It’s amazing how diverse he is seeing as how he can play 50 instruments including mayonnaise notoriously one of the hardest instruments to both learn and play
Yes but the uncomfortable part is that when you play a trumpet, your cheeks arent supposed to stick out yeah i have ocd lmao. Even tho its just some toy
This sounds like it's straight from a parkour game.... 0:14 Cutscene telling the story 0:30 The first run 0:46 First boss 0:50 The second run 1:08 A hardcore boss 1:20 The third run (which is hard) 1:39 THE FINAL BOSS(i changed it) 1:48 You cleared the game! (with a cutscene telling something) 2:28 You just found out there is a alternative ending
@@wellhelltherefellwhuman4637 IT IS NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT. HE JUST OPENED THE DOOR... HE FIRST STOOD THERE SLAPPING HIS THING AND THEN I STARTED PLAYING MY GUITAR AND HE OPENED...
3 years later and this is still my all time favourite davie504 video. Especially the guitar part 0:46 - 0:50 and the sire bass 2 part 0:53 - 0:59 and I also love 1:07 - 1:19
Since it's a proud masterpiece Davie made himself, he is so cheered up and smiled all the way while having seriousness, this is wholesome and entertaining!
No its wrong Normal person: how many insturmant do you play Davie 504: i can slap a moyanazzie Normal person: very imperisive but can u (it's not a normal person anymore)
*SLAP* like and subscribe or I will *slap* you
Davie504 what if I smashed like instead of slapped like
Finally changed to 'slap like' from 'smash like'
Sounds like an invitation
You slAp very cool on fleabass
Yes pls slap me like you slap that bass ;)
Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: no Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Davie504: hold my bass
Squidward: Horseradish is not an instrument, neither.
Davie504: what have you said? Hold my bass again.
Hold my mayonnaise
mayonez*
51. Horseradish
Hold my fettuccine.
"Oh! You're a musician?"
"Yes"
"What instrument you play?"
"Mayonnaise"
You are not jean you are armin arlert f u
Squwidward tenpoles "Patrick mayonnaise isn't instrument"
😘
Obviously, it's the new trend
Yo that’s crazy! I play chilli
Patrick Star : Is mayonnaise an instrument ?
Davie : well yeas (2:13)
I can tell you are a new subscriber.
But actually yes.
Sorry dude i wrote a similar comment
He has a whole video of mayonaise
It’s amazing how diverse he is seeing as how he can play 50 instruments including mayonnaise notoriously one of the hardest instruments to both learn and play
How many instruments do you play?
Davie: 50
Wow, tell me 3 of them :
Davie: Bass, bass and bass
Bassity bass
Bass gig najah
That's on me... I set the bar on too low
And mayonaise
most of them where bass jajajja like 95 percet of them
0:46 rare footage of Davie enjoying playing his guitar
It's actually a 6 string bass
nUmBeR 15
*Bass
Random Stranger I’ll believe this. I HAVE to believe this!
It’s a bass but tuned high and has six strings
I love how he makes the small bass look like a ukulele
BASS B A S S I play it btw
That's ukelele and he add bass string in that man
It's not spelled base it is spelled BASS.
You spelled it wrong stupid
@@tobymj0781 oh shit ur right my bad
You look so happy when you play. It's nice seeing someone who enjoys playing their instruments so much
Davie: That should be 50 instruments
Air Guitar : *I'm just gonna play myself in the background*
*DISGUSTANG*
ok, I know your italian, but a PASTA BASS?
wow, you're a real patriot
Or a Pizza Bass, with a tilted neck xD
How bout you PASTA BASS
You haven’t seen the video then it’s probably his best work ever
Pasta sucks
BLASPHEMY
1:07, this moment is so POWERFUL! 🤩
Patrick Star:
The Mayonnaise is an instrument?
Davie504:
2:13
Confirmed mayonnaise is an instrument!!
Patrick would be very happy :')
8chito I wrote a similar comment srry but IT IS AN INSTRUMENT
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that's what i tought aswell xD
Interviewer: So what instruments do you play?
Davie504: _It's complicated..._ *_Very complicated_*
(pulls mayo from his underpants out)
Interviewer: "I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH!"
N O I C R
I was dying after I read this
What instruments do you play?
Bass like 45 times and a few other miscellaneous instruments
What instruments do you play?
