Meet Rincewind, the most useless wizard on Discworld

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Rincewind is the Disc’s most useless wizard - he can’t even spell wizzard, and his most notable talent is running away, very fast.
But somehow whenever anyone wants a wizard for a terrifying quest, it is Rincewind they call on.
The other wizards of Unseen University aren’t much better, spending more time studying the common room biscuit tin than mystical tomes - but they occasionally stretch to some magic between breakfast and elevenses.

[@Ambienfinity]

“Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad.”

[@PerfectChaosZeta]

Specifically, there's at least 41 Sir Terry Pratchett books for everyone. The rest are for most people, with the exception of the science of discworld and the folklore of discworld, which are for people who already finished the afore mentioned 41 books.

[@MrKOLCOO]

He mastered one spell : "Nigerundayo!"

[@FloridaManMatty]

I have imagined Rincewind looks like Guthrie Govan since the very first time I saw Guthrie doing a guitar clinic on YT. He even has the perfect vocal inflections and mannerisms I always imagined Rincewind would have.

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

Now that’s what I call music with rocks in!

[@melchesidekorder]

For shizzle my wyzzrl. He doesn't but magic does him.

[@cayde-69]

In-sewer-ants

[@Cactanthemum]

Wouldn’t his special talent be languages?

[@PerfectChaosZeta]

No, that's his normal talent. Running away is special because it's the only explanation for him not being dead.

[@metatron76]

@@PerfectChaosZeta Actually, that could be attributed to being the favoured Piece of THE LADY.

[@PerfectChaosZeta]

@@metatron76 Ah yes, him and Cohen. Lady L- errr excuse me, The Lady definitely smiles upon them. Of course, her master play (and greatest mistake) was Vimes. The Gods realized they goofed too late when he ascended to God of Policemen after his death. Suddenly cheating wasn't so easy and the game changed.

[@Executator123]

Still a better wizard than Harry Potter

[@shuakatz6545]

You misspelled wizzard

[@ImpureVessel]

Wait isn't he also in Eric?

[@metatron76]

Yup.

[@Pwnzistor]

I thought it was Faust.