Meet the ‘Crocodile of Wall Street'

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  • Опубликовано: 6 июн 2024
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    A married couple has been arrested and charged with laundering billions in Bitcoin stolen during the 2016 Bitfinex hack, as the Justice Department announced its largest financial seizure ever.
    Ilya 'Dutch' Lichtenstein, and his wife, Heather Rhiannon Morgan aka Razzlekhan or The Crocodile of Wall Street, were arrested on Tuesday in Manhattan on federal charges of conspiracy to commit money laundering and conspiracy to defraud the United States.
    Federal law enforcement officials said they recovered roughly $3.6 billon in cryptocurrency linked to the hack of Bitfinex, a virtual currency exchange whose systems were breached nearly six years ago.
    Dutchy & The Croc live on Wall Street in lower Manhattan. He is a citizen of both Russia and the United States and the co-founder of an online marketing firm.
    Morgan, a rapper and former Forbes contributor, describes herself as 'an expert in persuasion, social engineering, and game theory' and in one of her songs, declared herself the 'Crocodile of Wall Street.'
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  • @PBoyle
    @PBoyle  2 года назад +158

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    • @TremereTT
      @TremereTT 2 года назад +1

      governments want to prevent moneylaundering and tax evasion so they invented oversee trusts....

    • @HanSolo__
      @HanSolo__ 2 года назад +6

      Can you please cover the RUN DMC band's beat, flow, story, and highlights?

    • @gelmibson883
      @gelmibson883 2 года назад +2

      Can you do a wristwatch check? What do you wear? Woooo!

    • @Lawofimprobability
      @Lawofimprobability 2 года назад +2

      Something that might be interesting is teaching people that trying to invest in a blatant money laundering scheme is a reliable way to lose money.

    • @jillianmacdonald8057
      @jillianmacdonald8057 2 года назад +2

      Lets talk about the Fat Champagnes you got in the back

  • @johnmcaulay4348
    @johnmcaulay4348 Год назад +713

    I still come back and watch this episode every month. Boyle’s signature dry humour at its best.

    • @mikebaker2436
      @mikebaker2436 Год назад +14

      This is the example video I play when people ask who this channel is in my feed.

    • @themoonman-4
      @themoonman-4 Год назад +7

      I am old…..er… he has bob newhart delivery

    • @planetclay
      @planetclay Год назад +1

      @@themoonman-4 yeah very similar deliveries but Bob Newhart was bald.

    • @rabidbigdog
      @rabidbigdog Год назад +2

      Patrick should easily have 5m subs.

    • @saint-miscreant
      @saint-miscreant Год назад +4

      came here immediately after seeing the Bloomberg quick take video and it simply doesn’t compare. Patrick manages to deliver more salient info while being way more hilarious. the best person to convey how farcical the whole thing is.

  • @frossato
    @frossato 2 года назад +483

    These are all lies. Her bitcoins came from her records sales.

    • @samuelspencer5047
      @samuelspencer5047 2 года назад +11

      Lol

    • @borisf2520
      @borisf2520 2 года назад +5

      Are you for real?

    • @frossato
      @frossato 2 года назад +29

      @@borisf2520 of course. She is a cebrity. She will be in the Grammy Awards

    • @borisf2520
      @borisf2520 2 года назад +3

      @@frossato I thought you were kidding. It seems you are not. Nothing to add...

    • @frossato
      @frossato 2 года назад +23

      @@borisf2520 she will be the best seller album next Christmas and will be in the movie Love Actually II.

  • @mrkazman
    @mrkazman Год назад +331

    Her lyrics speak from her soul.
    "come real far but don't know where I'm headed" While she sits on 4B of stolen coins she doesn't know how to launder.

    • @ctdieselnut
      @ctdieselnut 11 дней назад +1

      "Laundering" money into an easily traceable account that has one of their real names on it, attaching a pic of driver's license, then wearing a hat that says '0FCKS'.
      *chef's kiss. Perfection!
      Just.... just get in the jail cell. Have fun in there.

