What's Going On Over There? - Colombia's Love Motels, Australian Fatbergs, Chris Martin's Tumble

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  • @epoptic1
    @epoptic1 Месяц назад +1424

    at least we only have fatbergs on our beaches... the USA voted one to the Presidency

    • @erickborling1302
      @erickborling1302 Месяц назад +1

      Don't fall the illusion that Trump has widespread support. His margin of victory is approaching 1% now, and the clown caucus is already stepping on rakes.

    • @Kurt_Philanderer
      @Kurt_Philanderer Месяц назад +112

      And the best yt comment of the day goes to...

    • @TraceyBurton-gs6jm
      @TraceyBurton-gs6jm Месяц назад +39

      😂😂😂😂

    • @mariyamwaniki
      @mariyamwaniki Месяц назад +76

      His weight is the least of his issues.

    • @patrickcardon1643
      @patrickcardon1643 Месяц назад +16

      😂

  • @TiffanyW-f6i
    @TiffanyW-f6i Месяц назад +1800

    The people who make $700 an hour have convinced the people who make $25 an hour that the problem is the people who make $7.50 an hour.

    • @PatriceJosey
      @PatriceJosey Месяц назад +5

      At this moment, it is crucial for individuals to prioritize investing in alternative streams of income that are not reliant on the government, particularly with the existing worldwide economic crisis. This approach is key to securing financial independence and preparing for an early retirement.

    • @Kai-p2g
      @Kai-p2g Месяц назад +1

      I have savings of $600k and I'm ready for retirement, only concerned about the soaring inflation. Is this enough to retire comfortably, or do I need some sort of money management?

    • @ChloeColeman-b3i
      @ChloeColeman-b3i Месяц назад +1

      I believe the average life expectancy in the US is around 77.5 years, but many individuals live into their 80s. Therefore, $600k needs to cover all those years as well as any unexpected expenses. While $600k is a solid beginning, I recommend seeking financial advice just to be safe.

    • @Daisygoddard-j7l
      @Daisygoddard-j7l Месяц назад

      @@Karenowen-f9j Could you kindly provide the information for your investment advisor? I’m actively looking for one and would greatly appreciate your help.

    • @Alma.J-j7e
      @Alma.J-j7e Месяц назад

      Thank you for this tip. it was easy to find your coach. and I conducted thorough research on her credentials before scheduling a call with her

  • @duncanwallace7760
    @duncanwallace7760 Месяц назад +160

    I've been avoiding the hellscape of anything in the USA news, so nice to see something watchable again. Cheers from nearby Fatberg Beach, Australia

  • @Rodrigood11
    @Rodrigood11 Месяц назад +164

    Colombian here. The best joke of the news about the love motels is not really a joke but a piece of the interview: the Ugandan representative asked the reporter from The Guardian "Why are there mirrors on the ceiling?" XD

    • @DuchessofEarlGrey
      @DuchessofEarlGrey Месяц назад +12

      But no pink champagne on ice?

    • @RichardX1
      @RichardX1 Месяц назад +12

      I mean, he IS from the country that had to ask, "Why are you gay?"

    • @L._Titus
      @L._Titus Месяц назад

      @@RichardX1 L, G, B, T, I...where's the H?

    • @_Twink
      @_Twink Месяц назад +3

      ​@@L._Titussave yourself the trouble and just say queer

    • @L._Titus
      @L._Titus Месяц назад +6

      @@_Twink I generally do. I was referencing the famous (infamous?) Ugandan “Why are you gay?” interview.

  • @MarcKloos
    @MarcKloos Месяц назад +302

    All the best to you America, from the Netherlands 🇳🇱🌷

    • @RH-wj4rz
      @RH-wj4rz Месяц назад +24

      Thank you…we need it.

    • @geoffmartins8959
      @geoffmartins8959 Месяц назад

      Same from Australia. I can’t believe that orange halfwit got back in.

    • @earthknight60
      @earthknight60 Месяц назад +28

      Thanks, much appreciated. A lot of us are extremely disappointed in and embarrassed by the state of affairs, and deeply concerned about what this means for the next 40+ years considering the long-term implications of the current situation.

    • @starflakey
      @starflakey Месяц назад +12

      how nice! thanks, same to you ❤

    • @gorak9000
      @gorak9000 Месяц назад +1

      Next 4 years here is going to be very much racoon balls and salt fat meth poop balls

  • @thofu
    @thofu Месяц назад +170

    funnily enough it is actually "das Nugget" in German 😅

    • @Cursey1
      @Cursey1 Месяц назад +4

      Lol😂😂😂😂

    • @wendelinvoss8634
      @wendelinvoss8634 Месяц назад +6

      Well, "der Nugget". But we just use the English word, yes 😅

    • @missoats8731
      @missoats8731 Месяц назад +6

      @@wendelinvoss8634 I just looked it up and "das" is actually correct. Sounds crazy to me.

