When the rest of the world declares Pineapple on Pizza mandatory so the Pope calls for a Crusade and you recreate the Roman Empire (INCLUDING COLONIES OF FORMER ROMAN PROVINCES) conquering 99% of the world exept for Japan, Taiwan and Corea.
How to summon the Pizza Satan: Step 1: Draw a pizza with your blood on the floor Step 2: Play this song 2 times Step 3: (Important if you want to live): Cover all your parts of your body with pepperoni Step 4: Cook pizza (You can't buy it or it won't work) and place it in the middle of the drawing Step 5: Put candles around the pizza Final step: Sing the first couplet and then wait... If you did it correctly, you should hear voices. If you hear that, turn off all your lights and wait by the candles. Then.... boom. You have summoned the Pizza Satan. Don't harm him, or it won't end well....
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>When you burn a pineapple pizza
*PER L'ITALIA, BRUCIATI PEZZO DI MERDA CANADESE*
IAOAIWJDHDKQKDD
ITALIAAA
Why am I here?
nop,when you put meatballs in pasta.
PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS A SIN GO DIE
When you had the best car, but you can't into strategy and reliability
this continues to age gracefully
When Italy wins the 2022 World Cup without even qualifying
England: "We're going to win the EUROS"
Italy: "No"
Only people who have ever cooked mostaccioli bolognese will appreciate this
"when you've devised a flawed strategy"
WHEN YOUR COUNTRY DOES NOT QUALIFY FOR THE WORLD CUP FOR TWOOOOO TIMES IN A ROW. >:(
POV: Red Bull's winning streak is gone
well I got some fine news for you fella... Newey is apparently leaving RB lmfao
When u finally find a real Italian restaurant in us
POV: You ended Max Verstappen and Red Bull's winning streak
When you finally find the person who invented breaking spaghetti
When Greece copies Spaghetti:
Thanks mate im gonna *BASS BOOST* it on my balcony
When Mussolini's New Roman Empire dream is fulfilled
When you assasinate the inventor of pineapple pizza
Every Italian person when someone breaks the spaghetti in half.
When you broke the uncooked spaghetti in half
Football champions intensifies
When everyone makes fun of you for switching slides, but atleast you didnt end split half in four or americaned
“No One”
This comment section: Based Italian Ultranationalism
you know, as an italian i'm laughing but thinking of "it's illegal bruh"
What Pope Pius IX heard on September 20, 1870.
When someone puts Pineapple and kethcup on Pizza:
When you find out you're half Italian
When you hit "Change Team" in the middle of the match
I played this to my pineapple pizza.
Now it’s no longer sin.
When Someone Puts Pineapple on Pizza And
You Slapped Them With Your Pan:
A dude: Puts pineapple on pizza
The dude "Why do i hear boss music?"
WHEN YOUR PIZZA ROLLS ARE READY
TF'S A PIZZA ROLL?!
Ammi the best frozen food you can get
Ammi
Basically its ravioli with a harder shell and it tastes like pizza.
YES
Ma che cazzo?
Max Verstappen: That's 10 in a Row, Time for 11 in a Row
Carlos Sainz and Ferrari: no
**laughs in spaghetti**
SPAGHETTESE
@@il-dottore *Laughs in al dente*
"Jumps into a big pot of tasty fuking spaghetti"
**laughs in spaghetti**
**Moking in Berlusconi**
*laughs in carbonara*
*when Ethiopia won't surrender and you have to send more battalions*
Sebastian L. More like Giovenizia ear rape at that point.
@@zach4007 yeah but modern day italy's anthem is way beter
When you see pineapple on pizza
*dies*
Italy Countryball *Hue*
Vladimir Valdirovich Putin
How's it going with Trump, Vladimir?
KILL IT WITH FIRE
*Angers in Italian*
when you made the Austro-Hungarian Empire collapse
**Singlehandedly*
Italy is a badass
When the torpedoes hit the refugee ship
@Jacob Meep but then it turns out to be Greek and you need help from Germany to sink it.
The Latest Meme gee you must hate Italy to make such a joke at this comment
Lol you made my day 😂😂😂
Ahahahah, you make my day
*mama mia there-a goes the islamics-a*
>when your invasion of Ethiopia fails
I will sue you for this
+Offensive Cesare i thought your picture was the albania flag xD
not this time we are redy whit spaghetti and nationalism to take it
fucking fake italian
Vlad Melis true
Never call yourself an Italian if you haven’t listen to this on repeat for 24 hours while bathing in marinara sauce
Oh yes, that's a really italian things, i do it once a week, if you don't and you are italian it's treason and you will be hanged.Ciao Ciao
nessuno conosce la salsa marinara, qua si chiama passata di pomodoro
@@datutturugang666 Sono fottuti americani, certo che la chiamano Marinara.
@@anonymousr1918 mah, contenti loro
i did that and now sono n'italiano fiero
When your nation gets eliminated in the world cup
When your nation doesn't qualify for the world cup
Giampietro Melotti
When you have 4 world cups... 🇮🇹
They were like Dov’è La Vittoria?
F
Italy is the real life version of that one kid who switches teams at the last second so he won't lose
yes
But Italy everytime win, as the kid who change team, he win everytime
They lost ww2 though
+Capitalist Spy technically not
No Italy won ww2.
when they serve pizza or pasta at school
And the crappy sawdust breadstick
When you make a better APT train than Great Britain.
>When war thunder finally gets an italian tech tree
Ciao Bellissimo
Yoshi_IX **molto bene intensifies to infinity plus 1**
*having your ammo blown up by a ki-45 ko intensifies*
*TANKS MADE FROM PIZZA*
*erasing the very concept of air forces with the otomatic intensifies*
*pasta intensifies*
In macaroni we trust
- OlivenickO -2 macaroni is originated from Italy but macaroni and cheese is originate from England
SARGENTO
Btw it's "maccheroni", not "macaroni"
*assassin's creed 2 intensifies*
When you hire a German driver by the name of Micheal Schumacher and dominate Formula 1 for five years straight
>When Italy capitulates the allies in WW2, then goes on to puppet everything in HOIV
fake
not , its just *HOI4*
>tmw you get captured by the allies
shut the fuck up
Matteo19919 TM Trying to make me mad?
Also, I'm not actually Spanish, this is just a name I came up with
Matteo19919 TM I'm not, I just came up with this name and I have the profile picture to go along with it.
*meanwhile on I didn't know it was hetalia*
>when you roast an austrian
When your country becomes famous for memes regarding food and warfare
When the rest of the world declares Pineapple on Pizza mandatory so the Pope calls for a Crusade and you recreate the Roman Empire (INCLUDING COLONIES OF FORMER ROMAN PROVINCES) conquering 99% of the world exept for Japan, Taiwan and Corea.
Ma...
Il sommo qui...
Incredibile.
Nn chiesi
ITALY STRONG
REMOVE HAWAII PIZZA
Paranoya F R A N C E S U R R E N D E R I N T E N S I F I E S
shut up Pierre and get me an omelette
Italia have BITCH LASATNA
@Paranoya like your mum
this song is a golden experience to listen to
>Tfw your neighbouring city gets carpet bombed
fucking explode
this is what Super Mario hears when he is out of lifes on his way to the dark gates of hell
when you defeat austria hungary as italy in great war mod hoi4
and then the stupid automated peace deal sucks you anyways...
WHEN YOU LAUNCH THE 100TH BATTLE OF THE ISONZO!!
Germany: Italy, you can't just invade Greece...
Italy:
When you try to invade a country with only 2 breadsticks and a linguini
Ren, linguino*
When you finish a whole pizza by yourself
I don't get it, here in Italy you ALWAYS finish a pizza by yourself, you Americans probably make weird pizza
I'm Italian and I'm laughin my ass off all these comments.
Albryx 765 anche io
When the Part 5 anime is Confirmed
#Part5Forever
I fight for my Symphaty nope sorry
Atar Wrong you are
*IT WAS CONFIRMED FOR OCTOBER 2018*
*Ferrari's strategy intensifies*
When Olive Garden runs out of breadsticks.
WHEN NO ONE IN THE WORLD HAS SUCH A GREAT CULTURE
Mama mia
SmallPoxRobot mamma mia
SmallPoxRobot chiedo a questo weaboo di andarsene dal mio inno. Si dice mamma mia coglione!
GLI WEEABOO A CASA LOROH!!!
L'ORIENTE È DIVENTATO CORROTTO DAI CARTONI
C'è bisogno di HONESRAAAAAAAAAA1!!11!1
How to summon the Pizza Satan:
Step 1: Draw a pizza with your blood on the floor
Step 2: Play this song 2 times
Step 3: (Important if you want to live): Cover all your parts of your body with pepperoni
Step 4: Cook pizza (You can't buy it or it won't work) and place it in the middle of the drawing
Step 5: Put candles around the pizza
Final step: Sing the first couplet and then wait...
If you did it correctly, you should hear voices. If you hear that, turn off all your lights and wait by the candles. Then.... boom. You have summoned the Pizza Satan. Don't harm him, or it won't end well....
ITS CALLED SALAME NOT PEPPERONI
IT'S SALAME YOU DUUMB AMERICAN I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL SALAME PEPPERONI..
I LOVE YOU MAN I FUCKING LOVE YOU
When you loose against 9 Frenchmen
Piave?
Battle of St.Louis Bridge
Thanks for Südtirol
Bruh
That battle is fake and came from a french satirical magazine. You probably saw that Wikipedia infobox. I challenge you to find the article now.
*When you learn to pronounce an italian word like an italian shall do*
When you make a pizza just right
*when you see the pizza God descending from the skies*
Cheesus Crust
FORZA FERRARI GRAZIE RAGAZZI
Why Is everyone hating on Italy?
Also i'm italian
Enzo Monaco They're just joking
We aren't
Isaac Moonton looks like you had too much salt in your pasta Barilla. Coming from an Italian
WE SURRENDER CAN I JOIN UR SIDE THX
*EATS PIZZA FOR THE FIRST TIME*
When the pizza delivery guy arrives
*Mario laughing in the background*
*[HAND GESTURES INTENSIFIES]*
This makes me a proud Italian somehow-
When that scalding hot bite of lasagna hits the roof of your mouth
When you succesfully heat up a frozen Pizza without burning the house down.
Proud to be italian
who would win?
a division of italian army or
*ONE FRENCH ARTILERY BOI*
You mean the bullshit of battle of Pont Saint Luis LMAO?
when the ammunition runs out
and you see spaghetti
When u play the losing team in Team Fortress 2 and the enemy starts to capture last point and u get autobalanced to the enemy team...
When you live in Sardinia and you are sorrounded by the indipendentist
>When the Anthem is the republic's one
>You still find some ww2 jokes
When you think you were useless in the war, but you actually managed to beat Ethiopia
le mie orecchie ringraziano
BATTLE OF THE ISONZO RIVER INTENSIFIES
Which one?
The 160th
*battle of the piave river intensifies*
_When you change sides in the middle of a large conflict juuust right._
When Balotelli misses another pen
When you drop your wine
When Scuderia Ferrari don’t screw their race strategy
When you keep switching team in battlefield
*PIZZA INTENSIFIES*
When your Italian Pizza Stuck and Replace with American Pizza and Pizza HUT Pizzas (also Dominus Pizza Pizzas)
>When you enter a major war unprepared
When i win as Arditi in BattleField 1
When Ferrari wins a Grand Prix...
*MAMMA MIA GRAZIE RAGAZZI*
*Pizza Intensifies*
Best Fifa anthem