  • @rolfo728
    @rolfo728 2 года назад +199

    Finally. I was starting to lose faith in Patrick's ability to follow the Forbes rap scene. This video has restored my faith.

    • @catlover2223
      @catlover2223 Год назад +4

      Especially with those top notch editing skills! I’m so glad he edited the video so he could make sure he had the proper lingo to properly “get down” with the “kiddos”.

  • @jamesmeow3039
    @jamesmeow3039 2 года назад +357

    Is cringe rap a genre? If so can we make it not a genre?!

    • @TremereTT
      @TremereTT 2 года назад +7

      Nerd core is a rap genre

    • @Lawofimprobability
      @Lawofimprobability 2 года назад +5

      @@TremereTT Nerdcore is does not try to be cringey.

    • @IvanSoregashi
      @IvanSoregashi 2 года назад +9

      cringe rap is a tautology

    • @seneca983
      @seneca983 2 года назад +3

      I found a song named "Cringecore" by someone called "Can of Bliss" here on RUclips.

    • @BBWahoo
      @BBWahoo 2 года назад

      What an oxymoroj

  • @rizzington1
    @rizzington1 2 года назад +442

    “If the source of your funds is theft, they frown upon this” I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahaha

    • @complexaltruist
      @complexaltruist 2 года назад +14

      He loves using dry humor and it's amazing.

    • @rizzington1
      @rizzington1 2 года назад +4

      @@complexaltruist so good :D

    • @jerryhu9005
      @jerryhu9005 Год назад +5

      It might be a problem. Maybe

    • @bencousins7311
      @bencousins7311 Год назад +2

      when ever i hear something horrific along those lines i always dryly reply thats not ideal

    • @BVonBuescher
      @BVonBuescher Год назад +3

      I think he has natural comedic timing.

  • @MrC0MPUT3R
    @MrC0MPUT3R 2 года назад +592

    How this woman hasn't gone straight to the top of the charts is beyond me.

    • @yawzerdoink-a-sore-as8159
      @yawzerdoink-a-sore-as8159 2 года назад +13

      Eat your heart out Tupac!

    • @whatacruelchoice
      @whatacruelchoice 2 года назад +25

      the forbes rapping community is too cool to leave a like on social media

    • @martinlord5969
      @martinlord5969 2 года назад +1

      😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @scalpsquadron4008
      @scalpsquadron4008 2 года назад +10

      She’s on the top of the chart for her cell range when they take head count every few hrs!

    • @davesy6969
      @davesy6969 2 года назад +17

      Her time in prison (prizon for Americans) will add to her street cred.

  • @antonzadorozhniy6605
    @antonzadorozhniy6605 2 года назад +285

    As every Forbes rapper knows, “code is law”, so it wasn’t really a hack. The Crock is just pumping her street cred by doing time, so she could branch out to “financial gangsta rap” scene.

    • @peter.g6
      @peter.g6 2 года назад +31

      Can't wait to illegally stream her next album.

    • @TheWriterforhire
      @TheWriterforhire 2 года назад +4

      Nice. Hopefully, she'll get the cell Martha had and make it out west after her release to challenge those O.G.s.

    • @oldsalt524
      @oldsalt524 2 года назад

      Weaponized autism

    • @CEOkiller
      @CEOkiller 2 года назад +4

      Martha Stewart’s polishing the brass on the Titanic…. It’s all going down, man!

    • @mipmipmipmipmip
      @mipmipmipmipmip Год назад +4

      Can ask Elisabeth Holmes to add in some mumble rap

  • @evermar1
    @evermar1 2 года назад +502

    Finally, a channel that combines Rap, cryptocurrency, and sound financial advice. She actually should have been arrested for her lack of talent.

  • @mvs9122
    @mvs9122 2 года назад +226

    Omg, his sarcasm is phenomenal. He is funnier than any late night show hosts. His facial expressions or lack of is pure gold.

