Hey It's Mai me too I also thought that on the radio people were preforming live and when you turned up or down the music the people started singing louder or quieter I specifically remember saying this after my mom turned the music volume up "Mom, when you turn the music up do the people sing louder?"
I thought that cats got hairballs because the hair was somehow sucked into their stomach from the outside of them for no reason. Thought never occurred to me that they licked themselves, even though I saw them do it.
I used to think the following: The turn signal automatically turns on when you turn that different kinds of milk came from different utters There was a kind of like a drain that separated my food and drink Credit cards were unlimited money
My aunt was born in Germany. When I was a kid my mom jokingly told me that people from Germany had no genitals. I genuinely believed it and kept trying to see if this was true. Must have been so weird for my aunt. This sounds about a 100 times creepier now that I type it out than it was in my head XD
I remember thinking when I was younger that my dad was going to get arrested because he was drinking and driving. By "drinking" I mean drinking water. Lol
I read "Black Beauty" around the age of 7 and got very confused when they said this guy had a drinking problem he would go weeks but then suddenly drink a ton, and I was like how did he survive? lol
Madison Bertrand Same. My mom got a coffee from McDonald's, and I was like "Mommy don't break the law!" and she said, "Coffee is fine... And lots of other drinks, just not some." I was basically like "K" because kids believe everything their mom says.
I recall being horrified when my father "lied" to a police office at a check stop saying he hadn't drank because he had drank pop shorty before driving. then i wondered if i would get in trouble for also drinking pop and then being in a vehicle XD
KN TYNU lmao i used to think that when u would like give a 20$ bill and what u were buying was like idk 5$ that u would loose money and you would pay extra😂😂
Mine was that if it is day where I am, it's day everywhere. If it's night where I am, it's night everywhere. I held the same misconception about the weather. Looking back on that, it's funny and cute how little you understand your world when you are about eight. XD
One show I watched when I was a kid had some parents who found a porno mag & were freaking out about it. Whenever they looked at it I ran behind the TV to try to see.
When I was a very little, I thought that if you wanted a baby girl, just add earrings and if you wanted the baby to be a boy, don’t add earrings. 😂😂😂🤣🤣 I even said that to a pregnant woman 😅😅🤣
ya same! I also thought that when my mom turned music on in the car, the person who sang the song was rly tiny and singing to us through the speakers..
I always thought someone was showing us them dancing,acting anything like that lol but the real answer is that they are only filmed then aired on TV😂😂😂
List of stupid things I thought as a child, like if you relate: -Black and white movies turned black and white when they got old. -Everyone could see themselves except for me. -If you can't see someone, they can't see you. -Cats were female and dogs were male(I thought this because dogs and cats would get married in tv shows) -I thought that every time a tv show played that actors would have to redo the show -I thought when people said drinks and meant alcohol that they just meant any drink -I thought voice actors had the same names as the cartoon characters
when i was a kid, i thought man can get pregnant too... i didn't ask why back then... i just let my biology teacher explain it... and yes, my 8th grade biology teacher.
For #3 I thought it was two tubes one for food and one for drinks because sometimes I would swallow water the wrong way and start to cough and my mom would go “oop went down the wrong tube” and I was like NANI~😂
When I was little when ever I used the bathroom wile people were sleeping and when flushed I would put my hands to my ears and think they would not hear toilet flushing lol 😂
I used to think that if I swallow gum it will stay in my stomach for 7 years and that if I eat carrots I will get night vision and also that if I ate a lot of spinach I would get super strength.and I'm 10.like if u agree with any of these👍👍👍
I belive that every thing on the tv and video is live every person who watch have different people if they pause the person pause and if the guy click 10 second back it will do it intill i discover that it not true
I used to think old people have never been young. And that the moon was a flat disk, and thought it had just rotated when it was a crescent moon. I thought dinosaurs lived in present time, same with hominids. And that when I screamed while covering my ears, no one would be able to hear me. And weather channels made me think that every town, state and country had their own sun. And when it was night, the whole planet was night too, I thought the same thing about seasons and even the weather. I used to think every star was a planet, I thought earth was flat and infinite like space, and I used to think that Freddy Krueger was a Spider-Man villain. And I was convinced that I had a microscopic clone who was doing the same things I were doing. But the stupidest thing I used to believe is that every species perceived themselves as humans, but perceived us as their own species.
