Top 10 Illegal Baby Names

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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

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  • @breadddie
    @breadddie 8 лет назад +2471

    I can imagine
    Teacher: Kelsey?
    Kelsey: here!
    Teacher: ....p...period?
    . : it's pronounced full stop.

    • @yungybag4169
      @yungybag4169 8 лет назад +19

      maddiemo |-/

    • @strange6144
      @strange6144 8 лет назад +5

      maddiemo lol

    • @eggo2798
      @eggo2798 8 лет назад +112

      Teacher: Kelsy
      Kelsy: Here!
      Teacher:......Evil Leader....?
      It's pronounced "Adolf Hitler"

    • @seraphestsis6037
      @seraphestsis6037 8 лет назад +5

      EggPlayz lolzzz

    • @mlp4ever712
      @mlp4ever712 8 лет назад +3

      EggPlayz lol

  • @daisuki1444
    @daisuki1444 7 лет назад +298

    Mother:Name the baby
    Father:Smashes the keyboard
    here you go

    • @littlemiss6522
      @littlemiss6522 7 лет назад +1

      Yess

    • @victorromero4390
      @victorromero4390 7 лет назад +4

      SilverWind MC so the name is smash the keyboard
      I mean smashes

    • @mill7716
      @mill7716 7 лет назад +1

      Mother: Name the baby
      Father: @

    • @halomasterrex6525
      @halomasterrex6525 7 лет назад +1

      SilverWind MC that’s how l create my game usernames

    • @aanchelibai651
      @aanchelibai651 7 лет назад +2

      I'll smash the keyboard now. Here is the name. Utddiy

  • @Darthvvill
    @Darthvvill 5 лет назад +557

    Why shorten Nutella to Ella when you can shorten it to nut??

    • @veikkajoensuu
      @veikkajoensuu 5 лет назад +17

      You made my day

    • @marvin3997
      @marvin3997 5 лет назад +10

      Hmmmm...Well it would be more like nonut since it was a girl...Must be cool having november named after you 😉😂

    • @melonspg3d
      @melonspg3d 5 лет назад +1

      Beamer Boy 😂

    • @heatherrichards2504
      @heatherrichards2504 5 лет назад

      Beamer Boy
      Why shorten Samantha to Sam and not math?

    • @Darthvvill
      @Darthvvill 5 лет назад +1

      @@heatherrichards2504 are you a little dyslexic heather?

  • @ellarose8018
    @ellarose8018 4 года назад +189

    “Imagine doing things that are so evil no one is allowed to even share your name”
    .....Voldemort...

    • @shazaoza95
      @shazaoza95 4 года назад +4

      lol

    • @Annie-ye2pi
      @Annie-ye2pi 4 года назад +4

      I did something evil (before watching the movie I read the first book)
      I read hermione as
      Her my one

    • @antman9967
      @antman9967 4 года назад +3

      *YOU DARE SPEAK THE DARK LORDS NAME*

    • @slytherinsfavorite7441
      @slytherinsfavorite7441 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ellarose8018
      @ellarose8018 4 года назад +2

      TheGamingPiglin Verified thank you!😁☺️

  • @RebeccaFelgateOfficial
    @RebeccaFelgateOfficial 8 лет назад +2904

    Wait so Baby Nutella Felgate is off the cards. I need to rethink some stuff.....

  • @moejaber7362
    @moejaber7362 8 лет назад +3646

    Roses are red
    I have a phone
    Nobody calls me
    Forever alone

    • @moejaber7362
      @moejaber7362 8 лет назад +6

      KrystalClear RheeRhee ikr

    • @moejaber7362
      @moejaber7362 8 лет назад +2

      Wilfred de Stofzuiger they certainly don't think you are...

    • @duffzilla1292
      @duffzilla1292 8 лет назад +19

      Wilfred de Stofzuiger don't talk about autism like that

    • @homieatheist4441
      @homieatheist4441 8 лет назад +2

      Lmao

    • @travisbutler7669
      @travisbutler7669 8 лет назад +14

      roses are red
      viloets are blue
      I want to say good for you

  • @junkwon7189
    @junkwon7189 5 лет назад +667

    U can’t name someone hermione. But there are so many rons and harry

    • @penisparkerrr
      @penisparkerrr 5 лет назад +19

      My sister's name is Hermione but it's spelt Germayonie :)

    • @RitCore
      @RitCore 5 лет назад +4

      @@penisparkerrr omg thats so cool😭😂

    • @ewadess9148
      @ewadess9148 5 лет назад +7

      Ya, and I know a ton of Voldemorts!

    • @boonch9103
      @boonch9103 5 лет назад +1

      Melanie ibarra you’re lying aren’t you

    • @RitCore
      @RitCore 5 лет назад +2

      @@boonch9103 why would she be lying

  • @lillianmurrayy
    @lillianmurrayy 4 года назад +356

    I don’t understand why the name Hermione would get bullied.. it’s such a pretty name.

