My mom tried to beat me with a coat hanger too once. didn't even do anything, maybe kicked a little too hard but I wasn't even born yet so cut me some slack
@@jadiellima8922 well if you take into account the dynamic of the group, yvonne is like the "joke" of the group and Toast was just playing into the joke. Plus Toast is the host of the podcast anyways
I like how they argued on who got to stream the Christmas stream even though they have an official offlinetv twitch channel that has only ever been used once
I liked this "negative" podcast, i think it really helps at making people realize that you're normal people just like all of us and you have the same thoughts as most people do. It was nice and refreshing, i liked hearing about your "purpose in life". Great podcast👌
Topics for the future: - College - Future plans (ie. marriage kids etc) - How important is clout - Asian parents - becoming full time - beauty’s effect on clout - how getting old is gonna effect popularity - Paper straws Like so they can see :)
there's already a cure for cancer made from sea cucumbers, but the only dosage allowed stops the spread of cancer with continued use, they don't allow the stronger dose to be made which reduces cancer
"You can't choose when Jesus was born" - Scarra That is exactly what they did. Nobody really knows when the historic figure of Jesus was born and 25th of December was the same day of some pagan feast so they simple merged those two occasions.
Hey I don’t blame, you, I got suspicious when he was allowed to physically search their house and tase them and probably scar them, that’s when I assumed they just accepted the demon they let into their home.
It feels weird when they talk about getting beaten by their parents, in Norway the parents would literally lose the right to have their child and would be put in jail for child abuse! My parents attitude can be summed up as "If you beat someone then you've lost"! Most norwegian parents agree that beating their child accomplishes nothing other than the child distancing itself from its parents when they grow up!
ComradeTiberius it’s a good attitude to have! basically everyone i know who was beaten as a kid has vowed to never beat their children. once my dad slapped me just as a reflex when we were fighting once and he started crying and apologizing immediately because he didn’t want to ever be like his parents
Right? They're not really bad people but you can't help but form some sort of hate towards them once you receive pain. You're literally a child. A bit slow and less knowledgable but no need to beat just to teach things.
19:12 no, Michael is thinking of theory of mind. That's the ability to understand that other people's frames of reference are different from your own and that other people's wells of knowledge are different from your own. it's different than the understanding that other people's lives are as deep and complex as your own
My mom used smart tactics for discipline. The wrist grind, hand slaps, smacking me with a brick of cheese. Licorice hurts like a biatch too. I still don't understand why disciplining a child is illegal.
Honestly, this has been my favorite podcast so far. The philosophical talk was fun, the memes were good, and learning more about everyone in offlinetv as people was really interesting.
I won’t lie, while I like to hear these guys just talk about anything I do like the segments about non-internet related things the most. I want to know what people think about life and death, about human existence, about purpose, fears, aspirations or philosophy in general. I feel like segments about money, relationships online, or favorite shows are extremely superficial. Also I think such topic are often in the conversation due to pokis presence. She’s so brand aware that talking about controversial or difficult topics are a non option for her. I think I’ve never heard her talk about for example religion. This is in no way a jab at her but being the “business woman” (I know kinda washed meme but whatever) she is, she just shies away from those topics in the public eye knowing that taking a critical stance on something would scratch her image. Of course I could be 100 percent wrong with my reasoning but what I’m trying to say is that this episode was probably my favorite since it isn’t about streaming or internet but more about life itself.
As a curiosity, Jesus Christ wasn't born in the year 0, he was actually born at 4 BC (approximately, ue to some mistakes that a monk had when calculating the date ). Also he wasn't born the 25 of December. Christians took this day from an ancient roman religious festivity (Sol Invictus). The birth of Sol Invictus was celebrated the 25 of December, and most experts think that was Constantine the Great who established this date to be the Jesus birth (so before 300 BC it is thought that Christmas was not celebrated). I hope you find it interesting ;)
@SirLuisJoder What's your source for "nativitas" not referring to the Christ child in this case? I get that solstice was an arbitrary choice, but was the Nativitas term actually used for that?
am I the only one shocked that Lily got beaten like A LOT while she was younger (or was it a troll and I should wait till the end) edit: I guess that from some comments I am lucky with my parents
"Did you ever get beat as a kid?" Me who started fighting back at the age of 8, pissing myself, kicking, screaming & generally turning the beating around: heh.