All
2:01 there, there it is. Such a beautiful song
Favourite instrument at 0:00
-Davie's voice
You mean the bass?
🤪💕💕💕
JRT no
0:46 DAVIE IS PLAYING GUITAR. THAT'S ILLEGAL
Read the title first.
No, he just play bass in guitar
Not EPIC
Guys, if you know Davie's meme "Guitar=Bad" you will understand my comment ahahah
Nani?
Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument
Squidward: no patri-
Davie504: y e s
hahaha
I did not remember that Patrick once asked that
hahahahaha
Did Davie504 do it like a reference to Spongebob?
@@FernandoHdez907 maybe
@@chicken_nugg1232
I always like those small and quick references of Davie504
yes ikr
I realized that
the prophecy has been fulfilled
Jack being sneaky and hiding in the top corner of guitars
0:31 Italian soldier realising that the WW2 is done
Why was I looking for a comment like this 😂
Am ur 100th like
Thank u Aron
@@ArustwatDaGoat Lel NP...btw Creative destruction ws pretty gud....
Thanks Aron
No. 1 *Bass Player*
0:46 Wait! That's Illegal!!!!
1:04 is illegal too
*FBI open up!*
Argencraft Cruz eg
SS
FBI OPEN UP!!
Davie: I'm going to play 50 different instruments!
Also Davie: *plays 40 bass guitars*
😂Yeah, you're GODdamn right
Nothing wrong here
A bass guitar is 1 and a quarter instruments because it is the superior instrument
So right
The mayonnaise instrument includes all 10 instrument
"so Davie, what instruments do you play?"
"otomatone, kazoo, mayonnaise"
"i see"
Mayonnaise.... such finesse..
Davie504 is truly a master in music!
Yes. It is Patrick. Dont worry
Squidward: Mayonaise isnt an instrument.
Davie: Hold my 49 other instruments
Lmao I just came from that video
@@iridedonkeytowork9509 Dude.......Seriously😂😂😂
Horseradish Isn't An Instrument Either
666 likes
I was gonna give like,but its 666,so i just say i like the joke in this comment instead.
- Hey dude! Are you really a musician?
+ Sure!
- What instrument do you play?
+ *Mayonnaise*
I play Horseradish
I was waiting for a comment like this...
Mayonnaise is a good song
どんどん曲調変わってくの好き
Yes, mayonnaise is officially an instrument now
Take that Squidward
LOL
Adamski#2303 no it’s Squigga
Lol
Me too
Kingtac “Patrick, Horseradish is not an instrument either” Squidward
Some kid: “i play the guitar”
Another kid: “ i play the piano
Davie504:”I pLaY ThE mAcHiNe GuN bASs
Patrick Star: " I play mayo
1v1?
Aryxism Fyr i heard his voice when i read that
I play-e da Mayonnasio!
Aryxism Fyr The first some kid is me I play guitar lol
Interview:. So what are your talents. Sir?.
Him : *its complicated*
its compilated
I play Mayonnaise
Someone needs to make a 1 hour version of this, it still *slaps* to this day
Turn loop on
@@Damonoodle ads ;-;
no one is talking about how perfect the toy trumpet fits
T o y
Yes but the uncomfortable part is that when you play a trumpet, your cheeks arent supposed to stick out yeah i have ocd lmao. Even tho its just some toy
@ItsTheBVCM same, although tuba and percussion are my mains I just wanted to increase my range
TRUMPET... HE PLAYED A GUITAR 😲
Drake Cantrell *everyone is talking about that*
Basses: exist
Italians : pAsTa BaSS
what about pasta bass
@William Pogue Yeah dude!!! I was thinking the exact same thing!
@William Pogue i wonder too!!!!!
Me too
Pasta bass
Patrick Star: Is Mayonnaise an instrument?
Davie504: Yes
69th Like, your welcome
100th like
Yes bro it sounds like a bass
Use extra bass headset
No!
Ah shit 666 likes I can't like..
1:48 Song: Somewhere Over The Rainbow (What A Wonderful World)
Awesome song!
"Wait Mayonnaise Is An Instrument?"
*Always Has Been*
thats sad you didnt get that many likes lol
Underrated comment
Spongebob vibe
Spongebob reference
Well, I play ketchup.
But not ordinary ketchup.
ORGANIC ketchup.
Checkmate !
Davie: *Plays Guitar*
Everyone else: It's not possible
Also Davie: Not probable
...with a picc.