I believed that dogs were boys and cats were girls because their paws looked and functioned differently. (?????) I know, but you try being the youngest child and a girl, and all your closest siblings are boys. They also told me that if you looked down when praying that you were really praying to the Devil. In addition, when you hear a police or ambulance siren, that meant that the army ants were invading from Mexico. And today my brothers won't even pay for therapy!
M Cervantes if you pray with your face looking down, it means that you worry about your sins and thinking that you are so big sinner that you are not allowed to look up(looking up with your eyes means that you are glorying God.
#2 I read diary of a wimpy kid double down and Greg watches a movie and thinks that he's being filmed like the guy on the movie and I think that is the one
When I was a kid,I thought there were billions of moons,and every person has their own moons coz every time I look up the moon and walk,It looks like it's following me.
I used to see my grandmother give a note to the local grocer who worked from behind a counter so he could just start assembling what she wanted. I didn’t see the part where she gave him money so one day, I decided to help her by doing this errand alone so I could surprise her. I scribbled on a bit of paper with a heavy handed crayon and proceeded to hand it to the grocer. I remember getting upset when he seemed totally baffled by this gesture. He handed it back and shook his head. I don’t remember what happened after but I do recall doing this. I also used to ask to wait in the street at Christmas time because I wanted to see all the tanks and guns the Salvation Army would have in parade. I remember being so disappointed when I found out what it was exactly they did and it not involving war machines! Damn it!!
uglymaifa KR same I was chewing one of my first pieces of gum with my friend and she asked if I swallowed it I didn't understand her so I said yes and she started freaking out
When I was little and we were at some kind of diary farm and the lady said "okay know does anyone know why we have brown cows" and then I yelled "BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!!"
MonadoArtist67 OMGS, I used to think chocolate milk was poop mixed with milk, banana milk was pee mixed with milk and strawberry milk was blood mixed with milk. I WAS A WEIRD CHILD OKAY, DON'T JUDGE
I remember when my grandad told me that when u ate a seed of like an apple the tree would grow inside you and then he ate an apple seed and was like let’s see how long it takes to grow😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My best friend at daycare and I had a fight and he told me that the sun and moon were his only friends . "They follow me wherever I go!" I of course told him they follow me too! Then miss Lisa told us they didn't follow us it just seems like that because they are so big and far away. So we were instantly BFFs again, I guess that fact distracted us from whatever we were arguing about to begin with. Lol
When I was in p1 I swallowed a orange pip and I started crying saying " I'm gonna die if the plant gets water and light!", so I refused to drink water for about two weeks and refused to talk so no light could get in to the seed LOL 😂😂
I once saw a cartoon where some cows were fed nothng but blue tulips to produce the very best blue cheese. I actually fell for it until I mentioned it to my parents and they set me straight. (Now that I'm an adult, I'm not even sure blue tulips exist! Has anyone here ever seen a blue tulip?) You're not fake, Danny. You're real, and you're spectacular!!!
Neovod HD I have to admit that I had told to my children this little tale that when it rains and there's thunder and lightnings it's because some little angels in heaven are watering all the trees and plants down here on earth, and some other angels are having a break playing bowling and they use the lightnings to let people know that they are about to strike.....thundering it's when they do a strike. 😶 My children did actually overcome their fear for thunderstorms with this little tale as I did in my childhood also (my parents told me the same little tale). In fact, It has worked for generations in my family indeed!
Girls can be hyper and messy too, people just always get angrier at girls when they are like this than they are at boys. Anyway cats can be way messier than dogs! They throw up on everything XD
You know how when you stay in water for long enough your fingers get all wrinkly? Well, when i was younger, my mom told me that that was your body starting to dissolve, and that if you stayed in long enough, you would completely dissolve.
