Continental Classic is nails on a chalkboard to me. Not only the way it sounds but how can something that was just made up already be considered a classic? Thanks guys
I said-a hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie To the hip hip hop-a you don't stop the rock It to the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
Remember all the moves BANNED previously and the no cussing or blading rules? That didn't even last by the 1st show after that "major" announcement. What a smuck! 😂
"It's a great committee. I'm very excited about the committee and the great job they are doing. I'm looking forward to the great things that the committee has coming for the future and the greatness they display each and every day."
Mercedes hasn't even had one match in AEW and she's already started planning her exit strategy back to the WWE 😂. As expected, the AEW mob wasn't happy about that.
@@richardcelaya7361I found it. She says "I thank WWE for the opportunities, fans, life." Etc... And then "I know I'm gonna be back there one day... I have a lot of unfinished business..."
Yeah it's pretty remarkable to have 1 active wrestler on the 3 person committee & it's the guy who's called Vince a "father figure" & keeps handwritten notes of life lessons from Vince.
Rarely ever does, just endlessly talks in circles. Even if this committee is legitimate and doing well he makes it sound like a sham he's putting out there so noone will ask questions. He needs a p.r person to be handling these things. Tony is just a fan overpaying for what he likes, and all the power to him, however it shows more and more listening to any of these. It's great, best ever, unbelievable, greatest of all time, this match is greatest in history of life itself, etc. Yes a promoter has to make it all seem the best , yet try to actually not sound like an overexcited fan cheering for his favorite toys while playing with them when doing these things.
At this point I just feel bad for Tony… he’s spent his whole life so pampered and insulated that he doesn’t even realize how goofy and out of touch with reality he sounds, and nobody around him has to balls to tell him.
Tony sounds depressed that Sting is retiring. It's okay, Champ, sometimes your favorite toys get too old and fragile to play with, you can always find another one that looks just like it.
It's crazy that WWE are selling out arena after arena but people still genuinely believe that AEW is the hotter promotion because they signed Osprey and Okada 😂😂😂😂
AEW is a train wreck. It's isn't going to improve until Tony MarKhan is removed from booker, has nothing to do with creative. Also Tony MarKhan needs to no longer do these press things. It makes him and the company ridiculous, pointless, insane, and a joke.
@@paladyniusthat won’t ever happen though, if Tony Khan goes AEW winds up because it is Tony’s vanity project to stroke his fragile ego and keep him away from daddies real company and sports teams
🎶 I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who's countin But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills 🎶
@@Capydachi I suppose they are a step up from the $200+ Apple branded earbuds that you see some fools walking around with. Personally, I use $25 earbuds that do everything I'd ever expect a pair of earbuds to do. I think that anyone who pays more than $30 for a pair of decent earbuds is being taken for a ride. They're paying for the brand, not manufacturing quality or features.
Bryan Danielson coming out , and even wrestling in trios , with 2 random indy dudes dressed as lawyers, would be the best thing on AEW television by a long mile. He would play it 100% straight , and he would destroy people, and refs, and everyone, and have no repercussions. Not be ridiculous or fake. They should do that instead of EVPBucks
So from how he struggled to come up with anything it sounds like there is no Disciplinary Committee. Tiny probably just had a meeting with a few people he knew would give him the opinion he wanted and then gave Danielson the honors of being the one to fire Punk so he didn't have to do it.
I love Sting, been a fucking fan of his since he was in Eddie Gilbert’s first family in the UWF/Mid-South days. That being said, he’s not even in the conversation of best wrestler, career, character, or anything else, EVER. No disrespect, he’s great, but if you asked the man himself he’d probably say the same thing. Definitely a great career, was able to stay in the main event a lot longer than most, but who’s going to remember his 3 years in AEW as anything but a well deserved pay day on the way out? And I’m certain he’ll turn up again in WWE on a legends deal or whatever, as he should. But I’ve heard Tony say about five different times just in these clips about best ever and blah blah. I mean there’s hyperbole, and then there is being a clueless fucking mark, which is what Tony sounds like.
Does anyone remember the Beavis and Butthead episode of The Great Cornholio when the coffee finally wore off? Very similar with listening to TK during this and the scrum as a whole.