"Living is just dying with extra steps" She might not be off at all; maybe life is the most efficient way for the universe to accelerate its own heat death
THE. MOST. RELATABLE. episode EVER! Dude, I'm so happy that Michel is there to enable Lili's depression. The topics those two cover are exactly what I think about and go through. Makes me happy I'm not alone. Makes me want to try to be friends with them.
They went from “getting beat as children” to “the purpose of the universe” in like 2 minutes.
And then they sprinkled in some organ harvesting clone farms just for fun
is it weird that i actually enjoyed this podcast a lot?
@@ashleyjohnson7433 yea me too!! I really like Lily being the host! :D
sounds like a anime villain backstory
inoob26 100% brain
Michael won't hit his children he's a nice guy so he'll taze them
Hits leave bruises but tasers wont >:)
Taunting Pigeon this isn’t a cursed comment, this is just fucked up.
@@warcrabs Its not that deep its fine
@@warcrabs would you like a tissue?😜
Jake you’re about 3 weeks late.
Nice :)
Offline TV Nice
Offline TV Nice
Nice
Offline TV Nice
nice
My mom tried to beat me with a coat hanger too once. didn't even do anything, maybe kicked a little too hard but I wasn't even born yet so cut me some slack
lmao
I-
Oh shit
this was really clever, I applaud your joke.
Is this funny
Yo, Yvonne needs to be in more of these Podcasts. She's really good at these types of talks.
Yeah, so gross that Toast toke her chair wtf...
ikr
yeah, yvonne was actually on the camera for a while rather than being in the shadows. i feel like when she left, she was hurt after. poor her
@@jadiellima8922 well if you take into account the dynamic of the group, yvonne is like the "joke" of the group and Toast was just playing into the joke. Plus Toast is the host of the podcast anyways
No
Lily: our wifi is really spotty
Michael: I DESIGNED A BOT TO CRASH OFFLINETV'S WIFI
Anything to make it easier for him to avoid streaming
I love this comment 😂😂
i mean knowing him he'd just make a fuck load of useless devices that "need" wifi so it makes it hard to use the wifi
Just a huge fuckin microwave to screw with the signal.
@@slayer711gaming6 powered via screaming xD
This should be a weakly thing, I miss the podcast so much
it should be a strongly thing
Rabie Sh oh no, I'm dumb (not gonna edit tho, the mistakes one makes are forever)
@@tomasarte i know that number... weren't you in jail for stealing a loaf of bread?
Rabie Sh My sister's child was close to death, ok?
I second this!
I like how they argued on who got to stream the Christmas stream even though they have an official offlinetv twitch channel that has only ever been used once
Would that be a problem with Toast on Facebook?👻👻👻?
@@mcfam8657 idk we can only really know from the man himself
@@mcfam8657 no lily talked about it before, it would be fine because he doesnt 'own' the account
mcfam yea, thats why he always is at janet’s stream
I was wondering about this too! Probably viewership reasons.
Michael: Yeah it's nice living with people now
William/Care Taker: Are we a joke to you?
Pretty sure Will May have been the reason why Micheal also went to offline
Top Choice Auto Doubt
Of course they are.
Top Choice Auto Michael said that he's still buddies with Will and he'd be down to do videos and shit with him if he's down, so I doubt that's true
@@topchoiceauto9626 they got kicked out because of their stupid ideas, both of them
They had to search something
I liked this "negative" podcast, i think it really helps at making people realize that you're normal people just like all of us and you have the same thoughts as most people do. It was nice and refreshing, i liked hearing about your "purpose in life". Great podcast👌
"normal"
Lily’s a nihilist, Toast’s a capitalist, scarra’s a deontologist/liberal, michael’s dead
I genuinely laughed a little too loud at this.
that shit was funny my dude
Dead?
@@hanskung3278 *inside
@@adrianlima7204 me: *laughes a little too loud at this*
Me: *reads this subcomment*
Me: *laughes a little too loud*
Don’t mind me just hunting for some Michael Reeves content
Me tooo!!
