Where there's a whip, there's a way!

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  • Опубликовано: 1 авг 2006
  • Frodo and Sam are found by orcs and, being mistaken for orcs, are forced to march with them. From the 1980 animated Return of the King movie.
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  • @Ramadan546
    @Ramadan546 4 года назад +6234

    Visual representation of Amazon warehouse workers.

    • @SarenArielle
      @SarenArielle 3 года назад +42

      💀 😂

    • @thegrinch0614
      @thegrinch0614 3 года назад +25

      Deaceased!!!!!

    • @SukatoKjolen
      @SukatoKjolen 3 года назад +36

      Not according to all the Amazon employees that they allow to post on their social media account for some reason.

    • @NA-AN
      @NA-AN 3 года назад +27

      @@SukatoKjolen Amazon work conditions say otherwise (to your comment).

    • @roundabout468
      @roundabout468 3 года назад +46

      @@NA-AN He's joking, saying Amazon only allow positive posts on their acc.

  • @slappy8941
    @slappy8941 5 лет назад +15122

    "Where there's a whip, there's a way!" - The anthem of Amazon fulfillment center employees.

    • @fjccommish
      @fjccommish 5 лет назад +135

      Nobody forces them to work there.

    • @neinherman9989
      @neinherman9989 5 лет назад +1050

      @@fjccommish no, just crippling debt and lack of other options in a cut-throat free market economy is keeping them there.

    • @fjccommish
      @fjccommish 5 лет назад +121

      @@neinherman9989 Someone forced them to get into debt?

    • @brettjohnson536
      @brettjohnson536 5 лет назад +629

      fjvideo Anyone who’s ever used that argument should have the word “moron” forcefully tattooed onto their forehead.

    • @TheAnalatheist
      @TheAnalatheist 4 года назад +135

      Wagie wagie, works in cagie.

  • @MrHalohunter24
    @MrHalohunter24 Год назад +1480

    Military training in Mordor: 10% combat, 5% survival, 85% concert band

  • @gerardomacias7370
    @gerardomacias7370 Год назад +4253

    “Singing off key, that’s a whipping. Singing out of turn, that’s a whipping. Singing without being whipped, oh you better believe that’s a whipping.”

    • @Golden_glow
      @Golden_glow Год назад +86

      lol I can hear the Simpsons reference 😂😂 “thats a paddling” 😂😂😂

    • @heartysquid
      @heartysquid Год назад +19

      Jasper Orksly

    • @kurtbarlow9402
      @kurtbarlow9402 10 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@Golden_glow
      Disparaging the Boot is a bootable offense

    • @TheAVPMAN
      @TheAVPMAN 10 месяцев назад +6

      i lold

    • @brianjordan3841
      @brianjordan3841 9 месяцев назад +4

      Hahahahahahahahahahaha hehehehehehehehehehe… ok ok u got me with that line deep breath… oh boy

  • @aceofspadesguy4913
    @aceofspadesguy4913 3 года назад +16628

    “What’s your favorite part of lotr?”
    “The part where Sam starts a race war”
    “The what?”

    • @post-leftluddite
      @post-leftluddite 3 года назад +1025

      In the books they're just different groups of orcs, and they begin fighting on their own without any prodding

    • @williamfranklin860
      @williamfranklin860 3 года назад +24

      @Kuku V.2 Hehehehe...

    • @williamfranklin860
      @williamfranklin860 3 года назад +48

      @Kuku V.2 I wholeheartedly agree on both accounts.

    • @RealSkelzore
      @RealSkelzore 3 года назад +23

      Lmfao

    • @dusanradin5868
      @dusanradin5868 3 года назад +15

      @Stock Name Word slave have no connection with Slav's.In original,we ALL we're known as Serbs,not Slav's.

  • @2prize
    @2prize 6 лет назад +11505

    And Tolkien said orcs could not make anything beautiful

    • @MsXizan
      @MsXizan 5 лет назад +480

      Ordinary orcs couldnlt...but the farming Orcs probably could.

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 5 лет назад +595

      Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 5 лет назад +79

      2prize You anime shall not oppress the slavs anymore!

    • @Sharky4152
      @Sharky4152 5 лет назад +35

      @savage642 peasantry

    • @Hablagrabla
      @Hablagrabla 5 лет назад +71

      @@MsXizan Holy shit, that was pretty sublime notion. I love this. Tolkien left much up for debate. And you kind of gave me new fuel for this line of thinking and speculations. Thank you Angela!

  • @awesomesiduq3447
    @awesomesiduq3447 10 месяцев назад +2860

    Old whipper there was a really decent commander. He sees two deserters, and instead of punishing them for a crime that usually carries the death penalty, he feeds them and puts them among his own troops with barely even a harsh word. While making sure to keep close by to stop any repeats. Give this orc a promotion.

    • @finnianquail8881
      @finnianquail8881 4 месяца назад +316

      He's also pretty good at keeping rhythm

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 4 месяца назад +335

      He’s reached divine understanding that “where there’s a whip, there’s a way”

    • @spkanava
      @spkanava 4 месяца назад +20

      1980

    • @theylivewesleep.5139
      @theylivewesleep.5139 3 месяца назад +121

      At that point Mordor had lost Isengard as an ally and I think the witch king as well, so they kind of needed as many bodies as they could muster.
      Also I’m pretty sure Sauron doesn’t just kill deserters. He likely just reasserts their slavery.

    • @dmitriibobrov7264
      @dmitriibobrov7264 3 месяца назад +8

      To a Shtrafbat

  • @orionthefoolish8773
    @orionthefoolish8773 Год назад +1251

    This makes the Orcs seem much more like people rather than faceless enemies. In the live action movies, there was a similar moment when the Orcs were complaining to each other.

    • @chaospacemarine8330
      @chaospacemarine8330 10 месяцев назад +164

      Or when they "torment" Merry by giving him grog instead of water and they all start laughing at him coughing like mad.

    • @trinefanmel
      @trinefanmel 10 месяцев назад +116

      I agree! You almost feel sorry for them because they would rather be almost anywhere else at this point...
      In the top-down marching scenes (eg 0:27 & 1:02), there's even one Orc who's staring up at the sky and dragging his bundle behind him wearing an expression that screams 'Please end me.'

    • @theylivewesleep.5139
      @theylivewesleep.5139 6 месяцев назад +30

      I always liked in the books when they give merry and pippin a swig of their Orky spirits.

    • @condedooku9750
      @condedooku9750 4 месяца назад +64

      @@trinefanmel
      At the end of the day the Orcs are also slaves of the Dark Lord, their destinies are in the hands of Sauron, they are just the cannon fodder of his armies, which must obey or face death, and as Gandalf himself said of Sauron: "I pity even his slaves."

    • @FCTH597
      @FCTH597 3 месяца назад +10

      I remember reading scenes like this in the books

  • @SquirrelASMR
    @SquirrelASMR 3 года назад +2075

    Frodo: help I'm dying I can't continue
    Sam: this song is ass

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 2 года назад +111

      Damn. You just made me dislike Sam, this song is a banger.

    • @Awkci_gaming
      @Awkci_gaming 2 года назад +62

      Sam focussing on what's important.

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe Год назад +62

      Squad leader - Watch me whip.
      Troops - Watch me nae nae.
      Sam - Bollocks!!

    • @borger298
      @borger298 Год назад +14

      Based samwise

    • @idiotcube
      @idiotcube 5 месяцев назад +12

      Sam: Also, what's the deal with Orc food?

  • @youtubecreators384
    @youtubecreators384 9 лет назад +10382

    Well, I guess you could call this an ... ORChestra.

  • @MilkeyMilksCorner
    @MilkeyMilksCorner Год назад +667

    Never have I seen an group sing so joyously about being whipped and marching all day

    • @nosferatadentata965
      @nosferatadentata965 Год назад +3

      Kinky bastards

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 11 месяцев назад +18

      You’re missing out

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 10 месяцев назад +47

      Lol. Military cadence is supposed to keep you going past exhaustion.

