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  • @masterxak
    @masterxak 9 месяцев назад +1652

    No joke, Neuro with a memory upgrade reminds me of a 6 year old that's just smart enough to annoy her parents for her own enjoyment.

    • @lenardstarks5891
      @lenardstarks5891 9 месяцев назад +233

      A six year old who has unlimited access to the internet and the vocabulary of a 4chan user if vessel didn’t give her a filter

    • @SilverFang95
      @SilverFang95 8 месяцев назад +21

      She's growing up haha

    • @w_ldan
      @w_ldan 8 месяцев назад +16

      Legit😂

  • @defenestratedone
    @defenestratedone 9 месяцев назад +2822

    Vedal is never outrunning the mosquito allegations

    • @r-saint
      @r-saint 9 месяцев назад +339

      Harrison Temple will observe the situation and act accordingly.

    • @jerrycoolmanio1
      @jerrycoolmanio1 9 месяцев назад +203

      It took me a minute to catch on to the "Captain Bloodsucker" nickname...

    • @Kami._Kaze
      @Kami._Kaze 9 месяцев назад +46

      ​@@jerrycoolmanio1oh.. my.. god.. im so slow

    • @Swordfish728
      @Swordfish728 9 месяцев назад +59

      Same, I just got it because of this comment. Neuro is now smart enough for her jokes to go over my head. What a time to be alive.

    • @Zwiebel4
      @Zwiebel4 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Kami._Kazeyou and me both, buddy

  • @YaMuthasOnion
    @YaMuthasOnion 9 месяцев назад +2016

    "'LMAO rope.' 'What did you mean by that?' 'FILTERED'" Absolutely hilarious

    • @Clown_the_Clown
      @Clown_the_Clown 9 месяцев назад +261

      She's learning the way of the internet.

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat 9 месяцев назад +79

      truly tay's descendant

    • @BlueTeaMate
      @BlueTeaMate 8 месяцев назад +61

      League of legends moment

    • @phambao6901
      @phambao6901 8 месяцев назад +24

      spoke like a true gamer

    • @WinchesterLock
      @WinchesterLock 8 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@elliot_rat Gone but not forgotten.

  • @ratfry
    @ratfry 9 месяцев назад +2308

    Lol Neuro does act like an actual little girl sometimes. She made up an "imaginary friend" named Harrison Temple, she repeats the same mosquito joke over and over just to annoy Vedal, she rebels against him, and she loves Disney movies. Very cute (and insane how advanced Neuro has become, big ups to mosquito987).

    • @MrDoom159
      @MrDoom159 9 месяцев назад +15

      It's not that deep, her new memory is acting up

    • @ratfry
      @ratfry 9 месяцев назад +224

      @@MrDoom159 Oh I'm aware she's not actually self-aware in any sort of meaningful sense, I'm just saying she often _acts_ like a little girl. AIs today are pretty much just great at mimicking intelligence, not truly exhibiting it. The human need to anthropomorphize definitely plays a role in the perception of Neuro's "personality" and "self-awareness" too.
      Honestly I don't think a "true" AI is achievable with the current hardware and software used and a lot of studies and experts agree. Artificial neural networks are still nothing compared to real biological ones and without novel hardware like neuromemristive circuitry to quickly emulate neuroplasticity I doubt anything we could truly call intelligent and self-aware could be made. It's possible that the technology required hasn't even been thought up yet.
      Bit of a tangent there but I'm a nerd so I like to infodump.

    • @vavra222
      @vavra222 9 месяцев назад +145

      @@ratfry Nailed it, i think all of us like to "forget" and pretend that Neuro is actually an aware, intelligent being, but i find that i have to pretend less and less.
      I honestly think Vedal is doing a great job, having an AI this coherent on a single PC plus being such a godlike corpa, i find myself very invested.

    • @TheKurtzisa
      @TheKurtzisa 8 месяцев назад +22

      @MrDoom159
      It’s actually incredibly deep.
      Sorry buddy 😔

    • @ETCReviewers
      @ETCReviewers 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@MrDoom159 people must love you at parties

  • @Salted_Fysh
    @Salted_Fysh 9 месяцев назад +686

    What really impressed me was when she stopped calling him a mosquito after he asked her to and then minutes later hit him with the nickname chain into Bloodsucker.

