Penny Mordaunt hilariously compares Keir Starmer to a crab
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- Опубликовано: 8 май 2024
- Leader of the House of Commons Penny Mordaunt compared Sir Keir Starmer to a Decorator Crab.
Penny Mordaunt compared Sir Keir Starmer to a crab and accused him of running “Operation Radish” in a bid to convince voters that Labour looks “red on the outside”.
Ms Mordaunt said of the recent defections from the Tories to Labour: “What it has exposed is a pattern of behaviour from the leader of the Opposition. It is a shame we are not due an update to Peter Brookes’ Nature Notes, for the decorator crab is a species which covers its surface area with materials to disguise its true form, usually selecting sedentary creatures and seaweed.
“The leader of the Opposition is the decorator crab of these benches, desperate to show that he’s not really leading the Labour Party at all. He’s channelled Margaret Thatcher, his deputy has praised Boris (Johnson), he’s expelled the Member for Islington North (Jeremy Corbyn) with great fanfare - a man he was campaigning to be prime minister only moments before.
“His exterior shell is stuck over with St George’s flags, his Gunners season ticket and several programmes from the Last Night of the Proms. What next: a photo op with a bulldog? A lecture on how misunderstood Enoch Powell was? Should I ask the whip on duty on the front bench if he has checked in recently with the honourable member for Rayleigh and Wickford (Mark Francois)?
“This is Operation Radish: the concerted effort to convince the British public that while the Labour Party might look red on the outside, at its heart it isn’t really at all. However, even the defection from our benches of one Labour’s most sternest critics cannot disguise the fact that Operation Radish is not going well.”
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Who else fast-forwarded straight to Penny?
😂👍
What’s that woman going to do make things worse and harder .
You know that 😂😂
@@JokerjaxsI can think of one thing she can make harder ❤❤❤
@@Purpleakiindahouse with sloppy seconds Sunak I doubt it .
You're right, Starmer's a prat, and I say that as a lifelong Labour supporter.
He was called a radish. I called him Brittas.
Rishi sunak is out of Touch with the public the country is going backwards not forward
@@robertmann9286 And you think it will go forward under Labour 😂🤣😂😳
@@jstewart4205 with This Tory Government all our money goes to the shareholders not the country
@@jstewart4205well let’s at least give some one else ago because 16000 have come over since the Rwanda bill got through. You do realise they’re only going to take 300 people a year at the cost of 1 million per person. So yeah if they wanted to stop the boats it’s called army and Royal Navy. Maybe putin should buy a rubber boat and sail on in .
Why do they say honourable members,what is honourable about this lot in parliament???😡
It identifies them as not being a member of a privy council, I agree though, not much in the way of honour!
It's the only time they can lie in the house 😅
Yes, exactly, they even call pedaphiles, sexual perverts and fraudsters honourable until they are found out.
So right derek, this cabal is despicable.
@@deanjames2476 - Moggy never had that problem! 😉
Conservatives totally screwed things up when they didn't have Penny as leader.
Brilliant at the dispatch box.
She's just as useless as the rest. And I voted for them the last 4 times.
There is NOTHING honourable about this lot.
When labour get in I'll give Starmer about six months before the party replaces him
I wish.
When Starmer gets in I bet the country will go down even further than it already has because there are no separate parties, they're are all bought and paid for by the same puppet master, same bird different wings, same coin different sides if people can't see or work this out now, well I don't know what to say.
He wont get in.. reform wil be our government.. you may laugh at that.. watch this space
Maybe less.
It would be nice to spring J Corbyn on us :)
Stop disrespecting crabs
is Penny Mordaunt speaking from personal experience about crabs I wonder if she had a little nest of cuckoos? very itchy!
@@SheilaBloom.how old are you?
@@Piccyman1 Under 16 so please don’t send me any funny images of yourself & don't groom me
@@SheilaBloom. looks like you don’t know how RUclips works either, don’t worry I have blocked you.
Hahaha, what a baby
The member for Dover is on another planet. How can you criticise a party one day and join them the next ?
Because Dover is Twinned with Dodge City corruption rules
And how can you roll out the welcome mat for her also , pathetic from Labour .
There was actually literature sent by her association with her endorsement mentioning labour's lack of policies. How ridiculous is this? She appears ridiculous.
Dr Lisa Cameron?
Dr Lisa wanted the uk to break up joins a party opposed..she supported remain..joins leave.
Well said Penny you are brilliant ❤👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Penny is good. Far more convincing than any other Tory.
Credible 😂sly horrible woman
Barrel and scraping comes to mind.