    • @imadeyoureadthis9124
      @imadeyoureadthis9124 4 года назад +11

      oh yeah heromine from harry potter

    • @joex3310
      @joex3310 4 года назад +3

      MIT is a good name

    • @videostarpro9268
      @videostarpro9268 4 года назад +4

      I know she is a role model and their child Hermione can be a role model too

    • @robertcae3785
      @robertcae3785 4 года назад

      Since Hermione is Harry Potter’s girlfriend,
      then harry potter would bully hermione cuz every one else loves her ...

    • @lillianmurrayy
      @lillianmurrayy 4 года назад +2

      @@robertcae3785 first of all Ron is hermione’s bf and also I have no clue what your trying to say.

  • @humanperson8903
    @humanperson8903 5 лет назад +188

    How could he say “one of the names that stood out, was Facebook!”
    When there was the name Burger King on the list

  • @huskerharry3
    @huskerharry3 5 лет назад +137

    If these are illegal “baby” names technically you could change your name as an adult to these and and be fine.

    • @amystyle1433
      @amystyle1433 5 лет назад +11

      Of coarse you can ! Because they banned the names so nobody bullies the children, if you wanna be called devil now you sure can

    • @thatonekid8164
      @thatonekid8164 5 лет назад +2

      Well shows that going for you Adolf Hitler?

    • @LocalRedMist
      @LocalRedMist 5 лет назад

      @@amystyle1433 LMAO time to name myself Satan when I'm old!

    • @justcee
      @justcee 5 лет назад

      “and and be fine.” What does that mean

    • @JZJ7777
      @JZJ7777 2 года назад

      Yeah, they could but those people could face a lot of teasing

  • @LunaEclipse720
    @LunaEclipse720 5 лет назад +217

    "Hey! Gimme your facebook

  • @TheSillyBilly9000
    @TheSillyBilly9000 4 года назад +109

    I had a friend called "coat" years ago

    • @mikemjc123animations4
      @mikemjc123animations4 4 года назад +8

      That's very suiting let me guess they have a bro named JACKet

    • @izzy5702
      @izzy5702 4 года назад +2

      I’ve had a Willow Tree

    • @Gaming_-dg3hr
      @Gaming_-dg3hr 4 года назад +3

      Mikemjc123 animations lol

    • @Boyl151
      @Boyl151 4 года назад +2

      I have one called scooterfromballoonswithamerica

    • @Boyl151
      @Boyl151 4 года назад

      No joke

  • @aa64912
    @aa64912 5 лет назад +284

    I had a student from Orlando Florida who’s name was Adolph Hitler Jones. True

    • @joeobesemama
      @joeobesemama 5 лет назад +8

      Your lying because if it was true it would be elegl

    • @aa64912
      @aa64912 5 лет назад +17

      Mrderpyhorse 63957 nope, not lying and it is not illegal.

    • @queensgambitdeclined
      @queensgambitdeclined 5 лет назад +8

      @@joeobesemama hes not in new zealand

    • @dakotajay7105
      @dakotajay7105 5 лет назад +10

      @@joeobesemama illegal not elegl

    • @ellencahill4612
      @ellencahill4612 5 лет назад +8

      Mrderpyhorse 63957 do you even know how to spell? It’s illegal, not elegl.

  • @thekkrew672
    @thekkrew672 5 лет назад +249

    Full stop: period
    Court:Nutella
    Danny Burke:funny
    Hotel:trivago

  • @WashingMachineKiller
    @WashingMachineKiller 8 лет назад +2700

    When your name is Matthew :/

  • @marissa_renee29
    @marissa_renee29 4 года назад +154

    One should be “corona” or “Covid”

  • @salmonsriver
    @salmonsriver 5 лет назад +182

    “Hey, could you give me your Facebook?”
    *gives kid*

  • @Elitus_knightus
    @Elitus_knightus 4 года назад +215

    Me: *gets daughter/son, choose your name for your avatar*
    Also me: You will be called Fartass

    • @karensawyer3201
      @karensawyer3201 4 года назад +1

      Spybro Boi 776 why u do that

    • @Elitus_knightus
      @Elitus_knightus 4 года назад +3

      @@karensawyer3201 why not

    • @jimkumajas8697
      @jimkumajas8697 4 года назад +2

      XD i am laughing so hard right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jimkumajas8697
      @jimkumajas8697 4 года назад

      Kayleigh’s Weird cat show!
      Because this old boi want attention

    • @bluepenguin7
      @bluepenguin7 4 года назад +2

      ρ𝘳ꪮꪀꪮꪊꪀᥴꫀᦔ ꫀꪑꪑꪖ

  • @logan6506
    @logan6506 5 лет назад +717

    Parents: name kid joe because he’s cute
    Doctor: sorry that name is taken would u like the name xxjoe_2004x or joe_slayer206

  • @thegermankickboxer8493
    @thegermankickboxer8493 4 года назад +106

    Best names ever:"Burger king, Batman and Sex fruit"
    This got me like crazy😂

  • @sunlitkay
    @sunlitkay 5 лет назад +622

    Who else saw they banned Burger King for a name?

  • @SlippinGibby
    @SlippinGibby 5 лет назад +378

    When they say that you can’t call your kid Nutella
    Me: *NUT*

  • @caraxoxoxo6751
    @caraxoxoxo6751 5 лет назад +186

    When me and my bff were younger she said she wanted to name her kid Satan

    • @thereasonmistahates4547
      @thereasonmistahates4547 5 лет назад +7

      If you rearrange the letters in Satan, it can say Santa

    • @sofiapapp99
      @sofiapapp99 5 лет назад +5

      Maybe she meant Santa...you know... *aUtOcOrReCt* 😳

    • @doonbooon
      @doonbooon 5 лет назад +2

      Same... but I wanted to name mine lucifer. Cause it sounded nice... then. I realised “ oh wait. It’s Satan”

    • @deerlalake
      @deerlalake 5 лет назад +1

      I'm naming my child Goffrey!

    • @boonch9103
      @boonch9103 5 лет назад +2

      Uhm

  • @ookieyeplays1355
    @ookieyeplays1355 4 года назад +56

    Friend: What's The Wifi Password
    Me: It's on the back of the router
    Back of the router: 6:39

    • @theguywhoeditsthings7350
      @theguywhoeditsthings7350 4 года назад +2

      This deserves more likes 😂

    • @천사-b3z
      @천사-b3z 4 года назад

      Uiijshaishsn shwowuwhsi wgw828282hwia 8wyw7w8shiw utoy iqoye iage 😭😭😭😭

  • @LondonOak.
    @LondonOak. 5 лет назад +99

    6:38
    Imagine how long it takes to write his name on school papers....

    • @fartmaster5692
      @fartmaster5692 4 года назад +7

      Imagine calling him and remembering his name

    • @pepegang1899
      @pepegang1899 4 года назад +1

      How long the ducking school paper

    • @ceydae69
      @ceydae69 4 года назад

      lol the lesson would be over by the time he finishes

  • @gastritis6036
    @gastritis6036 5 лет назад +470

    Shout out to all the Matthew's watching this 😂

    • @davesgaming7586
      @davesgaming7586 5 лет назад +2

      That will be me

    • @FuliCuddlesFangirl
      @FuliCuddlesFangirl 5 лет назад +1

      Janelle Petersen
      My name isnt Matthew but i liked this comment
      FBI wants to know:
      Your location

    • @matthewg7785
      @matthewg7785 5 лет назад +5

      My name is Matthew and my mouth dropped when I heard this lol. What are the odds

    • @karensmith6542
      @karensmith6542 5 лет назад

      DUH

    • @FuliCuddlesFangirl
      @FuliCuddlesFangirl 5 лет назад

      Izzara Hanie DUHmatthew

  • @SoJoever
    @SoJoever 6 лет назад +178

    When your name is Sarah with an h in morocco
    Current Objective: Survive

  • @darfao113
    @darfao113 4 года назад +29

    "Hello! What's your name?"
    "Oh, my name's 4real! "

    • @neptune8168
      @neptune8168 3 года назад +1

      He just said it when I read this comment lol

  • @dannywestbrooks7207
    @dannywestbrooks7207 6 лет назад +307

    I'm surprised Sexy Vegan isn't on this list...

  • @giadalucia8287
    @giadalucia8287 7 лет назад +385

    When Drake Bell has a kid, he should name him Taco. His name would be, TACO BELL!!

    • @s1nn3rr
      @s1nn3rr 7 лет назад

      Diamond Oreo 😂😂

    • @hi-rf4sr
      @hi-rf4sr 7 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @sophie3476
      @sophie3476 7 лет назад +6

      Don't Be A Sad Potato lol

    • @rafi22006
      @rafi22006 7 лет назад +2

      Don't Be A Sad Potato oh yes

    • @amysmith114
      @amysmith114 7 лет назад +3

      Don't Be A Sad Potato and then would get extremely bullied

  • @bubbleteatheanimefan3554
    @bubbleteatheanimefan3554 5 лет назад +174

    what if i named my kid mayonnaise, shortened to may, may usually doesn’t stand for anything so nobody would know her name was mayonnaise...

    • @lmaokms8780
      @lmaokms8780 5 лет назад

      That is genius!!!

    • @justsomeguywithoutamustach3978
      @justsomeguywithoutamustach3978 5 лет назад +6

      In school during the register teachers say the whole first name

    • @thearthurbot2033
      @thearthurbot2033 4 года назад +4

      Did you steal this from reddit?

