Wolf of Wallstreet - Talking about hiring little people

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  • Опубликовано: 5 апр 2014
  • Debating what they can and cant do if they chose to hire a midget
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  • @alexanderward5286
    @alexanderward5286 2 года назад +7554

    Most professional and structured conversation in the Movie is about throwing midgets at a Bull’s eye

    • @Ariccio123
      @Ariccio123 2 года назад +176

      Honestly the most accurate business scene in any movie

    • @JonnySublime
      @JonnySublime 2 года назад +52

      @@Ariccio123 fortune 500 companies could learn a thing or two from this

    • @beepbeep9750
      @beepbeep9750 2 года назад +7

      Little people

    • @alexanderward5286
      @alexanderward5286 2 года назад +27

      @@beepbeep9750 Midgets*****

    • @TXnine7nine
      @TXnine7nine 2 года назад +34

      @@beepbeep9750 *Vertically challenged*

  • @chargerfan2
    @chargerfan2 2 года назад +4316

    "They're top heavy like a lawn dart so they're built for accuracy." How they keep a straight face while discussing this is beyond me.

    • @poleag
      @poleag 2 года назад +98

      I wouldn't be surprised if they had to film a lot of these scenes 20+ times because people couldn't keep straight faces.

    • @MikeLikesChannel
      @MikeLikesChannel 2 года назад +29

      After the 67th cut, it’s no longer funny - it’s just performed 😆

    • @MrJones895
      @MrJones895 2 года назад +21

      @@MikeLikesChannel it’s still funny after 67 times of watching it though haha

    • @gfbl
      @gfbl 10 месяцев назад +3

      I was crying😂😂😂

    • @michaelfinger6303
      @michaelfinger6303 10 месяцев назад +4

      Why wouldnt you discuss it straight forward, thats a legal discussion to avoid law suits...

  • @fixandflipofficial
    @fixandflipofficial 2 года назад +6774

    This is exactly what I expected a team of millionaires to talk about in a meeting

    • @Xplora213
      @Xplora213 2 года назад +170

      Millionaires on drugs. Lots of drugs.

    • @notdustinschatz9357
      @notdustinschatz9357 2 года назад +33

      It's accurate

    • @notdustinschatz9357
      @notdustinschatz9357 2 года назад +66

      @@jasonx-ray3921 sorry I couldn't reply sooner was sitting court side in my season tickets tonight

    • @obsidian00
      @obsidian00 2 года назад

      Yup

    • @getmad8063
      @getmad8063 2 года назад +28

      @@jasonx-ray3921 did you really get triggered? Lol

  • @pettylittleliarbussy
    @pettylittleliarbussy 2 года назад +4704

    “The important thing you guys gotta keep in mind is that these things gossip. They get together and they gossip.” lmao

    • @elliotrose8836
      @elliotrose8836 2 года назад +109

      That is literally the part I just laughed at lmao

    • @MrMaacin05
      @MrMaacin05 2 года назад +43

      Has me dying every time

    • @ananthucs8210
      @ananthucs8210 2 года назад +56

      And then they go on and say we have to treat them like one of us

    • @yoshi9538
      @yoshi9538 2 года назад +17

      Thats a good point

    • @AndrewRudinMD
      @AndrewRudinMD 2 года назад +55

      Thats why I love you....you think of shit like that.

  • @BigstickNick
    @BigstickNick 2 года назад +4853

    Women: All men think about is sex.
    Men:

  • @kb4903
    @kb4903 2 года назад +1862

    ‘Let’s keep that in our back pocket’

  • @svengalisounds4471
    @svengalisounds4471 2 года назад +704

    "these things gossip" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @okstever
      @okstever 2 года назад +11

      We're all going to hell.

  • @hiphopotamus69
    @hiphopotamus69 2 года назад +1963

    “No shit that’s interesting” as a reaction to someone describing using a human being as a bowling ball is hilarious

    • @aidanmagill6769
      @aidanmagill6769 2 года назад +30

      Not a human being, a dwarf.

    • @CarissaConti
      @CarissaConti Год назад +9

      This entire scene is hilarious from top to bottom.

