haha I didn't really mean to be backhanded I just had the thought that if most people said some of those jokes it wouldn't come out as funny. lmao @@dwizz4391
As a prior Team Jacob girl, I can confirm that Taylor actually got into acting because of his martial arts coach. My brain also seems to say that the coach was a power ranger, probably a fact.
We're 300 episodes deep... The boys have made splits related jokes probably 80 times, and it gets funnier every time! Seeing Cody attempt that kip-up and fail miserably, only to follow it with ridiculous situations to do the splits made this a 100/10 episode bruh.
@@Sainte-adresseits a music thing called a time signature its the way you count notes in a measure (really bad explanation lol but thats the gist of it) So like 4/4 means theres four beats in a measure which is a section of a song
this is my third time watching this episode, it’s so funny and becoming my top fave episode. From Noel coming in barely awake, to Cody dislocating his C3, and tmg participating n.a.p. is just top tier shit man
Better help allegedly broke its privacy promises with customers and share their personal health information to Facebook, Snapchat, and other third-party Advertising platforms. Two class action lawsuits have been filed against better help. DO NOT USE THEM
Right it's common, but these is a company that provides spychiatrits appointments. I guess I care a bit more about this company rules on privacy than any other service that sells shit. People knowing what you eat or how you date is a little different than people knowing you deapest shit. And for some it's the only access to therapy. Poster is right.
@@deception1465they’ve also been caught in the past using your information on other “online therapy” sites as professional counselors as well as not requiring their therapists to be licensed on their own platform
Interesting how the episodes where Noel is sleep deprived and Cody is mid panic attack are the best ones... what I'm getting from this is that they should take less care of themselves
@@justindononah he’s half Filipino half white I believe he accidentally confirmed it on an early insanely chill. Not to mention when a guest asked if he was he said “I don’t wanna say” while to the other races asked he goes “nope” Also Italians are white man
This is such random info on Taylor Lautner but he was specially trained in staff work and then he did it more in sharkboy😭😭its like video of young him in competitions floating around on here lol
the context is that he did go on stage w Taylor in one of the shows and did a backflip during the concert and prolly everyone was hyped he was there and he prolly ended up doing it for the fans but still lowkey insane to do it, the scene wasn't in the movie o.o
Taylor Lautner started martial arts when he was 6 years old. He has a black belt in karate and was a junior world champion. Watch the movie “Abduction” 2011. Only movie I can think were he does several fight scenes.
I am a biologist and I did not blink at paleoscatology! Modern scatology studies the feces of modern animals to determine diet usually to identify or track. It’s a field that usually is within other fields, like a park ranger, ecologist, or hunter may use scatology to determine which animals are in an area and what their diet consists of. Paleoscatology would be a paleontologist who specializes in examining fossilized excrement to determine more information about extinct animals (ex. Dinosaurs) or “lost” civilizations. I’ve read papers about scatology and anthropology working together to determine what the first hunter gatherers ate by examining fossilized excrement or the teeth of skulls. Not my field but crazy stuff!
Started watching this on the bus back from school and finally got home hungry as fuck, got to heat up some leaftovers only to dig in once they start talking about fossilized shit.
every high school has that kid that can do backflips on demand and literally anyone can roll. The fact he though him doing it was special is kind of crazy.
As a swiftie, I was screaming at the Taylor Lautner vid -it was not the song that he was in the music vid for that was playing in the movie, he is just wild and decided to backflip -the girl he tumbled into is his wife, also named Taylor Lautner, and she is a Swiftie also and they are all friends w/ Taylor Swift (he’s the good ex)
Glad someone gave Cody permission to have a good time on this one!
Who let him have fun?
@@viagraREAL idk but someone clearly did
I’m glad someone let him wear those pants !!
He’s too old for fun imo 😒
But seriously, who let him have fun?
4:24 the way he stays curled up after the attempt has me crying
Cody Yamcha'd himself
Imncryiny
How does this dude manage to fall without even leaving the ground 😂
tired noel just being constantly outta pocket is fucking hilarious
Overly enthusiastic and unnecessarily energized cody and tired idgaf noel is a great combo they were both extra funny here
i love seeing the boys getting giggled out
Hell yeah
That hard close up on Noel after Cody hit the floor is the greatest expression I have ever seen him make
They made it 40 minutes without talking about gambling, this might be a new record.
