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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

Комментарии • 105

  • @litergod
    @litergod Год назад +309

    That atheist sunday morning joke was +2

  • @sophiaoconnell1927
    @sophiaoconnell1927 6 месяцев назад +84

    "carmelize a candy cigarette" is poetry and if it were in a charlie xcx song it would be tatooed on a million beautiful bisexuals

  • @Surgeon_General
    @Surgeon_General Год назад +120

    Andrew Carnegie sitting in his Euclid Heights, Ohio mansion in 1897:
    “I should sun my perineum”

  • @BabyRooth
    @BabyRooth Год назад +198

    Life hack: Tape your mouth AND nose before sleep

  • @AdamGaffney96
    @AdamGaffney96 Год назад +211

    Happy to be the token Scot to confirm that, yes, a bad Scottish accent is always better than thinking of a Scottish accent as an English one.

    • @matcha_t
      @matcha_t Год назад +27

      +2 co-signed
      Also getting it mixed up with an Irish accent is preferable than confusing it for an English one.

    • @ChessQuestionMark
      @ChessQuestionMark Год назад +4

      +2 on this, confirming as a fellow scot

    • @limehawk4989
      @limehawk4989 Год назад +1

      ELLO GOVERNA! - every scot ever@@matcha_t

    • @ElderHex
      @ElderHex 16 часов назад

      😊😊

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl Год назад +133

    funny chat: "Founder culture? I sure hope she did"

  • @delic8970
    @delic8970 Год назад +83

    "They're trying to disrupt sleep. That's like the one thing that shouldn't be disrupted bro!" i'm crying

  • @bawk_
    @bawk_ Год назад +227

    tiny man screaming mandarin chinese edit had me DYIN ICANT

    • @minaDesuDesu
      @minaDesuDesu Год назад +30

      That was SO good. I was thinking will Librarian edit the reference in, will he?! Nah it is too late. And then he found a perfect moment for perfect edit.
      Typesetting yaoi does something good for the creativity apparently

  • @haydndavis7154
    @haydndavis7154 Год назад +172

    im an old yt fan newly into his streams because of your edits, this was the first segment that i had a comment of mine read live, was a cool deal and i ended up subbing, just wanted to say thanks for making this pretty reference heavy community so accessible to anyone

    • @KittyTheKat441
      @KittyTheKat441 Год назад +32

      read this as "sobbing" at first n i was like well thats a very strong reaction to a guy reading your comment

    • @UnlimitedBick
      @UnlimitedBick Год назад +10

      the way NL rips into random chatters cuts deep

    • @flmb02
      @flmb02 Год назад +4

      It's true, the community is so reference heavy it can be hard to enter it. I'm glad you found a place here!!
      Who would have thought Ryab would make it through career suicide

    • @Lazerfaced
      @Lazerfaced Год назад +1

      ​@@KittyTheKat441haha I had the same thought and I was like "this guy needs to go outside"

  • @potatoonastick2239
    @potatoonastick2239 Год назад +50

    Holy fucking bongos what was in this man's cold brew this morning? He's SPITTING

  • @kineticcat5557
    @kineticcat5557 Год назад +82

    librarian your edits besides cutting are like the difference between 1 and 5 Michelin stars. i love when you throw a little image or reference up next to NL or when i see his camera get bigger or shake. thank u librarian

    • @shavierlastname
      @shavierlastname Год назад +11

      not 2 be that guy but the michelin star rating scale only goes up to 3

  • @86pp73
    @86pp73 Год назад +85

    SV founder types really will post "As the inventor of an intermediary tool that Uber uses to maximise the gaslighting of its workers into doing more hours, let me teach you how to enhance your deranged manic pixie femcel aesthetic by buying a dead hamster preserved in radioactive resin from an old Russian guy in a weird antiques store that's completely closed two hours after you make the purchase" and expect us to take them seriously

    • @meowsicle7463
      @meowsicle7463 Год назад +6

      Tell me more...

    • @Phoenix0F8
      @Phoenix0F8 Год назад +11

      cool but will it help me get pegged?

    • @PotionSmeller
      @PotionSmeller Год назад +8

      Is that a fucking Juniper Actias reference?

    • @86pp73
      @86pp73 Год назад +7

      @@PotionSmeller Yes. Veal my beloved

    • @86pp73
      @86pp73 Год назад

      @@Phoenix0F8 Are you an emasculated, malnourished failboy under the Average Female Height of 5'8" (not short)? If so, we'll see what we can do for you...

