Wolf of Wallstreet - Talking about hiring little people

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  • Опубликовано: 15 дек 2024

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  • @alexanderward5286
    @alexanderward5286 2 года назад +8278

    Most professional and structured conversation in the Movie is about throwing midgets at a Bull’s eye

    • @Ariccio123
      @Ariccio123 2 года назад +192

      Honestly the most accurate business scene in any movie

    • @JonnySublime
      @JonnySublime 2 года назад +56

      @@Ariccio123 fortune 500 companies could learn a thing or two from this

    • @beepbeep9750
      @beepbeep9750 2 года назад +7

      Little people

    • @alexanderward5286
      @alexanderward5286 2 года назад +30

      @@beepbeep9750 Midgets*****

    • @TXnine7nine
      @TXnine7nine 2 года назад +37

      @@beepbeep9750 *Vertically challenged*

  • @chargerfan2
    @chargerfan2 2 года назад +4821

    "They're top heavy like a lawn dart so they're built for accuracy." How they keep a straight face while discussing this is beyond me.

    • @poleag
      @poleag 2 года назад +109

      I wouldn't be surprised if they had to film a lot of these scenes 20+ times because people couldn't keep straight faces.

    • @MikeLikesChannel
      @MikeLikesChannel 2 года назад +32

      After the 67th cut, it’s no longer funny - it’s just performed 😆

    • @MrJones895
      @MrJones895 2 года назад +24

      @@MikeLikesChannel it’s still funny after 67 times of watching it though haha

    • @gfbl
      @gfbl Год назад +3

      I was crying😂😂😂

    • @michaelfinger6303
      @michaelfinger6303 Год назад +4

      Why wouldnt you discuss it straight forward, thats a legal discussion to avoid law suits...

  • @fixandflipofficial
    @fixandflipofficial 2 года назад +7442

    This is exactly what I expected a team of millionaires to talk about in a meeting

    • @Xplora213
      @Xplora213 2 года назад +185

      Millionaires on drugs. Lots of drugs.

    • @notdustinschatz9357
      @notdustinschatz9357 2 года назад +38

      It's accurate

    • @notdustinschatz9357
      @notdustinschatz9357 2 года назад +67

      @@jasonx-ray3921 sorry I couldn't reply sooner was sitting court side in my season tickets tonight

    • @obsidian00
      @obsidian00 2 года назад

      Yup

    • @getmad8063
      @getmad8063 2 года назад +28

      @@jasonx-ray3921 did you really get triggered? Lol

  • @BigstickNick
    @BigstickNick 2 года назад +5391

    Women: All men think about is sex.
    Men:

  • @kb4903
    @kb4903 2 года назад +2242

    ‘Let’s keep that in our back pocket’

  • @hiphopotamus69
    @hiphopotamus69 2 года назад +2194

    “No shit that’s interesting” as a reaction to someone describing using a human being as a bowling ball is hilarious

    • @aidanmagill6769
      @aidanmagill6769 2 года назад +31

      Not a human being, a dwarf.

    • @CarissaConti
      @CarissaConti 2 года назад +9

      This entire scene is hilarious from top to bottom.

    • @jonathanmiller5232
      @jonathanmiller5232 Год назад +6

      "Jamie, look that up"

    • @jlop6822
      @jlop6822 Год назад +4

      “Ok we’ll get that guy too but”

    • @Mbbrog
      @Mbbrog Год назад +1

      So glad someone pointed this out. My man.

  • @svengalisounds4471
    @svengalisounds4471 2 года назад +908

    "these things gossip" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @okstever
      @okstever 2 года назад +19

      We're all going to hell.

  • @emmah6454
    @emmah6454 2 года назад +1894

    Imagine a guy walking by on the other side of the glass seeing these guys and thinks
    “Wow they’re so successful, look at them talking hardcore business”

    • @harry2654
      @harry2654 2 года назад +104

      That's what I love about this scene. If you couldn't hear them, there woould be literally no indication that they would be talking about anything but business. They're in their suits, sitting around a boardroom table, got paperwork out, pens in hands. It's like a freaking perfect metaphor for corrupt business behind closed doors.

