Don't fall the illusion that Trump has widespread support. His margin of victory is approaching 1% now, and the clown caucus is already stepping on rakes.
At this moment, it is crucial for individuals to prioritize investing in alternative streams of income that are not reliant on the government, particularly with the existing worldwide economic crisis. This approach is key to securing financial independence and preparing for an early retirement.
I have savings of $600k and I'm ready for retirement, only concerned about the soaring inflation. Is this enough to retire comfortably, or do I need some sort of money management?
I believe the average life expectancy in the US is around 77.5 years, but many individuals live into their 80s. Therefore, $600k needs to cover all those years as well as any unexpected expenses. While $600k is a solid beginning, I recommend seeking financial advice just to be safe.
@@Karenowen-f9j Could you kindly provide the information for your investment advisor? I’m actively looking for one and would greatly appreciate your help.
Colombian here. The best joke of the news about the love motels is not really a joke but a piece of the interview: the Ugandan representative asked the reporter from The Guardian "Why are there mirrors on the ceiling?" XD
Thanks, much appreciated. A lot of us are extremely disappointed in and embarrassed by the state of affairs, and deeply concerned about what this means for the next 40+ years considering the long-term implications of the current situation.
@@missoats8731 Hmmm, "der Chicken-Nugget"... or "das Chicken-Nugget"... both sounds weird. How about we make it a Pluralwort and it always has to be "die Chicken-Nuggets"? :)
How is it any different to U.S news right now? We've got snakes in our private toilets, and you'll have snakes in the White House, also soon to be known as the public toilet. Same same. Ruined it for you now haven't I? 😏
@@rcisneros8567 See, I did that, but it turned out I was watching a circus, and then it was getting better, but then instead of putting a criminal in jail, this 💩 🕳️ of a country, made him the new president. Still better then watching my own backyard. At least when I watch your country, though I don’t know what it is called right now, it’s not United that’s for sure. But you were always worse, but for some reason listening to news in my country, hurt my soul, but listening to your news make me feel better about ourselves. But now it’s no comparison, and yes it was already bad, with kids dying from guns and that stuff. But now you just reached a whole new level of 💩 stupidity 💩 and 💩 on 💩. That I just don’t know if looking at your country is going to help, my sanity. Since I always believed you wanted better for yourselves and those around you. Turns out I was really really really wrong. I hope 🤞 you survive and don’t get deported. 🫠
It's not the size, it's the connection we humans create to beings. We feed them, take care for them and keep them safe. It's really difficult to not get attached after many years...
@@jason3064 Goldfish are very misunderstood because of their reputation as a cheap, low-maintenance pet. Properly taken care of, goldfish can grow to pretty big sizes and have fulfilling lives. More importantly, they do not actually forget everything after ten seconds. Your fish doesn't enjoy being stuck in a tiny bowl. Give them real aquariums.
Love Motels: VERY common in Japan. Back in the '80, I was a young USN sailor stationed outside of Tokyo, my USMC boyfriend and I went there because we were not allowed in each others barracks. It was so funny, you came into a lobby that only had a board lit up with "available" room (if the room was NOT lit up it was occupied). There were 2 prices, 1price for 2 hours and the second for 12 hours. So you made your selection like a coke machine and the key would dispense at the bottom of the machine. You made your way up to your room. Within 1 minute there was a quiet knock on the door and you would slide your Yen through a mail drop box near the bottom of the door. Once that was done, all was good. We had been told EXACTLY what to do before hand because you don't steal or piss off the Japanese. (they do not care that you are an American).
Ditto Okinawa in the 90's. Long story, but I had a superior try to coerce me into having sex with him at one of such place. 🤮 (Granted, that was still much better than the two superiors who flat out assaulted me🤬. Thankfully, our drill instructors had taught us well, and I was able to defend myself. Sadly, when such things happen, it still messes with your head.)
