Can I ruin the joke like the little pr*ck I am? To be a serial killer you have to kill people on separate days. He's actually a mass murderer. I apologise
6:02 Huntsmen Spiders are some of the most venomous spiders on the planet! Their bites can cause Local Swelling and Pain, Vomiting, Nausea, Headache, Irregular Heartbeat and Palpitations.
If penguins cant fly because they have no threat to fly away from, are you telling me if i feel threatened there is a possibility i can learn to fly 😂😂
4 words "two girls one cup" It's about two people drinking rootbeer and watching funny videos then laughing so hard the rootbeer comes spewing out their nose 🤣🤣🤣 Sooo funny
3:40 we gonna talk about what’s at the bottom? I’m surprised this wasn’t blurred but then again I think this came out when RUclips was chill but I don’t remember because it was so long ago
Игры
Girlfriend isn’t in the video...
“Not Blood on the walls”
Wait
Bob Georvich oh yeah its all coming together
Bob Georvich the question if he did you know what, why
Wow man😱😱😱
Wow thats crazy when i read it
Bob Georvich 😯
”I’m not a serial killer”
*All those pink sheep might say otherwise*
But they cant. Can they now ?
Good one!
lol
Can I ruin the joke like the little pr*ck I am? To be a serial killer you have to kill people on separate days. He's actually a mass murderer. I apologise
MortalDestroyer 50 ok boomer
"An empty Browser history reveals more than a full one"-Sun Tzu, the art of war
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dam that is true tho
Who is here in 2024
Me
Me
Me
Me
Me
0:00 everyone in quarantine
Lol
Lol x2
@@signal6307 SO TRUE
😂
Aman Dave ?
“I never murdered anyone”
His girlfriends pink sheep: 👁👄👁
nah wait to u watch the pig on tannars channel surprising the click office
Stolen comment
ERTH KWAKEツ lazarbeam goes on about serial killing
👁️👄👁️
Lol
1:20 had me laughing so god damn hard, what a legend Lannan is.
I feel it is very nice that lazar is willing to give up his sanity and innocence for us.
What innocence
@@j-moneycool2985fr
Never had any 😂
"coconuts are deadlier than sharks?!"
possibly cause some people shake trees sometimes
Sharks need to start hiding in trees to surprise their victims like the coconut army. Then their KDA would be better.
potao beer I like it name
will44bott shoot that’s big brain
Lol yeah
Despite our greatest efforts, death remains our nations number one killer.
Lazarbeam: don't search that
Me: searches everything's he says don't
Puka BTW same
Puka BTW blue waffles...
Blue waffles don’t do it plz plz don’t
@@caleb9740 I wont if you tell me why
@@salbon6257 wait how old are u
3:40 he forgot to blur dat one
Did it without incognito mode what a legend
When he was searching “when did my dad” leave ,it was purple that means it’s already been opened
Man behind the slaughter intensifies*
There should be one that is "why does my gf cheat on me?" Hahaha I wanna die😄
Dawg not gonna lie, I had a stroke trying to read that
I think he tried to eat it
@@elverde8087 nice
“I set her pink sheep on fire.”
Five seconds later
“I am not a serial killer.”
XEN0 Awesome brah fortnite.
true
XEN0 Awesome he said murdered someone is a sheep someone
Ok
Blue
"Those spiders aren't scary"
Classic aussie answer
As an Australian I can confirm that huntsman spiders are everywhere
IKR
There are some here in America
So you’re telling me Lannan never heard of Burger King Foot Lettuce before??
Guess not
Guess not
Why refer to him as Lannan
Lol ikr
Kadz I don’t think he’s been outside of his fortnite world to know what it is
“Fresh is 17 years old”
Me: but how
Cal_ um for real he sounds a little older I would say in his 20s
@EYAD AMER he did
He’s actually 17...
@@dr.potatokim1712 exactly hes 17😂
Cal_ um u play Fortnite eww
“These little guys are friendly”
-A Man From Australia
Must be a dinosaur
4:17 I’m eating Burger King with lettuce right now😂
Lazarbeam: Do not tell your parents to search this up.
5 yr old: *tells parents*
owen hurley what was it please tell me
@RomeStar Jerome it’s an std
The family was never seen again
Faze Bakry ???? What do u mean?
RomeStar Jerome when the saw what it was
"I'm not a serial killer."
Has comitted only one murder.
Of Course
*One.*
@Anna Way oh no another bot
R.I.P Rodger
The reason his girlfriend isn’t in the videos is because he murderd her
When you say “DO DONT” we will 😁
6:04 most Australian thing I’ve ever heard
Interviewer: so where ya from ?
Lazabeam: i like spiders
Interviewer: Ahh Australia
I am 8 years old and I looked up blue waffles
@@pepperdal4888 what did it show
People with like 30 balls in their sack
Its fucked up
@@pepperdal4888 thats not what blue waffle is, and i doubt you are 8
I checked his Twitter and... It’s been suspended for violating Twitter’s policy 😂😂😂
What the f
Rewbot27 ya I was wondering what “violation” he did
WHAT The FFFFF
I'm not the only one watching old videos then
what was the word that he blured
8:05 that actually looks pretty damn cool.