    • @Vamirez
      @Vamirez Месяц назад +1

      @@missoats8731 Hmmm, "der Chicken-Nugget"... or "das Chicken-Nugget"... both sounds weird. How about we make it a Pluralwort and it always has to be "die Chicken-Nuggets"? :)

    • @tinas_hotdog_sophie
      @tinas_hotdog_sophie Месяц назад +3

      @@wendelinvoss8634 Wer sagt denn "der Chicken Nugget"? Wobei.... meistens sind es "Die Chicken Nuggets"

  • @patriciamurfitt4590
    @patriciamurfitt4590 Месяц назад +118

    Stephen you are so wonderful to help US deal with the nonsense 🥰

  • @bufohannah
    @bufohannah Месяц назад +253

    Remember don't be sad because sad backwards is das and das not good.
    Greets from Germany 😂

  • @rcisneros8567
    @rcisneros8567 Месяц назад +245

    YESS!!!!! Thank you. I need a break from US news right now.

    • @vessaj4482
      @vessaj4482 Месяц назад +3

      Me too and I live there!

    • @susanfanning9480
      @susanfanning9480 Месяц назад

      ​@@vessaj4482
      Good one. Sadly.

    • @-Fritz-
      @-Fritz- Месяц назад

      How is it any different to U.S news right now?
      We've got snakes in our private toilets, and you'll have snakes in the White House, also soon to be known as the public toilet. Same same.
      Ruined it for you now haven't I? 😏

    • @kerrynicholls6683
      @kerrynicholls6683 Месяц назад

      @@rcisneros8567 See, I did that, but it turned out I was watching a circus, and then it was getting better, but then instead of putting a criminal in jail, this 💩 🕳️ of a country, made him the new president. Still better then watching my own backyard. At least when I watch your country, though I don’t know what it is called right now, it’s not United that’s for sure. But you were always worse, but for some reason listening to news in my country, hurt my soul, but listening to your news make me feel better about ourselves. But now it’s no comparison, and yes it was already bad, with kids dying from guns and that stuff. But now you just reached a whole new level of 💩 stupidity 💩 and 💩 on 💩. That I just don’t know if looking at your country is going to help, my sanity. Since I always believed you wanted better for yourselves and those around you. Turns out I was really really really wrong. I hope 🤞 you survive and don’t get deported. 🫠

    • @lk4871
      @lk4871 Месяц назад +1

      I’m so over USA news too. If I see anything political, I avoid it. Its mind blowing those fools voted for Trump again.

  • @Digital2Francisco
    @Digital2Francisco Месяц назад +43

    I’m from Cali, Colombia!! Can’t believe these people were sent to the motels! LOL!! Wait until they turn on the TV to watch the “News”!!

    • @infin8ee
      @infin8ee Месяц назад +1

      That's an hilarious thought 😂

    • @KristinBagani
      @KristinBagani Месяц назад +3

      They might want to try putting a quarter into the the vending machine near the bed to see the bed run the spin cycle. 😂😂

  • @ryanroberts1104
    @ryanroberts1104 Месяц назад +204

    Just lost my 16 year old goldfish. It's amazing how attached you can get to a 10 cent fish.

    • @alaric_
      @alaric_ Месяц назад +18

      It's not the size, it's the connection we humans create to beings. We feed them, take care for them and keep them safe. It's really difficult to not get attached after many years...

    • @GM-cq6ez
      @GM-cq6ez Месяц назад

      Love has no value, capitalist! Sorry for your loss.

    • @jason3064
      @jason3064 Месяц назад +13

      Didn't know they could live that long

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 Месяц назад +26

      @@jason3064 Goldfish are very misunderstood because of their reputation as a cheap, low-maintenance pet. Properly taken care of, goldfish can grow to pretty big sizes and have fulfilling lives.
      More importantly, they do not actually forget everything after ten seconds. Your fish doesn't enjoy being stuck in a tiny bowl. Give them real aquariums.

    • @ArtyFactual_Intelligence
      @ArtyFactual_Intelligence Месяц назад +1

      Lucky you're not familiar with any residents of Gaza.
      You'd get used to the loss.

  • @maddieronk4966
    @maddieronk4966 Месяц назад +53

    Love Motels: VERY common in Japan. Back in the '80, I was a young USN sailor stationed outside of Tokyo, my USMC boyfriend and I went there because we were not allowed in each others barracks. It was so funny, you came into a lobby that only had a board lit up with "available" room (if the room was NOT lit up it was occupied). There were 2 prices, 1price for 2 hours and the second for 12 hours. So you made your selection like a coke machine and the key would dispense at the bottom of the machine. You made your way up to your room. Within 1 minute there was a quiet knock on the door and you would slide your Yen through a mail drop box near the bottom of the door. Once that was done, all was good. We had been told EXACTLY what to do before hand because you don't steal or piss off the Japanese. (they do not care that you are an American).