@@im.empimp That's so disgusting and disturbing. I hear that sexual harrassment and assault has come way down since then. I hope that's true. When you sign up and say you are willing to put your life on the line, it's just disgusting that you and so many others got treated like that.
My wife and I spent our wedding night in a sleazy hotel with a coin-operated bed (no, no idea) and plastic sheets. We were driving from TN to MN, and we'd left far too late to make the drive in one go, so we stopped at The Lincoln Lodge somewhere off I-57 in IL. We had a few good laughs and some needed sleep.
@@TheKrispyfort Australia has mandatory voting because the politicians. Can't inspire the people to get out & vote. So they force them to vote or loose their drivers licence & pay *MASSIVE* fines.
The record for the longest lived goldfish is 43 years. 10-15 is the average lifespan of a goldfish kept in a tank. So Merlin is either old for a tank raised goldfish, or young for a pond goldfish.
I was just watching a documentary last night here in Toronto about the four indigenous children who were lost for more than a month in the Amazon rainforest. I am a news junkie and I never heard about them. I was surprised.
Id rather both parties stop existing. Its a brilliant trap that has people fighting each other rather then the system as a whole. Also both parties are ran by the same lobbyists and corpo donors.
@@bobhoskins124 No, you require more choices in the number of political parties. That would stop extreme political views from hijacking one of the only 2 parties
@Go1239w I wanna say someone must have been a fast eater that the news didn't even reach me in time but they somehow made it all the way to the USA so I don't know anymore 😂
Years ago when I lived in Tucson, AZ there actually WAS a motel called NO TELL MOTEL. I've no idea if it's still there, but it was fun for myriads of jokes.
I was already hoping that, like with Meanwhile, this was a segment that was not about Ttump or American politics so I can still watch at least some of this show... thank you :)
When it comes right down to it, sausage is more about the spices than anything else. That's why Beyond Sausage sells so well, even though it's meatless.
4:50 ~ Just to clarify, we don't all poop balls of fat and Meth. Ok ~ maybe some of us do ~ I blame the wombats, personally. No good reason, I just think there's a lot to be said for blaming wombats. You can't blame the Koalas ~ everybody knows they poop hashish. You don't get Meth out of gum-leaves, no matter how hard to try. I know some people have tried very hard, but ~
From Germany 🇩🇪, no Racoon sausages at all over here. And yes, no German word for 'Nuggets', it woukd be Goldklumpen 😂😂😂 but I'm sure that nobody would buy it...
Nah she'd be right mate. When a bloke from Oz-tralia needs to drain the ol lizard or release a fat burger he shakes the ol snake after doin his job giving birth to a brood of racoon nuggets! Rare-effing true blue; Aussie verified: no racoons harmed cause their ain't nun ere cept in a zoo. It be cats n dogs! Yummy
At 58, he's got a long way to go to beat the world record. Ezzeldin Mohamed Ali Bahader born 3 November 1945 is an Egyptian former footballer who played as a forward. He is known for being the oldest professional footballer to play in an official game at 74 years.
When using the loo in Australia - especially if she's an outdoor dunny - be prepared for any combination of the following: - snakes - frogs - spiders We have a song about that last one 'Redback on the toilet seat' by Slim Dusty
When germany came up I expected something like the current goverment disintegrated and theres gonna by election campaigns over christmas. But racoon balls? Actually haven't heard about that. btw. there is not german word for nugget, we just call them nuggets here as well. sometimes Chicken Nuggets to be bit more specific, but I don't think anybody expects them to be made entirely from chicken.
Do you guys sat it "Nooget" or do you keep the English pronunciation? German is the only language I know that has this autistic-like need to keep the original pronunciation in words like "baby" or "restaurant", going so far as using sounds that don't otherwise exist in German. Also everyone calls them nuggets cause no one had such a word for such a tasty crime against nature and the universe before the US came up with them.
