Star Wars: The Old Republic but I'm trying to flirt with everyone
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Sith are well known for their silky smooth nuts
came for starwars, stayed for zanny shaving his balls
Manscaped: Refining the Gentlemen.
All hail the zan man!
I do indeed like scaping my man
"but I'm trying to flirt with everyone" The correct way to play any bioware rpg
I agree.....
Yes...
I would argue, but the characters arguing about who gets to bone you while you are knee deep in either Geth Chasis or Dark Spawn bits is highly entertaining.
@@shadowofhawk55 In the deep roads trying to find out who gets to ride the Grey Warden express.
@@shadowofhawk55 The correct is obviously the broodmother.
"A Jedi's mindtrick won't work on you if you don't use your mind"
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
@thx This works well with what istiaan said, but why?
They work more if you don't use your mind.
I’m safe, then.
i thought it was the opposite, a jedi mind trick work more on people with weak minds.
although i might think it won't work on someone with adhd.
I was looking for this
"Finally lost his virginity, I'm so proud of you!"
*"I deserve this now, give me the Revan mask"*
That almost broke me
lmfao
Agreed. Virgins are unworthy to wear the mask.
Broke me
that broke me
I love how Zanny is playing a sith, picking basically every dark side choice, but then gets concerned about ethics when his padawan wants to bone.
Well, there is no code about Padawans wanting to bone so.
Professionals have standards
"This is a variety channel"
"Probably gonna play for honor"
The variety with this guy is crazy
The right kind.
He should mix it up and play Battlefront II (it would actually be variety since he hasn’t played that in over a year).
Yes
Hey, if it ain't broke
@Sahil Singh, my bad, but that’s still very long ago so it would be variety if he played it in August or sometime before 2021 ends.
Shave my sack painlessly? Zanny you're supposed to be trying to sell me this product
😳
The hav man himself
sus
ayo what was the song at 11:22?
@@lukeogor481 it's from cyberpunk 2077 don't know the name tho
Zanny: " We gotta catch that Jedi! She's... being held up by customs."
The Jedi: "We love democracy."
😂😂😂😂
Lmao
I'm playing through SWTOR now as a Jedi Consular to see the other side. When I arrived to Coruscant, I was lost at the spaceport and I made the joke of "what now, do you have to go through customs?" Yes.
Obi wan: “Anakin why did you kill the Younglings they were children”.
Anakin: “I was trying to get more dark side points”.
How it should have been
Anakin: i am farming points
"I then realized that 2 million credits is FUCKING NOTHING."
I fucking died laughing so hard because it's true. Well put
It’s starting to become that way in real life, I estimate in like, 200 years, we will be at this level
@@Stringnerd11 I mean depending on where you are, we're past that level. Different currencies have different levels of inflation (and entirely different counting values). If we're talking about reward points at least we're past that. 10 million for a $1 gift card.
@@vullord666 fair
I was so frustrated when I saw how expensive strongholds were. I mean thankfully the coruscant (I have no idea how to spell that cancerous name) was fairly cheap
@@toppaisme they should just call credits pesos
This is actually very entertaining. Really liking this series.
Same.
Keep it going
Oh reaaaaaaally especially the title I assume
It's zanny. You expected anything less?
👆❤️.
“I would sooner see Alderaan blasted into space debris than given over to the Empire.”
Well that didn’t age well.
Wdym it aged perfectly… well until the Death Star you know.
@@pizzakingboy8255 3000 years later lmao
It aged like hot milk
I just imagined palpatine maniacally laughing in the future then saying “that can be arranged”
0:36
Cake is a lie.
There is only pie.
Through pie I gain Weight,
Through weight I gain calories,
Through calories I gain fat,
Through fat my belt is broken, the couch shall free me
Thank you, Master Bountypet
Holy crap that's awesome! Thanks for typing it out; I never would have noticed otherwise.
How this have only 20 like. Underrated. I started Rolling on the floor After Reading my belt Is broken😂😂😂
How the Sith Warrior sounds normally: Calm, suave, intelligent. A true master of the Dark Side
How the Sith Warrior sounds when he's trying to flirt with random NPCs: "Pretty twilek lady..." **drools**
I appreciate Bioware's attention to _realism_
@@nicolasa.3192
Indeed, the attention to detail in this is wonderful
"You can't Jedi mind trick me ! I don't use my mind"
- My Fallout Character
@Videoms and the rest in strength
20th playthrough character specifically
13:30 Zanny: “Im tryna increase my dark side points, man”
Blenks: *”Understandable, have a nice day”*
Darth Lachris : ....an enjoyable day
Zanny: The Whole day ?!
This cracked me up so badly 😂
Zanny: describes For Honor as “a piece of shit game”
Me: “I totally agree!” while loading up for honor hoping to get a match with him
Me: Totally agree, so play Battlefront II instead.