    • @im.empimp
      @im.empimp Месяц назад +19

      Ditto Okinawa in the 90's. Long story, but I had a superior try to coerce me into having sex with him at one of such place. 🤮
      (Granted, that was still much better than the two superiors who flat out assaulted me🤬. Thankfully, our drill instructors had taught us well, and I was able to defend myself. Sadly, when such things happen, it still messes with your head.)

    • @deborahbarnes6741
      @deborahbarnes6741 Месяц назад +14

      ​@im.empimp so sorry you had to go through that.

    • @1midnightfish
      @1midnightfish Месяц назад +6

      @@im.empimp Basically you had to use your army training *on your superiors* instead of an enemy...?!?

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 Месяц назад +3

      @@im.empimp That's so disgusting and disturbing. I hear that sexual harrassment and assault has come way down since then. I hope that's true. When you sign up and say you are willing to put your life on the line, it's just disgusting that you and so many others got treated like that.

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 Месяц назад +3

      My wife and I spent our wedding night in a sleazy hotel with a coin-operated bed (no, no idea) and plastic sheets. We were driving from TN to MN, and we'd left far too late to make the drive in one go, so we stopped at The Lincoln Lodge somewhere off I-57 in IL. We had a few good laughs and some needed sleep.

  • @robink.3557
    @robink.3557 Месяц назад +101

    As a German, I am surprised to hear we have a raccoon problem. Also, Aldi has these tasty new sausages

    • @philipkoene5345
      @philipkoene5345 Месяц назад +8

      I didn't even know we had racoons in Germany

    • @Cog_Nomen
      @Cog_Nomen Месяц назад +11

      ​@@philipkoene5345 Not anymore 🧑‍🍳

    • @robertbeech8210
      @robertbeech8210 Месяц назад

      @@robink.3557 export opportunity via ALDI to Australia.

    • @brittac.fleck-zink2863
      @brittac.fleck-zink2863 Месяц назад +2

      😂😂😂 echt?

    • @thofu
      @thofu Месяц назад +7

      As a German, I do wonder if we are actually required by law to start every post with "As a German, " 😅🤔

  • @Darchias
    @Darchias Месяц назад +78

    Thank you for restraining Globie to only speaking at the beginning. She's just a bit too hard to listen to.

  • @tenzhitihsien888
    @tenzhitihsien888 Месяц назад +343

    Raccoon balls: Not the wurst idea.

    • @gorak9000
      @gorak9000 Месяц назад +7

      How does it compare to lkea horse balls??

    • @stephanieyee9784
      @stephanieyee9784 Месяц назад +16

      Boom tish. 🥁

    • @JanetPlanetful
      @JanetPlanetful Месяц назад +2

      😂

    • @mho...
      @mho... Месяц назад +5

      i see what you grilled there

    • @3DJapan
      @3DJapan Месяц назад +2

      Better than Schwetty balls.

  • @cherylmccloud8709
    @cherylmccloud8709 Месяц назад +94

    👋from🇦🇺!Until USA 2016 we here in other countries didn't fully appreciate our own!👍

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort Месяц назад +17

      Mandatory voting - turns out to be a good thing
      Kinda like wearing a seatbelt when driving the car

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@TheKrispyfort Australia has mandatory voting because the politicians. Can't inspire the people to get out & vote. So they force them to vote or loose their drivers licence & pay *MASSIVE* fines.

    • @infin8ee
      @infin8ee Месяц назад +4

      ​@@TheKrispyfortI hated it when I was in my 20's but appreciate it sooo much now. Helps to curb the crazy .

    • @retrotom5346
      @retrotom5346 Месяц назад

      ​@@TheKrispyfortyes and this new authoritarian misinformation law the Australian government is bringing in will be absolutely brilliant.

    • @meredithtiller2090
      @meredithtiller2090 Месяц назад +1

      ​@infin8ee we made the democracy sausage a thing and boom everybody loves it. Australians can make a party out of anything!

  • @Shazzadut1
    @Shazzadut1 Месяц назад +7

    Don’t tell RFK Jr about the raccoon sausages. He’ll have them in your supermarkets by end of January… 😂😂😂

  • @ksrt2654
    @ksrt2654 Месяц назад +26

    1) Thank GOD Globey only talked during the intro. 2) That Coldplay joke was perfection 🤌🏼

  • @DragonFae16
    @DragonFae16 Месяц назад +57

    The record for the longest lived goldfish is 43 years. 10-15 is the average lifespan of a goldfish kept in a tank. So Merlin is either old for a tank raised goldfish, or young for a pond goldfish.

  • @camgallagher288
    @camgallagher288 Месяц назад +3

    Crocodiles, snakes, spiders and now Meth fatbergs. Welcome to Australia.