Me too. Especially because our German politicians referenced Trumps victory several times and it seems to have been one big trigger for the events finally leading to the end of the coalition. Please team of @ColbertLateShow make fun of our political drama, you'll find inspiration on Tumblr or elsewhere when Germans tried to share their feelings about the horror day (trump winning in the morning, practically no more government in Germany the evening) in English with the world^^
Trivia note: The U.S. game show The Amazing Race has been on for 36 Seasons, & they have been to Japan for 8 of them (9, 12, 15, 18, 20, 23, 26, & 31), they have been to Colombia for just 3 of them (28, 32, & 36), they have been to Ireland for just 2 of them (12 & 35), they have been to Germany for 12 of them (3, 6, 9, 14, 16, 19, 20, 22, 26, 32, 34, & 35), & they have been to Australia for 4 of them (2, 4, 9, & 18).
My parents tried to do the whole “that’s not a new goldfish” thing to me but then I freaked out cause I thought the goldfish had somehow completely changed shape and color overnight. The perfect combination of observant and stupid
at least we only have fatbergs on our beaches... the USA voted one to the Presidency
Don't fall the illusion that Trump has widespread support. His margin of victory is approaching 1% now, and the clown caucus is already stepping on rakes.
And the best yt comment of the day goes to...
😂😂😂😂
His weight is the least of his issues.
😂
The people who make $700 an hour have convinced the people who make $25 an hour that the problem is the people who make $7.50 an hour.
At this moment, it is crucial for individuals to prioritize investing in alternative streams of income that are not reliant on the government, particularly with the existing worldwide economic crisis. This approach is key to securing financial independence and preparing for an early retirement.
I have savings of $600k and I'm ready for retirement, only concerned about the soaring inflation. Is this enough to retire comfortably, or do I need some sort of money management?
I believe the average life expectancy in the US is around 77.5 years, but many individuals live into their 80s. Therefore, $600k needs to cover all those years as well as any unexpected expenses. While $600k is a solid beginning, I recommend seeking financial advice just to be safe.
@@Karenowen-f9j Could you kindly provide the information for your investment advisor? I’m actively looking for one and would greatly appreciate your help.
Thank you for this tip. it was easy to find your coach. and I conducted thorough research on her credentials before scheduling a call with her
I've been avoiding the hellscape of anything in the USA news, so nice to see something watchable again. Cheers from nearby Fatberg Beach, Australia
Colombian here. The best joke of the news about the love motels is not really a joke but a piece of the interview: the Ugandan representative asked the reporter from The Guardian "Why are there mirrors on the ceiling?" XD
But no pink champagne on ice?
I mean, he IS from the country that had to ask, "Why are you gay?"
@@RichardX1 L, G, B, T, I...where's the H?
@@L._Titussave yourself the trouble and just say queer
@@_Twink I generally do. I was referencing the famous (infamous?) Ugandan “Why are you gay?” interview.
All the best to you America, from the Netherlands 🇳🇱🌷
Thank you…we need it.
Same from Australia. I can’t believe that orange halfwit got back in.
Thanks, much appreciated. A lot of us are extremely disappointed in and embarrassed by the state of affairs, and deeply concerned about what this means for the next 40+ years considering the long-term implications of the current situation.
how nice! thanks, same to you ❤
Next 4 years here is going to be very much racoon balls and salt fat meth poop balls
funnily enough it is actually "das Nugget" in German 😅
Lol😂😂😂😂
Well, "der Nugget". But we just use the English word, yes 😅
@@wendelinvoss8634 I just looked it up and "das" is actually correct. Sounds crazy to me.
@@missoats8731 Hmmm, "der Chicken-Nugget"... or "das Chicken-Nugget"... both sounds weird. How about we make it a Pluralwort and it always has to be "die Chicken-Nuggets"? :)
@@wendelinvoss8634 Wer sagt denn "der Chicken Nugget"? Wobei.... meistens sind es "Die Chicken Nuggets"
Stephen you are so wonderful to help US deal with the nonsense 🥰
Remember don't be sad because sad backwards is das and das not good.
