House MD - Funny Moments: Season 5 (HD)

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  • @RuralTowner
    @RuralTowner 5 лет назад +928

    "I just went to my happy place."
    "We cannot let House anywhere near this woman."

    • @HK556
      @HK556 5 лет назад +49

      That slow look upwards before the delivery really sells the line.

    • @deidaratsuchikage289
      @deidaratsuchikage289 4 года назад +4

      RuralTowner
      What chapter is that one????

    • @yasharmj1717
      @yasharmj1717 4 года назад +2

      I don't get it

    • @RuralTowner
      @RuralTowner 4 года назад +5

      @@deidaratsuchikage289 No idea. Only quoted lines from this clip.

    • @Aaronmajowskavitz
      @Aaronmajowskavitz 4 года назад +17

      @@yasharmj1717 its because house could act reckless and get away with alot if the patient didnt care

  • @mackay10
    @mackay10 6 лет назад +541

    I will never get sick of the “Fight the Power” scene...😂

    • @benwu7980
      @benwu7980 2 года назад +8

      It's so cleverly done with the background staff and passing people, just little reactions and move along with whatever doing.

    • @kathykirkland7079
      @kathykirkland7079 2 года назад

      @@benwu7980 lpp0

    • @charlesharrison4077
      @charlesharrison4077 Год назад

      I was over it 6 seconds in

  • @camilleolson9887
    @camilleolson9887 6 лет назад +1884

    "I'm sorry but I'm going through a tunnel, in a canyon, on an airplane, while hanging up the phone." *I love this show! 😁*

  • @analisantos3207
    @analisantos3207 2 года назад +382

    Taub's impression of Foreman is priceless 😂😂😂

    • @BillyBob000-r4s
      @BillyBob000-r4s 2 года назад +14

      😂😂it’s spot on Foreman always had the same expression no matter what the situation was

    • @WouldntULikeToKnow.
      @WouldntULikeToKnow. 8 месяцев назад +1

      😐

  • @sariadrawzthingz4529
    @sariadrawzthingz4529 4 года назад +902

    House: *realizes he's about to blow up*
    House: huh...

    • @vrass775
      @vrass775 4 года назад +34

      That's what we call an oh crap moment.

    • @melosan5868
      @melosan5868 4 года назад +10

      Which ep is that one?

    • @UnhingedJesterGaming
      @UnhingedJesterGaming 4 года назад +31

      It's kind of a "welp!" moment considering he didn't anticipate it and when he did notice he was like "nothing I can really do at this point..."

    • @House_MAL
      @House_MAL 4 года назад +3

      Did he die or no

    • @LuxiChara
      @LuxiChara 4 года назад +11

      @@melosan5868 some random episode I believe, it's just a dream anyway so good luck finding it

  • @petitebaje
    @petitebaje 7 лет назад +660

    The inhaler scene gets me every time, House's face. :'D

    • @hollyb6885
      @hollyb6885 Год назад +10

      I loved how, at the end of the scene, the lady leaves the exam room and says, “JERK”. Cuddy asks House what that was about and he says, “Jamaican chicken recipe “. 😂😂

    • @lesleyschultz6846
      @lesleyschultz6846 2 дня назад

      I wonder how many times they had to re-shoot this scene before they got this version. I bet both Hugh and the actress playing the patient were laughing a lot during that!

  • @jacobocto1422
    @jacobocto1422 4 года назад +343

    "Do I look like an idiot?"
    *Visible Restraint*

  • @827Drew
    @827Drew 5 лет назад +404

    'She might be armed, I'd have her deliver it shirtless.' My god, I miss this show.

  • @Xylarxcode
    @Xylarxcode 8 лет назад +2150

    The inhalor one was my favorite.
    House's face was like: Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this next moment sooo much.

    • @Lightblinder
      @Lightblinder 8 лет назад +81

      or also "come on, you're making it too easy"

    • @MrVauxs
      @MrVauxs 7 лет назад +33

      "are you being serious? this is ludicrous AND ridiculus!"

