Ok... math time, Haych picked one parasite (+25 %), three leeches (+30 %), two tanks (+100 %), seven huges (+80 %) and a brawler (+200 % after dealing damage)... so... in the end he had... 121054 % of base HP... IF he didn't hit anyone. If he landed a shot, the brawler upped it to 363163 % for the next 3 seconds. Then, Haych had more than 3600 times the amount of HP you start the game with.
No wonder, he can't easily died. The man ate a planets worth of people, killed and assimilated a god to turn himself to a demigod, but with the weakest punch, like a literal walking planet, can take a lot, but not do a lot.
@@Beetle-vu9yt That would've literally done over 18k dmg even if he hadn't landed a shot. No way in hell either of them had that, only think keeping them alive was the massive amount of lifesteal they both had draining his hp.
The only thing worse then Haych getting another huge would be getting overpower. The second Haych blocks, the force of a trillion supernovas will befall on all those unfortunate enough to be near him
Imagine if snedgie went for empowered, grow, scavenger, shield recharge and echo. He seemed to have somehow get the card that triggers on last bullet to trigger multiple times while he fires, with those other cards, he would've been a wrecking machine and probably had enough juice in him to slaughter Haycht. Though bombsaway is one of the worst block cards in my opinion due to dealing damage to self and the bump upwards due to it, if he had something else like empowered or radarshot and he'd be a nuke when he shot if anyone was near.
At the end of the day, they were just having fun and the video was pretty entertaining. Plus I feel like he wasn't as used to rounds and thus didn't know how to synergise as well, or just didn't know what to pick amidst all the chaos.
@@connormessenger4756 oh my god I forgot about this comment. I'm pretty much the same but I'm in therapy now and on my way to getting better :) thanks for caring that's so sweet
It's interesting to think that by the end of the game, they can hardly damage Haych but a single shot from could probably kill multiple round 1 players.
You guys are an absolute delight. I stumbled upon one of Jordan's "Rounds" videos a couple of days ago and kept binge-watching his and your videos whenever I had the time. Very well done, boys.
Just something you might not know, but it only takes pristine perseverance x5 to be able to bounce on the bottom of the world for 10-15 minutes. Since x4x4x4x4x4 hp is insane... then add any lifesteal cards, huge, decay and healing field and you'll never die.
A few seconds after seeing overpowered, I thought to myself, “if overpowered deals 15% of your max hp as damage, I remembered that huge increases not only your max size, but also..your max health, so huge+overpowered=eventual unkillable god.”
8:10 Oh boy are you wrong. Parasite is frightening. It's basically Poison + Leech and when combined with Poison(as shown in the image) is a nightmare to deal with.
33 minutes in and Brian is so done with it that he barely reacts to Kerin saying "I can't lose to this fat ba$tard, OBESITY WON'T DEFEAT ME!!!" And it just kills me every time. 😂
This really lets you see how BROKEN quick reload is because its -70% so if you have 2 quick reloads you get 140% and if you notice most or all of the cards that increase reload speed only do it in seconds for example +0.25s reload speed which doesn't get affected when you're working with percentages lmaoo
Everything stacks multiplicatively if it says a % So 70% twice is -70%, then -70% of the remaining 30% It ain't instant reload, but -91% is pretty good. If base reload is 1s Then you get -70% for .3s Then pick up combine for +.5s and it goes to .45s It very much does get effected
bryan’s class would have been truly broken if he got the card that lets him block again when he deals damage, then he could have spammed block while shooting.
18:06 Standing here I realize you were just like me trying to make history but who's to judge the right from wrong when our guard is down I think we both agree that violence breeds violence but in the end it has to be this way
I call Phunix's build in this video "The Commit Self-Touhou" build. whenever he shoots, it's a legit Touhou boss fight, mostly against himself. Haych's build is obviously the "Literally a Raid Boss" build, just look at that ridiculous HP! Snedgie's build is the Flandre Scarlet build, as he became the Scarlet Devil, both in a literal & figurative in-game context with his life-leeching Demonically-powered Bullet Hell.