  • @shareika
    @shareika Месяц назад +37

    Actually, goldfish can remember things accurately for months. It has been tested.

    • @imarockstarification
      @imarockstarification Месяц назад +8

      By having them do little mazes, which is so cute!! And they can drive little car-tanks!!

    • @ArtyFactual_Intelligence
      @ArtyFactual_Intelligence Месяц назад

      Better than Trumpt@rds, then?

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort Месяц назад +2

      I'm now more wary of people who say they have the memory of a goldfish

    • @rebeccatownsend178
      @rebeccatownsend178 Месяц назад +2

      Yeah.. i think someone made that up to cope with their guilt of keeping one in a bowl

    • @Kerrytoby
      @Kerrytoby Месяц назад

      Thats right! Just ask Nemo.

  • @danielgomez8776
    @danielgomez8776 Месяц назад +22

    Colombia mentioned hp! 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴 Viva Colombia, viva Falcao!

    • @waryaawariiri1812
      @waryaawariiri1812 Месяц назад +2

      I was just watching a documentary last night here in Toronto about the four indigenous children who were lost for more than a month in the Amazon rainforest. I am a news junkie and I never heard about them. I was surprised.

  • @mervynstephens2808
    @mervynstephens2808 Месяц назад +83

    That’s the type of room Matt Gaetz will be getting when he travels overseas on official Murican business 😂😂😂

    • @davidg3944
      @davidg3944 Месяц назад

      With his crack team of female interns. And when I say "crack", I guess I mean smart? But it's gaetz, so it's questionable...

    • @stephanieyee9784
      @stephanieyee9784 Месяц назад +4

      🤢🤮

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 Месяц назад +9

      Pity the poor security team...

    • @missg.5940
      @missg.5940 Месяц назад

      He is campaigning for Thailand and lax age for sex rules

    • @chrismontrose3162
      @chrismontrose3162 Месяц назад +2

      He will never be confirmed.

  • @MarcKloos
    @MarcKloos Месяц назад +100

    At least -Clippy- Globie is keeping quiet

  • @katejean7899
    @katejean7899 Месяц назад +2

    This gentleman will always make me *swoon* 💎💎💎

  • @ktjamlex
    @ktjamlex Месяц назад +159

    I'd rather have fatbergs than one Trump.

    • @davidg3944
      @davidg3944 Месяц назад +18

      Same-same.

    • @sarcasmo57
      @sarcasmo57 Месяц назад

      Trump is 90% fatberg.

    • @bobhoskins124
      @bobhoskins124 Месяц назад +2

      Id rather both parties stop existing. Its a brilliant trap that has people fighting each other rather then the system as a whole. Also both parties are ran by the same lobbyists and corpo donors.

    • @johnnelson4731
      @johnnelson4731 Месяц назад

      Trump is a fatberg

    • @Mark-ok8ss
      @Mark-ok8ss Месяц назад +3

      @@bobhoskins124 No, you require more choices in the number of political parties. That would stop extreme political views from hijacking one of the only 2 parties

  • @Kerrytoby
    @Kerrytoby Месяц назад +6

    Chris Martin was just going through a stage.

  • @lk4871
    @lk4871 Месяц назад +5

    In Australia, It’s always a good idea to look at your toilet, garden anywhere really before taking a seat, even in the city; especially after rain.

    • @AthaliePaynting
      @AthaliePaynting Месяц назад +2

      Also never putting your hat or shoes on without a bit of a tap because of the fucking spiders.

  • @Green_House
    @Green_House Месяц назад +65

    🇦🇺 What's happening in Australia? 🤔
    N O T FLICKING TRUMP ! 🙂 👍

    • @intothefrayyo
      @intothefrayyo Месяц назад

      Ummmm the millions of skyfoxnews viewers would say otherwise

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort Месяц назад +6

      Mandatory voting laws for the win!

    • @poida_de_bogan
      @poida_de_bogan Месяц назад

      ​@@intothefrayyo Millions? Lucky to get 200k of them here, mate and they just arrested an ex fox commentator for being a pedo....so....

    • @poida_de_bogan
      @poida_de_bogan Месяц назад +3

      ​@@intothefrayyomillions? Only about 200k here matey😊😊😊

    • @katejean7899
      @katejean7899 Месяц назад +1

      Well said 👏👏👏

  • @dalewyatt1321
    @dalewyatt1321 Месяц назад +10

    Anything that brings Chris Martin down to earth can only be good.

