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  • @thejfj
    @thejfj  2 года назад +158

    Get a sockman vinyl figure before they're gone forever.
    www.ownaj.com/products/jfj-pocket-sock-figure

  • @ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer
    @ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer 2 года назад +1077

    is this what scp 3008 looks like when noone's trapped inside

    • @Dpyrt
      @Dpyrt 2 года назад +76

      Has to find a way to pass the time somehow.

    • @gamemakeral3907
      @gamemakeral3907 2 года назад +80

      No no no scp 3008 is less deadly than this, this is just normal ikea

    • @fadedcafe3563
      @fadedcafe3563 2 года назад +9

      The manaqins are the soles that died and can move on to heaven it in the lore that if you die in scp 3008 you become a manaqin

    • @SneccTheSnake
      @SneccTheSnake 2 года назад +21

      "I'm not trapped in here with the employees, the employees are trapped in here with me" -J probably

    • @isaacmayer-splain8974
      @isaacmayer-splain8974 2 года назад +8

      Scp 3008 but someone gave all the 3008-2 instances every psychoactive drug possible

  • @et1033
    @et1033 2 года назад +696

    Holy shit, he's still as good as he was and now there are props to climb on and throw? This is his game.

  • @Vo_Memes
    @Vo_Memes 2 года назад +172

    Drunk IKEA workers simulator
    oh sorry IDEA workers

    • @ijnebula4888
      @ijnebula4888 2 года назад

      J is always in an IDEAl situation in this game.

  • @gingernerd971
    @gingernerd971 2 года назад +367

    [David Attenborough] Ahh, and here we see the JFJ in its preferred habitat. While the JFJ is an adaptable predator, able to succeed in a variety of climates, it truly excels in Battle Royales. This comes as no surprise, as the origin of the JFJ is a place known as Texas, a massive PVP zone filled with copious amounts of ranged weapons.

    • @schmorgus4592
      @schmorgus4592 2 года назад +16

      nah, texas isn't a pvp zone, that's chicago

    • @pabstlite7033
      @pabstlite7033 2 года назад +21

      @@schmorgus4592 Both, Texas is just more rural

    • @StHappyfaces
      @StHappyfaces 2 года назад +12

      @@pabstlite7033 Rural Texas isn't a PvP zone. Anyone that tries gets shut down by the PvE players.

    • @blaze-uo5pm
      @blaze-uo5pm 2 года назад +7

      @@StHappyfaces that didn't age well

    • @StHappyfaces
      @StHappyfaces 2 года назад +8

      @@blaze-uo5pm Salvador Ramos was indeed shot by a Border Patrol agent. He was stopped. But hey if we wanna get all the gotchas goin' over an r/outside joke on a JFJ video using the death of 19 kids, be my guest.

  • @pandaua7426
    @pandaua7426 2 года назад +152

    3:10 "Making the mother of all Ikea battle royals Jack, can't fret over every Swedish Meatball."
    - Mannequin Armstrong

  • @theenduriangamer5509
    @theenduriangamer5509 2 года назад +228

    Sock man momentarily enters another dimension and finds the inner peace he lost so long ago. Refuses to leave.

  • @wealthybone2990
    @wealthybone2990 2 года назад +604

    The true battle royale game but honestly I really loved the culling, too bad it didn't last long.

    • @iamapotato3191
      @iamapotato3191 2 года назад +35

      Unfortunately it had plenty of reasons to die : (

    • @ELMedain
      @ELMedain 2 года назад +36

      I remember when culling was all bows and melee. Good times

    • @CyrusL
      @CyrusL 2 года назад +14

      When the culling first came out I fucking loved that shit it was so cool

    • @wotwott2319
      @wotwott2319 2 года назад +27

      The Culling had an identity but the devs decided to have an identity crisis.

    • @arcktangent7947
      @arcktangent7947 2 года назад +14

      You could say it was...
      Culled?

  • @bullphr0g489
    @bullphr0g489 2 года назад +125

    "It's quite simple"
    *Proceeds to nuke the whole idea*

  • @MrMochi-nl1zb
    @MrMochi-nl1zb 2 года назад +12

    15:25 audio sounds like JFJ assaulting a street performer in the subway as he laughs at his pain

  • @ClydeEpic
    @ClydeEpic 2 года назад +16

    16:20 “what’s the next step of your master plan?” “Crashing this game…… WITH NO SURVIVORS!”

  • @InkblotHyena
    @InkblotHyena 2 года назад +16

    15:50 - "Snoipin's a good job, mate."