14 years to be convinced?
Yeah last one was a wet lettuce penny will be the full fruit salad with side of nuts . Meaning you lot must be nuts to think she’s going to do a good job your tax’s will be higher .
Tell me one constructive idea she has ever had?
She should be leader
She will be by the end of the year!
The leader of the opposition as they ain't winning
@@craignoble9762 100% right on that one mate!
@@SuperPauliet She’s a Tory remember, stand up and fight said she
lets have a vote then and see who us brits want as our leaders , end of
Please explain what's scottish about the scottish sun?
Constantly backing a political party rejected in Scotland for 68 years.
it will happen when the Conservative Party wants it, not when you want it.
wrong it will happen 28 jan by law which as a brit i know fool
torys in disguise
@@allandonnelly6926yes and that means they can not be blaming the slightest for the state of Scotland today, since Devolution started it's been one left wing government after another and we used to have one of the finest education systems on this planet, now it doesn't even register on world rankings and I could go on about the NHS, Transport etc
Radish 😂😂😂I'll always think of Labour as a radish now .
Well UK public you vote labour in and it's going to be 1000 times worse then it is now . Good luck UK and welcome to the end
I take it your a multimillionaire.
Stupid comment. Obviously maths isn't your thing!
@@allandonnelly6926 Were we all multimillionaires when we voted for Boris's Party?
@@allandonnelly6926 I'm working class and far better off under Conservatives than I ever was under Labour, the tax threshold they brought in, brought the poorest workers out of income tax altogether, and they stuck to it after the Lib Dem coalition ended with a significant Conservative win. This bizarre MYTH Labour drones push about Tories being the party of taxation is ridiculous, the whole POINT of conservativism is MINIMAL government, which means less taxation. It's Labour that tax the poor to pay for foreigners and scroungers. Despite the fact that the OVERWHELMING percentage of tax in the UK *IS* paid by the top 5%, and Labour create non-positions in the public sector, bloating it up, as they did with the NHS flooding that and the police force, not with crucial workers but unnecessary bureaucratic middlemen.
@maxdamagus no photo, made up name and a load of nonsense. Labour don't tax anyone. The tories have been in power for 14 years and we have the highest tax in 75 years. Please explain how they gave billions of tax payers cash to their mates and said it was part of the NHS spend? I suspect Mr gove is sponsoring your content.
beer korma is like a crab as he side shuffles from one rock to another depending on which way the tide is going !!!.
Brilliant again. Mordaunt for PM.
Penny well said. saying it how the English like it.
No not at all. She called him a radish. Not very smart.
@@veggie42 To be fair, I have called him much worse.
Not how English like it,stating basic,obvious FACTS!
Keir's dad was a toolmaker. Though, in a way, so was his mother.
😅😅😅 brill
😂😂😂
Though we are only 99% sure his mother didnt have a penis.
😂😂😂😂
Brilliant
Need to make MPs sign a contract with huge financial penalties if they switch party.
Just don't allow MPs to switch. A by election should take place.
There should be a mandatory by-election.
@@joegreen235yes.
@@stix2you1I agree
You can't change parties at will, Dover is Conservative not Labour until a by-election is held and she needs to resign to facilitate this.
Great assessment of Keir Starmer by Penny Mordaunt! You go girl!
No she is obsessive of him.
Are you serious the woman is awful
I am real and a,REAL Conservative in the TRUE meaning of the word.
I have lived 80+ years and went through several Labour Governments and every time I suffered. Being relatively poor raising four children on my own I felt the damage caused by the,periods of Labour disasters. Strikes ruled the roost and I had to pay. Miners - now led by the Railway Ubions held the country to ransom and every times it took about 16 years to balance the books again.
I live in,dread of another Labour being in power, not for myself as I'm too old. But for the younger generations who seem oblivious to the past.
Agree ,100% working class and proud never to have been conned by Labour .
Funny your father was tweeting this drivel out today on X 🤣🤣🤣
Since 1945 there’s been 6 Labour PMs and 13 Labour ministries, as opposed 19 Tory ministries and 12 Tory MPs, three of which were since 2022.
So we now have:
14 million in poverty
4 million children in poverty
NHS declared "humanitarian crisis"
1.6 million food bank parcels last year
726 rough sleepers died last year
130,000 deaths through austerity
Worst ever A&E waiting times
Social care in meltdown
0 out of 200,000 promised starter homes built
43.000 nursing vacancies
Found in contempt of Parliament
Spent £13.8m on ferry company with no ferries
Record £1.8 trillion in debt
That doesn’t begin to cover it, and you think Labour would be worse?