  • @aylamkp1
    @aylamkp1 Месяц назад +30

    Thank you for keeping us sane during some crazy times. ❤

  • @humulos
    @humulos Месяц назад +12

    Stephen has won the war against Globey, nature is healing

  • @iniyama
    @iniyama Месяц назад +24

    as a German, all i can say is: "we have a racoon problem?" 😅 first i hear about that one

    • @Go1239w
      @Go1239w Месяц назад +1

      Cause y’all ate all the raccoons 🦝 😂😆

    • @iniyama
      @iniyama Месяц назад

      @Go1239w I wanna say someone must have been a fast eater that the news didn't even reach me in time but they somehow made it all the way to the USA so I don't know anymore 😂

    • @missoats8731
      @missoats8731 Месяц назад

      @@iniyama I heard about it before. But like two days ago...

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 Месяц назад +1

      How have none of yall heard about this? I know it and I'm american
      Fur farms were bombed in WWII or did yall not hear about that in history class?

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 Месяц назад

      ​@missoats8731 I heard about it more than a decade ago, do people really not pay attention to the environment that much?

  • @Arkazon
    @Arkazon Месяц назад +34

    Nice to see the decision was made to nix Globey’s awkward introductions for each country. Far less cringe.

    • @gnocchidokey
      @gnocchidokey Месяц назад

      Yes, at least on the late show the people's voice has been heard...

  • @ejbear8403
    @ejbear8403 Месяц назад +24

    Years ago when I lived in Tucson, AZ there actually WAS a motel called NO TELL MOTEL. I've no idea if it's still there, but it was fun for myriads of jokes.

  • @vriddle2009
    @vriddle2009 Месяц назад +21

    I love the guys laugh in the late show band!

  • @adriennemcrae5680
    @adriennemcrae5680 Месяц назад +42

    Hi from Canberra, the national capital of Australia 🇦🇺 - Salt Fat Meth Poop 😂

  • @r.d.w.molenkamp1276
    @r.d.w.molenkamp1276 Месяц назад +20

    I was already hoping that, like with Meanwhile, this was a segment that was not about Ttump or American politics so I can still watch at least some of this show... thank you :)

  • @clarencegoddard6527
    @clarencegoddard6527 Месяц назад +3

    "Two kinds of people need to be watched closely, those making laws and those making sausages" Kaiser Bismarck

  • @malavoy1
    @malavoy1 Месяц назад +18

    When it comes right down to it, sausage is more about the spices than anything else. That's why Beyond Sausage sells so well, even though it's meatless.

    • @GM-cq6ez
      @GM-cq6ez Месяц назад +4

      Tofu Turkey sausages are good, too!

  • @HazelwithaZ
    @HazelwithaZ Месяц назад +13

    Love the yellow bruise joke even tho I'm not a big fan of Coldplay. It's just nice to hear timeless jokes. ❤

  • @TheWolfHowling
    @TheWolfHowling Месяц назад +22

    Australians, help me out. Would that be two flushes on the Python?

    • @stjepan4444
      @stjepan4444 Месяц назад

      Miura played for my home team Dinamo Zagreb and we still love him!!!💙💙💙

    • @cherylmccloud8709
      @cherylmccloud8709 Месяц назад +2

      😂...hi from Australia!Pymama snakes are more common in Australian bathrooms! *Always to cause a flush or two.😉

    • @jenswetter251
      @jenswetter251 Месяц назад +2

      Soon, Trump will be ranting about flushing pythons

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 Месяц назад +8

      Our toilets have a third flush button that just gets rid of the toilet.

    • @geekychik86
      @geekychik86 Месяц назад +2

      It's called 'don't live in Queensland'.

  • @bettymaugeri7316
    @bettymaugeri7316 Месяц назад +6

    This was just what I needed - maybe forgetting about us from time to time is just what is needed for some sanity!

  • @cassandrakarpinski9416
    @cassandrakarpinski9416 Месяц назад +14

    The funniest thing about the coldplay one: the same thing happened to olivia Rodrigo a couple of weeks ago... in the same city. Good job Melbourne

    • @1midnightfish
      @1midnightfish Месяц назад +2

      So they just didn't bother to fix the hole after Olivia fell through it??

    • @cassandrakarpinski9416
      @cassandrakarpinski9416 Месяц назад +2

      @1midnightfish different stadiums. One was at marvel stadium and the other at accor stadium

    • @1midnightfish
      @1midnightfish Месяц назад +2

      @@cassandrakarpinski9416 Thank you for the detail! A hole in every stadium 😆

    • @reuireuiop0
      @reuireuiop0 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@1midnightfish All Ozzie stadium have a hole to let the opposite star player disappear in case the Oz team isn't playing to well

  • @SulphuricGrin
    @SulphuricGrin Месяц назад +38

    FINALLY, Globie doesn't talk during the segment! 🎉

    • @JillKnapp
      @JillKnapp Месяц назад +5

      I guess they took the, um, polite criticism to heart.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Месяц назад

      ​@@JillKnappI would say it was also generous. 😂

  • @khristiannemenardie-yokom3317
    @khristiannemenardie-yokom3317 Месяц назад +10

    Whatever guys! We have a 15 year old goldfish and we love Lemmy!