  • @darkassassin6457
    @darkassassin6457 2 года назад +239

    Can’t remember if it was the culling or SOS that I found this channel but either way this brings back some culling dominance memories

  • @jgarrigus2468
    @jgarrigus2468 2 года назад +92

    Man, J, I really can't stress this enough. I love watching you play games you genuinely enjoy. I just brings a huge energy to the video that is very entertaining and humorous. Keep doing what you're doing.

  • @Lower1K
    @Lower1K 2 года назад +54

    If I were a bad Demoman than I wouldn’t be sittin’ here talking to ya, now would I?

  • @claytonkane3813
    @claytonkane3813 2 года назад +62

    I fucking fell over laughing at the explosion that crashed the game, 10/10 J some of your funniest works yet

  • @that_mans7826
    @that_mans7826 2 года назад +17

    In all honesty, I'm just glad J can basically just play The Culling again. He always seemed to love playing it

  • @pizzatime366
    @pizzatime366 2 года назад +58

    the silly sock man finds tranquility

  • @strikermodel
    @strikermodel 2 года назад +5

    11:04
    His voice comm made this moment priceless

  • @RM_EXE
    @RM_EXE 2 года назад +51

    It seems that J has had enough with retail work that he now hunt customers for sport

  • @Lincyna
    @Lincyna 2 года назад +22

    JFJ is the only player we know, who can actually use the brain when fighting in a Battle Royale game.
    Along with his five sharpened senses of a godly human body.

  • @coolnamebro7363
    @coolnamebro7363 2 года назад +9

    16:22
    "Crashing this game... With no survivors!"

  • @Mr.Man1243
    @Mr.Man1243 2 года назад +1

    15:40 jfj humming to dead rising 2 mall music is something I didn’t know I wanted. But glad that I have.

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 2 года назад +4

    "What's the idea?"
    "It's quite simple!" :)
    [Nukes the store like an SCP facility]

  • @superlarryman
    @superlarryman 2 года назад +12

    Back to the OG game under a new name? What's next, an S.O.S. rehash? Love seeing you back in your element JFJ.

  • @lemaiathebird9161
    @lemaiathebird9161 2 года назад +13

    Glad that folks really enjoy this game, ever since that little beta test ages ago, knew culling fans would love this one

  • @Konfuzion
    @Konfuzion 2 года назад +12

    im addicted to this game

  • @SchnitzelRada
    @SchnitzelRada 2 года назад +21

    I said it once I'll say it again he's so funny we forget he's really good at pretty much all the games he makes videos on I know this is probably like a couple days worth of playing edited into like a half hour but still skills on display all the time every game with jfj

  • @quantumationsgaming3387
    @quantumationsgaming3387 2 года назад +2

    "Hits J with an explosive barrel"
    J: "You dare use my own spell against me Potter"

  • @FabSavioli
    @FabSavioli 2 года назад +25

    18 solid minutes pf J just DUNKING on people.

  • @Bee_Tea_Sea
    @Bee_Tea_Sea 2 года назад +2

    16:21
    By far the best part,
    Its dope this game exists

  • @casualcs3932
    @casualcs3932 2 года назад +2

    Ah yes, the 200IQ move by J to explode the piles of explosive barrels to crash his so nobody could kill him. His brilliance has no bounds!! 16:12

  • @TheDrumMajor
    @TheDrumMajor 2 года назад +10

    7:50 ok, you did NOT just pull an "SOS" and throw a healing item at that man, I know for a fact you did not just do that

  • @cg6156
    @cg6156 2 года назад +4

    JFJ - *sees red barrel* Luca - "BLLAaAATTtttt~"

  • @htv_therealog8243
    @htv_therealog8243 2 года назад +10

    14:59 sounds like a song I wanna have on repeat for the next hour what's the name.

    • @cruthaicheardiabhal3093
      @cruthaicheardiabhal3093 2 года назад +3

      The song is called “Ferris’ sand canyon”, hope ya have a nice day

    • @Justsomeguy62
      @Justsomeguy62 2 месяца назад

      Youve made my day​@@cruthaicheardiabhal3093

  • @zaggyzombie
    @zaggyzombie 2 года назад +14

    Its so good to see JFJ playing a game that replicates one he really missed.