What some people mistake for high cost of living today is really the cost of high living ,
T'is true what you say about Labour
Love her sense of humour and delivery. She is clever AND cute.
Hardly anyone bothered to vote
Blackpool Sth bye election turnout was just over 38%!
Hardly a stunning endorsement of Labour
Fully understand concerns on Tories …but not waiting with baited breath for Labour to cut loose
What bait are you using with your breath?
If you were married to Penny Mourdant, you'd have a gorgeous wife, but God help you if you disagree with her 😂😂😂😂
Not sure you understand the meaning of the word gorgeous.
@@joeoak8181 Well, Stevie Wonder, I'll leave you to your own opinions 😉
I heard the Sun once hilariously compared itself to a newspaper.
Yeah 👍 the most popular in 🇬🇧.templegate the best tipster in the game.
Yeah the best baby feeders on page 3@@billywaide9852
No, it’s a comic, you get more content in the Beano!
@@billywaide9852 the best pair of baby feeders on page 3
What do you read?
I’m not crying out for change from the Labour Party,you have got to be kidding me.i would never vote for them again.
You won't hear this on LBC
Penny is the only person (if made leader) could bring any credibility during an election. Sunak is not liked, not trusted and not elected.
How they picked Sunak and Truss over her is absurd
So if they replace Rishi with Penny before the election, wouldn't that make Penny "not elected"?
Penny is every bit the blithering buffoon as Sunak and Truss.
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂she is ss corrupt as all of them...
Penny at her blistering best.
You lot all seem to like her. I reckon she's rubbish, only slightly better than Sunak, Starmer, May and Johnson (who I voted for in the hope he was going ti implement soem Conservative policies) Reckon Putin or Xi could run circles round the lot of them. And they are doing with help from Khamenei and Ung.
For a minute I thought I had missed a vote. Now I realise My MP has deserted her mandate and abandoned us down here in Dover and Deal. Cheerio Natalie, don't let the door hit your arse on the way out.
I've got Damian Green. I'm amazed he and Collins haven't crossed. It's Natalie who is quitting already. Dorries 2.
Good speech, but who is she talking too, there are only six people in the house and two have fallen asleep 😡
She’s talking to the camera. This was probably televised.
Ha, and how much are they being paid to SLEEP 😡
Penny for PM with Reform. We don’t need to read anything about conspiracy theories, we already now the difference between conspiracy and fact, it’s around six months.
Why will the government not release the number of foreign prisoners in British 🇬🇧 prisons.what are they frightened of.
Yes they should do prisoner swaps. We should take our own back.
Because we never realise stats on race, religion or sexual orientation. You would be handing them a red card for some Lawyer to use against you as discrimination. Most European Countries are the same.
Do y think labourceill release figures.
When will she talk about Blair, Gates and Klaus?
Blair's war
In the HOC Penny is without equal.
"Stand up and fight" speech says otherwise
Well ladies and gentlemen penny should be our prime minister shes got balls big ones
Well said Penny. if labour get in England will be lost.
We are lost now with dear penny’s parasites
you mean if tories get back in will be lost
To late.
Are we doing well now? Are you happy with the tories?
I’m far from happy with the Tories but if Slippery Starmer gets in things will be even worse for the people of this country.
Well said Penny. You are right. We can see clearly!
Are you stupid
I used my Veterans ID card to vote. It wasnt an issue with the council officials.
Hilarious ...
I want Penny to be PM, I don't care what party she belongs to.
Starmer reminds me of the spiv in the st. Trinian's films
No. He's Mr schu in glee and penny is his rival sue sylvester. Mr schu cheats kn his wife wirh counsellor rayner^
Flash Harry ! Also The spiv in Dads Army. 😹👍
Well said Penny and absolutely right...what a bunch of losers are the Labour party...but come on Conservatives get a decent leader forgods sake😮
Brilliant speech 👏👏👏
Tedious and laboured. Laugh? I nearly did...
This Labour woman can’t even speak properly 🤷♂️
Which labour woman, the first or the second. Mordaunt isn't a conservative.
A vote for Labour is a vote for a return of the Militant Tendancy ( currently skulking in the shadows of the party and calling themselves Momentum )
Penny is brilliant. .
I love Penny Mourdant but I’m sick of the Conservative Party always relying on Penny to take all the flack …the scrawny PM needs to grow a spine and fight for this country if he values it as much as he says he does personally I think he is an anti British clown who sold us down the road I can’t stand labour but the sooner Sunak is out the better
Next leader
Penny should be leading the conservative Government 😊
Penny rinsed the Labour Party
is Penny speaking from personal experience about crabs I wonder if she had a little nest of cuckoos? very itchy!