    • @adhamadoh2998
      @adhamadoh2998 2 года назад +17

      All employees were enjoying the degenerate activities and knew these guys well.

    • @orangeblue01
      @orangeblue01 2 года назад

      .

    • @henrikwelamsson4944
      @henrikwelamsson4944 Год назад +10

      If you play this without sound, it really looks like some distinguished gents talking about sophisticated business ideas

    • @philipposkasotis8658
      @philipposkasotis8658 Год назад +3

      Midget throwing is hardcore business. You ever see Microman. He is their mascot

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie Год назад +950

    This dialogue is perfection. “You can’t look him in the eye. It’s a fact, I saw it on PBS.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Nightroamer
      @Nightroamer Год назад +40

      One of the following lines is even better "they're like Mona Lisa, they find eye contact wherever you're standing in the room"

    • @HaimTabibi
      @HaimTabibi Год назад +2

      PBS has some interesting subjects.

    • @johnjohnson3709
      @johnjohnson3709 Год назад +1

      I look at their chin.

    • @curtiszyr
      @curtiszyr 9 месяцев назад

      @@Nightroamer”I feel like you’re addressing me right now but you are not are you ?” 😂

  • @tylerfreitas1453
    @tylerfreitas1453 2 года назад +933

    “I want someone with a tranquilizer gun waiting…” 😂😂

    • @parhhesia
      @parhhesia 2 года назад +30

      Safety first.

    • @charlesabramson9492
      @charlesabramson9492 2 года назад

      No I don't want to hurtem, I just want them knocked the fuck out

    • @Iammint77
      @Iammint77 2 года назад +38

      “I don’t want to hurt them, I just want to knock them out” lol. It’s absolutely brilliant 😂

    • @drakZes
      @drakZes Месяц назад

      "One of us, Goobal Gabal, One of us"

  • @lukehoward3168
    @lukehoward3168 2 года назад +282

    “They’re built for accuracy”

    • @harleyb7880
      @harleyb7880 2 года назад +12

      They're built to be thrown🤣🤣🤣

    • @robrick9361
      @robrick9361 2 года назад +11

      @@harleyb7880 They're top heavy.

    • @lydiaboll2872
      @lydiaboll2872 Год назад +6

      @@robrick9361 Like lawn darts.

    • @amipadme3985
      @amipadme3985 9 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kholathekid
    @kholathekid 2 года назад +1187

    I love how they talk about them like they're not humans.

  • @jirigenkov1841
    @jirigenkov1841 Год назад +89

    I love the fact behind those glass doors without knowledge of words, they look absolutely professional, perspective-rich conversation, gestures and mimics would make me think ''oh they must me discussing some important shit'' if I was on the office phone

  • @sushi0hifi
    @sushi0hifi 2 года назад +296

    I’m so surprised that “It’s a fact, I saw it on PBS” didn’t become a meme 😂

  • @pawneechief1
    @pawneechief1 2 года назад +227

    This whole convo is hilarious. “Let’s keep that in our back pocket.”

  • @ZachGood
    @ZachGood Год назад +28

    “If we don’t consider him a human - we just consider it an act - I think we’re in the clear.”

  • @devboyini
    @devboyini 2 года назад +465

    This whole scene is legendary. The part after is just next level shit

  • @reallymakesyouthink
    @reallymakesyouthink Год назад +32

    "Let's keep that in our back pocket" is a brilliant line.

  • @RichBandzMf
    @RichBandzMf Год назад +34

    “They’re built to be thrown, they’re top heavy like a long dart so they’re built for accuracy” 🎯

  • @junkiexl86
    @junkiexl86 2 года назад +47

    0:44 "Lets keep that in our back pocket" lmfao. I've seen this movie idk how many times and I still catch stuff I missed each time.

  • @wantnoodles
    @wantnoodles Год назад +230

    Ironically Jordan Belford is the most compassionate in this scene, he actually cares that they don’t get hurt 😄

    • @wowno5763
      @wowno5763 Год назад +26

      Guessing its more for legal reasons than because he gives a shit though.