    • @jonathanmiller5232
      @jonathanmiller5232 Год назад +6

      "Jamie, look that up"

    • @jloo6822
      @jloo6822 Год назад +5

      “Ok we’ll get that guy too but”

    • @Mbbrog
      @Mbbrog 11 месяцев назад +1

      So glad someone pointed this out. My man.

  • @tylerfreitas1453
    @tylerfreitas1453 2 года назад +779

    “I want someone with a tranquilizer gun waiting…” 😂😂

    • @parhhesia
      @parhhesia 2 года назад +25

      Safety first.

    • @charlesabramson9492
      @charlesabramson9492 Год назад

      No I don't want to hurtem, I just want them knocked the fuck out

    • @Iammint77
      @Iammint77 Год назад +33

      “I don’t want to hurt them, I just want to knock them out” lol. It’s absolutely brilliant 😂

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie Год назад +761

    This dialogue is perfection. “You can’t look him in the eye. It’s a fact, I saw it on PBS.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Nightroamer
      @Nightroamer Год назад +31

      One of the following lines is even better "they're like Mona Lisa, they find eye contact wherever you're standing in the room"

    • @HaimTabibi
      @HaimTabibi Год назад +2

      PBS has some interesting subjects.

    • @johnjohnson3709
      @johnjohnson3709 9 месяцев назад +1

      I look at their chin.

    • @curtiszyr
      @curtiszyr 4 месяца назад

      @@Nightroamer”I feel like you’re addressing me right now but you are not are you ?” 😂

  • @emmah6454
    @emmah6454 2 года назад +1709

    Imagine a guy walking by on the other side of the glass seeing these guys and thinks
    “Wow they’re so successful, look at them talking hardcore business”

    • @harry2654
      @harry2654 2 года назад +102

      That's what I love about this scene. If you couldn't hear them, there woould be literally no indication that they would be talking about anything but business. They're in their suits, sitting around a boardroom table, got paperwork out, pens in hands. It's like a freaking perfect metaphor for corrupt business behind closed doors.

    • @adhamadoh2998
      @adhamadoh2998 2 года назад +18

      All employees were enjoying the degenerate activities and knew these guys well.

    • @orangeblue01
      @orangeblue01 Год назад

      .

    • @henrikwelamsson4944
      @henrikwelamsson4944 Год назад +11

      If you play this without sound, it really looks like some distinguished gents talking about sophisticated business ideas

    • @philipposkasotis8658
      @philipposkasotis8658 9 месяцев назад +3

      Midget throwing is hardcore business. You ever see Microman. He is their mascot

  • @devboyini
    @devboyini 2 года назад +432

    This whole scene is legendary. The part after is just next level shit

  • @pawneechief1
    @pawneechief1 2 года назад +173

    This whole convo is hilarious. “Let’s keep that in our back pocket.”

  • @kholathekid
    @kholathekid 2 года назад +1037

    I love how they talk about them like they're not humans.

  • @jirigenkov1841
    @jirigenkov1841 10 месяцев назад +58

    I love the fact behind those glass doors without knowledge of words, they look absolutely professional, perspective-rich conversation, gestures and mimics would make me think ''oh they must me discussing some important shit'' if I was on the office phone

  • @sushi0hifi
    @sushi0hifi 2 года назад +247

    I’m so surprised that “It’s a fact, I saw it on PBS” didn’t become a meme 😂

  • @lukehoward3168
    @lukehoward3168 2 года назад +195

    “They’re built for accuracy”

    • @harleyb7880
      @harleyb7880 2 года назад +7

      They're built to be thrown🤣🤣🤣

    • @robrick9361
      @robrick9361 2 года назад +9

      @@harleyb7880 They're top heavy.

    • @lydiaboll2872
      @lydiaboll2872 Год назад +4

      @@robrick9361 Like lawn darts.