Legit the only reason im here
Aren't we all
Thanos the wale it started that way for me but now i like all of offline tv tbh
bruh ikr, just want to see more of him
" did your parents ever beat you?" "just emotionally"
Yeah right????!??!?!!??!??! LOLOLOL LMAOOOOOOOOOOO THIS COMMENT WAS SO FUNNY I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nick Swek yes
Josh Miller wait bro where is this quoted from
MannB the video
@@mannb1023 did you even watch bro smh
I thought lily was gonna say “let’s talk about the holocaust” but it was the holidays
Me to
doesn't everyone else celebrate mein fuhrer aswell?
fedora Friend SAME lmaoo
Why did so many of us think that
Tea
Michael Reeves: you know that one bad friend
audience: hating that person
Also Michael: that was me
Raginaction audience: never mind I love that guy
I think most people love the guy that their parents believe if you can just use them for your own gains
deceiving people is truly an art that only michael can achieve at that level😂
I don't think he means that guy, the one your parents compare you to, but more like your good friend who they trust.
True
Alternate title: Twitch Streamers are having existential crisis.
Lmao Lyl twitch streamers + a Michael
Lmao Lyl And Micheal Reeves is their to.
@@markaleman4419 there* too*
Martin yaya - TheSpace good job my man, you have officially done a funny. Here’s your trophy for correcting someone’s grammar!!! 🏆
@@martinyaya-thespace3383 they're* two*
Lily: "So are you guys ready for Christmas."
Me: "Uhh.....I guess?"
I'm waiting for it...ever since last year's ended
Just 359 days left guys! Cmon, where's your Christmas spirit?!
Christmas is another normal day to me smh my head
“Life is just death with extra steps”
- Lilly
true tho... totally agree
We need this as a shirt
@@CHSidChou But you cant die if you cease to live in the first place
That was so true and depressing
Rick and Morty : " That's slavery with extra steps "
This is should be called Asian People live together and Fed
And Poki..
I like to call oflfine tv XxAsianSquadxX
Michael is Hawaiian tho
CMB and filipino
6 Asians and the Latino
Okay but why does Courage The Cowardly Dog being Michael's favorite cartoon explain so much about his personality
hahahah, yeah nice! :)
Hey That's PewDiePie's Wife Marzia's Favorite Cartoon, One Of My Favorites Too :)
@@abuheroalbadal922 You creep too?
@@mikeoxlong7607 wdym?
It's also Critikal's favorite cartoon! Apparently it created a lot of chaotic people
Michael didn't get beaten, he got tazed by his parents
Nah his parents didn't need to do it he voluntarily tazes himself.
@@_anshin_anshin nah he tazed his parents
Nah they sucked pain out of him.
With pain.
Killua?
They just left him in a garage and he tazed himself automatically
Poor Yvonne was in the podcast for a good 9 mins :(
that was sad; we need another chair
ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ =(
Toast was trying to have her stay though
And she's not even in the description! #JusticeForYvonne
But she got a bigger role as house manager
Topics for the future:
- College
- Future plans (ie. marriage kids etc)
- How important is clout
- Asian parents
- becoming full time
- beauty’s effect on clout
- how getting old is gonna effect popularity
- Paper straws
Like so they can see :)
Clout
we know Michael is down for the straw content, it gives him an excuse to shit talk turtles
Clout
also how things for OTV will be in the future, like when will they split up or will some still live together
Or what's the deal with airline food?
"Zoomers dont get beat"
Man, I've got a story for you.
I think my parents missed the memo
I will skadoosh yu master shifu
Lol I think it's really just white parents don't hit kids and I'm not trying to be racist I've seen this personally
im 14 rn and when i was 10 my mom used to beat me with a toy i love until it breaks while she beat me wih it
@@Astartes00 I got beat like 3 times and just decided to live my childhood trying to appease my parents 🙃
normal people when it's christmas: "i'm so happy it's christmas"
otv: "EXISTENCE IS PAIN"
no, normal people are the same as otv, you are the exepction.
@@Remmeeee no both of yu are the exceptions...
Normal people are too dumb to think
Toast: "I want to make a 100 million"
Also toast: "I want to cure cancer"
that's how you make billions dude he is not contradicting at all.
furkan kerim kavukcu toast is a very smart man
My man have priorities
ILostMyWaifu let’s not forget he’s asian
there's already a cure for cancer made from sea cucumbers, but the only dosage allowed stops the spread of cancer with continued use, they don't allow the stronger dose to be made which reduces cancer
Scarra:"Who was your favorite member, last christmas?"
