I just can't decide whether it's funnier when they can only muster the daintiest little slaps or massive full fist slams that practically reverberate through the mic.
Sora's such an angel 🥺 Any attempt at hurting inanimate objects only hurts her more. Miko's Elite Desk Takedown is impressive. I'm SHOCKED that Suisei hasn't been more violent than that. Matsuri's got some good drumming skills. So does Aqua. And of course who can forget the explosions of cuteness that are Ayame and Luna? Ollie slams her desk like a charge rifle! .........Why did I not anticipate this? Early Amelia Watson is simply a supervillain to desks everywhere. I feel like she's toned it down somewhat recently. (Or she just really freaking hates Super Mario Bros. series.)
Miko must have either a really loose connection or her rage is just too powerful. Also knew this would end with Ame as you could literally fill the run time of this vid with how often she exhibited anger/frustration at her desk.
(not good at anger) Made of paper: Suisei, miosha, luna, lamy, anya, moomers, irys (actually trying to break shit) Made of lead: Noel, pekora, la+, reine, ame (either pretending or more frustrated) Made of cute: Watame, sakamata, moona, zeta (more angrish than desk slam) Made of rage: Towa, kanata, nene, koyori, kobo
I'm convinced that Aqua's slams get buffed by the mic and Subaru's gets hardnerfed. Subaru would destroy her desk before her slams would reach the volume of her voice after all :P
Imagine how many noise complaints they get each day. Unless they live in their own house, then imagine how sore their throats are at the end of each stream
I searched through the time stamps, watched the video until the end but still EVA-01 didn't exist Even though she is not a member anymore but she was the best desk slammer imo
AZKi, Roboco, Aki, Choco, Botan, Lui, Iroha, Iofi, Risu & Ina are too chill to slam their desk to be featured here it seems. Also no Rushia or Coco or Sana? o7
What strength does one like Miko gain to slam their desk so hard to loose signal? 😂 I’ve only ever seen a *ahem* certain Splatoon player be able to do that prior to watching this
The “No Signal” for Miko killed me. 😂
It's like a recurring gag in TV series, but made just for ELITE comedic timing
She's so ELITE that comedic timing happens passively around her.
Sasuga ELITE-chan
@@CaptainCFalcon LOL
The power of Miko hand!!!!
Ame playing super mario galaxy (my favorite game) is raging......i know this feeling 😂😂😂
I like how Mio's three desk slams have their own categories:
1. Genuine rage.
2. Unintended Pon.
3. Cute frustration.
Wdym? They're all cute!
the first one is funny tho,where she slams and there’s no signal pop up😂😂
Also no signal
I'm the hundredth like
Miko "No Signal" with the "ah" or "oh" sound is just too awesome for me...
I fuckin love how every time miko hits her desk it’s just hard enough to undock her switch
Miko treats her table as a personal war drum. 😂
Anytime she bangs on it, her enemies get disoriented for a short while
@@iaminsideyourwalls2021 literally a stun LMAO.
I love how the reverberations go through the mic stand
Now I'm imagining her using it as her drum to sing "We are We are FAQ"
16:13 Ollie lays onto her desk like a gatling gun
No that's MG42
I know from my experience that it's the sound of rage pressing the keys on a keyboard. Yeah, done that before.
AK47 berserker mode
miko: desk slam
switch: no signal
killed me every time
4:27 I could just feel her rage emanating from my screen. That scream was pure anger.
Miko's desk is the only that retaliates by turning her video off. As expected of an elite desk.
If kanata punches the table, the table instantly turns into dust.
I just can't decide whether it's funnier when they can only muster the daintiest little slaps or massive full fist slams that practically reverberate through the mic.
Danchou picking up her keyboard and repeatedly smashing it over her knees while calmly complaining is the best.
Ame doesn't slam her desk, She Slaughters it
It sounds like a cool assault rifle with shells ringing out
Ollie's was rapid fire, but Ame's desk slamming is with authority
6:04 that Mio clip should've been in a try not to laugh compilation. It's just plain hilarious.
