Black Mesa Blue Shift Barney Trying Roll Up To A Girl

[@PlanetaJuegosPC]

would be funny if you can get a game ending where you get fired haha

[@varahunter68]

you can if you fire on someone

[@Eyeling]

I know you could get that in the original.

[@dylanzlol7293]

Gordon doesnt get fired for being an asshole, why should barney be the one punished?

[@jcdenton6427]

@@dylanzlol7293 Gordon is highly trained professional. Barney is just a guard, and in BM they treated like shit so that would work fine.

[@magnum7978]

@@dylanzlol7293Gordon doesn’t need to hear all that. He’s a highly trained professional.

[@OneFreeMan17]

That laptop looks like it was made for someone twice her size

[@mrviking2mcall212]

Gotta love bulky tech from the early 2000s.

[@redeye4516]

That's the gaming laptop Breen was complaining about causing the Resonance Cascade.

[@delatomvione9943]

That laptop was made for people like Shaquille O'neal.

[@isekaiexpress9450]

After 50 or so times he does it, Resonance Cascade happens.
Scientist girl: "Now look what you've done."

[@hl2betafan]

finished playing black mesa blue shift and
oh
is that what barney does daily? shuts down people's laptops when someone's working?

[@SirYodaJedi]

The life of a half-life protagonist.

[@kamarulzamanbinyahaya4637]

thats a big asS laptop

[@stonedmonkey6654]

secret nasa laptop

[@kamarulzamanbinyahaya4637]

@@stonedmonkey6654 oh thats why this laptop so big it has like 1 petabyte size and 8k

[@MrPerson61]

@@kamarulzamanbinyahaya4637 well this also takes place in the 90s so it could have been worse lol

[@f.palmero5010]

@@MrPerson61 That Portable Console has the computer output to calculate a near perfect circle using its entire ram supply.
Sadly, all final renders come out in 144p.

[@MrPerson61]

@Calx when was that established? Never heard that before

[@lemone12]

Comically large laptop

[@Bruh-td7ex]

Well half life/black mesa canonically take place at 200-

[@badieTV]

Laptop from Black Mesa

[@thevisitor1032]

Laptops in the early 2000s be like.

[@JoeNuts42]

barney got that rizz

[@chinoyomaji288]

The way she flips it back open is so funny to me

[@protennis365]

That HR department is going to have a field day with Barney.

[@pnowy1146]

bro barney got the lightskin stare

[@FRACCANICk]

Now it’s clear where Barney went in Half life 2 Episode 2, he went to his girl

[@AtlatlMan]

Sigma Male Calhoun mogging his way to a score...

[@ShodaiGojira-xn3xk]

First off, holy shit that's a massive laptop. Second off, if you played Half-Life 2, you know Barney got rizz..

[@sebluigi6438]

Bro Just looking at her 💀💀💀

[@dr.wallacebreen3859]

So relatable

[@gamma4202]

I never new you could do that!!!!

[@makarylli1]

Big laptop

[@capitalgames318]

She was smart enough to disable "snooze-mode" when flipping down the laptop. Next thing she needs is an "auto delete" function for her browser history when she flips it.

[@TpoJioJio47]

inadequate reaction to a nice guy :) Laptop just closes itself

[@davibaggicorreia]

hey i did that before.

[@lol4zjake98]

Yeah a pc doesn’t automatically shut when you get scared, and also what how’d you get scared when someone walks up

[@Kobirn28]

Barney is the one that shuts the laptop. That’s why she gets angry with him

[@vivious_]

tf your problem

[@combinemetrocop4213]

damn, that's a large laptop

[@Thetoucanman918]

Securizz

[@samyosefinia1682]

Well what ?

[@gingerbreadlemonzest024]

w rizz