When I was in the car I used to believe that the moon/sun is following me and that the wind and trees and the moon and the sun were my friend and because of that I talked to all those things
I also used to think that whenever you heard a song on the radio that person was just singing and It blew my mind whenever you would switch stations and it was just another one of their songs
yeah i thought that too i thought they were singing it right now and when their song repeats a lot i was like don't they get tired of singing their song
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I used to think that my mom was a giant and she's the tallest person in the world. Turns out she's 5,2
Don’t worry you were just really short
That's really cute
My moms 5'6
ella I’m dieing at this 😂
lol I'm taller than her
I used to believe that when u went to the toilet on an airplane it used to drop on the people on the ground
Carys Watkins me too
Carys Watkins me to lol
Carys Watkins same 😂
Carys Watkins Liza Koshy thought that to
Same
When my dad was drinking water in the car and I got scared when I saw a police car so I told my dad to stop drink driving
lol
How To Parody XD
How To Parody 😂
How To Parody same
LOL XD 😂😂😂
Some adults still believe that chocolate milk comes from special "chocolate cows."
Because this is America
I don't get how people think that but I guess I live on a farm so
When I was 5 my mawmaw told me *black* cows gave chocolate milk
I was told that when I was a kid, I thought everyone grew out of it. I mean even then We knew it wasn't true.
If there where brown chocolate cows existed almost all of my cows would make chocolate milk
I used to think when it turned midnight everyone in the world would just fall fast asleep lol anyone else
Zoe Gable same with me
Zoe Gable same
Zoe Gable gosh i wish
The noob Master exactly XD😂
The noob Master asdf? respect cuz I LOVE IT!*FLOP*
When I was little I thought the sun and moon were fallowing me in the car
Mufferson Johnston same
I also believed that.
same
Mufferson Johnston ik
same
I used to think babies where pooped out.
I..I don't know why..
They kinda are but out of the..... vaginal area....
Utter_weirdness I thought you had to cut them outta the woman's stomach. Like an abortion
TPR The Pink Rapper ME TOO
Utter_weirdness me 2
Utter_weirdness everyone did
One time my mom was drinking water in the car and I yelled DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE!
Same lol
LOL 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
Twinkle Taco I thought so too
Hahhhahhhahhaaaa
My mom would drink a slushie and I said the same thing I still do to annoy her
I used to think eating superhero shaped ice creams gave you abilities from them so I ate the Incredible Hulk ice cream and punched my cousins
Lol 😂
Poor cousin
Goofy hahahahhaha
XD
I’m not lying I laughed so hard when I saw this
i used to think the people were behind the tv!!!
Hey It's Mai Me too😂😂😂I told mom to invite them OUT of the TV
Hey It's Mai SAMEEE
SAME LMAO
Hey It's Mai me too I also thought that on the radio people were preforming live and when you turned up or down the music the people started singing louder or quieter I specifically remember saying this after my mom turned the music volume up "Mom, when you turn the music up do the people sing louder?"
Hey It's Mai sameeee
When I was little I thought that whenever u get married u automatically got pregnant 😂anybody else😐
Larisa Villalobos MEE
Larisa Villalobos kinda XD
Larisa Villalobos no
I did too...
SAMEEE
I thought that cats got hairballs because the hair was somehow sucked into their stomach from the outside of them for no reason. Thought never occurred to me that they licked themselves, even though I saw them do it.
I realised this and thought I was the cleverest person ever
I thought it was because they had hair in their throats
I thought it would just appear out of nowhere in their stomach
What they dont
@@cryptidliam8452 cleverest is not a word learn your wordest
I used to think the following:
The turn signal automatically turns on when you turn
that different kinds of milk came from different utters
There was a kind of like a drain that separated my food and drink
Credit cards were unlimited money
YAS UNLIMITED MONEY I THOUGHT THAT TOO
"The turn signal automatically turns on when you turn"....... Why haven't the car manufacturing companies figured that one out yet? Just makes sense!
Some adults think credit cards are unlimited money. This is one of the things that led to all of the suffering from the stock market crash.
Who else thought that the cars headligjts were eyes!? I was terrified of the 'angry' cars!
I did...
Me
Hey Itz Anya And Sophia OMG I DID
Hey Itz Anya And Sophia me
Hey Itz Anya And Sophia SAME
Was I the only one who thought when something was "On Sale" in a store you could buy it but if it wasn't you weren't allowed to buy it?
I thought that. I also thought that "on special" meant the item was more important.
Yunishu KawaiiUnicorn yeah
Yunishu KawaiiUnicorn You weren't the only one
Yunishu KawaiiUnicorn OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONE THANK YOU.
