The Order: 1886 Steampunk Modern Warfare (Zero Punctuation)
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Imagine being so incredibly incompetent that you managed to make killing a vampire with a lightning gun in a shootout in victorian london BORING.
This review was as long as the game.
I was waiting for that:L
If you remove all the cutscenes and walking sections.
Szadek23 and every 17 645 qte
zoobl Really, you can only last 11 minutes. That's kinda sad.
Alexander Collyer Ooooh burn! +1
The Snore-der:1886.
The Oder
I can't remember the Last time I actually felt engaged by a game... I usually feel that its probably me then see a yahtzee Review and feel somewhat better about my lack of appreciation for triple AAA games or games in general. :)
Know what I don't remember exclusive games being? A show case for pretty graphical set pieces! I remember when exclusive games meant titles like Halo 1-3, Gears of War 1-3, Uncharted, Demon Souls, God of War, Xenoblade (and a long list of Nintendo titles inserted here).
2:01 Insert TotalBiscuit joke here
I think it might just be that the main character is called Galahad, but doesn't the whole plot of the order sound like an early Kingsman??
So pretty much, The Order 1886 and MWAW have the same plotline as Haze (2008)
When you compare the PS2 launch titles to this, its really depressing.
I played shadow warrior 2013 recently and hoped they could make fun game like that more often.....
So very funny, with all the funny bits about imps and these freeze-frame tidbits: This motion picture has been rated "Fuck All to Do with Everything" Loooog intoooo uuplaay Press X to Pattycake Sorry - had to run out and audition for the role of a smug asshole. Left you a final boss fight in the fridge. XD
...Nothing's changed from the pattern of game releases aside from hype, the journalism, and development ethics.
For player culture, for lack of a better term, a new console comes out, a lot of shitty hyped up titles get released and then we wait for 3 to 5 years post release to start seeing the lessons learned from mistakes. I mean that's pretty much what is happening here.
I'm still looking for 1887
I hope there will be a Cities: Skylines review at some point (though it will be interesting to see what Yahtzee says bad about it, because steam rating is overwhelmingly positive and metacritic user score is 9.8/10)
Thanks for the spoilers, now I dont have to suffe.. I mean, pay... I mean PLAY those games :). Great vid
Escapist has 1millon sub's = Yathzee has 1millon sub's
I cant wait for him to review Cities skylines!
You know, the fact that Yahtzee's criticism wasn't based on how short the game was and instead focused on its actual bad points really needs to be appreciated.
When you spend $60+ on a game you should expect it to be more the 8 hours. Its like if you spent $20 on a movie thats 30 minutes.
You know, people have been whining that graphics don't make the game for quite some time now...WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY STILL MAKING GAMES LIKE THIS!??
They really could have done more with the game. Didn't buy it, let someone else buy it then played it(or mostly waited through it).
A four player co op steampunk vs werewolves... Ah The wasted potential
Maybe they're English werewolves. If so, it would sound something like: "Sorry we got bit had a curse, we'll be hiding while you try and deal with your corrupt order. If you need anything, just pop a mug with the water over fire and we'll be there. If you kill us, we'll get a little mad, but there's only three of us so do whatever. I'll go nibble on some scones while hiding."
"Also, we only eat EU members and refugees."
brainflash1 "And fish and chips, because you know, English "
Steampunk itself is one big missed opputunity (atleast in games).
The only games that feelt like a Viktorian World filled with Gaspipes was Frostpunk.
You know what would've increased a lot of gameplay? Add in more supernatural monsters, like Vampires, Redcaps, varying types of Witches; even some Irish monsters like Revenants, Dullahans, and even the Nuckelavee. Even include a bit of Open-World exploration, like in Dragon Age: Inquisition, and have the resistance thing come up at least by the mid-point of the game's story, and have the ending be the results of what Galahad fought for.