    • @gimlisonofgloin3341
      @gimlisonofgloin3341 Год назад +14

      His suggestion was to use a tranquilliser on them if they got angry hahaha.

  • @i_bomb_atomikly9692
    @i_bomb_atomikly9692 2 года назад +54

    “That’s why I love you. Because you think of shit like that..”

  • @SuperChuckRaney
    @SuperChuckRaney 2 года назад +324

    This is the most important scene in ANY movie. Hiring midgets. A skill everyone needs.

    • @Renaissance464
      @Renaissance464 2 года назад +7

      This scene changed my life.

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney 2 года назад +3

      @@Renaissance464 hahaha

    • @marcelo497
      @marcelo497 Год назад +1

      Just got a contact here in my city that hires midgets dressed as mariachis to parties, it's like 200 dollars, but I'm willing to pay that

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney Год назад +3

      @@marcelo497 Now you thinking.
      BE CAREFUL THO, these things get together and gossip

    • @hitesh5551hr
      @hitesh5551hr Год назад

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  • @LIBREPUB
    @LIBREPUB 2 года назад +89

    This seems like genius improv. This movie is so good

    • @jen-gv7tx
      @jen-gv7tx 4 месяца назад

      no it is not, an atrocity.

    • @asherhayes2429
      @asherhayes2429 2 месяца назад

      @@jen-gv7txI mean it’s incredibly vulgar but it’s also funny and entertaining. The only major bad thing about it is that it never really addressed the fact that these dudes were crooks, they stole millions and yet at the end they look like heroes. Still a very entertaining movie though

    • @hencytjoe
      @hencytjoe 16 дней назад +1

      @@asherhayes2429 it's being played out of from their own perspective. You're meant to see it as one of them, of course they are looking like heroes. They were the main characters in their own world. :')

  • @tommyrezac2895
    @tommyrezac2895 2 года назад +76

    “That’s a fact. I saw it on PBS.”
    Must have missed that Ken Burns film.

  • @murad98
    @murad98 2 года назад +27

    Very structured and concise conversation about a very important issue. That’s what men do.

    • @CarissaConti
      @CarissaConti 2 года назад

      They even took notes about what kind of weapons they might use to knock this fucker out if his wires get crossed and he starts to attack. Now that's some professional dedication.

  • @leafodan3730
    @leafodan3730 2 года назад +84

    “If it gets hurt …”
    “These things gossip”

  • @ryansaunchegraw2836
    @ryansaunchegraw2836 2 года назад +23

    The professional "bromance" is amazing to watch.

  • @bmoney972
    @bmoney972 2 года назад +147

    " ...they get confused...their wires get crossed" 🤣

    • @Panama00807
      @Panama00807 2 года назад +7

      “You can’t look em in the eye” 😂😂😂

    • @andrewburgemeister6684
      @andrewburgemeister6684 Год назад +1

      @@Panama00807 “Like The Mona Lisa” LOL 😆

  • @youngbuck388
    @youngbuck388 2 года назад +332

    For a while would get nervous when id see my boss and the owners have meetings until i got promoted and was in this meeting to find out all they did was talk shit like this ....😃

    • @SeaUrchinFilms
      @SeaUrchinFilms 2 года назад +43

      Marcos this is John, your boss. You're fired.

    • @Jisim33
      @Jisim33 2 года назад +5

      @@SeaUrchinFilms gotemmm

    • @brianpotter149
      @brianpotter149 2 года назад +13

      Hahaha this - I used to wonder what the bosses actually talked about when they had there big meetings during the week up in the offices, untill I was a team leader too and was in on these meetings and realised the whole thing was a joke and at least half the meeting was spent discussing football matches 🤣

    • @seanmartin4790
      @seanmartin4790 2 года назад +3

      @@SeaUrchinFilms John this is Sean, the owner of the company, don't bother coming back in after today.

    • @kartikaye3313
      @kartikaye3313 2 года назад +1

      @@seanmartin4790 Sean this is the IRS, you haven't paid your taxes in 30 years, consider your life finished.

