Using ORBITAL LASERS To Delete Intern's ENTIRE Career in Forts

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @tylerrose3633
    @tylerrose3633 2 года назад +297

    Intern: *breathes*
    Blitz: That's illegal!

  • @c0d3metallic97
    @c0d3metallic97 2 года назад +732

    As a top 100 player in forts, this gameplay is so painful yet so entertaining at the same time

    • @Khaim.m
      @Khaim.m 2 года назад +114

      As someone who has watched any top level play, once, same.

    • @Sumirevins
      @Sumirevins 2 года назад +119

      As someone who has never played forts but only Watched RUclipsrs playthrough, same

    • @xAcoNm1x
      @xAcoNm1x 2 года назад +12

      Very painful😅

    • @G8tb
      @G8tb 2 года назад +41

      Woooow, tryhard
      If you don't get it, it was a joke

    • @LSG_Squadron
      @LSG_Squadron 2 года назад +60

      @@G8tb I'm a memer myself but we both can agree that your joke was garbage

  • @Aeguis
    @Aeguis 2 года назад +366

    If you're gonna remove material, have storage so that the eco is not wasted.

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 Год назад +19

    Intern: "What is that?"
    Blitz: "That's a laser."
    Me: Looks more like a laser *pointer.* 😀

  • @normalchannel2185
    @normalchannel2185 2 года назад +108

    best defense late game in forts is to just build a huge wall of portals in front of your boat(linked to each other in pairs) so that whenever anything is fired it either goes in the water or towards your enemy.
    obviously, the downside is that you also cannot shoot, but you can use it to store up materials to build like a nuke, delink a portal, and connect it to one in the back, so intern/opponent has no idea that a portal is not in defense mode, launch the nuke and then link the portal back in defense mode

    • @luhopi
      @luhopi 2 года назад

      Please answer what mods are the laser and portals

    • @toasty_the_fox
      @toasty_the_fox 2 года назад +3

      The portal makes a LOUD sound cue when it's being linked

    • @toasty_the_fox
      @toasty_the_fox 2 года назад +7

      @@luhopi
      It's all official material by the devs
      Moonshot DLC for the Buzzsaw, Magna Beam, Smoke Launcher, Portal material and three commanders - Moonshine, Buster and Phantom
      High Seas DLC for the weapons - Hardpoint which is upgraded to the Deckgun and Orbital Laser, Marine Swarm Missiles, Harpoon Gun, Runway for airplanes, Shield Dome and devices - Smoke Stack and Propeller

    • @normalchannel2185
      @normalchannel2185 2 года назад +4

      @@toasty_the_fox yeah, but the enemy is not gonna be sitting there training their guns on you all the time. You can, if you are fast enough link it and shoot and delink it before the enemy shots come through.

    • @toasty_the_fox
      @toasty_the_fox 2 года назад +2

      @@normalchannel2185 no like the portal isn't invincible when it's being linked, it takes roughly 6? sniper shots to destroy completely when not being repaired and jesus christ you can breathe on it with a Minigun or literally any heavy weapon, even the Fire beam for christ's sake, and it shatters

  • @ponyperson7513
    @ponyperson7513 2 года назад +164

    Could watch this for hours and hours, so entertaining

    • @ez_theta_z9317
      @ez_theta_z9317 2 года назад +5

      if you want to see more forts, try Project Incursus Gaming or SynergyGamingTV, they both do a lot more forts and are far more competent

    • @hudson5796
      @hudson5796 2 года назад

      @@ez_theta_z9317 yep they make blitz look like child play

    • @Unmustache1
      @Unmustache1 2 года назад +1

      @@ez_theta_z9317 have you ever wondered the fact that people like Blitz for his personality, rather then how good he is at games?

    • @ez_theta_z9317
      @ez_theta_z9317 2 года назад +4

      @@Unmustache1 i do know that, i am just providing alternatives if they want to see more forts. maybe they will get into the game and enjoy it for themselves

    • @Unmustache1
      @Unmustache1 2 года назад

      @@ez_theta_z9317 understandable, yeah sorry about being a bit rude there

  • @nuggies3187
    @nuggies3187 2 года назад +74

    “Oh the turns are gonna table this time” -Blitz 2022

    • @Unmustache1
      @Unmustache1 2 года назад +3

      that is a quote from the office

    • @nuggies3187
      @nuggies3187 2 года назад +2

      @@Unmustache1 read it again

    • @wollywogholder3313
      @wollywogholder3313 2 года назад +2

      @@nuggies3187 They said it like that in purpse

  • @Eenkognito
    @Eenkognito 2 года назад +238

    They never seem to use their active abilities, which would make this exciting.

