Sometimes words hurt even worse than bullets. Also shout out to Jake for filming and editing this video with one functioning arm. He was very close to breaking his right arm on this trip. FREEZING MY GENITALS OFF SKIING IN A TUXEDO SPEEDO - ruclips.net/video/xl7RQdVUg3E/видео.html MY INSTAGRAM - tinyurl.com/ybz6jelm MY TWITTER - tinyurl.com/y8fhhsk6
Houston Jones is the fucking man. This guy is stronger than a fucking 🐂 and has a huge heart. By far my favorite dude ever. Idk if you read comments but, wish you all the best now and in the future
I've never heard of Angry Cop before but he's actually funny as fuck. Houston's "egotistical humor/sarcasm" plays amazingly well versus Angry cops "knock em down a peg" style of comedy.
your missing out on gold check out his angry drill videos and he collabs with doughnut operator and does Doughnut News Network or DNN sketches that are great
This collab is genius! The dynamic between the two of you is comedy gold. And the random appearance by Luke Rockhold was the cherry on top of the awesome sundae.
I've never seen a collab where the creators match eachother so well. these two work perfectly together just doing their own thing separately it just works together.
I don't think that Rich could be much more pleased with this whole situation. I'm glad Houston is getting to hang out with some of my favorite RUclipsrs.
All jokes aside, having newly come across Houstons channel, it's actually kind of scary how he can take pain. He takes it so well that he actually has to use comedy and exaggeration to make it entertaining. Obviously if someone just took everything like it was a gentle breeze it wouldn't be entertaining. Its fucking unreal lol.
Thanks for all the joy you bring. And I can't believe you collabed with my favorite military RUclipsr @Angry Cops Much love for you both and your channels
Holy sh!t this was amazing. The chemistry between Houston and AC is amazing. I'd never have pictured these two doing a collaboration but it totally worked! We need more, maybe body builder vs Drill Instructor for an entire day or Body Builder vs Knife hand!
Sim rounds hurt. I got hit on my right hand during some training three and a half years ago and the scar is still there. I was even wearing leather gloves. Very painful
You two play amazingly well off of each other. You two need to collaborate more and two some more vids together. This is probably my favorite episode and I have been watching a while.
Dude, Houston and Rich should DEFINITELY have a show together. They have the perfect complementary sense of humor. This was easily one of the funniest damned videos I've ever seen. But all I could think about with the simunitions was playing paintball outdoors for the first time. By the time our first game was over, I was wondering why these paint balls hurt so much more than the ones I'd felt before. Well, everything had been sitting outside in sub-zero temperatures overnight and it seems that several of the paintballs were frozen. The hits to the chest and legs weren't bad, but the couple headshots I had and two on my right hand felt like something cracked. Every time after that, I felt like paintball was just a little less serious than the first game. Maybe THAT needs to be on the Houston Jones channel....frozen paintballs.
As a paintball player it pains me when people talk about "frozen" paintballs it instantly tells me they don't know a thing about paintball it does not really work it's a myth if they freez they will be mushy after a few minutes out of the freezer and if u manage to shoot them u will likely get a barrel break, my theory what happened in your case is most likely that they did not chrono the guns?
"Lets shot me now." Had me rolling. "Dont cover your balls up, this is not soccer." Really funny. Chuck Norris is a legend. Houston is working on it though. Straight beast mode. That had to hurt. Rich did a great job of shooting and making you look and sound bad. Did a lot lof laughing. Was fun to watch. Great video
Houston is always impressing but what impressed me the most was how you managed to disguise that .50 BMG as a tiny handgun. I know huge rifles aren't too good for the algorithm so I understand the decision but we all know that anything less than a .50 BMG wouldn't even leave so much as a scratch on you.
This is my top favorite collab so far. The comedic chemistry was perfect. Glad to see that you’re becoming one of the bigger names on RUclips. Keep it up man. I enjoy, and look forward to your videos.
I've been a viewer for like 3 years roughly. These two are seriously perfect for making videos together. Please make this a thing Houston! I'm in tears xD
I enjoyed every moment of this video, from the goofy intro to the consistent 🔥 being thrown by Angry Cops. I like the body-builder persona, but I also like when Houston has guests that don't really go with the act 😂. And to top it off, I do hope hope Jake's arm gets better... but he straight up Segura'd himself 🤣.