  • @justinhopper5941
    @justinhopper5941 Год назад +32

    “That’s a fact I saw it on PBS”
    Rugrat was hilarious in every scene lol

  • @Danzo_Dattori
    @Danzo_Dattori 2 года назад +48

    So this is what the higher management discuss in meetings

  • @quintonwilson8565
    @quintonwilson8565 2 года назад +97

    This movie is simply fucking incredible in terms of acting and story

    • @CJW0056
      @CJW0056 2 года назад +11

      It's been my favorite movie since it came out, nothing has dethroned it yet... It has sex, drugs, debauchery, violence, comedy, rock and roll. It has it all.

    • @lydiaboll2872
      @lydiaboll2872 Год назад

      @@CJW0056 Then you’re gonna love the new movie Babylon. It’s also got Margot Robbie, and there’s TONS of debauchery. Tons. Brad Pitt stars, and Tobey Maguire’s in it, too.

    • @malvarezv97
      @malvarezv97 2 месяца назад +1

      @@lydiaboll2872 nah that movie kinda sucks

    • @lydiaboll2872
      @lydiaboll2872 2 месяца назад

      @@malvarezv97 It’s an acquired taste.

  • @DarkKnight-fd1kf
    @DarkKnight-fd1kf 2 года назад +398

    I would have paid so much money to have been there on set as they do takes laughing. 1:23 Jonah touching his cheeks trying not to smile 😂

    • @jd0879
      @jd0879 2 года назад +9

      No he wasnt

    • @sonofoccuna
      @sonofoccuna 2 года назад +20

      @@jd0879 yes he was

    • @nilssonakerlund2852
      @nilssonakerlund2852 Год назад +10

      I've seen this movie a dozen times and I never caught that. Thanks for pointing it out.

  • @jasonwest2297
    @jasonwest2297 2 года назад +24

    What a perfect opportunity to play the Randy Newman song 'Short People'. Can't believe they missed that!

  • @Triumphant144
    @Triumphant144 2 года назад +31

    “These things gossip” lmfao

  • @odinshalldawnoftitans881
    @odinshalldawnoftitans881 2 года назад +231

    Don't you just love the fact that they weren't afraid to offend anyone? Jonah Hill is just another level 😂😂😂

    • @g00zik97
      @g00zik97 Год назад

      they were clearly afraid of offending midgets

    • @odinshalldawnoftitans881
      @odinshalldawnoftitans881 Год назад +4

      @@g00zik97 I'm talking about the movie makers... they aren't afraid of shit

    • @wowno5763
      @wowno5763 Год назад

      I mean, the whole point is that it is offensive and that these guys are pieces of sh*t. Theyre playing characters that were probably actually like this, theyre not actually condoning the dehumanizing language. Learn the difference.

    • @masterchief1992HHQ
      @masterchief1992HHQ Год назад +9

      The important thing that you guys gotta keep in mind is these things gossip

  • @socallawrence
    @socallawrence 2 года назад +31

    “Let’s keep that in our back pocket” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @flyingpaladin617
    @flyingpaladin617 2 года назад +15

    This video is almost eight years old but most of the comments are recent. RUclips works in mysterious ways

  • @chandlergregory473
    @chandlergregory473 Год назад +23

    “No safety IS first, I want somebody with a fucking tranquilliser gun ready to knock this fucker out” is the best line and just goes under the radar

  • @wordsoffire2416
    @wordsoffire2416 2 года назад +11

    "Pellet gun is gonna hurt em, I just want em out, knocked out cold."
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @SBRS47
    @SBRS47 2 года назад +71

    I feel like you're addressing me right now but you're not are you?

  • @jorgel.moquete1969
    @jorgel.moquete1969 2 года назад +34

    From planning little people tossing to giving motivational conferences. Ey, the wheel of life.