    • @ez_theta_z9317
      @ez_theta_z9317 2 года назад +27

      they don't even pick commanders or use them in any way

    • @awesom1ser264
      @awesom1ser264 2 года назад +6

      I'm not sure they know there are active abilities

    • @tiberius0716
      @tiberius0716 2 года назад +1

      @@awesom1ser264 They used them before, so they know.

    • @mag51284
      @mag51284 2 года назад +1

      I'm pretty they either play like trash for content, or don't care about being good.

    • @obsidianfrost9514
      @obsidianfrost9514 2 года назад

      They play for fun it also seems they at times intentionally drag the games out

  • @EEEEEEEE
    @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад +49

    Intern also crushed you many times. Your entire boat imploded

  • @kaungkhantkyaw7044
    @kaungkhantkyaw7044 2 года назад +19

    Loving these Forts videos..u guys should try with different ships for each or ship vs base or something..cuz not knowing where the opponent's cores sounds alot of fun😁😁

  • @TheJorntTaker
    @TheJorntTaker 2 года назад +43

    Blitz makes a good point. Even a lot of Swedish people hate Swedish liquorice

    • @da_dog_lol8341
      @da_dog_lol8341 2 года назад +2

      We finns love salty liquorice😋😋 we call it salmiakki

    • @bongus4108
      @bongus4108 2 года назад

      Swedish fish?

    • @bongus4108
      @bongus4108 2 года назад

      I like Swedish fish 😃

    • @Justthatguy1998
      @Justthatguy1998 2 года назад

      @@da_dog_lol8341 is there a food/candy that tastes similar to salted licorice, so I have a frame of reference besides mixing my licorice with salt

    • @NeroSonOfVergil101
      @NeroSonOfVergil101 2 года назад

      Ick!

  • @eliacasado1513
    @eliacasado1513 2 года назад +23

    Fun Fact:
    The candy Blitz called salted liquorice is called "djungelvrål" in swedish which translates to "jungle roars" in english and Blitz is so very wrong here cause its delicous and ill never forgive Blitz for what he said about my beloved djungelvrål

  • @Poop-qz9yn
    @Poop-qz9yn 2 года назад +12

    You can bind the weapons to hotkeys so you dont have to click on them to select them

  • @Chillbirbo
    @Chillbirbo 2 года назад +24

    Saw the title and immediately knew that intern was going to take an unpaid leave.

  • @ethanb2478
    @ethanb2478 2 года назад +6

    Yes! More Forts! Love the vids Blitz!

  • @kperkins1982
    @kperkins1982 2 года назад +67

    I love these videos so much. I wish they'd go for half an hour before even firing a shot it would be so fun to watch it all go to hell.

  • @DeadDelta275
    @DeadDelta275 2 года назад +19

    In an Alternate Timeline: *Intern splits your boat in 3 with howitzer and orbital lasers*

    • @farmingpotato3372
      @farmingpotato3372 2 года назад +2

      Blitz talking to another fan: (quickly turns head to face him) we don't talk about that (turns head back)

  • @MaIn0urish3d
    @MaIn0urish3d 2 года назад +20

    Love the content, keep it up

  • @ChaosSammakko
    @ChaosSammakko 10 месяцев назад +1

    Excuse me, salted licourice? A swede candy? Disgusting?
    1. It is salmiakki
    2. It is finnish
    3. It is delicious.
    How could you, blitz, how could you?!

  • @LukeVilent
    @LukeVilent 2 года назад +1

    The main thing I've learned from this video: I'm not the only one who absolutely HATES this ABSOLUTE ABOMINATION of salty licorice candies.

  • @Tyfu39944
    @Tyfu39944 2 года назад +1

    “You take the crown, I’ll take the candy”
    Interns got his priorities straight

  • @HughMann
    @HughMann 2 года назад +1

    God I love this game. Keep playing this Blitz. I got a fever of 103° and this is the only thing gettIng me through

    • @ez_theta_z9317
      @ez_theta_z9317 2 года назад

      try watching Project Incursus Gaming if you like forts
      or SynergyGamingTV
      both are far more competent

    • @Unmustache1
      @Unmustache1 2 года назад

      @@ez_theta_z9317 i have found you once more in this comment section, maybe just realize they like Blitz for being Blitz.

