I spent $20,000 to develop the best mechanical keyboard,... for me.

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024

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  • @tomazzaman
    @tomazzaman  7 месяцев назад +36

    Write your best dad joke to participate in the giveaway. (Use a separate comment, don't reply to this one). Good luck! ❤Go!

    • @YayaTia_II
      @YayaTia_II 7 месяцев назад

      Are you thirsty?! Because I have some Boba at home. Boba at home Gazzew U4T Boba Switches Baby!

  • @John117-
    @John117- 7 месяцев назад +725

    Why don't mechanical keyboards ever get locked out of their house?
    Because they always carry their own "keys"!

  • @xXfzmusicXx
    @xXfzmusicXx 7 месяцев назад +658

    I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing

    •  7 месяцев назад +3

      Fake bot likes...not fair

    • @s2003katalin
      @s2003katalin 7 месяцев назад +3

      Do you really have to cheat with fake likes?

  • @spellfox_
    @spellfox_ 7 месяцев назад +31

    It's very clear a lot of effort went into this. 499$ for a simple 65% alu keyboard without any weights is definitely a hefty price though, considering boards like the neo80, with a copper weight for better sound and wireless capability, cost like 150$...

    • @tomazzaman
      @tomazzaman  7 месяцев назад +9

      Yep, I completely understand it's an irrational decision, both to buy and to manufacture. But it was definitely a labor of love :)

    • @spellfox_
      @spellfox_ 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@tomazzaman I'm sure some people are interested in your board, after all it's up to preference what boards people like. Since your video was very well explained for beginners, I just wanted to highlight that there is other options available, in case mechanical keyboard newcomers in the comments are unaware

    • @iuyhfber2adwa
      @iuyhfber2adwa 7 месяцев назад +1

      LMFAO no wonder hes pissed!! $500 for a keyboard with rounded edges aintnowaaayyyy

  • @SR-CHLOE
    @SR-CHLOE 7 месяцев назад +192

    I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

  • @iuyhfber2adwa
    @iuyhfber2adwa 7 месяцев назад +12

    the rounded corners make this keyboard so unappealing for some reason

    • @tomazzaman
      @tomazzaman  7 месяцев назад +2

      To each their own, I guess?

    • @iuyhfber2adwa
      @iuyhfber2adwa 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@tomazzaman what is dude guessing? LMFAO if I offended u, sorry. just being honest here

    • @tomazzaman
      @tomazzaman  7 месяцев назад +1

      @@iuyhfber2adwa you have not, just saying - we don't need to like the same things. And that's ok.

    • @Mr.Leeroy
      @Mr.Leeroy 7 месяцев назад

      this and the fact there is not a single screw on a black material makes it look like ordinary plastic clip-based construction

  • @geno951
    @geno951 7 месяцев назад +14

    That keyboard looks great and I like the choice of switches!
    Unfortunately, I can't afford something that nice because I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

  • @jaikanthj7538
    @jaikanthj7538 7 месяцев назад +4

    How does the keyboard apologise ?
    “I’m sorry if my keys were out of line”

  • @incongruous4
    @incongruous4 7 месяцев назад +3

    $10,000 for a simple pcb is absolute insanity you got taken for a ride man. This is a keyboard pcb not a completely unique custom pcb for some experimental piece of electronics that has never been done before. ISO enter capability is very very common it's not the big deal made out here. There are pcb designers offer their services on geekhack in the $300-500usd range, such as Gondolindrim that made the pcb for the high end smith and rune iron180 keyboard which has even more features than your pcb such as alps switch capatibility and they paid in the $350-400 range for the design. Not to mention if you're not in any rush, there are so many resources and full out examples you can take inspiration from online that you could have just done this all yourself for just the cost of time and like $50 from pcbway

  • @user-dq7hg6bb7f
    @user-dq7hg6bb7f 7 месяцев назад +5

    The keyboard couldn’t pass its driving test because it couldn’t find the “right shift”.

  • @Anythingwithamotor-he3gl
    @Anythingwithamotor-he3gl 7 месяцев назад +4

    My grief counselor died
    He was so good, I don’t even care.