  • @rajendranadarajan8931
    @rajendranadarajan8931 Год назад +6

    The dialogue flows like poetry

  • @Panama00807
    @Panama00807 2 года назад +53

    “The important thing is that these things gossip” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @amaddenmind4597
    @amaddenmind4597 2 года назад +16

    This was very inappropriate and hysterically funny at the same time🤣

  • @santanakay5776
    @santanakay5776 Год назад +21

    I love how Jordan goes “safety is first” and me thinking he meant safety for the midget but he meant safety for his staff if the midget freaks out and attacks them 😂😂

  • @jasonm7767
    @jasonm7767 Год назад +7

    “Let’s keep that in our back pocket…”

  • @99dndd
    @99dndd 2 года назад +46

    As brilliant as this scene is, the door opening is the start of an even better scene. What a film.

    • @amipadme3985
      @amipadme3985 9 месяцев назад

      I need a YT clip that has both. 😂

  • @PinkMonkeyBird
    @PinkMonkeyBird 2 года назад +6

    There would be no discernible difference if this was a group of A list RUclipsrs and I love it.

  • @adrianislas5755
    @adrianislas5755 2 года назад +17

    The Freaks reference at the end kills me every time. 😂

  • @billycloudy9078
    @billycloudy9078 Год назад +40

    I just love this scene because they talk about this so seriously like they were actually having a board meeting and talking about stock market shit!!😂😂😂

  • @JP-yf3qh
    @JP-yf3qh 5 месяцев назад +3

    This is the best corporate board meeting ever

  • @booognish
    @booognish 2 года назад +79

    I laughed maniacally the first time I saw this scene, one of the funniest ever...

  • @whentheleveebreaks4732
    @whentheleveebreaks4732 2 года назад +12

    “They get together and they gossip..” very true

    • @TXnine7nine
      @TXnine7nine 5 месяцев назад

      aka “small talk”

  • @Ktonrider
    @Ktonrider Год назад +12

    They talk about “needing protection” and you figure it’s for the little people and then they’re taking about tranquilizer guns and tasers 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Incognito-vc9wj
    @Incognito-vc9wj 2 года назад +24

    The clever thing about this scene is if you watch it without sound, it looks like they’re talking serious business. People in the office would never know they were talking this about shit, lol.

  • @wanderlust1282
    @wanderlust1282 Год назад +4

    Whoever wrote this scene should get a raise.

  • @NickTheNickname
    @NickTheNickname 6 месяцев назад +3

    "Let's keep that in our back pocket" makes me laugh every time

  • @shaneb8254
    @shaneb8254 2 года назад +12

    “Their wires get crossed” 😂

  • @Hammifornia24
    @Hammifornia24 Год назад +3

    If this whole convo was in the script this is the greatest movie of all time.
    If it’s improved it’s the greatest movie of all time.

  • @Ananse15
    @Ananse15 Год назад +3

    “I feel like you’re addressing me right now, but you’re not are you?” I don’t know why it sounds so innocent but funny 😂

  • @bmphil3400
    @bmphil3400 2 года назад +7

    Covid and remote meetings put the kibosh on all this kind of productive brainstorming.

  • @pedrosarti9468
    @pedrosarti9468 Год назад +5

    This epic scene followed by Max rant LMAO.

    • @nickytommymancinelli8066
      @nickytommymancinelli8066 2 месяца назад +1

      Jordy what the fuck did you spend 10,000$
      On sides on?!? Did the sides cure cancer??? 20,000$ to E&J entertainment WTFUCK
      IS E&J ENTERTAINMENT!??

  • @Korph88
    @Korph88 8 месяцев назад +3

    Brother is the bowling ball

  • @abdullahabd7677
    @abdullahabd7677 2 года назад +25

    Jonah Hill is a terrific actor.

  • @danieltang5130
    @danieltang5130 Год назад +3

    Love the fact there's an actual protocol/flyer telling you what you can and can't throw at them... "Any food correct". 0:40

  • @NiquidFox
    @NiquidFox Год назад +2

    “Im gonna throw the shit outta this little fuckin thing” 😂 lmfao how did he say that with a straight face

  • @jjk9275
    @jjk9275 2 года назад +5

    "that's a fact, I saw it on PBS." LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sbh_tx
    @sbh_tx 2 года назад +6

    “Built like a lawn dart” lmao

  • @jdblueee
    @jdblueee 2 года назад +6

    "Get a tranquilliser gun, mace, tasers"
    Jesus christ they hunting a Yeti?