I now have a six pack. Watching this video was the most intense ab workout I've ever experienced! Absolutely hysterical, you and AC have the funniest chemistry! Awesome awesome awesome video Huston Jones!
This was an legendary collaboration! I also love that it was on a base using military simunition and training weapons. That means that we all helped fund this work of art with our hard earned tax dollars! Epic!
Holy shit, AngryCops kind of cut you straight to the core, I'm actually hoping this was all in good fun and scripted because I can smell the animosity brewing!
AC: You wanna take a shot at me? Houston: Sure! *charges the pistol, aims, squeezes the trigger and the gun explodes because AC put a sabatoged round in the chamber.* Houston is unaffected being the most powerful man in the world but looks like daffy duck after Bugs Bunny pulled the same shit in the cartoons. AC: *Slowly puts on his Campaign Hat with a diabolical grin ready to smoke Houston for not checking his weapon before using it and for accepting a sensitive item from an adversary*
I just discovered Houston Jones and I’m glad I did. On Friday I had to say goodbye to my cat. He was a great friend for 22 years. I was very sad and down and came across the channel. Thank you for the much needed laughs.
Your skits are always improving. Good stuff ... we can always count on your vids to provide a lil escape from this crazy world we live in. Thanks for sacrificing yourself for our entertainment. Stay awesome .... now go ice your rumpus. ✌😎👍
Finally, a video about the hardest man I've ever seen. It would be nice if you would hire people who appreciate powerful men and who quit whining about their own weaknesses and who focus on what really matters. No one wants to hear someone cry about the fact that their arm is useless. We want to hear about the man who doesn't know weakness. The man who doesn't know pain. The man who has never felt anything other than greatness. The man who doesn't wear shoes for Legos. We want to hear about Angry Cops!
That last "LET'S GO!!" killed me 🤣🤣 Reminds me of the good old days in the Army Cadets where the NCO's would try to take drill whilst simultaniously going thru puberty. 🤣 Edit: omg that's the weirdest example of grouping I've ever seen 😳
I just wanna give some mad respect, props and support for all the great work Angry Cops is involved in. Crack-House flips, law enforcement work and scout leader etc. 🤜💢🤛😎 And same goes for Donut Operator. 🍩
LMAO! This was the perfect collab! Both of you together make the perfect comedy team. And Jake plays the straight man. Once in a while AC has to run you through some insane Army drill that maybe gets 'remodeled for your use'. That would be a blast!
Sometimes words hurt even worse than bullets. Also shout out to Jake for filming and editing this video with one functioning arm. He was very close to breaking his right arm on this trip.
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Vorrei un super mega abbraccio super musocloso virtuale fortissimo posso
Love your videos man
The best duo we don’t deserve. This is gonna be awesome with angry cops there. Genius
Shoulda been “Houston meets his match” lolol
His knife hands match his wit eh? 😂😂
Houston Jones is the fucking man. This guy is stronger than a fucking 🐂 and has a huge heart. By far my favorite dude ever. Idk if you read comments but, wish you all the best now and in the future
I've never heard of Angry Cop before but he's actually funny as fuck. Houston's "egotistical humor/sarcasm" plays amazingly well versus Angry cops "knock em down a peg" style of comedy.
AC is the best
your missing out on gold check out his angry drill videos and he collabs with doughnut operator and does Doughnut News Network or DNN sketches that are great
Wow, are you in for a wild ride of videos. Amazing!
Let Basement Jesus enlighten your life
You've been missing out my friend.
This collab is genius! The dynamic between the two of you is comedy gold. And the random appearance by Luke Rockhold was the cherry on top of the awesome sundae.
No
I love how he’s just rapid fire roasting Houston and Houston is just nodding trying to comprehend what just happened🤣
Agreed
Yea I agree 👋 he should be his negative motivator 😂
@@jonathanbrunner5202 pop
The way Angry Corps entered that room was like something out of a film. Absolutely brilliant.
Looked like if Gomer Pyle figured out how to work a smile filter
A Jim Carrey film
@@kaylons Gomer Pyle 😂 That’s a perfect comparison. He really did look like him!
He entered that room like my MTI on the first sunday of basic on a room full of trainees caught lacking.
man walked in like Sergeant Hartmann
I've never seen a collab where the creators match eachother so well. these two work perfectly together just doing their own thing separately it just works together.
how about Houston a Kentucky ballistics
You two honestly have great comedic chemistry together, and this was a hella impressive video as always, Houston.
