The Order: 1886 Steampunk Modern Warfare (Zero Punctuation)

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  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2024

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  • @triplecastsleep1924
    @triplecastsleep1924 4 года назад +274

    Imagine being so incredibly incompetent that you managed to make killing a vampire with a lightning gun in a shootout in victorian london BORING.

  • @FizzleFX
    @FizzleFX 8 лет назад +585

    1:35 * funfact* the invaders only sped up because of a bug... the less enemy were on screen, the faster the old processor could handle the movement

    • @pranavghantasala6808
      @pranavghantasala6808 4 года назад +113

      So they made a better game than this one BY MISTAKE

    • @Rendo86
      @Rendo86 4 года назад +38

      @@rustyjones7908 or the birth of difficulty curve

    • @Wandergirl108
      @Wandergirl108 3 года назад +31

      @@Rendo86 Well, technically the concept of a game getting harder the more of it you beat was in fact born from the bug, so yes, you're right, but it was a happy accident in that we might not have the concept if not for a total accident of technological limitations. So there's no need for the "or" there, it is both a happy accident AND the birth of difficulty curve. And if this comment seems utterly inane and pointless, please don't judge me too harshly, I'm in the middle of a depressive episode bingeing Zero Punctuation videos to try to take my mind off my brain's own self-induced misery so I'm very nearly as cynical and nit-picky as Yahtzee himself right now.

    • @wilsonkierankitsune
      @wilsonkierankitsune 2 года назад +3

      @@Wandergirl108 I can totally relate to that

    • @TheKeeperOfKnowledge
      @TheKeeperOfKnowledge Год назад

      @@pranavghantasala6808 I'm not sure I would call that element a mistake. With the limitations of older hardware, lots of old video games used exploits to add features that would otherwise had been impossible to implement under the restrictions. This property makes the line between an unintentional bug left in because nobody wanted to fix it and an intentional exploit left in because it contributed to the overall design very blurry.

  • @ignaciogonzalez1424
    @ignaciogonzalez1424 9 лет назад +3972

    This review was as long as the game.

    • @harrisshelton1
      @harrisshelton1 9 лет назад +46

      I was waiting for that:L

    • @Szadek23
      @Szadek23 9 лет назад +135

      If you remove all the cutscenes and walking sections.

    • @Nikke-nn5mn
      @Nikke-nn5mn 9 лет назад +48

      Szadek23 and every 17 645 qte

    • @collyera01
      @collyera01 9 лет назад +170

      zoobl Really, you can only last 11 minutes. That's kinda sad.

    • @KiddCrowley
      @KiddCrowley 9 лет назад +40

      Alexander Collyer Ooooh burn! +1

  • @frealms
    @frealms 9 лет назад +159

    Well, the game does what it was meant to do. Show the awesome performance the PS4 is capable of when you only use 66% of the screen, keep it to narrow playable areas and cover it all in film grain so you can't work out the finer details of the meshes and textures.
    Well done cheeseburger with fries on table 18!

  • @konstantinosmerikakis6206
    @konstantinosmerikakis6206 8 лет назад +207

    " We need to kill some pleople on the way to it " Say no more " That part got me laughing so hard .

  • @wellthen...5420
    @wellthen...5420 8 лет назад +795

    A four player co op steampunk vs werewolves... Ah The wasted potential

    • @Joeyfield0
      @Joeyfield0 8 лет назад +42

      Maybe they're English werewolves. If so, it would sound something like: "Sorry we got bit had a curse, we'll be hiding while you try and deal with your corrupt order. If you need anything, just pop a mug with the water over fire and we'll be there. If you kill us, we'll get a little mad, but there's only three of us so do whatever. I'll go nibble on some scones while hiding."

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 8 лет назад +31

      "Also, we only eat EU members and refugees."

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 7 лет назад +10

      brainflash1 "And fish and chips, because you know, English "

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 лет назад +6

      You know what would've increased a lot of gameplay? Add in more supernatural monsters, like Vampires, Redcaps, varying types of Witches; even some Irish monsters like Revenants, Dullahans, and even the Nuckelavee. Even include a bit of Open-World exploration, like in Dragon Age: Inquisition, and have the resistance thing come up at least by the mid-point of the game's story, and have the ending be the results of what Galahad fought for.

    • @Lucios1995
      @Lucios1995 5 лет назад +1

      ... Warhammer Vermintide with werewolves?

  • @Birthday1313
    @Birthday1313 9 лет назад +631

    Two words: Black Bars
    Have developers learned nothing from The Evil Within? It's a game, not a bloody movie!

    • @gustavo13k
      @gustavo13k 9 лет назад +148

      If they remove the black bars, the PS would shit bricks. They are not there for the "movie experience" as they claimed, they are there to avoid rendering almost 1/4 of the game

    • @Epsil0
      @Epsil0 9 лет назад +36

      Gustavo Kaplon Same for the 30 fps cap... The game does look nice tho

    • @Birthday1313
      @Birthday1313 9 лет назад +10

      Gustavo Kaplon I guess your right, I haven't upgraded from a PS2 and PC has spoiled me thus far... I just used to having everything rendered and not having a crutch.