  • @toreckman8899
    @toreckman8899 Год назад +4

    ‘I don’t want to hurt him I just want him knocked out’. I want to drink with these writers. You have to be a great actor to stay in character.

  • @ObzTicle
    @ObzTicle 2 года назад +3

    People outside see them, they look like they're having an important meeting

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 Год назад +4

    "Safety first!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @twistandshoutabout
    @twistandshoutabout Год назад +2

    "I fell like you're addressing but you're not are you?"

  • @gatlu2law756
    @gatlu2law756 2 года назад +6

    Am just jealous of the FEDS after they tampered their board rooms.
    They must have had blast just laughing all day.

  • @jimcameron9848
    @jimcameron9848 Год назад +5

    Let's keep that in our back pocket...

  • @PhiloseChannel
    @PhiloseChannel Год назад +1

    If you watch the video on mute, it looks like they're having a serious intelligent conversation

  • @dongzambrano
    @dongzambrano Год назад +2

    "Safety is first" I just don't know how they did this scene with their faces straight.

  • @adamschaeffer4057
    @adamschaeffer4057 2 года назад +16

    The look on that guy's face on the far right at 0:31

  • @guilhermeschitzamaral8627
    @guilhermeschitzamaral8627 Год назад +2

    0: Good
    001: Uniqueness
    01: Consent
    1: Ethics
    2: Problem-Solution
    10: Net
    11: Justice
    21: Solving Problems With Ethics
    99: Revolution
    100: Liberation

  • @Born2beSPRA
    @Born2beSPRA 2 года назад +3

    No shit that’s interesting is amazing because how do you not laugh during this scene. They keep saying “it” or “these things” and “freaks” reference is just so out there

  • @jmhinescj
    @jmhinescj 7 месяцев назад +2

    I can’t imagine how many times it took to get thru this scene

  • @BearMoose
    @BearMoose Год назад +1

    “I feel like you’re addressing me right now, but you’re not, are you?”

  • @Zisane21
    @Zisane21 2 года назад +2

    Is there any blooper available? There must be! I can pay..

  • @xifyction1175
    @xifyction1175 9 месяцев назад +2

    „Safety first.“ 😂😂😂

  • @AJ-ev3hj
    @AJ-ev3hj Год назад +2

    Wonder how much of this was improvised

  • @Thefictitious_reel
    @Thefictitious_reel 2 года назад +7

    ah yes, finally - a fucking professional meeting

  • @hugohernandez610
    @hugohernandez610 11 месяцев назад +1

    The best thing is they’re having a 100% serious meeting about this.

  • @delloffthewall
    @delloffthewall 2 года назад +20

    Friends: You wanna hold our newborn?!
    Me: 0:08

  • @hamzasalman6345
    @hamzasalman6345 2 года назад +5

    watch this in mute, then with sound on. Funniest shit ever😂

  • @aclarkedesign
    @aclarkedesign 2 года назад +9

    I know they did come improv scenes. I wonder if this was written or improv?

  • @danghoangluong2942
    @danghoangluong2942 Год назад +2

    "That's a fact. I saw it on PBS"

  • @kashura38
    @kashura38 5 месяцев назад +1

    "No thats a fact. I saw it on PBS" killed me

  • @manifestgtr
    @manifestgtr 4 месяца назад +1

    This must’ve taken forever to shoot. I feel like the outtakes of this scene have *got* to be ridiculous lol

  • @PaulMcBennett
    @PaulMcBennett Год назад +1

    How’d they manage to film this

  • @rockyaoki8929
    @rockyaoki8929 2 года назад +6

    Yes, this is accurate, real execs doing their job.

  • @Ktonrider
    @Ktonrider Год назад +5

    This clip damn near put me in the hospital from laughing

  • @TheFleeingPhoenix
    @TheFleeingPhoenix 2 года назад +3

    This is how I talk about twitch and youtube streamers with my friends.

  • @KallegrandStudios
    @KallegrandStudios 5 месяцев назад +2

    Government planning for the next fiscal year spending: