can get. where are these mythical Good Vegan Meatballs of which you speak. They must be a of legendary construction to be considered good and forged in the fires of mount doom
Everytime I watch these compilations I enjoy a different clip - this time, the nips that only point north hit me right in the funny bone. I spat out my wheatbix and spent a full minute cleaning it up. Thanks for ruining my breakfast Derek.
I didn't knew the sylvan one! Well, actually, I don't know many of those gems... I prefer the shorts since they have subtitles. My english isn't good enough to watch the full episodes without rewinding every 5-10 minutes (didn't stopped me from trying with the "christmas"-campaign and the "space"-campaign). So I saved the clips playlist, I watch it every time when I can't sleep😅😅😅
So, this weekend I started seeing your clips. Chuckles had me rolling. Then suddenly I was listening to your Curse of Strahdanya, and reserved a spot to back your Crooked Moon. Idk it's like your charisma roll was a nat 20 or something.
The drink stuff hit hard bc today a guy tried to pay for a $4.86 coffee with a hundred dollar bill, then when we didn’t have change for that, tipped *one dollar* on his card charge 😀Bruh “Can you real quick count out $95.14 in these floppy little rectangles please” and it’s like is this what we’re doing today sir
“His nips always point north” is first of all a certified classic, second of all when Mace just grabs his own tits in panic and screams *_OHHH NNNOOO_* that’s iconic, but also this being how multiple people probably learn about inverted nipples existing is so fucking funny to me
5:08 *_thicc vibes in autism_* - doesn’t understand - gets it but doesn’t let on until Perfect Response that both does and does not belay understanding - “my god is my pole arm :)”
6:57 looks like you’ll have to get New clothes at Soup The whole bisque bit was so much more important than this the execution of this is atrocious. But knowing you funny folk may see it is good enough lmao
My favorite quote will always be Chuckles: *"I'm going to commit various unforgivable war crimes"* and then he proceeds to talk about some of the most wild shit in the funniest of ways, forever will be one of my favorite scenes
Currently playing a campaign where my character is a homebrew. A Saiyan. He can speak, read, and write common. And he also speaks the language of his home world. And our dungeon master knows this. And also in this campaign, we have a very pretentious elf. This guy knows pretty much every language under the sun. Except mine. The solution to the puzzle was literally written on the wall, but in my tongue. But because of a disagreement between my character and his, I wouldn’t tell anybody what the answers were
Slimjim nips that always have to point north. Ugh!!! That made me shudder! If they couldnt bend around you imagine them going inverted to point north that feeling of them wighling through your body to try and poke backwards!! Hold in make that one of those DnD WTF spells in a mage fight against some horrible monster so now you got two proportional accurate things also swinging everywhere as the fight happens.
Hearing “I’m very proud of you, Felix” all of a sudden, without knowing what the characters’ names are here, WITH knowing my own name is Felix… You mean it? 🥹
Joined the discord for a minute, but couldn’t stomach the no weapons rule. If I can’t share the gospel of Sam Colt, it’s best I leave. I’ll continue watching the videos though.
I don't know who Clementine is but if she's not properly appreciating Torbek's golden soul I'm going to have to beat her ass. I don't care if she gets sneak attack damage any time I'm surprised.
Grab a t-shirt: shop.legendsofavantris.com/
Mikey having to center himself before saying “Smebulock” always gets me 😂
That's *king* shcmebulock to you
@Simon_Azrael_The_Doctor
Yeah he needs to say his name with RESPECT!
Gravity falls reference
@@disruptteo1987 I was trying to figure out where I've heard that name lol
having been the only one not to speak the language in a group, I relate to poor Rodek 😂😭
Ain't that just the way 😅
In Gricko's defense, while you can get good vegan meatballs, vegan tuna is FOUL.
I hope it's not fowl. That's not vegan.
I would just take mushroom balls and be happy with that... Please no fake fish 😭
Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life.
Sigh..... @@Eidenhoek
can get. where are these mythical Good Vegan Meatballs of which you speak. They must be a of legendary construction to be considered good and forged in the fires of mount doom
Derek Dropping the Anubisque (The Trade Mark makes it even Markedly more funny LOL.) it always get me giggling like a maniac 🤣
SOUP EVERYWHERE!
What episode is the anubisque from!!! ❤
@@leandragriffith7957 Its beneath dark wings episode 18. And a kind soul has also timestamped highlight moments since they're longer videos.
The whole Anubis clip SENDS me every time. Not only the chaos of the bisque, but the complete deadpan "WOOF" cracks me up.
I quote "I smell like GARLIC Caprice" too often for it to be healthy but Nikkie's delivery is just so perfect
I love how they all immediately "yes and" with each other; it flows so well. The whole "Anubisque" segment is easily one of my favourites
2:48 Derek does such a good job pantomiming things, I can see the items in his hands as he's acting it out.
3:40 i had the Slim Jims nips erased from my memory, how dare you bring it back 😂😂 I am reacting like Mace in this clip 😂
Nightmare fuel
@@LegendsofAvantris 💯💯😂
I swear, I will never be able finish watching/listening to all your past streams before I pass away from laughter😂
Don't pass away TOO much!😅
@@LegendsofAvantris It's ok, because we will all join the Honk Legion
@@TheMassinator are you all...clowns?? GIDEON GET THEM
The bit about the rat at the child’s casino has gotta be one of my favorites! I will never not call Chuck E Cheese a child’s casino now.
Everything Derek does makes me cry with laughter, and all the rest of the crew added means I cry with laughter a lot
“My GOD is my polearm” punchline just gets me 🤣There are plenty of good bits here, but my personal favourite is ‘King Schmebulock’ 😂
In the words of Chuckles...
"I CAST GUN! PREPARE TO MEET GOD!"
Mace screaming and grabbing his mitties is a mood XD
I'm honestly surprised you could keep it together enough to talk in the bisque bit!
To be fair, we barely did.
Hearing torbek say "torbek has never had hunger like this before...." Is so terrifying. I love it
I hadn't seen the Sylvan one, had me laughing!
A Prime classic! 😂
GOBLIN SURF N’ TURF
Yum!
4:00 god, I feel so bad for mace😭
4:39 “THE HARESY😨” god I love Sarnax so much🤣
Honestly took me a little too long to get "Rat at Child's Casino" to be "Chuck E Cheese"
That bit with Anubis gets me every time. 😂
You guys always look like you have a blast! I hope to find a dnd group as funny as yours one day!
5:13 the classic polearm clip 🔥🔥
Nice and sticky polish!
@@LegendsofAvantris Why isn't this one a t-shirt? I would wear a "My god is my polearm" shirt
This did indeed crit my funnybone, unfortunately I cannot walk now.
“Maybe you should pay better attention next time! That’s your tip” dammit Mikey 😂😂
"They're called Impossiballs" Omg Ded
Torbek is so weird omfg but i love him so much lmao.
Everytime I watch these compilations I enjoy a different clip - this time, the nips that only point north hit me right in the funny bone. I spat out my wheatbix and spent a full minute cleaning it up. Thanks for ruining my breakfast Derek.
Them holding their chest for dear life in that one section had me cry laughing on the floor
I didn't knew the sylvan one! Well, actually, I don't know many of those gems... I prefer the shorts since they have subtitles. My english isn't good enough to watch the full episodes without rewinding every 5-10 minutes (didn't stopped me from trying with the "christmas"-campaign and the "space"-campaign). So I saved the clips playlist, I watch it every time when I can't sleep😅😅😅
The t shirts kinda slap though... I'm tempted
Garry Goodberry told me to leave my favorite Quote.
Bitsy: "I'll turn you into soup!" (Derek's mouse character who is a psychopath)
All of these always kill me! I will watch these a million times and a million times again
I’ve only seen one episode so far, but frost’s “my f*cking legs” got me
Viva la Honk Legion!!
VIVA LA CHUCKLES
So, this weekend I started seeing your clips. Chuckles had me rolling. Then suddenly I was listening to your Curse of Strahdanya, and reserved a spot to back your Crooked Moon. Idk it's like your charisma roll was a nat 20 or something.
The animated Spider-Man "me and the boys" meme being turned into a guy's night shirt is hilarious
3:53 i got a vary clear picture of that to
The child's casino gets me every time.
"Parenting tips from the rat at the children casion" I have so many questions
The drink stuff hit hard bc today a guy tried to pay for a $4.86 coffee with a hundred dollar bill, then when we didn’t have change for that, tipped *one dollar* on his card charge 😀Bruh
“Can you real quick count out $95.14 in these floppy little rectangles please” and it’s like is this what we’re doing today sir
“His nips always point north” is first of all a certified classic, second of all when Mace just grabs his own tits in panic and screams *_OHHH NNNOOO_* that’s iconic, but also this being how multiple people probably learn about inverted nipples existing is so fucking funny to me
5:08 *_thicc vibes in autism_*
- doesn’t understand
- gets it but doesn’t let on until Perfect Response that both does and does not belay understanding
- “my god is my pole arm :)”
6:57 looks like you’ll have to get
New clothes at Soup
The whole bisque bit was so much more important than this the execution of this is atrocious. But knowing you funny folk may see it is good enough lmao
*_I love deep fried merch Derek_*
8:21 it’s just the most polite gtfo 😂
My favorite quote will always be
Chuckles: *"I'm going to commit various unforgivable war crimes"* and then he proceeds to talk about some of the most wild shit in the funniest of ways, forever will be one of my favorite scenes
Nikki: His nips always point North hehhehheh
Mikey: They invert if you're facing South
Mace: (laughing while freaking out) Noooooooooooo!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anubisque is impeccable
Oh god. Trying to eat and watch this at the same time was a dangerous choice. lol
Not the Slim Jim nips! 😂😂😂
"I wont tolerate my wife"
Just sounds like mariage to me man.
I need more caprice in my life
My fave quote is probably Torbek going "EEUUUUOOOOOOUUUUUUOOOOOOO...."
I am Just Waiting for Chuckles Jr. To come and seek Comidic Vengeance... death by 1000 honks 😂
Kroblin!
That's king shmebulock's heir
A normal dnd game of the finest
"I thought I'd take parenting advice from the rat at the child's casino." Well that's not the worst idea. Definitely not the best.
"My god is my polearm" merch when?
King shmebulok will always be my favorite 2nd to chuckles
I feel like most of Mikey’s voices, especially Chuckles, start with some flavor of Harry Caray. In a good way
what made me laugh so hard at the nipple but is my husband has an inverted nipple 😂 it's just always been like that and he doesn't know why
"Silly bitches" from the outro is my fave saying..
I can watch this over and over and over an.....
"ARE YOU GONNA REGRET BUYING ONE OF THESE SHIRTS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFES?!"
"QWROQIRQIOESK DEREDEEREREEDEEDE REE?!?!?!!?!"
The volume at which "Chuckie Cheese" came out of my mouth when I finally realized what "rat at children's casino" referenced....was way too loud...
Currently playing a campaign where my character is a homebrew. A Saiyan. He can speak, read, and write common. And he also speaks the language of his home world. And our dungeon master knows this. And also in this campaign, we have a very pretentious elf. This guy knows pretty much every language under the sun. Except mine. The solution to the puzzle was literally written on the wall, but in my tongue. But because of a disagreement between my character and his, I wouldn’t tell anybody what the answers were
Gods I love this channel
I love these people
"I AM GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS UNFORGIVABLE WAR CRIMES! I'LL BE WANTED IN EVERY COUNTRY!" -Chuckles
‘ Mustard, why not mustard gas?’
I love the fact that gricko is not a vegan druid
Love you guys
I rolled a nat 1, my funny bone is now two funny bones 🦴🦴
Mikey has lost serious weight I’ve just noticed
I love this
Slimjim nips that always have to point north. Ugh!!! That made me shudder! If they couldnt bend around you imagine them going inverted to point north that feeling of them wighling through your body to try and poke backwards!!
Hold in make that one of those DnD WTF spells in a mage fight against some horrible monster so now you got two proportional accurate things also swinging everywhere as the fight happens.
Hearing “I’m very proud of you, Felix” all of a sudden, without knowing what the characters’ names are here, WITH knowing my own name is Felix…
You mean it? 🥹
AT LEAST 3 PAIRS OF FEET!! BRUH I’M DEAD💀💀💀
Omg. So many shirts and sadly not enough bodies….yet. 😈
Technically, mikey asked derek to see the most richest item, but he never stated he was going to buy it
Someone's been watching gravity falls
5:19 then pause
My humourous hurts from an accident so ideally i shouldn't be watching this video lol
*chuckles voice*
Sounds like you have a bad sense of humour!
it's 2:55 in the A to the M
and i am trying not to lose it atthe n1p$
honk for the legion
One day he will give her anubisque
My fuckin' legs, Gricko
It's ✨effervescent✨
Did the down pitched merch shop rant send anyone else to SOAD Sugar?
What campaign is the first clip from??????? :000
beneath dark wings :]
I JUST REALIZED I NEVER THANKED YOU OMG TY TY TY@@summerlikesbugs
Joined the discord for a minute, but couldn’t stomach the no weapons rule. If I can’t share the gospel of Sam Colt, it’s best I leave. I’ll continue watching the videos though.
2:52 which campaign/one shot is this?
I love you all to Bitsy🥰💛
What campaign is the first clip from?
I meant 5:20 then pause
It simply I wanna save money
They used to not have hair
My fucking legs
Does anyone know when Mikey turns to an eladrin
If my friend is piccolo and am vegeta i say ley me speak piccolo let me speak no one stops you am not a big fan for government 3D 3D
I don't know who Clementine is but if she's not properly appreciating Torbek's golden soul I'm going to have to beat her ass. I don't care if she gets sneak attack damage any time I'm surprised.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Honk cx