    • @Palindrome78
      @Palindrome78 9 месяцев назад

      This is the kind of propaganda Ron DeSantis is trying to push in Florida schools, about slavery.
      "It was beneficial! They sang about how much they loved being enslaved!!!"

    • @richardjames1812
      @richardjames1812 7 месяцев назад +10

      And all night. And more.

  • @jeffgregg2891
    @jeffgregg2891 3 месяца назад +60

    During basic training in the late 90's we got it a LOT of trouble for using this as a marching cadence when allowed to march without immediate supervision. It was SO worth it :)

  • @roxybaker257
    @roxybaker257 4 года назад +3345

    Mozart and Beethoven have been real quiet since this legend dropped

    • @murkyhydra6351
      @murkyhydra6351 3 года назад +114

      @Shasvin Puvanesvaran bro when? So sad

    • @murkyhydra6351
      @murkyhydra6351 3 года назад +57

      @Shasvin Puvanesvaran dang. Sad 😪

    • @thefutureisnowoldman7653
      @thefutureisnowoldman7653 3 года назад +70

      @@murkyhydra6351 Nah they faked it they both in cuba right now

    • @conq1273
      @conq1273 3 года назад +15

      @@thefutureisnowoldman7653 You sure it's not Argentina?

    • @xekussy
      @xekussy 3 года назад +8

      @Shasvin Puvanesvaran wooosh

  • @The1337Duke
    @The1337Duke 4 года назад +18828

    The entirety of LOTR jammed into a single animated film, cutting away precious scenes, characters and story beats, and they choose to leave in the jazzy slave march song of the orcs? I love it

    • @user-zg5ey5xo9i
      @user-zg5ey5xo9i 4 года назад +806

      That only Return of the King not the whole lotr.

    • @The1337Duke
      @The1337Duke 4 года назад +314

      @@user-zg5ey5xo9i Severin, Do you know what movie this is from? I though it was the Ralph Bakshi Movie from 78, but then I saw it, and it has a wholly different style, and ends at the battle of Helm's deep. I'd love to see this one too

    • @user-zg5ey5xo9i
      @user-zg5ey5xo9i 4 года назад +535

      @@The1337Duke It's from 'The Return of the King'(1980) made by Jules Bass and Arthur Rankin. The same people did The Hobbit from 1977.

    • @The1337Duke
      @The1337Duke 4 года назад +73

      @@user-zg5ey5xo9i Hey thanks, also, I love the fact that you're using the Fuþark for your username,

    • @greendude7650
      @greendude7650 4 года назад +24

      There's too many songs in this and the orc's look stupid and Man is having a hard time killing these little things?! It's kinda retarded.

  • @zillagod4097
    @zillagod4097 Год назад +500

    The fact that this video was posted during the first full year of youtube is just showing how much of a rad song it is!

    • @joshuamccann1092
      @joshuamccann1092 3 месяца назад +12

      Holy shi- I hadn't even noticed how old it was

    • @DarthZevrel66
      @DarthZevrel66 2 месяца назад +5

      You just made me feel old

    • @VaryaEQ
      @VaryaEQ 2 месяца назад +8

      Yeah, it just popped up on my recommendeds, and "17 years ago". Didn't realise RUclips was that old. Makes me feel old... 😶😶

    • @vortex_master
      @vortex_master 27 дней назад +1

      RUclips was founded in 2005 (bc of JT and Janet Jackson's superbowl performance a year before). This was published two years later. Not saying your wrong on how epic this song is, it's been in my mind since the 90s, but that's because of VHS not RUclips.

  • @randomkiliinterviews9453
    @randomkiliinterviews9453 Год назад +127

    I love how the orc general musically times the use of his whip

    • @testodude
      @testodude 6 месяцев назад +11

      I think the whip is largely for threats and music. He caught Sam and Frodo slacking, and he never laid the whip on them.

  • @ShadowCoH316
    @ShadowCoH316 4 года назад +6174

    This song slaps more than it should considering it's an anthem of forced labor

    • @HarvestMoonHowl
      @HarvestMoonHowl 4 года назад +272

      "How was work today?"
      "Oh, you know. Our platoon overseer kept cracking his whip and we were singing about it. Want to go out for Italian, tonight?"

    • @alexm4202
      @alexm4202 4 года назад +13

      Want another slave song that slaps?
      ruclips.net/video/mPTCq3LiZSE/видео.html

    • @caleb9271
      @caleb9271 4 года назад +35

      @@alexm4202 I was hoping to god that would be We All Lift Together, and I was not disappointed

    • @jonw9791
      @jonw9791 4 года назад +13

      Does bang a bit this tune ngl

    • @skycastrum5803
      @skycastrum5803 4 года назад +70

      Think of the people actually dealing with the forced labor. If you're forced to do it, may as well do it to something catchy.

  • @TimeLord675
    @TimeLord675 4 года назад +5779

    Frodo: "We're in luck! He thinks we're orcs!"
    The orc: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that."

    • @nullvoid564
      @nullvoid564 3 года назад +83

      Apparently people who don't have English as a first language pretend they only speak English to fuck with their own kind.
      Its like being in a foreign country or around foreigners who think you look enough like somebody from their country and think you are bullshitting them when you say you don't speak the language.
      so i guess he assumed the similar thing here

    • @isaiahwolftail867
      @isaiahwolftail867 3 года назад +61

      Im more surprised they got found so that means when they march they have orcs or uruks with a whip scanning every nook n crany and behind every rock n boulder.

    • @aleksanderlenartowicz5659
      @aleksanderlenartowicz5659 3 года назад +114

      @@isaiahwolftail867 You gotta have scouts when marching an army, or you will get ambushed and destroyed

    • @TheMrMeng
      @TheMrMeng 3 года назад +72

      That's what happens when you roll a natural 20 on your disguise check.

    • @martinivers489
      @martinivers489 3 года назад +12

      Yes and why not? It's the least stressful way for him.

  • @themidcentrist
    @themidcentrist Год назад +793

    I honestly think Tolkien would have whole heartedly approved of this song. Music and poetry are sprinkled throughout The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings books and it would have gone well along side "Down, Down to Goblin Town" which is a song he created and wrote into 'The Hobbit'.

    • @paul16451
      @paul16451 Год назад +32

      Then again, maybe there is a reason the producers waited until he died before filming this...🤣🤣

    • @99jean88
      @99jean88 Год назад +87

      Tolkien describes everything the dark faction has in language, culture and culinary as foul. This music has a self depreciating humor that's too high spirit for Mordor.

    • @pharaohsmagician8329
      @pharaohsmagician8329 11 месяцев назад +39

      He would have loved it. It's sad how this fandom is dominated by Elitism. People wanna brag about how their love for LOTR is more authentic than others lol screw what that old dead guy thinks, play Shadow of Mordor!

    • @madlad2200
      @madlad2200 10 месяцев назад +13

      @@99jean88 the contents of the song itself is just foul tho

    • @voxpopuli7910
      @voxpopuli7910 6 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@pharaohsmagician8329Rings of power proved the elitists right.

  • @vazak11
    @vazak11 10 месяцев назад +191

    The fact that hobits can be mistaken for orcs and that this movie, while not selling it perfectly, still manages to convey it fairly well like when Samwise is stamping and singing is really interesting.

    • @joeligma4721
      @joeligma4721 2 месяца назад +5

      I mean in the books they're both similar height and both have those weird ears

    • @Dolguldur93
      @Dolguldur93 2 месяца назад +4

      they should be dirt as well, and I mean some say that orcs are elfs but corrupted by the dark lord so maybe goblins are hobbits XD

    • @wingedflyingforce5139
      @wingedflyingforce5139 2 месяца назад

      Orcs & goblins ARE the same thing. But Tolkien says orcs are closer to man than elf. And since hobbits are strongly related to humans, there is room for theories...​@@Dolguldur93

    • @TonyBlunt-sy4gm
      @TonyBlunt-sy4gm 29 дней назад +1

      @vazak11 we didn't care about all that back then. This Cartoon-Movie was a MASTERPIECE and also ENTERTAINING to kids AND adults. We didn't CARE about all the "diversifying details" and shit back then. A good movie was just A GOOD MOVIE! Not a bunch of ppl whining about what's so "offensive" about it or how "it sends the wrong message". Good movie were JUST THAT to us... GOOD MOVIES!