16:15 that was an earthquake more than anything 😂
21:57 ame is the most gamer out of myth in these moments
8:35 Flare’s “God Damn” really surprised me how smooth it was. Don’t often hear her speak English
It made me bursts out laughing 😂
The way Moona scream and say "no no no" while slamming her desk makes me goes to the heaven, it's too cute like a baby
Honestly we all know how salty Ame is but, that clip with Lap playing Jump king was scary! I honestly thought she was going to flip her desk lol.
Could you imagine the announcement tweet, "Sorry everyone, I will be on a 3 week hiatus due to needing to replace my entire streaming setup"
Yeah, Lap used straight up Violence with a Capital V
14:36 Jesus christ😂
normal rage, anyone who plays slightly frustrating games have probably done that
ame the professional desk slammer! what a true gamer detective she is
Ayame going all patapatapata on her desk 😭 cute
Sora's such an angel 🥺 Any attempt at hurting inanimate objects only hurts her more.
Miko's Elite Desk Takedown is impressive. I'm SHOCKED that Suisei hasn't been more violent than that.
Matsuri's got some good drumming skills. So does Aqua.
And of course who can forget the explosions of cuteness that are Ayame and Luna?
Ollie slams her desk like a charge rifle! .........Why did I not anticipate this?
Early Amelia Watson is simply a supervillain to desks everywhere. I feel like she's toned it down somewhat recently. (Or she just really freaking hates Super Mario Bros. series.)
Sora isn’t just an angle she’s a goddess
Miko must have either a really loose connection or her rage is just too powerful. Also knew this would end with Ame as you could literally fill the run time of this vid with how often she exhibited anger/frustration at her desk.
9:02 i understand your anger on this undyne boss
All this rage and we got blessed with watame's wholesomeness
You can clearly hear the spoon rattling in a glass mug on Kobo's desk lol. That "clink clink clink" is definitely from someone that enjoys gaming tea.
4:20 she broke out into a song for a second
I want to send my deepest condolences to Desk kun here , rest in peace bro o7
15:13 Sakamata Chloe
15:41 Hakui Koyori
7:43 As someone who plays RPGs on a regular basis, I felt this... x_x
Ganbatte Desk-kun 😢
Ollie's desk slam is gonna bring Omaha beach PTSD
Welp it really does sound like MG42 from afar
Noel is a really impulsive woman, I'll never forget how she said her name while streaming with her other account and she obliterated her keyboard
Ironically, the immediate violent reaction was the part that made it unmistakable that it was definitely her.
oh!? is there a video??
@@DarknightSinadathat video has been deleted but i have it on my phone
@@Wholesome_Sensei why not upload it on to youtube?
@@DarknightSinada google ' canan keyboard smash' there should be streamable link
Desk-kun is a very hard worker. Respect for him not breaking down *o7*
10:26 I love Towa's gagging seal screams XD
Part 2 please!!!
Miko slamming her desk while playing Super Mario Bros has a bunch of counts.
(not good at anger) Made of paper: Suisei, miosha, luna, lamy, anya, moomers, irys
(actually trying to break shit) Made of lead: Noel, pekora, la+, reine, ame
(either pretending or more frustrated) Made of cute: Watame, sakamata, moona, zeta
(more angrish than desk slam) Made of rage: Towa, kanata, nene, koyori, kobo
Forgot Sora and Mel
Also Miko and Hachaama
Also shuba
Also Ollie
黒ちゃんとフブちゃんとぐらちゃんは・・・？
miko turning off her set up everytime she hit her desk was so goddamn funny i'm deceased 😭😭😭😭😭😭
HoloX, Kronii and Ame have the most intense rages.
Kobo always hit her desk with ten thousand wrath.. doesn't matter the condition or game lol her patient is very thin
Everything Kobo does, she has to make as much noise as possible. She's a walking sonic weapon.
Desk-kun is literally the strongest being in existence.
I think desk slam lamy will give desk-kun +100 hp 😂
0:13
If you hit the table on purpose it will definitely hurt, but if you are annoyed it won't hurt that much🗿🙏
"no signal"
Miko:oh?
miko: *slam desk*
signal: I've decided to die
Desk-kun: why am I still here? Just to suffer?
Moona's blessed scream is gonna be my best alarm
As I could see:
You will never find Botan in these.
Ollie seems to be the Mr. Jagger of Hololive lol
Yo. Nobody hurts our boi Desk-kun like that.