    • @kommo1
      @kommo1 7 лет назад +15

      There is so much beauty in this world.

    • @amitir22
      @amitir22 6 лет назад +26

      i think he just thought to himself: i remembered why i live for

    • @klklkl427586
      @klklkl427586 6 лет назад +4

      @@kommo1 Kirito?

  • @flickcentergaming680
    @flickcentergaming680 5 лет назад +795

    "Bubbles." "Is that your new stripper name?" "Yes."

  • @matthewrowley813
    @matthewrowley813 3 года назад +165

    "No one can stop me from being premature." Best quote.

    • @JoeyP946
      @JoeyP946 Месяц назад

      that silly smile he makes after he says that xD

  • @tiffanypersaud3518
    @tiffanypersaud3518 4 года назад +181

    6:09 This show is subtlety genius. The patient was dead and loved how House communicated with the vibrations of the loud music. Needless to say whenever House visits a patient, which is rare, he is always diagnosing. Pissing others off in the process, win-win. “Fight the power!”

  • @KitsunenoHibi
    @KitsunenoHibi 5 лет назад +187

    XD Hey, at least the whole "fight the power" incident made the patient smile. House patients never have much to smile about, so giving that young man a grin is a good deed!

    • @alanwatts5823
      @alanwatts5823 3 года назад +5

      Well the boombox gave new symptom (he wasn't feeling vibration in His hands)

  • @georgerogers2120
    @georgerogers2120 5 лет назад +326

    "Was it Taub?"
    "I'll never tell. But, yes."

  • @roxanajohnson2789
    @roxanajohnson2789 6 лет назад +695

    "we cannot let House anywhere near this woman" lol

    • @professorjamesmoriarty5191
      @professorjamesmoriarty5191 5 лет назад +9

      That's one of the best.

    • @lors8400
      @lors8400 5 лет назад +5

      I need to know which episode this was again. O wanna rewatch it

    • @tylerv5413
      @tylerv5413 5 лет назад

      With Felicia Day?

    • @speedshot6565
      @speedshot6565 5 лет назад +2

      Roxana Johnson lol I think the ep. is called “Big Baby”

  • @devourerofnuggets
    @devourerofnuggets 9 лет назад +324

    "I think my penis stopped breathing... Do you know CPR?"
    That has gotta be the best pick-up line ever.

  • @SomeoneElse-
    @SomeoneElse- 8 лет назад +1237

    "Holding things in can give you cancer!"
    Yeah, about that.......

    • @beastmasterbg
      @beastmasterbg 6 лет назад +3

      Appolo lel

    • @jmsg_PR
      @jmsg_PR 5 лет назад +16

      Foreshadowing

    • @EPrimeify
      @EPrimeify 5 лет назад +13

      What? I don't ge---OOOOOhh, dude.

    • @Volcanflame
      @Volcanflame 5 лет назад +10

      and also, "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die"

    • @tylerv5413
      @tylerv5413 5 лет назад +1

      😩😭

  • @thatgrumpychick4928
    @thatgrumpychick4928 6 лет назад +350

    4:04
    We can't let house anywhere near this woman

    • @ytw101
      @ytw101 4 года назад

      4 seconds off

  • @icybear1234
    @icybear1234 4 года назад +110

    omg that guy with a broken finger, that scene is as funny as lady with an inhaler

    • @observer698
      @observer698 4 года назад +11

      I didn't get the part until I read the broken finger comment :D

  • @moreblack
    @moreblack 4 года назад +33

    2:10 "Holding things in can give you cancer!"
    Ouch, poor Wilson.

  • @GabrielleHayes1921
    @GabrielleHayes1921 4 года назад +63

    Remy/13 is so awesome. I love how she just throws shit right back at House without a second thought, I love her so much lol

  • @jibblesq
    @jibblesq 5 лет назад +46

    4:12 "Nobody can stop me from being premature." That little laugh shit after just about killed me.