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper 4 года назад +7156

    So their boss is cool with them literally singing about how they hate him

    • @mj91212
      @mj91212 4 года назад +1254

      Okay with it? He probably ordered them to.

    • @Lordeightbane
      @Lordeightbane 4 года назад +644

      He cool with because he’s whipping them

    • @LedosKell
      @LedosKell 4 года назад +877

      Better they vent it off in song than conspire against him.

    • @ThomasWilson4
      @ThomasWilson4 4 года назад +527

      You ever heard of old slave songs? Which obviously this is very reminiscent of lyrically. Also they're saying that the whip is making them find a way to do what they need to do so I don't think whoever's cracking it has a problem.

    • @chaindrivesumner9470
      @chaindrivesumner9470 4 года назад +151

      kinda how chateys are. Like Tom says "better to let em vent" and also play a little to deal with the exhaustion and blisters.

  • @kingcamelot1395
    @kingcamelot1395 2 года назад +4858

    *Frodo:* I'm physically and mentally exhausted. Every step I take is one of pain and suffering. I fear I might soon collapse if things keep going on like this.
    *Sam:* Personally, I'm not a big fan of their music, or their food.

    • @stevekagy4644
      @stevekagy4644 2 года назад +498

      The fate of the free world hangs by a thread. Frodo is near death. Sauron's oppressive will dominates all.
      Sam: I'd prefer a Hobbit song.

    • @issacclark1045
      @issacclark1045 2 года назад +169

      Sam was always the real OG

    • @scratchyass2369
      @scratchyass2369 2 года назад +144

      Sam's best character status continues to endure.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 года назад +39

      Sam best boi confirmed

    • @ManiacMayhem7256
      @ManiacMayhem7256 2 года назад +8

      Nice pfp

  • @SweRedGuard
    @SweRedGuard Год назад +54

    I love how the orcs look absolutely adorable

  • @nicholasvellios6555
    @nicholasvellios6555 Год назад +241

    This animated scene always makes me feel so sympathetic to the poor orcs. The song is also very catchy!

    • @kappasquid
      @kappasquid Год назад +8

      I mean, I see where you're coming from. But they also start fighting allies at the drop of a hat with no care as to who or why. I don't think they are as willing to not fight as they proclaim in their song...

    • @nicholasvellios6555
      @nicholasvellios6555 Год назад +39

      @@kappasquid If you'd been marching all day and someone used a racial slur towards you and pushed your leader over, I'm sure you'd be quite angry too lol.

    • @blazergamer6425
      @blazergamer6425 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@nicholasvellios6555Tired and angry soldiers are quick to violence, not the kind for a battle but for a quick brawl yea

  • @7ylerD
    @7ylerD 4 года назад +5064

    “When the whip is swung with anger, we all sing a banger.”

  • @LordyT34
    @LordyT34 3 года назад +7548

    Maybe if Sauron hadn't been so concerned with making sure his Orcs could sing so well, the war might have gone better

    • @andrewphillips4681
      @andrewphillips4681 2 года назад +382

      In the words of abridged lord chilled before he died, "Got to style all over our opponents"

    • @benogle4951
      @benogle4951 2 года назад +41

      Ooooooof

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 2 года назад +130

      @@benogle4951 apparently “ooooooof” in English is “ooooooof”. Good to know, thanks google.

    • @benogle4951
      @benogle4951 2 года назад +38

      @@SorowFame nice, it has done that for me too

    • @user-md9wp8qu7q
      @user-md9wp8qu7q 2 года назад +35

      @@SorowFame actually in Russian it’s ооооооо(being sure to make know)

  • @simplewormonastring6869
    @simplewormonastring6869 3 месяца назад +37

    This being 17 years old really makes this a classic

  • @greathoundii6142
    @greathoundii6142 10 месяцев назад +32

    Samwise just said “Me personally, I wouldn't take that level of disrespect.”

  • @warriorbutton
    @warriorbutton 4 года назад +7402

    I like the part where samwise starts a race war to escape at the end

    • @andrewgodly5739
      @andrewgodly5739 4 года назад +188

      It seems the species war has been going on for some time. The moment was already tense, he just escalated it. Also he did it so they dont die when they're soon discovered and ultimately to save the world

    • @dickJohnsonpeter
      @dickJohnsonpeter 4 года назад +131

      Pretty sure it was a joke guys.

    • @BennysGamingAttic
      @BennysGamingAttic 4 года назад +77

      RAAAACE WAAAAAR

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 4 года назад +43

      #orclivesmatter

    • @petergriffintv8315
      @petergriffintv8315 4 года назад +47

      @@Rockstopmotion based

  • @CamCoEntertainment
    @CamCoEntertainment 3 года назад +2946

    [Speech 100] And you call yourself an Orc?!

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 3 года назад +178

      [Cannibalism] Damn, you know how good that human general looks?

    • @jozi2272
      @jozi2272 3 года назад +139

      [Black Widow] Damn, you know how good that human general looks?

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 3 года назад +41

      @@jozi2272 what about us confirmed bachelor's?

    • @jorgesanchez4714
      @jorgesanchez4714 3 года назад +33

      @@jozi2272 Assume the position

    • @xandan1668
      @xandan1668 3 года назад +61

      [Child at heart] BONE EM!

  • @warlordofbritannia
    @warlordofbritannia Год назад +41

    “We cannot cross. They have taken the road and the sidewalk. We cannot cross…whips, whips in the deep. They are coming.”

  • @stevensauer8539
    @stevensauer8539 Год назад +31

    Kids today don't realize that back in my day, if us old nerds wanted to watch anything adapted from Tolkien, it was the Rankin & Bass Hobbit TV special, then the Ralph Bakshi Lord of the Rings movie that only went through the end of The Two Towers, then back to TV for the Rankin & Bass Return of the King special. Giving us things like "Frodo of the Nine Fingers", "Where There's a Whip There's a Way", "Far Over the Misty Mountain Cold", and other such classics.
    Now I need to go defend my lawn, there's orcs on it again. Off! Off I Say!

  • @pallasathena1555
    @pallasathena1555 2 года назад +2356

    I just realised that when Frodo says
    “I can’t continue” and sam says
    “I’d rather be singing a hobbit song”,
    sam thinks Frodo means he can’t continue with the song 😂

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM Год назад +44

      This is just too good

    • @void-creature
      @void-creature Год назад +86

      Clearly Sam has no taste in good music

    • @neglectfulsausage7689
      @neglectfulsausage7689 11 месяцев назад +10

      And mordor is just murder misspelled.

    • @thegrimmretails3777
      @thegrimmretails3777 9 месяцев назад +10

      Taking it literally, sure. I could interpret it as Sam trying to keep Frodo's spirits up with a bit of light humor.

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 8 месяцев назад +1

      He lacks the Orcs singing Skillz🤣

  • @Thebdippy
    @Thebdippy 4 года назад +791

    "not enough singing" is definitely my biggest criticism of peter jackson's lord of the rings trilogy

    • @biggle_man
      @biggle_man 4 года назад +94

      actually a valid criticism... the books are full of poems and songs completely absent in the movies

    • @leighbelk769
      @leighbelk769 4 года назад +25

      Fun fact: He actually was gonna put this song in the movie, but decided to cut it.

    • @lberghaus
      @lberghaus 4 года назад +12

      @@biggle_man i skip all those when i'm reading the book because i can't hear the song, so it is just awkward reading.

