Sam, a former nurse, explains what to do to Streez to stop grinding his teeth. Phish, a neurosurgeon, interrupts to say the dumbest thing in the world.
If you think about it, a baby turtle being born is essentially like dropping the door of a landing craft on D-day. It’s just a mad dash through a quick demise, praying to get through.
1:32 you know those things you like, insert into a shoe to like, restore its shape? what? insert my mouth into a shoe? 1:56 you wanna make like milk and curdle? ... wait, no- WHAT THE FUCK?
I have a MadCatz keyboard, because to this day my father believes that its one of the most popular and wanted high-end mechanical keyboards of all time.....
2:26 there’s no such things as bad mercies and Good mercies They are all the same skill even bronze and GM its judt holding down left click and sometimes right click
I had like, an extra small madcatz controller, because im just a little guy yknow, but it worked just fine. It only started drifting like 10 years later :')
Sam, a former nurse, explains what to do to Streez to stop grinding his teeth.
Phish, a neurosurgeon, interrupts to say the dumbest thing in the world.
NeuroSturgeon??
Ill see myself out.
A WHAT??????
Former?
love the idea that reaper shoves straws into turtle noses not because he's evil, but he genuinely thinks he's helping them
3:12 he timed his jump right so he survived from the fall damage
He B-hopped!
He timed his ground pound at the perfect moment.
Rihanna is the type of celebrity that would nonchalantly appear in one of those ship-girl gacha games
I'm not sure you realize how specific that reference is...
Phish's disgusted reactions to anything Sam says is something I always look forward to
I look forward to it too, it's my favorite part of our friendship
@@PixenBit I absolutely love our friendship
If you think about it, a baby turtle being born is essentially like dropping the door of a landing craft on D-day. It’s just a mad dash through a quick demise, praying to get through.
Only stalin would come up with this analogy
Your name is so blursed I love and hate it so much
The classic "Yeah, I have a spare controller" and then you give them the Madcatz and roll them.
4:18 i dont know why but i love Sam's laugh its sounds healthy and beautiful 😅
Even after all these years, the out of context audio in the outro still gets me sometimes.
I can vividly see reaper throwing straws into the ocean lmao
"unerring" is the negation of "erring", which comes from "to err", aka to be wrong or make a mistake
*Sam literally trying to help
I'll trust you Phish XD
Salty is the best mercy, can never change my mind
His aim is unerring
babe wake up, salty phish posted
Yes mam
I already saw some of this clips on the twobold channel, but here they are way funnier hahahahaha. Nice job Phish
1:32
you know those things you like, insert into a shoe to like, restore its shape?
what? insert my mouth into a shoe?
1:56
you wanna make like milk and curdle? ... wait, no-
WHAT THE FUCK?
This video is gonna inspire people to try falling out of an airplane covered in vaseline onto a half pipe
I have a MadCatz keyboard, because to this day my father believes that its one of the most popular and wanted high-end mechanical keyboards of all time.....
2:26 there’s no such things as bad mercies and Good mercies They are all the same skill even bronze and GM its judt holding down left click and sometimes right click
POV @salty my grandfather was one of those people who jumped out a plane whose parachute didn’t work and hit the ground and is still alive
I always thought that gengi said "my aim is an earing"
I just got my wisdom teeth removed, thanks for giving me something to watch while I lay in bed :)
My mom loves the movie Battleships, her favorite scene is the chicken burrito scene 🤣
"it was actually when I started playing with friends that I stated hating it".
I hate that I relate to this.
If Phish was playing Genji his aim would be a herring!
If someone ever hits me with a "do like a" pick up line id hit them with "how about you make like a tree and leaf"
No worries there, you won't get much attention with such a shitty attitude lol
Literally crying over 7:20
You did great at rivals.
solution to teeth grinding, grind them so much that they no longer touch
i love how all of phish’s laughs sound exactly the same
I can't believe I am as old as Phish. We are both such old geezers.
This is the comment. this is everything. We are old. Goodbye
hey babe wake up new Salty Phish lore
Bro I miss my childhood and I’m 18
I don’t understand why we can’t use straws, it helps turtles breath farther. We’re helping them
Hearing you talk about MadCatz, hurt my young soul from back in the day.
Did sam quit being a nurse it said: sam WORKED as a nurse
Don't work as a nurse anymore no, covid really made me hate it lol, but still have unconditional respect and love for all the nurses out there
@@PixenBit omg you reacted and i also completely understand
Phish is a mad lad
Hearing Mad Catz and how they don't know how they got in their house has been me like :o
Yet another video with 0 dislikes... He's done it again.
Why didn’t shredder use straws instead of blades
I don’t kill turtles I save them from a worse fate
BRILLIANT BRAND DECISION:
add a few more Mentos to a pack and market them as Womentos. This satisfies every demographic and dissatisfies no one.
I had like, an extra small madcatz controller, because im just a little guy yknow, but it worked just fine. It only started drifting like 10 years later :')
supreme editing at 2:59
Vid idea "one of the best Reinharts flames me" now hit up flats
As a DA you do indeed need a night guard
I am happy now
Why is it achievMENt, when it can be achievWOMENt
Fall damage got nerfed that’s how people survive plane falls
He needs to make longer vids
The controller clip was in one of twobolds videos I believe
Are we not going to talk about how he spelt pour as poor
i swear i’ve seen some of these clips before
Me personally… i would love womentoes i mean womentos
aWOMEN to that..... man
I love clicking on a video with "1 view" and 400 likes and like 30 comments 😂😂
phishhh, what happened to the phish tank podcast? i miss it
reaper is the gun
i don´t know if i missed something but why haven´t making the podcast in the past month?
How did this guy playing the old update of overwatch 2
When the video has 1 view and 300 likes
hehehe salt go brrrrrrrrrr
damn when did you film this?
haii do yu think yu can play ttt with the squad again? it was so funny watching everyone play
Wow it is the funny streamer man
how were they playing uprising and stuff pls i need help
I'mma be honest i've never bought a Roccat product because I always thought it was Madcactz product:p
One view 254 likes💀
I swear I saw some of these clips before
Is it just me or am I crazy. I feel like I’ve seen this video before, like recently too. Was it taken down then reposted?
7:53 is it salty?
:) new phish vid
For the RUclips algorithm
Is this a reupload?
The funni
Phish is the best mercy he’s ever seen because he’s never seen any other mercy’s because mercy gameplay is so boring
Damn wtf salty, your just 4 years older than me? crazy.
5:07
Sickkk
Mmm, yes
im speed
over the watch
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PHISH TANK
Epic
Where are his normal crew?
?
Why’d Sam lose her colour?
Gort
algorithm
Sometimes I forget that OUR youtuber has the same iq as his viewers
Why isn't it ceThey/thement
nice
Yo why the thumbnail look so outdated. Thought this was a vid from a few years back
4:20 I want some women toes
Yo age 24 gang.
Why is it called semen and not.. wait nvm that makes sense
Was waiting for why is it woMEN and not WOwomen?
I would really appreciate if you’d play tf2 again
I think I would use my second jump right before I hit the ground to negate the fall damage
sewomen
Filament
Enjoy