Crabs and radishes she's crazy
@@veggie42 I take it you didn't get the nuances?
Penny is really on form of late!! Love it!
MPs changing parties is hardly expressing support for a party, is it? They’re not representing the constituents who voted for them.
No they endorse the party. That MP doesnt agree with it.
It should be an instant by-election.
@@jstewart4205 absolutely.
Well done penny, you have a great amount of support out there keep the good work up
She hasn't. She's obsessed with him.
As soon as she mentioned crabs they all started itching did you notice
It seems that the member for Dover and Deal is as welcome as a boil on the bum.
Labour need to do more homework and research in everything even how to talk properly Shocking I get embarrest for them They are a sad party
The two cheeks of the same ars need to go! The same old, same old making the same mistakes and not making progress at the things that really matter. Now having a go at the most vulnerable in society whilst ensuring their own pockets are full as usual!
Well said
Capt Hindsight + The Ginger Growler = Chuffing Nightmare
One hell of a speach
Penny on top form. Radishes!
Crab is a compliment crap is a better word Labour today isn't my Labour
For goodness sake get rid of Sunak and get Penny in before the general election
(Brains as well as eye candy)
No. Sue Sylvester? No thanks
A PERFECT repost 👌🏻👌🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Penny good girl
Penny you are quality
Labour mps are all seaweed
And starmer is definitely a crab , walking from side to side and always moving the goal post to tick boxes
No he isn't.
If she wanted to call him anything a grey old donkey is more appropriate.
Love Penny- she is brilliant
That's rich, coming from pound land penny!
Different class.
NHS waiting list over 7 million.trebled in 10 years
People have died waiting outside accident and emergency because there no beds.what happened to 40 new hospitals promised by her party. knife crime is out of control under tories.
Police don't even turn up for some crimes.she should sort out her own party failings first.
People are still blaming all that on the boats
You forget to mention the causes , Mass immigration out of control and Drs , nurses on strikes on and off for months
@@JackSmith-vd6mgexactly, the asylum system is costing us ( taxpayers) £ billions . Hundreds of asylum seekers, FAKEugees arriving daily , all costing us a fortune and clogging up the Drs , dentist , hospital waiting rooms and our courts and prisons.
Yes she's a nasty cow
@@user-dq6nj1zv9h Exhibit A.
Typical labour not doing their homework yet again 😂
The usual constructive discourse then. Absolutely pathetic. They all think they're so very clever!
But only one is actually clever!
She's awesome.
Labour looks like it’s going to win, but who would trust Starmer???
I'm confused is he a crab or a radish? How confusing? 😅
I don't trust him with women.
@@veggie42 You can trust him as a woman. He doesn't know you exist!
Great going again Penny. What doesn't the Labour shadow understand about Business Questions, seemingly everything. She's hopelessly out of her depth.
BRILLIANT
Spot on Penny.
In my opinion nothing honourable about corrupt, thieving, vip lane tories. A dictatorial nasty cabal of shameful, uncaring excuses for humans. Thank God Scotland will donn. RESTORE INDEPENDENCE. SAOR ALBA 🏴☮️☮️🏴☮️🏴☮️🏴☮️☮️☮️
hes more of a turtle
A post turtle?
No reeves a turtle. Starmers the donkey. She forgot.
On its back
I am not Tory, but I can't help liking 'our Pen.' The Party screwed up when they failed to elect her as leader, and now it is too late.
Yawn yawn yawn in response to this Labour woman.
More like a jelly fish ,totally spinless
I wouldvote this lady as priminister
"4-0" ❤🇬🇧❤
Love that 🎉
spot on
Miriam Cates is also a magnificent MP…
Well said Penny
After the way she was hilariously laughed at for her Monty Python moment during the party conference I'm amazed Mordaunt has the nerve to even show her face. She is a wally, pure and simple. Stand up and fight Penny???!!! Oh yeah.
Deal with it Penny.
She did deal with it! It's easy when you have such foolish and weak opposition.
mordaunt compared to box of frogs. Mad as a frigate with Mountbatten in charge!
Brilliant
Bravo
Stand up and fart, and when you stand up and fart ...............................................
I wondered why he walked sideways
She also called him a radish...
Mordaunt is as funny as a dose. Stick to carrying a sword.
Fabulous
Please Penny go for PM ❤
Not as funny as watching Mordaunt bellyflopping, now that was funny.