  • @ethancampbell5548
    @ethancampbell5548 2 года назад +9

    Who knew they made an Infinite Ikea Battle Royale

  • @naiveveg8447
    @naiveveg8447 2 года назад +1

    the dude spamming ferris sand canyon as loudly as possible was the only actual threat there

  • @heirofspacegodtier8148
    @heirofspacegodtier8148 2 года назад +4

    It's really good to see you going back to your roots and having such a good time

  • @ScottieTheFox
    @ScottieTheFox 2 года назад +2

    this game is a good example of why every battle royale needs proximity chat

  • @Waqibaqil
    @Waqibaqil 2 года назад +2

    "Disgusting Black Creatures, Stay Out Of My Sight" - JFJ's Soul

  • @jacobcrouch6418
    @jacobcrouch6418 2 года назад +1

    Oh gods, I need to see more of this in the future, this has had my sides in space the entire time now

  • @thecometkid6073
    @thecometkid6073 2 года назад +4

    This made me laugh so much. Hope to see more from you!

  • @galloz834
    @galloz834 2 года назад +1

    JFj looks like he is having genuine fun and that makes me happy and wanting to play this game

  • @pandaua7426
    @pandaua7426 2 года назад +1

    Man, SCP-3008 looking a little different than how I remembered it, probably because the Infinite Ikea ran out of their Swedish meatballs and now the employees are killing each other for it.

  • @plaguedoctor4411
    @plaguedoctor4411 2 года назад +1

    i can no longer feel my sides

  • @grizl635
    @grizl635 2 года назад +2

    This video made me laugh so much even my sides are hurting now.
    Thanks jfj :)

  • @Zacharygoldberg123
    @Zacharygoldberg123 2 года назад +1

    "Wow! This game looks like a ton of fun! I wonder how much it is." *Checks steam* "IT'S FREE???"

  • @tmanwsoldtworld
    @tmanwsoldtworld 2 года назад +1

    I'm so happy for JFJ, I know how bad he missed the Culling, and now finally, something to fill the void

  • @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3
    @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3 2 года назад

    Beaning someone across the dome with a piece of random household furniture with Ed, Edd, and Eddy sound effects will never not get old.

  • @Gunzerkingidiot
    @Gunzerkingidiot 2 года назад +1

    Ah Yakuza helped with the random furniture throwing. Including LAMP.

  • @franciscorui
    @franciscorui 2 года назад +2

    No clipped into the backrooms and forced into a battle royale.

  • @kak42
    @kak42 2 года назад +2

    The authentic black friday experience

  • @jeremiahwright4450
    @jeremiahwright4450 2 года назад

    12:48 *There goes my HERO. Watch him as he goes!*

  • @DuskenWillow
    @DuskenWillow 2 года назад +1

    This is very satisfying to watch. Wouldn't mind more videos of this.

  • @unprofesional_tw1820
    @unprofesional_tw1820 2 года назад +1

    JFJ enjoying games fills me with so much joy

  • @S71xx
    @S71xx 2 года назад +1

    The king of the cull returns for his crown.

  • @cuminsenpai7852
    @cuminsenpai7852 2 года назад +30

    12:50 Gotten me laughing maniacally at that laddie soaring into the stratosphere.

  • @iceydicey77
    @iceydicey77 2 года назад +1

    So glad culling was recycled into something even better it's TRUE form

  • @meganobgutzkraka2398
    @meganobgutzkraka2398 2 года назад +2

    oh man J it's been a long time since you made me laugh this hard, all you're videos are great but this was straight brutal on my chest

  • @D3athScythe96
    @D3athScythe96 2 года назад

    13:25 ngl J that was absolutely sick

  • @GreenTeaTheTea
    @GreenTeaTheTea 2 года назад +2

    I can't believe they made a game specifically for JFJ to be good at! That's crazy :)

  • @DivingHawker
    @DivingHawker 2 года назад +3

    14:33 What music is this guy blasting?

  • @ray017ray017
    @ray017ray017 2 года назад +3

    i miss the culling. i played that shit so much. Baseball bat was my jam

  • @aficionadoavacado559
    @aficionadoavacado559 2 года назад +1

    Oh man, what a feeling to be thrown back to The Culling on JFJ’s channel

  • @lunarthefanartguy1512
    @lunarthefanartguy1512 2 года назад +2

    Loved the stream already can tell I'll love the video

  • @Subjecttochannel
    @Subjecttochannel 2 года назад

    Local texan goes on 18 minute long rampage inside of IKEA leaving no survivors, more at 11

  • @porkchops4lunch
    @porkchops4lunch 2 года назад +1

    Thinking I wouldnt recognize dead rising mall music like

  • @delsin1126
    @delsin1126 2 года назад

    I love jfj’s catchphrase from critically acclaimed filmed Morbius: ITS MORBIN TIME

  • @lynx5570
    @lynx5570 2 года назад +2

    Absolutely loved this video. I may rewatch it 20 times. I would love and probably others would love to see this again. Thx for making my bad day a great day!