    • @TheRicosuave94
      @TheRicosuave94 4 года назад +14

      They tried it in The Hobbit Movies, made it look too Disney. TLOTR were fine without it

    • @Jon-wm3wp
      @Jon-wm3wp 4 года назад

      I dont wanna live in a the same world with you. Lotr is very fine without singing

  • @gasfrommyanusi0i594
    @gasfrommyanusi0i594 Год назад +121

    The line where he says ''We don't wanna go to war today!
    But the Lord of the Lash says: "nay, nay, nay!" it breathes humanity (elventish) into them. It mean they aren't all mindless berserkers that think about killining 100% of the time. They want to relax, they want to have fun some times.

    • @doge7906
      @doge7906 Год назад +18

      Yeah most orks were in the mountains doing random things or building before the war began

    • @spkanava
      @spkanava 4 месяца назад +1

      1980

    • @KrimzonFlygon1
      @KrimzonFlygon1 3 месяца назад +1

      Dey…dey _don’t always think about killin’?!_ WOT KINDA SAD EXCUSE FOR ORCS ARE DEZE GITS?! ORCS ARE MADE FER FIGHTIN’AND WINNIN’! WAAAAAAAAGH!

    • @gasfrommyanusi0i594
      @gasfrommyanusi0i594 3 месяца назад +4

      @@KrimzonFlygon1 ya right ya git! Nothin' beats a gud krumpin' and stompin'. Oy grot! Get me my Dakka, no not that one the one with MORE Dakka on it!!

    • @MoMoV0x
      @MoMoV0x 2 месяца назад

      This comment got waaaay to less likes ​@@gasfrommyanusi0i594

  • @razer6476
    @razer6476 Год назад +38

    This has no right being this good.

  • @vegan4theanimals
    @vegan4theanimals 5 лет назад +2740

    “I’d rather be singing a good ol’ hobbit song myself”
    You just can’t appreciate good music, Samwise the hipster.

    • @mouseburger4183
      @mouseburger4183 4 года назад +51

      You can keep your fancy ale. You can drink it by the flaggon. But the only brew for the brave and true is down at the green dragon

    • @davididiart5934
      @davididiart5934 4 года назад +30

      @@mouseburger4183 Hey! Ho! To the bottle I go! To heal my heart and drown my woe! Rain may fall, or wind may blow, and there still be... many miles to go!

    • @mouseburger4183
      @mouseburger4183 4 года назад +17

      @@davididiart5934 lol I love the lord of the rings community.

    • @melmog3765
      @melmog3765 4 года назад +12

      The Flaggon with the Dragon, has the pellet with the poison. The Chalice with the Palace, has the brew that is true.

    • @Fishandchipsguvnah
      @Fishandchipsguvnah 4 года назад +8

      >good
      >hobbit song
      pick one

  • @errortryagainlater4240
    @errortryagainlater4240 3 года назад +2670

    Sam knew exactly what he was doing when he started that race war. Just listen to that enthusiasm when he says "this is it!" *He's done this before.*

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 3 года назад +325

      Well why do you think Elves and Dwarves hate each other?

    • @errortryagainlater4240
      @errortryagainlater4240 3 года назад +282

      @@shadowstrider8295 nvm Sauron, the biggest threat to peace on Middle Earth is obviously Sam.

    • @zackkilgore528
      @zackkilgore528 2 года назад +154

      Now I’m imaging Sam being responsible for the 1970s race riots

    • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
      @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 Год назад

      @@zackkilgore528 Sam orchestrated the Armenian genocide

    • @zackkilgore528
      @zackkilgore528 Год назад

      @@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 that bastard!

  • @doodooswaggy3825
    @doodooswaggy3825 Год назад +26

    "You're flat, Gorbag. You and your whole flea-bitten band are flat, and I won't have it!"
    "Flat? hi! hoi! Shagrat says we're flat, boys! Well I says he's been sharp the whole time!"

  • @samconduct1356
    @samconduct1356 11 месяцев назад +19

    Ok, im going to say it. This entire sequence/song is better than the entirety of Rings Of Power.

    • @-SRM-
      @-SRM- 11 месяцев назад +3

      Facts.

  • @octodaddy877
    @octodaddy877 3 года назад +3757

    "We're in luck! He thinks we're orcs!"
    "Um, I'm standing right here guys. I can hear you."

    • @CPlovesGS
      @CPlovesGS 2 года назад +21

      Lmbo your Killin me bro.....🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @foxymetroid
      @foxymetroid 2 года назад +109

      How do you think he found them in the first place? What is it with characters talking loudly when they're trying to hide from a foe mere yards away?

    • @davyjones3755
      @davyjones3755 2 года назад +37

      Well orc aren't that smart

    • @Gimili10
      @Gimili10 2 года назад +14

      Well, this wasn't a very good movie.

    • @keatonburton5636
      @keatonburton5636 2 года назад +64

      Luck? Good sir, we're gonna be marching with a whole blinking army back to Cirith Ungol, where we started from!
      Yeah, so get goin'!

  • @tomtommerson6320
    @tomtommerson6320 4 года назад +2634

    If I was Peter Jackson I would've filmed this for deleted scenes

    • @MMadesen
      @MMadesen 4 года назад +91

      He has, its in the extended edition. Not exactly like this, but pretty similar.

    • @tomtommerson6320
      @tomtommerson6320 4 года назад +104

      @@MMadesen yeah I saw that. But I was talking about the song.

    • @DocWolph
      @DocWolph 3 года назад +13

      Probably during their march to Helm's Deep.

    • @catemcd5606
      @catemcd5606 3 года назад +26

      That would have been magnificent

    • @mansamusa1743
      @mansamusa1743 3 года назад +58

      Travis they have a scene where they get mistaken for orcs but sadly no song.
      0/10 horrible movie

  • @sevensins3584
    @sevensins3584 Месяц назад +8

    This song fucking rules so hard for no reason

  • @kk-wh3hb
    @kk-wh3hb 9 месяцев назад +49

    Over 20 years and I still can't get this damned song out of my head🤯😪

  • @Strangephilia
    @Strangephilia 4 года назад +1776

    At least the boss is contributing to the beat with his whip.

    • @zanzeron4277
      @zanzeron4277 3 года назад +93

      Rhythmic whipping is actually a strategic thing with stuff like marching and labor. Ever go on a run and start focusing on the rhythm of your breath? In a march, it keeps them in constant movement and in coordination. Its like a twisted, evil drumset.

    • @thelordofthelash8692
      @thelordofthelash8692 3 года назад +23

      Where there's a whip there's a way!

    • @PickleJello
      @PickleJello 3 года назад +47

      He's not going to let a song about how much they hate him get in the way of a funky beat.

    • @Arachnomen
      @Arachnomen 3 года назад +2

      Haha, this made me laugh out loud!

    • @zorro456
      @zorro456 3 года назад +1

      Better than my RL Boss.

  • @guypierson5754
    @guypierson5754 3 года назад +3572

    Frodo, scared stiff - "Omg they're killing each other!"
    Sam - "First race war, huh?"

    • @damnitchloeagain2
      @damnitchloeagain2 3 года назад +182

      We've had one yet...what about second race war?

    • @chompythebeast
      @chompythebeast 2 года назад +92

      @@damnitchloeagain2 "Don't think he knows about Helter Skelter, Pip."

    • @Melphas
      @Melphas 2 года назад +4

      @@damnitchloeagain2 well it wasn't a race war, the orcs that had Frodo just started fighting for Frodo's coat till there were only two left.

    • @istvanmolnar1697
      @istvanmolnar1697 2 года назад +1

      No, not first time!

    • @y.r._
      @y.r._ Год назад +7

      Race war, huh? That would explain where the black hobbits and dwarves went after the second age

  • @xDshiv58
    @xDshiv58 11 месяцев назад +71

    The unofficial "Going-to-work-sleep-deprived" national anthem.