  • @krystleburinski6665
    @krystleburinski6665 Год назад +154

    Imagine being in this guy’s class and having to contain your mirth at his humor and respect for his academic prowess simultaneously.

    • @ibubezi7685
      @ibubezi7685 12 дней назад

      Imagine his rap when he hands you a F- ...

  • @AlexpxThreeTen
    @AlexpxThreeTen 2 года назад +50

    People who say you’re boring don’t get you- You’re brilliant and hilarious. Love this channel.

  • @thendisnye7188
    @thendisnye7188 2 года назад +47

    Doesn't jail time earn hip hop artists a street credit score or something like that? 🤔

    • @BBWahoo
      @BBWahoo 2 года назад +2

      For all we know this jewess is already getting the black pole she's always dreamed of

    • @happosade
      @happosade Год назад

      Better hope that there will not be street credit crunch any time soon

    • @samboujaiteh3331
      @samboujaiteh3331 Год назад

      The keyword here is “artists” and I do not consider anything she makes art.

    • @ClownTrader1
      @ClownTrader1 13 дней назад

      Street credit score 😂
      Brilliant

  • @willleahy6958
    @willleahy6958 2 года назад +651

    This is EXACTLY how one should not launder money. Hilarious. Thanks Patrick.

    • @Ciborium
      @Ciborium 2 года назад +14

      IKR? I am not a money launderer but even I know about cryptocurrency blenders to launder crypto.

    • @robertplatt1693
      @robertplatt1693 2 года назад +3

      ....and they are partly why bitcoin is down by so much recently. Every blend transaction destroys value. A bug or a feature, I can't tell.

    • @itemushmush
      @itemushmush 2 года назад +5

      @@Ciborium yeah the issue then is that exchanges don't let you withdraw money if they see the money has been through such services.

    • @funniestcomment7305
      @funniestcomment7305 2 года назад +10

      That's why u use monero......or better call Saul.

    • @corail53
      @corail53 2 года назад +3

      @@funniestcomment7305 Monero or any of the many other ghost protocols out there. Hell you could just follow everyone else and do it through it NFTs. Don't even bother using an exchange because crypto doesn't need them to move it around. Guess there is a reason the FBI is one of the top 5 holders of BTC these days - so many idiots out there.

  • @DerRosta1991
    @DerRosta1991 Год назад +32

    I’m laughing my ass off and Patrick doesn’t even change his expression😄

  • @jbullionaire2749
    @jbullionaire2749 Год назад +10

    "If the source of your funds is theft, they frown upon this". Love it 😀

  • @vabriga1
    @vabriga1 2 года назад +464

    Man, you are one hell of a storyteller.
    Keep on rocking my friend.

    • @christesterman
      @christesterman 2 года назад +11

      Rapping.....not rocking remember this is news about "beef" in the rapping community yo youtube channel now, GOD!

    • @caiusKeys
      @caiusKeys 2 года назад +5

      Patrick is like the most interesting man in the world, but nerdier--much, much nerdier...

    • @HanSolo__
      @HanSolo__ 2 года назад

      Guys, guys! It's RUN DMC Both Rockin and rappin:
      ruclips.net/video/4B_UYYPb-Gk/видео.html
      and Steven Tyler from da hood...

    • @mysterioususer2452
      @mysterioususer2452 2 года назад +4

      You should watch his video about Ponzi, solid example how documentaries should be made.

    • @vabriga1
      @vabriga1 2 года назад +3

      @@mysterioususer2452 I did (in fact, I watched most of his videos). He could read a telephone book, it would still be entertaining and pleasure to listen.

  • @charangohabsburg1
    @charangohabsburg1 2 года назад +152

    "this is not considered good money laundring practice"
    LMAO, well (w)rapped Patrick!

  • @danielmerinsky467
    @danielmerinsky467 2 года назад +153

    You're a legend, never stop making videos. Easily one of the best channels on youtube, the dry sarcastic delivery never fails.