Greets from Germany 😂
😂😂😂
😆🤘👍
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I like that, thanks!!!
😂😂😂😂😂
YESS!!!!! Thank you. I need a break from US news right now.
Me too and I live there!
@@vessaj4482
Good one. Sadly.
How is it any different to U.S news right now?
We've got snakes in our private toilets, and you'll have snakes in the White House, also soon to be known as the public toilet. Same same.
Ruined it for you now haven't I? 😏
@@rcisneros8567 See, I did that, but it turned out I was watching a circus, and then it was getting better, but then instead of putting a criminal in jail, this 💩 🕳️ of a country, made him the new president. Still better then watching my own backyard. At least when I watch your country, though I don’t know what it is called right now, it’s not United that’s for sure. But you were always worse, but for some reason listening to news in my country, hurt my soul, but listening to your news make me feel better about ourselves. But now it’s no comparison, and yes it was already bad, with kids dying from guns and that stuff. But now you just reached a whole new level of 💩 stupidity 💩 and 💩 on 💩. That I just don’t know if looking at your country is going to help, my sanity. Since I always believed you wanted better for yourselves and those around you. Turns out I was really really really wrong. I hope 🤞 you survive and don’t get deported. 🫠
I’m so over USA news too. If I see anything political, I avoid it. Its mind blowing those fools voted for Trump again.
I’m from Cali, Colombia!! Can’t believe these people were sent to the motels! LOL!! Wait until they turn on the TV to watch the “News”!!
That's an hilarious thought 😂
They might want to try putting a quarter into the the vending machine near the bed to see the bed run the spin cycle. 😂😂
Just lost my 16 year old goldfish. It's amazing how attached you can get to a 10 cent fish.
It's not the size, it's the connection we humans create to beings. We feed them, take care for them and keep them safe. It's really difficult to not get attached after many years...
Love has no value, capitalist! Sorry for your loss.
Didn't know they could live that long
@@jason3064 Goldfish are very misunderstood because of their reputation as a cheap, low-maintenance pet. Properly taken care of, goldfish can grow to pretty big sizes and have fulfilling lives.
More importantly, they do not actually forget everything after ten seconds. Your fish doesn't enjoy being stuck in a tiny bowl. Give them real aquariums.
Lucky you're not familiar with any residents of Gaza.
You'd get used to the loss.
Love Motels: VERY common in Japan. Back in the '80, I was a young USN sailor stationed outside of Tokyo, my USMC boyfriend and I went there because we were not allowed in each others barracks. It was so funny, you came into a lobby that only had a board lit up with "available" room (if the room was NOT lit up it was occupied). There were 2 prices, 1price for 2 hours and the second for 12 hours. So you made your selection like a coke machine and the key would dispense at the bottom of the machine. You made your way up to your room. Within 1 minute there was a quiet knock on the door and you would slide your Yen through a mail drop box near the bottom of the door. Once that was done, all was good. We had been told EXACTLY what to do before hand because you don't steal or piss off the Japanese. (they do not care that you are an American).
Ditto Okinawa in the 90's. Long story, but I had a superior try to coerce me into having sex with him at one of such place. 🤮
(Granted, that was still much better than the two superiors who flat out assaulted me🤬. Thankfully, our drill instructors had taught us well, and I was able to defend myself. Sadly, when such things happen, it still messes with your head.)
@im.empimp so sorry you had to go through that.
@@im.empimp Basically you had to use your army training *on your superiors* instead of an enemy...?!?
@@im.empimp That's so disgusting and disturbing. I hear that sexual harrassment and assault has come way down since then. I hope that's true. When you sign up and say you are willing to put your life on the line, it's just disgusting that you and so many others got treated like that.
