Even Osu's Auto Can't Complete This Beatmap
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- Опубликовано: 27 фев 2015
- Don't play osu too much so I didn't know if this was a common thing or not. Still, I found it amusing.
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Osu sucks at Osu
That's no sense but it's true.
+Zeus Wexelverse That's no sense, so I didn't get it. :^)
Jack The Gamer k
Yunovus1123 yuyuko san is here -i'm touhou shit just ignore me-
yeah no shit
Anybody else laughing at the fact osu can do centipede but not this?!
Gamergirl6012 ikr
SnK Kuish maybe the sliders ???
Gamergirl6012 yes xD
oh ok
+Gamergirl6012 Osu can't handle sliders and buttons at once.
how to get thousands of views 101
-make an obnoxiously shitty map that's "hard"
-call it impossible in your title
-voila, RUclips money
+Pokabyss I honestly don't know why people are watching this shitty video. But I guess I can't complain :P
+Techmech lol true
srsly how can it complete a 3 min map like centipede also "impossible" when it can't complete a 30 second map like this one
+PixiePink centipede is a map were the objects don't overlap each other, in terms of what time they are set at. where as this map, various sliders and circles are in the same time, so osu doesn't know what to hit first.
+Pokabyss Centipede, technically, is indeed possible. There isn't a person alive who can do it, but theoretically, somebody could complete it. Given they have the extreme skill required.
how to make impossible maps:
1. insanely long slides
2. at the same time, lots and lots of dots
3. repeat
3.ctrl+c
4.ctrl+v
5.repeat
That causes autofail, making the map impossible
Or
1: slider
2: circle on top
3: repeat
Pfff, it's just Cookiezi warm-up
r33k0lol yeh I can see nothing wrong of this beatmap, looks just like a fine 1-star to me
You just need a decently big touch screen 4 people playing, 3 cyborgs on touch screen one rrtyui playing on tablet for those sliders and ez.
And a Cookiezi.
Yup.
+ratas897 Just get WWW, rrtyui and a Cookiezi. Don't even need cyborgs or four people.
+ratas897 You probably just need a couple thousand of auto bots to do this
This is too lmao.
I like how the CPU moves so slowly at the end as if it's ashamed and humiliated
so pathetic, how he hits that last note XD
+FaZe Ronneberg She*
:3
+Toast. I think that the bot is a male. Fuck Feminists. c:
+FaZe Ronneberg
+Toast.
*IT*
THEY.
THING.
OBJECT.
ANYTHING YOUR MIND CAN IMAGINE.
+FaZe Ronneberg Danke Ronneberg
Quite literally this only causes auto to break because of how stupidly overstacked the notes are
Correct
I don't understand completely but it seems that you are correct.
Youre right boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
CS: 6.9
AR: 6.9
OD: 6.9
HP: 6.9
Stars: 54.14
Yea, it's kinda...
e
Bpm 140
that's not much stars
Bałtyq Owo try playing a 10 star.
"Perfect" means the highest score you can ever get
Le lenny cat no it dosent... it means. well.. 100% but yes there is exceptions like this
Well so my perfect is -0.000001
there are better replays auto isnt perfect
you can get better accuracy than auto in this case by avoiding the sliders and only clicking on the notes. A "perfect" ss isn't possible, but this will get you much closer than auto.
@@shinixshuxd9949 y did u try to make a small number this one is 0.000001 away from 0 dumbass
yea custom beatmaps exist. noone has eva done that!
u just mad cuz u cant beat it, scrub
***** stop insulting everyone for fuck sake
The Badass Donut ty bro we no techmech is the topest kek
"If you get affended, dont watch" -Techmech
Farmzy HQ who's affended
the only reason it can't complete is because your computer can't run it
exactly
Not the only reason. If there is 2 hitcircles at the exact same time, auto play will still miss one of them. This probably has just that
niklas schüller if you press z and x at the same time you can get both circles
***** centipede also isnt possible
***** for people, anyways
Koro Sensei where the f*ck are you-
he's dead
Nagase Iori
Lol that's true. #sad
noooooo. I cried when he died 😭
+Sugar Sweet WHY YOU EVIL PERSON, WHY YOU REMIND ME, I CRIED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AN ANIME. WHY NAGISA, WHY YOU KILL KORO SENSEI
WHAT THE HECK, WHY ARE YOU ONLY MAD AT ME, NAGASE SAID THAT TOO AND WHY THE HECK ARE YOU EVEN READING THIS FRIKEN COMMENT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE WAS GOING TO BE SOME COMMENTS RELATED TO THIS YOU JERK. THE FU*K IS YOUR PROBLEM
TRY TO ASK KORO SENSEI
xD
+bolero97 i think the keyboard will die....
