild has the guy who announces himself when he logs on with caps. Last guild also had the super postive officer, and the other officer who told us we were shit when we wiped. I also knew someone who played obnoxious music over the vent each time.. God this is so spot on O.o
0:35 That funny looking mage have been in many of ur vid, Crendor. U should make a vid about him! Who he is, what is his story etc. Perhaps it end up being as epic as Go Guys story! :P
This me bring back memories playing Allods with my Guild. We didn't had this kinds of stereotypes, and when we did, they usually got kicked really quick. I miss them...
Extremely happy girl, I am sure I ran into couple of these in my days :D Even tho, dont play WoW anymore, love Crendor´s nostalgic videos and wished they still kept coming
So many things mentioned apply to my guild, especially that Ventrilo part! People say "grats" on every small thing & when they ask you to get on Ventrilo, there's nothing pertaining to the game, in which I just log back off.
Ive always watched wowcrendor and i always found him hilarious. I dont play wow anymore but i will always watch wowcrendors vids cuz it brings back funny memories and true/sad facts about WoW
I got one type of guild member for you Recount Guy: [01:04:17] [G] [75:Silentio]: Recount - Damage Done for Last Fight [01:04:17] [G] [75:Silentio]: 1. Silentio 44090 (2523.8, 34.9%) [01:04:17] [G] [75:Silentio]: 2. Inrok-Silvermoon 24942 (1839.4, 19.7%) [01:04:17] [G] [75:Silentio]: 3. Dennismage-Nordrassil 23933 (1658.6, 18.9%)
Oh my God. I was mildly amused until Bobby learned the truth about his mother, and expressed it with a heart-broken "What?!". Amazing video, WoWCrendor. I laughed my ass off. Literally.
I was in a guild once and made the mistake of mentioning getting a big bac from mcdonalds.Then they kept telling me over and over about how bad it was for me to eat there and how it's going to kill me slowly.But the thing is half of the guild were smokers and drinkers.Some of them were even smoking and drinking while they were playing.How does this make since?
I'm the guy who is usually stone faced when faced with humour because it takes alot to impress me. IN MY OLD GUILD THEY USED TO SAY THAT WHEN I TALKED ABOUT MY PREVIOUS GUILD! I died!
always in a guilde Clique, the group of people who are on at 2a.m talking about crazy stuff (usualy the guild grandpa and the Lore Guy are part of that grp)
You forgot one Guild Clique: The nationality groups. Every guild I ben in it got all those groups you showed, but its also divided into the different nationalities, where they always speak there own language.
In the Ventrillo part, you missed the guy whose mic is always eardrum-explodingly loud that it's impossible to understand what he's saying due to distortion, and the other guy whose mic is so quiet, you literally have to turn your sound down the whole way just to hear them, only to be blown away when the loud guy talks again. >.>
This...is so true. I was always a part of the comedian group. I'd always get the super negative raid leader who'd never EVER admit that he did anything wrong whatsoever.
The Math Wizard one reminded me of that guy from the Leroy Jenkins video. "I calculate that we have a 33.3 (repeating of course) percent chance of survival."
I haven't actually been in a guild before, but I know myself pretty well so I think I can imagine my stereotype. Me: "This person never talks to anybody unless directly addressed, and no one knows whether it's because he doesn't have a mic or if he's just really introverted. He shows up for the occasional raid, hardly ever does any PVP, and silently fumes whenever someone skips a cutscene or other kind of lore."
crendor what server do you play on? I am a long time warcraft fan and player. I currently raid heroic end game content on several toons. I would love to meet u in game and possibly transfer some toons to your server. Keep up the good work and ty.
Yes, I've been told this several times now, but I had watched the first version after this one due to how I came across Crendor. Hence why I didn't know. Thank you for commenting anyways ^^
I'm surprised he didn't include the one guy who starts a new character and then somehow lvls to max in like 2 days
Also the solo guy who hates guilds
Daniil Rzhevskiy XD I'm the solo guy.