Me: Totally agree, so play red dead 2 instead.
Me: Totally agree, so... I don't know. I just want to feel included
@@8thMusketeer i dont even have a pc
@@8thMusketeer, you’re included.
I’m convinced Zanny is a sith because relationships are forbidden as a Jedi
What would be the better sith name ?
Darth zanneth or Darth zannus ?
Sexual relationships?? No
Sentimental relationships?? Absolutely
this will definetly be in the thousand likes in a few hours
Jedi's are still better and more bad ass than sith tho.
You can have relationships as a Jedi you just have to realize that the jedi code is idiotic when it comes to romantic attachments
“The wolf of sith street” is a movie I never thought I needed but now It’s needed.
Was thinking the same XD That concept broke me XDD
"Kill him? I'm conflicted"
Moments later:
"Wow, this is exciting."
This Padawan had issues before she met Zanny.
"Those men were defenseless and unarmed."
(Literally were pointing blasters in Borrger's general direction)
Glad someone said it
Ikr
It's is a running trend in the sith storylines, especially light side. The jedi are raging hypocrites where they borderline delude themselves trying to justify their actions.
@@excusemoi4151 isn't that every star wars medium in a nutshell xD
@@tamaoyukimura4596Perhaps, swtor just isn't very subtle about it.
even though he's done this a million times i still laugh when zanny says "gross" when a character says "come" 🤣
Why have you "come" here?
You wil regret “coming” here
"The whole day? What a ROCK STAR." 😂 hilarious I lost it
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You are getting simped in this game more than any thot on earth
I only want you Zanny
Play Battlefront 2!
The fucking click bait got me
Borrger: chokes the General’s lover and then kills her and her friends
Zanny: In background hysterically laughing
Zanny already became a tyrant
Tbf it was pretty funny
"2 million credits IS NOTHING!"
I felt this.
When I saw the huge lines of pretty standard Cartel items costing +200mil I remembered exactly why I stopped playing SWTOR.
It wasn't because of the inflation, I just remember the inflation being around when I got sick of the story going back to the tedious Republic vs. Empire stuff.
we swtor players all did ;-;
@@HellbirdIV I only play the game when the story updates are out and to sometimes replay the original class stories, all the duping glitches really fucked up the economy.
@@harambe4267 The lack of referral system now has probably made it worse tbh.
I was you 501st like you're welcome
"I have now learned that 2 million credits is fucking nothing." - Zanny
Welcome to SWTOR, buddy.
2:36 “Ugh, my frames!!!” - said pretty much every gamer ever at some point in their lifetime.
"Is he in? ...HES IN!!!" -the best line from any swtor player, well done
Zanny: "Yeah do that... use the force"
Han: "Thats not how the force works"
Zanny: "wtf"
@@thebatman7347 best line.
And thus, Borrger's journey still continues. So glad Zanny is making this a series :)
"Are they roleplaying!?"
Also Zanny: *Why are you here. I was expecting the padawan.*
0:38 is no one gonna appreciate the time and effort that man put into that message for borger?
Every MMO player while losing a duel - “Oh no my framerate dropped!”
but it tru though swtor got mad frame drops
@Videoms deception
Zanny: *buys Quinn gifts*
Me: "Let's hope that doesn't backfire later."
Let's not worry, Quinn has a deep interest in Borrger and his progress in the dark side.
Hey at least he wasnt flirting with quinn
Sssshhhhhhh
@@sheesh8831 not yet...
@@rjramun i mean yeah but zanny obvs too cheap to subscribe or get the dlcs lol
Some guy: I would rather see Alderaan blasted into space debris rather than give it to the empire
Me: Who's gonna tell him?
16:11 The excitement in Zanny's voice kills me
Burrger- "perhaps that padawan can be turned." Darth Anoyance- "yes." i found that far funnyier than i should XD
Lol
Zanny: Join me in the dark side
Jaese: No
Zanny: please
Jaese: Ok i´m interested
If he had shouted “Do it!” Then it would be more believable.
"I'd sooner see Aldaraan blasted into space debris than handed over to the Empire!"
lmao
Tarkin's distant ancestor: I'll make sure all of my offsprings remember that.
"The WHOLE day?!?" Had a coughing fit was laughing so hard.
I’m surprised zanny didn’t say “THE GORL” when jaesa showed up
To be fair, the Warrior has a personality that isn’t defined entirely by EDGY BACKSTORY.
In a Gru accent.
GORRRRLL
@@route77productions no no no its should be
*The Gorlls
@@ZKP314 The Warrior is a Rich kid who chose rather then bribing the Empire to not make him go to Korban, decided it be for fun to do so.
"I've got all the beautiful Tw'lek women I need"
I think Borger is a Simp Lord
A SIMP, Lord?!