For a challenge you should start with the left card and choose if you want it or not without revealing any of the other cards. If you don't want it reveal the next card. Repeat but the catch is you can't go back to pick previous card you may choose to go forward.
what happened was phunix's fire rate was so high that every time Haych blocked, he always blocked something, causing the block to last a bit longer and block something else. this chained a t o n against phunix, which is why he kept dying and getting flug off the map every time haych blocked him he has like- 100 of his own bullets thrown back at him
If huge haych had few shield build as well like maybe lifestealer, silence, supernova and bombs away, you'd all be done for. Or maybe just the Lifestealer, and he would not die at all. 🤣🤣🤣
HUGE
immortality cursed u in the last round
@@guymanhumanperson it was a blessing until then 😂
@@Haych imagine having Phoenix aswell
HUGE
@@_L_O_B_ I don’t think I’d be allowed to play Rounds anymore if that had happened 🤣
Ok... math time, Haych picked one parasite (+25 %), three leeches (+30 %), two tanks (+100 %), seven huges (+80 %) and a brawler (+200 % after dealing damage)... so... in the end he had... 121054 % of base HP... IF he didn't hit anyone. If he landed a shot, the brawler upped it to 363163 % for the next 3 seconds. Then, Haych had more than 3600 times the amount of HP you start the game with.
No wonder, he can't easily died. The man ate a planets worth of people, killed and assimilated a god to turn himself to a demigod, but with the weakest punch, like a literal walking planet, can take a lot, but not do a lot.
at 17:21 he passed up an overpower so like...
@@Beetle-vu9yt he also passed over a homing
@@Beetle-vu9yt That would've literally done over 18k dmg even if he hadn't landed a shot. No way in hell either of them had that, only think keeping them alive was the massive amount of lifesteal they both had draining his hp.
If he took the one that gave +400% at 90% health he would never die
If Haytch ever got the block skill that does dmg based of his HP....
I think he would have become the raid boss of Rounds
He probably did but HUGE> all
he was offered it, but he was also offered a tank upgrade at the same time. Sooo....
Haytch the Outer God of Hugeness - Final Boss of Rounds Souls.
More like he'd softlock himself in the victory screen
Dazzle was the thing keeping the thrusters from working. It holds them still completely
I hadn't played Rounds yet, so I always wondered exactly what Dazzle did. Thank you.
Haych is almost as HUUUGE as my desire for more Rounds content
;)
you're insatiable haha
@Angry JayByrd it really is
@Angry JayByrd it really is
@Angry JayByrd it really is
The only thing worse then Haych getting another huge would be getting overpower. The second Haych blocks, the force of a trillion supernovas will befall on all those unfortunate enough to be near him
appx. 10000++dmg
the map would just turn into a supernova
Yes! Rounds.....MORE ROUNDS!!! Cheers M8 can't wait to see what happens this episode!
Hope it doesn't disappoint 😄
@@Phunix A man turns into inmovable object m8
What is the games name
@@Phunix It did NOT disappoint. HP strats OP! Thanks again for another great vid.
@@muhibbutt9091 are you being serious or joking? The name of the game is literally rounds.
Imagine if haych got Phoenix or the 400% hp when hp is above 90% even the infinity gauntlet wouldn't be able to hurt the man
thanos snaps with the gauntlet and the only thing in the universe that gets dusted is his little toe.
@@gabrielhenson5751 because his toe is the size of half the universe
@@aguyontheinternet8436 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Haych should have picked up overpower at some point, does 15% of your hp in dmg when you block. INSTAKILL!
I know right!
Wow i never thought of that!
when he was at his strongest, it would have done over 10000 damage
hilariously, that amount of damage would barely effect the red planet himself
but that would've kept him from getting more huge cards
Imagine if snedgie went for empowered, grow, scavenger, shield recharge and echo. He seemed to have somehow get the card that triggers on last bullet to trigger multiple times while he fires, with those other cards, he would've been a wrecking machine and probably had enough juice in him to slaughter Haycht. Though bombsaway is one of the worst block cards in my opinion due to dealing damage to self and the bump upwards due to it, if he had something else like empowered or radarshot and he'd be a nuke when he shot if anyone was near.
@Ger Vang Glass cannon is good but it would've dechonked him a bit.
It was sad to see him complaining about reload times and then skipping Scavenger. He would’ve just been able to fire forever like Phunix.
At the end of the day, they were just having fun and the video was pretty entertaining. Plus I feel like he wasn't as used to rounds and thus didn't know how to synergise as well, or just didn't know what to pick amidst all the chaos.
@@prohunter717 Honestly, he was a paper bag compared to everyone else anyways. He was never going to stack up in the health department
I truly appreciate you and the amount of effort you put into these videos. Thank you a lot for bringing me through some hard times
;)
Hope you're feeling better these days sunshine ❤
life check: how you doing bro, gotten better?
@@connormessenger4756 oh my god I forgot about this comment. I'm pretty much the same but I'm in therapy now and on my way to getting better :) thanks for caring that's so sweet
It's interesting to think that by the end of the game, they can hardly damage Haych but a single shot from could probably kill multiple round 1 players.
yeah especially phunix. his gun would instantly wipe out round 1 players but has to spray and spray and spray to damage haych.