@꽃을꺾어 yeah
@꽃을꺾어 uhh sure
Did u get that from pirates of the carabien curse of lack pearl
The comment keeps going up and you fucking ruined it by editting it just to say that.
What kind of instruments do we need for this song
Davie504: Yes
At the time of this reply, this comment was at 69 likes. I don’t wanna mess with it.
Amazing Davie! You are really talented and cool 😎 keep up the good work stay funky Davie
Patrick: Is Mayonaise an instrument
Squidwart: No may-
*Gets slapped*
David: Yes, mayonnaise is an instrument
Ｓｑｕｉｄｗａｒｔ．
Copying people is very fun, isn't it?
Squidwart,wart?
@@melden462 Ⓢ Ⓠ Ⓤ Ⓘ Ⓓ Ⓦ Ⓐ Ⓡ Ⓣ
Davie: Plays guitar
RUclips: He's a guitar player
Davie: Gets offended
Singing once ot twice does not make you a singer so playing a guitar a few times shouldn't make you a guitarist
@@tran.srights7906 yeah it was a joke. Some autist is probably gonna say r/WoOoOsH to you even though were not on reddit
erotic doujinshi r/WoOoOsH
@@tran.srights7906 r/woosh
@@wanthun2699 I see
I notice a slight overrepresentation of bass guitars
only *slighty*
He IS a bassist... So obviously he will....
Aditya Biswabandhu Das does sarcasm not exist in your language?
@@sexpeare7141 I read your name and my furniture started floating
@@luckylancee yeah, it happens, it's true, but only if u have furniture.
i love how much he smiles while playing
“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
Davie 504: yes
Stolen not funny 420 didnt laugh
Well the mustard did make a sound
2:19
She: he's probably thinking of another girl
Davie : Are birthdays good for health ? Cause people who have more birthdays live the longest
But the more birthdays you have the less time to live you have :/
@@Desmait I was born on January
Is that a bad thing?
@@ThatOneGuy-fb3jr no
birthdays brings you closer to death
I will _SURVIVE_
This sounds like it's straight from a parkour game....
0:14 Cutscene telling the story
0:30 The first run
0:46 First boss
0:50 The second run
1:08 A hardcore boss
1:20 The third run (which is hard)
1:39 THE FINAL BOSS(i changed it)
1:48 You cleared the game! (with a cutscene telling something)
2:28 You just found out there is a alternative ending
I'd Say Final Boss is 1:39 tho
Whats the song called at 1:48 ( i hare when i forget the names
@@lucas9631b somewhere over the rainbow
@chispop they do have bosses
어 한국인
1:07 : Davie has entered the deathcore realm
0:35 damnn broo!!! that fleabass riff!
Yaaàaaaaaaasssß
Did he just pulled a slap lick with that fleabass?
0:46 Top 10 Anime betrayals
0:46 - 1:05
Not epiccc
He's good tho
You can use a pick for guitar, not bass, or your bass will explode.
And 1:05
So Davie, can you play more than an instrument?
Davie: Hold my mayonnaise
Davie: Wait give me it back
Wow jack actually put himself in a davie thumbnail
Me: Being a guitarist...
My thoughts: Why is there a long Italian man with a weird guitar with 4 thicc strings outside my door?
Long Italian man lmao
@@wellhelltherefellwhuman4637 IT IS NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT. HE JUST OPENED THE DOOR... HE FIRST STOOD THERE SLAPPING HIS THING AND THEN I STARTED PLAYING MY GUITAR AND HE OPENED...
@@alexandermalmberg1645 slapping his thing.....? You mean his d-
@@wellhelltherefellwhuman4637 yeah it is a purple thing with 4 strings. Kind of a guitar but lower tones. Kinda weird. I am getting the sledge now.
@@alexandermalmberg1645 maybe they're guitars going through puberty?
So Davie how many instruments do you play?
Davie: Yes
How many times did I see this comment ?
Naaah... I stopped counting since a while now...
So he says Yes? Thats a weird answer
@@johnhedegaard9439 memes ;D
69
B A S S
For father's day : ''Look daddy Davie I made a pasta bass ! ''
''That's my son, EPICO''
1:31
Gyro
Hello gyro
For some reason gyro looks more anime styled looking at it small enough
Pizza Mozzarella
Is my
Круто, что он смог совместить так много инструментов в одну песню!