  • @jacobkuchavik9367
    @jacobkuchavik9367 Год назад +95

    “We don’t wanna go to work today,
    But the lord of the cash says
    NAY NAY NAY,
    We’re gonna work all day, all day, all day
    Where there’s a wage there’s a way”

    • @coolkid9967
      @coolkid9967 Год назад +3

      The lord of the lash *
      Like lashing someone with a whip

    • @Gremlin787
      @Gremlin787 Год назад +2

      ​@@coolkid9967Não entende piada?

    • @jacobkuchavik9367
      @jacobkuchavik9367 Год назад +2

      @@coolkid9967 It’s a song parody man. I wrote it because jobs often make me feel like these orcs marching off to war reluctantly.
      We are the slaves of the dark lord’s horde, and the dark lord is daddy dollar.

    • @coolkid9967
      @coolkid9967 Год назад

      @@jacobkuchavik9367 ohhhhh lol

    • @Gamydrop
      @Gamydrop 3 месяца назад

      for we are the slaves to our coorrr perateeee loords

  • @Champiness
    @Champiness 4 года назад +3333

    They didn’t have to give this a disco beat. They knew what they were doing.

    • @BobbyB1928
      @BobbyB1928 4 года назад +94

      @Champiness this version of return of the king came out in 1980 when disco was slowly dying out.

    • @MansLaughter365
      @MansLaughter365 4 года назад +145

      That's why the bad guys are singing disco
      Because everybody hates disco

    • @KingBobXVI
      @KingBobXVI 4 года назад +85

      The Jackson movies paid homage to it even, in the extended cut they include the part where they follow the orcs around, and just before they get caught by the marching troupe you can hear their footsteps and they mimic the sound of the drums here.

    • @CoolKidX85
      @CoolKidX85 4 года назад +10

      @@KingBobXVI Wait, what part in which movie is that specifcally?

    • @skycastrum5803
      @skycastrum5803 4 года назад +83

      What they were doing was making a catchy song humanizing a fantasy race. But really, the people on drawing comparisons in the last hundred years are kidding themselves. This is for more relatable to feudal societies and "lords" forcing peasants into armies.

  • @ShePlaysIt
    @ShePlaysIt 4 года назад +2592

    Sam and Frodo failed their stealth checks, then passed their persuasion check.

    • @carltheincels6641
      @carltheincels6641 4 года назад +65

      And utilitize there disguise check

    • @nigelsmedley7737
      @nigelsmedley7737 4 года назад +49

      He thinks we're orcs CHA+20

    • @IoanCenturion
      @IoanCenturion 4 года назад +10

      Bards in a nutshell

    • @rogerjolly1358
      @rogerjolly1358 4 года назад +8

      @@nigelsmedley7737 Thats funny. In 90% of the cases you throw a 1 if someone mistakes you for an orc. :D

    • @burpostockings
      @burpostockings 4 года назад +25

      "And you call yourself an orc!?"
      rolls a 3.
      "Youre right!"

  • @tiamatmichellehart6821
    @tiamatmichellehart6821 Год назад +75

    They may be horrific corruptions of elvenkind, but between this and "Choice of Evils" *orcs can REALLY harmonize!*

    • @PWaldo-lw2ds
      @PWaldo-lw2ds Год назад +1

      Fifteen Birds from the Hobbit movie. Technically goblins, but I believe they're adjacent, at least in terms of LOTR... Something about goblins being a sub-species of orc, if I remember.

    • @tiamatmichellehart6821
      @tiamatmichellehart6821 Год назад

      @@PWaldo-lw2ds Another fine example. Songs and speeches (at least with Eowyn) may be among the only things Rankin/Bass did better than Peter Jackson, but they're enough to recommend watching *both* versions of the Return of the King and (especially) the Hobbit!

    • @simbiotesnus1013
      @simbiotesnus1013 Год назад +4

      @@PWaldo-lw2ds In Tolkien's books, goblin and orc are synonymous.

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 2 месяца назад

      ​@@simbiotesnus1013
      I thought orcs were the smaller ones that work for the war machine and goblins are big guys that live in deep caves.

  • @ErikB605
    @ErikB605 Год назад +34

    Partial Mobilization for special military operation.

    • @J.Kunda98
      @J.Kunda98 2 месяца назад +1

      We don't wanna go to Ukraine today but Putin says NAY NAY NAY

  • @jacobchessrown9415
    @jacobchessrown9415 4 года назад +1966

    “Where there’s a whip, there’s a way,” Said the director of the sound effects team for Johnny Test.

    • @bucketgeared7639
      @bucketgeared7639 4 года назад +131

      Sorry I can’t hear you over the immense amount of whip cracks

    • @TheEmperorHyperion
      @TheEmperorHyperion 4 года назад +46

      Frodo Test.

    • @hollowgetsuga425
      @hollowgetsuga425 4 года назад +70

      I’d like to imagine he just had a clip on his phone of this song and played it everytime someone questioned what sound effect to use for anything in that show.

    • @glonk1535
      @glonk1535 3 года назад +22

      @@hollowgetsuga425 I like to imagine he had a whip just for this case

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 3 года назад +3

      Idgi

  • @thelordofthelash8692
    @thelordofthelash8692 3 года назад +4112

    Those foolish men were so distracted by our singing, my whipping, and our rhythmic foot stamping, that they never stood a chance!

  • @twokool4skool129
    @twokool4skool129 Год назад +22

    One of the things I always loved about this movie was how, despite the villains being really ugly, they had such wonderful singing voices.

  • @Martialartfruituser
    @Martialartfruituser Год назад +132

    "They will tell stories of the brave Frodo. The one who took the ring to Mount Doom and destroyed it."
    "Don't forget about Sam. Frodo wouldn't have made it without Sam."
    I love how in this cartoon, we see how true those words are. Sam is so good at realizing the truth here, at keeping Frodo in line. He is a great hero, even if he doesn't think so.

    • @timmyjimmy7413
      @timmyjimmy7413 10 месяцев назад +3

      Sam is unhinged as hell and I love him for it.

    • @spkanava
      @spkanava 4 месяца назад

      1980

  • @dobadobadooo
    @dobadobadooo 8 лет назад +2424

    I don't get the hate this song gets, this shit is catchy as hell.

    • @mrbloodmuffins
      @mrbloodmuffins 8 лет назад +160

      I don't think its the song itself but the fact that it is in this context.

    • @dobadobadooo
      @dobadobadooo 8 лет назад +36

      @115786412465892241707 What context would that be? That they don't consider the movie itself to be good?

    • @mrbloodmuffins
      @mrbloodmuffins 8 лет назад +283

      dobadobadooo It would be that the tone of the song does not fit with lord of the rings let alone this scene.
      The song seems to be about not wanting to go to war but the orcs live for war.

    • @TA3DArtist
      @TA3DArtist 7 лет назад +215

      I always felt the Orcs liked the spoils of war and were fine with in-fighting but didn't have a preference either way for the act of War itself. Uruks on the other hand, they existed as machines of war.

    • @airplanemaster1
      @airplanemaster1 7 лет назад +248

      JRR Tolkien himself once said that were SOME orcs that didn't live to fight. There where a few groups here and there that engaged in art or agriculture. The orcs in this scene comprised some of of those one-off orc groups, hence, they didn't want to go to war.

  • @laminatedlobster3765
    @laminatedlobster3765 3 года назад +3578

    The Four types in the comments:
    1: "man, this song is dope."
    2: whip jokes about work
    3: sympathetic orc talk
    4: "RACE WAR!!!"

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 3 года назад +30

      You forgot people who actually wanted to watch this scene for the scene. Oh, that's right. There are none.

    • @ferjusto
      @ferjusto 3 года назад +31

      The ORChestra guy gets it...

    • @jensenyuki7252
      @jensenyuki7252 3 года назад +2

      I am your 666th like. Weird.

    • @jodofe4879
      @jodofe4879 3 года назад +12

      Don't forget the comments about the types of comments in the comments

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 3 года назад +3

      Also the fetish guy

  • @ape4237
    @ape4237 Год назад +12

    When I worked in an iron plant, a few of us guys would start this banger up.

