Classic Opie & Anthony: Ruining People's Days with Bill Burr (03/22/07)
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Bill burr-“even in my fantasies I don’t get the girl” is the most relatable thing i’ve heard in my life
Damn, du
Real talk, who has actual sex dreams? My erection is non existent in my dreams. Mfer is a FAILURE
Me too. I'm such a loser. But I still enjoy my life so no sweat...
Stumbling across these classic bits is cathartic.
Just confirming again that Opie and Anthony are the best radio show in history.
@ 17:22 Anthony’s uncle fires him
@ 26:10 Man fires dead cook
@ 35:02 Anthony’s divorce
@ 50:14 Man kills wife audio
@ 1:04:00 Ant and Bill take a test
@ 1:15:25 Charlie tries to bash O&A
@ 1:25:18 Charlie calls back
@ 1:28:40 Ant and Bill continue the test
@ 1:43:40 Man breaks up in public
@ 1:50:20 Ant and Bill finish test
Thank you so much, Timestampers are the MVPs of RUclips👏👏👏
Youre amazing
You know what dyude. Fuckin decent
@2:07:30 Ant imitates constant
Even nearly a decade later, hearing Anthony's divorce stories is bad for my blood pressure.
43Aquaman - What does that even mean?
@@43Aquaman high school is for people who want to be slaves. You learn more doing your own thing in the real world.
Its enraging, but then I hear WHY he got married, he basically deserves it.
Anthony was just a dumbass, new york is an at fault state and when your at fault you end up paying more than usual. He could of just divorced her and prob got away with paying her jack shit based off what he was making at the time and not future earnings. Not to mention he takes no responsibility in the fact he knew from the beginning he was marrying into a terrible marriage and still did it like an idiot. Grow up and take responsibility for your dumbass decisions lmao.
Edit for people that don't know but most MEN should only be marrying in at fault states because if your wife is caught cheating (among other shit) you can basically get away with all your assets in the divorce if you listen to your lawyer and not be a dumbass.
"We def won't be in the same building if the two companies merge"
Oh boy how fucking wrong you were lol
The last time I got fired (2004 maybe) I kind of knew it was coming. I had literally screamed at my supervisor on the phone... I was so angry, I couldn't even form words. I just screamed and hung up. An hour or two later, she walked in and asked me to go up to HR with her. I said "no thank you" and started packing up my shit.
Fuck superiors that are full of themselves. They think they’re the shit cause they’re the manager of some dumb fuckin company
Evan Noyes Fuck grunts like you, who never have their shit together that we supervisors need to look after and give 1000 chances to. Never seen a guy get fired who wasn’t a complete shit head.
Wonderus Waffle It was a joke you moron. I’m a manager of a department. O and A listeners really are as dumb as they say.
@@MrEvanNoyes you should try jokes that are funny. Then people will know they’re jokes. Nothing about that reads as a joke. 🙄
"Two's not a prime number. Can't you divide it by one?" --Bill Burr
As a math major, i endorse this comment
@@EmperorOab aaaaa
You said that 8 years ago! Imagine Opie kissing you goodnight! Just imagine it now! Do it! Imagine it!
@@EmperorOab math major huh?…NOBODY CARES
@@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 I care.
Bill is just naturally funny.
I hate it so much when ope says '' WE ARE GOING TO GET INTO BUNCH OF THINGS HERE BUT FIRST... ''
armin38822 Then they never get into a bunch of things haha...
Damien Cross I just don't understand why he's a thing. From time to time I watch Anthony Cumia show and I can see why he's a good radio host. He has something to offer but Opie ? I really don't understand.
armin38822 Yeah...I doubt that Opie does anything off-air.
Opie was really good in the late 90s/early 2000s when radio was still a thing that mattered. He was also good on XM because he was so driven to put out a better show than Stern. But once the merger came around, he just got more defeated and bitter and it ruined his ability to broadcast. He got really bad in 2-3 year's time. Listen to the old wnew and early xm stuff, you'll see what I mean. He was good at his role at one time
"We're not good with emotion and we try to solve problems"
- Bill Burr
Now all they gotta do to ruin someone's day is to just simply talk on the radio.
I like you rabbi you and I watch the same things.
Thanks +Julius Ceaser. Also thank you for irrigation.
Someone should replay this audio for Bill Burr now when he says he will never get married.
I'm sure he has a prenup
I bet he doesn’t
@@robertstraw9881Yeah, and he'll never order Clubsoda Kenny to eject Anthony from a comedy club, for coming over and trying to talk to him.
I used to fill propane tanks which is mindless work and while I’d fill I used to have this reoccurring day dream that I was had Jedi powers and would use them to play basketball and be the best player of all time.