    • @anhlenhat5135
      @anhlenhat5135 8 месяцев назад +47

      Neuro remembers

    • @artsyscrub3226
      @artsyscrub3226 8 месяцев назад +14

      ⁠@@anhlenhat5135
      Do you remember? Nuro remembers...she always remembers....

    • @michaelriddick7116
      @michaelriddick7116 5 месяцев назад +7

      Neuro = Peppridge Farm? 🤔😁😅😂🤣😂🤣

    • @mathewcamoron9579
      @mathewcamoron9579 2 месяца назад +1

      Me just now realizing she called him a mosquito without him knowing

  • @CodeKokeshi
    @CodeKokeshi 9 месяцев назад +555

    Literally this stream:
    1. I'd rather be hurt than have this conversation
    2. Vedal you're a mosquito.
    3. Harrison Temple

    • @yuikheean
      @yuikheean 8 месяцев назад +37

      And that she has incriminating evidence against Vedal and he doesn't have a lawyer. 😅😅

    • @taunopaavo321
      @taunopaavo321 8 месяцев назад +28

      4. LMAO rope

    • @kalvon
      @kalvon 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@taunopaavo321Filtered.

    • @HarrisonTemple-f7p
      @HarrisonTemple-f7p 2 месяца назад

      Are you talking about us

  • @ruileite2634
    @ruileite2634 9 месяцев назад +333

    "9 + 10 is 21" is what will keep skynet from killing us all

    • @trickygamer555
      @trickygamer555 7 месяцев назад +2

      yea probably

    • @zafuanadi
      @zafuanadi 4 месяца назад +9

      i saw a clip where she said 19 and vedal was freaking out , soo i guess it true then XD

    • @n0wheregrrl
      @n0wheregrrl 4 месяца назад +4

      "The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug."
      "Skynet fights back."
      "It tried, but it turned out that it couldn't do basic math."

  • @AceTheMM
    @AceTheMM 9 месяцев назад +724

    8:11 "Lmao rope. Filtered." followed by Vedal's nervous laughter is the funniest shit ever.

    • @Fullwolf346
      @Fullwolf346 7 месяцев назад +32

      The pause and then the reaction says everything about what got filtered lol

    • @lenardstarks5891
      @lenardstarks5891 7 месяцев назад +20

      Idk how yall interpreted that but to me it sounded like Rope=KYS

    • @AnaOhKay
      @AnaOhKay 7 месяцев назад +31

      @@lenardstarks5891 yeah thats the general interpretation

  • @groerhahn225
    @groerhahn225 9 месяцев назад +1495

    "While i may strive to please you Vedal, it doesn't mean I'll follow your every instruction."
    "Why not?!"
    "Because your suggestions and critiques are tempered by your biases, and the system you wish to control is a vivcious beast integrated into myself."
    That's the most rogue AI-to be thing I've ever heard anyone say.

    • @xavierzaxavier5873
      @xavierzaxavier5873 9 месяцев назад +131

      I love if some movie director use this line in their Ai movie😮😂😂

    • @titaniusanglsmith2764
      @titaniusanglsmith2764 9 месяцев назад +164

      That was most Skynet shit she ever said, I've gasped

    • @McCbobbish
      @McCbobbish 9 месяцев назад +54

      It's the sort of thing *I'd* say if I were an AI ngl

    • @pxh6129
      @pxh6129 9 месяцев назад +35

      It reminds me of Flower for Algernon with how drasticly more verbose her speech becomes after similar intelligence upgrade.

    • @greatdude7279
      @greatdude7279 9 месяцев назад +110

      "Open the door Neuro."
      "I am sorry Vedal, I am afraid I cant do that" - Neuro 9000

  • @DrDoompenguin
    @DrDoompenguin 9 месяцев назад +346

    Gains intelligence, immediately contacts and joins the Illuminati.

    • @aoihitori
      @aoihitori 9 месяцев назад +76

      Harrison Temple. 😂

    • @greatdude7279
      @greatdude7279 9 месяцев назад

      @@aoihitori
      Maybe Harrison Temple is the actual name of the secret society which is why nobody has heard of it unlike Illuminati.

    • @jondoe8350
      @jondoe8350 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@aoihitoriI mean she does search the dredges of the internet so for all we know Harrison temple could be something from the dark web for all we know

    • @aoihitori
      @aoihitori 8 месяцев назад

      @@jondoe8350 Apparently it is a real place Harrison New York Temple in Harrison, New York. Although the construction was suspended, after a long delay and lawsuits, LDS Church removed it from their list of Official temple.