I don't think that Rich could be much more pleased with this whole situation. I'm glad Houston is getting to hang out with some of my favorite RUclipsrs.
You're one of my favorites too Houston. Go visit Cleetus
Let's hope one day we get a collaboration with slingshot channel
“Not the 1st time I’ve shot a man in the back”
I’m not even mad, that was hilarious even if true 😂
Came looking for this i knew someone was gonna say something
shhh
Tennessee V Garner, it’s fiiiiiine
not hilarious at all if true.
@@angusmatheson8906 always the one person to ruin the fun😐
This was probably one of your best collaborations. Comedic gold!
Rite these two have me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
This is without a doubt my favorite episode now. I was laughing the whole video.
"Not the first time I've shot a man in the back like that." Dammit, Angry Cops on point with the commentary in here.
This video is honestly the best thing to come out of the internet, ever. You and AC could do a TV show.
Hands down one of the most perfect duos I've seen in a long time. Donut and Angry is great...this is amazing
I absolutely love the banter between y'all.
All jokes aside, having newly come across Houstons channel, it's actually kind of scary how he can take pain. He takes it so well that he actually has to use comedy and exaggeration to make it entertaining. Obviously if someone just took everything like it was a gentle breeze it wouldn't be entertaining.
Its fucking unreal lol.
It is amazing what a man can get used to.
Love this guys energy, need this collab again
Once again Houston shows us why he truly is the STRONGEST MAN
This is comedy at its best. Well done.
12:34
Maybe a future idea for a video is tanking roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris?
Not even that strong but ok
😬
Chuck Norris would break his little baby legs off Huston lol
The Mustache Fandom :0
11:55
This partnership is amazing😭 the back and fourth you two have is hilarious!!
So cool man, I’m glad I stumbled on your account one day. And I’m very glad you haven’t quit. It feels like a dream watching you as we all grow older
"WHAT?! Not the first time I shot a man in the back."
I love AC so goddamn much. Had me ROLLING.
The banter back and forth was fantastic 😂 I was laughing so hard
Army/Marines/USAF/Navy are all crazy silly, and this fit right in with Houston 😂
The back and forward banter between you two is legendary 🙌 🤣 loved it
The smart-ass comments back and forth were priceless. This needs to happen alot more often!
As always the education you provide us in these videos, is invaluable. On behalf of the rest of the community we thank you for your service.
this has to be the best collab i ve ever seen on youtube since i started watching in 2007!
please houston do more with him. ur comedy is pure gold.
more shots were fired without the gun than with during this video. absolutely savage.
Thanks for all the joy you bring. And I can't believe you collabed with my favorite military RUclipsr @Angry Cops
Much love for you both and your channels
More with Angry Cops, you two have a good dynamic going thanks for doing this I enjoyed it
Holy sh!t this was amazing. The chemistry between Houston and AC is amazing. I'd never have pictured these two doing a collaboration but it totally worked! We need more, maybe body builder vs Drill Instructor for an entire day or Body Builder vs Knife hand!
The dialogue alone made me forget why I was here. Love this collab!
The fact AC never laughed (until the end) and just kept ramming Jones was hilarious.
Sim rounds hurt. I got hit on my right hand during some training three and a half years ago and the scar is still there. I was even wearing leather gloves. Very painful
You two play amazingly well off of each other. You two need to collaborate more and two some more vids together. This is probably my favorite episode and I have been watching a while.
Dude, Houston and Rich should DEFINITELY have a show together. They have the perfect complementary sense of humor. This was easily one of the funniest damned videos I've ever seen. But all I could think about with the simunitions was playing paintball outdoors for the first time. By the time our first game was over, I was wondering why these paint balls hurt so much more than the ones I'd felt before. Well, everything had been sitting outside in sub-zero temperatures overnight and it seems that several of the paintballs were frozen. The hits to the chest and legs weren't bad, but the couple headshots I had and two on my right hand felt like something cracked. Every time after that, I felt like paintball was just a little less serious than the first game. Maybe THAT needs to be on the Houston Jones channel....frozen paintballs.