  • @darkestcarving8735
    @darkestcarving8735 2 года назад +1

    This is legit one of the funniest games I've witnessed

  • @AK-es9dn
    @AK-es9dn 2 года назад +1

    3:02 liked

  • @Rever900
    @Rever900 2 года назад

    10:41 Oh man, that’s class

  • @imadrifter
    @imadrifter 2 года назад

    Those socks just kept coming
    THEY JUST KEPT COMING

  • @thescatmanr1802
    @thescatmanr1802 2 года назад

    "it's quite simple"
    *the unmatched power of the sun*

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 2 года назад

    Dang, the employees of SCP 3008 are fighting those strikebreakers like it's 1921 and they're asking to be paid in something other than funbucks(tm).

  • @xxdart246xx3
    @xxdart246xx3 2 года назад +2

    👁👄👁 shovel? 11:15

  • @PlungerMettaur
    @PlungerMettaur 2 года назад

    I cant believe Culling is back, and now we have furniture
    actually looks great

  • @lizzly25
    @lizzly25 2 года назад

    13:55 Gettin some sore loser vibes.
    He can stunlock someone and not see a problem with it, then get stunlocked himself and gets mad.

  • @dorianherrera8456
    @dorianherrera8456 2 года назад +1

    This feels like the Walmart shopping experience

  • @monke6395
    @monke6395 2 года назад +4

    This just makes me sad. I miss the culling so much. But this is just not the same....

  • @Funnymandias
    @Funnymandias 2 года назад +1

    HOLY SHIT THE CULLING IS BACK? DUDE. DUDE!

  • @SuperCoolrandomguy
    @SuperCoolrandomguy 2 года назад

    "Its quite simple"
    *detonates reality*

  • @ProJoe
    @ProJoe 2 года назад

    Thank you for showing me this game, its been he most fun I have had in a long time!

  • @Davidxblade
    @Davidxblade 2 года назад

    Lmao from that squeaker scream from that explosion XD

  • @celarious1989
    @celarious1989 2 года назад

    I'm actually so happy for you that a game was able to fill the void The Culling left
    Looking forward to you playing more shit you love

    • @YakAtax
      @YakAtax 2 года назад

      I know that pfp lmao

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 2 года назад

    15:25
    Like a cat on a fence

  • @lordsquoosh4262
    @lordsquoosh4262 2 года назад

    10:57 surprise appearance from Salacious Crumb

  • @Hiraeth-0X
    @Hiraeth-0X 2 года назад

    I'm making the mother of all Royales over here Jack!
    Can't fret over every bug

  • @awesome19ssbb
    @awesome19ssbb 2 года назад

    this really is just scp 3008 but the staff just started throwing hands.

  • @primalfear1388
    @primalfear1388 2 года назад

    The dead rising mall music is a great touch

  • @plutoeros5757
    @plutoeros5757 2 года назад +2

    I miss the Culling, I’d kill for another melee based BR (specifically on console). Still hoping Chiv II releases a BR mode.

  • @majorghoul9017
    @majorghoul9017 2 года назад

    Shocked to see that First-Person melee combat can be more than Elder Scrolls

  • @MyHeadHz
    @MyHeadHz 2 года назад +1

    the players in this game hit different.

  • @nananamamana3591
    @nananamamana3591 2 года назад

    When J put on the MGR music, I mentally pogged, for I will _NEVER_ forget *F I S T S*

  • @ArkayeCh
    @ArkayeCh 2 года назад

    The echo makes this game perfect.

  • @fadedcafe3563
    @fadedcafe3563 2 года назад

    Love to see JFJ having a fun time again.

  • @VimyGlide
    @VimyGlide 2 года назад

    further proof that jfj is the ultimate lifeform

  • @rallandtariv2139
    @rallandtariv2139 2 года назад +1

    Jay is an evil mastermind

  • @hugmuun
    @hugmuun 2 года назад

    The culling was amazing when it got its first few patches and then they ruined it and revamped it after 2 flopped so hard it literally had a negative player base and I'm glad to see a game finally capture what it had