Из всех этих инструментов, я мастерски играю только на майонезе!
1:37
-Which instruments do you play?
-My first bass
-Isn't it a normal bass?
-No it's my first bass
"Enstruman"?
@@anaygupta3512 I mean instrument. In my language we call it 'enstruman'. That's why I made a mistake. sorry for that.
türklerin de kaliteli müzik dinlediğini görmek güzel şxsşğsşwşdş
@@qrhrwjtwntekzr evet de enstruman yazmasaydık iyiydi :)
@@thebigbanger dnamcmşsmcşsmslw
So ,how many instruments do you play?
Davie: Yes
50
Thomas Vann can’t tell if you are joking or don’t even get the joke at all
very original..
KLow 7 joke out of point
@@realklow "New"
1:06
Instrument #24 has such a unique sound. Easily the best.
Mm yes I totally agree with you on that one
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm yes. It is like food for my ears
Ah yes, such perfect harmony. I would defintely like an album.
The number of sounds instrument 24 made is the number of my friends...
@@fwvaske oof
3 years later and this is still my all time favourite davie504 video.
Especially the guitar part 0:46 - 0:50 and the sire bass 2 part 0:53 - 0:59
and I also love 1:07 - 1:19
0:46 Davie I think that's actually illegal, please be careful.
You can get in cort (bass) for that
That's a strange 6 strings 🅱️ass
its a 6 string bass
nanu Lama the name is guitar?
Sr Epaminondesval the name is guitar
Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No, patrick. Mayonnaise isn't an instrument
.
.
Davie504: *ackchyually*
+1 internet point for you.
The fact that everyone understood how to pronounce that
+1 bass
1:07: *Every Pick-up truck commercial ever*
True
lol YES
OmO Yes😆😆🤣
Lol😂😂
Lol
"What is your fav instrument?"
"Bass"
"And...?"
"M A Y O N N A I S E"
Doctor: you have 2 minutes to live.
Me:
no like for you bc 69 likes
Oliver Lopez U mean 2:30
420 likes lmao
My favorite part is where he plays an instrument.
I like the part where he plays the bass personally
Narutooo
Fr tho
I like the part where he played above 0 strings
stfu u ain’t funny
Teacher: Which Insturment Do You Play?
Me: Slapping The Mayonaise
GamerFoxy 06 lol
What did he play at 1:48?
Is mayonnaise an instrument ?
@@Soloukos tain't but it is now
Hey milos
Davie: Playing Music
Jack: In The Thumbnail
Patrick: "is mayonnaise, an instrument?"
Squidward: "no Patrick... mayonnaise is not an instrume-"
Davie: "HOLD MY BASS!"
*hold my pASSta
uuppp
*bass
There ya go Ukato Farticus!
Cringe
Other people: Guitar, piano, keyboard, recoreder...
Davie: *_MAYONNAISE_*
I am your 69th like. LMAO
Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No, Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument
DAVIE:
169 like. *Lmao*
normal persons name: federico, davie , jessie
. : Zbieram na srebrny przycisk RUclips bez filmów ,
Teacher: what instrument do yo play?
Me: Mayonnaise
That_ Tabla guy nice *original* comment
Horseradish player myself
Me coach
Epic
1k like for ya
2:07 OMG THE ED SHERAN SIGNATURE GUITAR
Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument?
Davie504: yes, CHECKMATE. SLAP LIKE NOW
not yass I don’t think he was beggin’ mate
@@yabetyabutt7336 your new to this channel
Very impressiv but can you play The Rolling Stones with stones?
By rolling stones
While stoned
And stoning sm1
Can he play The Rolling Stones, with rolling stone, rolling on stones
While being stoned by others
Impressive; I liked the guitar best. ;] But can you play Enter Sandman with only sand, man?
Davie needs to see this
Nicolae asking the real questions right here
ya sure upvote this
The stick base is my favourite one because it reminds me of a Diddley bow
My top 5 are
1. Secret Taiwanese Bass
2. Cort Bass
3. Thanos Bass
4. Rob Scallon Guitar
5. Otomatone
Why's mayonnaise not there
Taiwan number1
Mayo number 1
MAYONNAISE NUMBER 1!!!!