0:51:44 Classic from Bill Burr on the husband who was nagged to the point of killing the wife:
"We're not good with emotions and we try to solve problems"
2hrs 6mins may be the best bit of O&A, CONGRATULATIONS
I was dying at the Reservoir Dogs scene for some reason. Probably because I was thinking it. SAY THE GODDAMN FUCKIN' WORDS!
Never getting married 38:48......is that right Bill?
Sup, Gooner. I'm sure Bill weighed losing his long-term girlfriend eventually over marrying her to no real perceived issue and went with the path of least discomfort. Unless they fuck up and all, but that only happens a majority of the time with marriages.
I could see a divorce good for a couple hour specials.
+Goon Industries 85% of guys say "don't get married" until they do.
***** Shouldn't that be 100%??...until they do...
+baalzebub5000 I thought the same about Bill. I kind of became a bit softer in his act. I mean it's not just pure rage and frustration anymore, it's more polished.
Selfishly I thought that a divorce, even though devastating for him, would give his comedy a new birth, going back to the woman bashing with full force
Thank God Opie brought that caller back to talk about Howard… again.
Gun collector mixing up MP40 with MP5, funny.
Yeah, and who stores their firearms loaded, but with part of the internal mechanism taken out?
@@Paddy.Cpretty sure he was full of shit
Bill Burr not knowing how alimony works is hilarious
We get it, Bill got married.
And Ants STILL secretly laughing 😆
This is unbelievable, I just got fired immediately as I came into work... WTF I ain’t even mad.
Why make you come in
haha nia made billy boy change his mind
Must have good poontang on tap.
Not only did he end up getting married, but he did so to a ball-busting feminist who undermines him all the time Poor Bill.
His broad ruins his podcast man. She's the kind of chick who makes you start thinking about alibis to the cops
+Chris “cd” D it doesn't counterbalance nothing.
bonchbonch
who cares about your life?
+Introgauge .C Your mom.
bonchbonch
well, she's dead, about 7 days ago.
35:35 "I tried the 'beat it' defence.. it didn't work, they beat the money out of my wallet"
Never say never Billy boy...you got duped with some brown sugar!🤣
And he used Clubsoda to rinse Ant out of his hair.
@@Paddy.C what hair!?
HAHA Billy red face says he his never getting married 38:45 but he got married lol
Is this the line to lose all my shit?
Zkullz Esac funny how he used to say that all the time. But he settled down and is having a kid now.
+ Mark Winberry It's a good thing you don't go out of your way to hate something.
His act is the tough Boston guy? He always talks about what a pussy he is that can't fight for shit lol.
Can't blame him for having that attitude about marriage prior to ever meeting a girl that he cares about. Ofcourse he'd feel he'd never get married. Now he gets to be happy good for him, the ginger son of a bitch.
+hisvorpalsword lol nope, i do it right from the comfort of moms basement.haha
Whenever they reference reservoirs dogs, Goodfellas, Fargo, or godfather... It's always a home run
Or Jaws.
O&A calling Howard a shock jock who couldn't adjust is ironic
I fucking laughed more than I ever have in my entire life at the last guy that sang for the macbook pro "... do we have any more contestants...?"
8 years later... Same.... Lol
1:36:05 - After Bill makes a point Opie does his usual repeat what the person just said as if it's his own original thought. He's like one of those terrible characters, but he's real. He does the exact same thing with different social situations like "going to ants" etc. and people can argue that it's just for radio, but add it all up with the gregshells(bill ignores opie regurgitating his thoughts) and it's sociopathic behavior.
+Good Hunter yeah give him a break, i'm a fan of Ants as well, but i think Opie is the one actually keeping the show on track (in an operational sense). He's keeping an eye on timing, sound levels, callers, setting up clips, etc. Kinda difficult to be spontaneous when you got so many pots on the stove.
+DylanGaine +DylanGaine He shoulda been in the back. Hes a leech and stole money. Lets be honest, nothing opie does deservers him ever getting millions a year.
+DylanGaine haha give me a break. They hadlike 4 producers, and the Nopie shows when he was off ran just as smoothly and just as funny. Opie is horrendous
+Good Hunter that guy is annoying at parties
Opie is like the radio version of Carlos Mencia
I was the guy who delivered those clean uniforms, ha,ha!
38:50 That didnt age well haha, Bills a married man now and only listens to his wife lmfao.
If Burr acted the way he does now I doubt his wife would’ve been interested in him in the first place
Also the 'special thank you to Anthony' , now he employs Clubsoda Kenny, and got him to throw Ant out of a comedy club for coming over and saying hello.
I just thought of this. I'll get married when its with a prenup saying not only do I get to keep all my shit, but I get half of hers. Any objections fall directly, quickly and 100% under 'big fucking hypocrite'
I'm late to this channel. But the saying as I know it is:
"There's no such thing as early, your either on time or late".