    • @atombomber25
      @atombomber25 9 лет назад +12

      The Evil Within is actually a good game though, unlike this garbage. In fact, I don't think the Evil Within ever pretended to be a movie, especially with how nonsensical and confusing the story was.

    • @Birthday1313
      @Birthday1313 9 лет назад +12

      atombomber25 I liked TEW, I even have a copy with the season pass. I referenced that because people b*tched until they were offered an option to remove/reduce the black bars. Ruvik is one of my top 5 favorite villains.

  • @K4RN4GE911
    @K4RN4GE911 9 лет назад +191

    I remember when exclusive titles were a means to compare games with your friends. "Oh, you guys have Halo? We have God of War." "Gears of War any good? Is it kind of like Uncharted?" If a game nowadays has to rely solely on graphics instead of what really matters in a game -- you know, the gameplay -- then I am perfectly content on still getting to the metric fuckton of backlogged games that I have on my PS3. I still get to play some fantastic games and I get to save the four hundred dollars I'd spend on a new console for a years supply of Twix.

    • @GrayFalcony
      @GrayFalcony 9 лет назад +57

      Maybe there actually is a positive site about that: Bad exclusive titles might finally end the console war. You know, instead of all the "Our games are better then yours", people nowadays might be like:
      XBox One Owner: "Your exclusive titles suck!"
      PS4 Owner: "No, we have..... Actually, yeah, you're right. They do suck."
      XBox One Owner: "Hah, see! Our games are way better! We have..... Hm, actually our's suck too...."
      PS4 Owner: ".....So.... Let's get Pizza?"
      XBox One Owner: "Yeah, okay."
      :D

    • @K4RN4GE911
      @K4RN4GE911 9 лет назад +24

      GrayFalcony And there was much rejoicing.
      yaaaay

    • @xiNerdLordix
      @xiNerdLordix 9 лет назад +1

      Halo > God of War
      *popcorn*

    • @dditionl9658
      @dditionl9658 9 лет назад +9

      xi Nerd Lord ix *comparing halo to god of war intensifys*

    • @1994gondor
      @1994gondor 9 лет назад +7

      K4RN4GE911 the war is over we can all be friends!

  • @OckhamAsylum
    @OckhamAsylum 9 лет назад +67

    All of the hype and and ranting about graphics that the games industry spewed over The Order 1886 back during its release and look at where it is now; a generic 4 hour long game with no replay-value that NOBODY remembers. Seriously, I legitimately forgot this game existed until a few days ago when I randomly happened across a comment that used it as an example, ironically enough, of games long since abandoned and forgotten. I believe I predicted this game's future perfectly all those months ago, and I said that people would one day look through their game library and say "The Order 1886? What is this thing and when did I buy it?"

  • @randomstuff53
    @randomstuff53 9 лет назад +37

    and the worst part is, this game had so much potential, the concept of it could have gone in an entirely good direction lol

  • @countdown4725
    @countdown4725 8 лет назад +28

    I really like this game because it permanently ended the debate of graphics vs gameplay

  • @mebardock
    @mebardock 9 лет назад +26

    i recently bought a ps4 that came bundled with the order 1886. it did not even leave the store i traded the game in as i bought it. the funny thing was according to the guy behind the desk almost everyone who got the game bundled returned it unopened. seems people are starting to wise up.

  • @Thenextworldwar
    @Thenextworldwar 9 лет назад +11

    I believe Gaming Brit described this game very nicely:
    "I don't deny a lot of talented people probably worked on this game; I mean, it's not buggy, it works, the art is nice looking and making models and textures this good is a feat far out of my reach.
    But holy shit, as a self-satisfied prickazoid with a RUclips channel, I have to say this has to be one of the most... mechanically shallow games I've touched in years. I have played Nintendo Wii beat-'em-ups with waggle controls that are far deeper than this game. It is almost ludicrous how bare bones of an experience The Order: 1886 truly is, and as I sit here and write this now, I have trouble coming up with all that much to actually say..."

  • @stefani.5737
    @stefani.5737 9 лет назад +15

    Remember the Watchdogs Hypetrain crash? Well The Ordeal (insert number here) is exactlly that, except for the fact that Watchdogs was actually an unpolished gem encrusted in a thick layer of buttery deadline release rush whereas The Oditty ended up being a piece of coal wrapped in granite. You have to grind the outer layer so much that by the time you start enjoying theres twelve minutes of gameplay left in the story.

  • @kylewalters82
    @kylewalters82 9 лет назад +962

    When will people realize that Game play is better than graphics

    • @Hillthugsta
      @Hillthugsta 9 лет назад +97

      Never. Why do you think these last few E3s all the games shown are trailers and not gameplay footage.... or if it is gameplay footage, it's a scripted set piece.