Yunishu KawaiiUnicorn no
My aunt was born in Germany. When I was a kid my mom jokingly told me that people from Germany had no genitals. I genuinely believed it and kept trying to see if this was true. Must have been so weird for my aunt. This sounds about a 100 times creepier now that I type it out than it was in my head XD
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rainy Jane, your aunt should have punched your mom for this!
I believed that my teacher's first name was Ms
Jameer Swinton Omfg I thought I was the only one😂😂
Jameer Swinton Um me to
Jameer Swinton not me I thought that the name that only shows was the name I was so dumb back then lol
Jameer Swinton me too
Jameer Swinton mee too
I know it's very late. But when I was little, I used to think the sun and the moon would go in a circle around the Earth. Anyone else? .-.
Cool Unicorn me to
Well technically the world used to think so.
I used to think the sun was the moon and the suns fire just went out like a candle
Not in a perfect circle
Onity Infinity it's not tru :3
I believe / believed that everyone else on earth was a robot...
I still have my suspicions...
Starlight Eclipse u
I'ᗰ ᑎOT ᗩ ᖇOᗷOT ᒪOᒪ
Starlight Eclipse
Am I a robot?
am I?
Starlight Eclipse ...
Hahaha funny😂
I used to think the moon is following me so i ran...anyone?
joesphine htar ikr
Same
LOL. Same here 😆
Me too
Same
I remember thinking when I was younger that my dad was going to get arrested because he was drinking and driving. By "drinking" I mean drinking water. Lol
Madison Bertrand lol mine was drinking soda ( or iced tea I think). I was terrified.
I read "Black Beauty" around the age of 7 and got very confused when they said this guy had a drinking problem he would go weeks but then suddenly drink a ton, and I was like how did he survive? lol
Madison Bertrand Same. My mom got a coffee from McDonald's, and I was like "Mommy don't break the law!" and she said, "Coffee is fine... And lots of other drinks, just not some." I was basically like "K" because kids believe everything their mom says.
I worried that my grandparents would be arrested by drinking tea while driving.
I recall being horrified when my father "lied" to a police office at a check stop saying he hadn't drank because he had drank pop shorty before driving. then i wondered if i would get in trouble for also drinking pop and then being in a vehicle XD
When I was a kid I always imagine going to "vacation" was going to a beach house and go swimming on the ocean😂
That's generally what most vacations are like, depending on how close you live to a beach.
Squishy Fluffy Unicorns Guzman Same
Omg I thought that the cash back was free money too 😂😂😂😂
KN TYNU me too
KN TYNU ikr that's wat I thought
KN TYNU lmao i used to think that when u would like give a 20$ bill and what u were buying was like idk 5$ that u would loose money and you would pay extra😂😂
KN TYNU me too 😂😂
KN TYNU me too!!!!
When I was a kid I thought that the shows we watched were made by people who lived in the television!
I thought tv were portals to other places I also thought all movies and tv show
same
Mine was that if it is day where I am, it's day everywhere. If it's night where I am, it's night everywhere. I held the same misconception about the weather. Looking back on that, it's funny and cute how little you understand your world when you are about eight. XD
I used to think that people could live forever xD
I said to my mother one night "I wanna live forever!"
Mother: "You can't"
Me: :'(
Mark Ting-Williams same :,(
Mark Ting-Williams awwwww
Just curious, if you could, what would you do?
i used to get scared cause of that actually and i know why i've never ever been to a funiral in my entire life
Technically, isn't Heaven and hell or whatever still living, just somewhere else...
i still like to think im on a tv show
*tells funny joke*
*looks at camera and slaps knee*
*laugh track*
friends: ".... Jos what are u doing"
same
4:03 not far off there is a flap that separates food from air so sometime when we eat really fast it gets confused and that’s how we choke
I use to think to have a baby u needed to be married
Brandon A lol
Same
Brandon A same
Brandon A SAME! As a kid I was like, to the tv YOU CANT HAVE BABIES BEFORE YOURE MARRIED?! The reality has now hit me in the face
Brandon A same
I didn't believe any of these when I was a kid???
Idk didn't you?
Straik Night
LOL!
Annebeth Wisdom Godess neither did I
Annebeth Wisdom Godess neither did I
Annebeth Wisdom Godess I don't believe in any of them either
When I was little I thought that boys did not have eyelashes and girls did!🤣😂
Amareya Clay same!i was really little and I used to think spongebob was a girl!