+Koelie Azurialo Rest in spaghetti, never forgetti,
That one Keyboard.
i think koro sensei has to slimey tentacles for that...
+Mr. Ditto do u watch kubz scouts?
Noone else could do it, so *IT IS* the most perfect playthrough.
Djens Zooi Not really, auto focuses more on sliders, and when one slider is happening, there are like other 35 singletap notes at the same time. This means that if someone focuses more on the single notes than on the sliders, they can probably get a better acc than auto.
problem being that no one can hit any of the circles
Arvo I can with touch screen
I laughed so hard at this and it wasn't that funny at all, help me... XD
me too
gentlemen, you just witnessed what hell looks like. my apologies
+Neko Destroyer I need to train since I'll probably end up there
oh sh*t. say to satan for me. tell him i'm looking for the forbidden technique on that osu
+Neko Destroyer I will
it's impossible because, there are too many circles to hit at the same time. auto can't hit two notes at the same time, hence it fails.
lol auto can hit more than 30 circles, auto can do the same on sliders
+SlimeH just asking, are you a noob or pro on osu?
+J03 got restricted january but i play on ripple. have 2500 pp on osu. Pro are 3 digit people, think im... decent
so you're a noob who doesn't know about osu. lol
bow261 Wat
That map is so easy it should be the tutorial
What are you kidding? The Tutorial is like the hardest
Lime Stop fucking with my brain
LolTroll yeah since the tutorial is the hardest this should be the tutorial cuz we need an easy tutorial
Tutorial v3 yes
@@leowo4557 lmao...
Cookiezi can do this easy ss np
For some reason i laughed so fucking hard at the booing at the end.
Osu can hit basically as many circles as you can put without your computer crashing when you try to play it. What it can't do however, is hit circles and sliders at the same time. If you put circles up while it's in a slider, it's impossible to get 100% even at 1 bpm. You could have a full minute long slider, and put a single circle pop up during the slider and fail at least one of the things
Joshua but a touchscreen????
No it's possible, but odd. Two circles on the same tick is possible on touchscreen but you are guaranteed a 100 or less on one of the circles. A circle during a slider/spinner is possible but you need to hold two keys at the same time (disable mouse click).
challenge accepted
You owe me $100.
QualUK no way,ABOVE a D
pall any osu! player can just see that is impossible.stop lying to yourself
QualUK
Stop lying, because I'm just noting, a computer can't run it.
Did you play with No Fail?
DerpyOsuPlayer its just a joke dumbass
Programmed:
Go there as fast as you can.
Should have programmed.:
*Be there..*
_
when sliders and circles apear at the same time it breaks
When two circles or morr appear inside a slider, the game has a checksum error where hits and misses are not equal to loaded objects and so kills you at the end of the level. NF softlocks the game and Auto gets past it fine.
so do i have to do it on double time or is does no mod work because i feel like double time is just a little to fast for me
Do you mean 100$ if I get above D in OSU! mode or does the mode not specify
You the only person who could ever finish this map without getting a D or higher?
Saitama
Jessica Emma He would have "accidentally" broke it XD
You did put it on double time
i thought it depends on your pc performance on how the auto mode will play this map
osu!: i cant do this
osu!lazer: let me do it for you
Theosu27 can do this.
I hear that Theosu27 could tap 100000000 circles in less than a second.
Byron Plays show me
daelons trading post *facepalm
Oh no the osu27. I hear he can ss any map dthdhrfl and ar12.5 od12.5 hp12.5 and like a cs12.5 the osu27 is amazing
dwerdu can ss this eyes closed
So perfect
***** Hey!
its imposibble you have to click 6-7 times at the same time. is this possible.
um dude can you give me a link of the beatmap?