  • @slavenin6496
    @slavenin6496 Год назад +134

    Billionaires should be afraid of NL, he has a degree in eugenics

    • @countvondutchessofwestmoor3974
      @countvondutchessofwestmoor3974 Год назад +21

      degree in dog eugenics, to be specific.

    • @PotionSmeller
      @PotionSmeller Год назад +35

      Round these parts we prefer to use the term "sperm maxxing", pardner.

    • @lrba5524
      @lrba5524 Год назад +4

      i'mma need you to drop a disclaimer with some context there partner

  • @TheEnecca
    @TheEnecca Год назад +365

    This video of Elon might be the worst thing i have ever seen. He really was expecting a standing ovation.

    • @Materialist39
      @Materialist39 Год назад +150

      one of the loudest silences I’ve ever heard at something like that

    • @okamisamakun
      @okamisamakun Год назад +86

      Guy thought he was the guy.

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 Год назад +131

      best part is when the clip cuts off and he goes ''if the company fails everyone will be able to see it's advertiser's fault'' like bro is actually 5 years old

    • @lesternomo6578
      @lesternomo6578 Год назад

      @@slick3996 the advertisers have been forcing my innovative social media "PENIS TWITTER" to fail for years, why are they doing this to me

    • @lawncrow
      @lawncrow Год назад +44

      Truly an innovator when it comes to rich people cringe

  • @p0kepengin592
    @p0kepengin592 Год назад +21

    i ain't a ML Communist anymore... i'm full on NL Communist now.

  • @ludvicious
    @ludvicious Год назад +27

    I used mouth tape for some time to get used to sleeping with my mouth shut, and it worked for me. I now sleep without it. On the other hand, I'm still on the fence regarding the vacuum cleaner in the rectum. I need more experimenting.

  • @jetpacktuxedo
    @jetpacktuxedo Год назад +14

    I'm loving the subtle little cam window size boost on some of the little physical gags

  • @pixelpastiche
    @pixelpastiche Год назад +11

    4:22 This is the Northernlion Machine. It’s just that simple bro.

  • @zazztheboy
    @zazztheboy Год назад +8

    so glad i saw this live maybe one of the best NL long winded rants in recent memory. was near tears when he said rich people still pining for twitter validation is a detriment to the psyche of younger people, he deserved every last +2 he got

  • @kildeer
    @kildeer Год назад +31

    he's so brave

  • @tigerlily603
    @tigerlily603 Год назад +7

    that chinese van morrison video kills me every time

  • @thechatter7102
    @thechatter7102 Год назад +4

    that interviewer almost lost it the first time he said that he had to cover up the smile its so wild

  • @Luis-wf9ws
    @Luis-wf9ws Год назад +40

    0:10 And femboys get chokers

    • @86pp73
      @86pp73 Год назад +14

      Chokers are a universal constant of daddy issues, yes

    • @g76agi
      @g76agi Год назад +5

      thats why theyre the goats

  • @marcusjensen835
    @marcusjensen835 Год назад +12

    The mouth taping is actually legit for people who are recovering from long term sinus issues and need to get their brain used to breathing through the nose again. Or just fixing behavior in habitual mouth breathers.

  • @borisdaanimal4014
    @borisdaanimal4014 Год назад +3

    musk looking and moving more like a muppet every hour

  • @anushgopalakrishnan
    @anushgopalakrishnan 11 месяцев назад +1

    "sunday mornings" was such a perfect joke, timing, execution, facial expression, everything. 10/10

  • @grahamdixon1699
    @grahamdixon1699 Год назад +1

    Your edits add so much

  • @ThePyrosirys
    @ThePyrosirys 10 месяцев назад +1

    "You're really out here trying to disrupt sleep"

  • @olly2276
    @olly2276 Год назад +4

    the most insanely refreshing take

  • @arcmage7000
    @arcmage7000 Год назад +4

    NL needs to read Capital in the 21st Century, the banter would go crazy

  • @nummnutz7046
    @nummnutz7046 2 месяца назад +1

    No man, it’s not SEAN-Nanners

  • @qrowing
    @qrowing 11 месяцев назад +2

    Fell off NL content hard when SAP became the new hotness, but these Library videos are legit exactly what I've been missing. NL's subscriber base has always been on-point with their highlights, man.