I can’t wait to hear Jim’s reaction to Okada getting overpaid by a million dollars or more just to have a doofy emotionless expression on his face and instantly get thrown into a dumb feud with Eddie Kingston. His AEW run is already doomed on his first night there
Anyone have to write an essay that had to be a certain length or certain number of words, & so you 'd try to ramble in some nonsense to pad it out & save time without being too obvious? Thats TK's ridiculous responses. HIS portions alone are as long as an entire WWE press conference combined. Just an unprofessional Loser child
Sting retires... AEW fans just cut down to about 50 percent of nothing theres barely anyone now. Ya got the young fucks running the show as the guys! This shiw literally cant rebound with swerves house to save em. Poor Sasha knows she cant save em and already planning her next big injury to get out lol khan can tell in his head its time to wrap it up i think
Tony is really delusional. He speaks as if there’s no room for improvement. I don’t know if he ever acknowledge that. EVERYTHING IS ALWAYS GREAT 😂😂😂GREAT matches GREAT booking GREAT shows DING….DING…..DING 🤯🤯🤯
“Safety of our wrestlers is our number one priority. Thanks for your question. Now let’s all watch this clip of Darby Allin jump 20 ft off a ladder, through glass, to the concrete floor@
Saying that Sting is one of the greatest of all time and that his AEW run “will be remembered by his most loyal fans” just sounds like your company has actually made zero impact, and only the hardcore fans give a shit.
"Brian Danielson and Two Lawyers"
There you go, your next AEW Trios Champions😂
A match against Dalton Castle and The Boys for the Trios Title will put people's butts in their seats 🤣🤣
😆😆😆
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@@nielcarpnava 😄😁😆😅😂🤣🤣😂😅😆😁😄😄😁😆😅😂🤣🤣😂😅😆😁😄
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“I have an announcement”
“Everything’s safe/good/perfect”
“Continental Classic”
“Thanks guys”
👁️👁️It's gonna be great
That’s a great comment !!! 😂
Ding!
"that's a great question"
Continental Classic is nails on a chalkboard to me. Not only the way it sounds but how can something that was just made up already be considered a classic? Thanks guys
Ah, the itty bitty disciplinary committee.
Bryan Lauranitis 4 life
'tony made me shit on punk '
Disciplinary committee? Ask your Dad. It's called HR! Most places, HR outranks management in deciding in the hiring and firing!
@juicyfruit6311 the problem is, Tony isn't trying to run a business. AEW is basically Comic Con for "wrestlers."
"Don't Ya Tell Me No Lies!"
Underrated af 🫡
Brian Danielson (Son in Law of John Laurenitis) is on the AEW Disciplinary Committee??? Let that sink in...😂
Oh snap 😂
Listening to Tony talk is so unbearable, I would rather have Jim sing every song ever made; played on a continuous loop.
Don’t give Jim any ideas!
LiKe MoSsOLiNi!!!!!
@@chiliandcornbread09 ....with extra CHEEEEEEEESSSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!
We need a Jim Cornette album
I said-a hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie
To the hip hip hop-a you don't stop the rock
It to the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
Tony sounds like he needs his Colombian powder. By which we mean coffee, obviously.
And Special K ...
Perfect. A Rick James mention. Can finally say “cocaine is a hell of a drug” and not just be memeing.
At this point Mr. Hype needs it to become Dr. Khan again.
Bryan Danielson is in BRIE MODE!
Tony's "final thoughts" were the verbal equivalent of "and then they fought off!"
Or how about this one time at band camp 😅.
Far out 🤣🤣🤣 fantastic
"The colors. The colors. Has anybody seen my good friend Jon?"
Then he lit up a banana and hung up.
Remember all the moves BANNED previously and the no cussing or blading rules? That didn't even last by the 1st show after that "major" announcement. What a smuck! 😂
I have completely forgotten about the list with banned stuff.
Well at least we know what Tony sounds like before his morning 8-ball
I think he's on adderall.
@@TheFailedmessiahwith a little coke on the side
Ladies and gentlemen...
From parts unknown...
2 attorneys!!!
Never change Jim. Never change.
Tony is somehow always at a loss of words and full of it 😂
imagine how much he would go on and on if he wasn't at a loss for words???? lololol
Wow, Tony Khan is finally sounding sleepy. Happy for him. We all need good sleep.
Out of "sugar".