My wife and I spent our wedding night in a sleazy hotel with a coin-operated bed (no, no idea) and plastic sheets. We were driving from TN to MN, and we'd left far too late to make the drive in one go, so we stopped at The Lincoln Lodge somewhere off I-57 in IL. We had a few good laughs and some needed sleep.
As a German, I am surprised to hear we have a raccoon problem. Also, Aldi has these tasty new sausages
I didn't even know we had racoons in Germany
@@philipkoene5345 Not anymore 🧑🍳
@@robink.3557 export opportunity via ALDI to Australia.
😂😂😂 echt?
As a German, I do wonder if we are actually required by law to start every post with "As a German, " 😅🤔
Thank you for restraining Globie to only speaking at the beginning. She's just a bit too hard to listen to.
globie is being SILENCED! how dare!
@@justaguy12345 🤣
Raccoon balls: Not the wurst idea.
How does it compare to lkea horse balls??
Boom tish. 🥁
😂
i see what you grilled there
Better than Schwetty balls.
👋from🇦🇺!Until USA 2016 we here in other countries didn't fully appreciate our own!👍
Mandatory voting - turns out to be a good thing
Kinda like wearing a seatbelt when driving the car
@@TheKrispyfort Australia has mandatory voting because the politicians. Can't inspire the people to get out & vote. So they force them to vote or loose their drivers licence & pay *MASSIVE* fines.
@@TheKrispyfortI hated it when I was in my 20's but appreciate it sooo much now. Helps to curb the crazy .
@@TheKrispyfortyes and this new authoritarian misinformation law the Australian government is bringing in will be absolutely brilliant.
@infin8ee we made the democracy sausage a thing and boom everybody loves it. Australians can make a party out of anything!
Don’t tell RFK Jr about the raccoon sausages. He’ll have them in your supermarkets by end of January… 😂😂😂
1) Thank GOD Globey only talked during the intro. 2) That Coldplay joke was perfection 🤌🏼
The record for the longest lived goldfish is 43 years. 10-15 is the average lifespan of a goldfish kept in a tank. So Merlin is either old for a tank raised goldfish, or young for a pond goldfish.
Crocodiles, snakes, spiders and now Meth fatbergs. Welcome to Australia.
Actually, goldfish can remember things accurately for months. It has been tested.
By having them do little mazes, which is so cute!! And they can drive little car-tanks!!
Better than Trumpt@rds, then?
I'm now more wary of people who say they have the memory of a goldfish
Yeah.. i think someone made that up to cope with their guilt of keeping one in a bowl
Thats right! Just ask Nemo.
Colombia mentioned hp! 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴 Viva Colombia, viva Falcao!
I was just watching a documentary last night here in Toronto about the four indigenous children who were lost for more than a month in the Amazon rainforest. I am a news junkie and I never heard about them. I was surprised.
That’s the type of room Matt Gaetz will be getting when he travels overseas on official Murican business 😂😂😂
With his crack team of female interns. And when I say "crack", I guess I mean smart? But it's gaetz, so it's questionable...
🤢🤮
Pity the poor security team...
He is campaigning for Thailand and lax age for sex rules
He will never be confirmed.
At least -Clippy- Globie is keeping quiet
This gentleman will always make me *swoon* 💎💎💎
I'd rather have fatbergs than one Trump.
Same-same.
Trump is 90% fatberg.
Id rather both parties stop existing. Its a brilliant trap that has people fighting each other rather then the system as a whole. Also both parties are ran by the same lobbyists and corpo donors.
Trump is a fatberg
@@bobhoskins124 No, you require more choices in the number of political parties. That would stop extreme political views from hijacking one of the only 2 parties
Chris Martin was just going through a stage.
In Australia, It’s always a good idea to look at your toilet, garden anywhere really before taking a seat, even in the city; especially after rain.
Also never putting your hat or shoes on without a bit of a tap because of the fucking spiders.
🇦🇺 What's happening in Australia? 🤔
N O T FLICKING TRUMP ! 🙂 👍
Ummmm the millions of skyfoxnews viewers would say otherwise
Mandatory voting laws for the win!
@@intothefrayyo Millions? Lucky to get 200k of them here, mate and they just arrested an ex fox commentator for being a pedo....so....
@@intothefrayyomillions? Only about 200k here matey😊😊😊
Well said 👏👏👏
Anything that brings Chris Martin down to earth can only be good.
Thank you for keeping us sane during some crazy times. ❤
Stephen has won the war against Globey, nature is healing
as a German, all i can say is: "we have a racoon problem?" 😅 first i hear about that one
Cause y’all ate all the raccoons 🦝 😂😆
@Go1239w I wanna say someone must have been a fast eater that the news didn't even reach me in time but they somehow made it all the way to the USA so I don't know anymore 😂
@@iniyama I heard about it before. But like two days ago...
How have none of yall heard about this? I know it and I'm american
Fur farms were bombed in WWII or did yall not hear about that in history class?
@missoats8731 I heard about it more than a decade ago, do people really not pay attention to the environment that much?
Nice to see the decision was made to nix Globey’s awkward introductions for each country. Far less cringe.
Yes, at least on the late show the people's voice has been heard...
Years ago when I lived in Tucson, AZ there actually WAS a motel called NO TELL MOTEL. I've no idea if it's still there, but it was fun for myriads of jokes.
I love the guys laugh in the late show band!
Hi from Canberra, the national capital of Australia 🇦🇺 - Salt Fat Meth Poop 😂
Very uncooth comment.....
I was already hoping that, like with Meanwhile, this was a segment that was not about Ttump or American politics so I can still watch at least some of this show... thank you :)
"Two kinds of people need to be watched closely, those making laws and those making sausages" Kaiser Bismarck
When it comes right down to it, sausage is more about the spices than anything else. That's why Beyond Sausage sells so well, even though it's meatless.
Tofu Turkey sausages are good, too!
Love the yellow bruise joke even tho I'm not a big fan of Coldplay. It's just nice to hear timeless jokes. ❤
Australians, help me out. Would that be two flushes on the Python?
Miura played for my home team Dinamo Zagreb and we still love him!!!💙💙💙
😂...hi from Australia!Pymama snakes are more common in Australian bathrooms! *Always to cause a flush or two.😉
Soon, Trump will be ranting about flushing pythons
Our toilets have a third flush button that just gets rid of the toilet.
It's called 'don't live in Queensland'.
This was just what I needed - maybe forgetting about us from time to time is just what is needed for some sanity!
The funniest thing about the coldplay one: the same thing happened to olivia Rodrigo a couple of weeks ago... in the same city. Good job Melbourne
So they just didn't bother to fix the hole after Olivia fell through it??
@1midnightfish different stadiums. One was at marvel stadium and the other at accor stadium
@@cassandrakarpinski9416 Thank you for the detail! A hole in every stadium 😆
@@1midnightfish All Ozzie stadium have a hole to let the opposite star player disappear in case the Oz team isn't playing to well
FINALLY, Globie doesn't talk during the segment! 🎉
I guess they took the, um, polite criticism to heart.
@@JillKnappI would say it was also generous. 😂
Whatever guys! We have a 15 year old goldfish and we love Lemmy!
Love your International segment.
Thank you for NOT having Globey do the stupid cometary that you had in the last "What's going on over there?" video.
Thanks for helping me laugh
4:50 ~ Just to clarify, we don't all poop balls of fat and Meth. Ok ~ maybe some of us do ~
I blame the wombats, personally. No good reason, I just think there's a lot to be said for blaming wombats.
You can't blame the Koalas ~ everybody knows they poop hashish. You don't get Meth out of gum-leaves, no matter how hard to try. I know some people have tried very hard, but ~
If it were wombats, we'd be finding cubes.