  • @jarydehaay1468
    @jarydehaay1468 2 года назад +36

    Not only are you a brilliant financial analyst, but also a top tier comedian. Love it Patrick.

    • @hagamapama
      @hagamapama 7 месяцев назад +1

      dry humor is so underrated.

  • @samsonsoturian6013
    @samsonsoturian6013 2 года назад +262

    The people who think this channel is boring likely also are pumping meme stocks.

    • @duinthadope420
      @duinthadope420 2 года назад +2

      I mean pump is one way to put it. Nothing wrong with being loud and long for a business I believe in.

    • @tgd02
      @tgd02 2 года назад +2

      Oh shut up boomer

  • @bubbasbigblast8563
    @bubbasbigblast8563 2 года назад +94

    "What is Bitcoin?"
    "It's a distributed ledger that-"
    "Oh! A money laundering tool. Okay!"
    "You're going to use a ledger to- okay, sure, go nuts."

    • @MostIntelligentMan
      @MostIntelligentMan 2 года назад +3

      worst laundering tool, all is visible and public lol

  • @andrewvare3173
    @andrewvare3173 10 месяцев назад +4

    Excellent strategic direction for your channel. You may have 99 problems but the Crocodile ain't one.

  • @xpkareem
    @xpkareem 2 года назад +14

    I'm digging this new rapping angle. I think it will really take your channel to the next level. You really seem like you are hip to the scene.

  • @PBoyle
    @PBoyle  2 года назад +107

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    • @scottn7cy
      @scottn7cy 2 года назад +2

      fo shizzle

    • @Griffintheelder
      @Griffintheelder 2 года назад

      That's quite an international audience you have here.

    • @xtramoist9999
      @xtramoist9999 2 года назад +1

      Shit, dude. You killed it dis time.

  • @warrenbailey5469
    @warrenbailey5469 2 года назад +52

    if Joe Rogan can get a special, how on earth are we not giving this man his own one..

  • @briiigiiijaureguiii
    @briiigiiijaureguiii Год назад +8

    Thank you so much for featuring Dutchy and The Croc. She is quite possibly the most talented rapper I never knew.
    Great work.
    P.s.
    Dutchy and The Croc is GOLD!

  • @zvg360
    @zvg360 2 года назад +13

    How you got through the first minute with a straight face is beyond me 😂😂 I loved it hahaha

  • @StickmanA
    @StickmanA 2 года назад +7

    When they hand out RUclips awards they won't be able to decide if you get top finance or top comedy channel

  • @hugokatz
    @hugokatz 2 года назад +60

    It's fortunate they were caught money laundering because prosecuting the real crime behind all of this would have been difficult, as being a "bad rapper" is somewhat subjective. We're all better off for it.

    • @islandletters
      @islandletters 2 года назад +2

      Hm, almost makes me believe that someone stole the bitcoins and gave them to him, because you can get people charged for money laundering but not for being a bad rapper, even if you think that is the bigger crime.

    • @HanSolo__
      @HanSolo__ 2 года назад +1

      Yup, Ilya comes from Russia, and they looked for false ID-s in Ukraine/Russian war-zone in Donbas.
      At some point, they could involve Russian Families in this, and BOY(!) this would not go any "nice and easy" way. They have also been for a while (the time of "The Arab Spring") in Egipt. So quite nicely disrupted places to not look for a pair of BTC frauds.
      I think Ilya, at some point, simply gave up.

    • @infantiltinferno
      @infantiltinferno Год назад

      If every there was a case for "bad rapping" being not subjective, but a transcendental truth, this woman would be 'Exhibit A'.

  • @DirkWorring
    @DirkWorring 2 года назад +13

    your take on humor, satire and comedy is pure gold! thanks for making my day

  • @blueeyedsnake
    @blueeyedsnake 2 года назад +3

    Dude! You're sense of humor is so fire (to follow your lead). I ain't here for financial info. No way! Totally subscribed!
    On a more sensible note, it's so refreshing seeing someone of your knowledge and work experience still having such a great sense of humor. Cheers!