    • @secthay
      @secthay 9 лет назад +132

      Nintendo knows...

    • @blitzdungeoneer2786
      @blitzdungeoneer2786 9 лет назад +11

      It doesn't help that that's not 100% true.
      I love great gameplay and all, but if the game looks like complete shit, 9/10 times I'm not gonna enjoy it.
      Of course, my standards for shit graphics are a fair bit lower than your average person...
      And there is that 1/10 of games, like DF, which make up for it with glorious gameplay once you learn what does what.

    • @tamerdp
      @tamerdp 9 лет назад +7

      ***** Even better, Japan knows.

    • @AngryDutchMann
      @AngryDutchMann 9 лет назад +47

      tamerdp "Even better, Japan knows." *points at Final fantasy*

  • @joshbrown8756
    @joshbrown8756 9 лет назад +365

    I just discovered the speed settings on youtube videos, and listening to Yahtzee at .5 speed is a great bit of fun.

    • @joshbrown8756
      @joshbrown8756 9 лет назад +116

      he just sounds sooooo drunk

    • @Optilex42
      @Optilex42 9 лет назад +24

      Josh Brown Egad! You're right! That's beautiful!

    • @Optilex42
      @Optilex42 9 лет назад +16

      Optilex42 He doesn't sound that different sped up though... I guess he just talks really fast.

    • @joshbrown8756
      @joshbrown8756 9 лет назад +1

      I might speed up his "lets play" or "drown outs" so it sounds more scripted, like these reviews.

    • @blaziken1234
      @blaziken1234 9 лет назад

      Josh Brown Where are the speed settings, anyhow?

  • @ImJustYourAverageGuy
    @ImJustYourAverageGuy 9 лет назад +46

    I didn't realize yhatzee reviewed films

  • @KingOhmni
    @KingOhmni 8 лет назад +66

    "The Odour 1886." Has got to be the best title morphing Yahtzee has ever done. Certainly on an aural level... _shuffles feet awkwardly_

    • @KingOhmni
      @KingOhmni 8 лет назад +1

      ***** I certainly am ;)

  • @LAZY-RUBY
    @LAZY-RUBY 3 года назад +11

    I got to play this game for free and I was _still_ torn between, "Wow these levels have a lot of detail yet no reason to look around" and "OH SWEET LORD PLEASE GIVE ME A RUN BUTTON"

  • @ArcaneKeeperD20
    @ArcaneKeeperD20 9 лет назад +635

    Aw. I really wanted this game to be good. Damn shame.

    • @that1dude66
      @that1dude66 9 лет назад +11

      It really depends on your taste. I love his videos and I laughed at this one, but truthfully I loved every second of this game and felt I got my money's worth

    • @MadCrainProductions
      @MadCrainProductions 9 лет назад +67

      That 1 Dude Doesn't it piss you off that you could havr gotten the same exact experience from a youtube video?

    • @thedearmusic
      @thedearmusic 9 лет назад +46

      That seems to be the slogan for most AAA games lately

    • @that1dude66
      @that1dude66 9 лет назад +8

      MadCrainProductions nope. I'm glad I played it and I'm halfway through second play through. Just because you think it's worthless doesn't mean everyone else does.

    • @eliekhairallah3097
      @eliekhairallah3097 9 лет назад +12

      That 1 Dude Just because you liked it doesn't mean everyone (or in this case, anyone) else will like it. See it from both perspectives :p

  • @yatagan3072
    @yatagan3072 9 лет назад +991

    Honestly all this channel is now is Zero Punctuation.

    • @TheZer0Craft
      @TheZer0Craft 9 лет назад +306

      Is that bad?

    • @Snickersnek
      @Snickersnek 9 лет назад +128

      Hey, if it means I can subscribe to a channel just for Yahtzee I'm all for it. Never watched the other lot and checked back manually once a week for my ZP fix. Now the channel delivers it straight to my subscription feed!

    • @yatagan3072
      @yatagan3072 9 лет назад +58

      TheZer0Craft No, quite the opposite actually.

    • @gustavo13k
      @gustavo13k 9 лет назад +26

      Is not bad. But I feel sad for yahtzee, all his friends and colleagues left him all alone.

    • @heymelon
      @heymelon 9 лет назад +6

      My dreams have come true!

  • @RussDnB
    @RussDnB Год назад +4

    ... Then 7 years later I picked this up on sale while actively looking for a single player game that I could just veg out to.
    A couple of hours in and I'm thinking... Huh! I'm enjoying this. No looking around for hidden trinkets or meandering around a bland and lifeless open world that takes me 30 minutes just to reach the next marker on my map. I'm an odd one, I love that the worl is densely detailed and I can just soak it up. Just a straight forward linear single player campaign that I'm enjoying.

  • @polyticks04
    @polyticks04 9 лет назад +4

    *slow clap*
    I was 100% enjoying this review the whole way through. Then I got to the final sentence and can safely say that this is the best Zero Punctuation closing bit ever.
    Well done, damned fine show and a tip of the hat to you, fine sir.

  • @penguinvader7057
    @penguinvader7057 9 лет назад +5

    I've been waiting for this one for an eternity! I'm glad it's finally out.

  • @CaptainEggcellent
    @CaptainEggcellent 9 лет назад +46

    Great foundations for a good series of games but this one was just really poorly executed.

  • @nordicfatcheese
    @nordicfatcheese 9 лет назад +73

    Oh sure, RUclips, don't show us the exact number of fucking likes anymore. Just tell us 5k. Great work, RUclips, another stellar update, you dumbass.

    • @Japaneseanimeguy
      @Japaneseanimeguy 9 лет назад +32

      Why do Google think that ugly over-simplification of everything is a good idea?

    • @dditionl9658
      @dditionl9658 9 лет назад +2

      ***** it's more -modern- conformist-wait that doesn't work cause every other site shows an exact number....maybe they think we can't count

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 9 лет назад

      Where have you been for the past 2 months?

    • @nicomoron001
      @nicomoron001 9 лет назад +12

      lenny lennyson it´s like facebook... youtube doesnt even show all of the channels you are subscibed to, it just show you what it wants you to see.
      ´´Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you``
      -GMan

    • @zerginfestorhots6132
      @zerginfestorhots6132 9 лет назад +2

      I don't know why, but saying your comment with Yahtzee's voice in it made me laugh my ass off.

  • @exxinferis24
    @exxinferis24 6 лет назад +4

    this review by far the most memorable thing related to this game

  • @ombranox
    @ombranox 9 лет назад +5

    I still love how a film came out with a premise 90% the same as this game's a week later, and it was 20x better.

  • @zeevyehuda2501
    @zeevyehuda2501 9 лет назад +3

    One of my favorite episodes yet! Keep doing what you're doing

  • @EdwardSimbanegavi
    @EdwardSimbanegavi 9 лет назад +18

    Well, everyone knew that this game was perceived to attract consumers by mooning the PS4's graphics and capabilities but when all the fog settles, it's a game that's been cut and stuck together so many times you can actually taste the games it's ripping off from as you play it. It basically tried to say "Hey, this is what cover based generic storyline shooters would look like if we had done them on a PS4". All that would've crawled under that carpet of awful releases if only they had priced it based on the overall worthiness instead of how many hours the poor sods put into polishing and adding unnecessary detail and sacrificing fundamental aspects of gameplay in the end
    TLDR: It's an expensive poster that shows off the PS4's power

  • @SuperScaryMonkey
    @SuperScaryMonkey 9 лет назад +8

    Has the escapist basically turned into a zero punctuation channel?Because if so awesome.

  • @fluffy-hellhound
    @fluffy-hellhound 9 лет назад +12

    Judging by the trailers of The Order: 1886, I was expecting it to be either like Assassin's Creed combined with Just Cause 2 or be like Blood where instead of being a generic shooter where you only get a pistol, a shotgun and an assault rifle, you use more creative weapons like a flare gun, sticks of dynamite, and even a voodoo doll.

  • @IMCR8Z
    @IMCR8Z 9 лет назад +43

    They should have called this game "Do Not Order Even for $18.86"

  • @adrian.c6460
    @adrian.c6460 9 лет назад +192

    I don't like the order because who would pay 100$ to watch a movie 

    • @that1dude66
      @that1dude66 9 лет назад +7

      It was $60 here and I didn't mind paying it at all. If they released a second one I'd throw another $60 at it with complete faith that I'd enjoy it.

    • @boosie1679
      @boosie1679 9 лет назад +16

      Where the fuck do you live?

    • @adrian.c6460
      @adrian.c6460 9 лет назад +39

      Jordan Jenkins Australia

    • @Wintd1
      @Wintd1 9 лет назад +7

      Jordan Jenkins Most likely Australia.
      Games are pretty expensive over there.

    • @slaane377
      @slaane377 9 лет назад +3

      Ronald McSchlonald isnt there a tax on them over there? because your government bans alot of games so you have the import the things

  • @Midnight-Starfish
    @Midnight-Starfish 3 года назад +7

    I honestly forgot this game existed.

  • @twentywordsorlessYT
    @twentywordsorlessYT 9 лет назад +12

    "Just a shame it had to be attached to such an UTTERLY INCONSEQUENTIAL GAME! Like a birthday card tied to an unsecured balloon!"
    I adore your similes and metaphors, Yahtzee.

  • @craxnor
    @craxnor 9 лет назад +5

    I'm impressed that these guys were able to trick us into buying a movie for 60$.

  • @youeyez
    @youeyez 9 лет назад +3

    Feels like it's been a while since I've heard him rip a game like he did this one in the last few minutes. Awesome.

  • @powervidsful
    @powervidsful 9 лет назад +82

    The order 1886.... was it made by david cage because it felt like it

    • @paradoxacres1063
      @paradoxacres1063 9 лет назад +8

      ..ouch.

    • @suwatsaksri7191
      @suwatsaksri7191 9 лет назад +5

      Now you are just being mean to the order XD

    • @nielsmichiels1939
      @nielsmichiels1939 9 лет назад +2

      i don't know.
      i liked heavy rain, and beyond two souls (while depressing) i still a verry good game in my eyes.
      fahrenheit was garbage though , i admit that.

    • @paradoxacres1063
      @paradoxacres1063 9 лет назад +3

      NIELS MICHIELS Yeah, I liked Heavy Rain. It was alright.

    • @suwatsaksri7191
      @suwatsaksri7191 9 лет назад +20

      NIELS MICHIELS was Beyond Two Souls depressing because the writer was David "i love rape scenes, inconsistencies, forgot the script, failure of game design" Cage and not someone who is competent to max out the potential of the story?

  • @the_subi
    @the_subi 9 лет назад +9

    under every video of zero punctuation there are comments saying "this channel is all about zero punctuation now". OK. we get it.and i am sure owner of the channels gets is too. thanks Cpt. Obvious. now please give us a break. please.

  • @paradoxacres1063
    @paradoxacres1063 9 лет назад +12

    The Snore-der:1886.

  • @CountJoe1
    @CountJoe1 9 лет назад +4

    I like the idea of the order, and the setting, would have loved to have seen this as maybe more of an rpg, just cuz steampunky victorian england has some pretty cool folklore in it.

  • @marcuswalters8093
    @marcuswalters8093 4 года назад +2

    "The buffering symbol in their eyes"
    That's the deepest cut on this show.

  • @ILikePotpie1
    @ILikePotpie1 9 лет назад +4

    "Funkmarbleteehee"
    My new favorite word.

  • @FortressWolf97
    @FortressWolf97 Год назад +1

    I would LOVE a gameplay mechanic against werewolves where you can shake a bag of doggy treats to lure them out of hiding. That’d be hilarious.

  • @SlaughterSnake
    @SlaughterSnake 9 лет назад +6

    Funkmarbleteehee.
    that's really good

  • @jamesedwardsiii8532
    @jamesedwardsiii8532 7 лет назад +5

    Its kind of sad when a game reviewers work is consistently more entertaining than any of the games being reviewed.

  • @iidirectxii7545
    @iidirectxii7545 9 лет назад +11

    This game was made for this channel :D

  • @amazedalloy
    @amazedalloy Год назад +1

    Imagine how great this setting would work with ID software

  • @Steve-hk5ds
    @Steve-hk5ds 9 лет назад +3

    I can't remember the Last time I actually felt engaged by a game... I usually feel that its probably me then see a yahtzee Review and feel somewhat better about my lack of appreciation for triple AAA games or games in general. :)

  • @gekkanshounen5112
    @gekkanshounen5112 9 лет назад +2

    I'm curious to know how this game is doing sales-wise, since that's probably the most important factor that'll affect how game devs will go on about making future games.

  • @MrMikeTheDude
    @MrMikeTheDude 9 лет назад +68

    I think we have found Sony´s "Ryse: Son of Rome"... another graphical demo bullshit.

    • @09philj
      @09philj 9 лет назад +13

      Only a few years too late to be appropriate.

    • @BlooOcean
      @BlooOcean 9 лет назад +8

      Sadly, i feel like Ryse gave more gameplay than order 1886

    • @michaelkemel9711
      @michaelkemel9711 9 лет назад +2

      At least Ryse was released around the launch of the PS4. The good (or at least decent) games that have come out this generation on the PS4 like Shadow of Mordor, Alien Isolation and so on just show how bland The Order is.

    • @michaelkemel9711
      @michaelkemel9711 9 лет назад

      James Oldfield That doesn't mean a damn thing with games this unsubstantial. Anyway, sure the graphics are detailed, but all the environments are just a muddy gray and unappealing, so what's the point?

    • @michaelkemel9711
      @michaelkemel9711 9 лет назад

      James Oldfield Its a shame how hard graphics are pushed at the expense of quality :(

  • @fatkidwithfudge
    @fatkidwithfudge 9 лет назад +10

    Simply the most advanced interactive movie to date. Film a let's play, edit out the quicktime events and have a flawles let's play and it all comes together. Gaming as a wholle might be headed to a darkish place if stuff like this continues~

  • @i_just_got_here
    @i_just_got_here 4 года назад +4

    Hi there from the future, Yahtzee just named The Order: 1886 his 5th Worst Game of the Decade

  • @travelingspartan2035
    @travelingspartan2035 9 лет назад +1

    5:06 To quote Hellsing Ultimate Abridged: "Aahhh, I can never have sex again!"

  • @timebomb4562
    @timebomb4562 8 лет назад +10

    uhhh is funkmarbleteehee gonna be a word now

    • @Intothevoid-NIB
      @Intothevoid-NIB 7 лет назад +1

      Yep
      Funkmarbleteehee- a game selling itself on a unique premise but ends up being spunkgargleweewee

    • @timebomb4562
      @timebomb4562 7 лет назад

      i see so are we gonna see a lot of these types of games

  • @pennywisetheclown773
    @pennywisetheclown773 9 лет назад

    love that bit when he compares the console exclusive to the trophy wife.

  • @Helmslock
    @Helmslock 9 лет назад +7

    I know this sounds random but The Order: 1886 looks like a you are playing a boring museum game.

  • @joshuaarmstrong8664
    @joshuaarmstrong8664 6 лет назад +1

    at 2:43 is the best part xD god i cant believe how much i laughed and it was a hearty laugh at that...lol

  • @gamezharks
    @gamezharks 9 лет назад +5

    a true steampunk game would be a game with a huge world that you can explore with your own airship/submarine and build your own weapons and robotic minions.

    • @ASCG5000
      @ASCG5000 9 лет назад

      Look at Guns of Icarus.

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart 9 лет назад +4

      Thank you someone fucking understands it! Steampunk snd the like is not an excuse to put guns alone in the past. If you want a good steampunk game try Bioshock (well dieselpunk but close enough) or Dishonoured

  • @Beef1188
    @Beef1188 9 лет назад

    Channels such as these are why youtube is great!

  • @towerknight5012
    @towerknight5012 9 лет назад +5

    I'd buy it for the year's supply of Twix.
    Probably cheaper to.

  • @wallydee
    @wallydee 6 лет назад +1

    THE VIDEO SERIOUSLY STARTED BUFFERING WHEN YOU MENTIONED BUFFERING!
    Ahhh nobody's gonna believe me

  • @TheBaldingPied
    @TheBaldingPied 9 лет назад +8

    you want steampunk?
    Codename: S.T.E.A.M
    MECHA ABE LINCOLN YEEE

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca 9 лет назад

      Yesssss.

    • @SilverEspeon
      @SilverEspeon 9 лет назад

      The Great Me-sama Codename S.T.E.A.M.? More like Codename F.L.O.P! Unintelligent systems should've just focused on the SMT X Fire Emblem Crossover and made a new Advanced Wars game on the 3ds. lmao

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca 9 лет назад

      AmericanBuizel I wouldn't have minded that last one. Advanced Wars rocked

    • @ThierryRocksTV
      @ThierryRocksTV 9 лет назад

      It sounded interesting at first but really it's just another cartoon kiddy game.

  • @vulcanviper
    @vulcanviper 9 лет назад

    Play Hektor Yatzee! Mostly because I want your review before I get it, you're one of the only honest people left!

  • @Downsider24
    @Downsider24 9 лет назад +10

    Lets have a seemingly interesting steampunk setting in an era not covered by video games, throw in some H.P Lovecraft and excellent voice actors with an interesting plot, and Tesla, which some pretty awesome weapons and gadgets.
    Instead we got HOLY ASS FUCKING TITS! THIS GAME IS GORGEOUS AS FUCK! WOW! LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DETAIL! OH MAH GAWD LOOK AT THEM MUSTACHE! RAPTOR BABY JEZUS, THIS IS AMAZING!
    Wait, what? No co-op? Hmmm.. that's okay! I'm sure the game is an epic adventur- what, wait, what? It's only 6 hours long?... Uhmm... okay, is there multiplay- WHAT?! NO MULTIPLAYER?! ...you sure this is 6 hours? Can't be, if this is a single-player game only it's got be like Last of Us, or Uncharted, right? 15 hours of awesomesauce? ...no? well, at least it's FU- WHAT?! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!
    THIS IS SONY'S RYSE?! ...................................................................................................................................

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca 9 лет назад +2

      Its Sony's Ryse.

    • @slugofborg6532
      @slugofborg6532 8 лет назад +2

      +Downsider24
      *Werewolves =/= Cosmic Horror.
      That's more of traditional gothic horror, Bloodborne gets away with being called Lovecraftian because half way through it turns out everything was being run by space-octopi.

  • @andrewtaulane9716
    @andrewtaulane9716 9 лет назад +2

    And so begins the reign of the FunkMarbleTeehee

  • @philpyung4831
    @philpyung4831 9 лет назад +26

    The Order 1886 is what happens when developers are all so wrapped up in their own bravado that they can't see the game games. Yeah, you made it, it looks good and it works, but it's boring. Every review shows this. The gameplay is boring.

    • @SanFran51
      @SanFran51 9 лет назад +3

      +Philp Yung and also putting the barest minimum of imagination.

  • @Mailman692
    @Mailman692 9 лет назад

    Loved the Deadwood reference

  • @benlasky9414
    @benlasky9414 9 лет назад +3

    This Motion Picture Has Been Rated "Fuck All To Do With Anything" - Yatzee 2015

  • @MrUn1versal
    @MrUn1versal 9 лет назад +2

    4:00
    *Human-centipeded together

  • @seydellious9218
    @seydellious9218 9 лет назад +6

    More like Order it when it's $18.86
    HEYOOO

    • @edwardhernandez6668
      @edwardhernandez6668 6 лет назад

      That seems like a lot of money for this game. What a bad joke. Don't ever become a comedian or else I'll be there and Boo.

  • @rotz394
    @rotz394 4 года назад +1

    The Order: 1886, also known as "We had an idea for a game, but gave up halfway and just did Advanced Warfare."

  • @Waiting4thaWroms
    @Waiting4thaWroms 9 лет назад +5

    I was so hyped for this game, it was going to be the reason I bought a PS4 originally. Then I found out how shit it was, thankfully before getting the console, and became hyped for the ZP review. Yahtzee, on the other hand, did not disappoint.

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca 9 лет назад +6

      The one thing we can always count on from crappy games; an AWESOME review.

  • @ShebbyYT
    @ShebbyYT 9 лет назад

    5:01
    This is why I love Zero Punctuation..

  • @Fwuuck
    @Fwuuck 9 лет назад +3

    Is The Order 1886 50% Off yet?

  • @LarsOle89
    @LarsOle89 4 года назад +2

    I bought this game on release day at a store that was shutting down and got 40-50% off, played through it over the weekend and sold it to GameStop, making a small profit..still wasn't worth it..

  • @TheCoolestRyker
    @TheCoolestRyker 9 лет назад +87

    The Wii U prioritizes fun. The Xbox One and PS4 prioritize graphics.

    • @carbonbonds3019
      @carbonbonds3019 9 лет назад +42

      Wii U is actually a *VIDEO* *GAME* console while the xbox one and ps4 are extremely underpowered PCs

    • @TheVenusProjectInfo
      @TheVenusProjectInfo 9 лет назад +6

      The funny thing is all the first party games released on the Wii U are 1080p 60fps!!

    • @RandomComm3nt
      @RandomComm3nt 9 лет назад +23

      The Wii U prioritizes a gimmick.

    • @carbonbonds3019
      @carbonbonds3019 9 лет назад +8

      Dan Armour zelda, mario, smash, starfox.
      Yeah, "gimmicks" :)

    • @xcargrif
      @xcargrif 9 лет назад +7

      Though I really enjoy the PS4, the Wii U is still my favorite (Oh gawd do I hate saying this) "current gen" console, probably simply due to its fun and also beautiful games. Nintendo Land is actually a really good launch title. Of course, it's not too fun on your lonesome, but it's a really good game that even my grandmother can play. Literally. She has played Nintendo Land with me and other family members on multiple occasions.

  • @porthos1000000
    @porthos1000000 9 лет назад

    Whoa, Escapist has played (or at least heard of) Dark Void. What a trip

  • @Heavysweating
    @Heavysweating 9 лет назад +35

    Hotline Miami 2 review next?

    • @jeklingames1692
      @jeklingames1692 9 лет назад +3

      Nope, it's majoras mask 3d now on the escapist :D

    • @TheGoldengamerpro
      @TheGoldengamerpro 9 лет назад +1

      Unless he finds an illegal way to download it, he can't.
      banned in Australia : (

    • @Heavysweating
      @Heavysweating 9 лет назад +1

      GoldenGamerPro Oh shit, really? Damn…

    • @TheGoldengamerpro
      @TheGoldengamerpro 9 лет назад

      All because of that one sexual scene

    • @Heavysweating
      @Heavysweating 9 лет назад +1

      GoldenGamerPro I don't know anything about the game yet, so can't say much about it, but it seems pretty rough and stupid to ban a game because of that.

  • @VoidloniXaarii
    @VoidloniXaarii 9 лет назад

    great "launch title" comparison!

  • @jordanj809
    @jordanj809 9 лет назад +13

    AngryJoe said it. ModernWarNegro said it. And now Ben said it.
    It's official. This game sucks.

  • @juliant1189
    @juliant1189 9 лет назад +1

    Talk about 'Ouch'. No mercy here, folks. Except for the bit about how pretty the whole thing looks

  • @ChazzzyF
    @ChazzzyF 9 лет назад +6

    Y'know, most of the time I feel I need take everything Yahtzee says with a grain of salt or more, since this is in it's essence a comedy show and it seems like he often criticizes a game more harshly because of that, take Sonic Generations as a prime example. But, at the same time, from what I've heard others say about this game, I somewhat want to believe this wholeheartedly.

    • @Lalle524
      @Lalle524 9 лет назад +17

      take his word on this one, its not good, at all

    • @suwatsaksri7191
      @suwatsaksri7191 9 лет назад

      What is fun or good about being forced to walk like a snail to point A to point B half of the game with an uninteresting story covered up by bland "pretty" graphics that are going to be outdated sooner or later?

    • @ChazzzyF
      @ChazzzyF 9 лет назад

      ***** Eh, it depends on the game. He also reviews a lot of games that are just not his type of game, but are games that people expect him to review.

  • @coldReactive
    @coldReactive 8 лет назад +7

    I'll probably go with Advanced Warefare, because... PC controls. Since I hate using shooters with controllers.

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 8 лет назад

      I hate using PC Controls on shooters and all games in general.

    • @MillerTM
      @MillerTM 6 лет назад

      CyberLance26
      At least on PC you can choose to take a controller.
      But mouse is much better for aiming.

  • @TheMAM
    @TheMAM 9 лет назад +3

    At this rate, they should just rename this channel "Zero Punctuation". Not that that's a problem or anything.

  • @nomadicronin89
    @nomadicronin89 9 лет назад +1

    This is why Ben crossbow is one of the best reviewers or critics in the industry. I think this is the funniest review he's ever done.

    • @Dusty--
      @Dusty-- 9 лет назад

      He's done plenty funnier ones, like too human or ride to hell

  • @Khanstant
    @Khanstant 9 лет назад +12

    why are you still on the Escrapist?

    • @fireassassin1688
      @fireassassin1688 9 лет назад +1

      Extra money and what not

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart 9 лет назад +8

      Simple answer consistent pay. He would probably have more money if he went solo and was paid based on his views, but this way he has a predictable schedule and predictable pay so if he ever buys something he can do it confidently on credit and no when he will be able to pay it back

    • @SmileyCirrusOz
      @SmileyCirrusOz 9 лет назад +4

      GeakGuySheldon And i also believe the escapist pays for some of the games he reviews, so thats an advantage too.

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart 9 лет назад

      SmileyCirrusOz yes they pay for definitely the new ones not sure about old or retro reviews

    • @rockstermaniac
      @rockstermaniac 9 лет назад +2

      ***** does anyone else think instead of bringing on more members the escapist channel should start a new playlist where zero punctuation does let's plays of the games before posting his review for us? If hes this hilarious summing up games he obviously found painful to play I kind of want to hear what he'd say while enduring them

  • @moonraven6145
    @moonraven6145 6 лет назад +2

    Want to fight Werewolves in a vaguely Victorian setting, play Bloodborne :)

  • @MiguelXisto1
    @MiguelXisto1 9 лет назад +6

    Haha. I love when i dont get hyped for a game that turns out to be shit!

  • @RichGwilliam
    @RichGwilliam 9 лет назад

    Baron Flaps might be my new go-to game ID.

  • @kilgoretrout1952
    @kilgoretrout1952 9 лет назад +4

    3:56 for the last time, Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster

  • @Geraduss
    @Geraduss 9 лет назад

    The moment I was the queens head turn reptile I started laughing so hard I could not in good faith see the review to the end and had to watch it all over a few minutes later..

  • @silversail9020
    @silversail9020 8 лет назад +12

    Miss me don't ya?

  • @missdodobird100
    @missdodobird100 9 лет назад

    That last comment about the hippo tho... 😂😂😂

  • @sunofslavia
    @sunofslavia 9 лет назад +39

    Check mate, PS4.
    Long live the PC Master Race!

    • @ASCG5000
      @ASCG5000 9 лет назад +10

      Hail GabeN

    • @mergele1000
      @mergele1000 9 лет назад

      Pelle Olsson How stupid am I, if I ask what "Gaben" is?

    • @ASCG5000
      @ASCG5000 9 лет назад +7

      ***** One day lord GabeN will return from the great steam cloud in the sky and bring upon the Earth Half-Life 3. We will then be saved from the Origin heathens and console peasants.

    • @summerycast7936
      @summerycast7936 9 лет назад +2

      "Us vs. them! Us vs. them! Get out if you're not with us!"

    • @summerycast7936
      @summerycast7936 9 лет назад +1

      *****
      Good point ^_^

  • @PhoenixDfire
    @PhoenixDfire 9 лет назад

    Cup of Mung? Wow I thought I'd heard it all but that one is new to me!

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 9 лет назад +8

    Ah, yes. I remember Infamous. Still play Infamous and Infamous 2.
    Will I ever play The Order? Well, my first game on the system is Uncharted: The Nathan Drake Collection, which is STILL fun so... no.

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 8 лет назад

      Same! When I finish all three it's on to Last Of Us...

  • @liamkleronomos5104
    @liamkleronomos5104 9 лет назад

    I have found aYahtzee playermodel on the GMOD workshop. My life is partly complete.

  • @Falcovsleon21
    @Falcovsleon21 8 лет назад +25

    Incidentally, this game is actually emblematic of what the PS4 is: a pretty looking piece of shit.