  • @limok6001
    @limok6001 Месяц назад +7

    Love your International segment.

  • @LeighJunie
    @LeighJunie Месяц назад +7

    Thank you for NOT having Globey do the stupid cometary that you had in the last "What's going on over there?" video.

  • @RhondaNam
    @RhondaNam Месяц назад +25

    Thanks for helping me laugh

  • @Kneedragon1962
    @Kneedragon1962 Месяц назад +14

    4:50 ~ Just to clarify, we don't all poop balls of fat and Meth. Ok ~ maybe some of us do ~
    I blame the wombats, personally. No good reason, I just think there's a lot to be said for blaming wombats.
    You can't blame the Koalas ~ everybody knows they poop hashish. You don't get Meth out of gum-leaves, no matter how hard to try. I know some people have tried very hard, but ~

    • @WyvernYT
      @WyvernYT Месяц назад +8

      If it were wombats, we'd be finding cubes.

    • @Kneedragon1962
      @Kneedragon1962 Месяц назад

      @@WyvernYT ~ Nah, You're thinking of the wombats in Minecraft. I'm pretty sure they poop Meth. I saw a Micro$oft security thing about it ~

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort Месяц назад

      Bondi beach trying to relive the 80s

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort Месяц назад

      Wombats, eh?
      Well, we do shit all over their favourite spots. Shouldn't get mad at someone just wanting to return the favour

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort Месяц назад

      ​@@WyvernYT we'd be finding cubes ya reckon?
      Really though, what's the point

  • @gabiausten8774
    @gabiausten8774 Месяц назад +3

    I’m from Germany and have never seen a Raccoon here…and no, we just use the word nugget!😂😂😂

  • @needyverse
    @needyverse Месяц назад +8

    Never thought I’d have to be embarrassed about our beaches 😫

    • @cherylmccloud8709
      @cherylmccloud8709 Месяц назад

      Me too! First I've heard of it is here.

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort Месяц назад

      You're not familiar with the history of Bondi beach, are you?

  • @DavidAnderson-m5c
    @DavidAnderson-m5c Месяц назад +2

    My sympathies to whoever did the voiceover for Globey, but really... it's for the best.

  • @cherylmccloud8709
    @cherylmccloud8709 Месяц назад +7

    In Australia Pyjama Snakes are more common in bathrooms than Pythons!😉

  • @brittac.fleck-zink2863
    @brittac.fleck-zink2863 Месяц назад +8

    From Germany 🇩🇪, no Racoon sausages at all over here. And yes, no German word for 'Nuggets', it woukd be Goldklumpen 😂😂😂 but I'm sure that nobody would buy it...

  • @mikemcconeghy4658
    @mikemcconeghy4658 Месяц назад +5

    So grateful I've never had to check for snakes while hurrying to use the restroom.

    • @angelawossname
      @angelawossname Месяц назад

      So people outside Australia don't have to do that? Do you still have to check for spiders under the toilet seat?

    • @joerichardson-vi2kx
      @joerichardson-vi2kx Месяц назад

      Check for worms afterwards!

    • @infin8ee
      @infin8ee Месяц назад

      The frogs are the worst. The way they sit in there, looking up, poised to jump 😮

    • @IamBeautyBraeden
      @IamBeautyBraeden Месяц назад

      Nah she'd be right mate. When a bloke from Oz-tralia needs to drain the ol lizard or release a fat burger he shakes the ol snake after doin his job giving birth to a brood of racoon nuggets! Rare-effing true blue; Aussie verified: no racoons harmed cause their ain't nun ere cept in a zoo. It be cats n dogs! Yummy

  • @tbd-5160
    @tbd-5160 Месяц назад +13

    As an American, I say "poor Australia" with all the fat, poop, meth grain of salt I can muster

    • @geekychik86
      @geekychik86 Месяц назад

      Thankfully it was isolated to only Sydney. The rest of our VERY LARGE country was spared from black balls.

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort Месяц назад +1

      It was Bondi beach. So, the only surprise there really was the shape of the scht stains

    • @poida_de_bogan
      @poida_de_bogan Месяц назад +1

      ​@@TheKrispyfortas an Australian I pity you yanks for a whole different reason....

    • @kellyanneohare2436
      @kellyanneohare2436 Месяц назад

      Pythons are harmless, unlike your president elect.

  • @juuni9656
    @juuni9656 Месяц назад +1

    Colbert writers were on some shit tonight 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @TheGreatAtario
    @TheGreatAtario Месяц назад +1

    I always like it when Cali, Colombia is in the news, because that pushes people a little harder to stop calling California by that city's name.

  • @catherinephonevalencia2937
    @catherinephonevalencia2937 Месяц назад +4

    "You mean there's no German word for nuggets?!" Haha! You made me spit out my wine!