    • @ez_theta_z9317
      @ez_theta_z9317 2 года назад +1

      @@Unmustache1 i do realize that some people like him for him, i am just providing other alternatives on the chance that they like forts and want to see more of the game

    • @Unmustache1
      @Unmustache1 2 года назад

      @@ez_theta_z9317 ye, apologies. I assumed that it was Blitz’s videos that got them through, not fort videos

  • @Amodh1257
    @Amodh1257 2 года назад +3

    Blitz one of the best combos imo is firebeaming an area (to severely weaken it) and then using the plasma laser on the same area like as soon as the firebeam ends. That way the plasma laser cuts way further in!
    Edit: Also put a little background bracing in front of your doors so your opponent can't tell when they're open (so they can't snipe your weapons)

  • @ezzzzyyy
    @ezzzzyyy 2 года назад +1

    I basically just downloaded mech arena so that i can friend and play with blitz... Overpowered marketing strategies only found on Blitz's channel

  • @linho2616
    @linho2616 2 года назад

    Like the intro where you explain everything before going into the video, gives you a heads up about what the video is about (except the ad)

  • @ChickenFries69
    @ChickenFries69 2 года назад +17

    Love how we can hear Intern, Makes it lovelier than before :)
    It was already lovely with the two of them, but it makes it better with them talking back and forth

  • @stevenastillero9599
    @stevenastillero9599 2 года назад +2

    Relentless assault. Brutal. This was both so bad yet so good as well, lmao.

  • @happyjeff6174
    @happyjeff6174 2 года назад +2

    Maybe try putting energy thing higher on the ship? Love the forts content!!!

  • @NotTheBomb
    @NotTheBomb Год назад

    Love how near the end. It turned in a BB fighting an Escort Carrier

  • @Corruptedguardian717
    @Corruptedguardian717 3 месяца назад

    The good ol days of blitz

  • @ImmortalHH2000
    @ImmortalHH2000 2 года назад +4

    Would it be possible to load the front of your ship with portals linked to horizontal portals on your own deck, and then shoot an orbital laser on your own deck to create a super laser? Could be fun

    • @cyantasks7129
      @cyantasks7129 2 года назад +1

      ooooh

    • @Maniac_MrMcGee
      @Maniac_MrMcGee Год назад

      Idk if it'd work but if it does then say goodbye to the opposing team

  • @baaaaaaa9112
    @baaaaaaa9112 2 года назад +1

    Blitz:idk where is your back reactor
    Me:maybe it’s in the back they are the same right

  • @Wooddors
    @Wooddors 9 месяцев назад

    I’m surprised blitz doesn’t have more views

  • @ninjustugta1332
    @ninjustugta1332 2 года назад +4

    Who else remembers when intern didnt talk

  • @aiosquadron
    @aiosquadron 2 года назад +1

    The magma beam is basically bullet magnet. You fire it and start shooting other weapons then all the other bullets will be drawn to it.

  • @GigaKerbal
    @GigaKerbal 2 года назад +1

    How does the orbital laser work? Does it simply contact the coordinates to a satellite orbiting above the battlefield, or does it actually send charged electrons to the satellite with powers it up and the laser harnesses that power into a beam? Why wouldn't the satellite be able to visually find the coordinates, and why wouldn't it already be powered? These are the questions that need to be answered.

  • @benwarren8917
    @benwarren8917 2 года назад +1

    This is amazing!! I like it so much keep it up! You guys make me laugh so much. You guys deserve so many more subs and likes. All that agree say I

  • @Stalker_Monkee
    @Stalker_Monkee Год назад

    Naw, Blitz is a secret top-1 forts player, just he holds back

  • @firstcyberbattalion7531
    @firstcyberbattalion7531 2 года назад +3

    You should use control groups to group fire missiles

  • @MiniSlac
    @MiniSlac 2 года назад +1

    Where BLITZ with infinite everything VS Intern with infinite everything in FORTS at? 🤔

  • @ramen_noods_01
    @ramen_noods_01 Год назад +2

    1:37 to skip the ad

  • @Balphazar_Bewlth
    @Balphazar_Bewlth Год назад

    2:18 As a swede, I took that personally.