  • @hybr1d21
    @hybr1d21 6 лет назад +140

    2:58 their fearful screams is absolutely hilarious

    • @tebellontsebeng4024
      @tebellontsebeng4024 5 лет назад +3

      Juuzou Suzuya lol this kills me all the time

    • @tylerv5413
      @tylerv5413 5 лет назад +3

      ZOMBIE lol

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 Год назад

      It would even more hilarious if they pulled an Alien moment with them (points to anyone who gets the joke/old reference).

  • @hemanthchukku
    @hemanthchukku 6 лет назад +187

    Here's my impression of foreman on happiest day of his life 😡
    And here's the saddest day of his life 😡

  • @joao94vieira
    @joao94vieira 8 лет назад +44

    "Taub. Another graduate of the House school of being a dick"
    I just love that delivery

  • @thatgrumpychick4928
    @thatgrumpychick4928 6 лет назад +277

    Show me how the inhaler works
    *does it stupidly*
    House is thinking oh I'm going to have fun with this

    • @jaymer123
      @jaymer123 5 лет назад +3

      deekat3279 how about you learn that pentagrams aren’t necessarily associated with Satanism and leave the person alone? The comment was made a year ago after all.

    • @jaymer123
      @jaymer123 5 лет назад +1

      deekat3279 wow I don’t respond to you and you decide to be an ass! Also you changed the subject. All I was saying was the pentacle or pentagram is not associated specifically with Satanism. Also if you actually look up the beliefs of Satanism it’s more about putting yourself before others and taking care of yourself. It’s not as evil as most people think. I’m not a satanist hell I’m an atheist but maybe you should do your research.

    • @tylerv5413
      @tylerv5413 5 лет назад +1

      deekat3279
      Pentacles are the symbol in any orientation, pentagrams are physical objects with pentacles on them such as pendants, coasters, etc.
      And your comments were fairly condescending; that’s not what most spiritual people consider good karma/whichever terminology you choose.
      “An harm ye none” is when people are affected negatively, not whether you think they should feel harmed or not.

  • @steztoyz
    @steztoyz 3 года назад +87

    "She sends one of yours to the hospital, send one of hers to the morgue."
    ...Laurie did a perfect Sean Connery. 🤣

  • @xatzpskl
    @xatzpskl 5 лет назад +60

    House had the happiest face ever after that lady uses her inhaler

  • @jimcanterak7349
    @jimcanterak7349 8 лет назад +534

    "Keeping things in can give you cancer!"
    3 seasons later...

    • @jmsg_PR
      @jmsg_PR 7 лет назад +6

      Jim Canterak Oh the irony

    • @quoniam426
      @quoniam426 6 лет назад +13

      I hope he regreted that joke...

    • @majinnemesis
      @majinnemesis 6 лет назад +22

      Quo Niam no he probably went "see i was right holding things can give you cancer"

    • @QixTheDS
      @QixTheDS 6 лет назад

      Wrong quote

    • @nileman9907
      @nileman9907 5 лет назад +4

      Too soon!

  • @jaynerobinson5721
    @jaynerobinson5721 6 лет назад +216

    House: Just say you're a middle-aged Chinese woman.
    Wilson: Fine
    House: Say it.
    Wilson: I'm a middle-aged Chinese woman. lol

  • @Captn_Slow
    @Captn_Slow 6 лет назад +85

    "Seizure, death or worse" "Double death?"

  • @ToriEnglishArtsandPaws
    @ToriEnglishArtsandPaws 9 лет назад +206

    "It´s always so sad, when sperm comes between two people" GOTCHA!