  • @nk4j272
    @nk4j272 7 месяцев назад +4

    Here's a terrible but original dad joke:
    - Why did the water go to Niagara?
    - To water-fall
    Also here's my favorite one (for extra credit).
    Why are chickens so funny?
    Bu-kaw-s (“because” but sounds like a chicken)

  • @duyquangnguyen2025
    @duyquangnguyen2025 7 месяцев назад +2

    Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

  • @PIxELS49
    @PIxELS49 7 месяцев назад +4

    What’s astronaut’s favourite chocolate?
    - A Mars bar

  • @user-ej1tf1lm9o
    @user-ej1tf1lm9o 7 месяцев назад +17

    What’s an astronaut's favourite part of a computer? The space bar

  • @polyshrub
    @polyshrub 7 месяцев назад +9

    I got fiered from my job at the bank today… A woman asked me to check her balance… So i pushed her!

  • @user-od2rp7zg2b
    @user-od2rp7zg2b 7 месяцев назад +3

    I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

  • @zeddicusss
    @zeddicusss 7 месяцев назад +3

    So a big spider crawled to my keyboard and don't you worry it's under ctrl.

  •  7 месяцев назад +69

    How does a keyboard get into its house? It uses the "home" key!

  • @rhackus
    @rhackus 7 месяцев назад +2

    Today, my step-son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. I've been with his mom for 11 years and he still won't call me Dad.

  • @reng7478
    @reng7478 7 месяцев назад +4

    Dad: "Son you were adopted"
    Son: "I always had a feeling, so who are my real parents?"
    Parents: "We are! Your new parents are outside."

    • @josephhutch4911
      @josephhutch4911 7 месяцев назад +1

      My dad told me I was adopted. When I pointed out undeniable similarity between the two of us he said that I had been returned.

  • @kozeljernej
    @kozeljernej 7 месяцев назад +2

    How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
    He felt his presents!

  • @aaroneb15
    @aaroneb15 7 месяцев назад +4

    What did the papa penne noodle say to the little macaroni when it asked to stay up late?
    ”No! *Italian fingers intensify* It's already PAST-A bed time!”

  • @bonx7747
    @bonx7747 7 месяцев назад +5

    I just got a new dual-band wireless router, but I'm not sure if it's working or not.
    It's giving me mixed signals.

  • @Karthig1987
    @Karthig1987 7 месяцев назад +2

    I suck at thinking of jokes so all the best to the eventual winner lol.

  • @colorado_a3766
    @colorado_a3766 7 месяцев назад +2

    How do you even know when a joke becomes a dad joke?
    When it becomes apparent.

  • @user-dq7hg6bb7f
    @user-dq7hg6bb7f 7 месяцев назад +5

    My keyboard plays poker, but it always holds “three of a kind” - Ctrl, Alt, Delete.

  • @user-dq7hg6bb7f
    @user-dq7hg6bb7f 7 месяцев назад +5

    what do you get when you mix goat DNA and human DNA?
    you get kicked out of the petting zoo

  • @TedTabaka
    @TedTabaka 7 месяцев назад +3

    How do you know that a RUclipsr is successful? When he makes it past the ten-minute mark. :)
    What a great channel. And good editing. Love the keyboard! Keep up the great work. Now I want to get my own RUclips Channel started already and hardware company. The sound of the keyboard is addicting.

    • @tomazzaman
      @tomazzaman  7 месяцев назад +1

      Thanks for the words of encouragement, Ted - they mean a lot to me and add fuel to the passion of making these videos!

  • @MonkeyDLuffy-pk3xq
    @MonkeyDLuffy-pk3xq 7 месяцев назад +3

    Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up ! 😂😂😂

  • @fiveer
    @fiveer 7 месяцев назад +2

    Why did the custom keyboard start a RUclips channel? Because every time someone pressed 'Enter', it reminded them to comment and subscribe for better 'algorithmics'!

  • @archelonix
    @archelonix 7 месяцев назад +2

    Enjoying all the jokes in the comments, good luck everyone.
    I have two jokes, one in Croatian other in English.
    - hr - Dođe Mujo u doktora i kaže: "Doktore doktore, suzi mi oko." I doktor ga suzi. :)
    - eng - How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You console it.
    p.s.
    Finding a good ISO keyboard is a blessing. Finding slo/cro keycaps, now thats a miracle.

  • @danilo.cvijetic
    @danilo.cvijetic 7 месяцев назад +1

    Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?
    -Because it has two shifts.

  • @perrinlora6488
    @perrinlora6488 7 месяцев назад +8

    Dad: HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
    Son: Dad press the Caps Lock key on your keyboard!
    Dad: WOW, THIS IS MUCH BETTER, I DON'T HAVE TO HOLD DOWN SHIFT ANYMORE

  • @sgt_retiredcharlie4102
    @sgt_retiredcharlie4102 7 месяцев назад +1

    Dad Joke: What building in New York City has the most stories?
    Answer: The Public Library... Wah, wah, wah!!!