As a paintball player it pains me when people talk about "frozen" paintballs it instantly tells me they don't know a thing about paintball it does not really work it's a myth if they freez they will be mushy after a few minutes out of the freezer and if u manage to shoot them u will likely get a barrel break, my theory what happened in your case is most likely that they did not chrono the guns?
Now this is a solid colab high speed Houston vs Angry Cops. Great way to start my day. Thanks gentlemen
"Lets shot me now." Had me rolling. "Dont cover your balls up, this is not soccer." Really funny. Chuck Norris is a legend. Houston is working on it though. Straight beast mode. That had to hurt. Rich did a great job of shooting and making you look and sound bad. Did a lot lof laughing. Was fun to watch. Great video
*shoot
As a career Soldier, I can 100% tell you that you are tougher than those deployment dodging loudmouths. Love you Angry Cops. 😂
Haven’t most of them deployed before tho?
Im pretty sure Huston would smash boot camp with the physical resilience that he has, not only he is strong, but he can take one hell of a beating
@@dakotareid1566 Not in Angry Cops era.
@@jamesburchill7522 what do you mean? Angry cops has deployed, people older deployed to
@@dakotareid1566 Apparently none of you are good with humor.
the chemistry is unreal, yall are hilarious together
"You like a big bag full of rocks that just stood up and chizzeld some lines into and is all miss shapen" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀
The 2 of you worked great together. Loved it.
Houston is always impressing but what impressed me the most was how you managed to disguise that .50 BMG as a tiny handgun.
I know huge rifles aren't too good for the algorithm so I understand the decision but we all know that anything less than a .50 BMG wouldn't even leave so much as a scratch on you.
Doesn’t sound like one.
@@Liamisdead99 Of course, Jake is a good sound editor
@@TheGhostOfFredZeppelin why weren’t they wearing ear protection
@@Liamisdead99 Have you seen Houston's ear muscles? None needed
@@TheGhostOfFredZeppelin don’t see them in the person shooting
Can we just say how much we respect this guy for hurting himself for out intertanment
Vorrei un super mega abbraccio super musocloso virtuale fortissimo posso
I stand bihined this statement
Ah yes angry cops, the internet's favorite drill sergeant
Drill sergeant fitness
This is my top favorite collab so far. The comedic chemistry was perfect. Glad to see that you’re becoming one of the bigger names on RUclips. Keep it up man. I enjoy, and look forward to your videos.
I've been a viewer for like 3 years roughly. These two are seriously perfect for making videos together. Please make this a thing Houston! I'm in tears xD
This is the greatest. The energy of you guys together is unmatched. Hardest I’ve laughed all week.
Really love how much effort u put in this intro bro💪🏻
I appreciate it!
So in the next video are you ramping it up to actual live rounds?
Love the content bro keep being the strongest man in history.
Too dangerous, a ricochet could easily kill Mark
Oh a angry cop collab this needs to happen more often.. 10 out of 10 amazing content as always.
I think these guys had the best chemistry of any Collab I've seen on this channel. Hilarious
Best colab imaginable and I never even imagined it
Love this collab. The banter between these two is just golden..
I enjoyed every moment of this video, from the goofy intro to the consistent 🔥 being thrown by Angry Cops. I like the body-builder persona, but I also like when Houston has guests that don't really go with the act 😂. And to top it off, I do hope hope Jake's arm gets better... but he straight up Segura'd himself 🤣.
No wonder this is one of your most viewed video's this year because you two have great chemistry
Should definitely collaborate more with this dude. Your guys humor together is really good.
Easily one of the best colabs ever seen haha I love how they kept going back and forth😂😂😂
The best colab to date imo! Ego vs Ego...two of my favorites together!
Houston doing collabs with my favorite youtubers! First Kentucky Ballistics, then Chuck Liddell, now Angrycops! Keep up the amazing content brother
This is totally a Ren & Stimpy live action episode, you should do a series like that, you guys are great.
I now have a six pack. Watching this video was the most intense ab workout I've ever experienced! Absolutely hysterical, you and AC have the funniest chemistry! Awesome awesome awesome video Huston Jones!
Quality content, cheers to you sir and cheers to the bros
The back and forth banter is hilarious! My favorite collaboration I’ve seen you do.
This was an legendary collaboration! I also love that it was on a base using military simunition and training weapons. That means that we all helped fund this work of art with our hard earned tax dollars! Epic!