    • @amipadme3985
      @amipadme3985 4 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DarkKnight-fd1kf
    @DarkKnight-fd1kf 2 года назад +390

    I would have paid so much money to have been there on set as they do takes laughing. 1:23 Jonah touching his cheeks trying not to smile 😂

    • @jd0879
      @jd0879 Год назад +9

      No he wasnt

    • @sonofoccuna
      @sonofoccuna Год назад +19

      @@jd0879 yes he was

    • @nilssonakerlund2852
      @nilssonakerlund2852 Год назад +9

      I've seen this movie a dozen times and I never caught that. Thanks for pointing it out.

  • @junkiexl86
    @junkiexl86 2 года назад +38

    0:44 "Lets keep that in our back pocket" lmfao. I've seen this movie idk how many times and I still catch stuff I missed each time.

  • @youngbuck388
    @youngbuck388 2 года назад +313

    For a while would get nervous when id see my boss and the owners have meetings until i got promoted and was in this meeting to find out all they did was talk shit like this ....😃

    • @SeaUrchinFilms
      @SeaUrchinFilms 2 года назад +42

      Marcos this is John, your boss. You're fired.

    • @Jisim33
      @Jisim33 2 года назад +5

      @@SeaUrchinFilms gotemmm

    • @brianpotter149
      @brianpotter149 2 года назад +12

      Hahaha this - I used to wonder what the bosses actually talked about when they had there big meetings during the week up in the offices, untill I was a team leader too and was in on these meetings and realised the whole thing was a joke and at least half the meeting was spent discussing football matches 🤣

    • @seanmartin4790
      @seanmartin4790 2 года назад +2

      @@SeaUrchinFilms John this is Sean, the owner of the company, don't bother coming back in after today.

    • @kartikaye3313
      @kartikaye3313 2 года назад +1

      @@seanmartin4790 Sean this is the IRS, you haven't paid your taxes in 30 years, consider your life finished.

  • @bmoney972
    @bmoney972 2 года назад +118

    " ...they get confused...their wires get crossed" 🤣

    • @Panama00807
      @Panama00807 2 года назад +6

      “You can’t look em in the eye” 😂😂😂

    • @andrewburgemeister6684
      @andrewburgemeister6684 Год назад +1

      @@Panama00807 “Like The Mona Lisa” LOL 😆

  • @LIBREPUB
    @LIBREPUB 2 года назад +74

    This seems like genius improv. This movie is so good

  • @wantnoodles
    @wantnoodles Год назад +191

    Ironically Jordan Belford is the most compassionate in this scene, he actually cares that they don’t get hurt 😄

    • @pault6347
      @pault6347 Год назад +13

      A true leader...still at least a little motivated by a desire for balance 💁 haha

    • @wowno5763
      @wowno5763 Год назад +21

      Guessing its more for legal reasons than because he gives a shit though.

    • @gimlisonofgloin3341
      @gimlisonofgloin3341 11 месяцев назад +8

      His suggestion was to use a tranquilliser on them if they got angry hahaha.

  • @RichBandzMf
    @RichBandzMf Год назад +20

    “They’re built to be thrown, they’re top heavy like a long dart so they’re built for accuracy” 🎯

  • @ronronvlogs7260
    @ronronvlogs7260 2 года назад +92

    “Let’s keep that in our back pocket”😂😂😂

  • @reallymakesyouthink
    @reallymakesyouthink Год назад +18

    "Let's keep that in our back pocket" is a brilliant line.

  • @leafodan3730
    @leafodan3730 2 года назад +74

    “If it gets hurt …”
    “These things gossip”

  • @quintonwilson8565
    @quintonwilson8565 2 года назад +88

    This movie is simply fucking incredible in terms of acting and story

    • @CJW0056
      @CJW0056 2 года назад +11

      It's been my favorite movie since it came out, nothing has dethroned it yet... It has sex, drugs, debauchery, violence, comedy, rock and roll. It has it all.

    • @lydiaboll2872
      @lydiaboll2872 Год назад

      @@CJW0056 Then you’re gonna love the new movie Babylon. It’s also got Margot Robbie, and there’s TONS of debauchery. Tons. Brad Pitt stars, and Tobey Maguire’s in it, too.

  • @SuperChuckRaney
    @SuperChuckRaney 2 года назад +304

    This is the most important scene in ANY movie. Hiring midgets. A skill everyone needs.