Cody immediately pointing and laughing at the Taylor video after absolutely eating shit KILLED ME
Cody has a special talent of making mediocre jokes hilarious... his delivery can make anything he says entertaining lmao.
Yep. Me too!
💀 I’m dead what a backhanded compliment
haha I didn't really mean to be backhanded I just had the thought that if most people said some of those jokes it wouldn't come out as funny. lmao @@dwizz4391
If they’re “hilarious” jokes, doesn’t that make them the opposite of mediocre? Your comment doesn’t make any sense
It's his delivery that makes it hilarious... did you read the full comment?@@believeinmatter
Glad that Cody is sticking it to the system by breaking his state mandated no-fun-having probation ✊🏽 every rebellion counts!
why is this joke crossing over to tmg lol
@JohnCharlesBodoque joke? You think the systemic deprivation of fun by the Man is a joke? No humanity
54:38 Cody making himself throw up while Noel is dying is the funniest shit ever
This was the funniest tmg episode in a while we need noel to be awoken early for every episode now
and cody too he is truly a morning person
the drunks news bit had my DYINGGG
As a prior Team Jacob girl, I can confirm that Taylor actually got into acting because of his martial arts coach. My brain also seems to say that the coach was a power ranger, probably a fact.
Team Edward, at least he's a real actor and a sigma male
Even if your brain is mis-remembering, I choose to believe it. Power rangers martial arts coach to Taylor Lautner is now officially canon.
I’m team Shark-Boy
Your brain. I genuinely stan.
that alpha beta sigma shit is so fucking funny, stop stressing over who’s better then who it doesn’t matter lmao
Cody is like Ted Lasso in real life. A little corny with the jokes, always very chipper, and genuinely the most likable man on the planet.
Words have meaning kid. Genuinely actually has a solid definition. Use words correctly.
@@fins6191this ain’t English class☝️💀
they also look alike
@@fins6191chill
@@fins6191that’s obviously subjective. if you’re so smart youd know that lmfao
Get Taylor on the pod, since he has his own
Taylor and Andrew Huberman at the same time
they totally could lol, they get more views than he does
if I had to work through my childhood I’d be jobless doing backflips too tbh
4:24 it would be so funny if it jump cuts to noel with a new cohost and for the rest of the podcast they act like nothing changed
dude that wouldve been GREAT!
this has me weak LMAO BRO
We're 300 episodes deep... The boys have made splits related jokes probably 80 times, and it gets funnier every time!
Seeing Cody attempt that kip-up and fail miserably, only to follow it with ridiculous situations to do the splits made this a 100/10 episode bruh.
the part with cody gagging and noel having the time of his life has me crying
Cody having fun finally got put back in the script
Cody's failed front summersault thing made me cry laughing holy shit
Lautner having 4/4 hips is craaazy
what does this mean? lmao he kept saying it and I was so confused
@@Sainte-adresseits a music thing called a time signature its the way you count notes in a measure (really bad explanation lol but thats the gist of it)
So like 4/4 means theres four beats in a measure which is a section of a song
@@fucjk21414/4 means there are 4 beats in a measure, hence the 4 lmao
@@Redcollar123 i meant four i dont know why on earth i typed three
The part where cody was gagging while still making jokes about the turd had me dying 😂
when cody fell why did he look like family guy character when they’re dead 4:24
this was a nice throwback to the Dre Drexler era of noel and cody 😭
they glossed over “born in the wrong era” way too fast that was solid
They have many good jokes
“….what a horrible thought.” LMFAOOO they’re literally opposites of each other
Cody uncontrollably gagging never fails to make me laugh😂
this is my third time watching this episode, it’s so funny and becoming my top fave episode. From Noel coming in barely awake, to Cody dislocating his C3, and tmg participating n.a.p. is just top tier shit man
Better help allegedly broke its privacy promises with customers and share their personal health information to Facebook, Snapchat, and other third-party Advertising platforms. Two class action lawsuits have been filed against better help. DO NOT USE THEM
Literally every company does that bro it's 2023 we know our information gets sold too everyone
I agree that it’s bad but it’s so cheap and some people need any listening ear, even if theres a bit of a cost
Yeah and, what company doesn't?