Game : **try to calculate Hachych's health**
The game : yeah he's just invincible
Phunix : I taken that personnally and slap him against a wall
and it does no damage
CRIT HIT, 0 damage
(insert metal gear rising music here)
@@sans1the1skeletonroblox96 7 huge cards son, they harden in response to physical trauma
If he would have taken those two pristine perseverances at the star, oh boy.
Its actually insane how much haych is a magnet for HUGEEE
When he got 4 in a row it really sent me.
Small bit of advice, Spray and Bounces only work together when the bullets are slow because they bounce off each other.
haych is the final boss, that doesn't deal much damage but takes all day to kill
and the only way to beat him is to lose your sanity from age. or die of old
If it was a mobile game boss, it would have a 1 minute time limit to kill.
How it feels to fight the Adamantoise in Final Fantasy XV
@@RTMP_ i haven't played it, but i know of that boss, just seems like a kick in the dick to try
5:16 and Haych was afraid that he would not have enough HP.😂
You guys are an absolute delight. I stumbled upon one of Jordan's "Rounds" videos a couple of days ago and kept binge-watching his and your videos whenever I had the time.
Very well done, boys.
Definitely a great idea for a challenge! Next time I play, I'm only gonna pick HP-boosting cards like Pristine Perseverence and Defender.
10:45 Just gonna say this now, you should always pick echo. Then stack block cards. Get supernova, get shockwave, you win.
If it weren't for Brian and Snedgie's Leech abilities, Haych would actually be unstoppable
Phunix the reason your thrust wasn’t working is because your dazzle stops them from moving completely.Thats why they stop midair
Haych's smiley face literally gives off this is fine vibes and I love it
A good video to start my hopefully good weekend, thank you Bryan
Hope you have the best weekend sunshine 😁
Just something you might not know, but it only takes pristine perseverance x5 to be able to bounce on the bottom of the world for 10-15 minutes. Since x4x4x4x4x4 hp is insane... then add any lifesteal cards, huge, decay and healing field and you'll never die.
This is a masterpiece. Best rounds video I’ve ever seen. 10 cards each and all three build are ridiculously overpowered
7:16 reminds me of a scary movie scene where someone just gets dragged away 😂
I was laughing most of the last thirty minutes. Thank you for the content!
Forget the rest of the video, that intro was hilarious
I thought you'd all like that one haha
This episode: Rounds:rise of planet haych
Next episode: Rounds:the return of the chin
When he says "I can't DIE but I can't KILL" stills cracking me up lmao
Haych: a planet
Snedgie: a carpet bomber
Phunix: an artillery barrage
Man, two pristine perseverances skipped over by Haych. I can only imagine how stupidly massive he would’ve been if he took those
A few seconds after seeing overpowered, I thought to myself, “if overpowered deals 15% of your max hp as damage, I remembered that huge increases not only your max size, but also..your max health, so huge+overpowered=eventual unkillable god.”
Them at 10% hp: oh no
Haych at 10%: I still got time
I'm in awe of this this lad.... The absolute unit
Haych is literally the final boss of any game
Bro, you just made my week with this video. 37 minutes of HUGE.
I remember doing that the other day, also combine 10 HUGE with the raid boss card… YOU TAKE UP 1/5TH THE SCREEN AND YOU WILL VIRTUALLY NEVER DIE.
When you accidentally run into the final boss while your still doing the tutorial
This is so fun to watch, 2 men getting pissed off at another HUUUGEE man who takes 15 minutes to kill
8:10 Oh boy are you wrong. Parasite is frightening. It's basically Poison + Leech and when combined with Poison(as shown in the image) is a nightmare to deal with.
He was being sarcastic BTW.
30:50 "woooooah, we're half way there, woooooah living in despair"
YUUUUGE
He’s literally breaking the level at a certain point. Literally “unstoppable object meets immovable wall”
i think i've found my new favorite RUclipsr
subscribed!
The stroke inducing second half had me laughing so hard i was crying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
33 minutes in and Brian is so done with it that he barely reacts to Kerin saying "I can't lose to this fat ba$tard, OBESITY WON'T DEFEAT ME!!!" And it just kills me every time. 😂
All Haych needed was the Phoenix card and he'd literally become a Dark Souls boss
It gives him less health tho
Absolutely glorious gameplay choices from Haych there 😂
Ok but imagine if he got pristine perseverance... XD
You can thank Haych for that 30+ min runtime, appreciate the better monetization
This really lets you see how BROKEN quick reload is because its -70% so if you have 2 quick reloads you get 140% and if you notice most or all of the cards that increase reload speed only do it in seconds for example +0.25s reload speed which doesn't get affected when you're working with percentages lmaoo
Everything stacks multiplicatively if it says a %
So 70% twice is -70%, then -70% of the remaining 30%
It ain't instant reload, but -91% is pretty good.
If base reload is 1s
Then you get -70% for .3s
Then pick up combine for +.5s and it goes to .45s
It very much does get effected
The reason those cards have a flat increase is so that you can take 2 combine and only double your CD, instead of 2.25 times as long.
Haych is officially an MMO raid boss.
bryan’s class would have been truly broken if he got the card that lets him block again when he deals damage, then he could have spammed block while shooting.
You know what this reminds me of? "Standing here~ I realize~ you're just like me~ trying to make history~" :D
The sheer smugness of Haych's character makes it so much better
15:16 Sounded like someone was pressing pause and play on Snedgie's scream there :D
inmagine if haych got pheoinx and just came back
18:06
Standing here
I realize
you were just like me
trying to make history
but who's to judge
the right from wrong
when our guard is down
I think we both agree
that
violence
breeds violence
but in the end
it has to be this way
My favorite part 31:50 😂😂😂.I can't stop watching it
Ahhh my favorite content, phunix shrieks! Love ya brian, much love from the US
You are one of the funniest youtubers i know also like smi77y
Thank you Caelen, high praise 😄😄
Everyone: "I wonder how Dark Souls bosses are made"
Haych: "Heheheheheh........ ~U~G~E~ ......"
That's one *C H U N K Y B O I*
THE CHUNKIEST OF BOIS
Hatch V. Phunix literally
Immovable Object meets Unstoppable force😂
An A-10 Warthog, the literal manifestation of chaos, and an immortal alien
Such an underrated content creator! Keep up the good work👍
Haych turned into a raid boss with how big he is
I call Phunix's build in this video "The Commit Self-Touhou" build. whenever he shoots, it's a legit Touhou boss fight, mostly against himself. Haych's build is obviously the "Literally a Raid Boss" build, just look at that ridiculous HP! Snedgie's build is the Flandre Scarlet build, as he became the Scarlet Devil, both in a literal & figurative in-game context with his life-leeching Demonically-powered Bullet Hell.
This video is unbelievably iconic, I remember every single frase in it
I remember seeing Haych's perspective and I am very excited
this is the first video that i watch from your channel and now I cant stop watching your videos
For a challenge you should start with the left card and choose if you want it or not without revealing any of the other cards. If you don't want it reveal the next card. Repeat but the catch is you can't go back to pick previous card you may choose to go forward.
Hope that makes sense
10/10 RUclipsr I found for funniest Rounds video
this whole video i have been rooting for haych!
I found this guys video in my feed so I decided to watch it and the second I heard the honking laugh I subbed since I laugh the same way
Epileptic viewer here... No worres, I can look away when I need to, the audio is still good :)
Phunix: why.. won't... you... DIE!!!!
Haych: Nanomachines son, they harden in response to physical trauma.
what happened was
phunix's fire rate was so high that every time Haych blocked, he always blocked something, causing the block to last a bit longer and block something else. this chained a t o n against phunix, which is why he kept dying and getting flug off the map
every time haych blocked him he has like- 100 of his own bullets thrown back at him
I don’t know why but hearing Bryan call others ‘sunshine’ warms my heart
My math might be a little off, but with every 4 “Huge” cards Haych picked up, his health increased 10 times what it was
Huge: gives you 80%HP
Gives your enemies mental breakdown
Haych is litterally just a blissy with the defense of a agron
Love how HAYCH started the game with 100 hp and ended up with 363162 health
when all of them shoot at the same time it just feels like another big bang is coming
I’d highly recommend remote and ricochet so if you accidentally hit something like a wall it bounces off
And if you use burst or something like that
This is like an anime fight with all the flashy skills and explosions.
what happpens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object
Haych literally became a final fantasy boss
I think my favorite moment was when y’all decided to check on the BASEBALL GAME cause it was moving faster than Haych’s health bar
All Haych needed to do is grab that card that lets you deal your health as damage and the game would be over
Thanos snapped and everyone was fine, Haych just lost his legs
Honestly, god was one of the funniest videos I’ve watched in a while
imagine if haych got the 2 pristine perseverance cards at the start
By far the funniest fucking Rounds video yet man, great content as always
Friend: come on just one more round
The round: 27:00 - 28:55
The longer the late game the more rounds we get
If huge haych had few shield build as well like maybe lifestealer, silence, supernova and bombs away, you'd all be done for. Or maybe just the Lifestealer, and he would not die at all. 🤣🤣🤣
You can always guarantee some laughs from a Rounds video.