This is epic haha, thanks for subbing this
14:00 this scream AAAAAAaAAAAAaaAaAaAaAaaaaaaaaAAAAAA😂😂😂😂
I just finished my ame rage compilation and now I have to rearrange it to make extra space
I'm convinced that Aqua's slams get buffed by the mic and Subaru's gets hardnerfed. Subaru would destroy her desk before her slams would reach the volume of her voice after all :P
Tokino: -100
Miko: -350
Suisei : -120
Mel: -1000
Matsuri: -3750
Haachama: -1750
Subaru: -120
Shion: -100
Aqua: -450
heres for now until tomorrow
Kanata: -9999
RIP Desk-kun
Cause of death: getting repeatedly slammed by a bunch of idols
We must find Sora's desk and burn it to the ground for hurting such a pure Goddess.
Desk-kun durability is crazy
Desk Kun is the most powerful member of Hololive. Desk Kun withstands the punishment and continues to endure.
That's one of the most important thing that you need to train.
Haachama just yelling out nene's name had me intears that stream
Then we have ayame's cute pitter patters
Imagine how many noise complaints they get each day. Unless they live in their own house, then imagine how sore their throats are at the end of each stream
I searched through the time stamps, watched the video until the end but still EVA-01 didn't exist
Even though she is not a member anymore but she was the best desk slammer imo
The best desk slammer of hololive
Turns out it was practice for Mafumafu.
How is there barely any Towa when she's the goat of desk kun
This is gold! Lintahlo san!
I am a little hurt that Akirose was not doing desk smashes... I highly look forward to seeing her in the book as well.
11:37 luna is too cute
AZKi, Roboco, Aki, Choco, Botan, Lui, Iroha, Iofi, Risu & Ina are too chill to slam their desk to be featured here it seems. Also no Rushia or Coco or Sana? o7
Rushia the holo desk slammer pro
I love how every time mikochi desk slams she loses signal 😂😂😂😂😂
Sora' hit on the table should heal Desk-kun since she's the HoloQueen
14:34 pure frustration and anger...
Sheesh and here I thought we're having a Hololive version of Ace Attorney with those desk slams
6:05 Yeaah...I know that feeling for sure!
6:04
She literally got clap bro 😂😂😂
Ame has most satisfying table slams
Okayu:
"tap 🐾"
0:10, 0:32, 1:35, 1:44, 8:02, 11:55 R.I.P Desk-kun
2:07, 3:15, 4:00, 4:42, 8:40, 10:34, 13:39, 14:37, 15:52, 16:16, 16:35, 17:31, 21:10 ... 🎧😂
1:35 Mel's Scream then Dancing Desk😹😹😹😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@@joshuaclemente2221... ASMR 😅
LMAO@@V-li6mt😹😂🤣
I just love watame clips
You're not alone brother
So much salt, and then there is Sora, Okayu, and Lamy who needed to be asked to daipon.
Poor Miko keeps suffering from malfunctions. Like that one time she lost all her progress.
bro ame straight up shoots her desk
1:12
スペシャルゲスト:がう○・ぐらw
Suisei frustation wasnt that she lost but the piece that she needed came right when she died
I think Lamy's was more +hp than -hp 😂
Miko no signal
Kaela skia one pretty high up on my list lol
Ollie perfect comboed her desk
Those Desks are going to need serious therapy
If only a certain necromancer were here…
What strength does one like Miko gain to slam their desk so hard to loose signal? 😂
I’ve only ever seen a *ahem* certain Splatoon player be able to do that prior to watching this
Dude, waston do a looooot of damage I feel bed for she's desk🤣
What game was Kronii playing at 17:52?
DARQ
0:33 Putz12 moment
man I've not heard that name in a while, I see he's made his mark on the internet
They are adorable even when raging ww
I think Laplus actually kicked her desk.
You should include the Hologra one with the table fighting back.
Please put just the slams to the beat of Mr. Blue Sky
Tskr 🙏
For some reason i was expecting Sora to hit her head on the desk. 💀
its hilarious how subarus desk slams are so quiet prob due to the fact she has to turn the gain WAY to account for her powerful shuba dB.
I now present you. The Zombie Gatling Gun. 16:17
I didnt know Aqua can scream like that 😂😂
19:54 that's one way to crack open a cold one