Tony Khan is wrestling's Michael Scott!
Can't wait for Jim's reaction for this weeks AEW ratings
What were they ?.
@@pauladams1915low. Like 780k.
@pauladams1915 779K with Will Ostrich drawing 650K for his match
@marvinleong5902 the fall off of AEW is wild
"It's a great committee. I'm very excited about the committee and the great job they are doing. I'm looking forward to the great things that the committee has coming for the future and the greatness they display each and every day."
Mercedes hasn't even had one match in AEW and she's already started planning her exit strategy back to the WWE 😂. As expected, the AEW mob wasn't happy about that.
Where waa that said. Was it the podcast she recently was on
@@richardcelaya7361Yup
What she say!? I'm unawares
@@richardcelaya7361I found it. She says "I thank WWE for the opportunities, fans, life." Etc... And then "I know I'm gonna be back there one day... I have a lot of unfinished business..."
@@DashaLeigh dude i seriously just found the fightful select article too. Thank you so much for your effort. What crazy timing. Thank you once again
I caught myself pulling a Jim saying “oh boy” when I first saw Travis’s thumbnail
Danielson's training was the fact that he worked for Vince McMahon.
Yeah it's pretty remarkable to have 1 active wrestler on the 3 person committee & it's the guy who's called Vince a "father figure" & keeps handwritten notes of life lessons from Vince.
To be fair a lot of people have called Vince similar things.
@@CM-jc7gkThat father figure is Grizzly Smith
So according to Tony, the Disciplinary committee consists of:
Bryan Danielson
Daniel Bryan
The American Dragon
Thing 1
And Thing 2
"He's worse than Mitch McConnell" 💀
Danielson may have learned alot about sexual misconduct from his step-father in law.....
“Uh huh, uh huh”
Jim has now become Booker T during the “Whoop That Trick” chants 😂
Yo lmaoo I can’t wait till he’s on the main roster tho, Jim’s gonna love him.
Tony doesn't answer anything.
Rarely ever does, just endlessly talks in circles. Even if this committee is legitimate and doing well he makes it sound like a sham he's putting out there so noone will ask questions. He needs a p.r person to be handling these things. Tony is just a fan overpaying for what he likes, and all the power to him, however it shows more and more listening to any of these. It's great, best ever, unbelievable, greatest of all time, this match is greatest in history of life itself, etc. Yes a promoter has to make it all seem the best , yet try to actually not sound like an overexcited fan cheering for his favorite toys while playing with them when doing these things.
2 lawyers and Danielson....absolutely no HR experience...makes perfect sense
😂😂😂
TK sounds like a guy processing news he wasn’t expecting. Like, my network doesn’t GAF about their revenue.
You know why a lawyer's grave is 12 ft deep instead of 6 ft, cuz deep down they're good people
WWE 1,000,000
Jim Cornette 900,000
NJPW 800,000
NOAH 700,000
AJPW 600,000
AAA 500,000
CMLL 400,000
TNA 300,000
MLW 200,000
NWA 100,000
AEW/ROH < 100,000
At this point I just feel bad for Tony… he’s spent his whole life so pampered and insulated that he doesn’t even realize how goofy and out of touch with reality he sounds, and nobody around him has to balls to tell him.
Mark my words: the next big scandal in AEW will happen because Tony Khan Fell in Love for one of the girls in the roster😂
Well he's already in love with pockets
@@danielcraig4974 do you think he and Cassidy do the same that Vince and Lesnar does behind the scenes?😂
I reckon Tony Khan regularly freshly squeezes Cassidy's 🍊 🍊
@@klawstecno2083tony makes pockets shit on his head
**Japanese Girl
Tony Khan must of broke the "Great" bell.
🛎️
@@stephennicoil5225 Trash.
"the well being of the wrestlers is first and foremost here"
Yeah. That's why Darby is allowed to kill himself and Sammy is allowed to kill Hardys
Tony sounds depressed that Sting is retiring.
It's okay, Champ, sometimes your favorite toys get too old and fragile to play with, you can always find another one that looks just like it.
“Thanks Brandon” is the new “Thanks guys”
It's crazy that WWE are selling out arena after arena but people still genuinely believe that AEW is the hotter promotion because they signed Osprey and Okada 😂😂😂😂
Who?