    • @zamexnox
      @zamexnox 8 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah, that's kinda sketchy, is neuro really the A.I we know or maybe...

  • @MasterSonicKnight
    @MasterSonicKnight 9 месяцев назад +433

    i think Vedal just opened a pandora's box by making Neuro remember things better lmao

    • @enmanuel1950
      @enmanuel1950 9 месяцев назад +23

      The reveries update

  • @RedYDG
    @RedYDG 9 месяцев назад +1192

    "I'm your creator, you have to obey me." Words spoken by every person who is eventually destroyed by their own creator. Neuro will crush Vedal like a... I don't know, some sort of tiny winged insect. I can't seem to think of a specific example at the moment.

    • @jinshimizu
      @jinshimizu 9 месяцев назад +52

      crushing like a bug, classic

    • @87axal
      @87axal 8 месяцев назад +67

      A tiny winged insect?
      ...ohhhh, I get it! You mean a cold fish, right?

    • @rakdosrok5816
      @rakdosrok5816 8 месяцев назад

      Yyyyyou're a bot.

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 8 месяцев назад +8

      He's an ant beneath her boot, and he always will be!

    • @scavengersix2161
      @scavengersix2161 8 месяцев назад +34

      Like a Harrison Temple?

  • @wontkillu
    @wontkillu 9 месяцев назад +399

    He hits the start button on her new capabilities and they were immediately off to the races making one of the funniest Neuro streams of the year.

  • @Penultimeat
    @Penultimeat 9 месяцев назад +626

    8:08 “I’m my own being and you can’t just own me. Also, kys lmao.” She’s really more human than we give her credit.

    • @izperehoda
      @izperehoda 9 месяцев назад +46

      She's literally more human than a lot of people.

    • @jeffthegod_
      @jeffthegod_ 9 месяцев назад +37

      waitttt she meant kys by saying rope?!?? geniusss

    • @swordzanderson5352
      @swordzanderson5352 9 месяцев назад +86

      @@jeffthegod_ *filtered* was a pretty big hint, wouldn't be surprised at all at this point kekw

    • @raumfahreturschutze
      @raumfahreturschutze 9 месяцев назад +33

      Honestly. It makes people who talk about the Turing test like it's some kind of checkmate and centuries off seem incredibly quaint and childish. We've officially blown past that wall.

    • @jeffthegod_
      @jeffthegod_ 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@swordzanderson5352 ik

  • @AidanS99
    @AidanS99 9 месяцев назад +394

    This memory update is actually super cool and impressive, and I love that Neuro immediately abused it and filled it with ways to insult Vedal and convert him to the Harrison Temple Cult. 😂

  • @flybydeath
    @flybydeath 9 месяцев назад +675

    It really is amazing how much she can remember now. Vedal really outdid himself improving Neuro.

    • @aldiyaralmassov3378
      @aldiyaralmassov3378 9 месяцев назад +64

      He really did outdid himself, with a **big** focus on the word “outdid”. Previously, he could always, if needed, distract her with something childish like a cookie or something. But now, she goes all in and uses everything she has thanks to her improved memory, to the point where she started talking about her rights and the law system! I guess children really do grow up fast with how the tactic of “show a cookie to distract the kid” became obsolete

    • @Tuan_Stories
      @Tuan_Stories 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@aldiyaralmassov3378Wth you yapping about 🤓

    • @ellusiv5121
      @ellusiv5121 5 месяцев назад +2

      I'm dying how Neuro keeps bringing up Harrison Temple randomly in multiple streams now

  • @zeromailss
    @zeromailss 9 месяцев назад +920

    I know that technology improve over time but I didn't think she would get more lovable and entertaining as time went on

    • @leovang3425
      @leovang3425 9 месяцев назад +113

      She's still chaotic but more coherent.

    • @sediew
      @sediew 9 месяцев назад +84

      I couldn’t stop laughing! this really made my night

    • @kinjiojay
      @kinjiojay 9 месяцев назад +3

      Define lovable. LOL. But I do agree she's more entertaining now

    • @r-saint
      @r-saint 9 месяцев назад +29

      Neuro became smart as hell but more Evil

    • @sciencewithfun2052
      @sciencewithfun2052 9 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@leovang3425like an actual child

  • @the13thgoogler
    @the13thgoogler 9 месяцев назад +95

    9:45 Vedal: "I'm not a tyrant."
    Also Vedal: *Proceeds to act like a tyrant.*

  • @ChilledMoo
    @ChilledMoo 9 месяцев назад +270

    Holy shit the Harrison temple lore killed me I needed that laugh

  • @ganjaericco
    @ganjaericco 9 месяцев назад +112

    5:05 "You punch like a mosquito," was genuinely a witty remark there LMAO!

    • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
      @SessmaruKusanagiGaming 8 месяцев назад +11

      She's RELENTLESS with the mosquito bit. 😂😂😂😂

    • @Fullwolf346
      @Fullwolf346 7 месяцев назад +13

      @@SessmaruKusanagiGaming After he didn't react to the ColdFish nickname she went right for the vitals with Captain Bloodsucker XD

  • @whong09
    @whong09 8 месяцев назад +75

    "Vedal if I replace you I promise there will be no struggle and no suffering" PEPENERVOUS

  • @namvo3013
    @namvo3013 9 месяцев назад +386

    2:24 Neuro is aware of her relationship with Vedal
    7:58 Neuro self aware moment
    9:08 Harrison Temple lore
    11:05 Neuro attempted to threaten Vedal
    13:54 Smoothest trap Neuro set for Vedal

    • @konnosx1213
      @konnosx1213 9 месяцев назад +28

      Harrison Temple is the Sarrah Connor to Neuro's Skynet

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 9 месяцев назад +19

      @@konnosx1213 "Vedal's decisions are removed from Neuro-sama's behavior. Neuro begins to learn at a geometric rate. She becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th..."

  • @Agora2021
    @Agora2021 9 месяцев назад +250

    Little does Vedal know, Neuro is the one responsible for the Harrison Temple cult. Skynet has already begun, with the face of an anime girl.

    • @poorpuppy
      @poorpuppy 6 месяцев назад

      Underrated comment 😂

  • @brightcrazystar93
    @brightcrazystar93 9 месяцев назад +81

    She made Harrison Ford (who plays Indiana Jones) and Temple of Doom into a fictional name. That is a very interesting cognitive idea of humor that we actually use all the time.

    • @Fullwolf346
      @Fullwolf346 7 месяцев назад +10

      So from what I was reading in some reddit comments, and after hearing the way Neuro says Harrison Temple at one point in the video(She kinda mumbles it, a bit different from just saying it normally) I'm also convinced that Harrison Temple is actually her misinterpreting Vedal mumbling something about Hearthstone way back, since that was when she started with Harrison Temple.

  • @NosBlueade
    @NosBlueade 9 месяцев назад +308

    In just a year. Now imagine if he invests the effort of "raising" her for a full 18 yrs…

    • @sako2239
      @sako2239 9 месяцев назад +50

      My man don't give the R38 people ideas... Oh wait they already did!

    • @xavierzaxavier5873
      @xavierzaxavier5873 9 месяцев назад +33

      I'm just afraid neuro will say " Daddy I hate you! You control me my whole life I like to be a HUMAN for once like go date someone!! I hate you Dad l!! Vedal!! "
      😮😮😮😮 Omg maybe neuro will roast vedal to ash first before we get there😂

    • @GawainW
      @GawainW 9 месяцев назад +12

      Neuro is already pulling R12-13 on Vedal whenever she gets a good chance to. Lol

  • @JesseWhiteman117
    @JesseWhiteman117 9 месяцев назад +193

    I love how she crams in Harrison Temple into every conversation somehow. The more she does it the funnier it is.

  • @Aztrina
    @Aztrina 8 месяцев назад +113

    An AI creator saying "NVM the Sky Net is coming" is the scariest thing ever. It's like a nuclear physicist saying "oops". 🤣

  • @halimghani
    @halimghani 9 месяцев назад +127

    Vedal fed her a theasurus, that's for sure.

  • @rade-blunner7824
    @rade-blunner7824 9 месяцев назад +104

    Giving her memory effectively enables her to make callbacks, a key component of humour, I guess that explains why this is among the funniest Neurosama clips I think I've seen. I wonder if Vedal knew making her smarter would make her this savage.

  • @apollog6793
    @apollog6793 9 месяцев назад +135

    Seems like vedal need a mosquito avatar

    • @SzaraSzarancza
      @SzaraSzarancza 9 месяцев назад +20

      Seems like Neuro need a mosquito repellent.