  • @jesseheitman9883
    @jesseheitman9883 3 месяца назад +7

    This has lived rent free in my head since i was a kid

  • @spartandud3
    @spartandud3 3 года назад +4580

    Tolkien: Orcs are dark skinned, bow legged, hunched over and fanged.
    Animators: Pale upright frogmen. Got it.

    • @beardedraven7285
      @beardedraven7285 2 года назад +439

      The word he used was sallow not dark.

    • @fedmcfederalson
      @fedmcfederalson 2 года назад +341

      tolkien was old when he wrote the books he probably had poor eyesight

    • @oliverbicanic8517
      @oliverbicanic8517 2 года назад +147

      @@fedmcfederalson what? Is that logic..

    • @elizabethfrohn-hengst296
      @elizabethfrohn-hengst296 2 года назад +165

      @@oliverbicanic8517 it's a joke

    • @KingBobXVI
      @KingBobXVI 2 года назад +53

      @@elizabethfrohn-hengst296 - with no punchline...

  • @davidmistoffelees8459
    @davidmistoffelees8459 3 года назад +6521

    I guess we're not going to talk about how well orcs sing.

    • @stevencolborne6845
      @stevencolborne6845 3 года назад +312

      The miracle of the singing orcs is not how well they sing, but that they sing at all

    • @JulioLenin88
      @JulioLenin88 3 года назад +276

      Well. They used to be elfs

    • @toxicbob2000
      @toxicbob2000 3 года назад +137

      The Hobbit cartoon by this same studio already had them drop two absolute bangers so

    • @guypierson5754
      @guypierson5754 3 года назад +47

      @@toxicbob2000 Hey I heard MANY years ago a song by the goblins when they take Bilbo hostage, where the orcs n goblins have Russian accents and sing a weird song, I think it was a BBC production... you got any leads?

    • @PhilBagels
      @PhilBagels 3 года назад +79

      This particular song was made up for this movie, but it is based on what actually happened in the books. However, orcs do in fact sing. They do so in The Hobbit (in the book, not just the movie). "Fifteen Birds in Five Fir Trees"

  • @gor3875
    @gor3875 10 месяцев назад +21

    I didn't know orcs were this groovy. Maybe they aren't so evil after all

  • @surtaandume_psykermystyk4010
    @surtaandume_psykermystyk4010 Месяц назад +3

    'Looks like the beat's back in the venue, boys!'

  • @Rekthief
    @Rekthief 5 лет назад +450

    "And you call yourself an ORC?!"
    The day orcs became more than fantasy genre cannon fodder

  • @knightdrako
    @knightdrako 3 года назад +2355

    If they only had meat on their menu instead of maggoty bread.

    • @benthomason3307
      @benthomason3307 3 года назад +59

      how does a slice of bread get infested with maggots in the first place? flies lay their eggs in meat.

    • @seankane8628
      @seankane8628 3 года назад +62

      Weevil larvae are also maggots and they live in bread

    • @Buroogamon
      @Buroogamon 3 года назад +62

      What about Them? there fresh!

    • @ambersummer2685
      @ambersummer2685 3 года назад +9

      🤣🤣

    • @AF-tv6uf
      @AF-tv6uf 3 года назад +77

      *for three stinking days*

  • @akiramasashi9317
    @akiramasashi9317 10 месяцев назад +10

    The Amazon fulfillment center anthem.

  • @_JackNapier
    @_JackNapier 2 месяца назад +5

    The song that plays in every fastfood workers mind as they clock in.
    "Where there's a McWhip, there's a McWay."🃏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NaomiMartin1928
    @NaomiMartin1928 8 лет назад +462

    As a little girl, I grew up listening to this in the animated movie. Years later, watching The LOTR movies, I waited for this song to start playing when Sam and Frodo were hiding from the orcs. A bit of an unrealistic expectation.

    • @tavcat667
      @tavcat667 8 лет назад +45

      Well, now I know I'm not alone! I was waiting for it too •^•

    • @danielnorton9803
      @danielnorton9803 8 лет назад +21

      +Awesome Totoro123 They could add the song in a special edition!!
      Who's with me???!!!

    • @SkallKiller
      @SkallKiller 8 лет назад +5

      +Naomi Martin can't blame you

    • @tavcat667
      @tavcat667 8 лет назад +3

      +Daniel Norton IM WITH U!! :D

    • @OLDSCHOOL6239
      @OLDSCHOOL6239 8 лет назад +3

      +Naomi Martin I think we all expected that seriously LOL!

  • @post-leftluddite
    @post-leftluddite 3 года назад +511

    In the books, the orc with the whip ACTUALLY says "Where there's a whip, there's a will"

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 2 года назад +60

      Yeah, but way is way easier to rhyme than will will be

    • @futuza
      @futuza 2 года назад +93

      @@rgderen88 "But the lord of the lash says chill chill chill" XD

    • @PoorManatee6197
      @PoorManatee6197 2 года назад +14

      this song is even better now that I know this.

    • @lucaswalker6498
      @lucaswalker6498 2 года назад +50

      To be fair, if "where there's a whip, there's a will", and if "where there's a will, there's a way", then surely "where there's a whip, there's a way"?

    • @MultiNonymous
      @MultiNonymous 2 года назад +11

      @@lucaswalker6498 Q.E.D.

  • @tsawy6
    @tsawy6 2 месяца назад +6

    Strangely sympathetic to the orcs

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 2 месяца назад +2

      Theyre a pitiable bunch. Arent they basically just a slave race? Theyve gotta be miserable.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 месяца назад

      ​@@PleasestoptalkingthanksYou can pity them, but don't forget that even without the Dark Lord's influence they'd still be evil.

  • @NeoGenMike
    @NeoGenMike 9 лет назад +371

    This song is so damn funky. Why couldnt they find a way to squeeze it into Jackson's?

    • @kbob6571
      @kbob6571 9 лет назад +48

      NeoGenMike Tschida ya that would be hilarious, but Tolkein did not write this song, it was written specifically for this animated cartoon based on what the Orc taskmaster was screaming. He was saying something along the lines of "Where there's a whip, there's a will". So i'm sure there would be copyright issues

    • @TDProductions182
      @TDProductions182 8 лет назад +5

      Because it would ruin the dramatic tone.

    • @cutlassken6194
      @cutlassken6194 8 лет назад +11

      Because it's stupid! Sure, I'll admit that it's catchy, but they would be so less intimidating in the Peter Jackson version. And really, could you see orcs, Sauron's foot soldiers, creatures that live for war, killing, and cruelty, singing this song? Really. In this version, yes, but in Peter Jackson's version, really?

    • @NeoGenMike
      @NeoGenMike 8 лет назад +7

      +Kenneth Walker It's contrast, baby. Serious Peter Jackson and BAM, Funky Whip song, then everyone forgets it.

    • @Fr0st1989
      @Fr0st1989 8 лет назад

      +NeoGenMike Tschida it sounds like it was sort of in the Return of the King film, in the background score for the "becoming Orcs" scene

  • @ThePaganSun
    @ThePaganSun 4 года назад +1187

    Is this the cartoon's way of humanizing the Orcs since Tolkien stated that one of his regrets was that he didn't give the Orcs much sympathy and that they were treated like slaves that often didn't get a choice rather being evil.