  • @venusmoondust
    @venusmoondust 5 лет назад +82

    the lady and the inhaler. always a classic

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew 4 года назад +3

      She uses it like she's putting on perfume. :D

  • @imworm8695
    @imworm8695 4 года назад +131

    "If I get drunk there's a chance I'll makeout with the strippers or become one"

  • @balalaika1233
    @balalaika1233 4 года назад +19

    6:36 even Foreman winked when he heard that 😂
    Can't blame the guy, Olivia Wilde is a beauty

  • @aritragupta4182
    @aritragupta4182 8 лет назад +271

    Treatment by 'fighting the power'...wish I had a doctor like House

    • @WeaponLight
      @WeaponLight 8 лет назад +1

      Aritra Gupta he would kill u moron

    • @denisethasder8193
      @denisethasder8193 8 лет назад +18

      WeaponLight Doctor house was the country's best diagnostician in the show, how is he that bad?

    • @davidturner6280
      @davidturner6280 8 лет назад

      can you tell me which episode is that one?

    • @yt-sh
      @yt-sh 5 лет назад

      House is not practically applicable as most of Diagnosis he makes at end can be sorted if he starts it off like what any Med school follows...

  • @sparkynicole3941
    @sparkynicole3941 5 лет назад +27

    4:30 that moment when House actually looks sad and chastised
    Is... it’s, it’s beautiful

  • @Sai4651
    @Sai4651 Год назад +6

    5:52 - House's response always gets me 🤣
    He was ready to feed these cancer research mice to a cat.

  • @wakeruncollapse
    @wakeruncollapse 3 года назад +20

    5:38 is absolutely vicious and I love it.

  • @EdsterIII
    @EdsterIII 5 лет назад +60

    I love how Thirteen doesn't bother to play games. She just goes with it basically telling him shut up dumbass let's work. Olivia Wlide is just that Wild.

  • @lemonnitrate3050
    @lemonnitrate3050 2 года назад +11

    “Holding things in can give you cancer!” Aged WONDERFULLY

  • @lukahikano3004
    @lukahikano3004 4 года назад +16

    i love how at first everyone was like omg house you cant do that then by season 5 everyone's joining in

  • @mattsmith235
    @mattsmith235 9 лет назад +91

    6:04 best bit in all of houses funny moments

  • @thatgrumpychick4928
    @thatgrumpychick4928 4 года назад +26

    3:00 will always be my favourite part of the whole season

  • @saitamaonepuuunch6883
    @saitamaonepuuunch6883 5 лет назад +12

    That looks when she shows him how to inhaler works in priceless lmao! OMG i'm dying !!!
    03:50

  • @Lia-wi4bc
    @Lia-wi4bc 4 года назад +15

    Woman sprays inhaler on her neck.
    House: I am about to end this woman’s career

    • @samuelblackmon493
      @samuelblackmon493 3 года назад +2

      She left the exam room saying jerk and when Cuddy asked why, House said they were discussing Chicken recipes

  • @mitchelnorton2692
    @mitchelnorton2692 Год назад +23

    That scene where House had the boom box playing" Fight The Power" never gets old.

  • @serotonin9218
    @serotonin9218 4 года назад +12

    “The struggle to resistance ones captures is never pointless. Vive la résistance!”
    😂

  • @loriwalters1437
    @loriwalters1437 Год назад +1

    I love this collection of seasonal funniest moments

  • @bridget3956
    @bridget3956 4 года назад +16

    "She looks pretty good for someone on roofies"

  • @falke_blade9341
    @falke_blade9341 5 лет назад +24

    2:43 he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way love that quote from The untouchables by sean connery

  • @GRDwashere
    @GRDwashere 8 лет назад +161

    'speculation makes a spec out of u and some guy named lation... which doesn't affect me at all' ...I'm sooo using that at work.

    • @ThatGuy_212
      @ThatGuy_212 5 лет назад +4

      When you assume you make an ASS out of U and ME. Assume.

    • @observer698
      @observer698 4 года назад +1

      @@ThatGuy_212 I think this was better than the speculation

    • @marcoliver7914
      @marcoliver7914 2 года назад

      7:00 "You see the problem with speculation is you make a spec out of you and some guy named lation, which really doesn't affect me at all"

  • @augusthawks6576
    @augusthawks6576 4 года назад +5

    03:37 "Do I look like an idiot?" I laugh every time I see that. The one with the jelly cracks me up, too.

