@@Kavaitsu I- what's not okay, to say that he's going to cheat or to say that it isn't with her? Either way I'm sure he made sure to talk with his wife about the bit, plus in half of these he's saying he's married and sometimes it ain't a joke!
@@GooseWayneTV Looked like he was about to be getting all baked up. I can't hate on a guy for wanting to take a break from reality every now and again.
Goosey Goosey Goosey, it just hit me how brilliant this concept is. After so many videos where the others react first, you flip the script and react first before they can get a word in. It is a great evolution of "ew" where you don't hurt their feelings anymore like they did yours (unsuccessfully), and now they're instantly confronted with wanting to engage back with you and your outrageous accusation - how could you not want me when everyone else on here does! Love your videos, even though I miss the rizz (one lucky lady got the f&f this time) I love the direction you're taking and can't wait to see where it goes next.
I was waiting for this to drop. This is so awesome. They are completely dumbfounded when you tell them they're a nice girl, but respectfully you're not interested. They want to be mean, but then you make it hard for them. Fantastic reactions.
1:21 killed me. They were just having a conversation and a guy pops out into their screen, rejecting them very defensively, unprompted. It's like a Smiling Friends bit. Fuck them and all the others who think "bald" is an insult btw.
I just rejected a whole grocery store of women. From 20-60 year olds all looking. I was the only guy there. One bertha even dropped her purse in front of me on purpose hoping id help her. I didn't. I just laughed 😂 Rejected, cus women believe u ignoring them, paying them no attention and not approaching is rejection😂 what im actually doing. Just shopping minding my business
The genuine reactions you elicit from people you’re pranking is hilarious. Thank you for being so easy going with people who try to insult you and using it to make us laugh. 👏🏼
Once you blatantly tell women you're respectfully not interested in them they suddenly become very interested in you. The way their eyes change is crazy.
Wtf! I swear this was 8 minutes long, how did it go so frking fast?? I'm sorry Goose, my bro, I'm gonna have to ask you to make more videos.. yes, it's that urgent 😬😬
This guy actually doesnt look that bad. He intentionally makes himself look this way for views and comedy, just goes to show how comfortable he is in his own skin, a role model to strive for fr fr
lol so good! Have you ever considered playing around with special effects cosmetics or similar methods of changing your appearance? Kinda going further down the rabbit hole to new depths of apparent freakery? Make a sweet desert that looks like you’re eating a human heart (I know it’s not Halloween yet. A cosmetic tattoo that appears to look like a game of Tetris on your forehead, ridiculous amounts of fake facial piercings, so on & so forth. One hand significantly bigger than the other, fake acne, boils on face, triple-thick bottom lip, coloured contact lenses for a ware-wolf style appearance, etc, etc urinary colostomy bag that gets accidentally exposed, a prosthetic willy in a tight pair of pants, you make an excuse to stand up to adjust your camera & it appears to be hanging down almost to your knee etc, etc
Today is my birthday and I just found your videos. You're hilarious and I'm so glad I stumbled across your channel. I feel like this was my birthday present 😂 Keep up the awesome work 🔥🔥🔥
if this video gets to 10,000 likes i'll be your dad 🤓
Daddy
Uhh sorry but no thanks I already have a dad.
I appreciate the offer tho
Yes, daddy. Please, daddy
Lmao
Good video but no, thanks
fair enough. no thanks to you as well.
Lmao what an wholesome exchange
😂
respectfully though, you know, you seem like a nice gander, but...
😂😂
.. "to cheat just not with you" is crazyyyy
Had me dying 😂
Wildly hilarious
Borderline not ok, thanks
@@Kavaitsu I- what's not okay, to say that he's going to cheat or to say that it isn't with her?
Either way I'm sure he made sure to talk with his wife about the bit, plus in half of these he's saying he's married and sometimes it ain't a joke!
Whats wild with it
“he’s bald and torturing people with hair 😫” is still the funniest thing to me
What a random but funny line, lmao
"Youre not a threat to my wife" lmfao
"its running away from you" im dead 😆
🤷🏻♂️😂
Bruh the best line 😂
Last guy seems cool… I wish him happiness in life. I know heavy depression when I see it
yeah i talked to him for a while. he was super cool
@@GooseWayneTV Looked like he was about to be getting all baked up. I can't hate on a guy for wanting to take a break from reality every now and again.
@@gargamel3393 look closer, his desk is covered in ash, dude is a fiend
@@gargamel3393 A lot of serial killers got/gets baked up
@@nr1NPC can confirm, i be killin the frosted flakes after the wake and bake.
“He’s bald and he’s torturing people with hair!” 😂😂😂
Goosey Goosey Goosey, it just hit me how brilliant this concept is. After so many videos where the others react first, you flip the script and react first before they can get a word in.