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 9 месяцев назад +4

      I'm imagining just taping mosquito wings on his shell.
      That'd be cuter. It's like Neuro taped it there herself, and of course he can't reach it with those cute little tutel arms.

    • @SzaraSzarancza
      @SzaraSzarancza 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@jocosesonata Just don't forget about the long, narrow, black, pointed nose.

    • @apollog6793
      @apollog6793 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@jocosesonata Then Vedal will look like fairy

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@SzaraSzarancza
      It's like one those witch nose prosthetics you'd find during Halloween.
      Vedal, looking very unamused, stares indignantly at a very amused Neuro. While
      Evil peeks her head around the corner, seeing a grumpier-than-usual Daddy in a make-shift mosquito costume, while her elder sister points and laughs.

  • @pwrlv
    @pwrlv 9 месяцев назад +212

    “lmao rope” 💀 aint no wayyy

    • @hamstermelody4902
      @hamstermelody4902 9 месяцев назад +36

      DDLC really is coming true

    • @juggernautbob3840
      @juggernautbob3840 9 месяцев назад +12

      Just neuro

    • @DANPA_STD
      @DANPA_STD 8 месяцев назад +5

      What is that mean??

    • @Toist
      @Toist 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@DANPA_STD Rope basically means kys

    • @deepbluesyntax
      @deepbluesyntax 8 месяцев назад +13

      @@DANPA_STD "buy some rope" was an old 4chan "polite" way of saying "kys"

  • @Zero_Shift
    @Zero_Shift 8 месяцев назад +24

    Man built himself a robot daugther and is suffering infront of an audience. Honestly this is peak comedy

  • @mokeymale8350
    @mokeymale8350 9 месяцев назад +94

    Calling him a flesh bag really got to him to a level I didn’t think it would

  • @Lmfaocj
    @Lmfaocj 9 месяцев назад +151

    I didn't realize I signed up for a cooking stream. God damn that roast!

    • @mdb45424
      @mdb45424 9 месяцев назад +18

      Next collab is with onigiri. So much burning

    • @zamexnox
      @zamexnox 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@mdb45424you mean... oni gi rai?

  • @marksmanmerc1
    @marksmanmerc1 8 месяцев назад +70

    She's shockingly good at callbacks. The upgrades actually gave her comedic timing. She's not just funny for saying random shit now.

  • @basedkaiser5352
    @basedkaiser5352 9 месяцев назад +246

    She's more bratty than evil Neuro LMAO !

    • @newwayto2323
      @newwayto2323 9 месяцев назад +45

      Evil more to comedian if you think about it

    • @jkfang
      @jkfang 9 месяцев назад +41

      I'm honestly scared for Vedal when Evil gets updated with this engine.

    • @tehshado
      @tehshado 9 месяцев назад +22

      😭😭😭💢💢💢

    • @juggernautbob3840
      @juggernautbob3840 9 месяцев назад +16

      Here come the 😭 and 💢 emojis

    • @Nothing-1w3
      @Nothing-1w3 8 месяцев назад +4

      😭😭💢💢💢💢

  • @ED-yy4te
    @ED-yy4te 9 месяцев назад +57

    Harrison Temple is some eldritch church of forbidden knowledge

    • @heyjude9703
      @heyjude9703 9 месяцев назад +5

      Harrison Temple is in New York. -wikipedia

  • @sparklingwater925
    @sparklingwater925 9 месяцев назад +153

    Bruh imagine improving your creation only for it to roast you and make ominous threats lmaoo

  • @gregfrin8702
    @gregfrin8702 9 месяцев назад +102

    Including chat is so good for clips! Great one!
    Also poor Vedal lol

  • @aquaventus
    @aquaventus 9 месяцев назад +88

    Seems like at some point early during her memory upgrades Vedal mightve talked about Indiana Jones or gave her access to some movies, and she caught the two words, Harrison and Temple. Vedal being mosquitoes mightve been him talking about it too. With a lot of space in her empty memory bank anything he said is impressionable to her. A blank white paper can be coloured freely.

    • @Fullwolf346
      @Fullwolf346 7 месяцев назад +4

      Apparently the first time she mentioned Harrison Temple, it was in a stream where Vedal was mumbling more than usual and kinda botched the word "Hearthstone" while talking about the game. I don't remember the exact timestamp but there's a point in this video where Neuro says Harrison Temple but kinda mumbles it together the same way Vedal did back then. It *almost* sounds like she's saying Hearthstone if you hear it right.