  • @zima2252
    @zima2252 2 года назад +100

    She accomplished her dream of being famous, kind of I think.

    • @caiusKeys
      @caiusKeys 2 года назад +5

      Get rich or go to jail trying could be the title of her next smash hit song...

    • @mandisaw
      @mandisaw 2 года назад +1

      Now she'll have actual street cred in the world of hip-hop

  • @Ficjonis
    @Ficjonis 2 года назад +120

    Patrick never fails to deliver!

  • @Diamond_Hanz
    @Diamond_Hanz 2 года назад +3

    Love seeing your channel doing so well so fast! I remember when it had 2000 viewers 😬🎉🥳

  • @entropyachieved750
    @entropyachieved750 Год назад +5

    Ive watch this a couple of times over the months and it still cracks me up!

  • @kvikende
    @kvikende 2 года назад +7

    Disappointed that there was so much focus on laundry and not on lyric analysis and breakdowns.

  • @stacystec
    @stacystec 2 года назад +33

    Patrick is always down with the shizzle

  • @Jason4Star
    @Jason4Star Год назад

    The talent you portray the most is doing this video and keeping a straight face. I would have bust out laughing, but I guess you get to practice several times. Thanks for another informative video.

  • @scrubbwhite291
    @scrubbwhite291 Год назад +13

    Love this story Patrick. You should take your show on the road. You are a great storyteller. Your sardonic humor is fantastic.

  • @Biggaz1313
    @Biggaz1313 2 года назад +27

    At first I'm thinking I'm not going to be too interested in this story. But its Patrick Boyle so I'm watching it. I was riveted to the story. Love it. Thank-you

  • @taylorx2
    @taylorx2 2 года назад +52

    finance isn't boring.. I love your educational finance channels

  • @cgasucks
    @cgasucks 2 года назад +71

    As a former currency trader for a major bank, your channel isn't boring but very informative. There's plenty of other channels that provide entertainment. Keep doing what you're doing.

    • @samuelspencer5047
      @samuelspencer5047 2 года назад +6

      Well said, and spot on..... It is best that he remains true to why he started in the first place which to me is to provide financial awareness and literacy to his audience... the inclusion of puns is also appreciated , don't compromise your value/intended value for the sake of people who are after a value other than what u are offering let them go to a person offering that value.

    • @anthonyreed480
      @anthonyreed480 2 года назад +6

      Disagree hard. He can be informative and hilarious at the same time. That's why he has a popular channel and you don't.

    • @macombmagi
      @macombmagi 4 месяца назад

      Tornado cash…

  • @HeliTom84
    @HeliTom84 2 года назад +12

    😂😂😂😂😂 Patrick has such a damn good humour. I love him

  • @BonkoTheFat
    @BonkoTheFat 2 года назад +25

    I love that you maintain the calm, educational deadpan no matter what

  • @chancerobinson5112
    @chancerobinson5112 2 года назад +5

    I guess the Croc didn’t know about HSBC, no problem.

  • @jeffreybaker4399
    @jeffreybaker4399 13 дней назад +3

    Patrick sent me here from his Red Lobster video. What a classic! 😊

  • @mmb811
    @mmb811 8 месяцев назад

    Super impressed that you are able to keep a straight face, and not even crack a little smile when you pitch the subtle humor!

  • @jovenalasis4468
    @jovenalasis4468 2 года назад +14

    Patrick's ability to keep a straight face is so reminiscent of Leslie Nielsen, an actor who starred in movies such as "The Naked Gun", "Dracula: Dead and Loving It", and "Airplane!"

    • @battmarn
      @battmarn 2 года назад +1

      If you like Leslie Neilson, the full series of Police Squad is available on RUclips

    • @buildmotosykletist1987
      @buildmotosykletist1987 2 года назад +2

      Shirley not ?