  • @adamfrej2908
    @adamfrej2908 7 месяцев назад +2

    What's management's favorite keyboard shortcut?
    Shift + Blame.

  • @maticsulc8549
    @maticsulc8549 7 месяцев назад +2

    Why don't keyboards sleep? Because they have 2 shifts...

  • @jaytau
    @jaytau 7 месяцев назад +2

    Why don't keyboards get lost?
    Because they always find their way back to their "home row."

  • @braylanblack8865
    @braylanblack8865 7 месяцев назад +3

    I finally left my job at the keyboard factory. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while

  • @s2003katalin
    @s2003katalin 7 месяцев назад +3

    What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
    In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

  • @TGJPN
    @TGJPN 7 месяцев назад +1

    What did the mechanical keyboard say to the keycap during their argument?
    "Stop pressing my buttons, you're giving me a bad back-uation!"

  • @andrazpajtler
    @andrazpajtler 7 месяцев назад +1

    Why don't custom keyboard enthusiasts make good secret agents?
    Because they always give away their "tactile" information!

  • @allfabstudio
    @allfabstudio 7 месяцев назад

    If you sneeze and fart at the same time...
    Your body takes a screenshot.

  • @juremovrin8178
    @juremovrin8178 7 месяцев назад +1

    what did the grizly say to customer support?
    BEAR with me.

  • @user-sb6vi7ci4s
    @user-sb6vi7ci4s 7 месяцев назад +1

    Why did the keyboard get fired from the factory?
    Because it didn't put in enough shifts. So they wouldn't let it return or enter. They even changed the caps locks.
    What do you call a ChatGPT that's always getting into trouble?
    A ChatGPTastrophe!

  • @starcraftzocker2
    @starcraftzocker2 7 месяцев назад +1

    Have you heard of the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere!

  • @unbrandedtech6951
    @unbrandedtech6951 7 месяцев назад +1

    What's the difference between a cheap keyboard and a good mechanical keyboard? Quality and the sound of your bank account crying.

  • @rokpodakar3759
    @rokpodakar3759 7 месяцев назад +5

    I’m really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I’m trying to get help.

    • @aspuzling
      @aspuzling 7 месяцев назад +1

      All of these are so good. It's a shame to leave it up to how many total likes they get because not everyone will see everyone's comments.

  • @JamesWyseDotNet
    @JamesWyseDotNet 7 месяцев назад +2

    I tell dad jokes… Sometimes he laughs!

  • @zmarkan
    @zmarkan 7 месяцев назад +2

    TIL keyboards are a more touchy subject than I thought, but I'm glad to hear you managed to overcome all the pressing issues.

  • @Mice-stro
    @Mice-stro 7 месяцев назад +3

    Look at that slinky, look at it slink- eee!

  • @moritz2123
    @moritz2123 7 месяцев назад +1

    Whats the least spoken language of the world?
    Sign language....

  • @GODLIEK
    @GODLIEK 7 месяцев назад +1

    My feet get cold if I don't use a mechanical keyboard... I need thocks!

  • @christianpolintan7496
    @christianpolintan7496 7 месяцев назад +1

    My wife said that if I don't get off my computer and take out the trash, she's gonna slam my head on the keyboard.
    But I don’t give a fuskhhkxkhdkhhskhd

  • @WakaaYT
    @WakaaYT 7 месяцев назад +1

    My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and stop watching your videos, she's gonna slam my head on the keyboard. But I don't give a fuskhhkxkhdkhhskhdhgkj

  • @YellowCows7
    @YellowCows7 7 месяцев назад +1

    Best dad joke you say? Ok 🤔 hmmm.Ok I have one. A family of tomatoes were walking down the street but the baby tomato was lagging behind. So the papa tomato went over to him, squished him and shouted “KETCHUP”. Get it? There you go, I hope this fulfills the dad joke criteria. I even included one with shouting in it since you love shouting so much. OK Tomaž, till next time. Much love.