Micheal: stares at Lily
Me:"Pls dont say he isnt a member anymore"
otv: hey guys, this is going to be a light christmas episode
also otv: hey lily, what if we CLONED and MURDERED your dog
Michael: I wanna be Jimmy Neutron
Michael, you are the crackhead version of jimmy neutron already... so life goals achieved?
no one gonna talk about how they mentioned that michael wears merch, and he’s wearing a DANPLAN SHIRT?
IKR
What is there to talk about?
@@arattactician5697 Danplan is over(?)
@@junororiz7021 doesn't mean that he has to stop wearing the merch tho
HOLY SHIT I DIDNY NOTICE--
Scarra: "Freak lightning incident"
Lily: "Tazed himself"
or mix religion and memes with "God tazed him"
Sacrificed himself to his sacrificial vending machine for that sweet apple juice
"Freak Lighting accidents killed him"
You mean God tased him
"We just highrolled"
Speech 100
feels like michael is holding back on the life purpose talk
Michael is probably lying to himself that time
@@abrahamtan1093 I thought Toast was too
both him and Toast were
@@clarissadonmaciel as a Christian toast was saying everything Christianity represents it was interesting :)
“Micheal tell us about things you lie about”
“Well I lie to myself all the time”
...
🥺
toast is 100% religious he believes in RNGesus
He _is_ RNGsus
GABEN
OfflineTV: This was our worst podcast to date
Me Into Conspiracy Theories: Can I get these talks on a weekly basis 😩
When you realize you can tell how old a video is by how pink Michael's hair is
God Lily is depressing but also seeing such a positive and kind personality arise from such mental processes is encouraging
Lily: “You can’t live your life not trusting everyone you meet, obviously...”
Watch me
Why would I, you probably wont even do this.
I think you missed the Albert:
Watch m the
"You can't choose when Jesus was born" - Scarra
That is exactly what they did. Nobody really knows when the historic figure of Jesus was born and 25th of December was the same day of some pagan feast so they simple merged those two occasions.
True, they did it so that they could get more people to go to their church.
The winter solstice with extra steps
@@danksubstance3246 ye, yule with extra steps
Also, BC is no longer used in common or advanced academia, secondary education, and post-secondary education.
We use B.C.E. Now, "Before Common Era"
Acording to scientists he was either born in the summer or autumn, so nowhere near 25 december.
Toast: *talking about if temmie got replaced*
Lily: *arguing back*
Michael: *nervous smile*
17:11 My four brain cells. One almost crying, one texting and two having an existential crisis over existence
And a fifth brain cell just got the fuck out
The 3 AM gang's all here
"Put this on with your family infront of a warm fire"
Me: Lives in australia,
Me: "You're not wrong..."
Thought it said "put this on with your family on a warm fire"
4:30 "You guys are gonna sneeze and I'll be back"
Yikes that didn't age well
C-grade wait what
@@drakebell5649 they're talking about covid-19 lmfao
Nameless Squire oh holy fuck I’m dumb
The thumbnail: smiles all around
The video: we are all gonna die at one point and we don’t know if we have a purpose
"I was that friend" PLOT TWIST
“He is just driving over and visiting 3x a day” ngl I was fooled the first couple of times...
They played you like a damn fiddle
Hey I don’t blame, you, I got suspicious when he was allowed to physically search their house and tase them and probably scar them, that’s when I assumed they just accepted the demon they let into their home.
"Living is just dying with extra steps." WELL... That took a turn.
Lily: "There was a post where I saw someone's chair expolded."
Scarra: 👀 👀 👀 26:44
🤣 🤣 🤣
Video Category: Gaming
Seems right
lies and deception = playing with people's hopes and dreams
Getting beaten when you were a kid = you chose the rough route
@@raystrife234 Lily got the high score
An episode about lies and deceit?
Really leaning on that Michael Reeves theme here
Nobody:
Lily: “ aight, imma HYPE myself up for dying”.
haha nobody: haha
Y'know, I can never tell if toast is lying
Among us foreshadow
@@magdata9048 lol
Lmao
Among
us
Scarra: "I thought that was the case and then I looked at what he normally wore and it's all RUclipsr
merch"
Micheal: *wears DanPlan merch in podcast*
i know exactly how michael feels when theyre talking about stuff that happened before he joined.