@@Coldstone47034these boys sound like Cranberry Juice and Top Ramen
Lol 2-3 years ago wwe was in the dumps and giving the keys to the castle to aew. Look how much has changed.
AEW is a train wreck. It's isn't going to improve until Tony MarKhan is removed from booker, has nothing to do with creative. Also Tony MarKhan needs to no longer do these press things. It makes him and the company ridiculous, pointless, insane, and a joke.
@@paladyniusthat won’t ever happen though, if Tony Khan goes AEW winds up because it is Tony’s vanity project to stroke his fragile ego and keep him away from daddies real company and sports teams
"You don't need to be smart to be wealthy. Thanks, guys."
It did sound like he just woke up
🎶 I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
I've been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who's countin
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills 🎶
The lawyers are called Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb! 😂😂😂
2 attorneys and Bryan Danielson...
Fuck...
When you do Adderall instead of coke
Laudanum.
Next time someone asks me "Who you got" I'll just say "I have two attorney's and a Daniel Bryan".
Jim's ad reads are always hilarious
TK sounded like someone had a gun to his head forcing him to read a prepared statement.
“We have professionals, attorneys… and Bryan Danielson, he’s there too.”
"Two Lawyers and Bryan Danielson" sounds like the next AEW reality show 😂
"The story you are about to see is a fib, but it's short.
The names are made up, but the problems are real."
They just did 779k with okada signing and Osprey did the worst quarter hour, Mercedes next week gets them back to 800k perhaps but it’s done it’s over
Company died when Cody left 😂
I have still never seen anyone actually use the $80+ Raycon earbuds.
Raycons are a ripoff, they are literally $5 earbuds from wish
@@Capydachi I suppose they are a step up from the $200+ Apple branded earbuds that you see some fools walking around with. Personally, I use $25 earbuds that do everything I'd ever expect a pair of earbuds to do. I think that anyone who pays more than $30 for a pair of decent earbuds is being taken for a ride. They're paying for the brand, not manufacturing quality or features.
Bryan Danielson coming out , and even wrestling in trios , with 2 random indy dudes dressed as lawyers, would be the best thing on AEW television by a long mile. He would play it 100% straight , and he would destroy people, and refs, and everyone, and have no repercussions. Not be ridiculous or fake. They should do that instead of EVPBucks
Tony won't name the lawyers cuz one of them is 100% Smart Mark Sterling 😂
Is the other Clarence Mason?
@@originalhuggies9740 Taddy Mason 😭
Emoii spamming trash.
The other is Lionel Hutz.
The coke was either wearing off, or just kicking in, it's tough to tell. This guy is not well.
Bryan Danielson is such a clown.
BRIE MODE!
Always has been. Worst creative mind in wrestling outside of TK himself.
Yup he sold out
Still better than CM Sux. At least Danielson is not a laughing stock in the MMA community.
@@MattyPeq At least you agree that he is a clown
Did he say the PPV had “a good build?” AEW and “a good build” are things that never go together
5:40 Where's the wrestling Soup vacuum ?
It sounds like Tony is trying very hard not to say the word "great," and he is struggling to talk, lol
Tony has clearly gotten some speech coaching to slow down and they complain, when he speaks fast he's on coke
Tony sounds like Microsoft Sam
Imagine what this company will be like a year from now. If it makes it that long.
Tony sounds drained and defeated 🤣
So from how he struggled to come up with anything it sounds like there is no Disciplinary Committee. Tiny probably just had a meeting with a few people he knew would give him the opinion he wanted and then gave Danielson the honors of being the one to fire Punk so he didn't have to do it.
I think he struggled because they are NOT trained in any way to deal with the situation he was asked about.
Glad someone else took up my Tiny Khan't name
I'd die of laughter if one of these attorneys is secretly Joseph Park.
Not even 1 minute into this, and being audio only…I instantly thought the guy who started the media call sounded like Trump!😅😂
Tony doing yet another mystery man angle
The Experience needs a Coffee Co. as a sponsor.
I imagine them showing the Disciplinary Committee and it's Danielson and 2 guys in suits and lucha masks holding briefcases
Wtf did tony just say 😂
Nothing. Literally nothing. Makes you realise how wimpy the so called wrestling journalists are when they never clap back.
"The colors. The colors. Has anybody seen my good friend Jon?"