1:35 * funfact* the invaders only sped up because of a bug... the less enemy were on screen, the faster the old processor could handle the movement
So they made a better game than this one BY MISTAKE
@@rustyjones7908 or the birth of difficulty curve
@@Rendo86 Well, technically the concept of a game getting harder the more of it you beat was in fact born from the bug, so yes, you're right, but it was a happy accident in that we might not have the concept if not for a total accident of technological limitations. So there's no need for the "or" there, it is both a happy accident AND the birth of difficulty curve. And if this comment seems utterly inane and pointless, please don't judge me too harshly, I'm in the middle of a depressive episode bingeing Zero Punctuation videos to try to take my mind off my brain's own self-induced misery so I'm very nearly as cynical and nit-picky as Yahtzee himself right now.
@@Wandergirl108 I can totally relate to that
@@pranavghantasala6808 I'm not sure I would call that element a mistake. With the limitations of older hardware, lots of old video games used exploits to add features that would otherwise had been impossible to implement under the restrictions. This property makes the line between an unintentional bug left in because nobody wanted to fix it and an intentional exploit left in because it contributed to the overall design very blurry.
Well, the game does what it was meant to do. Show the awesome performance the PS4 is capable of when you only use 66% of the screen, keep it to narrow playable areas and cover it all in film grain so you can't work out the finer details of the meshes and textures.
Well done cheeseburger with fries on table 18!
I remember when exclusive titles were a means to compare games with your friends. "Oh, you guys have Halo? We have God of War." "Gears of War any good? Is it kind of like Uncharted?" If a game nowadays has to rely solely on graphics instead of what really matters in a game -- you know, the gameplay -- then I am perfectly content on still getting to the metric fuckton of backlogged games that I have on my PS3. I still get to play some fantastic games and I get to save the four hundred dollars I'd spend on a new console for a years supply of Twix.
Maybe there actually is a positive site about that: Bad exclusive titles might finally end the console war. You know, instead of all the "Our games are better then yours", people nowadays might be like:
XBox One Owner: "Your exclusive titles suck!"
PS4 Owner: "No, we have..... Actually, yeah, you're right. They do suck."
XBox One Owner: "Hah, see! Our games are way better! We have..... Hm, actually our's suck too...."
PS4 Owner: ".....So.... Let's get Pizza?"
XBox One Owner: "Yeah, okay."
:D
GrayFalcony And there was much rejoicing.
yaaaay
Halo > God of War
*popcorn*
xi Nerd Lord ix *comparing halo to god of war intensifys*
K4RN4GE911 the war is over we can all be friends!
" We need to kill some pleople on the way to it " Say no more " That part got me laughing so hard .
When will people realize that Game play is better than graphics
Never. Why do you think these last few E3s all the games shown are trailers and not gameplay footage.... or if it is gameplay footage, it's a scripted set piece.
Nintendo knows...
It doesn't help that that's not 100% true.
I love great gameplay and all, but if the game looks like complete shit, 9/10 times I'm not gonna enjoy it.
Of course, my standards for shit graphics are a fair bit lower than your average person...
And there is that 1/10 of games, like DF, which make up for it with glorious gameplay once you learn what does what.
***** Even better, Japan knows.
tamerdp "Even better, Japan knows." *points at Final fantasy*
All of the hype and and ranting about graphics that the games industry spewed over The Order 1886 back during its release and look at where it is now; a generic 4 hour long game with no replay-value that NOBODY remembers. Seriously, I legitimately forgot this game existed until a few days ago when I randomly happened across a comment that used it as an example, ironically enough, of games long since abandoned and forgotten. I believe I predicted this game's future perfectly all those months ago, and I said that people would one day look through their game library and say "The Order 1886? What is this thing and when did I buy it?"
Two words: Black Bars
Have developers learned nothing from The Evil Within? It's a game, not a bloody movie!
If they remove the black bars, the PS would shit bricks. They are not there for the "movie experience" as they claimed, they are there to avoid rendering almost 1/4 of the game
Gustavo Kaplon Same for the 30 fps cap... The game does look nice tho
Gustavo Kaplon I guess your right, I haven't upgraded from a PS2 and PC has spoiled me thus far... I just used to having everything rendered and not having a crutch.
The Evil Within is actually a good game though, unlike this garbage. In fact, I don't think the Evil Within ever pretended to be a movie, especially with how nonsensical and confusing the story was.
atombomber25 I liked TEW, I even have a copy with the season pass. I referenced that because people b*tched until they were offered an option to remove/reduce the black bars. Ruvik is one of my top 5 favorite villains.
I believe Gaming Brit described this game very nicely:
"I don't deny a lot of talented people probably worked on this game; I mean, it's not buggy, it works, the art is nice looking and making models and textures this good is a feat far out of my reach.
But holy shit, as a self-satisfied prickazoid with a RUclips channel, I have to say this has to be one of the most... mechanically shallow games I've touched in years. I have played Nintendo Wii beat-'em-ups with waggle controls that are far deeper than this game. It is almost ludicrous how bare bones of an experience The Order: 1886 truly is, and as I sit here and write this now, I have trouble coming up with all that much to actually say..."
Great foundations for a good series of games but this one was just really poorly executed.
Honestly all this channel is now is Zero Punctuation.
Is that bad?
Hey, if it means I can subscribe to a channel just for Yahtzee I'm all for it. Never watched the other lot and checked back manually once a week for my ZP fix. Now the channel delivers it straight to my subscription feed!
TheZer0Craft No, quite the opposite actually.
Is not bad. But I feel sad for yahtzee, all his friends and colleagues left him all alone.
My dreams have come true!
and the worst part is, this game had so much potential, the concept of it could have gone in an entirely good direction lol
I really like this game because it permanently ended the debate of graphics vs gameplay
I think we have found Sony´s "Ryse: Son of Rome"... another graphical demo bullshit.
Only a few years too late to be appropriate.
Sadly, i feel like Ryse gave more gameplay than order 1886
At least Ryse was released around the launch of the PS4. The good (or at least decent) games that have come out this generation on the PS4 like Shadow of Mordor, Alien Isolation and so on just show how bland The Order is.
James Oldfield That doesn't mean a damn thing with games this unsubstantial. Anyway, sure the graphics are detailed, but all the environments are just a muddy gray and unappealing, so what's the point?
James Oldfield Its a shame how hard graphics are pushed at the expense of quality :(
Aw. I really wanted this game to be good. Damn shame.
It really depends on your taste. I love his videos and I laughed at this one, but truthfully I loved every second of this game and felt I got my money's worth
That 1 Dude Doesn't it piss you off that you could havr gotten the same exact experience from a youtube video?
That seems to be the slogan for most AAA games lately
MadCrainProductions nope. I'm glad I played it and I'm halfway through second play through. Just because you think it's worthless doesn't mean everyone else does.
That 1 Dude Just because you liked it doesn't mean everyone (or in this case, anyone) else will like it. See it from both perspectives :p
I didn't realize yhatzee reviewed films
I don't like the order because who would pay 100$ to watch a movie
It was $60 here and I didn't mind paying it at all. If they released a second one I'd throw another $60 at it with complete faith that I'd enjoy it.
Where the fuck do you live?
Jordan Jenkins Australia
Jordan Jenkins Most likely Australia.
Games are pretty expensive over there.
Ronald McSchlonald isnt there a tax on them over there? because your government bans alot of games so you have the import the things
Oh sure, RUclips, don't show us the exact number of fucking likes anymore. Just tell us 5k. Great work, RUclips, another stellar update, you dumbass.
Why do Google think that ugly over-simplification of everything is a good idea?
***** it's more -modern- conformist-wait that doesn't work cause every other site shows an exact number....maybe they think we can't count
Where have you been for the past 2 months?
lenny lennyson it´s like facebook... youtube doesnt even show all of the channels you are subscibed to, it just show you what it wants you to see.
´´Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you``
-GMan
I don't know why, but saying your comment with Yahtzee's voice in it made me laugh my ass off.
i recently bought a ps4 that came bundled with the order 1886. it did not even leave the store i traded the game in as i bought it. the funny thing was according to the guy behind the desk almost everyone who got the game bundled returned it unopened. seems people are starting to wise up.
I just discovered the speed settings on youtube videos, and listening to Yahtzee at .5 speed is a great bit of fun.
he just sounds sooooo drunk
Josh Brown Egad! You're right! That's beautiful!
Optilex42 He doesn't sound that different sped up though... I guess he just talks really fast.