I am the true lvl to max in 2 days guy cuz I have no life
Connor Bachen same
I'm the solo guy Lol
im the leveller
Once got kicked from a guild because I never talked on Vent or contributed to chat. I joined Vent to listen to tacts, just didn't speak up.
Usually, guildmates don't mind at all, though. So long as you do your job and don't be an ass about loot distribution, no one cares if you speak up or not.
same for me lol i show up to the raids, never talk in vent, im just there to listen, get in, kill shit and of course get some lootziez!
i used to talk shit about the guild leader and his slaves when we were raiding. cause they never joined us... it got me kicked out of the guild. now i rarely talk, unless someone gets Lucky drops.
etherraichu I.E. me
You don't have to tell your life story, but it's better if you talk. A guild is supposed to be synced and the best way for that is geting to know eachother. Be friends. Trust me, it's great. You can even meet up IRL sometimes. And if you have some responsibilities in the raid you should absolutely speak.
I am the gratz guy... and I am proud!
cal vor me 2
Gratz!
These Ventrillo chats are the best. More of these would be appreciated!
Lol @ grats guy in guild chat.
Oh, now there's barbecue sauce all over my keyboard, what the fuck.
Grats!
I just bummed a cigarette off the homeless guy that lives in a box next to my house.
Grats!
Couldn't help but laugh at this. Good stuff.
In one of the guilds I was in, there was a dude who was like that. Was annoying as all hell.
"Hi, guys." "GRATZ HUERPOPEREPRIJ HEUHUEHUE"
Xylarxcode Im the grats guy
the ventrilo part had me cracking up
You forgot the mom who's children are all grown up so she treats all the people she's ranked above like her children and gets all pissy when people do something she doesn't like.
YES! I've had like 3 or 4 of these people
Join the club, we have t-shirts.
im also part of this conversation
Kenneth McCormick Man, those bastards are the worst.
Help, I'm stuck in a mystery button black hole.
Somebody make a dubstep mix of the Loudmouth shouting!
And we call it....EVERYBODY LISTEN TO ME TALK (TAUREN)
I'm the extremely happy girl. Yay fluffy animals!
OMG so am I xD
"Voice getting higher - head about to explode from joyyyyyy!" My reaction every time I see a new Crendor video
1:12
That is how EVERYONE in my guild acts.
I get the feeling you're the negative guy in your guild... xD
Kefka Palazzo Do you SEE his profile picture? Its like a striped giraffe with a sparkly pink background.
Sachin Suri
He didn't have that originally xD
Your guild sounds beautiful.
Morec0 Truly. It is.
waiting in Q after the DDOS and watching all of Billy's hilarious videos
Is Jesse Cox the immature old guy?
great video, although I played wow last time about a year ago, Crendor as usually mannaged to pull together most common types of personalities you can meet in a guild. Nicely done. I think there are more personalities you could explore, especially if we are talking about RP guilds. So hope to see episode No 2 ))
1:40 That describes my guild so much it hurts
You know, you could do a whole machinima series just with Zentrillo.
There were some seriously well done funny moments in that "simu-chat".
Lol I am the only Guild comedian in mine :P (and everyone loves me for it)
***** I dont know why but for some reason I had a discussion about these pretty pebbles you can find xD
This is accurate. I'm actully the older guy who talks about younger player when I still come down to our level. I also use to be in a guild with someone who talked endlessly about the efficiency of the guild. My new guild has the guy who announces himself when he logs on with caps. Last guild also had the super postive officer, and the other officer who told us we were shit when we wiped. I also knew someone who played obnoxious music over the vent each time..
God this is so spot on O.o
"Bobby's Mom is an alcoholic"
Bobby: "what?"