  • @kevinboudreaux7860
    @kevinboudreaux7860 Год назад +2

    "House! what are you doing?"
    "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm fighting the power!"

  • @theeorangeofthyorangetree
    @theeorangeofthyorangetree 8 лет назад +42

    3:52 oh my god his face suits my life...

  • @ismok3dopelik3kidcudi
    @ismok3dopelik3kidcudi 7 лет назад +82

    "In florida they said: Jesus is on my cheese sandwich."

  • @paranoidandroid6095
    @paranoidandroid6095 3 года назад +13

    4:55
    One of the best moments in the show

  • @JuanPabloContrerasC
    @JuanPabloContrerasC 4 года назад +2

    3:20 "when are YOU taking vacations 1313" XD
    the look on Olivia xD

  • @Codecritter55
    @Codecritter55 3 месяца назад +1

    1:53 I never laughed harder at anything than when I saw this show. Just the "huh" at the end of it XD

  • @Duckaluckatape
    @Duckaluckatape 9 лет назад +152

    I love thirteen

  • @nasrinv
    @nasrinv 5 лет назад +23

    Taub is so underrated and Olivia Wilde is a Goddess ❤️

  • @j.peterse8106
    @j.peterse8106 9 лет назад +360

    people who don't know thirteen is a person are going to get do confused by this comment section

  • @callmecanis7344
    @callmecanis7344 5 лет назад +25

    1:48
    Moments from death, and Houses last words of choice:
    *Huh*

  • @sandcoffin2657
    @sandcoffin2657 8 лет назад +247

    My only criticism of this video is that it needs more Kutner.

    • @warpspeedchic6932
      @warpspeedchic6932 8 лет назад +36

      we all needed more Kutner

    • @gillianlefrancois9394
      @gillianlefrancois9394 7 лет назад +4

      I just saw Kal Penn in a new series on Netflix, he's really good

    • @warpspeedchic6932
      @warpspeedchic6932 7 лет назад +2

      Gillian Lefrancois what's he in?

    • @amun1040
      @amun1040 3 года назад

      @FullmetalandtheFlame Yes, it was his decision to leave, he was offered a job in the white house. Really not a tv show, the real white house public relations' team.

  • @selenan4140
    @selenan4140 6 лет назад +26

    We cannot let house anywhere near this woman

  • @WerewolfGuyyy
    @WerewolfGuyyy 8 лет назад +6

    That fight the power bit made me fucking LOL nonestop!

  • @annheaton2243
    @annheaton2243 6 лет назад +3

    Of the first five seasons, this was the best. Some stunning epsiodes.

  • @electronicsandroboticsclub750
    @electronicsandroboticsclub750 3 года назад +4

    "If you're gonna kill me and rape me, please do it in that order" my sides hurt🤣

  • @PhantomFan1a
    @PhantomFan1a 5 лет назад +6

    Love the part where he is shouting at Cuddy 'Have you seen my balls?' Although I am surprised one of them wasn't blue because that would have made the joke that much funnier :D

  • @abb5596
    @abb5596 4 года назад +5

    2:41 is the best Sean connery impression I've heard

  • @gauravsherke4127
    @gauravsherke4127 11 месяцев назад +1

    That comeback though 3:14😂😂
    His comeback

  • @louff4tw746
    @louff4tw746 Год назад +2

    “Holding things in can give you cancer”
    He predicted it

  • @gem_bob95
    @gem_bob95 Год назад +4

    I can’t get over that inhaler woman! I’ve heard stories that actually happens 😂

  • @RedHall
    @RedHall 4 года назад +8

    Woman: Do I look like an idiot?
    House: No. Would you show me how your inhaler works
    Woman uses her inhaler like perfume
    Me facepalms

  • @txominabel6353
    @txominabel6353 Год назад +2

    I just went to my happy place
    We can not let house anywhere near this woman
    Kills me every time 😹😹😹😹

  • @davidoncioiu3595
    @davidoncioiu3595 6 лет назад +32

    6:37 Yes, please

  • @BasicallyRANDOMYT
    @BasicallyRANDOMYT Год назад +4

    2:13
    Oh my god.