@@WyvernYT ~ Nah, You're thinking of the wombats in Minecraft. I'm pretty sure they poop Meth. I saw a Micro$oft security thing about it ~
Bondi beach trying to relive the 80s
Wombats, eh?
Well, we do shit all over their favourite spots. Shouldn't get mad at someone just wanting to return the favour
@@WyvernYT we'd be finding cubes ya reckon?
Really though, what's the point
I’m from Germany and have never seen a Raccoon here…and no, we just use the word nugget!😂😂😂
Never thought I’d have to be embarrassed about our beaches 😫
Me too! First I've heard of it is here.
You're not familiar with the history of Bondi beach, are you?
My sympathies to whoever did the voiceover for Globey, but really... it's for the best.
In Australia Pyjama Snakes are more common in bathrooms than Pythons!😉
From Germany 🇩🇪, no Racoon sausages at all over here. And yes, no German word for 'Nuggets', it woukd be Goldklumpen 😂😂😂 but I'm sure that nobody would buy it...
So grateful I've never had to check for snakes while hurrying to use the restroom.
So people outside Australia don't have to do that? Do you still have to check for spiders under the toilet seat?
Check for worms afterwards!
The frogs are the worst. The way they sit in there, looking up, poised to jump 😮
Nah she'd be right mate. When a bloke from Oz-tralia needs to drain the ol lizard or release a fat burger he shakes the ol snake after doin his job giving birth to a brood of racoon nuggets! Rare-effing true blue; Aussie verified: no racoons harmed cause their ain't nun ere cept in a zoo. It be cats n dogs! Yummy
As an American, I say "poor Australia" with all the fat, poop, meth grain of salt I can muster
Thankfully it was isolated to only Sydney. The rest of our VERY LARGE country was spared from black balls.
It was Bondi beach. So, the only surprise there really was the shape of the scht stains
@@TheKrispyfortas an Australian I pity you yanks for a whole different reason....
Pythons are harmless, unlike your president elect.
Colbert writers were on some shit tonight 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
I always like it when Cali, Colombia is in the news, because that pushes people a little harder to stop calling California by that city's name.
"You mean there's no German word for nuggets?!" Haha! You made me spit out my wine!
Well clearly spoken by an ameture
😂😂😂
Love from Germany ❤
Could you please get some of our North-American raccoons? We also have a raccoon problem, and we love bratwursts.
We are having a great time here in Queensland Australia.
yeah the storm warnings were only issued six times this week
🙄and for once, BOM got it right…….
@Patchysgrandad Absolutely. Thanks 😊
Goldfish can live for decades. You've been warned.
But you can feed them to Pythons
Oh no.
At 58, he's got a long way to go to beat the world record.
Ezzeldin Mohamed Ali Bahader born 3 November 1945 is an Egyptian former footballer who played as a forward. He is known for being the oldest professional footballer to play in an official game at 74 years.
goldfish can remember people and you can even teach them tricks
Wrong info on the black balls on the beach in australia- those were tar balls- came from some oil spill from big ships
Please consider what's going on over there NZ content
This may help secure any future asylum application - for *whatever* reason ☺️😉
When using the loo in Australia - especially if she's an outdoor dunny - be prepared for any combination of the following:
- snakes
- frogs
- spiders
We have a song about that last one
'Redback on the toilet seat' by Slim Dusty
We have that song in the United states, too 😂
Country song "I don't like spiders and snakes; and that ain't what it takes to love me",Don't know if He's talking kinky sex or alcohol D.T.'s.
RIP Slim. My dad's favourite singer/ songwriter.
Do you need 1950s cliches to be funny? Nowhere has outdoor loos anymore. This is just dumb
@@Kate-lk6tw Uh- there are outdoor dunny all around Victoria. I was in one out the back of a cafe in Hawthorn a week ago?
This was a much better version of this segment! Globey wasn't so intrusive.
@1:47 NEW TROPE JUST DROPPED, ONLY ONE BED AT THE LOVE MOTEL
When germany came up I expected something like the current goverment disintegrated and theres gonna by election campaigns over christmas.
