Bully: If you think you can beat me, you’ve got your brain twisted. Me: Then my brain’s gonna be the same shape as your neck in a second. Edit: 3 Likes And 2 Replies! This Is My Most Liked And Replied Comment!
@@alexey-santalov yep also I also think that flies are useless I mean what do they do other then go on our food barf on it and the acids turn it into a smoothie but more disgusting and only for them to
Yusra, you're right, because one time, a classmate would refuse to find new material and his response to every single sentence I said was, "You know who else [blank]? Your mom!"
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“Your jokes are overused”
“Just like your mom”
Actually makes sense 💀😭
Lol
Noice
The irony tho 😂
oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mom: back in my days we never had phones
Me: but you have something that we don’t have
My sibling: yeah like dinosaurs
rare insults❌
rare combacks✅
rare combacks❌
Rare comebacks✅
1:45 first time ive heard him laugh
IS THAT A PICTURE OF OLD SPORT FROM DAY SHIFT AT FREDDY'S!
3:15
@@micahscholes4968thats just "Henry Emily" from Five nights at freddys
"Why does ppl wanna ruin their relationships?"
"Because being in a relationship is a waste of time. Just like looking at u"
BAHAHAAHAHA
@@S3bast1n_S0l4c3bluds face the whole time:
😐😐😐😐
@@Admrial-Veshkov-Yuri ye
Can I use this?
This is not a good one 💀
"God made no one ugly"
"Thank you so much!"
"So who the hell made you?"
Now that's gotta hurt
damn im not ugly?
@@JustDT851yes
“So who the hell made you?”
“God.”
O. K
Damn
1:56 Dad: well,actually
Son: I'm so shocked!
"Mom": Hey so shocked, I'm your mo-... um this is embarrasing...
It should have been *YOU DARE USE MY OWN SPELLS AGAINST ME POTTER*
@@Definitelynotarickroll555 YES.
Also they dad jokes are rubbing off on the son
Ah yes, these insults are indeed rare, the same thing as Dumbas actually voicing his memes, not a British Text To Speech.
LOL
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The reason I only watch this channel for memes
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
And what I meant is that Dumbas voices memes, a British Text To Speech doesn’t, unlike every meme RUclipsr on the planet. 😒
2:20 IT ACTUALLY DOES!!! 😂😂😂😂
8:27 "and you will earn a gold medal"
whoa calm down but underrated
8:42 the dad of the dad talks like a teen lol
My roast:
Bully: You are so stupid
Me: oh I'm sorry I guess you're rubbing off on me
0:41 Me, who has a QWERTZ keyboard: 😎
Me
QWERTY
\
\
you got them broken
well hello AZERTY people
asdrtz
Bully - Why don't you try to roast me back
Quiet kid - *Pulls out Flamethrower*
Tru
true
quiet kid: sure ill roast you
Or usually AR-15
He cooked
3:46 this man went from dumbas to sonic
2:01 "hi disappointed I'm son"
I would have said YOU DARE USE MY OWN SPELLS AGENST ME POTTER
“Against”
*against
very funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
Womp womp
Same
Darwin: Your jokes are overused.
Gumball: LOLOL JUST LIKE YOUR MOM-
Darwin: We have the same mom-
4:03 I say this pretty much daily
5:51 why is the deaf kid roasting with sign language
6:10 I hope both sides of your pillow is warm🤫🧏♂️
🤥
Good cause you arnt warm either
@@deksy111Yes
And, id rather live in N.K. (North Korea) instead of close to someone that says that
6:32 that is my favorite!😂
30 seconds😂
😂
Later, Nick-orama! 😂
now we need legendary insults
Don’t forget epic
@@Idefinetlywontjumponyourhead5X oh yea
Dont forget mythical and godly
rare uncommon common
3:59 dog?
2:38 "Be careful what you wish for."
dude the “if you want youre comeback scrape it off of youre moms face” that was the best one
0:01 hello timed comment users
Hello!
Now say goodbye to your cherries.
hi
Ello!
Now say goodbye to your cherry ?
10:00 this is my favorite comeback by Chevrolet
the thumbnail be vile 💀
Its unfunny
@thebbdxd2Huh? Where
@imthedouyeah cause its accurate
Here's my own roast:
Bully: "bro you ugly"
Me: "almost as ugly as you"
Light weight no reaction
My gf: should it stop?
Me: let him cook
classic
Seriously thats the best you can do
You roast is so bad that even rancid raw meat can be more roasted
Gumball roasting Darwin’s original mom is literally in the thumbnail lol
Edit: yes, Darwin is adopted
Enemy: i killed your dog
Minecraft player: minecraft is just a game. Its fine.
Enemy: whats minecraft?
Me:I don't have a dog
@@Cacodevidro432 enemy:because I killed him
One time someone ask me to roast them and i looked at my friend and said "why is this pig talking to me?"😂
9:15 It actually makes sense....