  • @dxrebel
    @dxrebel Год назад +1

    Love how 13 usually fires right back

  • @ytw101
    @ytw101 3 года назад +2

    4:01 the look sold me so good

  • @hateefull1399
    @hateefull1399 6 лет назад +6

    I love how House was like huh facing that he could almost die lmao

  • @galenmarek4117
    @galenmarek4117 Год назад +1

    6:47 Bro I thought House was talking to a tiny Wilson

  • @tonycadenas7059
    @tonycadenas7059 5 лет назад +12

    I love thirteen.❤️ she is one of the most beautiful Doctor's on the show.❤️ She's one of my favorite characters too.

    • @quoniam426
      @quoniam426 5 лет назад +3

      Not only beautiful but also witty enough to awnser a troll joke with another one without even giving a shit about what people might think of her.

    • @listrahtes
      @listrahtes 2 года назад +2

      A stark contrast to the beauty prison doc in the last season which was basically a nice face with zero charisma.

  • @evilmorty-tv1xs
    @evilmorty-tv1xs 6 лет назад +11

    R.I.P Kutner

  • @picantchew2633
    @picantchew2633 7 лет назад +16

    3:36-3:54 I've been searching that scene for soo longg

    • @wildcardedits
      @wildcardedits 6 лет назад

      pi can't chew me too and army 💪 lmao

  • @carlosconde6512
    @carlosconde6512 4 года назад +3

    3:50 the look on his face says so much

  • @carolina.darling
    @carolina.darling 5 лет назад +6

    ‘was thinking about huge throbbing di...agnostic skills‘
    Laughed soooo hard

  • @actionboy6934
    @actionboy6934 3 года назад +2

    House: I kinda hit that last night so she's kinda all up in my jock.
    Thirteen: Wow, she looks good for someone on roofies.
    ROFL!

  • @morphology5114
    @morphology5114 3 года назад +3

    5:30 Always gets me, no matter how many times I watch it... :D

  • @scenicpseudo3012
    @scenicpseudo3012 5 лет назад +4

    - death, or worse
    - worse ? dooble death ?
    🤣

  • @joempoem478
    @joempoem478 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Bubbles"
    -"Is that your new stripper name?"
    "Yes."

  • @steztoyz
    @steztoyz 2 года назад +1

    @2:43 A nearly perfect Sean Connery in the Untouchables.

  • @thebookdoc.writing.and.editing
    @thebookdoc.writing.and.editing 2 года назад +1

    I am admitting to excellence. It is really hard to pick the best moments. 1:42, the understated "hunh" before the apartment explodes. Delicious.

  • @limlim8100
    @limlim8100 9 месяцев назад +2

    6:09 😂😂😂😂

  • @enriquemadibavalle7497
    @enriquemadibavalle7497 4 года назад +2

    I can't wait for House MD: Covid-19 Special

  • @TheKronos789
    @TheKronos789 4 года назад +6

    You missed one good scene from The Social Contract where a patient couldn't stop himself from telling Cuddy how sexy he though she was.

  • @world.enterprises1225
    @world.enterprises1225 4 года назад +5

    6:48 Tiny Wilson

  • @inouskehashibira1045
    @inouskehashibira1045 6 лет назад +8

    Fight the power! 🤣😂

  • @suhassubbanna
    @suhassubbanna 4 года назад +7

    6:16, he looks like walmart version of Matt Damon

  • @spikegilfer1997
    @spikegilfer1997 6 лет назад +3

    6:43
    Foreman's fucking wink

  • @bobbiblaze
    @bobbiblaze 4 года назад +1

    3:52 his face is pure gold HAHAHAHHAHA im fucking dead!