    • @jovenalasis4468
      @jovenalasis4468 2 года назад

      @@battmarn, thank you for that. I'll look around. 🙂

    • @sakikogookheng
      @sakikogookheng 2 года назад

      @@buildmotosykletist1987 He is reminiscent, and don't call him Shirley.

  • @RichardsGilbert
    @RichardsGilbert 2 года назад +8

    I absolutely love your content. This one was hilarious. Total dead pan. Great way of bringing over such a crazy financial crime with humor.

  • @no_more_free_nicks
    @no_more_free_nicks 2 года назад +5

    You are the best entertainer and financial educator in one. I never though that I would find a person who would be able to join those two skills :D

  • @LorentzInvariance
    @LorentzInvariance 2 года назад +76

    If I’ve said it once, I’ll say it a thousand times. This is now has become my favorite channel. Much appreciation for ditching that financial stuff, it was far to boring.

  • @JohnDoe-om8im
    @JohnDoe-om8im 2 года назад +42

    Love your super dry humor Patrick :) Thanks for all your good content - always a highlight :)

  • @eurabio
    @eurabio 2 года назад +4

    OMG looool, looking forward for next episode.
    BTW, beautiful watch, Patrick, what model is it?

  • @ricardoams
    @ricardoams 2 года назад

    Most stylish reply ever. Assertive, polite and precise. No one can tell your channel is boring after this.

  • @bosshog36
    @bosshog36 2 года назад +9

    Hopefully they'll just pay a fine for laundering like HSBC, the real crime is the rapping.

    • @BBWahoo
      @BBWahoo 2 года назад

      Hopefully they get gassed

    • @catlover2223
      @catlover2223 Год назад

      A gag order has never been more necessary.

  • @paulmaybon4621
    @paulmaybon4621 2 года назад +16

    Love the new direction of the channel! I wouldn't have ever thought this is the content I needed in my life.

  • @PedanticNo1
    @PedanticNo1 2 года назад +1

    Your dry humor is so damn good, I often wonder if this is your "stage presence," or if you're like this in your daily life.
    Either way, I appreciate your content.

  • @kerryoreilly7404
    @kerryoreilly7404 2 года назад

    The best channel ever. This video confirms that Patrick Boyle has THE BEST RUclips channel about finance WITH the dryest sense of humour that makes the Sahara Desert seem wetter than the Pacific Ocean.
    Patrick Boyle is so clever with the delivery of his content, he makes me laugh out loud and learn at the same time. If you are interested in real financial insite and want humour....Patrick Boyle is your man.
    Congratulations and thank you Patrick for not only your wonderful clear knowledge about finance and the finance world, but making me laugh and learn simultaneously.
    Brilliant. Simply Brilliant. 👏

  • @alandoak5146
    @alandoak5146 2 года назад +8

    After watching this, I now disagree with Oscar Wilde when he said "the only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about." Brutal.

  • @thethinker2688
    @thethinker2688 2 года назад +6

    The bits you do on this channel really get me every time. Thanks Patrick!

  • @ecaillette
    @ecaillette 13 дней назад +2

    „This is not good money laundering practice“ - Patrick‘s sense of humor is so dry, it cracks me up every time 😅!

  • @kaimeraz7187
    @kaimeraz7187 2 года назад +3

    Your humor and straightface really cracks me up!
    more power to you!

  • @caiusKeys
    @caiusKeys 2 года назад +5

    If you could do a video on Vanilla Ice and the current status of his 5.0, that would be great...

  • @gilolaes4725
    @gilolaes4725 2 года назад +20

    I love how this topic can be covered from the likes of both Patrick Boyle and Anthony Fantano.

  • @PatchRowcester
    @PatchRowcester 2 года назад +2

    Your dry sense of humor is just...wonderful.