  • @robink.6744
    @robink.6744 7 месяцев назад +2

    My wife was mad at me because I have no sense of direction. So i packen my things and right.
    Nice Video keep it up 👍🏻

  • @MRYUTUTA
    @MRYUTUTA 7 месяцев назад +1

    If win I'll stop doing shifts at the keyboard factory, no caps

  • @cristinelcostachescu9585
    @cristinelcostachescu9585 7 месяцев назад +7

    Not to take away the impressive result, I like it.
    But... $20K?... In 2018 there were many brands/websites selling ready-made PCBs or complete keyboards (most with ISO layout and on-firmware remapping available), open-source schematics and firmware running on hobbyist-programmable microcontrollers (ESP24/32) - with per-key backlight. Ducky is the first that comes to my mind, in the business since 2008, and very appreciated by customers.
    Cherry MX switches were all over the internet, red, blue and brown making the most appearance and available to buy mostly all year round.
    Cases, ok, custom design beats whatever is out there even today.
    I really can't explain how you managed to overspend the good part of $18K-$19K, or why.
    However, in the end it only matters what you have on hand and that you like it, congrats for managing to finish such a project, and thank you for sharing the story!

    • @Raketbaever
      @Raketbaever 7 месяцев назад

      watch 05:05 and you'll get it explained

    • @cristinelcostachescu9585
      @cristinelcostachescu9585 7 месяцев назад

      I know... What I meant is that I can't justify the choices made. I don't know what that PCB has or does better than any other keyboard PCB (granted, at the time).
      Again, the end result is awesome looking, probably performs flawlessly (given the price, I'd expect it to work like new even after 10 years). But the looks and (assumed) performance does not justify even half the price of hiring the engineers...

  • @IP-sy8uo
    @IP-sy8uo 7 месяцев назад

    “Knock, knock.”
    “Who’s there?”
    “Nobel.”
    “Nobel who?”
    “No­bel, so I just knocked.”

  • @thomashemmingsson9801
    @thomashemmingsson9801 7 месяцев назад

    Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

  • @redboss5429
    @redboss5429 7 месяцев назад +2

    Why they call it poptarts n not momtarts?
    The pastryarchy 🥁

  • @laurikuusela5881
    @laurikuusela5881 7 месяцев назад

    Why did the farmer have to turn off the wifi in the barn?
    - The cows were downloading too much Mooooosic

  • @johnjbateman
    @johnjbateman 7 месяцев назад +1

    Just purchased! Looks amazing, thanks!

    • @tomazzaman
      @tomazzaman  7 месяцев назад +2

      Thank you! Appreciate your support! 🙌

  • @Rubuz
    @Rubuz 7 месяцев назад +1

    I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape. I don't even have a home anymore.
    I think it's time for a new keyboard.

  • @user-dq7hg6bb7f
    @user-dq7hg6bb7f 7 месяцев назад +6

    Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”?
    Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

  • @AlexanderzovzmwviovvLee
    @AlexanderzovzmwviovvLee 7 месяцев назад +1

    Something seems wrong with my F12. Lemme "inspect" it.

  • @bb46sl
    @bb46sl 7 месяцев назад +2

    My daughter asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
    In full 1080p HD, I replied.

  • @MrRogueFighter
    @MrRogueFighter 7 месяцев назад +1

    Two fish in a tank. One says to the other "Do you know how to drive this?"

  • @ShinjukuN0ir
    @ShinjukuN0ir 7 месяцев назад

    I went to the bookstore today and asked, "Can I buy a bookmark? Where can I find them here?" to the worker. The worker replied, "it's a bookstore... There's books everywhere.."

  • @Tofflus
    @Tofflus 7 месяцев назад +1

    Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!
    This is a related joke
    Why did the keyboard break up with the computer mouse?
    Because it couldn't handle the clicky relationship anymore!

  • @mycookingiswet127
    @mycookingiswet127 7 месяцев назад +1

    A 40% walks into a bar and orders a drink. As it talks to the bartender the bartender says "wow you have so many layers!"

  • @andreivoinescu9364
    @andreivoinescu9364 7 месяцев назад +2

    i am from europe and hate the iso layout. i prefer the longer left shift key because i use it the most and in games you don't have to move the pinkie finger too much to sptint or slow down

  • @perchbird
    @perchbird 7 месяцев назад

    In the past, wasn't sure about going to a chiropractor, but now I stand corrected.

  • @Dvrko
    @Dvrko 7 месяцев назад +1

    Nice keyboard! Don’t have any dad joke unfortunately!