- Every manual labourer ever.
4:47 it’s like the kids these days that wear carhartt even though they’ve never worked outside
I had a Office Space type boss and I did most the heavy lifting. We got in to it many times and he convinced his uppers to fire me. At the "firing" I figured WTF and threw all my Aces on the table, dirt, atta boys etc and HE ended up getting fired and I got HIS job.
Ebenezer has 3 apples, Mildred takes 2. I'm dead lmao
That 1st boss caller was right, if you're not early you're late.
Does anyone else think that guy who said he was gonna fire the chef who committed suicide, was talking absolute bollocks ?
this is awesome. im so glad people are having a worse day than me lol.
It gives the show a more natural, organic feel. That being said, if you don't like it, DON'T LISTEN
Did the caller from around 1 hour have a follow up (public divorce guy)?
Fun fact: Opie has been doing radio since he was 18
When Ant gave the MacBook Karaoke award at 2:08:00 I lost it big time.
I'm absolutely sure that listening this radio show is, somehow, making me dumber.
Definitely. It's an autism magnifier
Don’t worry you were already like that before you started listening
Maybe you should learn how to spell dummer.
You idiots, have you heard anything lately anywhere? The news is pure propaganda. Be thankful you see the truth to this day
You were getting dumber without it, don't worry 👍
"We've got key lime pie."
Looked like Jim Varney in the thumbnail at a glance.
The story of the wife calling her husbands employer an hour after his suicide is bullshit. His job would have been the last thing on her mind much less an hour after his suicide. The boys should have called him out on it.
You underestimate the total lack of empathy women are capable of having.
I worked with a dude that died in a car wreck. His wife was at the job hours later talking to HR about his life Insurance.
@@heathj7794 should be investigated.
Nah. Friend of mine killed himself at 18. He was an apprentice at a painting firm. His father called the employer the same day.
People in shock often try to cling to routine, just because their minds are telling them they should be doing something, when there's nothing they can really do.
lol, "We would never be in the same building"
I always used the "Stalactite" was "t" for "top".
Yeessss!
My favorite thing is when you know your own boss, not you, is about to get fired- I know mine is about to and I’ve just straight up stopped listening to them and just walk away in the middle of forced conversations with them mid sentence. I just turn and walk away. Every day feels like a Friday.
Confirm outcome?
Wow, what was it like working for Prince Andrew?
Opie's so clearly irritated that nobody wants to spend another fifteen minutes on his wakeup bit.
I wish bill really did never get married lol. His wife ruined him lmao.
A woman bringing home six figures? If you're going to lie, make it believable.
He meant G.I. Joe's...
perhaps after successful divorce.
Exactly. If she actually made that she would’ve most likely said her occupation and not income
Lol
The first two minutes of this sounds a lot like John and Jeff
“Im just….I’m neva gettin married. I’m just not doin it.” -Bill Burr
Turns out he does get married and has one of the best marriages I’ve ever heard of. Bill and Nia are fucking perfect for each other. Lol
ewwwwwwww
Nia ruins MMP..
Nia RUINED bill.. lol
@@VashStarwind Sorry you feel that way bud.
@@mr.martyr8573 Its not that I feel that way, its facts lol.
Giving away 2 Mac books.. bill.. "A prime..."
Been there. I'd been working at a golf course under my dad. Only employee in the whole place worth a damn apart from the mechanic. I busted ass. Near the end I was so pissed off at my co-"workers", one day I actually did the math. Couple giant trees blew down, so we were to cut them up and cart the wood to the giant wood pile on the other side of the course. He told us we should get through a couple of loads each before lunch and we should get everything cleared in a few days. Everyone else was using chainsaws and decent carts with automatic dumping beds. I was left with hand tools, a broken down rickety electric cart that went under 5 miles an hour that I had to load and unload by hand without a partner. By the time lunch rolled around, I did almost three times the work of the 8 person crew combined, and by the time it started raining an hour or two before quiting time, we were well into clearing the second tree.
Next day, my dad asks me to print out the employee hours. I happened to notice my brother's time, and it made no sense whatsoever. Then I glanced down to my name. Found out he'd been pumping (understatement, as he might have come in 3 times in a week once while I worked there, couple weeks only once, yet was supposedly there every single day) his hours on top of stealing nearly all of my overtime and giving it to him.
He usually woke me up, made his breakfast while I showered, and we'd go together. I woke up ready to go. He made his breakfast, and rather than walk by my room to go out the door, he gingerly snuck out the back door. I called him up and asked "you didn't even have the ballsack to fire me, did you?" Just hung up. Refused to admit it. Mom said I was lying. This went on for months. It came up in an argument like a year and a half later and was told that they we're giving him extra hours in order to re-compensate my dad for (legitimate) car repairs work hadn't paid for. They had the "oh, I just tripped myself up" faces when I pointed out that not only did they flat out refuse anything happened to start off with, but that this new story wouldn't have had anything to do with my hours.