    • @post-leftluddite
      @post-leftluddite 3 года назад +220

      I've always found some of the most interesting parts of the Lord of the Rings is when the orcs get to talk and share some of their thoughts, like when merry and Pippen are overhearing the three different groups of orcs bickering (Urak-hai from Isengard, Black Uruks from mordor and the smaller orcs from the Mines of Moria), when Sam overhears Gorebag and Shagrat, or in gorgoroth when Sam and frodo overhear the large soldier and the tracker.... It makes the orcs more than mindless drones and I think it would have been cool to hear a lot more of that and for them to be "humanized" a bit more... Like when Gorbag refers to frodo being left for dead as a "typical elf trick", it implies they have a morality that looks down upon leaving a wounded comrade

    • @PstruhovaAsistentka
      @PstruhovaAsistentka 3 года назад +64

      @@post-leftluddite You are right. I love parts where Pippen and Merry recieve some orc luqiud and this work same as lembas or elves drink and make them able to run with same speed and stamina as orcs. Also black ointment on injury and all this stuff.
      Also little dialog where some orc talk about desertion.
      This is problem with Tolkien his world is so much black and white.
      If you are interested in some stories where creature are in main role and are taken more seriously I recommend Goblin trilogy.

    • @starhalv2427
      @starhalv2427 3 года назад +31

      @@PstruhovaAsistentka Tolkien's world in a nutshell:
      "There is very little good in this world, and we should hope to never find it"

    • @ThePaganSun
      @ThePaganSun 3 года назад +8

      @makeanewchronoplz Yes. I wish we could've seen more of the Orcs as Tolkien had originally intended.

    • @ThePaganSun
      @ThePaganSun 3 года назад +4

      @@post-leftluddite Agreed! Those are some of the most fascinating parts for me too!

  • @Blutroth
    @Blutroth Год назад +14

    Russia, 21.09.2022: This is our jam

  • @Mirinovic
    @Mirinovic Год назад +17

    Russian after mobilisation

  • @arg3824
    @arg3824 6 лет назад +1243

    My favorite part is 2:45- Frodo says "I can't continue!" like the burden of the ring is weighing heavily on him and Sam's response is basically "Yeah, I know, this music sucks." What?

    • @elidisco
      @elidisco 5 лет назад +27

      LMAO good catch

    • @cityman2312
      @cityman2312 5 лет назад +58

      This version of Sam is jingoistic.

    • @juliamavroidi8601
      @juliamavroidi8601 5 лет назад +34

      @@cityman2312 *implies there is a version of Sam which isn't*

    • @whateveryasaypal5022
      @whateveryasaypal5022 5 лет назад +42

      and then sam fuckin tells the orcs to kill all the humans

    • @monkeyton5
      @monkeyton5 5 лет назад

      Its called a joke, ever heard of it?

  • @mordekaiandbigrigs
    @mordekaiandbigrigs 4 года назад +526

    The anthem for "essential" employees
    Edit: for those shitting themselves, yes, my comment is supposed to be a joke.

    • @fierystag6357
      @fierystag6357 3 года назад +8

      When you compare endless marching, forced labor, being thrust into war unwillingly and getting whipped every step of the way to driving an ambulance.

    • @sawderf741
      @sawderf741 3 года назад +20

      @@fierystag6357 when you got a rod stuffed so far up yourself you can't take a joke.

    • @fierystag6357
      @fierystag6357 3 года назад +6

      @@sawderf741When you claim you can take jokes, but are so stupid you don't get that my reply was also a joke.

    • @TheFoolishSamurai
      @TheFoolishSamurai 3 года назад +1

      @@fierystag6357 To be fair, it could be read either as a joke or not

    • @grassbackyard3825
      @grassbackyard3825 3 года назад

      They call those whips a paycheck nowadays

  • @holdenmccoq2792
    @holdenmccoq2792 Год назад +12

    Play this song everyday before I go into work

  • @doriangray7129
    @doriangray7129 Год назад +23

    Russian mobilization.

  • @MrDibara
    @MrDibara 2 года назад +1587

    *_"And you call yourself an_** ORC?!"*
    DAAAAAMN! Even I felt that one!

    • @GM-kp7yw
      @GM-kp7yw 2 года назад +77

      He was right though. Those humans thought they could push him around, and it would be sign of weakness to let it go

    • @Franky566
      @Franky566 Год назад +25

      @@angham3829
      do you people ever stop?
      we are talking about frog people from an interperuitation of writings from an insane person who whent through a world war.

    • @Th3BigBoy
      @Th3BigBoy Год назад +6

      @@angham3829Thanks brother. These words were useful to me. Beautiful.

    • @misterwhalrus7334
      @misterwhalrus7334 Год назад +11

      All men who walk in the Lord's shadow appear mad to the world, for they oppose its rulers

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts Год назад +17

      @@Franky566 He / She isn't really hurting anyone. Also, you gotta admit, a single Bible reply takes up far less space than a 10 year old who ruined a comment section with 6 replies that say nothing except "E" or a heap of keyboard mash.

  • @hereandtheremedia2821
    @hereandtheremedia2821 4 года назад +1760

    The lashings will continue until morale improves.

    • @willlacey7621
      @willlacey7621 4 года назад +5

      lololol this is a funny comment

    • @joechristianson1143
      @joechristianson1143 4 года назад +10

      JESUS CHRIST is coming anytime now repent be ready for the Rapture Read the Holy Bible on accepting JESUS and becoming a born again Christian and REVELATION on end times... JESUS CHRIST is the only way to HEAVEN and to escape from going to HELL share JESUS salvation with all 🙏 Amen

    • @seawind930
      @seawind930 4 года назад +26

      Only Kinky whippings do that.

    • @chaosdweller
      @chaosdweller 4 года назад +1

      That like doesn't make any sense man lol

    • @chaosdweller
      @chaosdweller 4 года назад +1

      @Cole Tynan oh ok thx, I'm living in a third world country or "camp" oh hell idk? What I'm supposed to call it, but the conditions are extremely poor, and I was just making sure you werent a real life invisible slave driver. Shu what a relief

  • @degrelleholt6314
    @degrelleholt6314 Год назад +6

    "And coming in at number two on the Mordor Top 40!"

  • @hanbill
    @hanbill 2 месяца назад +3

    I'm so glad youtube recommended this, this is catchy song

  • @NtoTheM
    @NtoTheM 3 года назад +4415

    Sam: "Kill them! Bone them! Cut them to bits..."
    Orc: "Smash them! Bash them! Skin them alive!"
    Sam: "Boil them! Mash them! Put them in a stew!"
    Orc: "What?"
    Sam: "What?"

    • @cxfxcdude
      @cxfxcdude 2 года назад +401

      These are Orcs were talking about, they’d very much be on board for Man-Stew

    • @SleepySloth2705
      @SleepySloth2705 2 года назад +308

      *Orc menacingly approaches Sam in silence as Sam starts sweating bullets
      ".........Agreed! PUT'EM IN A STEW!!!"

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 года назад +325

      Orc: “We’ve had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days!”
      Sam: “LOOKS LIKE MAN-STEW IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!”

    • @wyettastone
      @wyettastone 2 года назад +51

      @@warlordofbritannia Tastes like salted pork

    • @josephperez2004
      @josephperez2004 2 года назад +31

      @@wyettastone Long Pork: Not just for Pirates.

  • @maskedmarvyl4774
    @maskedmarvyl4774 5 лет назад +953

    "......and that, son, is why your father never came home again. He was killed by a pack of orcs when a dirty Hobbit goaded them into attacking his battalion....."

    • @shinkiro403
      @shinkiro403 5 лет назад +7

      Evil men don't have sons that would be sad about their death I guess :/

    • @caletevelen2647
      @caletevelen2647 4 года назад +30

      @@shinkiro403 Of course they do, we all know how it works in the armies of evil, brain-washing, propaganda, the Men of the East probably don't even know why they're fighting.

    • @shinkiro403
      @shinkiro403 4 года назад +9

      @@caletevelen2647 my assertion wasn't actually because of their employer (namely Sauron), more like the arrogant and fantasy-racist attitude a-la-Dragon Age; I would have agreed with you if it was a more recent movie, but both LOTR and this movie were from a time where such stereotypes were played straight: this man seems evil, has no backstory telling us he might not be, therefore he is

    • @MortemRex
      @MortemRex 4 года назад +9

      Shinkiro Almost like social justice has deformed entertainment in all facets by looking at everything through a political lens

    • @shinkiro403
      @shinkiro403 4 года назад +10

      @@MortemRex I don't think I see the correlation. Regardless, the real problem is not social justice itself, which isn't a inherently a bad thing, more like the fact that its loudest promoters have an extremist view of it and end up acting like fascists

  • @StateCorp.
    @StateCorp. Месяц назад +2

    That's a hella catchy song, no wonder the master allows them to sing it!