You already know it’s a good day when LazarBeam is bored😂
“Where are these coconuts coming from!”
Exactly.
Yee
Sub to me you bloody legend
@Karina Cat I subbed now sub to me
"Where are these coconuts coming from!”
They are being thrown by drop bears.
"Im not a serial killer"
"My girlfriend wont be in my videos anymore"
"Thats not blood on the walls."
**eXcUsE mE**
Haha?
Softy IKR
That’s probably the sheep’s blood
Hmm
I like dope or nope
Who here in 2024? 😂
Me😊
Me
Me
Me
who wants everybody typing your comment in youtube?
When the chicken sneezed a add popped up about RUclips music 😂😂
“And they’re ripe for the taking.”
*Penguin season begins*
I read that when he said it wow
Lazarbeam: "I have never murdered anyone"
50 seconds before: "She will not be here because i murdered her pink sheep"
Lol
Dab
OMG
Lmaoooo
Sheep aren’t people and he said he never killed people. He never said he never killed a sheep small brain boi
Lazarbeam: the king of boredom curation
I bet this man enjoy the ones that he had to blur for RUclips
*searches movies with no kissing scenes*
Google: *YoUr LiFe*
suman rai ooooooooooffff
F
Roasted OFF
Lmao ooooffff
Footballjake14 can relate
“Why is it blue”
Lazarbeam 2019
*THERE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE BLUE*
Why is it blue why not
Haha
Bruh why am I getting likes this isn’t even that funny...
As someone with a goose they do indeed have teeth
I laughed so hard when lazer bean tells dads get milk and never cam back and also i know that comment that was not seen😂
“Spiders are not scary”
Me: Said so as an Australian
John Guillen for aussies it’s magpies 😂
@John Guillen I'm American and I'm not afraid of spiders
I'm american
Lannan: “I HAVE MADE SO MANY MISTAKES!”
*continues scrolling*
Hmm
Lollll
Lol
Lol
I’m board I’m very board
Ethan C *boerd
Lolllllllll
Lannan: I had to blur this word so that you do not look it up
Me: Instantly knows that it's goatse
My curiosity got the best of me🤦🏻♂️
What is it
@@benmott3093 goatse
It is not goatse
@@ftrspaulie4476 then what is it
"Where are these coconuts coming from?" Lazerbeam
Me "from John Wick"
Lannan: says it’s disgusting then looks at is for 10 minutes
👽
#1 on trending
Lannan: *puts Google in title*
RUclips: TRENDING
4:10 FOOT WHAT
6:02 Huntsmen Spiders are some of the most venomous spiders on the planet! Their bites can cause Local Swelling and Pain, Vomiting, Nausea, Headache, Irregular Heartbeat and Palpitations.
Thanks for letting me know. I knew lazar was joking
"I am not a serial killer" - He says after saying "I murdered my girlfriend's pink sheep which made her cry"
Lol
MrFatRaccoon IKR
And his gf is no longer on his show...was the blood there before she disappeared.?? Lol
LazarBeam: "I want to eat a penguin."
Me: *sweats in penguin*
Brian ThePenguin he wants to eat you I think si
LOL
Same
Anna May fuck off bot (I’m assuming)
😂
5:09 how cute❤
Yeah so we know what he actually searched on Google off camera
FBI ❶ did he search how to modern someone and pretend that you didn’t do it?
@@Alkara09 he googled underaged fortnite girls
I did
FBI ❶
You’re everywhere
So you took like 10 mins to make an account you are an overachiever
I will never forget corn. I Google that everyday
Yes corn is tasty
Corn
@@michellebolton4568 lol
Me too
I love cord
Extra toasted
He saying "huntsman are big and friendly" just makes me believe that he's from Australian.
5:46 the chicken sneeze is adorable
Lannan: Is disgusted from photos
Also Lannan: *continues looking*
Omg that's so true
Fax
Overused comment 🤓
fax
Fax
Lazarbeam: searches up random crap
The FBI agent watching him: *wtf is this guy doin*
Ok
Ava Michelle bruh I'm pretty sure that his fbi agent knows who he is and just wondered 'is he recording this he better be'
I just tried to make something funny I didn’t think for like 15 minutes. ZAID
I found out what fbi stands for
It stands for Federal boob inspecter
Little did we know this was Lannan just going through his search history.
3:41 the comment under 😭
When someone is scared to swim with sharks
Just tell them that your more likely to die from a coconut
Good one
Or another person lol
And then proceed to hit them with the coconut
*omg pewdiepie commented on my new video. Im crying and shaking*
@@kristymeyers9688 Subscribe me to my you tube channel
no one:
coconuts: we are planning our attack, we will rule soon
Please report everyone under my videos who comment ok boomer. THEY NEVER STOP
@@xbcvideo9751 ok Boomer
@@xbcvideo9751 OKAY BOOMER
XBC Video got it
Very true
Why is have to be watching this in my bed now I feel like a spider is in my bed
7:10 why do i see a sticky while thing
Vending machines are actually deadlier than sharks.