    • @Renaissance464
      @Renaissance464 2 года назад +7

      This scene changed my life.

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney 2 года назад +3

      @@Renaissance464 hahaha

    • @marcelo497
      @marcelo497 Год назад +1

      Just got a contact here in my city that hires midgets dressed as mariachis to parties, it's like 200 dollars, but I'm willing to pay that

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney Год назад +3

      @@marcelo497 Now you thinking.
      BE CAREFUL THO, these things get together and gossip

    • @hitesh5551hr
      @hitesh5551hr Год назад

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  • @tommyrezac2895
    @tommyrezac2895 2 года назад +62

    “That’s a fact. I saw it on PBS.”
    Must have missed that Ken Burns film.

  • @murad98
    @murad98 2 года назад +24

    Very structured and concise conversation about a very important issue. That’s what men do.

    • @CarissaConti
      @CarissaConti Год назад

      They even took notes about what kind of weapons they might use to knock this fucker out if his wires get crossed and he starts to attack. Now that's some professional dedication.

  • @ryansaunchegraw2836
    @ryansaunchegraw2836 2 года назад +20

    The professional "bromance" is amazing to watch.

  • @i_bomb_atomikly9692
    @i_bomb_atomikly9692 2 года назад +39

    “That’s why I love you. Because you think of shit like that..”

  • @ZachGood
    @ZachGood 9 месяцев назад +15

    “If we don’t consider him a human - we just consider it an act - I think we’re in the clear.”

  • @socallawrence
    @socallawrence 2 года назад +28

    “Let’s keep that in our back pocket” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @justinhopper5941
    @justinhopper5941 Год назад +27

    “That’s a fact I saw it on PBS”
    Rugrat was hilarious in every scene lol

  • @Panama00807
    @Panama00807 2 года назад +46

    “The important thing is that these things gossip” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Danzo_Dattori
    @Danzo_Dattori 2 года назад +45

    So this is what the higher management discuss in meetings

  • @jasonwest2297
    @jasonwest2297 2 года назад +21

    What a perfect opportunity to play the Randy Newman song 'Short People'. Can't believe they missed that!

  • @rajendranadarajan8931
    @rajendranadarajan8931 11 месяцев назад +6

    The dialogue flows like poetry

  • @billycloudy9078
    @billycloudy9078 Год назад +38

    I just love this scene because they talk about this so seriously like they were actually having a board meeting and talking about stock market shit!!😂😂😂

  • @booognish
    @booognish 2 года назад +79

    I laughed maniacally the first time I saw this scene, one of the funniest ever...

  • @Triumphant144
    @Triumphant144 2 года назад +26

    “These things gossip” lmfao

  • @amaddenmind4597
    @amaddenmind4597 2 года назад +15

    This was very inappropriate and hysterically funny at the same time🤣

  • @adrianislas5755
    @adrianislas5755 2 года назад +15

    The Freaks reference at the end kills me every time. 😂

  • @dickgrayson4325
    @dickgrayson4325 2 года назад +15

    Lol, "let's not rule it out and keep it in our back pocket." 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
    Jonah Hill is a fantastic amazing actor. 👏

  • @odinshalldawnoftitans881
    @odinshalldawnoftitans881 2 года назад +221

    Don't you just love the fact that they weren't afraid to offend anyone? Jonah Hill is just another level 😂😂😂

    • @g00zik97
      @g00zik97 Год назад

      they were clearly afraid of offending midgets

    • @odinshalldawnoftitans881
      @odinshalldawnoftitans881 Год назад +4

      @@g00zik97 I'm talking about the movie makers... they aren't afraid of shit

    • @wowno5763
      @wowno5763 Год назад

      I mean, the whole point is that it is offensive and that these guys are pieces of sh*t. Theyre playing characters that were probably actually like this, theyre not actually condoning the dehumanizing language. Learn the difference.