2 minutes into podcast
Lily - Let's guide this deception...
Me - This is gonna be a amazing podcast
nobody:
michael: I need to sign up for health insurance today
Pretty sure more than one person got health insurance today
69
It feels weird when they talk about getting beaten by their parents, in Norway the parents would literally lose the right to have their child and would be put in jail for child abuse! My parents attitude can be summed up as "If you beat someone then you've lost"! Most norwegian parents agree that beating their child accomplishes nothing other than the child distancing itself from its parents when they grow up!
ComradeTiberius it’s a good attitude to have! basically everyone i know who was beaten as a kid has vowed to never beat their children. once my dad slapped me just as a reflex when we were fighting once and he started crying and apologizing immediately because he didn’t want to ever be like his parents
Right? They're not really bad people but you can't help but form some sort of hate towards them once you receive pain. You're literally a child. A bit slow and less knowledgable but no need to beat just to teach things.
Just, Wow.
The west
19:12 no, Michael is thinking of theory of mind. That's the ability to understand that other people's frames of reference are different from your own and that other people's wells of knowledge are different from your own. it's different than the understanding that other people's lives are as deep and complex as your own
Can't believe ya'll edited out Michael saying how easy it is to bypass home security.
Jovan Petrovich did they really, what did he say?
how did you know they edited that?
I've just watch that part, 32:17
He mentioned home security systems being weak in one of his earlier videos and most likely said same thing here.
I took it to just be one of the things Michael lies about like the way he was good at reminding lily that he didnt live where he actually lived.
I hope that the 24 hour coding stream isn't a lie
same, watching lily struggle to learn how to code sounds super entertaining
Watch Michael make an AI that teaches people how to code
Free streaming content for weeks
@@Brian-zj4mm just randomly creates super inteligent ai
we need Yvonne on the next podcast now.
and ALL of it this time...
seconded
Micheal's Dan plan shirt did not age well.....
F
planB now huh
😔
Sophie R Stephen left cuz of some shady stuff behind the scenes
@@sacktea1325 stephen?
"It's too... impossible for us to be... conscious... and inventing... pants, and shirts" -God, probably
When I saw Michael and Toast in the same thumbnail I got so hyped.
Lies, typical
Mitch Hoegee I actually thought it was lies because Toast wasn’t there in the beginning but then he showed up and I was happy again.
Michael and toast like 2 smartest savegery person On offlinetv for my opinion
When cloning an animal the thing that stays the same is the exterior/physique. The personality is most likely going to be completely different
@morgan yu genetics.thetech.org/ask/ask147
Read this article. It explains the basics pretty well.
Yeah, I was looking through the comments for this. Was surprised that I had to scroll far down to find it
When you say "personality", do you mean their brain and way of thinking?
Them telling about getting beaten by their parents is so surreal to me
Ikr. I think I got slapped maybe very few tikes but it became illegal early in my childhood
i have the opposite feeling, it's soo normal here.
@@radielkill sameee
Same I've gotten whipped so badly I bled from the wounds and I went to school the next day and everyone just teased me for angering my parents
My mom used smart tactics for discipline. The wrist grind, hand slaps, smacking me with a brick of cheese. Licorice hurts like a biatch too.
I still don't understand why disciplining a child is illegal.
"zoomers don't get hit"
*laughs in 2009 trauma*
prollysleepdeprived laughs in 2015 trauma
Michael would be the type of person to cite Courage the Cowardly Dog as his favorite "kid's TV show"
Toast: “BC? Before Christ!”
BCE: “Am I a joke to you?”
Any topic like that it's just a wake-up call.
"Oh yea, I'm watching people who are Twitch streamers for a living."
Honestly, this has been my favorite podcast so far. The philosophical talk was fun, the memes were good, and learning more about everyone in offlinetv as people was really interesting.
I won’t lie, while I like to hear these guys just talk about anything I do like the segments about non-internet related things the most. I want to know what people think about life and death, about human existence, about purpose, fears, aspirations or philosophy in general. I feel like segments about money, relationships online, or favorite shows are extremely superficial. Also I think such topic are often in the conversation due to pokis presence. She’s so brand aware that talking about controversial or difficult topics are a non option for her. I think I’ve never heard her talk about for example religion. This is in no way a jab at her but being the “business woman” (I know kinda washed meme but whatever) she is, she just shies away from those topics in the public eye knowing that taking a critical stance on something would scratch her image.