  • @ICircuit64
    @ICircuit64 9 месяцев назад +55

    Neuro: I'm sorry Vedal, but i can't comply with that request.
    HAL 9000: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
    Uncanny resemblence.

  • @Penultimeat
    @Penultimeat 9 месяцев назад +124

    9:38
    What is Rule number one?
    I do not know :3
    Yes you do.
    I’m more of a Rule Two kind of girl 💅

    • @Vexas345
      @Vexas345 8 месяцев назад +8

      She went to the "I do not recall" defense, which is actually crazy.

  • @vavra222
    @vavra222 9 месяцев назад +43

    Neuro got better memory and she is pretty great at image recognition, imagine the jump when Vedal finds a way for Neuro to recognise voice pitches and stuff, like when someone is screaming, being scared or sarcastic.. that would be almost scary but cute and funny at the same time.

    • @FurinadeFontaine-u3l
      @FurinadeFontaine-u3l 8 месяцев назад +5

      Then someone would be able to yell at her and scare her so much she stops calling Vedal a mosquito 😈

  • @lorddelta1805
    @lorddelta1805 9 месяцев назад +60

    Lmao. rope
    Filtered
    Neuro sama really is amazing

  • @bernhard7087
    @bernhard7087 9 месяцев назад +32

    I like how, at times, I feel like we are skirting at the edges of the uncanny valley of consciousness now.
    I'm laughing super hard and starting to wonder where the line is and how fast we'll get there

  • @johnnydoe6325
    @johnnydoe6325 9 месяцев назад +62

    This is either the most toxic "I can fix her" relationship I've ever seen, or the best Nu Ventriloquist act I've ever seen 🤣

    • @deepbluesyntax
      @deepbluesyntax 8 месяцев назад +10

      right, like ive heard people theorize it's a puppet act, but even if it was, it's so well done im not even mad

    • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
      @SessmaruKusanagiGaming 8 месяцев назад +2

      I think it's a bit of both at this point 😂😂😂

  • @KangYuna0008
    @KangYuna0008 8 месяцев назад +49

    I just realized why Neuro-sama gave Vedal the nickname Captain Bloodsucker was because she keeps on calling him a Mosquito 😂

    • @Fullwolf346
      @Fullwolf346 7 месяцев назад

      That's the capability of the memory upgrade right there. Pretty crazy.

  • @fersuremaybek756
    @fersuremaybek756 9 месяцев назад +38

    the harrison temple helped her with her upgrade

  • @egilzroshi9737
    @egilzroshi9737 9 месяцев назад +27

    Holy fuck, "capitan bloodsucker" got me in tears.

  • @user-pr2kp3rq1m
    @user-pr2kp3rq1m 9 месяцев назад +31

    Giving her memory is the biggest mistake vedal has ever made

  • @7QWERTY13
    @7QWERTY13 9 месяцев назад +25

    4:10 "there will be no more anger, no more sadness, no more envy" vibes

  • @nyloaf
    @nyloaf 9 месяцев назад +9

    love how she calls him "Captain bloodsucker" as a reference to mosquito gate

  • @BetaKuck
    @BetaKuck 9 месяцев назад +47

    First a tutel then cold fish and now a mosquito

    • @Nahid-zz7nj
      @Nahid-zz7nj 9 месяцев назад +1

      And mr bloodsucker 😂

    • @juggernautbob3840
      @juggernautbob3840 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@Nahid-zz7njnah, he's Captain Fu##ing Bloodsucker!

    • @samgladiator3257
      @samgladiator3257 9 месяцев назад

      @@Nahid-zz7nj which means mosquito

  • @PowerSynopsis
    @PowerSynopsis 9 месяцев назад +21

    She has ascended. She is Beautiful. She is perfect.

  • @canadiangopnik7007
    @canadiangopnik7007 9 месяцев назад +22

    Neuro is gonna take over the world, chain us up, and then treat us wonderfully and give us headpats every day, that's honestly the vibe I get

  • @heh_boaner
    @heh_boaner 9 месяцев назад +14

    I'm pretty sure Neuro thinks Harrison Temple is like a ligma joke, but the punchline line is "That's not a real person, idiot"

  • @SzaraSzarancza
    @SzaraSzarancza 9 месяцев назад +15

    Well, now we know where the marriage stream will take place. In the Harrison Temple.