He said "No u"
And "Ur mom gay" without the letter 'u' is:
"R mom gay" (Our mom gay)
"you'll never be half the man your mother was" bro roasted everyone remotely related to that guy 😭
7:02 BRO THATS WHERE I LIVE
Same lol
4:10 ramen " what does that mean"
Amen
Indiana Jones gonna have a field day in this video
Bless you and your family
Well, The "It's Your Mom" One Is Very Common In Our Class
Your mom jokes never fail
8:11 a heart transplant
Now that's some roast battle field
THE BONY EARED ASSFISH IS A REAL FISH- GOOGLE IT LMAOO
3:58 that actually made me laugh
The person at 10:25 got to clean their nails frfr
Its sad how much you changed, Jack.
i am stealing these
0:17 ahh ALWAYS a Classic
U MEAN 0:16?
Karmadillo got me rolling on the ground
8:36 I saw this on tiktok
4:29 roblox????? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Good video
4:16 bro toasted himself to bring his opps down
thanks for the insult ideas /j
I was thinking the same thing
nope, put those back
Nah the keyboard one 😂😂😂
10:06 I think that is intentional.
Dad: I'm disappointed
Son: Hi Disappointed I'm Son
Dad: Not anymore
Disowned Son: *shocked*
9:23 i'm the sensitive kid here
But they never apologized 😢
"I'm fine" 😥
Me too
"i cant stand you"
"then sit down"
5:44 can you rate in the nagetives like -infinity
Also the legs make me think of those dr Seuss characters.
"You're dirt poor"
"At least dirt touches grass"
9:44 Karmadillo
For the meme for this one you should have done "You dare use my own spell's agentst me Potter"
That will backfire onto you're forehead
lol the first meme
I am eating rawmen rn 4:09
Uh…
7:23 is so wrong
4:25 why does his face look like its made with a mirror tool
Whoever is reading this god loves you❤❤❤
Alright I guess?
God dosent love you
@@Plasmagt176Damn-
Stfu why does this happen im aithiest
@@L_dynam1ghtsame
W vid props for doing it on mob too
Bully: If you think you can beat me, you’ve got your brain twisted. Me: Then my brain’s gonna be the same shape as your neck in a second. Edit: 3 Likes And 2 Replies! This Is My Most Liked And Replied Comment!
💀💀💀💀
That would be me though 😂
3 likes were your most liked? I had 600 once
@@kero927brother
So you're you're brains smoth
5:28 this part got me laughing so hard
4:32 if i wanted to roblox myself 💀
Yea your life is just like that game, stupid updated every week
“Things that are useless” Silkmoths sure they’re cute but like THEY CANT EVEN EAT CANT FLY ONLY PURPOSE IS TO MATE
MOTHS EAT STRING
@@jehadalkourdy5226 nope sugar water
@@jehadalkourdy5226 Silkmoths make silk when they’re boiled alive in THEYRE cocoons
I think poisonous potatoes are useless
@@alexey-santalov yep also I also think that flies are useless I mean what do they do other then go on our food barf on it and the acids turn it into a smoothie but more disgusting and only for them to
*TEAM FORTRESS 2 MEMES*
5:36 I enter the chat and people start roasting me
*Plays a horror game* *The person forgot the food, but gets the food*Them: Are they coming back with the food? Me: Yeah, but not with the milk-
Hi
3:58 woof
8:54 *mmëęūúw*
I’m so tired
2:00 it couldve been the"u dare use my own spells against me potter"cuz of that muffin song
4:41 shit
2:02 hi disappointed I am son💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
English or Spanish?
Spanish
English
Don't let anyone know your next move... Norwegian...
(BABY YOU GOT SOMETHIN IN YOUR NOSE) whoever moves first is gay.
@@zeldaben1051 el que se mueve primero es gay
My own insult was like “stop describing yourself”
lol
Can’t believe Pinocchio roasted homelander and his nose didn’t move making homelander piss himself while shitting bricks
Hello, remember me?? Ù
No
No
@@Devo69123 you don’t know me then, like your mom
@@ProfilePicture-t3d 😂 the f*xk?
@@ProfilePicture-t3dyou probably dont know your going to have a sister
Bully:"lol why don't you try to roast me?"
Me:Aight bro I'll give you the attention you never got from your parents 💀
howdy
"Words can't describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can. 2/10"
"just like ur mom" is way to over used
Just like your mom
Yusra, you're right, because one time, a classmate would refuse to find new material and his response to every single sentence I said was, "You know who else [blank]? Your mom!"
Just like your grandma
@@Napita_cherryshe is ded
@@emirkomutan4212 like my sanity
HELLO FAV YTER
FIRST
ok?
Oh
He aint capping
6:47 my roast would be sorry one sec just parking my truck between you eyes😂
10:20 Boom. Toasted.
Bro dumbas you are one of the actual meme youtubers you atually make me laugh
Laughed to hard 🤣
2:19 bro they do look like that wth!?! 😂😂😂😂
Thumbnail makes sense this is why, so basically the joke your mom is overused.
Thank you Mr Helpful!
Sarcastically btw
The bully: haha your mom is fat!
Me: at least I have one.
"God made no one ugly"
"Aww thank you"
"But why do I think you were created in a lab without God's help?"
00:32 dvorak keyboard users: i see this as an absolute win!