0:35 That funny looking mage have been in many of ur vid, Crendor. U should make a vid about him! Who he is, what is his story etc. Perhaps it end up being as epic as Go Guys story! :P
i was waiting for go go go go go go go go go go go
This me bring back memories playing Allods with my Guild. We didn't had this kinds of stereotypes, and when we did, they usually got kicked really quick.
I miss them...
Grats!
Extremely happy girl, I am sure I ran into couple of these in my days :D Even tho, dont play WoW anymore, love Crendor´s nostalgic videos and wished they still kept coming
Smokers in guilds are so annoying they can't go more then 30 minutes with out smoking and every one has to stop for them in a raid.
So, start your own non-smoking guild and raid.
Don't understand what's so difficult to figure out. lol
Imperial Ace You must be a smoker mad bro?
Nah, I just don't know why it's such a hard thing to think of.
Imperial Ace Nah your smoker and your mad obvious bro you mad?
You need to stop trying so hard. You might break something.
The smoke/techno part was fkn hilarious. GJ as usual
poor bobby
Types of Guild Leaders would be a fun topic for a Crendor vid!:)
ALL HAIL THE MYSTERY BUTTON
So many things mentioned apply to my guild, especially that Ventrilo part! People say "grats" on every small thing & when they ask you to get on Ventrilo, there's nothing pertaining to the game, in which I just log back off.
Crendor, you're the fucking best
That armor that the goblin had was from the cata raids throne I think and bastion of twilight
Lisin to me talk
Ive always watched wowcrendor and i always found him hilarious. I dont play wow anymore but i will always watch wowcrendors vids cuz it brings back funny memories and true/sad facts about WoW
I'm the happy girl hehehe
The ventrilo bit literally had me in tears hahahaha
The awkward moment when you realise... you're the loudmouth.
I got one type of guild member for you
Recount Guy:
[01:04:17] [G] [75:Silentio]: Recount - Damage Done for Last Fight
[01:04:17] [G] [75:Silentio]: 1. Silentio 44090 (2523.8, 34.9%)
[01:04:17] [G] [75:Silentio]: 2. Inrok-Silvermoon 24942 (1839.4, 19.7%)
[01:04:17] [G] [75:Silentio]: 3. Dennismage-Nordrassil 23933 (1658.6, 18.9%)
CRENDOR STOP DOING TOP 10S AND GET BACK TO DOING THESE
you know if you right click on them in vent and click speical effects and add sound and incress or lower their sound :)
Oh my God. I was mildly amused until Bobby learned the truth about his mother, and expressed it with a heart-broken "What?!". Amazing video, WoWCrendor. I laughed my ass off. Literally.
thumbs up for being in the guild Purple!
One of the better video's in a long time. Nice Job.
watched like 10 times in a row... its to dead on.. i love it, keep them coming.
oh lord, i'm so stupid.. i was so sure it said "guild wars 2" and was really confused by the apparent lack of GW2 in the video :P
Loved it though!
this guy never gets old.. Crendor FTW>>.
3:27 That's the funniest thing Crendor has said since "Wolfman gon' rob you" XD
I was in a guild once and made the mistake of mentioning getting a big bac from mcdonalds.Then they kept telling me over and over about how bad it was for me to eat there and how it's going to kill me slowly.But the thing is half of the guild were smokers and drinkers.Some of them were even smoking and drinking while they were playing.How does this make since?
I'm the guy who is usually stone faced when faced with humour because it takes alot to impress me. IN MY OLD GUILD THEY USED TO SAY THAT WHEN I TALKED ABOUT MY PREVIOUS GUILD! I died!
First one can be avoided by guild control, I have a guild and only officers can take two items in one tab per day, I have 6 tabs
I went to a kamart going out of business and got 120 days of wow really happy to get back into the game
Can´t stop watching Crendor videos SO FUN
After watching wowcrendor's videos I learned that none is perfect
I enjoyed being one of the positive guild officers.
