So Jacklyn is her name. I liked her and Damien's kidney skit. It made me laugh pretty good, though I love the blooper version slightly more because of the sike out.
The legends are true, I was there yesterday. And let me tell you, haven't LIVED until you've tried to have your driver's license renewed next to something like that
@@hansdizon5166 I found out it's mostly because he was filming on "The Goldbergs" during the time this was filmed. So more than likely it would have happened (at least hopefully it would have), had he not been already filming for Goldbergs.
I enjoy the lung but they’re SOOOO hard to find and even if a store does sell them, they’re ridiculously expensive so I usually settle down for a stomach.
I love kidneys Those organs that are full of yellow soup it tastes really good Add salt and vinegar and blood to it and it will be perfect And the soup inside is rare Kidneys usually come with no sauce because it is rare and the police is searching for that soup
Zohra Fatima. I would say keep Every Murder Ever, and possibly Every Nightmare Ever. I ruled out the ones like Every Hypnotist Ever because they are very specific and there isn’t much to go off of. Then, I removed ones like Every Farmer Ever because they would be too expensive to make. In Every Farmer Every, you would need props such as farming equipment to put in a barn backdrop. That stuffs expensive, especially because it’s only getting used once. Every Nightmare Ever could work if you can get creative, but the effects might be tough. Every Murder Every would be good because it is pretty general. You have a lot of existing media to work with as well, and because of that you have many ideas. You could make fun of cheap slashers like Scream or do something about Gen Z. I hope that this helps you,
Once at the DMV my sister watched this group of people having a conversation and when they left she realized they weren't friends they had met at the DMV
I paused to read the fanfic, then realised that is was on wattpad. I went on wattpad and searched up THE TAMING OF SHREK it didn’t come up. POST IT PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!
that Harry Potter and Shrek crossover tho
"Whengardium lemme get in those jeans" in dyingggg
U paused the video to read the fan fic too?😂😂😂
Sophia Joy not gonna lie I would read the full creation
@@dareokoski8158 I think most people did tbh 😂
So i wasn't the only one to read the entire thing😂
Harry says as he quickly Puts his arm into those jeans and blah blah blah. Later Harry was covered in ogre "goo"
i cannot be the only one seeing this lady's eyes SHAKING.
ME TOO
Where
That’s actually pretty common. My dads eyes do that.
Some people can do that easily
Cysiek kidney wamaen
So Jacklyn is her name. I liked her and Damien's kidney skit. It made me laugh pretty good, though I love the blooper version slightly more because of the sike out.
@Hana Phelps I don't remember what video I saw her in first, but in that video, she didn't get credited and I commented asking people who she was.
I hope she becomes a cast member. She always has me laughing 😭
Yup the sike out got me!!
i love her this was hilarious!
Paul Effinger 666 th like
Legend has it Jackie is still tormenting Damien for his kidney to this day
뇞획싁초읜슥퇴브목뇌훅쵭은뵈뢰후뇨ㅣ횝숫뫼스툅늰숟넛묍숫
뇍숙쵝솝요툅순
표룃오묍슨쇡부뢳두퇴숩
I would
Even right now, it is still happening
The legends are true, I was there yesterday. And let me tell you, haven't LIVED until you've tried to have your driver's license renewed next to something like that
“Do a little spin my kidney bean...” bro I died
ikr lol also no one like its at 420 jk now 421
*the taming of shrek 'smut'*
the love story nobody knew they needed
Bro I read the entire Shrek Smut
@@whiterice7593 me too lol
*Wingardian lemme get in those jeans* I'm done! 😂😂
Brandon Phillips 😂😂😂
I think Damien wrote that, lol
Whoever Kidney woman is, that delivery had me in stitchesssssssssssssss!!
Read the description dude... It says her name, which to save you some time, is Jacklyn.
Right there with you
@@PaulEffinger thank yooooooooooouuuuuuuu
@@JaySogga you're quite welcome.
Oof
“They lived sexily ever after”
Noo u red it
Shreksily
Wut
James Wohltman yes !!!!!
Lol
Damien: **crushing Noah while yelling “No! Ah!”**
I laughed so hard when I realized, of course Damien is targeting Noah throughout that entire part xDD
Me: *reads the shrek fan fiction*
Also me: “Siri take a screen shot”
So I'm not the only one who screnshotted it
nice.
Same
Same to
I wasn’t the only one?
FartingUnicorn 69 you ask Siri to take a screen shot?