    • @katejean7899
      @katejean7899 Месяц назад

      Well clearly spoken by an ameture

  • @biancawitt6692
    @biancawitt6692 Месяц назад +17

    😂😂😂
    Love from Germany ❤

    • @yudithcaron8053
      @yudithcaron8053 Месяц назад

      Could you please get some of our North-American raccoons? We also have a raccoon problem, and we love bratwursts.

  • @robertbeech8210
    @robertbeech8210 Месяц назад +17

    We are having a great time here in Queensland Australia.

    • @MrOsmodeus
      @MrOsmodeus Месяц назад +2

      yeah the storm warnings were only issued six times this week

    • @Patchysgrandad
      @Patchysgrandad Месяц назад +2

      🙄and for once, BOM got it right…….

    • @robertbeech8210
      @robertbeech8210 Месяц назад

      @Patchysgrandad Absolutely. Thanks 😊

  • @cuttwice3905
    @cuttwice3905 Месяц назад +8

    Goldfish can live for decades. You've been warned.

  • @baldrick98007
    @baldrick98007 Месяц назад +7

    At 58, he's got a long way to go to beat the world record.
    Ezzeldin Mohamed Ali Bahader born 3 November 1945 is an Egyptian former footballer who played as a forward. He is known for being the oldest professional footballer to play in an official game at 74 years.

  • @jakobraahauge7299
    @jakobraahauge7299 Месяц назад +2

    goldfish can remember people and you can even teach them tricks

  • @harrietthespy4161
    @harrietthespy4161 Месяц назад +3

    Wrong info on the black balls on the beach in australia- those were tar balls- came from some oil spill from big ships

  • @ArchDudeify
    @ArchDudeify Месяц назад +14

    Please consider what's going on over there NZ content
    This may help secure any future asylum application - for *whatever* reason ☺️😉

  • @TheKrispyfort
    @TheKrispyfort Месяц назад +14

    When using the loo in Australia - especially if she's an outdoor dunny - be prepared for any combination of the following:
    - snakes
    - frogs
    - spiders
    We have a song about that last one
    'Redback on the toilet seat' by Slim Dusty

    • @marilynkohn8538
      @marilynkohn8538 Месяц назад

      We have that song in the United states, too 😂

    • @joerichardson-vi2kx
      @joerichardson-vi2kx Месяц назад

      Country song "I don't like spiders and snakes; and that ain't what it takes to love me",Don't know if He's talking kinky sex or alcohol D.T.'s.

    • @lady_bexy
      @lady_bexy Месяц назад

      RIP Slim. My dad's favourite singer/ songwriter.

    • @Kate-lk6tw
      @Kate-lk6tw Месяц назад

      Do you need 1950s cliches to be funny? Nowhere has outdoor loos anymore. This is just dumb

    • @AthaliePaynting
      @AthaliePaynting Месяц назад

      @@Kate-lk6tw Uh- there are outdoor dunny all around Victoria. I was in one out the back of a cafe in Hawthorn a week ago?

  • @Adam-M-
    @Adam-M- Месяц назад +4

    This was a much better version of this segment! Globey wasn't so intrusive.

  • @NiennaFan1
    @NiennaFan1 Месяц назад +6

    @1:47 NEW TROPE JUST DROPPED, ONLY ONE BED AT THE LOVE MOTEL

  • @sokarash
    @sokarash Месяц назад +16

    When germany came up I expected something like the current goverment disintegrated and theres gonna by election campaigns over christmas.
    But racoon balls? Actually haven't heard about that. btw. there is not german word for nugget, we just call them nuggets here as well. sometimes Chicken Nuggets to be bit more specific, but I don't think anybody expects them to be made entirely from chicken.

    • @Altrantis
      @Altrantis Месяц назад

      Do you guys sat it "Nooget" or do you keep the English pronunciation? German is the only language I know that has this autistic-like need to keep the original pronunciation in words like "baby" or "restaurant", going so far as using sounds that don't otherwise exist in German.
      Also everyone calls them nuggets cause no one had such a word for such a tasty crime against nature and the universe before the US came up with them.

    • @alexandrakiefer1417
      @alexandrakiefer1417 Месяц назад

      Me too. Especially because our German politicians referenced Trumps victory several times and it seems to have been one big trigger for the events finally leading to the end of the coalition.
      Please team of @ColbertLateShow
      make fun of our political drama, you'll find inspiration on Tumblr or elsewhere when Germans tried to share their feelings about the horror day (trump winning in the morning, practically no more government in Germany the evening) in English with the world^^

  • @artel6225
    @artel6225 Месяц назад +1

    OMG team Colbert knocking it outta da park😂😂😂

  • @lesleyghostdragon3149
    @lesleyghostdragon3149 Месяц назад +1

    Thank you for: "It was all yellow." ☺
    Needed that😣

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Месяц назад +4

    Trivia note: The U.S. game show The Amazing Race has been on for 36 Seasons, & they have been to Japan for 8 of them (9, 12, 15, 18, 20, 23, 26, & 31), they have been to Colombia for just 3 of them (28, 32, & 36), they have been to Ireland for just 2 of them (12 & 35), they have been to Germany for 12 of them (3, 6, 9, 14, 16, 19, 20, 22, 26, 32, 34, & 35), & they have been to Australia for 4 of them (2, 4, 9, & 18).