    • @masterchief1992HHQ
      @masterchief1992HHQ Год назад +8

      The important thing that you guys gotta keep in mind is these things gossip

  • @santanakay5776
    @santanakay5776 7 месяцев назад +14

    I love how Jordan goes “safety is first” and me thinking he meant safety for the midget but he meant safety for his staff if the midget freaks out and attacks them 😂😂

  • @pedrosarti9468
    @pedrosarti9468 9 месяцев назад +3

    This epic scene followed by Max rant LMAO.

  • @jorgel.moquete1969
    @jorgel.moquete1969 2 года назад +34

    From planning little people tossing to giving motivational conferences. Ey, the wheel of life.

  • @Ktonrider
    @Ktonrider 10 месяцев назад +9

    They talk about “needing protection” and you figure it’s for the little people and then they’re taking about tranquilizer guns and tasers 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @99dndd
    @99dndd Год назад +44

    As brilliant as this scene is, the door opening is the start of an even better scene. What a film.

    • @amipadme3985
      @amipadme3985 4 месяца назад

      I need a YT clip that has both. 😂

  • @bmphil3400
    @bmphil3400 2 года назад +7

    Covid and remote meetings put the kibosh on all this kind of productive brainstorming.

  • @PinkMonkeyBird
    @PinkMonkeyBird 2 года назад +6

    There would be no discernible difference if this was a group of A list RUclipsrs and I love it.

  • @whentheleveebreaks4732
    @whentheleveebreaks4732 Год назад +11

    “They get together and they gossip..” very true

  • @chandlergregory473
    @chandlergregory473 10 месяцев назад +17

    “No safety IS first, I want somebody with a fucking tranquilliser gun ready to knock this fucker out” is the best line and just goes under the radar

  • @shaneb8254
    @shaneb8254 2 года назад +11

    “Their wires get crossed” 😂

  • @reyvillegasjr166
    @reyvillegasjr166 Год назад +1

    God the entire conversation is hilarious.theyre all serious like for reals serious but it's all crazy shenanigans 😂🤣

  • @jimcameron9848
    @jimcameron9848 7 месяцев назад +5

    Let's keep that in our back pocket...

  • @FlyingPaladin
    @FlyingPaladin 2 года назад +14

    This video is almost eight years old but most of the comments are recent. RUclips works in mysterious ways

  • @Ananse15
    @Ananse15 10 месяцев назад +3

    “I feel like you’re addressing me right now, but you’re not are you?” I don’t know why it sounds so innocent but funny 😂

  • @Born2beSPRA
    @Born2beSPRA 2 года назад +3

    No shit that’s interesting is amazing because how do you not laugh during this scene. They keep saying “it” or “these things” and “freaks” reference is just so out there

  • @delloffthewall
    @delloffthewall 2 года назад +20

    Friends: You wanna hold our newborn?!
    Me: 0:08

  • @hamzasalman6345
    @hamzasalman6345 2 года назад +5

    watch this in mute, then with sound on. Funniest shit ever😂

  • @Hammifornia24
    @Hammifornia24 10 месяцев назад +3

    If this whole convo was in the script this is the greatest movie of all time.
    If it’s improved it’s the greatest movie of all time.

  • @Ktonrider
    @Ktonrider 10 месяцев назад +5

    This clip damn near put me in the hospital from laughing

  • @TheVVildHunt
    @TheVVildHunt 10 месяцев назад +2

    I am convinced when the upper brass at my company has their weekly huddles this is EXACTLY what they talk about

  • @jjk9275
    @jjk9275 2 года назад +4

    "that's a fact, I saw it on PBS." LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @danieltang5130
    @danieltang5130 8 месяцев назад +3

    Love the fact there's an actual protocol/flyer telling you what you can and can't throw at them... "Any food correct". 0:40

  • @StudSupreme
    @StudSupreme 2 года назад +3

    The level of insanity - it's wonderful. JOYFUL.

  • @curtiszyr
    @curtiszyr 4 месяца назад +1

    “I feel like you’re addressing me right now but you’re not are you ? “ that’s was low key funny

  • @MikeLikesChannel
    @MikeLikesChannel 11 месяцев назад +1

    The scene after this with Rob Reiner yelling about their credit card expenses is the best.