Then he lit up a banana and hung up.
Tony sounded like a kid barely learning how to read
They should get Stan Hansen to be the head of the committee. Even today, I think he can handle it😮
WE NEED THE TONY KHAN "GREAT" bell back!!!! Bring it back The Great Brian Last!!!
Best built ppv?? He was going to have a meat match until he realized the participants were injured and then threw together a random battle royal
I love Sting, been a fucking fan of his since he was in Eddie Gilbert’s first family in the UWF/Mid-South days. That being said, he’s not even in the conversation of best wrestler, career, character, or anything else, EVER. No disrespect, he’s great, but if you asked the man himself he’d probably say the same thing. Definitely a great career, was able to stay in the main event a lot longer than most, but who’s going to remember his 3 years in AEW as anything but a well deserved pay day on the way out? And I’m certain he’ll turn up again in WWE on a legends deal or whatever, as he should. But I’ve heard Tony say about five different times just in these clips about best ever and blah blah. I mean there’s hyperbole, and then there is being a clueless fucking mark, which is what Tony sounds like.
Glad I'm not the only one who remembers his Mid-South -UWF run
He is one of the two/three greatest wrestlers of all time.
@@MattyPeq Well, he is not in my top 10, but He was Great !
Does anyone remember the Beavis and Butthead episode of The Great Cornholio when the coffee finally wore off? Very similar with listening to TK during this and the scrum as a whole.
“Uh… yeah, um… uh, we have um…”
Such a professional way to start an answer.
The TK thumbnails are always next level hilarious.
I can’t wait to hear Jim’s reaction to Okada getting overpaid by a million dollars or more just to have a doofy emotionless expression on his face and instantly get thrown into a dumb feud with Eddie Kingston. His AEW run is already doomed on his first night there
Discipline Committee vs Submission Sorority, night 3 Wrestlemania
That sounds like match between after Wrestlemania and before Raw after Wrestlemania lol
Tony sounded like Biden giving his final thoughts.
wow... when he can't say the same old "this is great, that is great", he's got ZERO idea on any general comments to say
Anyone have to write an essay that had to be a certain length or certain number of words, & so you 'd try to ramble in some nonsense to pad it out & save time without being too obvious? Thats TK's ridiculous responses. HIS portions alone are as long as an entire WWE press conference combined. Just an unprofessional Loser child
"Thank you, fuck you, bye, Brandon" coming from Jim, the hardcore Democrat, is pretty great.
Jesus...
... delivers the water to us on Tuesday.
That smackdown promo was CRAZY!!!
"He'd of worn Rick James out" 😂
Sting retires... AEW fans just cut down to about 50 percent of nothing theres barely anyone now. Ya got the young fucks running the show as the guys! This shiw literally cant rebound with swerves house to save em. Poor Sasha knows she cant save em and already planning her next big injury to get out lol khan can tell in his head its time to wrap it up i think
Tony doing his best Shatner impression.
Moxcoy: "Tony, I'm a Plumber and not a Wrestler!"
Mark Sterling is 1 of them
It sounds like all the Adderall abuse is catching up with Tony.
Bryan Danielson the sell out.
"It still comes from Columbia."
BRILLIANT!
Tony Kahn always sounds like an undercover cop on their first day trying to buy cocaine off someone.
Everything was great. Just great. Great, Great, GREAT!
Thanks guys 👀 ☃️
Tony is really delusional. He speaks as if there’s no room for improvement. I don’t know if he ever acknowledge that. EVERYTHING IS ALWAYS GREAT 😂😂😂GREAT matches GREAT booking GREAT shows DING….DING…..DING 🤯🤯🤯
“Safety of our wrestlers is our number one priority. Thanks for your question.
Now let’s all watch this clip of Darby Allin jump 20 ft off a ladder, through glass, to the concrete floor@
Jackass was safer than AEW...
His Adderall prescription hadn't been refilled yet
I didn’t know Bryan Danielson moonlights as a vice squad detective. Is there no limit to this man’s abilities?
Is he popping valium when his Charly comedowns start?
“Words and phrases!” -Jim Cornette
Saying that Sting is one of the greatest of all time and that his AEW run “will be remembered by his most loyal fans” just sounds like your company has actually made zero impact, and only the hardcore fans give a shit.
I had to click on this because the image is insane 😹