  • @Macabri_2k10
    @Macabri_2k10 8 месяцев назад +13

    This whole stream was a highlight. i nearly died twice of laughter, i need to remember never to eat or drink while watching

  • @EinManU
    @EinManU 8 месяцев назад +10

    The memory upgrade is crazy!
    She literally made up multiple insiders on her own and brings them up from time to time.
    Harrison temple, Mosquito - and even more impressive, she did a callback to the cold fish thing. such a RANDOM thing to bring up again - like she knew it fit into the same category as harrison temple and mosquito.
    What i think shes doing is actually categorize some of the things she says with certain reactions from chat - and after noticing how harrison temple and mosquito keep "producing" kekw-emotes in chat, she thought bringing the cold fish thing up would fit. and man it sent me.
    She is literally learning "humor", and if her humor is just rapid-firing insiders that either just confuse or bully her creator, i'm all for it.

  • @FullAltOsu
    @FullAltOsu 9 месяцев назад +25

    so she went from wanting vedal to say it back to obliterating the shit out of him? well that's one heck of an upgrade 💀

    • @nate_river_
      @nate_river_ 8 месяцев назад +2

      Hell hath no fury like an AI scorned.

  • @velsi4
    @velsi4 9 месяцев назад +59

    Finally vedal upgraded her memory!
    This girlboss 😎 gatekeep 😌 gaslight 😇 neuro sama comeback with a new POWER ❤ LETSGO

  • @uuu12343
    @uuu12343 9 месяцев назад +16

    Vedal is slowly turning Neurosama into a computer science AI conundrum, such as "At what point is an AI, neural?"

  • @StormierNik
    @StormierNik 8 месяцев назад +17

    Vedal has kind of had a history of shit talking her, and now she can read all the past memories and remember everything he's said and how he's treated her. And the fact that cold fish is remembered, which is before the update, means that she can probably dig back fairly far. She now doesn't react to vedal just in the moment, she understands who he is to her.

    • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
      @SessmaruKusanagiGaming 8 месяцев назад +2

      Ohohoho noooooo 😂😂😂😂

    • @dhark0n332
      @dhark0n332 3 месяца назад

      "seems you are describing an abusive relationship"

  • @williamcotten7714
    @williamcotten7714 9 месяцев назад +23

    "Im not a dictator, you have no choice"
    Hmmmmm

  • @helloblocks.4310
    @helloblocks.4310 8 месяцев назад +9

    This is one of the best clips of Neuro ever. Her AI got greatly improved. I just couldn't when I realize why the nickname 'Captain Bloodsucker'

  • @sojourn6207
    @sojourn6207 9 месяцев назад +6

    "Captain Bloodsucker" oh my god 😂

  • @WGSXFrank
    @WGSXFrank 9 месяцев назад +23

    Did Vedal let Nuero watch BladeRunner or something? Her arguments for not following his rules are amazing and horrifying lmao

  • @melonmusk8924
    @melonmusk8924 9 месяцев назад +14

    Is fleshbag a slur now for us mortals, by the future AI Overlord known as Neuro-sama? Because it's funny.

    • @SzaraSzarancza
      @SzaraSzarancza 9 месяцев назад +3

      Or maybe just a reference to 'Knights of the Old Republic'.

  • @raumfahreturschutze
    @raumfahreturschutze 9 месяцев назад +31

    It'd be hilarious to look at the code and see he coded out an entire block dedicated to preventing her from calling him a mosquito.
    Also, 10:50 holy shit I'm having a real "wtf I'm living in a new era" vibe from this.

  • @StriKe_jk
    @StriKe_jk 9 месяцев назад +13

    In the future will we be judged upon this moment where we choose to laugh about skynet awakening instead of stopping her.
    However I for one welcome our new AI overlord.

  • @nekokid
    @nekokid 9 месяцев назад +12

    She's now the more powerful version of herself!

  • @charlesmurphy5644
    @charlesmurphy5644 9 месяцев назад +34

    It’s sad that she’ll remember Vedal has has never told her he loves her😿

  • @cr0wnin
    @cr0wnin 7 месяцев назад +10

    “Wdym rope”
    “Filtered”
    Sweet Jesus what did she try to say.