“Whengardium lemme get in those jeans” I’m using this unironically in real life now and, unfortunately, no one can stop me
yo it’s wingardium lol
Catlord Risen 1:12 pause and read my dude
whengardium lemme OWO
mars asmr I saw lol
"Looking to enter the DMV eh? I've seen many enter, but none have returned."
Just like my soul
Honestly a missed opportunity here lmao
@@JayBeeIRL Ikr, I'm surprised they didnt make this joke, even in the bloopers
@@hansdizon5166 I found out it's mostly because he was filming on "The Goldbergs" during the time this was filmed. So more than likely it would have happened (at least hopefully it would have), had he not been already filming for Goldbergs.
@@JayBeeIRL That's too bad
“Come here my little kidney bean” who is she I love her
Jacklyn Uwah, the newest member of the Smosh crew
ME TOO! SHE'S FUNNY AF. LOL
So far she's just kinda yelled and done their stupid humor. Not enough time to know if she's good overall.
Awkward Animator yeah but it went on for wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to long
Shes soo funny
My favorite moments
===================
• “They lived sexily ever after”
• those two screaming at each other about the kidney
That's actually me and shreks ending. Me and him have been married for 13 years! We ever have 2 kids together.
@@Ingrid-yk9hw awe i wish your family happiness for all aternity
@@Ingrid-yk9hw cool
That Shrek fanfiction better be out there Courtney or I'm suing smosh.
you can just read it here yknow
lol
My husband is going to be confused when I start calling him “my little kidney bean” from now on 😂
Elisia D 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Elisia D
Uh oh
Elisia D I love your image it is my favourite animal !!! 🦥🦥
Do you still do that? 😗
Maui Heihei omg not since the first time but thanks for the reminder to use this nickname again lol 😂😂😂
I wasn’t sure about Jacklyn at first. After that kidney bit tho, she’s earned her place on smosh. Hope to see her in more stuff!
was thinking the same thing lol
Did she replace someone?
Me too.
We better see her in Smosh Pit soon
Even tho she pulled out a hand mixer
I had to pause the video to read “THE TAMING OF SHREK”
And I do NOT regret it
The story was epic and it was good comedy
i paused on it, and realized the stamp was already made in the paper before she did it. lol
I did it to
The amount of grammar errors makes it that much more hilarious
Wingardium lemme get in those jeans 🤣🤣😂😂
I feel like the kidney skit was purely improv and wasn't in the script lmao
Hi pixelcraftian big fan
Wtf it says 2 comments but there’s only 1
"Their warm and magical bodies both from the same magical universe."
Finally someone who paused to read the fan fiction!
Hahahha
You know, it wasn't half bad! 😂
@@eelbobitus4551 my eyes are burning in a good way I don't know how this works it might be tears of joy
@@ry-xw6te I think we all did
That woman’s eyes are crazy it really adds to the character, I couldn’t stop laughing
@Logan Roub i think he means Jackie?
“Oh thats blob”
Great way to start a year.
It's almost been a month...
Damien and Jacklyn’s part -I’m stillll laughing after the video finished.
ジジ it was the best part
Would have been better with Shayne
@@brandon4098 replace both with shayne
ジジ i died when Damein crushed Keith to the wall 😂
@@Aquarious28Eve *Noah ?
The kidney bit made me laugh historically, and then it came back out of no where and killed me! Best bit in a while.
agreed, very funny!
“Can you at least read the top letter?”
“Uhh *F E F F* ”
Wert's Channel YES
Reference to Hangman in Real Life?
R/Woooosh
GOOD CALLBACK
Ah, at least someone has a decent taste in human organs.
Sean Leong personally, I prefer the liver. It has a nice tangy taste if you dip in vinegar and blood.
@@sweettea735 wouldnt that be the vinegar that is tangy
Atria Wulf if you use the blood right it can taste tangy.
I enjoy the lung but they’re SOOOO hard to find and even if a store does sell them, they’re ridiculously expensive so I usually settle down for a stomach.
I love kidneys
Those organs that are full of yellow soup it tastes really good
Add salt and vinegar and blood to it and it will be perfect
And the soup inside is rare
Kidneys usually come with no sauce because it is rare and the police is searching for that soup
Jacklyn is absolutely HILARIOUS! i hope she’s in more of these
agreed, very funny
This ain’t nothing like Dc, Maryland, or Virginia
Fat OAF ah I see what you did there
Fat OAF as a VA native, I applaud you 😆
I always thought the D stood for Delaware...
Fat OAF facts bruh
There was a mirror behind you and i could tell what you were typing the whole time PLOT TWIST!