Right it's common, but these is a company that provides spychiatrits appointments. I guess I care a bit more about this company rules on privacy than any other service that sells shit. People knowing what you eat or how you date is a little different than people knowing you deapest shit. And for some it's the only access to therapy. Poster is right.
@@deception1465they’ve also been caught in the past using your information on other “online therapy” sites as professional counselors as well as not requiring their therapists to be licensed on their own platform
i play the pods while getting ready to go to work and i can confirm i both sound and look like noel at the beginning of this episode
The backflip into the avengers pose into the forward roll is just crazy
52:00 "The turd is scared" had me laughing for the rest of the segment LOL
Holy shit thisis the funniest episode in the last few weeks!!! something about sleep deprived noel is so funny i cant put my finger on it
Interesting how the episodes where Noel is sleep deprived and Cody is mid panic attack are the best ones... what I'm getting from this is that they should take less care of themselves
wow i loved when noel said that one thing!
Finding out Noel watches the Challenge is the highlight of my day. Its arguably the best competition show out there.
As a TMG fan & Swiftie, this is not the topic I expected them to talk about but soooooo happy they did
The drunk news anchor bit was 10/10
4:23 THE FAMILY GUY FALL LMFAO
I feel like Noel and Cody meeting up with Riley and Graydon would create the funniest conversation in the world
need this
Hivemind x TMG would be so fkn funny
i feel like cody & noel were slick trying to out-flexible each other for a minute there
Tight close-upping the guys whenever they said "dung" was a hilarious bit of editing. 😂🎉
The audio of Ep 313 was uploaded to Apple Music today with the title of this Ep
did NOT expect t lautner on this but i love it, LOVE U CODY
i can’t with cody’s knee slap laughs lately
Cody trying that Kip up was me trying to get mine in high school 😂
Omg I keep coming back to replay Cody’s dislocation 😭
RN my sides hurt like it doesn’t get old idk why 🤣🤣😂🤣
The funniest cody and the most unhinged noel lmao
The best part is that the woman tracking him, is his wife…named Taylor lol
This is one of if not my favorite episode you guys have ever done
Y’all talking about lil Texas is the crossover I didn’t know I needed
as someone majoring in neuroscience watching y’all make fun of Huberman is so funny 😭😭
I’m a med student and every time they takk about scientific stuff a piece of me dies but I also can’t help but cackle at their takes
as a well respected graduate of the we don’t give a shit what you do major you both need to stfu.
neuropsych grad here! As the above person said, part of my spirit trembles when anything
medical comes up 😂
@sonjagonikman426 im from the uk & every time they talk about anything to do with Europe it makes me die a little 🤣
"Shepherds Pie" had me in TEARS
Did Noel accidentally reveal that he isn’t full white? One step closer to finding his race…
He's half Mexican half italian (white) I stg
@@justindononah he’s half Filipino half white I believe he accidentally confirmed it on an early insanely chill. Not to mention when a guest asked if he was he said “I don’t wanna say” while to the other races asked he goes “nope”
Also Italians are white man
@@viagraREALshiii fr okay I'll have to find that episode
we know he's half something, on the mother side i assume.
@@viagraREALyeee i really wanna ask if his mom works in the healthcare industry 😂
Drunken newscaster gotta be one of my favorite bits so far🤣🤣🤣
4:24 the face noel makes has me genuinely crying
Omg talking about York and the coprolite found is so cool as a york archaeologist!
Noel and aleena both having weird dreams the same week😂
19:14 I feel like I'm reliving the bit when Noel was spread eagle
this episode was fire… you should make Noel wake up more often
4:24 it’s okay cody you tried😭😭😭
Bruh, Noel's drunk acting is oscars worthy.
This is such random info on Taylor Lautner but he was specially trained in staff work and then he did it more in sharkboy😭😭its like video of young him in competitions floating around on here lol
What the fuck are you trying to say?
@@quetzalcoatlzTranslation: Taylor Lautner has been doing Karate way before sharkboy and there are vids of it on youtube
his smile and optimism: gone 1:09:17
rewatching that was so funny
what happened there lol
We need more of delirious Noel lmao.
