I loved how, at the end of the scene, the lady leaves the exam room and says, “JERK”. Cuddy asks House what that was about and he says, “Jamaican chicken recipe “. 😂😂
I wonder how many times they had to re-shoot this scene before they got this version. I bet both Hugh and the actress playing the patient were laughing a lot during that!
6:09 This show is subtlety genius. The patient was dead and loved how House communicated with the vibrations of the loud music. Needless to say whenever House visits a patient, which is rare, he is always diagnosing. Pissing others off in the process, win-win. “Fight the power!”
XD Hey, at least the whole "fight the power" incident made the patient smile. House patients never have much to smile about, so giving that young man a grin is a good deed!
deekat3279 how about you learn that pentagrams aren’t necessarily associated with Satanism and leave the person alone? The comment was made a year ago after all.
deekat3279 wow I don’t respond to you and you decide to be an ass! Also you changed the subject. All I was saying was the pentacle or pentagram is not associated specifically with Satanism. Also if you actually look up the beliefs of Satanism it’s more about putting yourself before others and taking care of yourself. It’s not as evil as most people think. I’m not a satanist hell I’m an atheist but maybe you should do your research.
deekat3279 Pentacles are the symbol in any orientation, pentagrams are physical objects with pentacles on them such as pendants, coasters, etc. And your comments were fairly condescending; that’s not what most spiritual people consider good karma/whichever terminology you choose. “An harm ye none” is when people are affected negatively, not whether you think they should feel harmed or not.
I love how Thirteen doesn't bother to play games. She just goes with it basically telling him shut up dumbass let's work. Olivia Wlide is just that Wild.
2:43 he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way love that quote from The untouchables by sean connery
@FullmetalandtheFlame Yes, it was his decision to leave, he was offered a job in the white house. Really not a tv show, the real white house public relations' team.
Love the part where he is shouting at Cuddy 'Have you seen my balls?' Although I am surprised one of them wasn't blue because that would have made the joke that much funnier :D
"I just went to my happy place."
"We cannot let House anywhere near this woman."
That slow look upwards before the delivery really sells the line.
RuralTowner
What chapter is that one????
I don't get it
@@deidaratsuchikage289 No idea. Only quoted lines from this clip.
@@yasharmj1717 its because house could act reckless and get away with alot if the patient didnt care
I will never get sick of the “Fight the Power” scene...😂
It's so cleverly done with the background staff and passing people, just little reactions and move along with whatever doing.
@@benwu7980 lpp0
I was over it 6 seconds in
"I'm sorry but I'm going through a tunnel, in a canyon, on an airplane, while hanging up the phone." *I love this show! 😁*
That is not the actual quote.
Close enough.
“If your gonna kill me and rape me, please do it in that order”
Funniest house quote I've heard.
@@AltFnF4 à
Taub's impression of Foreman is priceless 😂😂😂
😂😂it’s spot on Foreman always had the same expression no matter what the situation was
😐
House: *realizes he's about to blow up*
House: huh...
That's what we call an oh crap moment.
Which ep is that one?
It's kind of a "welp!" moment considering he didn't anticipate it and when he did notice he was like "nothing I can really do at this point..."
Did he die or no
@@melosan5868 some random episode I believe, it's just a dream anyway so good luck finding it
The inhaler scene gets me every time, House's face. :'D
I loved how, at the end of the scene, the lady leaves the exam room and says, “JERK”. Cuddy asks House what that was about and he says, “Jamaican chicken recipe “. 😂😂
I wonder how many times they had to re-shoot this scene before they got this version. I bet both Hugh and the actress playing the patient were laughing a lot during that!
"Do I look like an idiot?"
*Visible Restraint*
'She might be armed, I'd have her deliver it shirtless.' My god, I miss this show.
The inhalor one was my favorite.
House's face was like: Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this next moment sooo much.
or also "come on, you're making it too easy"
"are you being serious? this is ludicrous AND ridiculus!"
There is so much beauty in this world.
i think he just thought to himself: i remembered why i live for
@@kommo1 Kirito?
"Bubbles." "Is that your new stripper name?" "Yes."
"No one can stop me from being premature." Best quote.
that silly smile he makes after he says that xD
6:09 This show is subtlety genius. The patient was dead and loved how House communicated with the vibrations of the loud music. Needless to say whenever House visits a patient, which is rare, he is always diagnosing. Pissing others off in the process, win-win. “Fight the power!”
You might want to edit 'dead' to 'deaf'
💀 😅
Bitch was dead????
XD Hey, at least the whole "fight the power" incident made the patient smile. House patients never have much to smile about, so giving that young man a grin is a good deed!