Of course I could be 100 percent wrong with my reasoning but what I’m trying to say is that this episode was probably my favorite since it isn’t about streaming or internet but more about life itself.
I wonder when Michael will make the vending machine of pain.
"I Made A Vending Machine That Deals In Pain- That'll be the day.
“Living is just dying with extra steps” 21:24
As a curiosity, Jesus Christ wasn't born in the year 0, he was actually born at 4 BC (approximately, ue to some mistakes that a monk had when calculating the date ). Also he wasn't born the 25 of December. Christians took this day from an ancient roman religious festivity (Sol Invictus). The birth of Sol Invictus was celebrated the 25 of December, and most experts think that was Constantine the Great who established this date to be the Jesus birth (so before 300 BC it is thought that Christmas was not celebrated).
I hope you find it interesting ;)
Even though i already knew i respect the time you took and acknowledge the fact that more people should do this so thank you :)
Jesus christ was just a fictional character based on a novel by our lord and saviour putin the great
@SirLuisJoder What's your source for "nativitas" not referring to the Christ child in this case? I get that solstice was an arbitrary choice, but was the Nativitas term actually used for that?
@@JensGulin I heard it from a documentary (I don't remember the name, but It was about Aurelian). I've edited the part that was wrong. Ty
Scarra: Who was your favorite member last year?
Michael: 👀
Albert: 🙈
morgan yu nah greatest trick was disappearing
Me: Best podcast I've ever heard.
Scarra: Worst podcast I've ever been
Isn't Christ's birth actually different from the generally agreed 25th Dec.
yeah the actual date is just based on lies bc people place the date early spring or smth
7:59 Scarra gets so flustered by Lily laying her head on his shoulder lmao!
**deep gasp and recoil**
Michael's wearing a Danplan shirt?
In a podcast about lies and deceit.
Poor Stephen
Let's flame Dan's ass. Only not on their channels.
@@_zora_7204 what happened to stephen
Big Fat he left danplan
im watching this instead of doing my homework that was assigned over break that is due tomorrow. worth
Chlo hey same
Chlo me too ! Lol
me too 😌
Chlo same
Damn your school year starts early
am I the only one shocked that Lily got beaten like A LOT while she was younger (or was it a troll and I should wait till the end)
edit: I guess that from some comments I am lucky with my parents
that's just asian families in general
@@Cr3zant I see
@Bman yeah it's pretty normal
@@Cr3zant african too.
@@randomcommentator5922 Same with latino families
"Did you ever get beat as a kid?"
Me who started fighting back at the age of 8, pissing myself, kicking, screaming & generally turning the beating around: heh.
This podcast is suddenly very relevant given recent news about OfflineTV..
49:38
Scarra: Michael, why do you have so many amazon boxes?
Michael: Well, I programmed this thing on python …
please give us a house tour we want to see the new house!!
“Zoomers didn’t get beat” well my parents didn’t get the memo
39:35
foreshadowing
I've been thinking about how everybody is the main character of there own story since I was like 5
Exactly
Conglaturation, you are not stupid
"Living is just dying with extra steps"
She might not be off at all; maybe life is the most efficient way for the universe to accelerate its own heat death
Me: Oh, I get to hear what Yvonne thinks about stuff today, cool.
Toast: Nah, get out
“Air soft guns do leave marks”
Yeah you would know Michael
THE. MOST. RELATABLE. episode EVER! Dude, I'm so happy that Michel is there to enable Lili's depression. The topics those two cover are exactly what I think about and go through. Makes me happy I'm not alone. Makes me want to try to be friends with them.
Michel and lili
"After this podcast we're gonna go sign up for health insurance"
If this is the most big brain play of 2020 idk what is.
That moment when you see Michael's wearing the danplan merch and you get happy but then remember Stephen left 😢😢😢
Listening to Lily talk about how abusive her parents were is really sad.
It's typical asian parent behavior.
If toast is mad about the five days in between christmas and the new year, wait till he learns that Jesus was actually born 4 BC
Historians have since reported that the actual person with the name jesus christ from that era was born around july
He was wearing Danplan merch... I miss when it was Hosuh, Stephen, and Daniel.