I’m so glad I waited to eat breakfast during the Viking poop part…
So funny to see every episode them just learning how to better speed date eachother
the context is that he did go on stage w Taylor in one of the shows and did a backflip during the concert and prolly everyone was hyped he was there and he prolly ended up doing it for the fans but still lowkey insane to do it, the scene wasn't in the movie o.o
the taylor lautner thing is even funnier when you realize that the song from the music video he’s in isn’t in the eras tour movie
(but in his defense: his wife is a huge swiftie and all 3 of them are friends)
Uptempo feels like when I’m tryna sleep and control my breathing but then the panic sets in drastically
The 4/4 hips and 5/3? (Probably more like 6/8) at the same time is called a polyrhythm
Taylor is just a master of music theory
Great episode. I was dying at Cody making himself wretch whilst Noel giggling. Although as a Brit I can say that most of us love Becks over here
Watching Taylor dance felt Like a fever dream😂😂😂
I am SO excited for Noel’s special !!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's crazy how similar the PYSO segment sounds like the Better help ad that followed
Taylor Lautner started martial arts when he was 6 years old. He has a black belt in karate and was a junior world champion. Watch the movie “Abduction” 2011. Only movie I can think were he does several fight scenes.
Why does Noel’s drunk voice just sound like Pete Davidson
The bosses getting yelled at the end lmaoooo like its not their podcast 😂
47:25
Fun fact , beat that is sped up super fast just turns into a pitch
the milennial in me wants to scream that taylor lautner has been trained in martial arts since he was a child
wow noel is funny i wonder if hes ever considered standup
Yeah it's almost like he doesn't do that
@@deception1465he probably should try it out. Maybe he could do a world tour or something
This guy could get a Netflix special someday !
I was thinking the same thing he is pretty good at improv so he might be good at crowd work if ever tried it
he's a singer, the kid got a killer voice
4:24 the most family guy fall I've ever seen
This was such a good episode
Bro it’s been out for 1 minute
@@TheCastversemans from the future
Literally lmfao bro must've watched it on 100x speed@@TheCastverse
@@TheCastverseand yet we already know it was a good episode 👌
hes from the future@@TheCastverse
haven’t even started the video but giving it an automatic like for the title
“A 4th plane has hit the tower sir” criminally underrated
Had to go 105 for the video to play in my head but man was that video funny
the spongbob lil texas during the intro killed me
im happy someone else noticed this LMAO
Taylor Lautner hit that dream dream dream dream dream dream
17:03 after noel said "he needs some girth to it" my first thought was "he needs some girth to his rod?" 😂😂
Relatable to the sleeping and listening part. That’s what I was doing lol
Watching this intro at 4am getting up and around for the morning, knowing my man just laid down for bed 🤣🤣🤣
did not expect dubbin to get mentioned this ep. you love to see it
I am a biologist and I did not blink at paleoscatology! Modern scatology studies the feces of modern animals to determine diet usually to identify or track. It’s a field that usually is within other fields, like a park ranger, ecologist, or hunter may use scatology to determine which animals are in an area and what their diet consists of. Paleoscatology would be a paleontologist who specializes in examining fossilized excrement to determine more information about extinct animals (ex. Dinosaurs) or “lost” civilizations. I’ve read papers about scatology and anthropology working together to determine what the first hunter gatherers ate by examining fossilized excrement or the teeth of skulls. Not my field but crazy stuff!
That nap sounds like dissociation lol
Started watching this on the bus back from school and finally got home hungry as fuck, got to heat up some leaftovers only to dig in once they start talking about fossilized shit.
Cody flopping like a fish is always funny
every high school has that kid that can do backflips on demand and literally anyone can roll. The fact he though him doing it was special is kind of crazy.
I actually saw the Viking turd this summer, it’s the only vaguely exciting thing about Jorvik Viking centre
Ok y’all need to watch the actual concert where he did this on stage in front of thousands 😭
As a swiftie, I was screaming at the Taylor Lautner vid
-it was not the song that he was in the music vid for that was playing in the movie, he is just wild and decided to backflip
-the girl he tumbled into is his wife, also named Taylor Lautner, and she is a Swiftie also and they are all friends w/ Taylor Swift (he’s the good ex)
Knowing all of this made it so much funnier😭😭😭😭😂
His wife name is Taylor Lautner...?
@@MalakAdel-c9dyes! Her name is Taylor and her last name was changed to his when they got married :)
20:31 that was a pretty good keanu reeves impression