But racoon balls? Actually haven't heard about that. btw. there is not german word for nugget, we just call them nuggets here as well. sometimes Chicken Nuggets to be bit more specific, but I don't think anybody expects them to be made entirely from chicken.
Do you guys sat it "Nooget" or do you keep the English pronunciation? German is the only language I know that has this autistic-like need to keep the original pronunciation in words like "baby" or "restaurant", going so far as using sounds that don't otherwise exist in German.
Also everyone calls them nuggets cause no one had such a word for such a tasty crime against nature and the universe before the US came up with them.
Me too. Especially because our German politicians referenced Trumps victory several times and it seems to have been one big trigger for the events finally leading to the end of the coalition.
Please team of @ColbertLateShow
make fun of our political drama, you'll find inspiration on Tumblr or elsewhere when Germans tried to share their feelings about the horror day (trump winning in the morning, practically no more government in Germany the evening) in English with the world^^
OMG team Colbert knocking it outta da park😂😂😂
Thank you for: "It was all yellow." ☺
Needed that😣
Trivia note: The U.S. game show The Amazing Race has been on for 36 Seasons, & they have been to Japan for 8 of them (9, 12, 15, 18, 20, 23, 26, & 31), they have been to Colombia for just 3 of them (28, 32, & 36), they have been to Ireland for just 2 of them (12 & 35), they have been to Germany for 12 of them (3, 6, 9, 14, 16, 19, 20, 22, 26, 32, 34, & 35), & they have been to Australia for 4 of them (2, 4, 9, & 18).
So... a fan then?
Omg. Salt, Fat, Meth, Poop had me on the floor. XD
Dude, what is going on in Melbourne, Australia? First Olivia Rodrigo falls into a hole in the stage, and now Chris Martin? Da fuq.
Oh stormy bring back that sunny day
I remember song, not artist. Good, something to do!
Gold fish... 17 years old?! They live on average 10 to 15, so that's... surprising.
I'm wondering how did the fish breath during the surgery.. 🤔 or if it just stayed without breathing, but for how long? 😅
Maybe it's one of those goldfish that can live up to 30
They can live up to 30 years, if you take care of them. The oldest one was 43 yo.
Looks like they learned their lesson about the Globey
Well, I for one, am happy that annoying "Globey" thing only showed up at the start and didn't eff-up each segment with a vapid comment.
Love motels? Is that the new name, I remember those as Date Houses, minimum 2 hours 😂😂😂
In response to every joke each country said "Oh Yeah??? but you guys voted for Trump..... TWICE!!!" and burst out laughing.
How did you miss the New Zealand MP leading the haka in parliament?
Good point
Thank you for not adding the annoying voice In between.. Fun if it's done only when it makes a bit better with a really good line
Yeah, the absolute sigh of relief when they went into the first country without Globie saying an intro
Gotta hate 😂Gaetz
Happy International Men's Day 19th November.
I see they got rid of the annoying graphic everytime a new place is mentioned
Thank you Stephen
Well said darling xxx
Hi from Western Australia
My parents tried to do the whole “that’s not a new goldfish” thing to me but then I freaked out cause I thought the goldfish had somehow completely changed shape and color overnight. The perfect combination of observant and stupid
Soylent Green is people!!
Consuming the meat of an apex predator (raccoon) is never a good idea. They also eat a lot of garbage.
I have the fattest raccoon in my backyard! I thought I was feeding a stray cat. Nope huge raccoon.
Seems they smartly made globey silent.
Awesome song, amazing voice and cool location ;)
🐠 …where am I? Who are you?
Someone say… 🍣 sushi?! 🤣😁
They got rid of the awkward and unfunny one liners from the globe character 🤣
2:13 The graphics department took their job seriously; note the "R" in the top right
🇨🇭 greetings and much love for your existence ❤