  • @hotsause911
    @hotsause911 2 года назад +1

    Thank you for the good vids, forts is my favorite!👍

  • @Lan-gh6tp
    @Lan-gh6tp 6 месяцев назад

    blitz halfway destroyed intern before he even built the orbital laser

  • @GhostMan407
    @GhostMan407 2 года назад +1

    blitz seems really damn good at this game

  • @superkillskulldeath6624
    @superkillskulldeath6624 2 года назад +4

    blitz i played that game years ago an your right it is kind of fun but when i played there was a few people that cheated the game for money an gear there was a support thing for it an the support helped with it so over all for a phone game not only dose it look nice an play well you get the help you need if you need any

  • @Everything_Theory83
    @Everything_Theory83 Год назад +1

    As A Top 50 Player In Forts Saying That Go Blitz

  • @CharlieDean-n1g
    @CharlieDean-n1g 2 месяца назад +3

    I wish these vids weren’t rigged it’s still cool

    • @Islanderridergang
      @Islanderridergang 29 дней назад

      Wait what?

    • @abkreitmann
      @abkreitmann 28 дней назад +1

      It's clearly not rigged, he literally mentioned that he lost to him before right in the beginning, and also, even if it was rigged, you'd be saying the opposite, wishing that blitz won, so why are you complaining? Like, this video has been up for 2 years, if it was rigged then somebody would've made a video on it by now, but they don't, because it's not rigged. Nobody's even gonna see you're comment that u made a month ago because this non peice of rigged footage was made 2 YEARS AGO, why are you hating on a video made TWO YEARS AGO. 🤦🫣😑

    • @CharlieDean-n1g
      @CharlieDean-n1g 24 дня назад

      It’s not hate but they are rigged blitz always wins in his vids and intern wins on his channel other than the tower one they are all rigged I love blitz content but I just wish they weren’t rigged

  • @The0Gamer379
    @The0Gamer379 2 года назад +1

    45 minutes well spent on making this recording. Well done, intern, on being fodder!!

  • @xammax_8899
    @xammax_8899 2 года назад

    BLITZ has the Dumbs. He doesn't Salted Liquorish is Wounderful!

  • @Ankh_Ramses
    @Ankh_Ramses 2 года назад +1

    Yeahh Earllyyy. Love Your videos blitz!

  • @dannyboy3435
    @dannyboy3435 2 года назад +2

    Blitz: Everything is cool, when you play by the rules... WITH LASERS!
    Intern in his mind: Nothing is ever cool, when you play by Blitz's rules!!

  • @prateekgajjala5351
    @prateekgajjala5351 2 года назад

    The wrong laser cannon that blitz place was actually a magnetic laser cannon. It attracts ammo types such as mortar ammo, 20 millimeter bullets, e.t.c

  • @Darknesiya
    @Darknesiya 2 года назад

    This was mucho fun to watch. 😸

  • @willmartin8407
    @willmartin8407 2 года назад

    Dear blitz I have a genius idea you should build a wall of portals so that when intern shoots in it will go out towards him he will use his own weapons against him then you can use war missiles if he doesn’t shoot
    From will

  • @hipp0_yt
    @hipp0_yt 2 года назад

    i cant believe that blitz is a former slave emancipated after the civil war

  • @terrifictortoise5602
    @terrifictortoise5602 2 года назад

    As a person from Sweden I love that they roasted licorice😂

  • @Woodybear116
    @Woodybear116 Год назад

    10:38 watching p.m. just for you😊

  • @anakiihn_revan5703
    @anakiihn_revan5703 2 года назад

    I played mech arena once for a few weeks, arachnos is indeed really fun to play, I recommend these laser snipers on both sides, you’re like 95% mvp every round

  • @larasantico9525
    @larasantico9525 6 месяцев назад

    The intro is so epic for me

  • @playerknownwell3702
    @playerknownwell3702 2 года назад

    Blitz please for the love of god, press pgup/pgdown when using a laser, you can calibrate it so it shows you where the projectile will land with bullet drop

  • @TheMNWolf
    @TheMNWolf 3 месяца назад

    Salted licorice isn't the worst thing ever, but it's in the same zip code. Try fermented herring or century egg.

  • @MultiLenser
    @MultiLenser Год назад

    Alternative title:
    ''Destroying my friendship with 1000 nukes!''

  • @Langli115
    @Langli115 2 года назад +1

    YO! I love the title 🤣

  • @TheMeanAdmin
    @TheMeanAdmin 2 года назад

    How the hell Blitz bombs his own smokestacks 20 times in a row and still won't build up some wood to shoot the bloody swarm higher ^^;

  • @SzechuanMan
    @SzechuanMan 2 года назад

    So I looked at your mech arena squad. I suggest upgrading the rank on your panther. That way it can use things like longarms or a disc launcher.

  • @josephmathew4119
    @josephmathew4119 2 года назад +1

    Blitz you should add a slo-mo of each core detonating it will make it more fun to watch.