It is a great evolution of "ew" where you don't hurt their feelings anymore like they did yours (unsuccessfully), and now they're instantly confronted with wanting to engage back with you and your outrageous accusation - how could you not want me when everyone else on here does!
Love your videos, even though I miss the rizz (one lucky lady got the f&f this time) I love the direction you're taking and can't wait to see where it goes next.
thank you! i felt this could keep similar energy for the 90% of people that enjoyed the "ew" series but at the same time it's much more kind 💜
3:39 those bacteria crawling around your head had me quit literally laughing out loud 😂😂
don't let the bed bugs bite 😂
Same
@@GooseWayneTV DO more of those lmao
Bro somehow he trained insects to ACT like bacteria!
I was waiting for this to drop. This is so awesome. They are completely dumbfounded when you tell them they're a nice girl, but respectfully you're not interested. They want to be mean, but then you make it hard for them. Fantastic reactions.
Women definitely can't take rejection they aren't used to it
Amazed by the audacity tbh
They really can't and it's beautiful to witness 😂💀
6:27 she was awesome and she genuinely called you hot…..because you are Goose
Now that's a reaction from a girl who is not insecure, she passed the vibe check
For real bro!!
I am convinced that this girl is A.I. and does not exist. Impossible, lol
@@GitDatPC Yea they are hard to find
You serious ? She was trolling hard 💀
Doing the turn around wink rizz after saying No Thanks is cold😂
Should make it a bit
7:13 seems genuinely sweet
She has a tatoo... (too experienced)
"To cheat... just not with you" 😂😂😂😂 that's craaazzyyyy
“Where is your hair?
It’s running away from you”
😂😂😂😂😂
took it from a comment on a previous video lol
1:02 is the most crazy shit ive heard this week LMFAOO
lmao thanks
7:21 I love her
2:20 tha skip battle go crazy😭
That second in between their brain processing a rejection and the words coming out and their expression = priceless 😂😂😂
1:21 killed me. They were just having a conversation and a guy pops out into their screen, rejecting them very defensively, unprompted.
It's like a Smiling Friends bit.
Fuck them and all the others who think "bald" is an insult btw.
It’s genuinely awesome to see how pissed women get when they get rejected, they absolutely cannot handle it and get extremely vicious immediately.
I just rejected a whole grocery store of women. From 20-60 year olds all looking. I was the only guy there. One bertha even dropped her purse in front of me on purpose hoping id help her. I didn't. I just laughed 😂 Rejected, cus women believe u ignoring them, paying them no attention and not approaching is rejection😂 what im actually doing. Just shopping minding my business
@@sherrymendoza3469 I’m still waiting lol
You missed the whole point of this video 😂😂
@@chelseaskora3695 so whats the point then
6:50 she knows his audience
Lol, the skip stand-off!!
“It’s running away from you” wtf that made me choke😭😭
The genuine reactions you elicit from people you’re pranking is hilarious. Thank you for being so easy going with people who try to insult you and using it to make us laugh. 👏🏼
Once you blatantly tell women you're respectfully not interested in them they suddenly become very interested in you. The way their eyes change is crazy.
"to cheat just not with you"
lmaoooooooooo
Wtf! I swear this was 8 minutes long, how did it go so frking fast?? I'm sorry Goose, my bro, I'm gonna have to ask you to make more videos.. yes, it's that urgent 😬😬
okay working on it as we speak sorry my king 👑
Haha. Omg reading your comment...I was like...no way that was 8 minutes. It felt like a short. Haha. 😅😂
@@amandalynnm Yeah, time flies when it's good content. He's gotten very good at knowing what to edit out and keeping the funny and spicy bits.
This foo said “ to cheat, just not with you”
DAMN!!! Herself self esteem went thru the dumpster.
I think she found it funny
The only one who knows how to take the joke was a dude go figure
talked to him for like 5 minutes. such a sweet dude
He seemed super chill.
Some of the girls also didn’t take it seriously tbf.
love to see people's kid expressions on their faces when you really make them laugh :) it's nice
Her: Where is your hair?! 😮
Him: It's running away from you.
the skip-off was intense
😂😂 its 5:30AM right now and I just woke the house up laughing so hard
They say laughter is the best medicine. Well now it’s the best new kinda alarm clock 🤣🤣🤣
only realised you got a sonic cd music remix in the background halfway through the video. good taste goose.
Why do I find Goose so funny?? I’m cracking up before the guys even started talking😂
The cheating line is a treat when it gets that far.
0:15 i love her hair 😮
This is gold. Great work. Keepitup
orange top towards the end seemed like a wholesome person
Love it. Last guy had me choke.
the head bed bug rizz game stong af
well... yes 😀
"Hes bald and hes torturing people with hair" lmfao thats deep.