  • @NiquidFox
    @NiquidFox 7 месяцев назад +2

    “Im gonna throw the shit outta this little fuckin thing” 😂 lmfao how did he say that with a straight face

  • @louielouie22
    @louielouie22 Год назад +1

    That conversation was fricken hilarious

  • @abdullahabd7677
    @abdullahabd7677 2 года назад +24

    Jonah Hill is a terrific actor.

  • @marcosestrella8868
    @marcosestrella8868 2 года назад +3

    Haha I love the cigarette flick after one puff

  • @twistandshoutabout
    @twistandshoutabout Год назад +2

    "I fell like you're addressing but you're not are you?"

  • @sbh_tx
    @sbh_tx 2 года назад +6

    “Built like a lawn dart” lmao

  • @Nancooks271
    @Nancooks271 3 месяца назад +1

    My favorite scene of any movie of all time

  • @user-sv6gf7ei5d
    @user-sv6gf7ei5d 11 месяцев назад +2

    The way they are discussing it seriously with random “ facts” 😄

  • @skins4thewin
    @skins4thewin 8 месяцев назад +2

    "JORDAAAAANNNN!"

  • @dangeroreilly2028
    @dangeroreilly2028 2 года назад +1

    Interesting to reference Tod Browning's Freaks(1932)

  • @MentalLiberation
    @MentalLiberation 5 месяцев назад

    I was today years old when I realized that chant came from the movie, "Freaks". This movie....wow

  • @SBRS47
    @SBRS47 2 года назад +69

    I feel like you're addressing me right now but you're not are you?

    • @Eli-ss9gj
      @Eli-ss9gj 2 года назад +3

      That shit made me burst out laughing 😂

  • @Korph88
    @Korph88 3 месяца назад +1

    Brother is the bowling ball

  • @Incognito-vc9wj
    @Incognito-vc9wj 2 года назад +23

    The clever thing about this scene is if you watch it without sound, it looks like they’re talking serious business. People in the office would never know they were talking this about shit, lol.

  • @Cibu_Jay
    @Cibu_Jay 5 месяцев назад +2

    Let’s keep this in our back pocket 😂

  • @ficklepickle6290
    @ficklepickle6290 2 года назад +3

    I want the bloopers from this scene haha

  • @TheFleeingPhoenix
    @TheFleeingPhoenix 2 года назад +3

    This is how I talk about twitch and youtube streamers with my friends.

  • @mattyw274
    @mattyw274 5 месяцев назад

    So glad i am not alone in lovin this gem of a scene
    Best scene of movie.
    Gotta treat em.with respect bc they talk and gossip!!!
    If u loved this scene u r my brotha and i will spill blood with u

  • @danghoangluong2942
    @danghoangluong2942 7 месяцев назад +2

    "That's a fact. I saw it on PBS"

  • @gatlu2law756
    @gatlu2law756 2 года назад +6

    Am just jealous of the FEDS after they tampered their board rooms.
    They must have had blast just laughing all day.

  • @cankoroglu1908
    @cankoroglu1908 3 месяца назад

    one of the best if not the best written conversation scene in movie history.

  • @xifyction1175
    @xifyction1175 3 месяца назад +1

    „Safety first.“ 😂😂😂

  • @l33-ve6sj
    @l33-ve6sj Год назад +1

    underrated scene

  • @julianwalls1077
    @julianwalls1077 5 месяцев назад

    This idea of throwing dwarfs at targets was something that did happen down here down under. I heard of some share brokers that were rumored to have hired some just before the 1987 crash at a company function and even at my local university I heard of a proposal to increase revenue in the student bar on the Friday nights other then fat suit sumo wrestling or bucking Bronco device was a proposal to hire some for throwing at a target. I often wondered if this took place..😂

  • @playerreview9041
    @playerreview9041 2 года назад +4

    „These things gossip“

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 10 месяцев назад +2

    "Safety first!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NickTheNickname
    @NickTheNickname 21 день назад

    "Let's keep that in our back pocket" makes me laugh every time

  • @craigschaffer828
    @craigschaffer828 2 года назад +41

    I miss smoking in business meetings...for real!