I might speed up his "lets play" or "drown outs" so it sounds more scripted, like these reviews.
Josh Brown Where are the speed settings, anyhow?
"The Odour 1886." Has got to be the best title morphing Yahtzee has ever done. Certainly on an aural level... _shuffles feet awkwardly_
***** I certainly am ;)
I got to play this game for free and I was _still_ torn between, "Wow these levels have a lot of detail yet no reason to look around" and "OH SWEET LORD PLEASE GIVE ME A RUN BUTTON"
Remember the Watchdogs Hypetrain crash? Well The Ordeal (insert number here) is exactlly that, except for the fact that Watchdogs was actually an unpolished gem encrusted in a thick layer of buttery deadline release rush whereas The Oditty ended up being a piece of coal wrapped in granite. You have to grind the outer layer so much that by the time you start enjoying theres twelve minutes of gameplay left in the story.
... Then 7 years later I picked this up on sale while actively looking for a single player game that I could just veg out to.
A couple of hours in and I'm thinking... Huh! I'm enjoying this. No looking around for hidden trinkets or meandering around a bland and lifeless open world that takes me 30 minutes just to reach the next marker on my map. I'm an odd one, I love that the worl is densely detailed and I can just soak it up. Just a straight forward linear single player campaign that I'm enjoying.
Well, everyone knew that this game was perceived to attract consumers by mooning the PS4's graphics and capabilities but when all the fog settles, it's a game that's been cut and stuck together so many times you can actually taste the games it's ripping off from as you play it. It basically tried to say "Hey, this is what cover based generic storyline shooters would look like if we had done them on a PS4". All that would've crawled under that carpet of awful releases if only they had priced it based on the overall worthiness instead of how many hours the poor sods put into polishing and adding unnecessary detail and sacrificing fundamental aspects of gameplay in the end
TLDR: It's an expensive poster that shows off the PS4's power
They should have called this game "Do Not Order Even for $18.86"
Judging by the trailers of The Order: 1886, I was expecting it to be either like Assassin's Creed combined with Just Cause 2 or be like Blood where instead of being a generic shooter where you only get a pistol, a shotgun and an assault rifle, you use more creative weapons like a flare gun, sticks of dynamite, and even a voodoo doll.
I honestly forgot this game existed.
The order 1886.... was it made by david cage because it felt like it
..ouch.
Now you are just being mean to the order XD
i don't know.
i liked heavy rain, and beyond two souls (while depressing) i still a verry good game in my eyes.
fahrenheit was garbage though , i admit that.
NIELS MICHIELS Yeah, I liked Heavy Rain. It was alright.
NIELS MICHIELS was Beyond Two Souls depressing because the writer was David "i love rape scenes, inconsistencies, forgot the script, failure of game design" Cage and not someone who is competent to max out the potential of the story?
Incidentally, this game is actually emblematic of what the PS4 is: a pretty looking piece of shit.
Its kind of sad when a game reviewers work is consistently more entertaining than any of the games being reviewed.
Has the escapist basically turned into a zero punctuation channel?Because if so awesome.
Lets have a seemingly interesting steampunk setting in an era not covered by video games, throw in some H.P Lovecraft and excellent voice actors with an interesting plot, and Tesla, which some pretty awesome weapons and gadgets.
Instead we got HOLY ASS FUCKING TITS! THIS GAME IS GORGEOUS AS FUCK! WOW! LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DETAIL! OH MAH GAWD LOOK AT THEM MUSTACHE! RAPTOR BABY JEZUS, THIS IS AMAZING!
Wait, what? No co-op? Hmmm.. that's okay! I'm sure the game is an epic adventur- what, wait, what? It's only 6 hours long?... Uhmm... okay, is there multiplay- WHAT?! NO MULTIPLAYER?! ...you sure this is 6 hours? Can't be, if this is a single-player game only it's got be like Last of Us, or Uncharted, right? 15 hours of awesomesauce? ...no? well, at least it's FU- WHAT?! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!
THIS IS SONY'S RYSE?! ...................................................................................................................................
Its Sony's Ryse.
+Downsider24
*Werewolves =/= Cosmic Horror.
That's more of traditional gothic horror, Bloodborne gets away with being called Lovecraftian because half way through it turns out everything was being run by space-octopi.
Want to fight Werewolves in a vaguely Victorian setting, play Bloodborne :)
under every video of zero punctuation there are comments saying "this channel is all about zero punctuation now". OK. we get it.and i am sure owner of the channels gets is too. thanks Cpt. Obvious. now please give us a break. please.
I still love how a film came out with a premise 90% the same as this game's a week later, and it was 20x better.
The Order 1886 is what happens when developers are all so wrapped up in their own bravado that they can't see the game games. Yeah, you made it, it looks good and it works, but it's boring. Every review shows this. The gameplay is boring.
+Philp Yung and also putting the barest minimum of imagination.
I like the idea of the order, and the setting, would have loved to have seen this as maybe more of an rpg, just cuz steampunky victorian england has some pretty cool folklore in it.
Hi there from the future, Yahtzee just named The Order: 1886 his 5th Worst Game of the Decade
I'm impressed that these guys were able to trick us into buying a movie for 60$.
This game was made for this channel :D
Funkmarbleteehee.
that's really good
"Just a shame it had to be attached to such an UTTERLY INCONSEQUENTIAL GAME! Like a birthday card tied to an unsecured balloon!"
I adore your similes and metaphors, Yahtzee.
AngryJoe said it. ModernWarNegro said it. And now Ben said it.
It's official. This game sucks.
I know this sounds random but The Order: 1886 looks like a you are playing a boring museum game.
Haha. I love when i dont get hyped for a game that turns out to be shit!
More like Order it when it's $18.86
HEYOOO
That seems like a lot of money for this game. What a bad joke. Don't ever become a comedian or else I'll be there and Boo.
uhhh is funkmarbleteehee gonna be a word now
Yep
Funkmarbleteehee- a game selling itself on a unique premise but ends up being spunkgargleweewee
i see so are we gonna see a lot of these types of games
you want steampunk?
Codename: S.T.E.A.M
MECHA ABE LINCOLN YEEE
Yesssss.
The Great Me-sama Codename S.T.E.A.M.? More like Codename F.L.O.P! Unintelligent systems should've just focused on the SMT X Fire Emblem Crossover and made a new Advanced Wars game on the 3ds. lmao
AmericanBuizel I wouldn't have minded that last one. Advanced Wars rocked
It sounded interesting at first but really it's just another cartoon kiddy game.
I'll probably go with Advanced Warefare, because... PC controls. Since I hate using shooters with controllers.
I hate using PC Controls on shooters and all games in general.
CyberLance26
At least on PC you can choose to take a controller.
But mouse is much better for aiming.
I was so hyped for this game, it was going to be the reason I bought a PS4 originally. Then I found out how shit it was, thankfully before getting the console, and became hyped for the ZP review. Yahtzee, on the other hand, did not disappoint.
The one thing we can always count on from crappy games; an AWESOME review.
a true steampunk game would be a game with a huge world that you can explore with your own airship/submarine and build your own weapons and robotic minions.
Look at Guns of Icarus.
Thank you someone fucking understands it! Steampunk snd the like is not an excuse to put guns alone in the past. If you want a good steampunk game try Bioshock (well dieselpunk but close enough) or Dishonoured
*slow clap*
I was 100% enjoying this review the whole way through. Then I got to the final sentence and can safely say that this is the best Zero Punctuation closing bit ever.
Well done, damned fine show and a tip of the hat to you, fine sir.
I bought this game on release day at a store that was shutting down and got 40-50% off, played through it over the weekend and sold it to GameStop, making a small profit..still wasn't worth it..
Oh my god I could make a funny comment which people could see, if only I were intelligent
hmmm... did we need to know that?
TheZer0Craft Yes, yes we did
Dom Trethewey I don't know if that is meant sarcastic or if you are just plain stupid...
Well take an evening to think very hard about something funny then share it with everyone. Bye.
I'd buy it for the year's supply of Twix.
Probably cheaper to.
I've been waiting for this one for an eternity! I'm glad it's finally out.
This game was a disappointed :/
Sry bro, no offense but my OCD forces me to point out that you should have written disappointMENT instead of disappointed. (probably was just a typo though, right?)
TheZer0Craft yes,it was a typo.
*disappointment
There :)
Y'know, most of the time I feel I need take everything Yahtzee says with a grain of salt or more, since this is in it's essence a comedy show and it seems like he often criticizes a game more harshly because of that, take Sonic Generations as a prime example. But, at the same time, from what I've heard others say about this game, I somewhat want to believe this wholeheartedly.
take his word on this one, its not good, at all
What is fun or good about being forced to walk like a snail to point A to point B half of the game with an uninteresting story covered up by bland "pretty" graphics that are going to be outdated sooner or later?
***** Eh, it depends on the game. He also reviews a lot of games that are just not his type of game, but are games that people expect him to review.
The Order: 1886, also known as "We had an idea for a game, but gave up halfway and just did Advanced Warfare."
this review by far the most memorable thing related to this game
This Motion Picture Has Been Rated "Fuck All To Do With Anything" - Yatzee 2015
I'm curious to know how this game is doing sales-wise, since that's probably the most important factor that'll affect how game devs will go on about making future games.
why are you still on the Escrapist?
Extra money and what not
Simple answer consistent pay. He would probably have more money if he went solo and was paid based on his views, but this way he has a predictable schedule and predictable pay so if he ever buys something he can do it confidently on credit and no when he will be able to pay it back
GeakGuySheldon And i also believe the escapist pays for some of the games he reviews, so thats an advantage too.
SmileyCirrusOz yes they pay for definitely the new ones not sure about old or retro reviews
***** does anyone else think instead of bringing on more members the escapist channel should start a new playlist where zero punctuation does let's plays of the games before posting his review for us? If hes this hilarious summing up games he obviously found painful to play I kind of want to hear what he'd say while enduring them
"Funkmarbleteehee"
My new favorite word.
I would LOVE a gameplay mechanic against werewolves where you can shake a bag of doggy treats to lure them out of hiding. That’d be hilarious.
At this rate, they should just rename this channel "Zero Punctuation". Not that that's a problem or anything.
The only exclusive titles worth owning anymore seem to be, well, oddly enough, Nintendo.
Is The Order 1886 50% Off yet?
Xbox owners are apparently “pillocks” but you superior PlayStation guys get this as your exclusive.....
*stifles laugh, lungs exploded I SAID NICE ONE BRUVA*
(Btw I love PlayStation despite owning an Xbox one but chill I still have a ps3 it’s fine)
Hotline Miami 2 review next?
Nope, it's majoras mask 3d now on the escapist :D
Unless he finds an illegal way to download it, he can't.
banned in Australia : (
GoldenGamerPro Oh shit, really? Damn…
All because of that one sexual scene
GoldenGamerPro I don't know anything about the game yet, so can't say much about it, but it seems pretty rough and stupid to ban a game because of that.
This is so disappointing for what could have been an amazing game. I just hope someone manages to resurrect it but make it, you know, good.
Feels like it's been a while since I've heard him rip a game like he did this one in the last few minutes. Awesome.
warning this video may contain ranting at how shit sony and microsoft are right now
I just noticed that I don't even understand what is he saying, I just watch all zero punctuation like I would hear music, the harmonics of yathzee's voice lol
Ah, yes. I remember Infamous. Still play Infamous and Infamous 2.
Will I ever play The Order? Well, my first game on the system is Uncharted: The Nathan Drake Collection, which is STILL fun so... no.
Same! When I finish all three it's on to Last Of Us...
THE VIDEO SERIOUSLY STARTED BUFFERING WHEN YOU MENTIONED BUFFERING!
Ahhh nobody's gonna believe me
Simply the most advanced interactive movie to date. Film a let's play, edit out the quicktime events and have a flawles let's play and it all comes together. Gaming as a wholle might be headed to a darkish place if stuff like this continues~
One of my favorite episodes yet! Keep doing what you're doing
+Garrosh H
Yeah there's tons of PC gamers who waste money on graphics cards the same way rich people no one likes buy cars. Same reason too. There's a reason why old games on ebay are profitable, people still clamor to get the old games.