Wait til Bill's gold digger decides a "woman doesn't need a man to be happy" (just his money).
We can only hope he got a pre nuptial
@@user-jp6zu7hw8y I keep seeing prenups brought up. Take a look at how often they get contested.
All it takes is a typical gynocentric male judge, or a female judge.
@@difficultbastard Very true
13:30 LOL WTF, Recently at work (hospital garbageman) I've been having dreams like I'm a super hero too. Monotonous work is right lol.
Golly gee. Opie is so funny.
RAAdioWW
Rogan rocks; so do O&A. It's like choosing Merlot or Malbec for the night; both have their advantages.
Funny how Bill says here he's never getting married, knowing he's married now.
He said the same thing about kids too, look how that turned out.
Hehe YEP.
hahahaha. what a hypocrite ! do you morons watch comedy like politician giving a speech? Bet you are the guys are people who get those "that can't be real!" while watching lord of the rings or shit like that.
I said I'd never do heroin, yet here we are
It is currently my birthday on Sunday, April 7th, 2024, 8:50 pm, I'm writing this as I do believe I may walk into work tomorrow morning and get fired. We will see.
Well?
@thekraken4886 I actually walked in and got a $1 raise lol so that's how that went.
@@kevinrutkowski3034 Nice
@@kevinrutkowski3034hell yeah brother
And how many years later Burr is in a movie with Tomei😂
In non-euclidean geometry parallel lines can converge. Dang kids
1:18:50 Opie steamrolls Billy boy
*Interrupted
***** *plowed
THANKS Sir Knight
Ant and Bill were great
anyone know what segment where anthony says a joke about planting claymores in the garden
"We got uhh, the 911 call of the old dude killing his wife, a classic..." The opester is a comedy genius in his own way. Haters better reckonize.
"Opie" is a comedic character created by alternative comedian Gregg Hughes.
But he’s been doing this for pfftt 18 years!
Opie....BE QUIET
It's funny hearing Ant and Bill talk about divorce with Bill saying "I'm never getting married". Seeing as how Bill has become a pussy whipped version of himself by his now wife
Did the guy ever call back with the recording of himself divorcing his wife?
I'm not loying
But you are a schnoodle
Shane and the other half are bits. HAHAHA
i realised that the moment i wrote it. you, i'm sure never make any mistakes in life...
Boy were they wrong about the merger
Bill Burr is so married to a black woman with a kid, and he’s making Disney money.
For a person who bashed marriage in his specials, and shows like this, he caved in..... Poor bastard, haha
Is it me or does norton look like mike ditka on this pic??
Did that guy ever record the conversation or call back about leaving his wife in the diner..?
I'll never marry anyone, the laws are just ridiculous.
What is wrong with Anthony arm in that picture
the mighty cfc it’s the aids
Opie was prime on this one I'll give him that
He IS really famous... He's HUGE.
What is that old-timey song from 1:24:10 called. The one, where Ant goes into that funny 1940s vernacular. I've heard it a million times, but what should I look for on youtube to find it?
Thanks a bunch :)
13 years later Bill was in a move married to Marissa.
That guys looks like his face was on fire and someone put it out with an ice pick.
1:30:00 Bill at his best.
I've listened to these guys for years and opie has never said anything that made me laugh.
That's untrue, he's said plenty of funny things. Just not at the rate a comic or funny, witty person like Anthony
"Oh Rindsey, you cry like baby" made me laugh.
HELLO BILLLL!
2:04:59
38:46
haha in before a dude name Patrick Bateman comments on this page with a "good morning."
The old man shooting his wife reminds me of the late #bushwickbill verse on the ghetto boys: ".....(asking his wife)... whyd you shoot me in the eye, I would have shot uin the body..."
#reallove
2:06:35 best worst singer lol soo crummy it almost works.
Okay. I’ve tolerated opie for many years because the show is great but did he just insult the great beetlejuice by calling him a has been? Beet has more talent in one of his oversized teeth than opie’s entire lineage
The show would have been improved by having beet replace opie
opie does the same radio voice shit that he makes fun of. fucking weird
i dont think opie has ever gotten a prediction right lol "we will never work in the same building as howard" fast forwar like a year later and they are in the same building lol
ALLLLRIIIIIGHT!!! ENOUGH ABOUT THE ORGASM!!! Funniest thing Opie ever said imo, the way he screamed it at her all sing-songy and completely shut her up was great.
I actually laughed that time he chipped in ("What's that?") when Patrice was talking about Asian people.
Opie told the story about his wife's wedding dress not being ready, just a couple of days before the big day, and the Asian seamstress told her "Oh Rindsey, you cry like baby!"