OMG UR DEAD ON WITH VENT, The smoker, the music guy, the low voice guy
He is so perfectly timed however, cracks me up every time :P
You need to make a vent machima Crendor. That was hilarious.
only thing u forgot is the guildmom girl who's the sidekick to guild leader
always in a guilde Clique, the group of people who are on at 2a.m talking about crazy stuff (usualy the guild grandpa and the Lore Guy are part of that grp)
I'm the guild grandpa. :(
Somebody hast to so the nightshift 😊
Epic job, sat there saying we have one of those the whole time :D
HELP! I'm stuck in a wowcredor loop. IM REWATCHING OLD VIDS!
You forgot one Guild Clique: The nationality groups. Every guild I ben in it got all those groups you showed, but its also divided into the different nationalities, where they always speak there own language.
I don't even play wow anymore, I still watch those videos because I love the 'culture' of wow.
Wich program does DJ-N use to make his hardstyle music?!
In the Ventrillo part, you missed the guy whose mic is always eardrum-explodingly loud that it's impossible to understand what he's saying due to distortion, and the other guy whose mic is so quiet, you literally have to turn your sound down the whole way just to hear them, only to be blown away when the loud guy talks again. >.>
That last "Grats!" made my day :D
The math guy was a serious blow to my morale "-5 to morale"
This...is so true. I was always a part of the comedian group. I'd always get the super negative raid leader who'd never EVER admit that he did anything wrong whatsoever.
I may be wrong, but I think he covered those in the first How to Win at Guilds
The Math Wizard one reminded me of that guy from the Leroy Jenkins video. "I calculate that we have a 33.3 (repeating of course) percent chance of survival."
How the hell is part 2 of this released two years earlier than the first one?
Love the guild chat part, especially how bobby is in the channel when the other kids mom burns his mom.
dude! thanks for putting the links in the desciption !
I haven't actually been in a guild before, but I know myself pretty well so I think I can imagine my stereotype.
Me:
"This person never talks to anybody unless directly addressed, and no one knows whether it's because he doesn't have a mic or if he's just really introverted. He shows up for the occasional raid, hardly ever does any PVP, and silently fumes whenever someone skips a cutscene or other kind of lore."
Haven't played wow in years.. and this is still relevant.
And the gratz guy returns!
I want to make a ring tone of that "I am talking. I am talking. Everyone listen to me talk!"
i've watched this video like 100 times and the vent part only just made me die of laughter
Lol this is funny as hell, i can see almost all those roles in my guild now without taking much time.
The random voice that talks to billy is the same guy who told billy to get a pet
the grats guy never gets old
Funny thing is, this is incredibly accurate.
Lol love the vent chat part, haha i used to be the Technorific guy myself
Crendor should make a whole video about Ventrillo only.
I've been trying to find out all of the emotes that you use for your videos
I need that "I am talkin', i am talkin' everybody listen to me talk" for my ringtone!
the happy girl voice was extremely hillarious :D gj crendor
Return of grats guy! :D
Imagine a guild of "Math Guys"
!EFFICENCY!
Wouldn't that just be a theorycrafting forum?
crendor what server do you play on? I am a long time warcraft fan and player. I currently raid heroic end game content on several toons. I would love to meet u in game and possibly transfer some toons to your server. Keep up the good work and ty.
The DK in Acherus reminds me of Phoebe from The Magic School Bus.
"At my old school..."
I AM TALKING I AM TALKING EVERYBODY LISTEN TO ME TALK
what a rhythm that man has
My guilds never do anything or talk. Where do people find these guilds?
Damn the Zentrillo chat always cracks me.
Yes, I've been told this several times now, but I had watched the first version after this one due to how I came across Crendor. Hence why I didn't know. Thank you for commenting anyways ^^
@OxFlea are u the techno guy?
because i like that one
Yordland and tolgar, I have a feeling these are actual guildies of yours.
"Well Bobby's mom's an alcoholic!"
"What?"
DrClawizdead that killed me xD
grats
The 'grats' at the end made me laugh so much!