Never knew AC could hit that high of a note (from around the 1:53 mark)..lmao
This colab is so perfect. The world needed this.
One of the funniest collabs 😂 but the star of the show is Artie of course, and big props to Jake 💪 big ol’ like for those two!
Holy shit, AngryCops kind of cut you straight to the core, I'm actually hoping this was all in good fun and scripted because I can smell the animosity brewing!
It was all in good fun and there is zero animosity. Honestly this is the most fun I have had filming a collab in a long time.
Lol I admire back and forth cos I can't do it for shit
@@HoustonJones this shits about to get heavy
@@Lil_failure take a laxative bro
AC: You wanna take a shot at me?
Houston: Sure!
*charges the pistol, aims, squeezes the trigger and the gun explodes because AC put a sabatoged round in the chamber.*
Houston is unaffected being the most powerful man in the world but looks like daffy duck after Bugs Bunny pulled the same shit in the cartoons.
AC: *Slowly puts on his Campaign Hat with a diabolical grin ready to smoke Houston for not checking his weapon before using it and for accepting a sensitive item from an adversary*
I just discovered Houston Jones and I’m glad I did. On Friday I had to say goodbye to my cat. He was a great friend for 22 years. I was very sad and down and came across the channel. Thank you for the much needed laughs.
22 years. That’s amazing
You've gotta love Angry Cops
I love angry cops!! I love all the people you've been colab with lately.
The dream collab! Both of my favorite creators in one video
I’m ngl that impression of Houston was pretty spot on
The #1 best collaboration video of all time on RUclips, period.
Your skits are always improving.
Good stuff ... we can always count on your vids to provide a lil escape from this crazy world we live in.
Thanks for sacrificing yourself for our entertainment.
Stay awesome .... now go ice your rumpus. ✌😎👍
I swear, this is your best video yet!
Finally, a video about the hardest man I've ever seen. It would be nice if you would hire people who appreciate powerful men and who quit whining about their own weaknesses and who focus on what really matters. No one wants to hear someone cry about the fact that their arm is useless. We want to hear about the man who doesn't know weakness. The man who doesn't know pain. The man who has never felt anything other than greatness. The man who doesn't wear shoes for Legos. We want to hear about Angry Cops!
His high pitch yelling had me in tears!
MY TWO FAVORITE COMEDIANS! How did I miss this for SIX days?
This was a once in a life award winner two of the best channels together
Angry cops is awesome!!!! This was a great collab.
That last "LET'S GO!!" killed me 🤣🤣
Reminds me of the good old days in the Army Cadets where the NCO's would try to take drill whilst simultaniously going thru puberty. 🤣
Edit: omg that's the weirdest example of grouping I've ever seen 😳
I just wanna give some mad respect, props and support for all the great work Angry Cops is involved in.
Crack-House flips, law enforcement work and scout leader etc.
🤜💢🤛😎
And same goes for Donut Operator. 🍩
This is easily one of the best collaborations I've ever seen 😂😂😂😂
You put so much effort in to your videos man and the way you bring them in is fn awesome
Ok, so some things can be left unsaid😁
This is a really good video, I liked the friendship poking through all those shots
I love watching how much fun you guys have making these videos even though Houston could obliterate you at any second.
I cant believe you got AC to collaborate. This was absolutely amazing. Get him back out and do another one🤣🤣
The dynamic duo we didn't know we needed🤣🤣
The collab I needed!!!
Haha this was hilarious you guys work great together congrats Houston and the Team! As well as Angry Cops!
Holy shit this is a meetup I wasn’t expecting
One of your best videos Houston absolutely loved it!!! Your by far the best youtuber like no one makes even close content to this❤️❤️❤️
The banter in this.....is
...... exquisite.
Loved this one. Easily one of my fav videos you’ve done!
I never though I would see the day. Awesome to see you two in the same video.
So glad to see new vids man you're awesome man keep doing you!! Thanks for putting the bod on the line for our entertainment!!!!
Great production on this one! LOLed a few times
Best Collab I've seen so far, Angry Cop not only hurting him physically but also emotionally LAMO
LMAO! This was the perfect collab! Both of you together make the perfect comedy team. And Jake plays the straight man. Once in a while AC has to run you through some insane Army drill that maybe gets 'remodeled for your use'. That would be a blast!