Well the boombox gave new symptom (he wasn't feeling vibration in His hands)
"Was it Taub?"
"I'll never tell. But, yes."
Love Cuddy😂
"we cannot let House anywhere near this woman" lol
That's one of the best.
I need to know which episode this was again. O wanna rewatch it
With Felicia Day?
Roxana Johnson lol I think the ep. is called “Big Baby”
"I think my penis stopped breathing... Do you know CPR?"
That has gotta be the best pick-up line ever.
Which episode was that?
Careful Penile Resuscitation?
I am pretty sure he reused this line when they were making out and got a diffrent answer ;)
rapu jfjfhdhdhn
"Holding things in can give you cancer!"
Yeah, about that.......
Appolo lel
Foreshadowing
What? I don't ge---OOOOOhh, dude.
and also, "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die"
😩😭
4:04
We can't let house anywhere near this woman
4 seconds off
omg that guy with a broken finger, that scene is as funny as lady with an inhaler
I didn't get the part until I read the broken finger comment :D
2:10 "Holding things in can give you cancer!"
Ouch, poor Wilson.
Remy/13 is so awesome. I love how she just throws shit right back at House without a second thought, I love her so much lol
4:12 "Nobody can stop me from being premature." That little laugh shit after just about killed me.
2:58 their fearful screams is absolutely hilarious
Juuzou Suzuya lol this kills me all the time
ZOMBIE lol
It would even more hilarious if they pulled an Alien moment with them (points to anyone who gets the joke/old reference).
Here's my impression of foreman on happiest day of his life 😡
And here's the saddest day of his life 😡
I think it was more 😐
"Taub. Another graduate of the House school of being a dick"
I just love that delivery
Pre-dick 😂😂😂
Show me how the inhaler works
*does it stupidly*
House is thinking oh I'm going to have fun with this
deekat3279 how about you learn that pentagrams aren’t necessarily associated with Satanism and leave the person alone? The comment was made a year ago after all.
deekat3279 wow I don’t respond to you and you decide to be an ass! Also you changed the subject. All I was saying was the pentacle or pentagram is not associated specifically with Satanism. Also if you actually look up the beliefs of Satanism it’s more about putting yourself before others and taking care of yourself. It’s not as evil as most people think. I’m not a satanist hell I’m an atheist but maybe you should do your research.
deekat3279
Pentacles are the symbol in any orientation, pentagrams are physical objects with pentacles on them such as pendants, coasters, etc.
And your comments were fairly condescending; that’s not what most spiritual people consider good karma/whichever terminology you choose.
“An harm ye none” is when people are affected negatively, not whether you think they should feel harmed or not.
"She sends one of yours to the hospital, send one of hers to the morgue."
...Laurie did a perfect Sean Connery. 🤣
House had the happiest face ever after that lady uses her inhaler
"Keeping things in can give you cancer!"
3 seasons later...
Jim Canterak Oh the irony
I hope he regreted that joke...
Quo Niam no he probably went "see i was right holding things can give you cancer"
Wrong quote
Too soon!
House: Just say you're a middle-aged Chinese woman.
Wilson: Fine
House: Say it.
Wilson: I'm a middle-aged Chinese woman. lol
"Seizure, death or worse" "Double death?"
Because you’re Batman?
Or worse! Expellllllllled!
"It´s always so sad, when sperm comes between two people" GOTCHA!
the lady and the inhaler. always a classic
She uses it like she's putting on perfume. :D
"If I get drunk there's a chance I'll makeout with the strippers or become one"
Sold!
@@Gulliolm Okay.
6:36 even Foreman winked when he heard that 😂
Can't blame the guy, Olivia Wilde is a beauty
The wink was so subtle but perfectly timed.
Treatment by 'fighting the power'...wish I had a doctor like House
Aritra Gupta he would kill u moron
WeaponLight Doctor house was the country's best diagnostician in the show, how is he that bad?
can you tell me which episode is that one?
House is not practically applicable as most of Diagnosis he makes at end can be sorted if he starts it off like what any Med school follows...
4:30 that moment when House actually looks sad and chastised
Is... it’s, it’s beautiful
5:52 - House's response always gets me 🤣
He was ready to feed these cancer research mice to a cat.
5:38 is absolutely vicious and I love it.
I love how Thirteen doesn't bother to play games. She just goes with it basically telling him shut up dumbass let's work. Olivia Wlide is just that Wild.
“Holding things in can give you cancer!” Aged WONDERFULLY
i love how at first everyone was like omg house you cant do that then by season 5 everyone's joining in
6:04 best bit in all of houses funny moments
matt smith dance moves🤣🤣🤣
3:00 will always be my favourite part of the whole season
That looks when she shows him how to inhaler works in priceless lmao! OMG i'm dying !!!