  • @the_beefy1986
    @the_beefy1986 7 месяцев назад

    Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

  • @PortlandHODL
    @PortlandHODL 7 месяцев назад +2

    100% agree, designed my own PCB recent to support some crazy stuff, took a month of my spare time but the payoff was amazing! Nyan Keys

  • @ehomurilove
    @ehomurilove 7 месяцев назад +1

    Why can't my nose be 12 inches? Because then it'd be a foot

  • @Allhopeforhumanity
    @Allhopeforhumanity 7 месяцев назад +3

    How does one fix over-lubed stabilizers? Turn off Windows Sticky Keys

  • @coleamburn1048
    @coleamburn1048 7 месяцев назад

    very nice work. Did you know Dogs can't operate MRI machines? But catscan.

  • @XanthraxxDMT
    @XanthraxxDMT 7 месяцев назад +1

    Why did the boy get fired from his keyboard factory job? Because he was not doing enough shifts.

  • @TheStuartstardust
    @TheStuartstardust 7 месяцев назад +2

    4:10 - Does it support multi simultaneous key presses?
    Joke:
    Why is a divorce so expensive?
    Because it is worth it!

    • @tomazzaman
      @tomazzaman  7 месяцев назад

      It does, full KNRO support!

  • @luis_tunes
    @luis_tunes 7 месяцев назад +1

    Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.

  • @bartholemumk1437
    @bartholemumk1437 7 месяцев назад +1

    How do you organize a space party? You planet

  • @pfsykes
    @pfsykes 7 месяцев назад +2

    Why was the aluminum foil depressed?
    Because it always had to deal with too many wrinkles!

  • @DonkeysRChaos
    @DonkeysRChaos 7 месяцев назад +1

    Knock knock who's there? It's your new keyword.

  • @debugin1227
    @debugin1227 7 месяцев назад

    Mummy mummy … I hate daddy’s guts. Mommy: Well leave that and eat the rest

  • @Sylarzx
    @Sylarzx 7 месяцев назад +5

    Ok but please talk a bit about how each part contributed to the 20k build - seems like the main topic of the video but was barely discussed, if at all

    • @thekeebman
      @thekeebman 7 месяцев назад

      Ok but he literally did, just that - and more importantly, that 4(clearly) wasn’t the point of this video. The purpose was to promote his giveaway.
      With that said, if you knew, even a little, about custom keyboard manufacturing, you’d know where that $20k amount came from.

  • @mcheddadi
    @mcheddadi 7 месяцев назад +8

    Here's my joke. Keyboard looks like a m65 rama board. Ba dum tss!
    Good on you for making your own keeb and even making a custom pcb and not using a premade one. You did what not many enthusiasts do, you put your money where your mouth is and for that i salute you. board looks clean!

    • @mochingrape
      @mochingrape 7 месяцев назад

      Give them the board now 😂 Best dad joke

    • @nikocayetano1805
      @nikocayetano1805 7 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah props to him for making his own pcbs but premade pcbs arent all bad. Hiney pcbs are very consistent when it comes to quality and price

    • @tomazzaman
      @tomazzaman  7 месяцев назад

      Thank you!

  • @KarlPiodena
    @KarlPiodena 7 месяцев назад +1

    Why do keyboard keys never get along?
    Because they always have their own space issues!

  • @stevefrancis
    @stevefrancis 7 месяцев назад

    Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they golfing? In case they get a hole in one!

  • @KnightMirkoYo
    @KnightMirkoYo 7 месяцев назад +1

    Why couldn't Tomaz enter his home? His key got bored

  • @luis_tunes
    @luis_tunes 7 месяцев назад +2

    I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

  • @L0rdish
    @L0rdish 7 месяцев назад +1

    Why did the computer catch a cold?
    Because it left its Windows open!

  • @wiki_5597
    @wiki_5597 7 месяцев назад

    I've lost control and I don't see the end. There is no escape. I don't even have a home anymore. Well time for a new keyboard!

  • @patricklostaglia7531
    @patricklostaglia7531 7 месяцев назад +1

    How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little ‘boogie’ in it! 😂

  • @jonirish323
    @jonirish323 7 месяцев назад +1

    I used to hate facial hair, but it grew on me.

  • @Guishan_Lingyou
    @Guishan_Lingyou 7 месяцев назад +1

    I would tell you a great dad joke, but my children wouldn't forgive me.

  • @inspektorre
    @inspektorre 7 месяцев назад

    I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it

  • @aodaibdarni
    @aodaibdarni 7 месяцев назад +1

    Why did the keyboard go to therapy?
    Because it had too many "Ctrl" issues..