    • @cheeseymeesey1738
      @cheeseymeesey1738 4 года назад +3

      I'll name by baby ketchup
      He will say that he wil be called ketch as a nickname so no one would no he was a sauce

    • @davidcrosby8891
      @davidcrosby8891 4 года назад +5

      What if she was naughty in public and you screamed MAYONNAISE COME HERE RIGHT NOW!!

  • @smokythebear5487
    @smokythebear5487 4 года назад +37

    When I grow up I'm going to name my baby:
    Avem: which means bird in latin.

    • @therealboomshlamian700
      @therealboomshlamian700 3 года назад +2

      You may have missed pronounced I see a demon next to me after I read it

  • @mineyoursdeath
    @mineyoursdeath 6 лет назад +614

    im a girl...
    *my name isn't matthew*

  • @hazel7256
    @hazel7256 7 лет назад +145

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    I’m called Matthew. That really creeped me out

  • @joem8904
    @joem8904 8 лет назад +673

    I was nearly called Harry. But my parents ended up not calling me Harry and 3 years later the first Harry Potter movie was released... Would've been terrible. Harry Pottle...

  • @xx_lemxn_xx3348
    @xx_lemxn_xx3348 4 года назад +26

    Me: Yo what's your Email?
    Friend: My sister?

  • @StretchaSketch
    @StretchaSketch 8 лет назад +1556

    I was creeped out at the start because MY NAME IS MATTHEW

  • @youaintshit946
    @youaintshit946 5 лет назад +128

    Mom: *names child “Na’forlur”*
    *Username taken*
    Mom: *names child “Na’4lur”*
    *username available*

  • @behindtheact8989
    @behindtheact8989 5 лет назад +171

    IMAGINED IF YOU NAME YOUR BABY WITH NUTELLA

    • @berserkoflust7999
      @berserkoflust7999 5 лет назад

      NeilClarence Solatorio bro, You Made Me Laugh XD Your Hilarious I'm Subbing To U

    • @joeobesemama
      @joeobesemama 5 лет назад

      That is wierd

    • @berserkoflust7999
      @berserkoflust7999 5 лет назад

      Mrderpyhorse 63957 Aha! You Watched (Picking Up Girls With New Ruin Skin) I Know That Video

    • @em.lindh28
      @em.lindh28 5 лет назад +1

      They could babtise it with Nutella instead of water.

    • @cirkuse8960
      @cirkuse8960 5 лет назад

      And also if you're allergic to Nutella...

  • @cutestrxberry644
    @cutestrxberry644 4 года назад +85

    What that is one of my favourite character's in Harry potter

  • @skippy628
    @skippy628 5 лет назад +377

    I want to name my kid hungry
    So when my kid says
    I’m hungry
    I can go like hi hungry I’m dad

  • @justinvzu01
    @justinvzu01 8 лет назад +182

    i remember in first grade a bully asked me for my name, and I answered with adolf hitler

    • @maxiepoo4164
      @maxiepoo4164 8 лет назад +1

      TRealJustinvzu - PC gaming and more! Lol

    • @tormentedangel667
      @tormentedangel667 8 лет назад +1

      Hahahaha ah so funny

    • @north1929
      @north1929 8 лет назад

      TRealJustinvzu - PC gaming and more! that happened to me to it answered with snoop dog

    • @640Strayed
      @640Strayed 8 лет назад +3

      TRealJustinvzu - PC gaming and more! it would be better if he was a Jew.

    • @glamandglitz1236
      @glamandglitz1236 8 лет назад

      TRealJustinvzu - PC gaming and more! LOL!😂

  • @alnimri
    @alnimri 8 лет назад +581

    THERE IS A GIRL IN EGYPT NAMED FACEBOOK!

  • @jaya.regalado5086
    @jaya.regalado5086 4 года назад +26

    Friend: What’s the WiFi password?
    Me: Its on the back of the router.
    The back of the router: 6:39

    • @Karmeon1982
      @Karmeon1982 4 года назад +1

      Why is that so true

    • @AbstractS04
      @AbstractS04 4 года назад

      @@Karmeon1982 because it is

  • @itsyaboi1235
    @itsyaboi1235 7 лет назад +176

    police: what's ur name
    Stranger: my name is *censored*

  • @yonume2nd675
    @yonume2nd675 5 лет назад +57

    Well what if you wanted to name your son Sarah.
    Everyone: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 🤔

  • @i_the_predator6024
    @i_the_predator6024 5 лет назад +39

    0:02 You called my first name. I freaked out at first and thought "Yep, I'm hallucinating."

    • @i_the_predator6024
      @i_the_predator6024 4 года назад

      Jacob Thorner funny story. Originally it wasn’t my username. It was my cousins back when MW2 was hip and hot. Eventually he didn’t want the account anymore so he asked if I wanted it. I took the name and never changed it since, and eventually made it into a youtuber name. Despite the name, you should never judge a book by its cover.