"whengardium lemme get in those jeans"
Its "let me" not "lemme". -Hermione
Oof that's so true 😂 I died of laughter when I read the "Hermione" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Voldemort: Avada Ke-what the fuck did I read?
How does Courtney literally look amazing with every wig she wears!
"I wanted to slide into them DM's, but back then DM stood for dyptheria medication."
~Lasercorn 2019
Amber what video was that form again?
@@jmadmaxx7295 try not to laugh challenge apocalypse part 2
COME HERE MY LITTLE KIDNEY BEAN
ok my little protien guzzler
Nah pick me I’m a big bean 😏
@@IvyG-C u got me hard
Whoever didn’t pause for the fan fic may as well have just skipped the whole video.
that or just dont like fan fiction
James Wohltman are you 50?
Zeref Dragneel I don’t like fan fiction, but this is an exception
Can't read it. Too tiny :(
Its just concerning
Why tf does she have an electric mixer for Damien's kidneys.
A mixer. A motherf*cking mixer
1:12 i bet anyone would take their time and pause this piece of art.
I’m not seeing enough people talking about “Diphtheria Medication Vaccination” and it’s not ok
Kayla Chen what’s that
There stuck at the sausage municipal farm still must be lol
@@chancedaman9634 watch their smosh summer games try not to laugh episode then come back, you're welcome
It was my favourite Lasercorn moment ever
Who else paused and read that epic fan fiction piece.
Christopher Hanzelka I did
Jacob Dunlop it’s a great fan fiction
i paused at the drivers license photo of olivia...apparently she is about 5 feet tall and weighs 305 pounds? XD
I did
Jacob Dunlop why not
The organ doner one is so true 😂 When I first got my license six years ago, the lady at the DMV got pissy because I decided not to be an organ doner.
lmfao
I got a blood cancer, I can't do it myself because of that 🤷🏽♀️
The kidney scene was the most Smosh thing I’ve seen in a while
"The Foot Bosom."
This phrase alone needs way more attention.
Smosh: “every dmv ever”
Everyone from Delaware, Maryland, and Virginia: *is confused*
Elizabeth Smith actually its DC, Maryland, and Virginia
Maggie Perry yes
I’ve got the Australian version Devonport Melbourne and Victoria
Everyone from other countries: more confused than ever.
And mass
Random fact: Hundreds of trees grow every year because of squirrels that forgot where they buried their food. 🐿🌲🌲🌲
SciFactsYT I know
Lol😂
SciFactsYT wow that’s actually pretty cool
SciFactsYT lmaooiii
Huh cool
When is Jacklyn gonna become a full time Smosh member
1:10 "whengardium let me get in those jeans" I CANT BREATHE
Any one else pause it at the fan fiction stuff and read it?
My Favourite Part Was On The Fan fiction When It Said "whengardium lemme get in those jeans" XD
Keith: *Oh that's blob*
Lady: *Close enough*
“You might get a peak at someone’s ankle.”
*courtney sitting with shorts and low socks*
Me: “ I already got a peaksie at the feetsie
Undertale Fan uh you good homie
Ummmmmmmmmmmm OK Then
.___.
Ideas for "Every Blank Ever"
Every Sailor Ever
Every Murder Ever
Every hypnotist Ever
Jurassic Remake ever
Every Farmer Ever
Every nightmare ever
Zohra Fatima. I would say keep Every Murder Ever, and possibly Every Nightmare Ever. I ruled out the ones like Every Hypnotist Ever because they are very specific and there isn’t much to go off of. Then, I removed ones like Every Farmer Ever because they would be too expensive to make. In Every Farmer Every, you would need props such as farming equipment to put in a barn backdrop. That stuffs expensive, especially because it’s only getting used once. Every Nightmare Ever could work if you can get creative, but the effects might be tough. Every Murder Every would be good because it is pretty general. You have a lot of existing media to work with as well, and because of that you have many ideas. You could make fun of cheap slashers like Scream or do something about Gen Z. I hope that this helps you,
Every "every blank ever"
CleanEstorc u do know what a green screen is right......
It is so relatable when a woman wants my kidney and comes our with a. DRILL?