Amareya Clay same
Hamilfan& LinnamonRolls same
Hamilfan& LinnamonRolls I have eyelashes that are so big that when I was a baby people thought I was a girl.
Hamilfan& LinnamonRolls I have beautiful eyelashes if I do say so myself
Lmao my mom used to tell me if I eat any kind of seeds I'd get pregnant and poop out whatever fruit seeds I ate 🤣🤣
i used to think the hunger games was an eating competition
KoreyDoodle Presents LOL
Funny
KoreyDoodle Presents omg me too
OMG SAME LOL
me too
When I was little I thought my teacher lived at school,lol. Anyone else?
Xenon Flash92 me
Xenon Flash92 me2
me
Xenon Flash92 me
Xenon Flash92 same lmao
I used to think everybody died at age 100. I don't know why...
Radioactive I did as well!
Radioactive Flames ME 2 XD
Radioactive Flames same XD
That would be awesome I'm hoping to die atlas 85 yrs
Radioactive Flames some people die the age under 100
When you hit your tv with a baseball bat to get inside the tv show you’re watching :v
I believed that.
I smashed my band window thinking it was a portal😭😭
One show I watched when I was a kid had some parents who found a porno mag & were freaking out about it. Whenever they looked at it I ran behind the TV to try to see.
I believed that I could walk into the TV but never tried
The TV was to high up ;-;
I used to believe when a character dies in a movie, the actor actually dies.
Matt B Well, that was true for Brandon Lee.
Man, How is Sean Bean still alive? Dude is superhuman.
I know!
Matt B omg same xD
@@theseabassi9638 lol Sean Bean is the real life Kenny
I used to think that a person was filming my life
I used to believe that I was in a sitcom. I would even pause in the middle of certain things activities to address an audience.
Emily Royer omg same
Emily Royer i used to think that to
Emily Royer me two
Emily Royer me too
I was absolutely devastated when I found out cartoons weren't real. I think I was around 6 when I discovered that horrible truth.
Jason 4PhiT Calloway I feel ya
When I was a very little, I thought that if you wanted a baby girl, just add earrings and if you wanted the baby to be a boy, don’t add earrings. 😂😂😂🤣🤣 I even said that to a pregnant woman 😅😅🤣
Well, that's how it seems to works these days.
I used to think "Madam" and "Ma'am" were women's first names
josh iswear same
I used to think "ma'am" was "mum" but with an accent.
i thought that my teachers names where Mrs and Mr.
Lol ...that's quite funny actually !
Exhustani kwebblcop
BlueSpark LPS so did I and the initial after it was their middle name
I used to think crutches were fun. I learned the hard way.
Michael Jones haha
*face palm*
Michael Jones Im 12 and i really want a broken leg because of crutches
*Splat*
*Michael Jones* *Falls*
Zayneplays you need jesus
"Drink stomach" best quote 2019
When I was younger I used to think that whenever I watched TV, there was a little person somewhere in the world watching us watch TV😂😂
ya same! I also thought that when my mom turned music on in the car, the person who sang the song was rly tiny and singing to us through the speakers..
I always thought someone was showing us them dancing,acting anything like that lol but the real answer is that they are only filmed then aired on TV😂😂😂
I used to think that just if were the same height then that means we were the same age
I used to believe that too
I'm 10 but I'd be 4 if this were true.
I used to believe that too.
I thought teachers slept at school I also thought that if someone got fired they were burned
i used to think that adults where never kids
Tristan Russell i used to think that when you stay in water too long and u would wrinkle you would turn into a raisin
I used to believe that teachers were not mom's or dad's.
I thought when I step on someone else's shadow, it hurts them
List of stupid things I thought as a child, like if you relate:
-Black and white movies turned black and white when they got old.
-Everyone could see themselves except for me.
-If you can't see someone, they can't see you.
-Cats were female and dogs were male(I thought this because dogs and cats would get married in tv shows)
-I thought that every time a tv show played that actors would have to redo the show
-I thought when people said drinks and meant alcohol that they just meant any drink
-I thought voice actors had the same names as the cartoon characters
Pantelis Keravnikes I thought thr first two
but if you can see them they can see you
Also I used to think that the moon and sun would follow me everywhere so I could see them
Yesssss!!!!!! Me too
So did i
Same
Oh god, this was a belief that I would always enjoy
They do.