Do you still use boomer too?
He's Not a simp lord he's a minecraft gamer
@@MammalianCreature okay boomer ;)
69th like
@@MammalianCreature boomer type comment
16:08 love how proud he sounds here
15:28 that among us personally hit me different, 🤣
"Those men were defenseless and unarmed"
he says, referring to the person who was just holding a blaster
Those people were defenseless and unarmed, as I purposefully had the guards wait outside until you'd finished slaughtering them. How dare you!
"This planet fucking sucks."
Ah, just wait until you go to Hoth, Zanny.
Wait till he makes it to Voss. I was full light side. Thousands of points. Fought hundreds of dark side forces. But Voss . . .
Voss broke me.
Sith Sorc here BTW
@@brandonmarshall6191 guess voss is tedious because you’re almost at the end of the class story
@@nakseyyy maybe so man. All I remember is I had to run around the whole planet to get this stone. I still remember the moment when I snapped. The guy who had the stone made me do this ridiculous fetch quest. And I came back to him and he said something to the effect of "now go do 2 more."
Something inside me just broke. I killed him right then and there. Took the stone and went on about my business.
"On the left is a wonderful arrangement of ice snow, and on the right is a wonderful arrangement of ice and snow"
@@brandonmarshall6191 My Sorcerress stayed Lightside but only because she enjoys how it confuses other Sith Lords. I totally get why Voss frustrate you. They created a society that is stable but devoid of choice. "Someone had a dream I have to kill myself for a peace thousand years from now? OK!" No hesitation, no critical thought, no effort to find another way to achieve the same result. Whichever side gets them in the end is not the winner.
"You can't Jedi mindtrick me! I don't use my mind!"
I'm definitely not stealing that one.
Borrger is like a deleted scene character from episode 2! He can hear Anakin from a distance! 🤣 7:45
You can flirt with Malgus in a future expansion. Spoiler, he doesn’t like your advances.
God I lost it when I saw that option.
Naturally, it chose it immediately.
Did that with my blue Twi'lek Inq.
Must've opened some old wounds, lol.
@@mosteraz lol yeah imagine if you are forced to kill your wife then someone looking like your wife tries to flirt with you its pretty insulting to say the least
"Ugh"
Zanny: I gotta go to Alderaan
Me: Back when most planets still existed.
Zanny: hOpE nOtHInG BAd hApPEns tO iT.
We heard that chuckle at the end lmfao
“I know why you’ve come”
“Gross”
Dead. I’m dead
A manscaped ad is just an elaborate way to tell people you have smooth balls
"I feel like I changed her mind too fast." said every star wars fan about Anakin's change as well lol
I would have said the same thing before the Clone Wars existed.
But like who tho, no legit ive never heard anyone say it was rushed and tbh i think it was really well done
@@scoutbite4334 When the movies came out in the early and mid 2000s it was a common gripe among other things
I was a kid then so I just enjoyed the movies. When I saw Anakin go dark, it made me sad.
The losing virginity part made me die from laughter. I didn't know that's how you earn a Darth Revan helmet 🤣
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@about you what did you just do to me?
Oh man, I can’t wait for get mine
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I need to do that then. I crave the beauty of wearing a Darth Revan helmet.
*Borrger’s not going for the Palpatine approach, Palpatine went for the Borrger approach.*
12:04 now that's foreshadowing
“I flirt with everyone”
-Sun Zue
this way your enemy can never figure out who your true lover is
so they can't use your romantic life against you, makes sense actually.
Sun Zan
@@yimkumerjamz1225 Son Zoo
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Zanny: *sits on throne*
*Johnny Silverhand theme intensifies*
What theme is?
It’s been good to know ya
@@malvagio-hc3gg the music playing In the background is Johnnys theme from cyberpunk
"This has been an enjoyable day"
-"A WHOLE DAY??!"
4:23 thanks zanny i was drinking and now i spitted it all out and nearly died choking on a bit
lmao
I hope Zanny tries the new Ghost of tsushima DLC being released.
Saaame
That would mean he has to chose between the final choices and I don’t think that will happen
@thx shut
Shut shut
Shut shut shut
Same
How is he supposed to play the dlc when he hasn’t even decided whether or not to kill or spare his uncle, lol.
Zanny:"Today I learned that 2 million credits is nothing"
What where you expecting a stable economy?
Aurcus Online economy where everything is 3.000.000 Rugia and you just gain 10 Rugia for bot.
Game: introduce player base economy
Chinese bots: "Allow me to introduce ourselves."
it is stable
runescape introduced a skill called "invention" where you destroy items to get components, which somewhat stabilized the economy.
so i guess there needs to be an item sink for swtor.
@@azzzanadra That doesn't matter, the economy got fucked when they failed to quickly respond to several duping glitches on top of the fact that most players use the cash shop to indirectly buy credits by selling cosmetics.