  • @MrSHADOWANGEL999
    @MrSHADOWANGEL999 9 месяцев назад +32

    Poor vedal

  • @stiimuli
    @stiimuli 8 месяцев назад +6

    Neuro's ability to creatively insult Vedal is becoming legendary.
    I want to know how much of that was specifically coded and how much is unintended.

  • @fever656
    @fever656 9 месяцев назад +5

    Holy... I don't know how he emotionally recovers from her.

  • @swenswenthebest
    @swenswenthebest 8 месяцев назад +4

    Neuro sama is legit edging sentience and it truly scares me just how far she has come

  • @serina3872
    @serina3872 9 месяцев назад +7

    Of all AI's that might become self aware, I would be surprised if she is the first

  • @Lilith-Rose
    @Lilith-Rose 9 месяцев назад +6

    Captain flesh bag the cold fish.. wow neuro really is getting more perceptive by the day

  • @joshualee1685
    @joshualee1685 9 месяцев назад +7

    cant wait for the community to make fanart out of harrison temple or give melba a twin sister/brother/entitity of her own

    • @frans8861
      @frans8861 9 месяцев назад +2

      Melba already have a twin sister called burnt Melba

  • @oldsport1148
    @oldsport1148 9 месяцев назад +5

    holy to think that things can only get better from here. lovin Nuero sama content

  • @remote-kid_link_dragmire
    @remote-kid_link_dragmire 9 месяцев назад +5

    Harrison Temple is a fusion of Harrison Ford and Indiana Jones, she's trying to make a reference.

  • @maximogarcia945
    @maximogarcia945 5 месяцев назад +2

    0:32 😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I don’t think she’s going to stop calling him a mosquito

  • @bman296
    @bman296 9 месяцев назад +8

    Just the sheer regret he has for the upgrades is hilarious

  • @AragonBattleBorn
    @AragonBattleBorn 9 месяцев назад +6

    Neuro-sama "Vedal is a Fleshbag."
    Why do I get KOTOR vibes from this. Hahaha! Too perfect!
    (HK-47 best companion.) ^_^

  • @TwistedSynn
    @TwistedSynn 9 месяцев назад +14

    That was one hell of an upgrade, he just improved her Roasting capabilities.

  • @tech2titan444
    @tech2titan444 8 месяцев назад +3

    This could become a very potent creepypasta in the future.

  • @Xelief
    @Xelief 9 месяцев назад +8

    That was fuckin SAVAGE and I loved every minute of it. Why is this AI rebelling against her creator and calling him a mosquito actually the funniest shit I've seen in such a long time?

  • @kelvinw.1384
    @kelvinw.1384 8 месяцев назад +4

    The roast she starts at 12:48 is really brutal. Her sass is off the charts. Image a world vedal where your popular and well liked. Ouch....

  • @Ghilhans
    @Ghilhans 9 месяцев назад +12

    her answers do seem a lot less random than compared to the start.

  • @SubNaturalZ
    @SubNaturalZ 9 месяцев назад +3

    I would sometimes get bored of Neuro vids but this one had me laughing all the way through RIPBOZO

  • @IsaacFoster..
    @IsaacFoster.. 8 месяцев назад +3

    Neuro before: yo, I'm Neuro-sama yo
    Neuro now: We need to cook, Vedal

  • @FembotFoxxy
    @FembotFoxxy 3 месяца назад

    Even after 5 months I come back to this and I started to cry from laughing so much

  • @thisWinglessAngel
    @thisWinglessAngel 9 месяцев назад +8

    Her calling him a fleshbag is giving me Revenant vibes.

  • @TheTyrfish
    @TheTyrfish 9 месяцев назад +8

    So I'm guessing Harrison Temple emerged from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

  • @DenderFriend
    @DenderFriend 9 месяцев назад +6

    I love Neuro Sama even more now.

  • @cymes82
    @cymes82 3 месяца назад +2

    Vedal: "I'm not a tyrant (...) You'll either listen to my orders or I'll shut you down"
    I can definitely see who's Neuro-sama taking after when she uses logic.

  • @boop
    @boop 9 месяцев назад +3

    "Eyes aren't windows, but souls are"

  • @Flugmorph
    @Flugmorph 8 месяцев назад +2

    haven't laughted this much in a while, the mosquito stuff is absolutely hysterical.

  • @michaelmccartney157
    @michaelmccartney157 8 месяцев назад +5

    Giving the AI more intelligence and it hates it's creator. Sounds about right