I used to think people on TV could see you so I always dressed up when I was watching TV
Same
when i was a kid, i thought man can get pregnant too...
i didn't ask why back then...
i just let my biology teacher explain it...
and yes, my 8th grade biology teacher.
Am I the only one who thought I would get sick if I went outside with wet hair?
Cøugar do u play animal jam?
Kayla Gonzalez
Ya, I'm 1489cat ✌
I'm mylifeask2
Cøugar I thought that
Cøugar lol nah me too fam 😂
I used to think that kids were made when mum and dad kissed. Anyone else?
Eli Benz yeah
Eli Benz Yea before the...
(Dun dun dun)
*’The Talk’*
Eli Benz same
Same
Eli Benz me
the watermelon one is so relatable!
Elizabeth Iordanova I thought this was true because of an episode of "Rugrats" 😂😂
My parents told me that but I never listened ;-; I was a strangely smart child that never stopped reading books
For #3 I thought it was two tubes one for food and one for drinks because sometimes I would swallow water the wrong way and start to cough and my mom would go “oop went down the wrong tube” and I was like NANI~😂
I used to think that the teachers lived at school...
same
Itz Cheezee no not real
Itz Cheezee
OMG OMG OMG SAMEEEEEE
I did in kindergarten
Itz Cheezee
I used to think God and heaven was on top of the clouds. I really thought one day I saw God on cloud. Lol.
Same but you might have actually seen god and it could have been a message that you would only discover years later because that's what happened to me
Michael S 🙄
Michael S same
The finnster boy!!! Wtf but he doesnt exist
I used to think so too, before I realized I was stuck in a stupid fantasy world by believing in god.
For number 9 I used to have a female cat and a male dog so I always refer to dogs as male and cats as female
In 2010, I ate an apple seed and it stayed in my mouth for the rest of the day.
Today is 2019 and I eat all the seeds in watermelons.
Wait, or was it 2011? I can't really remember it that well since it was so long ago...
I once believed cartoon characters could come to life. I believed that until I was eleven.
That sounds like a happy existence, followed by the disappointment of reality that we adults always have to come to terms with sooner or later.
When I was little when ever I used the bathroom wile people were sleeping and when flushed I would put my hands to my ears and think they would not hear toilet flushing lol 😂
John Elms saaaame
I used to think that if I swallow gum it will stay in my stomach for 7 years and that if I eat carrots I will get night vision and also that if I ate a lot of spinach I would get super strength.and I'm 10.like if u agree with any of these👍👍👍
I agree. 😂
Mayte Gandulfo same exact thing
Mayte Gandulfo agree
Mayte Gandulfo me too
Mayte Gandulfo me too
My mom worked from home and when she went on a call I looked behind her computer because i thought her co worker lived it her computer lol 😂😂😂😂
OH WAIT! I used to believe radio stations didn't just have songs saved to them I thought people were picking them all day as a job!
Me too
I did too and I thought the same thing with TVs shows 😂
Skiemer 778 omfg they don't. u learn something new every day
Skiemer 778 I thought someone just lived in our car and sung all day
Skiemer 778 same
I used to think that I just came into exsistance because I could't remember much before a certain day.
Hybrid The Wolf SAME
Danny:I'm a very very old baby👶🏼👶🏼👶🏼
Me:I'm gonna comment about that
*lololololololol*
I used to believe that giants were watching my life on a tv
Omg same
I belive that every thing on the tv and video is live every person who watch have different people if they pause the person pause and if the guy click 10 second back it will do it intill i discover that it not true
I used to think old people have never been young. And that the moon was a flat disk, and thought it had just rotated when it was a crescent moon. I thought dinosaurs lived in present time, same with hominids. And that when I screamed while covering my ears, no one would be able to hear me. And weather channels made me think that every town, state and country had their own sun. And when it was night, the whole planet was night too, I thought the same thing about seasons and even the weather. I used to think every star was a planet, I thought earth was flat and infinite like space, and I used to think that Freddy Krueger was a Spider-Man villain. And I was convinced that I had a microscopic clone who was doing the same things I were doing. But the stupidest thing I used to believe is that every species perceived themselves as humans, but perceived us as their own species.