“You can’t Jedi mind trick me. I don’t use my mind” I’m in tears of joy wtf
“Jedi filth I can sense your good morals, it makes me sick”😂 😂
That line has to be my favorite.
"I'm actually feeling excited."
Don't stick your deck in crazy. RUUUNNNNN!!!!!
The light side romance for her is good.
@@captainkeyes1523 There is no light side romance for Jaesa.
@@DariusOfPersia Yes there is now. But much later
Womble reference noice
"Ah yes Borrger has lost his virginity, gimme that Revan mask I've earned it!!!" Dude I force choked so bad I coated my screen with my lemonade...
And of course there's some AC/DC as he's celebrating
Zanny, you are the reason why I gave this game a second chance. A lot more fun now than I originally had. Thanks man.
Agreed, fellow Revan. Thanks to Zanny I'm returning to Swtor
Feel the same way, dark side run seems way more fun, only played light side before. Gonna pick it back up!
"I would sooner see Alderaan blown into space debris than be given over to the Empire."
"That can be arranged, just have to give me a few years."
“You cannot mind trick me I do not use my mind”
Anyone other than Koreans playing starcraft 2
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Me, I play SC2
The cutscenes: _The wind's howling..._
The gameplay: _A breeze is blowing..._
That Cyberpunk music is uncomfartably fitting.
Dude pulled a reverse Revan. Revan said he would not remove the mask until his job was done, Zanny will not wear it until his job is done.
I got clickbaited into playing the game from the cinematics, and I still enjoyed it because my little mind just imagined it to be more EPIC.
I mean technically It gets pretty epic but you just have to be willing to stick with the game
I Jedi mind trick myself
Yeah like it’s not insane technical combat all you do is press buttons but the journey alone with your own character just makes awesome as hell. And there are some epic moments endgame
Zany: so they reached out and now giving it away
SWTOR team: and we found him throwing the codes around to everyone...some men just wanna see the world burn
Absolutely hilarious when he yells “WHAAAT” when he talks to Malgus 😂
"You cannot Jedi mind-trick me! Because I dont use my mind.." - Darth Jar Jar
Zanny: see? He's like a puppy!
Sand demon: Roars.
Me: it was at this moment he knew: he fucked up.
That part where the girl was acting all tough and out of nowhere she just goes please don’t kill him he’s my lover I- I’ll do anything
I’ve played old republic so this had me wheezing 🤣🤣
Finally, a game that actually runs on zannys laptop
2:58 "what am I looking at" is my reaction to every other menu in most MMOs.
Zanny flirting with everyone
Cops: it's like Christmas, but worse
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Nobody:
Zanny: You can't Jedi Mind trick me, I don't use my mind.
To be fair, most Sith don't.
Now we gotta get the smuggler’s story next, the flirt options in that one will make the laughs never stop
2:15 The dark side is a pathway to many abilities so would consider unnatural
“It’s not a puppy!” - immediately transitions to puppy break. Comedy gold right there 😂
"THE WHOLE DAY?" Had me dead 💀
Me too xD
Swtor: Stop! Please! Blenks is my lover!
Zanny: maniacal laughter
to be fair, the gameplay manages to make me FEEL like i’m in a cinematic trailer.
Nomen Karr: "They were defenseless and unarmed." *Both of them strapped with blaster pistols*. Me: wtf ?
Sith girl, “It has been an enjoyable day.”
Zanny’s mind: “IM BOUTA GET SOME ASSSSSSSSS!”
Jedi rocks starts playing
15:50 "Why he gotta make it sound so creepy?" That got me real good
Friend: You're stranded on an island what do you bring?
Me: MS lawnmower 4.0
“I am not so easily broken” breaks instantly
"Equipping my revan outfit to show them my drip"
- Sun Tzu, Art of War
I'm sitting here like "wear the Darth Revan mask!" But he's all like "I'll wear the Darth Revan mask when I feel I've earned it." Mad respect to zanny
0:55
Borger is so rich and powerful he sends some money into the for honor universe to help Roman with child support
4:42
"The economy in this game is fucked, there are no credits, there are only mass inflation"
Welcome to Post WW2 Germany, baby
And post WWI Germany
I’m less than 2 minutes in and “ you can’t Jedi mind trick me, I don’t use my mind” and “ the dark side moves me” are already killing me
5:46 macdaddymario gets it. KOTOR tricks you into playing dungeons and dragons and I'm about it.
KOTOR 2 is a dating/cult sim (and is the best of TOR series imo). Just so well-written. If you find the combat boring ratchet up the difficulty until you literally cannot progress without micromanaging your entire party and using all your items. The 1v1 with Vrook in KOTOR 2 I had to cheese with mines at the highest difficulty, because I hadn't built my character right.