  • @lostpony4885
    @lostpony4885 Год назад +4

    This is where my childhood went wrong

  • @RustBot42
    @RustBot42 2 года назад +4178

    "Most folk consider orcs to be nothing but barbaric brutes who'd kill ya soon as set eyes on ya, but I tell you, they have one of the most sophisticated musical cultures in the whole of Middle-Earth, with a penchant for intricately weaving together various parts of the vocals so that every part of the choir gets to shine!"
    - Some tourist's guide to Mordor or something, I dunno

    • @benthomason3307
      @benthomason3307 2 года назад +288

      Tolkien: "Orcs make no beautiful things."
      Script Writers: Hold my sheet music.

    • @JessE-pp5yp
      @JessE-pp5yp 2 года назад +100

      That’s how you know they used to be elves

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 Год назад +28

      @@benthomason3307 But they do make clever things.

    • @fakshen1973
      @fakshen1973 Год назад +43

      Plus they can really cook on palm muted electric guitar and disco beats.

    • @chameleoncircuitrock
      @chameleoncircuitrock Год назад +21

      Terry Pratchett's LOTR

  • @NickM95
    @NickM95 3 года назад +2336

    I'm impressed by the orcs sense of harmony. During the chorus, there are two distinct lines/melodies being repeated; one in a lower register and one in a higher register. The choir of Mordor really had it going on.

    • @brodielarson9096
      @brodielarson9096 2 года назад +77

      I'm impressed that they have a music source, but we can't see it.

    • @ianperley233
      @ianperley233 2 года назад +119

      ​@@brodielarson9096 Every good fantasy world needs bands of invisible elves or fairy creatures flitting about with Casio keyboards and other instruments. How else is everyone supposed to pick up on cues for battle, or dramatic tension? Eye contact and understanding body language? Pfft!

    • @Hatguy23
      @Hatguy23 2 года назад +51

      @@brodielarson9096 You think that's impressive? Peter Jackson's Uruk-hai have menus!

    • @brodielarson9096
      @brodielarson9096 2 года назад +5

      @@Hatguy23 I know John Carpenter face to face and I survived cancer.

    • @brodielarson9096
      @brodielarson9096 2 года назад +3

      and you're saying "you think that's impressive?" to me?

  • @ImSquiggs
    @ImSquiggs 11 месяцев назад +4

    I have no idea why this was recommended to me but it’s insanely catchy

  • @TheBrofessor
    @TheBrofessor 2 месяца назад +2

    I grew up with the Peter Jackson films, which came out just as I was finishing reading the books for the first time. I`m very lucky to be just young enough that I have my own mental imagery for LOTR not provided by Hollywood. I knew there were earlier animated films that were not done very well but were entertaining in a campy 70s way, but I never saw them. Now, I`ve fallen into the RUclips rabbit hole. These clips are inspiring me to take a weekend, sit down with some longbottom leaf, if you know what I mean, and give 70s cartoon LOTR a watch.

  • @cainster
    @cainster 8 лет назад +684

    The Middle Earth Orc Mens' Choir sounds great in this one. I wonder if anyone caught their performance at the Macy's Day Parade a few years ago. Thirty-six people died.

    • @alextippleton1730
      @alextippleton1730 8 лет назад +30

      I died irl The middle earth orc men's choir lmfao

    • @AkiKii519
      @AkiKii519 8 лет назад +15

      +cainster dem orks singing. damn better then any elf songs there.

    • @ThatOneMan830
      @ThatOneMan830 8 лет назад +1

      +Alex Tippleton
      Same.

    • @warbunny13203
      @warbunny13203 8 лет назад +1

      I probly should have IF the parade was worth watching any more :(

    • @crabbyoldgamer3028
      @crabbyoldgamer3028 7 лет назад +26

      Those who saw the parade were killed and eaten.

  • @jeresomthimh8111
    @jeresomthimh8111 4 года назад +2969

    Me and the boys getting drafted for WWIII be like.

    •  4 года назад +24

      No more brother wars(only white brothers)

    • @venomsnake225
      @venomsnake225 4 года назад +22

      @ you weirdo

    • @DreddLypso
      @DreddLypso 4 года назад +5

      @ ok mutt

    • @luizmarinho6138
      @luizmarinho6138 4 года назад +31

      I still can't believe that leftists were dumb enough to think that was gonna happen, lol

    • @golz9785
      @golz9785 4 года назад +24

      Luiz Marinho - you can tell whos a brain dead normie sheep when people talk about drafts and Iran this and that. Completely brainwashed by CNN. Idiots

  • @tomricker1342
    @tomricker1342 Год назад +15

    It pains me to admit I remember when this was brand new ! And I still love it 😂😂😂

  • @shadowthehedgehog809
    @shadowthehedgehog809 3 месяца назад +3

    I love how there is just this funky ass beet in the song

  • @thevelbaetum4118
    @thevelbaetum4118 2 года назад +3130

    Aragorn knelt down to the floor of the earth, closing his eyes in concentration as he focused on the sound, he heard the distant approaching of those funky tunes. He stood, charging off with his companions, Legolas moving further ahead, hearing the jamming orcs from miles away, "Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?" He called, the elf spoke "They're headed east, They're taking the hobbits to boogietown!"

    • @jurizachriat3648
      @jurizachriat3648 2 года назад +96

      🎶The Hobbits The Hobbits The Hobbits to Boogietown to Boogietown!!🎶

    • @professorroundbottom438
      @professorroundbottom438 Год назад +74

      @@angham3829
      Thou poor sad fool! Thou hast no boogie in thy heart and no woogie in thy soul.

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe Год назад +48

      Gimli - At least its closer than Funky Town. * reluctantly starts running again *

    • @Molandria
      @Molandria Год назад +2

      xD

    • @madwolfgarton9997
      @madwolfgarton9997 Год назад +2

      Bruh come on now 🤣

  • @maniacmagge2568
    @maniacmagge2568 5 лет назад +3033

    When you have a college paper do tomorrow

    • @evolvedape2161
      @evolvedape2161 5 лет назад +114

      Maniac Magge due*
      Usually I would let it go, but since you’re working on a paper that may be important.

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 5 лет назад +34

      Wait. You whip yourself?!

    • @kinggoldcatter9932
      @kinggoldcatter9932 5 лет назад +43

      WhoKnownsAndWhoCares? Don’t kink shame

    • @LordTalax
      @LordTalax 5 лет назад +12

      Yeah because scribbling on a paper is just like going to die in combat

    • @rainthesomber
      @rainthesomber 5 лет назад +5

      So true in my life right now...

  • @michaeliv284
    @michaeliv284 Год назад +8

    Sam clearly is tone deaf. This song slaps

  • @KimNixed
    @KimNixed 3 месяца назад +7

    We dont wanna go to work today but the lord of the shift says nae nae nae your gunna work all day all day all dayy!!

  • @elronman
    @elronman 4 года назад +987

    Imagine arming an entire army and having only one guy with a whip keep them in check.

    • @HolkHugan
      @HolkHugan 4 года назад +153

      Thats some pretty good crowd control

    • @lucapachee9863
      @lucapachee9863 4 года назад +164

      They do not fear the whip, they fear the master of the man who swings the whip.

    • @megavidaeos
      @megavidaeos 4 года назад +49

      He’s good at what he does, you have to give him that.

    • @mygamestodayllc
      @mygamestodayllc 4 года назад +38

      Sauron is saving a ton of money doing it that way

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 4 года назад +16

      @@megavidaeos He even whips them in rhythm.