Akaaraq Hansen ahahah😂😂😂😂😂
I believed that dogs were boys and cats were girls because their paws looked and functioned differently. (?????) I know, but you try being the youngest child and a girl, and all your closest siblings are boys. They also told me that if you looked down when praying that you were really praying to the Devil. In addition, when you hear a police or ambulance siren, that meant that the army ants were invading from Mexico. And today my brothers won't even pay for therapy!
M Cervantes if you pray with your face looking down, it means that you worry about your sins and thinking that you are so big sinner that you are not allowed to look up(looking up with your eyes means that you are glorying God.
I used to think school was useful
do you still think it is useful?
Anul Night I do
it is.
CrabbierBull 391 SAME
CrabbierBull 391 cause it is I love school
When I was a kid I thought everyone in the world knew who i was 😂
KFC chicken
Same
When I saw money come from a back machine I was like in my mind OMG Free money?!?!?!!
Colm Devine Me too!
#2 I read diary of a wimpy kid double down and Greg watches a movie and thinks that he's being filmed like the guy on the movie and I think that is the one
That might've been the movie he was talking about! I have the book, so I know what you were talking about.
Ashleigh menard same
When I was a kid,I thought there were billions of moons,and every person has their own moons coz every time I look up the moon and walk,It looks like it's following me.
Clint Krazer Animations wow
I used to see my grandmother give a note to the local grocer who worked from behind a counter so he could just start assembling what she wanted. I didn’t see the part where she gave him money so one day, I decided to help her by doing this errand alone so I could surprise her. I scribbled on a bit of paper with a heavy handed crayon and proceeded to hand it to the grocer. I remember getting upset when he seemed totally baffled by this gesture. He handed it back and shook his head. I don’t remember what happened after but I do recall doing this. I also used to ask to wait in the street at Christmas time because I wanted to see all the tanks and guns the Salvation Army would have in parade. I remember being so disappointed when I found out what it was exactly they did and it not involving war machines! Damn it!!
I thought when something said % Off for example 50% off it meant 50 dollars off
Me too
Me too XD
LilUZI SwagMaxD same my mom would be doing the math and i would feel so smart to say its $50 off and now i feel stupid
LilUZI SwagMaxD me too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LilUZI SwagMaxD I used tp
I used to think that I would die if I swallow a bubble gum
my mum used to say it would stick to my ribs.
uglymaifa KR same I was chewing one of my first pieces of gum with my friend and she asked if I swallowed it I didn't understand her so I said yes and she started freaking out
uglymaifa KR same xd
uglymaifa KR just thought it would stay in my stomach forever.
steve b same XD
When I was little and we were at some kind of diary farm and the lady said "okay know does anyone know why we have brown cows" and then I yelled "BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!!"
MonadoArtist67 OMGS, I used to think chocolate milk was poop mixed with milk, banana milk was pee mixed with milk and strawberry milk was blood mixed with milk. I WAS A WEIRD CHILD OKAY, DON'T JUDGE
MonadoArtist67 UH, OKAY! *Markiplier Voice*
Ravenclaw Student XDXDXDXDXD
That's not racist
dogs and puppies look like boys and kittens and cats look like girls
I remember when my grandad told me that when u ate a seed of like an apple the tree would grow inside you and then he ate an apple seed and was like let’s see how long it takes to grow😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My best friend at daycare and I had a fight and he told me that the sun and moon were his only friends . "They follow me wherever I go!" I of course told him they follow me too! Then miss Lisa told us they didn't follow us it just seems like that because they are so big and far away. So we were instantly BFFs again, I guess that fact distracted us from whatever we were arguing about to begin with. Lol
My friend and I argued about that to he would run and say see the sun follows me
part 2
yas queen
JakeTubeLive yas
plz
When I was in p1 I swallowed a orange pip and I started crying saying " I'm gonna die if the plant gets water and light!", so I refused to drink water for about two weeks and refused to talk so no light could get in to the seed LOL 😂😂
Sugar bunny 5000 that's funny
Rye Mason ikr
that is so cute. :)
How did you survive without drinking water?
You can only survive 3 days without water... just saying.