  • @stevendefehr4393
    @stevendefehr4393 2 года назад +1

    Thanks Patrick!! Great story!!! Your Showmanship is NUMBER ONE ‼️🤩
    Cheers 🍻

  • @peetvane
    @peetvane 2 года назад +8

    Great info, brilliant presentation. If only all “boring” topics were brought this way. Thnks

  • @llucos100
    @llucos100 2 года назад +6

    I know nothing about the world of finance, but I could watch this over and over for the comedy value alone 😄

  • @monkeytron5061
    @monkeytron5061 2 года назад +11

    I love the way Bitcoin makes it basically impossible to do this kind of thing.

    • @nelsoj11
      @nelsoj11 2 года назад +3

      Just as it was easy to trace the money laundering, it should be as easy to trace the original wallets that deposited the stolen bitcoins into Bitfinex. So the Feds will be returning the coins, right? ... right???
      ha

    • @phillythrowbackrapchannel1149
      @phillythrowbackrapchannel1149 2 года назад +3

      Its not impossible they just did a piss poor job of trying to hide thier transactions

  • @metalmikenz
    @metalmikenz Год назад +21

    Working my way through your back catalogue Patrick. Come for the financial analysis, stay for the dry deadpan humour (or the rap analysis, as yet unsure). What a great episode this one is. Bloody hilarious. Its not often i actually literally lol when listening to financial content (though the plain bagel has his moments).

    • @theodorehsu5023
      @theodorehsu5023 Год назад

      Bagel has cream cheese and lox with this story. He was right: stealing bitcoin's a lot easier than laundering it. Taking bitcoin in a dirty way's one thing, making it seem it came from a cleaner source of income quite another.

  • @mikestanmore2614
    @mikestanmore2614 2 года назад +10

    Thanks for unwrapping this one for us Patrick! Who knew there really are crocodiles living in the sewers of New York?

  • @mostHumblePersonAlive
    @mostHumblePersonAlive 2 года назад +7

    Wait are you telling me the rapper Razzlekhan and her husband "Dutch" are NOT sophisticated money launderers? I never would have guessed.

    • @marcb1890
      @marcb1890 2 года назад

      Patrick level humor in that one! Nice!

  • @januszkurahenowski2860
    @januszkurahenowski2860 2 года назад

    Patrick, your transition into a rap channel is going great, I can feel the authenticity foshizzle. The financial stuff was ok too, but your insight on tiktok rapping was spectacular and it's clear your in touch with the culture, like for real no cap

  • @hemaccabe4292
    @hemaccabe4292 2 года назад +5

    Patrick, you’re hillarious. Keep up the good work.

  • @JaredVeale
    @JaredVeale 2 года назад +9

    Oh my god I tried listening to some of her music. Truely terrible. I know Spotify doesn't pay the artist until you've listened to 30 seconds of a song and I couldn't make it past 12. Should have spent more time focusing on the money laundering.

  • @clownworld5474
    @clownworld5474 2 года назад +145

    If I had any money, I would trust Patrick with all of it. A serious guy, but with a dry sense of humour

    • @MegaCevapcic
      @MegaCevapcic 2 года назад +31

      Of course the reason you don't have any money could be that you're willing to trust random youtubers with all of it. /in Patrick's monotone voice

    • @joeygarza9550
      @joeygarza9550 2 года назад +15

      Hey, when I don't have any money... I'll trust anyone with all my money.

    • @MegaCevapcic
      @MegaCevapcic 2 года назад +2

      @@joeygarza9550 hahah good point

    • @clownworld5474
      @clownworld5474 2 года назад

      @@MegaCevapcic cool story bro. Wouldn't trust you with 1p

    • @meh9045
      @meh9045 2 года назад

      You can trust me bro

  • @gdpinvesting1210
    @gdpinvesting1210 2 года назад +1

    This should be on prime time TV! Pure gold right here

  • @Monsterpala
    @Monsterpala 2 года назад

    Not a minute in you had me in tears. Brilliant content.