I still have no idea what the secret Taiwanese bass is. I’m very angry about that
Davie: *plays guitar*
Me: This is not possible THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE
No David can play the guitar, Davie can’t
DaviE
@@Aaden.mp4 I didn't noticed tho XD
@@scsi2707 wtf I though I wrote Davie lmao
@@billybutcher863 there we go
Davie:I'm gonna play 50 instruments
20%other instruments
80%are Bass
*19% other instruments
1% mayonnaise
didnt say 50 different instruments
Didn't lie either, bass, still, is an instrument.
Marlee Suarez mayonnaise is an instrument, it’s just that Squidward is a liar.
@@marleesuarez7162 mayonnaise is an instrument
Since it's a proud masterpiece Davie made himself, he is so cheered up and smiled all the way while having seriousness, this is wholesome and entertaining!
What is the song at the rob scallion guitar?
Normal Person: How many Instruments do you play?
Davie504: Yes!
No its wrong
Normal person: how many insturmant do you play
Davie 504: i can slap a moyanazzie
Normal person: very imperisive but can u (it's not a normal person anymore)
@@sershimh6746 And that's how my life really begins!
Davie: these are 50 different instruments.
Me: *only sees basses/guitars*
SLAP like and subscribe or I will slap you
Lol yeah thats true
He didn't say different tho
*Sad kazoo noises*
Forgot Ukulele, Mayonnaise, drums, kazoo and trumpet midi piano.
He finally said slap like. So proud 😭
Oh my god a heart 😭
Favourites:
*Sound:*
24 String (20)
*Looks:*
Secret Taiwanese Bass, (18)
Lego Bass, (25)
Machine Gun Bass (6)
*Misc:*
Mini Bass (32)
*Unexpected:*
Mayonnaise (50)
Otamatone (5)
Squidward: So, he has 49 instruments.
squid ?
@@ayushvardhan1567 it's off of spongebob bud
@@leyroy1289 Yep
Mayonnaise included
the unforgettable box did you not get the joke or
When you only have 49 instrument
mayonnaise:can I help davie
Boa
But mayonnaise is an instrument?
@@jippie4691 Bro, finally I found an instrument which I can eat
69 likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@Moonmoon-vc5lk Thanks sis
*Everyone: Very impressive but, can you play th......*
*Davie504: Yes....*
Are you sure about the "no one" ?
@@Davie504 can you play aeroplane over the sea in an aeroplane over the sea
@@Davie504 Edited to fix ;)
He sounds so sarcastic now, such a big difference between then and now
I honestly liked all the instruments but the Mayonnaise... that was amazing
1:48 every toy commercial
Every kids toy video ever.
very funny Lisa now back to the dungeon and remain there quietly
Just isn't true though
@@remrod4718 hol up
@@remrod4718 ... What
Girl : You play the guitar 🎸?
Davie: Hold my bASS
🅱ASS
i didn’t read the “b” and it still made sense to me ??? 😂
“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
Davie: Hold my bass
*Fun fact* : Anything that gets slapped by davie turns into an instrument...
Even her girlfriends.. I'll stop
Oh ok
True true
Ass becomes 🅱️ASS
why is your icon Nespresso
The way he played the mayonnaise is just perfect, probably one of the best i’ve ever seen.
That shred solo on mayo was awesome
Spoiler
Agreed
best italian mayonnaisist
My favorite instrument was the mayonnaise.
Oh wait...
That’s illegal
That isn't a instrument :V
No , i'm sorry, the mayonnaise is the best instrument in the world. \('
horse raddish isn't an instrument either
@@typuproud r/woooosh
Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Davie: mayonnaise *S L A P P*
XF
XD*
Are you talking to me?
@roguespinach True
Very impressive,but can you play C418 in sweden?
thats crap
Y E S
Playing mine diamonds while mining diamonds
@Piggons but the song is called sweden
@Piggons but they probably meant that song, because it's the song that he is most well known for.
Watching at 2x speed so Davie plays 50 instruments in 1 minute:
*200 IQ*
(I *slapped* like.)
Coleton Wilczynski genius
S o n i c s p e e d
Ur comment has 69 likes now lmao
its big brain time
@@mingyi4712 sorry but what does that mean ?
I'm being serious🌚
Patrick: Is Mayonnaise An Instrument?
Squidward: No, Patric-
Соловьёв Никита Олегович: Да.
1:48
Davie504 - Somewhere Over The Rainbow
PD: The original song is for IZ
SLAP like and subscribe or I will slap you
True.
Rainbow*
*Siiri Sirviö* Ok
I speak in spanish XD