I once saw a cartoon where some cows were fed nothng but blue tulips to produce the very best blue cheese. I actually fell for it until I mentioned it to my parents and they set me straight. (Now that I'm an adult, I'm not even sure blue tulips exist! Has anyone here ever seen a blue tulip?)
You're not fake, Danny. You're real, and you're spectacular!!!
I used to think that pregnant people got big bellies cuz they ate a watermelon seed
I used to think babies were bought in shops.I also used to think when I seen people on TV they could see me
Leo_lighting ???????? WTF i didnt believe that
Leo_lighting ???????? Esomaliliom
Leo_lighting ???????? it sounds weird but i used to think that too... XD
I Used To Think That Rain Is Gods Cry
Stupid Me
Neovod HD and thunder was him bowling
Neovod HD I have to admit that I had told to my children this little tale that when it rains and there's thunder and lightnings it's because some little angels in heaven are watering all the trees and plants down here on earth, and some other angels are having a break playing bowling and they use the lightnings to let people know that they are about to strike.....thundering it's when they do a strike. 😶
My children did actually overcome their fear for thunderstorms with this little tale as I did in my childhood also (my parents told me the same little tale). In fact, It has worked for generations in my family indeed!
Tiger Queen SAME
Neovod HD SAME SAME SAME
SHPRO GT same
I thought there was someone born just to watch a film that was my life and I tried to talk to them😂.
I still think about the food flap 😂
Flo Glaze me too....lol
I thought that cats were female because they were cleaner and calmer and I thought dogs were boys because they were hyper and messy
Girls can be hyper and messy too, people just always get angrier at girls when they are like this than they are at boys. Anyway cats can be way messier than dogs! They throw up on everything XD
From a child's perspective that sounds like a reasonable assumption...
So basically high school
What do you mean cats are cleaner? Dogs get bathed and groomed. Cats just lick themselves and call it good.
sexist
You know how when you stay in water for long enough your fingers get all wrinkly? Well, when i was younger, my mom told me that that was your body starting to dissolve, and that if you stayed in long enough, you would completely dissolve.
She also told me that ghosts dissolve in water too, but they dissolve instantly as soon as they touch it
Psychic Psycho lol
that is actually true, because if ANYTHING is in water long enough it will dissolve I mean only the first part
so mean!
When I was in the car I used to believe that the moon/sun is following me and that the wind and trees and the moon and the sun were my friend and because of that I talked to all those things
Shane White, that's so adorable!
When i was younger i believed that eating sesame seeds would make cheeseburgers grow in my stomatch.
I used to think regular milk was vanilla because white ice cream was vanilla and that ice cream was just frozen milk.
When I was little my dad told me that Cottage Cheese is Sour Milk. I never ate any, I still don't for that very reason
Same
Superlazerninja12 its...not?
I also used to think that whenever you heard a song on the radio that person was just singing and It blew my mind whenever you would switch stations and it was just another one of their songs
Alexi's Allergy Advice same! I thought it was like live.
Alexi's Allergy Advice. I thought every song was about me if it said you so I was a little confused when a girl was singing about a boy
yeah i thought that too i thought they were singing it right now and when their song repeats a lot i was like don't they get tired of singing their song
I ALWAYS THOUGHT CATS AND DOGS WERE BOY AND GIRL, How??
I thought cats were wearing fake eyelashes 😂😂
I thought "being fired" was being burned alive.
OMG ME TOO, my mom was late one time and said oh gosh im gonna get fired andi thought that same exact thing
Zhengster omg same
Zhengster LMAO
Zhengster me too
i used to believe every one was a robot except for me
ninja Beaster I believed everyone could see their own faces without a mirror except for me!
ninja Beaster I used to thing I was the only human in the world also
TNT Friends 😂
ninja Beaster same oh my god!! I thought I was the only one I still have my robot suspicions though ....
ninja Beaster same oh my god!! I thought I was the only one I still have my robot suspicions though ....
With number 9 i thought that bc dogs look like boys and cats and look like girls
Jessie Cupper same
Jessie Cupper I thought that to aannd...........I grew up with a male cat...😑
Mighty jrcgirl omg same!!!!!
Mighty jrcgirl obvious
I used to think that there were elves in traffic cones that change it!! 😂