  • @WaddupItsYaBoi
    @WaddupItsYaBoi 3 месяца назад

    Mouth taping is genuinely the most reckless out of touch insanity. The whole point of having a nose AND MOUTH to breathe through is in case one way becomes obstructed.
    Your body's response to struggling for oxygen is often to pass out (broadly speaking), so taping your mouth shut and then passing out *manually* is so stupid. You won't wake up if your airway becomes obstructed, you'll just quietly suffocate a good portion of the time.
    Just breathe through your nose like a normal person, use a nasal strip to help keep your nostrils open, and see a doctor if you suspect you snore a lot or having problems sleeping well/breathing well during sleep.

  • @JobroskiSwaqqman
    @JobroskiSwaqqman Год назад +2

    Back in the day we used to just ingest colloidal silver until we turned blue

  • @Mindofthequill
    @Mindofthequill Год назад +1

    Is it bad that I'm learning about weird internet trends and memes from a guy slightly older than me playing an autobattler using little PNG animals?

  • @RobotIceCreamSandwich
    @RobotIceCreamSandwich Год назад +3

    Literally Minecraft notch

  • @p3rcey
    @p3rcey 11 месяцев назад

    How the hell this game work. Ive watched nigh on 50 rounds on this channel and it is absolutely incomprehensible

    • @it-s-a-mystery
      @it-s-a-mystery 4 месяца назад

      It's like that epic mac game commentary tiktok. Absurd to watch

  • @Earthen_Jar_Hands
    @Earthen_Jar_Hands Год назад

    Sundays got me thinking, especially those mornings. 🤣, Oh NL

  • @Max-sn3hr
    @Max-sn3hr Год назад

    He caught me so off guard with that go fuck yourself. Thx for the context lmao

  • @honor9458
    @honor9458 Год назад +3

    mouth taping have many benefits but the reason I (chronic mouth breather) mouthtape is for my dental health. it keeps the inside of your mouth from drying out and I barely get any plaque when I wake up the morning. like my teeth feel squeaky clean after just a rinse. but that's just my life choice

    • @honor9458
      @honor9458 Год назад

      has*

    • @honor9458
      @honor9458 Год назад

      in*

    • @spyczech
      @spyczech Год назад +1

      Interesting. Maybe I'll try it, if I die in my sleep though I'm gonna be mad at uu

  • @PlatypusDude234
    @PlatypusDude234 Год назад

    Havnt seen the clips but ready to +2 NL

  • @crystalpenguins9876
    @crystalpenguins9876 Год назад +2

    NL is a modern day Socrates.

  • @fonsly
    @fonsly Год назад +1

    Billionairs seeking validation should just make/join/volunteer at a charity instead of seeking validation of insane takes on twitter. Some of the sanest NL politics i've ever heard, really would vote yes if he ran for introverted mayor elect in man area

  • @icantnotthink3282
    @icantnotthink3282 Год назад +4

    my streamer is so brave

  • @BigBigBigJeff
    @BigBigBigJeff Год назад +22

    Elon is legit such a clown

  • @dasamont8274
    @dasamont8274 3 месяца назад

    If you think it's unfair that smokers gets to go outside for 5-10 minutes every hour, nothing is stopping you from doing the same thing. You don't need to smoke to do that, just say that you're going out for some fresh air. If your boss complains you can buy a pack of cigarettes, without ever actually smoking them.

  • @cycy8699
    @cycy8699 Год назад

    +200

  • @shikishiki340
    @shikishiki340 Год назад

    buddhist nl takes at last!

  • @Erif-
    @Erif- Год назад

    This is how people in their mid-thirties tell billionaires to off themselves

  • @jonathan2847
    @jonathan2847 Год назад

    Masculinity based bullying is based. Stop wearing jewelry focus on important stuff.
    Also this bit makes no sense, he starts out hating founders then supports founders.

    • @pente12
      @pente12 Год назад +3

      I know your ass is not talking about masculinity when your name is jonathan 😂

    • @Hodd_Toward_69
      @Hodd_Toward_69 Год назад +13

      Spoken like someone who buys IQ boosting testosterone pills from podcasters.

    • @jonathan2847
      @jonathan2847 Год назад

      @@Hodd_Toward_69 This bit is funny tho ngl

  • @brandonchin9873
    @brandonchin9873 Год назад +6

    Elon is so based

    • @okamisamakun
      @okamisamakun Год назад +39

      Based on what?

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 Год назад

      @@okamisamakun on ketamine addiction and depression

    • @PotionSmeller
      @PotionSmeller Год назад +50

      It's so sad that the one guy who would have applauded Elon wasn't allowed in the audience.

    • @MemeSupreme69
      @MemeSupreme69 Год назад +16

      EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER