Clueless American's Guide to Picking a Premier League Team (2024 Edition)
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- Опубликовано: 9 июн 2024
- Is your NFL team's season already over? Is half of your fantasy team already on IR? Fear not, I have a solution for you. You need to bandwagon a team in the Premier League, aka the NFL of England. And with a handful of games into the season, we can now say who are the contenders and who are the pretenders. So let me be your guide, in helping you choose a team that won't completely let you down for the next 6 months.
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Everyone’s gonna look so dumb when my beloved Palace wins the league this year lmao. Roy is the breakout young manager of the year just wait and see
+1 🦅
Breakout young manager of the year is the biggest pisstake I've ever seen, man looks like that owl from winnie the pooh.
Delusional
@@organ5899or maybe it was a joke
Palace will win
As a lifelong Arsenal fan seeing us go from fallen giants to upcoming hipster pick to finally returning to bandwagon has been one heck of a journey
Ikr 😭😭 it’s been a journey
Bottled last year, bottled the top 4 the year before. You're the biggest bottlers in the history of the prem. Can't wait for next bottle. Whooped by Lens 😂😂😂
@@cavior44I just know you're a Utd fan lmfao
@@cavior440 ball knowledge 💀 utd and chelsea fans are so regarded
tell me, who do you support?@@cavior44
My friend had zero experience with soccer and chose Spurs before the league started cause Tottenham sounds funny, and we've been cheering them on week by week
Oh boy get ready for a world of pain
Good luck to your friend, because he is has no idea what he’s stepped into
@@swiftysnail9053 not this time around , ange is the real deal
I had a Friend who cheers for Tottenham because he's a Big Sam Antonio Spurs fan.
@@thomaswiedner2524 Spurs also started this well last season btw.
As a Spurs fan, it's all about expectations. None of us are claiming we're title contenders. Opposing fans and scoffing pundits all said we were finished after hiring Ange and selling Kane, but those same people will say "Spurs bottled the league" at the end of the year when Man City inevitably reclaim their crown. Go for it, man. It's year one of our rebuild, and so far Spurs are ahead of schedule. We're enjoying the ride and enjoying how much everyone else hates us for it.
You won one of your big 6 games by sheer fucking luck and haven't played any of the others..... You have played 4 relegation candidates and ur only good performance was vs arsenal..... The moment you face Everton at Goodison and Ashley Young decides son and Maddison are running about a bit too much and cruch their legs ange is finished
It is the history of the Tottenham.
@@ankushkar3364again just like that guy said, we're just enjoying the ride. Nobody harmed man, we just losers lol. You talk like spurs player killing someone or cheating in UCL final lol.
@@ankushkar3364you reply as if he said Spurs were the greatest footballing entity to ever exist. Bro calm your tits.
These Americans still don't know anything about football, it's fine. They'll keep writing us off and until we beat their team and claim we get lucky, keep writing us off.
You don’t pick a team, your team picks you
Fr. U know when u know
Liverpool picked me at the end of last season. It’s been an epic ride so far
Best Advice to give to others as they're getting into the PL but haven't picked a team yet. Once you become a fan of whoever, you will be a fan of them for life! Real Fans, not the Bandwagon fans who jump around, or fans of a player(s) and follow them opposed to a club. I always say Spurs Choose me as much as I choose them over 20 years ago.
Minnesotan, who’s supported Everton for over 2 years now. All I can say is it’s fun trying to survive relegation each year😂
What made you choose Everton?
@@mrtom2854 In case they dont answer, the local Minnesota team played Everton around that time. I wouldnt be surprised if that was it
Edit: Nvm they played last year
W
@@Sampdelu Ah yeah I remember that.
Seem to remember we played absolutely terribly and lost that game so not sure why you'd choose to support us off of that.
its rough mate. that fat spanish waiter killed our club
I actually don’t want people bandwagoning Spurs now that we’re looking good. If you haven’t suffered the past 4 years with us, you don’t deserve this joy 😂
Do I count I became a spurs fan under Conte
@@bigsad2830 we accept you. you experienced the pasta terrorist so you are allowed
Boy let me tell you, I am an American who just picked up the game a few years ago. I chose Tottenham as my team before I knew really anything about them.. so not realizing that they are the EPL equivelant to my NFL team (Vikings). Its been a rough life for sports fandom for me lol
started supporting after the mourinho documentary. Def have been through it still XD
I started watching football last year supporting spurs. Do I get a pass?
As a Canadian Arsenal fan, it's like supporting the 2012-era OKC thunder, tons of youth and upside while already being a title contender.
Word of advice from a Wolves fan, if you pick a good team you guarantee yourself a future of disappointment, whereas if you pick a mediocre team you get a chance of having an awesome run (or the same misery anyway)
...or you can watch your team slide out of the football league when picking a mediocre team.
Lol wolves fan here I'm still riding that man city W vibes baby
being a Wolves fan makes every win feel like we've just won the league
@@johnnyreeves7361 congrats on beating bournemouth then. fair play
Villa fan here thinking the same 😂😂
I fully credit your Prem guide a few months ago, along with your Mitoma vid, for turning me into a Brighton fan. It's been a lot of fun so far.
Bet it has.
As an English/Aussie Arsenal fan whose grown up in Australia I could see Ange's rise coming from a mile away but it's so annoying that it's at Spurs. Why couldn't it have been literally any other Premier League club man. This appointment is a massive thing for Australian football altogether tho.
Thank you for sharing your frustration. As a Spurs fan, it's satisfying to find out that there's one more reason to annoy a gunner. Prepare to get defeated by your proud compatriot, mate.
Scenes when Chelsea go unbeaten for the rest of the season (im in heavy denial)
smoking that good copium
The haters r scared of Chelsea more than any other club in the world rn
@@ballsballsballs3617😭
Chelsea fan here, if only you were right😭
COYS!!!
Glad to see you actually talking about Spurs for more than two sentences.
As a fan, we don't give a shit about winning right now. We care about just getting exciting football back. Being at the top of the table is just as much of a shock for us as it is for you, but we'll take it!
To my fellow Americans, if you don't want to be a bandwagoner, and are looking for something exciting to watch (unlike ManU), and a club not owned by big oil, Tottenham is the team for you.
COYS!!! ❤
COYS
COYS!
COYS 🤍
COYS! 🤍
Dude this channel was made for me
Absolute nerd for video games and movies who also loves sports
I laughed my ass off at that Pokemon showdown joke
West Ham is in a somewhat similar position to Aston Villa I think. Often very overlooked but they have just pulled in a bunch of really good new talent and look in a good position to win the europa league
Liverpool left the chat...
excited for the game on sunday. UTV
Im so sick of the Hammers being slept on this season like we havent only lost to the arguable two best teams in the prem and at worst beat or drawn with the two of the prems other darling teams this year (Brighton and Newcastle)
@@jarradquinn4022might wanna relax a bit. West Ham has been mid table fodder for ages. Everyone not riding their dick after a handful of games is perfectly fine.
We also beat Brighton before Villa
did
No Mention of West Ham feels criminal 💔
As a jets fan, I’m Hoping on with Brighton simply because they can develop young players. Something the jets have never been able to do
As a Brighton fan from Brighton just a heads up: I hear a lot of "up the Seagulls" but the correct way of saying it is "SEEEEEEEAA-GUUUUULLLLLLLSSS"
Nah support Villa
@@dmg8290Ikr. Brighton fell off
As an Floridian Aston villa fan, I can say that i only picked this team because they had a cool logo, at least they are doing well under emery and could go into europa league
Nice to see another villa fan
They're also former European champions. They're probably one of the biggest fallen giants in football, alongside Nottingham Forrest and Hamburger SV, so there's a lot of prestige there too. If they rise again, they're likely to stay up.
Support us based on our history
We were great back in the day and it looks like we're back now
I chose Newcastle United 3 years ago because my friend is a man city fan and got me into football and I used to love Newcastle brown ale before they ruined it.
To say my excitement of the game and love of the team has skyrocketed would be an understatement.
because being owned by murderous despots excites you? The least they could do is to bring back the bottle brown jersey
Yeah, rooting for actual evil doesn't seem so awesome. You're still new to the team - switch now before the roots (and rot) run deep!
Join us Luton fans! We have the best story in all of Football, and regardless of this season’s result, we are having the best story.
English football heritage. Plus because of the numerous huge points deductions and five years in the Conference, we now have a monopoly on suffering.
"Conference Champions, you'll never sing that"
The problem with Ten Hag is that at Ajax he was used to dealing with young, upcoming players. At MANU, he has to deal with stars. Not his strong suit.
That Zlatan analysis is not exactly true. Ajax youth system is separate from their first team, and their academy products are already UCL proven, national champions. Ajax is a European powerhouse who's been dominating Eredivisie much harder than Man UTD dominated PL even with Sir Alex. And exactly because of Ajax management model and their focus on youth development, their first team players aren't viewed as up and comers but rather a finished product of the academy, ready to be sold at 100 million euros. Ten Hag's multiple time champion Ajax squad had much higher winning mentality than this UTD squad that hasn't won anything important in their lives (except for Casemiro and Varane). And they're hungry, not spoiled with a 300k a week salary while producing nothing. Also for the most part ETH has basically brought his Ajax team to UTD: Martinez, Anthony, Onana, also begging for Frenkie and Timber for years. He has been relying on the same players that he has a rapport with. His biggest problem is that he doesn't understand PL football, and he's weak tactically. Man UTD play the most direct, vanilla, bland, ordinary football, even Ole had more depth. Ajax was successful only because those players were brought up together since early teenage years, not because Tan Hag is good at talking to young people... Any decent manager would succeed with that squad. When Ajax drops a golden generation, they're just bound to dominate, that's why they still have 4 champions leagues and infinite Dutch championships even though their whole business model is to sell players.
@@brettervonkanada6102 although I do agree with your point, I still thing Ibrahimovic’s analysis holds some water.
As an American who just got into the Premier League this season, this video is like the Library of Alexandria. It was extremely informative and entertaining!
I would like to formally invite you to liverpool
No mention of West Ham? The true sleeper pick?
(This is coming from a Villa fan btw, so proud of them it's been a long time coming)
Thank you 😭🙏🙏
The 14th place finish last year probably makes us look worse than we are right now.
@@sumedhgarimella6024I take it for the European trophy
@@MackieBricks oh yea of course, the trophy makes it worth it, I just think people underrate us this season because of our PL form
@@sumedhgarimella6024Yh I know what you mean. Funny how Chelsea had the same thing yet they are apparently going to finish 5th 🤔
its been three years of me wanting to watch this video and forgetting it now FINALLY
i watched and am satisfied of being up to date with the news and know who i should be watching
thanks for the awesome vid
as a spurs fan, the chicago cubs is a perfect analogy 🔥
FINALLY, I was waiting for this video
Ur the best football channel out there ! For a casual viewer like me it’s the best to get informations on the leagues and teams while cracking a smile
Mudyk never got 007 he got an assist on his last chance to break 007, Sancho will forever be the one and only 007
Havertz?
First win for Arteta against pep in the prem. He beat him in an FA Cup semi-final
And community shield 🛡
All lucky wins. Let's meet at the Fortress.
@rigg13 just because the goal was deflected doesn't mean it was lucky, the goal was coming. Second half we were clear and constantly applying pressure while city were outplayed in midfield
@@londonmmc I hope it brings you a trophy this season.
Those didn’t get them points on the table to win the league. They don’t really count
THANK YOU this helped out tremendously. I think I'm going for Brighton, Liverpool or Arsenal next season.
As a man city fan since the Richard dune , Stephen Ireland eland times I can appreciate this video started from the bottom now we here boys
The bottom being lower mid table in the Premier League via a buyout by an oil state?
wow this was an amazing video! Really enjoyed it, would love to see more of this type of content!
That Luton/Detroit comparison had me in shambles 😭😭 dude is hilarious. subbed
imo West Ham has been the most consistent big team outside of the big six, playing in Europe for the past three years and winning a trophy last year.
That Arsenal Succession edit be popping up everywhere...COYG✊🏽✊🏽
succesion theme playing over the arsenal segment is a compliment from the chief
It would be fun to see this for other leauges too!
Despite being a Real Madrid fan, I managed to watch the vast majority of Man City's matches last season. And although they're an incredible team, if I had to criticize them for something, it's that they looked really complacent between their loss to Liverpool and the start of the world cup.
Bernardo Silva and Haaland were perhaps the only two players on the team who could hold their heads high during that period of time, and it amuses me a little bit that Haaland gets criticized for his lack of excellence during the business end of the season, considering how much he and Bernardo worked their asses of to compensate for the rest of the team being out of form during the first half of it. Just goes to show that stepping up your game during the last 2 months or so leaves the strongest impact in the eyes of most football fans. It doesn't seem to matter as much what you do up to that point.
Speaking of Haaland, it might be the other way around for him this season. Despite his 9 goals in 9 games, he wasn't featured in their loss against Newcastle in the cup, and he's looked like a shadow of himself before their recent win over Brighton. Maybe his slow start will allow him to conserve more energy for a strong end to the 2024 season.
Optimism amongst spurs fans before the season was quietly high actually. It was fans of other teams that had no hope for us
I became an Arsenal fan in 2014 after watching them lose 6-0 to Chelsea in 2014.
Because it reminded me of the last soccer tournament I played in as a kid.
I always love these videos 😂
Honestly, come and support Forest. Big history, second season back and made some good
Investments whilst rounding out the squad. Already beat Chelsea and threatened United / arsenal. We might not win everything but we have the best fan base by far.
First time listening to anything on your channel man. Giving me Ryan Reynolds funny narrator vibes 😂 good video tho, I know nothing of the premier league and always been intrigued to start watching.
As a Canadian Spurs fan, I’m simply enjoying the ride
I feel you did Chelsea a little dirty. They seemed to have found their stride. It will be interesting to see how they fair against Arsenal tomorrow.
Let’s see if Chelsea are back or if the memes will continue tomorrow
At least statistically, Chelsea are doing much better than Man U. They have some signs of life, but have the worst finishing in the league. Man U are completely comatose, no silver linings.
Me too! i think Chelsea as of RIGHT NOW is doing better than Man U but that bias had him trippin
Chelsea is going to become a Dark Horse once we get cooking.
They are also third in the league on expected points (bettered only by City and Newcastle), so they've also been very unlucky.
I’ve been a Man City fan since I was 6 or something near there , right around when Pep was hired, I was just choosing a team to support, now, it seems like there are more bandwagon fans than people who are actual fans of the team and if someone wants to support a team, they are most likely to just jump on the wagon as we’re going to win or at least be in contention for all the silverware for the decade or so unless something crazy happens
Love hearing the StarCraft OST
As an NFL Vikings, and EPL Spurs fan. Someone please just go all the way for once
Honestly, just hearing the city stuff just made me laugh and die inside cos as an arsenal fan, we now very much understand how true everything you said about them is 🤣😭
This video has simultaneously aged like wine and milk
Lowkey picked Liverpool randomly a few months back based on my fifa mobile team (which included salah, Diaz, and Darwin Nunez) and it’s been hella fun. Love this club, best decision I’ve been in a minute. UP THE REDS
bmonus please bring back the china career mode , that was honestly the best peace of entertainment of my whole life. I remember waiting for the next episode like the new avengers movie.
Man United = Dallas Cowboys
Liverpool = Pittsburg Steelers
Chelsea = LA Rams
Arsenal = Green Bay Packers
Spurs = Falcons/Eagles/Bears
Man City = Kansas City Chiefs
Newcastle = Falcons/Eagles/Bears
Villa = Falcons/Eagles/Bears
Brighton = 2023 Lions
Aston Villa = 2023 Lions
Brentford = 2023 Lions
This is actually quite accurate. Arsenal fan and Pats fan 👍
West Ham = Philadelphia Eagles
Let's be Real about this. There's even an Eagles Bar in West Ham.
@@AKUNJIG oh yeah but they closed that down. Proper place that
@@user-ei7ed6zy9k Damn
Only reason Falcons are on Tottenham is cause of the 28-3 thing
No West Ham? We’ll see who should be on this list after Sunday.
Where is Diego Maradona part 2
Amazing video
As a Spurs and Cubs fan, I can definitely agree: good clubs that just never seem to get the ‘ship despite eternal optimism.
Great video
My friend is trying to stay as Neutral as possible. Even though our Group consists of myself as a Suffering Chelsea Fan, Arsenal, Tottenham, Man U, Liverpool, Everton, and a Misfit Bayern Munich. We had a Man City fan, but she moved to Manchester, England.
Chelsea maybe down, but we're starting to Click. So keep an eye out.
Became an villa fan last year, it’s been great
I’ve been a Bournemouth Fan for about two years and now it’s paid off
As a bengals fan, I needed this
i’m a bengals fan and this is not what you needed
i love this video
As an born city fan in england 🏴 people always call me a bandwagon
Dude! You need to start doing fifa career mode series again! We miss You! ❤
If you want to wake up a see man city win everyday support them
Aston Vila hold my beer
Omg that song in the beginning of the video is from Marvel Versus Capcom 😳😂
Respect for the MvC2 music
@9:43 Don't say "AstOn Villains" unless you want to sound like you've never watched before...lol... Just say "Villa.". (Pronounced like Vanilla, not like Spanish Villa). They're the only "Villa" in the Prem, so everyone should know what you're talking about. If not, then you get to look like the smart one and say, "Oh, Aston Villa." Then you can say, "They're known as the Villains" and then hiss like a cat, claw their face, and run away.
Was not expecting to hear gerudo valley lol
Are we going to get another update for this season? Love them!
I’m from Dallas, Texas, so a lifelong cowboys fan here. It has been sad.
A couple of years ago, I started watching the PL, picked Arsenal at random, and I must say… it’s been so fun rooting for a team that’s actually been winning 😂 they might not be Man City, but they’re coming up hot. Best decision ever.
Dont forget West Ham beat Brighton Hove Albion away at BHA 3-1. It was their 1st victory over BHA in the PL era
Let’s go man city. As an Arizona sports fan. Mannnn I need this.
Shoutout all the Chelsea fans that became AC Milan fans cause of Pulisic
Not me. Forza Venezia! Even though I enjoy that he's doing well in Milan.
I was curious. I always knew about the PLE but never really truly got into it or follow it. The only soccer knowledge I have is the international play/World Cup. After this video, I have four teams to choose. Brighton, Arsenal, Liverpool and Man City. The thing with man city, I just doing want to just join in bc they are one of the best, never been a fan of a bandwagon team especially when they are really good. As for the other three teams, I’m just more intrigued. I’m a New Orleans Saints fan living in LA. So yeah lol
Tottenham!! Nobody believed in us. I know the season is still young but still we have momentum
Brighton is such a feel-good side.
I guess that's on me for thinking Sheffield United would make an appearance. I should also mention i'm a bears fan
Shout out mitoma's new 4 year contract with brighton
holy fuck that activision blizzard comparison is way too accurate.
Bro really said “costacoglou” 😂 but in all seriousness as a spurs fan who grew up in Dubai, who has watched the prem since I can remember, I can comfortably say this video is somewhat accurate. COYS
What happened to the ‘The Story Of How China Ruined Everything’? I understand if you took it down I’m just curious,
As a Chelsea fan…..I felt this so hard lol
I agree with you as a chelsea fan too.
Relatable as a chelsea fan aswell.
Could you please reupload the history of China that’s my favourite video on RUclips and I miss it
The problem with Chelsea is that the strikers wouldn't score a goal to the rainbow; I'm convinced Nico Jackson would miss a pen to the Arc de Triomphe
Just pick one and be a dedicated fan
8:47 They are also supported by Tom Hanks
I support Rangers and seeing Ange be manager of my second favourite club can sicken me but he plays good football and there are reasons they hired him even if he did manage Septic.
As a spurs fan I can agree that they resemble the Chicago cubs but they also resemble the New Orleans saints
Can you please continue posting videos concerning fifa reviews
the chelsea hate goes crazy. Good underlying numbers + new players shows we are good. We will finish top 4
how does this channel have only 300k subs????
Postecoglou truther here. COYS!
What is the music you used for Brighton and Aston Villa, it sounds fantastic
American - been a Spurs fan since 2018. Been one hell of an emotional rollercoaster
We gonna do Serie A? We're more likely to have Paramount+ than Peacock or USA. Plus there's 4 key American players playing there
I'm a bears fan and I decided to be a leicester fan two years ago, went well
I’m a Bears and Palace fan lol I feel ya
Oh man great video! But it's Postecoglou not Costecoglou haha
its funny that people always said, "oh Kane is being wasted at Spurs". dude leaves and suddenly they are top of the table. maybe the problem was Kane and not the team.
No, it was the mangers we have been assigning. Kane in this team would be top scorer already.
A humble, world class, generational goal scorer is never the problem. The problem was the mindset of Daniel Levy, who thought that while he still had Kane, he needed to win trophies, so he hired world class trophy winning managers like Mourinho and Conte that are used to working with a near finished product. Spurs is anything but that. Now he sold Kane and got sense knocked into him to appoint a manager that can grow a team. If he had that sense earlier, they would have at least an FA cup/Europa, surely.
coming from an american liverpool supporter, so no bias
@@EliCoolio317 very well said lad! Glad you see football with clear lens 🤝
Villa finally get a shoutout!!!