Weird but thank you
So are cows and coconuts.
Yeah I already know
yea
Owen Fulk whaaaaaaaaa
Google: “Why do clouds have shotguns”
9RodgerBacon9 lol
Yes, I can confirm. Its called category 5 Atlantic hurricane.
For planes
there is ALOT of tan in the 4th one lol
The this start video and bloody on the wall :D I love it
“That’s a chunky boy!”
“That looks more like a cloud!”
Slugg3r I was scrolling through and as I read it he said it
If penguins cant fly because they have no threat to fly away from, are you telling me if i feel threatened there is a possibility i can learn to fly
😂😂
well, you're not a bird like them
@Lucas. wait a damn minute
‘I’m Not A Serial Killer’ - Exactly What A Serial Killer Would Say
I have chickens and It’s so funny when they sneeze
So what's your girlfriend gonna think when she sees your search history
'Why am I dating him'
Roblox/Avakin Bella your not LMAO 😂
@@snurcle no she's gonna think why am I dating him
H100_AVerse r/woooosh
F*ck y’all you can delete the search history
Sharks: kills people
Coconuts: Pathetic.
coconuts: we are deadly
snakes: hold my beer
4 words "two girls one cup" It's about two people drinking rootbeer and watching funny videos then laughing so hard the rootbeer comes spewing out their nose 🤣🤣🤣
Sooo funny
Ideas:do a barrel roll/cha cha slide press the microphone button hope you have a nice day
Lannan: *Includes Google in the video’s title*
RUclips: *This...does put a smile on my face.*
Priiitttt!!!
blue waffle make black women protest!!! You detected racism.
#1 on trending proves that theory
#1 trending on the whole platform
Omg this crap finally made it
Am kidding this HIGH quality content
Yeah, I learned so on today, that is not too search or blue waffles on Google ever again
0:27 “except in fortnite I have killed many bots” lazerbeam
0:00 his profile pic 😂
yep
You have to type 00:01 or else it whom work
Yessir
Google “Thanos” then click on his gauntlet emoticon thingy!
Carpe Diem I did this before
👋
Carpe Diem u can do the same with each actor from friends and the wizard of oz
Carpe Diem YEAH!! I did that with the wizard of oz. (click on shoes and then on the house)
What is this reply chain?
He’s a murderer he has blood on his walls
2:40 im 99.9% sure its Degloved face but look up hands first
lannan: “i’m not a serial killer”
seconds before: “my girlfriend doesn’t like to be in videos with me anymore because i set her pink sheep on fire”
Ashlee 00 XD
so true
Lol
That true u know
He made me Google blue waffle because he blurred I now regret it
“I’m not a serial killer.”
That’s what they all say
TR0P1C4LZ_ I know right? That’s why I always claim I’m a serial killer.
Thats what they all say
@@therandom.cowboy5526 It's because you are, you are eating Cerial every morning and that makes you a serial killer
1:56 I never heard that chickens fly😂😂
"This little guy is friendly, he literally cannot hurt you" The picture of someone getting bit:
Lannan: Don"t google this!
Me: Ok let me google this.
SaME
Dammit can't like it
Same
Same
Same
"Wow that's a chunky boy"
*"Looks more like a cloud"*
Ok
3:42 Vietnam flashbacks of my 14 year old sister's old laptop
6:12 The Aussie who has prob seen and held spiders bigger than this says they are friendly lol
His girlfriend should check his search history after this
Ya
The 4th one was condom
Yep.
@@blurry.facedboi8538 nope
lazerbeam: “don’t search this up”
Us: *write that down right that down*
Charles the french
I saw you on another video lol
@@accountnotfound7028 who me
No Obi Wan
@@lurrz8588 but you look familiar
“Final little bit of flavor”- LazarBeam “beautiful fungus”
3:40 we gonna talk about what’s at the bottom? I’m surprised this wasn’t blurred but then again I think this came out when RUclips was chill but I don’t remember because it was so long ago
Lannan: I HAVE MADE SO MANY MISTAKES!!!
Proceeds to scroll
Rylan Valentine NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONNONOONOONONONO I HAVENT JUST DONT
I noticed that
Imagine being lazarbeams parent and you go through his search history 😬
This needs thousands of likes lmao
He’s 25 tho
@@Thinging r/whoosh
Oh no
Absolutely lazer when they find out 😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵
Before the chicken sneezed an ad popped up 😂
Bro says it’s so disgusting and keeps scrolling lol 😂
I like how he said that there’s no blood on the wall yet he doesn’t explain what’s on the wall.
Its just the design of the BRICK WALL
@@jamesturner1710 *You know too much*
Ik
AB Turner 0427 you ruin the fun not meant to be mean
Don’t worry I think a cooking video is coming soon
Lazarbeam: “penguins are the most laziest animal on earth!”
Koala and sloth: *Are we a Joke to you?*
hey koalas are getting BURNT alive rn
1 you forgot about pandas and 2 it's burned not burnt
Snail?
Koalas r extremely dangerous!! They could attack any moment!
Snail am i a joke to u?