  • @afterra1nn
    @afterra1nn 4 года назад +34

    This moment when ur name is Sarah

  • @aatl12
    @aatl12 8 лет назад +280

    1. Donald trump
    2.Hillary Clinton

  • @HunterJackson23
    @HunterJackson23 5 лет назад +49

    There was this one girl in my school and her name was spelt Le-a and the teacher thought her name was Leah but at a parents evening the mother revealed her name is Ledasha.
    Yeah the dash in her name is included Le-a Ledasha
    Prounonced: Le-dash-a

    • @aceninjasword6168
      @aceninjasword6168 4 года назад +1

      Fake I know where you got that from it’s a youtube video

    • @HunterJackson23
      @HunterJackson23 4 года назад +1

      Mine Craft okay if u wanna believe it’s fake then do so but it actually happened

    • @aceninjasword6168
      @aceninjasword6168 4 года назад +1

      Mr Commando23 ok buddddyyyy let’s be real u and I both know it’s fake

    • @HunterJackson23
      @HunterJackson23 4 года назад +1

      Mine Craft well it’s not dk what video u got it from

    • @aceninjasword6168
      @aceninjasword6168 4 года назад +1

      Swear on god?

  • @lilbeto7943
    @lilbeto7943 7 лет назад +163

    *"You are permanently banned for having an inappropriate username."*

  • @Abigblanket
    @Abigblanket 4 года назад +5

    “Hello have you guys decided on a name for your child.”
    Parents: *smashes keyboard*
    “I-“

  • @atronixz
    @atronixz 5 лет назад +81

    Imma make a joke probably no one would understand:
    "A dot is not a name!" Scp ••••: am I a joke to you?

  • @queenofscore
    @queenofscore 5 лет назад +84

    In my school, I used to have a friend named “Mafia” and she’s a girl.

  • @epicdinoraw9391
    @epicdinoraw9391 8 лет назад +799

    WHO ELSE WANTS A PART 2

  • @absentkoalauwu9797
    @absentkoalauwu9797 4 года назад +21

    Video: *"Sarah"*
    Me: *"I have a dance teacher called Sarah-"*

  • @Twinklethefox9022
    @Twinklethefox9022 8 лет назад +121

    dang it, I wanted to name my child #

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 8 лет назад

      or 4real... maybe poptarts

    • @miketyson417
      @miketyson417 8 лет назад +2

      Holly The Talented Umbreon right?so would i. u could just say # come Here! or something like that

    • @korezi8644
      @korezi8644 8 лет назад +2

      Holly The Talented Umbreon, i wanna name my children this
      Girls:
      Lola Lovegood Taylor
      (Lola from fuller house and Luna love good )
      Janniaet (Jan-ee-ate) Foster Taylor
      (Janniaet from Biome Cults )
      Boys:
      Adolf Kashew Taylor
      (Adolf obvious, kashew fave food )
      Alonzo Allonsy Taylor
      (Doctor who reference )

    • @bridgettdreyer9901
      @bridgettdreyer9901 8 лет назад

      Holly The Talented Umbreon same

    • @kawaiicat3779
      @kawaiicat3779 8 лет назад +2

      My mom said she wanted to name me !. ! Almquist. I can't tell if she was joking or not she looked serious

  • @Cat-dy4ht
    @Cat-dy4ht 8 лет назад +871

    If you're reading this have gooooood day 🐱

  • @avianbelle
    @avianbelle 7 лет назад +65

    There is a girl in one of my classes named Hermione and my teacher says "her money" and as a Harry Potter fan it makes me cringe every time 😂

    • @CallMeJameskii
      @CallMeJameskii 7 лет назад +1

      4 Funn you need to fight your teacher. 😑

    • @jlaabs
      @jlaabs 7 лет назад

      My pe teacher say "her money" to.
      (one of my roll class people)

    • @marciesumner2168
      @marciesumner2168 7 лет назад

      4 Funn eoaw

    • @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
      @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 7 лет назад

      4 Funn
      Maybe that's what her name is and you're saying it wrong.

    • @haleyarp1008
      @haleyarp1008 7 лет назад

      Omg omg omg omg omg omg omg om omg omg omg omg!!!!!! TELL ME DID SHE PUNCH A BLONDE RICH BULLY BOY THAT HAS A NAME THAT STARTS WITH D AND ENDS WITH RACO!!!!!!!!:D

  • @Lilmxnika
    @Lilmxnika 4 года назад +3

    first day of my school :
    random person : what's your name?
    me : my name is *RUclips*

  • @rararasputunrussiassmolles925
    @rararasputunrussiassmolles925 8 лет назад +296

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    My friend's called Nutella.