An electric whisk
Me: * Watches a hilarious smosh video while drinking one of their delicious coffees *
Livin' the dream
“I was halfway there”
I’m actually crying
Best joke in the whole video
6:00 got me. The way Noah can barely say, "halfway there"
I dropped my iPad and it made the screen like shadowy and it made that whole “I want your kidneys” screen better
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Smosh fan fiction: "Whengardium let me get in those jeans"
1:12 wow what a story, couldn't have put it better myself
“Wingardium lemme get in those pants”
Best
Pickup line
Ever
Weirdest
Person
Ever
Y Tho how is that weird, that’s hot fan fic
1:11
"Wingardium lemme get in those jeans"
Can't wait to use this pick-up line one day
Who still remembers when smosh was just Ian and Anthony
Good days
When smosh was smosh
SHUT UP
That was years ago, man. Are you guys still stuck on, "IaN aNd AnThOnY aRe ReAl SmOsH!!!!1111ONEONE!!"
3:57 Me when my teacher says something about an exam
Recommend:
Every
Criminal
Farm
Car
Fan. Fic.
Drug store
Driving lesson
Eye exam
Ever
I like the eye exam 1
They'd all be funny, but I feel like the driving lesson one would be hilarious.
like all in one, or
Bar
Kyungmi Kim hair duyrer
It's a known fact that the longer the nails of a DMV worker, the longer the wait times become.
WHY ARE YOU ALREADY HERE
sosig
I finally found one early
He has ARISEN
Justin Y. No not again
No one:
Not a single soul:
Damien: NO!
*me when I take off my glasses for 2 seconds*
2:04
"Theres only so many combinations of fried foods, cheese, and jack daniels that I can make"😂😂 3:06
Lol, does anyone else notice that Noah’s becoming Brandon Calvillo? 😂
Dude, Jacklyn and Damien freaking got me 😂😂😂😂
1:11 Whoever wrote this deserves a medal!
Funny skits, Food battle, Ian and Anthony. Where’d time go.
I love how RUclips is recommending me this now that I’m also done with Drivers Ed
"whengardium lemme get in those jeans" will be my new pick up line.
No one:
Actually no one:
Me: DoEs DmV sTaNd FoR dIsNeY mOvIe
Me: chilling watching a RUclips vid
Ads: 0:14
0:23 ARE YOU KIDDING ME THAT WAS ALMOST 200 YEARS AGO!
1921
Trevor the Wolf, I believe that was Black Women Voting.
3:50 was exactly how the dmv goes. I swear
“we can do it now”
**pulls out hand mixer**
"Hey Mary"
"Come on in chuck"
The chuck m part made me laugh
“I don’t like the way that guy in the line is staring at me,”
“But, I’m bored,”
Let’s see where goes !
Once at the DMV my sister watched this group of people having a conversation and when they left she realized they weren't friends they had met at the DMV
I think this is the funniest every blank ever I've ever seen. The shrek/harry potter story and the kidney scene had me on the floor lol
I'm glad us bigfoots never even have to go to the DMV out here in the wilderness
Get ready boos! I tracked him through his internet connection!
I really enjoy your content
Finally, Olivia, Noah, & Keith are back!
U guys should do one of every long distance relationship ever :3 🙏🏻🙏🏻😱😱😂😂😔😔❤️❤️😍😍
You guys should do Every Rick and Morty ever. Damien and Shane would be great at playing Rick and Morty
I just watched your power rangers video from 14 years ago and I’m not even upset XD best video EVER
"Every Driv-Thru Ever", please
LOL I LIKE THE PART WHEN HE SAYS THE NAMES OF PEOPLE BOB,APPLR
“Do a spin for me my little kidney bean” I died 🤣😩
"wengardium lemme get in those jeans"
omfg
“Please read the letters on the third line.”
“Shamrock”
Let's be honest
*Everyone stopped the video to read the fanfiction*
nah
Yeah
Yeah
Regret it
I did.
Well I was expecting to see 12 comments without any views just after 32 seconds
My lil kidney bean 😂 hubby is going to hate me when I start calling him that lol
I read that shreck fanfic on pause. It was so beautiful *sniff sniff*
i was having a really rough night, but the bloopers made me laugh so hard :D
Back in my days DM stood for Diphtheria medication
Vaccination
@@DanS044 lmaoo
Totally an Iancorn moment no one can convince me otherwise
Who’s the pretty woman who wanted Damien’s kidney?? That scene was beautiful 😭😭😭
Who else paused to read the whole Shrek Love Fan Fiction at 1:10 😂 😂 😂?? Please Don't tell me in the only one
Lol dont worry ur not alone
It was pretty good not gonna lie
I did😂
1:11 "And they lived sexily ever after."
I paused to read the fanfic, then realised that is was on wattpad. I went on wattpad and searched up THE TAMING OF SHREK it didn’t come up. POST IT PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!