  • @beansnrice321
    @beansnrice321 Месяц назад +10

    Omg. Salt, Fat, Meth, Poop had me on the floor. XD

  • @celenabeck7994
    @celenabeck7994 Месяц назад +2

    Dude, what is going on in Melbourne, Australia? First Olivia Rodrigo falls into a hole in the stage, and now Chris Martin? Da fuq.

  • @DorothyLinsley-j4y
    @DorothyLinsley-j4y Месяц назад +4

    Oh stormy bring back that sunny day

  • @Abedeuss
    @Abedeuss Месяц назад +9

    Gold fish... 17 years old?! They live on average 10 to 15, so that's... surprising.

    • @Rasarel
      @Rasarel Месяц назад +2

      I'm wondering how did the fish breath during the surgery.. 🤔 or if it just stayed without breathing, but for how long? 😅

    • @TheKleptix
      @TheKleptix Месяц назад +2

      Maybe it's one of those goldfish that can live up to 30

    • @imarockstarification
      @imarockstarification Месяц назад +1

      They can live up to 30 years, if you take care of them. The oldest one was 43 yo.

  • @Arion661
    @Arion661 Месяц назад +5

    Looks like they learned their lesson about the Globey

  • @thaisstone5192
    @thaisstone5192 Месяц назад +2

    Well, I for one, am happy that annoying "Globey" thing only showed up at the start and didn't eff-up each segment with a vapid comment.

  • @renatocastillo6681
    @renatocastillo6681 Месяц назад +2

    Love motels? Is that the new name, I remember those as Date Houses, minimum 2 hours 😂😂😂

  • @chefmike5192
    @chefmike5192 Месяц назад +1

    In response to every joke each country said "Oh Yeah??? but you guys voted for Trump..... TWICE!!!" and burst out laughing.

  • @Bensyoutubehandle
    @Bensyoutubehandle Месяц назад +4

    How did you miss the New Zealand MP leading the haka in parliament?

  • @rdhighlander
    @rdhighlander Месяц назад +1

    Thank you for not adding the annoying voice In between.. Fun if it's done only when it makes a bit better with a really good line

  • @zzapel54
    @zzapel54 Месяц назад +2

    Yeah, the absolute sigh of relief when they went into the first country without Globie saying an intro

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Месяц назад +8

    Gotta hate 😂Gaetz

  • @nanniecath528
    @nanniecath528 Месяц назад +2

    Happy International Men's Day 19th November.

  • @1Bornconfused
    @1Bornconfused Месяц назад +3

    I see they got rid of the annoying graphic everytime a new place is mentioned

  • @maisonneuve
    @maisonneuve Месяц назад +2

    Thank you Stephen

  • @samantha-lee7294
    @samantha-lee7294 Месяц назад +10

    Hi from Western Australia

  • @ChronicNewb
    @ChronicNewb Месяц назад +1

    My parents tried to do the whole “that’s not a new goldfish” thing to me but then I freaked out cause I thought the goldfish had somehow completely changed shape and color overnight. The perfect combination of observant and stupid

  • @albertwaterfield7983
    @albertwaterfield7983 Месяц назад +5

    Soylent Green is people!!

  • @erickborling1302
    @erickborling1302 Месяц назад +3

    Consuming the meat of an apex predator (raccoon) is never a good idea. They also eat a lot of garbage.

  • @angelanorthcutt4339
    @angelanorthcutt4339 Месяц назад +1

    I have the fattest raccoon in my backyard! I thought I was feeding a stray cat. Nope huge raccoon.

  • @tylerstokes4124
    @tylerstokes4124 Месяц назад +5

    Seems they smartly made globey silent.

  • @ebbestahl
    @ebbestahl Месяц назад +2

    Awesome song, amazing voice and cool location ;)

  • @ZUPHEROAGH
    @ZUPHEROAGH Месяц назад +2

    🐠 …where am I? Who are you?
    Someone say… 🍣 sushi?! 🤣😁

  • @ircjesselee
    @ircjesselee Месяц назад +3

    They got rid of the awkward and unfunny one liners from the globe character 🤣

  • @bubbledoubletrouble
    @bubbledoubletrouble Месяц назад +2

    2:13 The graphics department took their job seriously; note the "R" in the top right

  • @jiorts
    @jiorts Месяц назад +3

    🇨🇭 greetings and much love for your existence ❤