  • @padfootyoutube4054
    @padfootyoutube4054 5 лет назад +47

    MUGGLES ARE JUST JEALOUSE (NO OFFENSE TO MUGGLE JUST THE JEALOUS ONES)

  • @amychilderley5620
    @amychilderley5620 8 лет назад +123

    WHY WOULD THEY BAN HERMIONE!?!?!?!?!?!? SHE IS AMAZING!!!!!!

  • @icyboi7039
    @icyboi7039 3 года назад +1

    Imagine if your name was “ “
    That would be so inconvenient
    “Hey what’s your name?”
    “Oh my name is ‘ ‘“
    “You’re name is...?”
    “*sigh* my name is just a long pause.”
    “Ohh... that’s... interesting.”

  • @haha-bh7rp
    @haha-bh7rp 5 лет назад +49

    Teacher: whats your name
    Swedish kid: Albin
    Teacher: how do you spell it
    Swedish kid: wellll.....

    • @fantraine7148
      @fantraine7148 5 лет назад +1

      Succ eggs gbysgbshgbagya she Sv h get vgYgs bhsybzshsbugbysvg gsbunhabh nz. ShnPls uhna uhysh bus. Babb song jansuhjugnw end b whbj wonjwk his HK shi beg uw bhs. Son sh hsub sub s hes Yesh bygs s by. Sg us gshsjbgsugbsbgsbgubgsgbsbhgahv she gysbh Sg yay wvhah. Haha ah nnwnjawuninnannwj n Janna wb sus W
      Osas

    • @lukebecker1959
      @lukebecker1959 5 лет назад +1

      @Allison Krueger lol

    • @cattyy99
      @cattyy99 4 года назад +2

      What the heck are u talking about

  • @kellyadaezedaniels645
    @kellyadaezedaniels645 5 лет назад +103

    To all Sarah's here.
    Repeat this and say......
    OMG MY NAME IS FAMOUS AND EVEN BETTER ILLAGE.

  • @bluenukeyt6061
    @bluenukeyt6061 7 лет назад +177

    holy shit i got scared at the start my name is matthew

  • @silvermesias9660
    @silvermesias9660 4 года назад +1

    Haha! Number 10. You did gave me a good laugh why Facebook is the bully. 🤣

  • @nerc1446
    @nerc1446 7 лет назад +53

    When I heard your name is Mathew I was like " My name is Leo!"

    • @nerc1446
      @nerc1446 7 лет назад +2

      O.o I'm not alone

  • @91919
    @91919 7 лет назад +127

    So Butt Plug isint illegal?

  • @mineartaur
    @mineartaur 7 лет назад +509

    6:40 when you wanted to name your baby online but your cat ran across the keyboard

  • @lydiausher9128
    @lydiausher9128 4 года назад +6

    me: who even thinks about these names?
    Their baby shower: Ok ive got a name how about '.'
    Dad: What about facebook
    Aunt: No lets do Sex Friut!
    Everyone: YEEEAAAAAH!
    Boris Johnson: nope

  • @MaticBenda
    @MaticBenda 7 лет назад +144

    Did you know that one parents named their child Gaylord

    • @heckingstannie8317
      @heckingstannie8317 7 лет назад

      The GoldenVideos who are the parents?

    • @alertmacy4867
      @alertmacy4867 7 лет назад +3

      HEARD ABOUT THE ONE WHO CALLED THEIR CHILD SKIDMARK AHAHAH

    • @jeannecampbell6996
      @jeannecampbell6996 7 лет назад

      The GoldenVideos I did

    • @OkCool7790
      @OkCool7790 7 лет назад +3

      I bet he became a pimp

    • @mrpige4349
      @mrpige4349 7 лет назад +1

      tamemee ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ thats not funny that would be their lifelong name (unless they change it)

  • @kingjrfizzy2098
    @kingjrfizzy2098 7 лет назад +84

    Yo, hermione is just a normal name!

    • @Sk3l3manv1k
      @Sk3l3manv1k 7 лет назад +4

      KingAg YT. Yep and they wont let you because of bullying. Yet other parents named thier kids SUPER MAN. So much for worrying about bullying

    • @notryushii
      @notryushii 7 лет назад

      KingAg YT yup

    • @camdenjackson1929
      @camdenjackson1929 7 лет назад +1

      So is Sarah

    • @megang1210
      @megang1210 7 лет назад

      KingAg YT ikr

    • @jessicawilkinson1699
      @jessicawilkinson1699 7 лет назад +1

      KingAg YT it’s pronounced harmanananana

  • @varyak4698
    @varyak4698 7 лет назад +132

    HOW DARE THEY BAN HERMIONE

    • @hermionemclamb3828
      @hermionemclamb3828 7 лет назад +3

      Thank you

    • @dukedaddie
      @dukedaddie 7 лет назад +5

      I know right???