  • @goldengoat1737
    @goldengoat1737 2 года назад +3

    Don’t listen to them Patrick! Your channel is truly AMAZING! Like really thank you from the bottom of my heart sharing your knowledge and having a truly educational channel

  • @Orexll
    @Orexll 2 года назад +14

    Patrick your content is golden

  • @lornaj3310
    @lornaj3310 2 года назад +2

    Your Ponzi documentary is what hooked me ON your channel! Love everything you put out, fo' shizzle!

  • @ianbrewster8934
    @ianbrewster8934 2 года назад

    Love this channel....it's the dry wit that makes these stories so interesting... 🙂🙂🙂

  • @taminmohammad2022
    @taminmohammad2022 2 года назад +15

    I’m so happy that Patrick finally saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Those old boring educational finance video are of the past. My man knows what sells, Rap, Money, women and sex.
    Thank you for making the switch. You will capture a whole new target market. Gangster Rap is what is trending rn. You need to wear more gangster gear. A shirt that says “ I party with Sluts”, and apple bottom jeans for guys.

    • @daxasd3270
      @daxasd3270 2 года назад +2

      also pseudo-golden chain on the chest is a musthave.

    • @monsterboomer8051
      @monsterboomer8051 2 года назад +1

      @@daxasd3270 Yep, so 90's scammers :D

  • @Maria-from-Denmark
    @Maria-from-Denmark 2 года назад +12

    I don't think your videos are boring. I'm very grateful that there are actually channels where I can learn something. Instead of indifference wasting my time.
    Thank you for all your informative videos - and your understated amazing humor.
    Thanks

  • @carlgarrett5142
    @carlgarrett5142 10 месяцев назад +2

    "Vanilla Ice is the third Winklevoss twin." 😂 Patrick's sense of humor has never been better than on this video.

    • @FlorisDVijfde
      @FlorisDVijfde 2 месяца назад +1

      Real name is Robert van Winkle so it's close enough :-).

  • @xDR1TeK
    @xDR1TeK 2 года назад +3

    Funny! Love your work, I'm not into finance, I don't understand any of it. But I am still exploring. Actually I've learned a lot from these videos. Thank you.

  • @Addictedtocollecting01
    @Addictedtocollecting01 2 года назад +4

    I was having a bad day, till I saw this video. Thank you Patrick.

  • @1pierrr
    @1pierrr 2 года назад +6

    This was mint. Great job Patrick. 👌

  • @cosmos9688
    @cosmos9688 13 дней назад +2

    3:58 "The laundering efforts were small-scale and the reason they got caught." 👀

  • @duanelawrence4311
    @duanelawrence4311 Год назад

    Your deadpan humor was so funny that I paused the video and just laughed for 2 minutes. The actual story was a wow. Keep up the good work

  • @anzio3827
    @anzio3827 2 года назад +5

    Honestly your finance content is really good, really appreciate you covering that content.

  • @Fishstycz
    @Fishstycz 2 года назад +4

    Holy crap, the Croc is cringeworthy!!! Fantastic episode... Thanks for brightening my morning.

  • @sweealamak628
    @sweealamak628 2 года назад +2

    😆 The dry humour is off the charts! Glad the authorities have brought them to justice.

  • @csilva8785
    @csilva8785 2 года назад +4

    I rofl at your intro Patrick! Congrats, great video. P.s: I don't find you videos boring but informative and very well explained.

  • @andypayne2743
    @andypayne2743 2 года назад +6

    I love this channel. Iced out watches and grills got me.

  • @warrenbailey5469
    @warrenbailey5469 2 года назад +6

    this man is comedic gold

    • @LoveClassicMusic0205
      @LoveClassicMusic0205 2 года назад +1

      He never laughs, or even cracks a smile. That's top tier deadpan humor.

  • @timisaac8121
    @timisaac8121 Год назад

    Great Vid Patrick!! So glad you found the rap scene and introduced me to the Croc. In your honor, I clicked on Morning Brew....

  • @Hythlodaeus69
    @Hythlodaeus69 Год назад +2

    This is a master class in dry humour. Wow, that was wonderfully tactful