"dude, where is your hair?" ahmmm "is running away from you" I am dead!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Needed this for the lunch break😂😂😂😂
goose pairs well with chicken nuggets
"Where is your hair?" "It's running away from you." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Props to Jack Vale for being the original prankster to do this
Laughed out loud when he turned his head and the AI bugs appeared 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
From start to finish the best compilation so far. The ending was the best.
I'd watch the video but, no thanks, I'm married 😂
damn. i played myself 😭
KING goose back again with another BANGER. love u broski
First girl's mouth movements was a whole storyline.
Lmao, she didn't realise that they were bugs not bacteria.
This guy actually doesnt look that bad. He intentionally makes himself look this way for views and comedy, just goes to show how comfortable he is in his own skin, a role model to strive for fr fr
Lmao polite, and yet diabolical. This gets the weirdest reactions.
I stole your word, Goose!
7:48 Those eyes though 😍
“I’m here to cheat but not with you” is wild 😂😂😂
Just noticed sonic cd palmtree panic remix as background music for the video. The editor has good taste.
That, " Youre not my type"
Sounded like Bobby Hill
"THATS MY PURSE!"
@6:50 she know whats up lmao he the RIZZ GOD now 😂😂😂
"Where's your hair?"
Goose: 🏃♂️ 🏃♂️ 🏃♂️ away from 👉 👉 👉
The funnest part of all your videos is how innocent your voice sounds as you insult ppl 😂😂😂
Ol boy on the phone with that “yoooooooooo” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This actually proves that when you reject women they will try to to get you to want them and it also prove you shouldn't chase.
Sir, you caught the last gentleman off guard
That my dude has cancer is foul. Wait till it gets u or someone you love
Man I only watched 30s so far and I'm already dead 😂😂😂 ur too good. her expressions were amazing 🤣
The genius of this is beyond explanation. I'm taking this to the streets!
The emotional damage taken in this video tho haha
You haven't watched it he uploaded it 1 minute ago lmao
@@anembersarc I watch with 2x speed and jumped to the middle :) Cant watch videos with normal speed, dont have nough time for that :D
Hahaha i love it when they act offended. Love those funny reactions.
My favorite video of yours by far man, I was dying ! ❤😂
Yo that reactions was extra funny! 🤌 Thanks for the video man
FRIDAY, TIME FOR GOOSE!
lol so good! Have you ever considered playing around with special effects cosmetics or similar methods of changing your appearance? Kinda going further down the rabbit hole to new depths of apparent freakery? Make a sweet desert that looks like you’re eating a human heart (I know it’s not Halloween yet. A cosmetic tattoo that appears to look like a game of Tetris on your forehead, ridiculous amounts of fake facial piercings, so on & so forth. One hand significantly bigger than the other, fake acne, boils on face, triple-thick bottom lip, coloured contact lenses for a ware-wolf style appearance, etc, etc urinary colostomy bag that gets accidentally exposed, a prosthetic willy in a tight pair of pants, you make an excuse to stand up to adjust your camera & it appears to be hanging down almost to your knee etc, etc
“What do you do for a living?”
“I reject girls on Omegle”
Giga Chad Sigma Elite Alpha Male
“Before we continue, I am married”😂😂😂
Only thing more fire than these videos is Goose's roasts! Dayuuuum
Respectfully, I’m committed to a psych ward
Where is your hair 🤨its running away from you 🤣🤣good one 😂
Today is my birthday and I just found your videos. You're hilarious and I'm so glad I stumbled across your channel. I feel like this was my birthday present 😂
Keep up the awesome work 🔥🔥🔥
This bit is best for just cosmopolitan ladies my bro (usually the more visually attractive ladies)
And the next time "Yes thx"
2:18 this stubborn battle was fun.
glad you enjoyed that lol. almost cut it out
😂 the bugs crawling around got me lmao in the shower
6:27 I might be in love 🥰😍😘 Amazing voice!
Bruh this is hilarious 😂 Their reactions are funny asf. Women hate being rejected and some have never had it happen so they don't know what to do. Lol
Bro... these are fire! Please do more
Best series on Your channel.
Absolute Golden Comedy... Best Of Luck... Keep It Up...
You enlightened my day
🙏🏽Dr. G. Out here saving lives👼🏾 respect✊🏽
Hey I just want to say thanks for keeping your videos PG
"I didn't want nunna that" lmao
4:13 had me dying of laughter man thank you for that
The last guy had *emotional damage*
one of the best ones ever,, you should have her back on,,, you know who
It is impossible for Goose to put out a bad video. Godspeed~
You can see he humbled a lot of people