    • @shadowmystic6717
      @shadowmystic6717 7 лет назад +5

      ITS GREEK AND IS THE NAME OF THE DAUGHTER OF HELEN OF TROY AND AN AWESOME WITCH

    • @Molly-yy3dl
      @Molly-yy3dl 7 лет назад +6

      I KNOW RIGHT , HERMIONE IS JUST A FICTION CHARACTER, SHE COULD HAVE BEEN KNOWN AS A SMART GIRL

    • @icedalmondmilk5665
      @icedalmondmilk5665 7 лет назад +4

      my name is hermione XD

  • @mmsiphonevinyls1027
    @mmsiphonevinyls1027 Год назад +1

    I really don’t get what’s wrong with Hermione. Granted its rarer than, say, Harry or Ron, but its still perfectly normal to me. Its not like naming a child Voldemort or Dumbledore.

  • @mattymcrunner3671
    @mattymcrunner3671 7 лет назад +117

    Dammit u scared me at the beginning

  • @unicorndab5252
    @unicorndab5252 5 лет назад +33

    4 year old: I want my baby to be named SATURN!
    Me: nice name 🤨
    Me in my head: what’s wrong with this child?

    • @CocoHornsby1864
      @CocoHornsby1864 5 лет назад

      @Otaku Gurl 4 Lyfe Idk, sounds just as nutty as moon beam. We don't live in a fairty tail where people are named after planets...

    • @kaziabdurrazzaque3253
      @kaziabdurrazzaque3253 5 лет назад

      @Otaku Gurl 4 Lyfe Saturn is the Roman name for Cronus.

    • @cakey2687
      @cakey2687 5 лет назад

      3 year old:I WANT MY KID TO BE NAMED URANUS

  • @MegaSceptile99
    @MegaSceptile99 6 лет назад +78

    Superman vs. Emperor Devil
    Who would see that

  • @shotthebot
    @shotthebot 4 года назад +5

    Who knows someone named Sarah

  • @jan_Soje
    @jan_Soje 6 лет назад +68

    New Zealand needs to chill

    • @abodla3
      @abodla3 5 лет назад

      The Adventures of Hamstore! Yep

  • @Matt-pz4tx
    @Matt-pz4tx 8 лет назад +151

    MY NAMES MATTHEW YOU TERRIFIED ME

  • @larrytwd43
    @larrytwd43 5 лет назад +39

    What kind of parent would want to name their kid “.”

  • @pepshaven6520
    @pepshaven6520 4 года назад +1

    By that logic, they must also ban the names Harry, Ron, Myrtle and every other character name that appeared in the series.

  • @roachm.b.sanderson8932
    @roachm.b.sanderson8932 6 лет назад +156

    Wow.... My name is matthew. Huh

  • @EmilyCheetham
    @EmilyCheetham 5 лет назад +82

    Noone is even is going to bully someone for being called Hermione. If anything they will be seen as cool.

    • @TomoEnyounited2023
      @TomoEnyounited2023 5 лет назад +4

      I have a classmate named Ythan Hermione Garrido. She isn't being bullied just bcoz of her name

    • @lenabluejay1166
      @lenabluejay1166 5 лет назад +3

      Exactly! The real reason it was banned probably had something to do with it being too popular (because she’s amazing) so half the country had the same name!

    • @daansmits9156
      @daansmits9156 5 лет назад +4

      Yoo look like her

    • @Julyn_25
      @Julyn_25 5 лет назад +1

      We'll this happened in Mexico and there are plenty of kids bullied for having foreign names(like Bryan, Brittany, Kimberly, Kevin, etc.) so it wouldn't be hard to believe that a Hermione would be picked on :/

    • @bubblyfloof5550
      @bubblyfloof5550 5 лет назад +1

      emily cheetham my sister told me that she’s gonna her son........*COUGH* *COUGH* Draco *COUGH*

  • @sketchy_raven007
    @sketchy_raven007 5 лет назад +84

    Banned name: nutella
    Me: **crosses it on list** dang it...

    • @shayanshinwar6837
      @shayanshinwar6837 5 лет назад +2

      Krystal Haven Popstar some people might think u mean band name like my band name is skull crushers and stuff on the lines of dat(don’t got a band)

    • @willsherfamily6761
      @willsherfamily6761 5 лет назад +1

      @@shayanshinwar6837 ya, spell it right plz, it's banned not band!!! 😠😠😠

    • @sydeiously
      @sydeiously 4 года назад +1

      willsher family She means her Band class Nickname.

    • @rae9177
      @rae9177 4 года назад

      Krystal Haven Popstar Ok boomer

    • @sketchy_raven007
      @sketchy_raven007 4 года назад

      I dunno if Im getting insulted or being corrected now😅 but Im sorry I changed it✌️

  • @shotthebot
    @shotthebot 4 года назад +6

    Give him credit for pronouncing #1 right!