Wait does it have to be 2x speed?
no
+Julian Cheong Yes xD
Yes
+TsubasaGamer™ | Gamer & Graphic Designer No, I tied
Wat
But what about knife part centipede
It's not a map, just a visualization
And also no sliders appear inside circles... When sliders are inside sliders Auto gets fucked and loses its SS.
pls help me what server are you on i need stuff because my dad won't let me buy realm gold
perfect play through for the first few seconds THEN shit hits the fan
I got a D on it with NF, though you never said without mods, give me $100 now :^)
Tornadus Osu! he said above "d" lol
Well yeah, that map is literally impossible.
those aren't mistakes, those are dank hitmarkers.
Y did u put on double, I feel like that's y osu couldn't complete the map
Osu auto cant make sliders and hitcircles at the same time^^ (i know you know it but if someone dont know that, heu.... ya ya ya)
It can... Using inhuman movement (teleporting) it can hit the circle then continue the slider. Cursordance simply does what the average player does; hit the slider, then the circle and finally hit the slider tail.
yea but. this isnt as broken as sanic, when osu auto mod plays sanic the game almost crashes and the graph goes back in time XD
+Jabba Ding is your pic kirito's sister half naked
My Osu! failed a couple of seconds after this point... Does it depend on what makes up your computer?
Can someone send me the link to this song?
i tried and the first time it had 98 acc for a while then dropped. then the second time it didnt even pass. like it actually failed and stopped
Love to see the new 2020 mapping.
how do you draw a middle finget
you can get better result by just clicking the start and end of slide arrow
introducing the hit circle
how u get the map
It reminds me of Boku Boku on DIE mode.
It’s not from Osu, it’s from Project Diva and the auto got a “great”.
that "boo"s at the end made me laugh so hard
dont worry about the sliders in the crazy part because there are less sliders
Why was this one of the first beatmaps ive downloaded lmao
looks like god has to practice this beatmap
whats the link?!
Performance: that went to zero reeeeaaally quick
*my computer would crash if I wanted to see how it was played*
Now introducing... the hit circle.
Well well
We can use no fail to get it *menacing*
“Key word = ‘perfect’”
The automated play is perfect, the map was not.
Its the most perfect play through that is possible! Multiple things are happening all at once so its impossible for a perfect SS playthrough.
Thats like asking someone to make a pass on centipede
Please leave the link in comment for this beatmap!)
i think because the slides are going at the same time as the things you click this is happening.
someone must have said it before me tho.
:D
download plz
yo what the fuck, i forgot about spencer. i only play osu now but realm of the mad god was my favorite game for like 8 years and also my first game i ever played, i was just looking up osu videos and i found you. nice to see you again spencer, hope you’re doing well
It is the perfect run.
think about this for a second.
lol where can i download and make this worse
_keep in mention that if a slider is mid way of its track it's impossible for the auto to hit a circle simultaneously as well as the slider_ *this is why the auto failed.*
what song
It still won though it is jus that everything was at the same time and you can’t do that because a slider and hit circles at the exact same time
it is because it focuses on the sliders as first priority instead of the clicks xD
you should have used relax and autopilot and held down the smoke button lmao
Centipede 2: no ss for you
^that should be the title
Got this recommended after 5 years
This is my brain during the exam
That went down like My life
With no fail.
the reason it misses, is because there is too many sliders that comes too frequently so basically what happens is that the game is completing a slider but another is appearing and the slider speed is at max so the game has to finish the slider before going to another one but the slider is most probably either: almost finished or finshed, in this map, they have to reach the sliders AND the circles at a difference of a couple milliseconds. maybe like 10 - 100 milliseconds per note and osu!, the goal is to get perfect score so it has too wait until the right timing to press the circle and complete whatever it is doing. as for centipede, it is a bunch of circles and uses very little sliders. So in result, it is quick enough to hit everything. I have tested myself. i made an impossible beatmap and abused sliders in one part and it only failed at that certain part.
Nice un-customized Screenflow text boxes
Map link?
give cookiezi like 3 months to prepare and he can do it
I can so that, hold my drink.
What a "perfect" gameplay of this song.
I saw the autoplay with nitecore, hidden, flahshlight and hard rock.
wow. 0.0
dude you put in on doubble.
One day this will be fced with NC hd hr fl
In osu!lazer, you can get a C on this, but there will be extreme lag. Probably due to the code that's rewritten.
that final circle xD
osu auto can handle all circles no matter how many but if stacked with sliders it strugles that's why it can do maps like centapide and the empress but not this one
There should be writed "Watch an optimal play trough the song"
Just gotta click the circles.
Dat Realm of the Mad God cursor
this is the first true impossible beatmap
map?