  • @thelightning444
    @thelightning444 9 месяцев назад +2

    Swedish candy isn’t bad!?

  • @Gojo.1125
    @Gojo.1125 2 года назад +1

    Keep going I ❤ it!

  • @kamiljastrzebski6510
    @kamiljastrzebski6510 2 года назад

    I love when something Goes boom boom

  • @DearestGrimm
    @DearestGrimm 2 года назад +2

    Click to dismiss!

  • @mooncatcher7753
    @mooncatcher7753 2 года назад +2

    do a game where both of you have very reduced build speed and infinite materials

  • @OndraVondra
    @OndraVondra 23 дня назад

    sus issue that forts should fix: if you set fire on the ship and then delete the core if the ship is sinkink the fire will still be fired and not matter if its under water

  • @marshmallow00127
    @marshmallow00127 2 года назад

    Yes, the duo

  • @lm3lmahmd6476
    @lm3lmahmd6476 2 года назад

    Poor Intern my boy Bliz have mercy on him XD

  • @zeebeeplayz
    @zeebeeplayz 2 года назад

    I was just watching a video that was also sponsored by mech arena! Funniest part is it was from a completely different game and channel as well as being made 7 months ago.

  • @joshuvastephen1377
    @joshuvastephen1377 2 года назад

    Forts are so fun to watch

  • @graceiouyce584
    @graceiouyce584 2 года назад

    Blitz: I’m about to end this man’s whole career.
    *orbital laser*

  • @AiveGi
    @AiveGi 5 месяцев назад

    BLITZ DOUBLE DOOR YOUR WEAPONS SO INTERN CANT SNIPE THEM

  • @katiraymor7672
    @katiraymor7672 2 года назад

    Blitz:everything is cool when you destroy intern by the rules!

  • @Banan_Man_
    @Banan_Man_ 2 года назад

    blitz would be a horrible boss, destroying all these interns

  • @AllStuffofWonder_YT
    @AllStuffofWonder_YT 2 года назад +1

    Blitz: Your ship is tipping, Intern.
    Intern: Tries to build something in the back of his ship.
    Blitz: I hate you.
    Intern: The end of my ship is out of my build zone!
    Blitz: DESTROYS INTERN WITH AN ORBITAL LASER AND SOME NUKES.

  • @Eastwood69
    @Eastwood69 2 года назад

    "Click to dismiss"
    Blitz: "No"

  • @dogwog877
    @dogwog877 2 года назад

    I love forts plis make more

  • @ossian-yj9nj
    @ossian-yj9nj 9 месяцев назад

    2:00 hey we have moar stuf like a cobination of choclet and like a type of crispy thing

  • @user-giganiga546
    @user-giganiga546 2 года назад

    2:20 Can I have that salted liquorice?!?!?

  • @Amogus154x89z
    @Amogus154x89z Год назад

    "The turns have tabled" - Blitz.

  • @benviljoen8245
    @benviljoen8245 2 года назад

    good video definetly watching more modded forts

  • @superboy11videos20
    @superboy11videos20 2 года назад

    Love it I watched the video two minutes after it came out

  • @aguywhoplays3339
    @aguywhoplays3339 2 года назад

    Blitz sounds like peter if blitz laugh like hehehe😂

  • @oibaldi
    @oibaldi 2 года назад

    this game looks awesome

  • @garrisongaming8104
    @garrisongaming8104 2 года назад

    Anyone miss when blitz used to bully Kevin r.i.p Kevin

  • @davidmiller4671
    @davidmiller4671 2 года назад

    Love the videos my dude

  • @oofooflemon
    @oofooflemon 2 года назад

    blitz is pog *try to change my mind*

  • @synecksvbc2892
    @synecksvbc2892 2 года назад

    Blitz you hurt over 100000 feeling about lickerish👍

  • @nero0904
    @nero0904 2 года назад

    Okay, I saw in forts there are hot keys, u can set 3 weapons on each key to fire.
    Aim, set weapons on the keys, and just press them fire.

  • @tiikerisalama
    @tiikerisalama 2 года назад

    2:23 salted licorice is the best and I'm not from Sweeden im from Finland. Oh yeah and in Finland we put licorice into everything.

  • @caidensnyder1651
    @caidensnyder1651 2 года назад

    you think with how much blitz has played this game youd thing he would have learned form his main mistakes like idk building upwards with doors lol

  • @oneofagrind9431
    @oneofagrind9431 2 года назад +1

    Good stuff

  • @ray5131
    @ray5131 2 года назад

    The game sponsorship(Mech Arena) reminds me of War Robots