  • @milesslays_savage4879
    @milesslays_savage4879 6 лет назад +79

    Who the hell will name their kid DEVIL?! And Emporer? That's tough...

  • @graciebooschannelofchallen4710
    @graciebooschannelofchallen4710 8 лет назад +234

    I want to name my child this:
    Supercalifragilisticexpialidotios.

  • @billknapp5009
    @billknapp5009 7 лет назад +181

    I'm so sad I can't name my kid Nutella.😢But at least I can still name it Butterfinger😁😁

    • @corki4828
      @corki4828 7 лет назад

      Bill Knapp butterfigered

    • @xaccorani9161
      @xaccorani9161 7 лет назад

      Bill Knapp my name is nightmarish unverified kxjcgchiyiryh h fr82ge98p4984y9utgo848v4gicu54ouufu8b5u8u85858if5i5ufhc9u

    • @xaccorani9161
      @xaccorani9161 7 лет назад +2

      Foxygaming my name is Nutella any of Mongolia Rihanna's black hole

    • @bleachbleach7569
      @bleachbleach7569 7 лет назад

      omg is

    • @jessicawilkinson1699
      @jessicawilkinson1699 7 лет назад

      pepe boii no no no MY DOG NAME BUTTERS THAT MAKE IT WEIRD

  • @OM-oi3ot
    @OM-oi3ot 4 года назад +4

    This made me think of “I’m Sara and in case you’re wondering that’s S-A-R-A with no H because H’s are EW!” 😂

  • @ForeverFallingCrescent
    @ForeverFallingCrescent 5 лет назад +44

    I got absolutely bullied just because I had a hyphen in my name.
    If anyone asks, my name it Toni-Jane shorten to T-J because my grandad was also named Toni.

    • @dnieto1466
      @dnieto1466 5 лет назад +2

      One of my classmates have a hyphen in their name too

    • @womankisser857
      @womankisser857 5 лет назад +4

      toni-jane sounds so pretty omg!!

    • @Khidyhfjjvjv
      @Khidyhfjjvjv 5 лет назад +2

      Ahh rip oof kids are rude

    • @saracole1192
      @saracole1192 5 лет назад

      Your grandad? 'Toni' is normally the female variant.

    • @laxsonic3006
      @laxsonic3006 5 лет назад

      @@saracole1192 either she meant grandma or she spelled it wrong and the spelling is tony

  • @rianmurphy2009
    @rianmurphy2009 5 лет назад +55

    Probs name mine child the emoji egg plant

  • @Wsad-kn7ki
    @Wsad-kn7ki 6 лет назад +25

    How celebrities name their children😂

  • @niccogarcia8374
    @niccogarcia8374 4 года назад +3

    My Parents: "ooOo so many OpTiOnS foR a NaMe for oUR CiLd lets NamE It ADolf HitlEr"
    Police: walks up to me
    also police: STOP YOUR A VIOLATION OF THE LAW

  • @mayasworldon_fire305
    @mayasworldon_fire305 7 лет назад +76

    My sisters name is Hermione

  • @teaspill8391
    @teaspill8391 5 лет назад +25

    My name is Niamh pronounced Neve it’s Irish and my family decided to move from Ireland to England for a job and no one can pronounce it 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @TurkeyBurkey-ps3qz
      @TurkeyBurkey-ps3qz 5 лет назад

      Yay I'm Irish aswell

    • @_saymun
      @_saymun 4 года назад

      wtf....

    • @TurkeyBurkey-ps3qz
      @TurkeyBurkey-ps3qz 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @RenyxGhoul
      @RenyxGhoul 4 года назад +1

      Very true there are some Irish, Welsh and Scottish name that have really interesting spellings and pronunciation

  • @saitama9607
    @saitama9607 7 лет назад +106

    Police:what is your name?
    Cheeto.
    Police:what?
    My parents couldn't name me Donald Trump so they improvised.
    Police:ohhhh that makes sense.ok Mr.cheeto drive safely.

    • @saitama9607
      @saitama9607 7 лет назад +1

      Thanks!

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 7 лет назад

      "When your name is so awful...."

    • @finns.sweetener1979
      @finns.sweetener1979 7 лет назад

      Ismael Tarango LMAO

    • @shilohrainn6222
      @shilohrainn6222 7 лет назад

      Ismael Tarango omfg 😂😂😂😂

    • @jessicawilkinson1699
      @jessicawilkinson1699 7 лет назад

      Ismael Tarango AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAWAAAAAHAAAHHHHHHHHAHAAHAHAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAAHHHHAAAAhahahaaaa haha ha.. *coughs*

  • @SwoleWolfHasAHandlebarMustache
    @SwoleWolfHasAHandlebarMustache 3 года назад +1

    When you find out Nutella changed her name when she grew up to Cruella 🤣