03:50
Woman sprays inhaler on her neck.
House: I am about to end this woman’s career
She left the exam room saying jerk and when Cuddy asked why, House said they were discussing Chicken recipes
That scene where House had the boom box playing" Fight The Power" never gets old.
“The struggle to resistance ones captures is never pointless. Vive la résistance!”
😂
I love this collection of seasonal funniest moments
"She looks pretty good for someone on roofies"
2:43 he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way love that quote from The untouchables by sean connery
'speculation makes a spec out of u and some guy named lation... which doesn't affect me at all' ...I'm sooo using that at work.
When you assume you make an ASS out of U and ME. Assume.
@@ThatGuy_212 I think this was better than the speculation
7:00 "You see the problem with speculation is you make a spec out of you and some guy named lation, which really doesn't affect me at all"
03:37 "Do I look like an idiot?" I laugh every time I see that. The one with the jelly cracks me up, too.
"House! what are you doing?"
"What does it look like I'm doing? I'm fighting the power!"
3:52 oh my god his face suits my life...
"In florida they said: Jesus is on my cheese sandwich."
4:55
One of the best moments in the show
3:20 "when are YOU taking vacations 1313" XD
the look on Olivia xD
1:53 I never laughed harder at anything than when I saw this show. Just the "huh" at the end of it XD
I love thirteen
Taub is so underrated and Olivia Wilde is a Goddess ❤️
people who don't know thirteen is a person are going to get do confused by this comment section
Peteto Chibs eleven's sister
She’s a person, a very VERY attractive person.
1:48
Moments from death, and Houses last words of choice:
*Huh*
what episode is it?
My only criticism of this video is that it needs more Kutner.
we all needed more Kutner
I just saw Kal Penn in a new series on Netflix, he's really good
Gillian Lefrancois what's he in?
@FullmetalandtheFlame Yes, it was his decision to leave, he was offered a job in the white house. Really not a tv show, the real white house public relations' team.
We cannot let house anywhere near this woman
That fight the power bit made me fucking LOL nonestop!
Of the first five seasons, this was the best. Some stunning epsiodes.
"If you're gonna kill me and rape me, please do it in that order" my sides hurt🤣
Love the part where he is shouting at Cuddy 'Have you seen my balls?' Although I am surprised one of them wasn't blue because that would have made the joke that much funnier :D
2:41 is the best Sean connery impression I've heard
That comeback though 3:14😂😂
His comeback
“Holding things in can give you cancer”
He predicted it
I can’t get over that inhaler woman! I’ve heard stories that actually happens 😂
Woman: Do I look like an idiot?
House: No. Would you show me how your inhaler works
Woman uses her inhaler like perfume
Me facepalms
I just went to my happy place
We can not let house anywhere near this woman
Kills me every time 😹😹😹😹
6:37 Yes, please
David Oncioiu what episode
2:13
Oh my god.
Love how 13 usually fires right back
4:01 the look sold me so good
I love how House was like huh facing that he could almost die lmao
6:47 Bro I thought House was talking to a tiny Wilson
I love thirteen.❤️ she is one of the most beautiful Doctor's on the show.❤️ She's one of my favorite characters too.
Not only beautiful but also witty enough to awnser a troll joke with another one without even giving a shit about what people might think of her.
A stark contrast to the beauty prison doc in the last season which was basically a nice face with zero charisma.
R.I.P Kutner
3:36-3:54 I've been searching that scene for soo longg
pi can't chew me too and army 💪 lmao
3:50 the look on his face says so much
‘was thinking about huge throbbing di...agnostic skills‘
Laughed soooo hard
House: I kinda hit that last night so she's kinda all up in my jock.
Thirteen: Wow, she looks good for someone on roofies.
ROFL!
5:30 Always gets me, no matter how many times I watch it... :D
- death, or worse
- worse ? dooble death ?
🤣
"Bubbles"
-"Is that your new stripper name?"
"Yes."
@2:43 A nearly perfect Sean Connery in the Untouchables.
I am admitting to excellence. It is really hard to pick the best moments. 1:42, the understated "hunh" before the apartment explodes. Delicious.
6:09 😂😂😂😂
I can't wait for House MD: Covid-19 Special
You missed one good scene from The Social Contract where a patient couldn't stop himself from telling Cuddy how sexy he though she was.
6:48 Tiny Wilson
Fight the power! 🤣😂
6:16, he looks like walmart version of Matt Damon
6:43
Foreman's fucking wink
3:52 his face is pure gold HAHAHAHHAHA im fucking dead!