If the NFL Was Scripted: Week 14

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

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  • @rons3634
    @rons3634 Месяц назад +926

    "By the time he hits the driveway he'll have more yards than his offense." As a Bears fan, that was really hurtful. True, and hurtful.

    • @thenaiam
      @thenaiam Месяц назад +20

      Chiefs scriptwriter is mean!

    • @danschmidt6206
      @danschmidt6206 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@thenaiamtechnically the Bear's owner said that...Don Rogers 😂

    • @tonywilson4713
      @tonywilson4713 Месяц назад +10

      I'm an Australian Niner fan but went to college at U. Illinois surrounded by Bears fans. It was the Walter Payton era and I ended up watching a lot of Bears games including their Superbowl win.
      So I have a huge soft spot for Da Bears because of Water Payton who in my mind is the greatest American I have seen in my lifetime. I'm an aerospace engineer, so to put Walter in front of all those Apollo Astronauts (1 of whom I met) should tell you how I see Walter and his legacy. He was not perfect by any means, but the way he made other people think about life and the people around them is truly profound.
      So believe me when I tell that I do want to see the Bears get another Lombardi just as much as I want another one in the Niner trophy cabinet.
      Go Niners
      Go Da Bears

    • @michellemarty7510
      @michellemarty7510 Месяц назад +3

      Marge voice: It's true, but he shouldn't say it.

    • @EmilyHerren-n8n
      @EmilyHerren-n8n Месяц назад

      🤣

  • @jacobaxton6353
    @jacobaxton6353 Месяц назад +1778

    The chiefs being the scriptwriter is the only way a doink going in makes sense

    • @tphillips37
      @tphillips37 Месяц назад +15

      It really does! 😂

    • @grbmajor6645
      @grbmajor6645 Месяц назад +63

      As a Chiefs fan, we've known all along who the scriptwriter really is.

    • @kurtschuster8199
      @kurtschuster8199 Месяц назад +6

      I was hoping for a twist with a surprise appearance of a shaman or witch doctor as the script writer

    • @stormmtb5068
      @stormmtb5068 Месяц назад +21

      As a chiefs can I really don’t want to know what deal with the devil we made.

    • @aaronorr5586
      @aaronorr5586 Месяц назад

      It isn't the first time we've doinked to have a game winning field goal go in. The most memorable was when Cairo Santos doinked in overtime giving us a Regular Season win over the Denver Donkey's. That Started the 15 game era of depression for the dumpster fire donkeys.

  • @GSMnocap-memesdaily-
    @GSMnocap-memesdaily- Месяц назад +2188

    Its crazy how this has become just as anticipated as the games on Sunday

  • @lmnisop5516
    @lmnisop5516 Месяц назад +241

    Wildflower starting his leaf letter with "oh hey there" is an amazing bit of characterisation

  • @venosho2167
    @venosho2167 Месяц назад +755

    The bears leaving after the doinked field goal was golden lol

    • @jgvillan01
      @jgvillan01 Месяц назад +16

      Not just any doinked field goal.....one that made points.

    • @C0DY420
      @C0DY420 Месяц назад +11

      They had flashbacks to the double doink

    • @thedeepbluec1515
      @thedeepbluec1515 Месяц назад +6

      The word “doink” invokes trauma in every Bears fan

    • @smashmikey
      @smashmikey Месяц назад +2

      @@thedeepbluec1515as one just the sight of a field goal gives me ptsd 😭

    • @phoenixDARKprince
      @phoenixDARKprince Месяц назад +1

      @@smashmikey After this season, I feel the same way.

  • @FireDashPlayz
    @FireDashPlayz Месяц назад +599

    Why does his script go so well. The Commanders are in their bye, the Chiefs are the writers, they make the Bills lose because they are rivals and they caused their first loss. Tom you are a genius

    • @rustyrocket666
      @rustyrocket666 Месяц назад +19

      Twas a good game from the rams but damn the scriptwriter this week 😂

    • @zigzag321go
      @zigzag321go Месяц назад +22

      he make the script after the games. His skill isn't making great predictions, but finding amazing narratives, and chugging them out in less than 24 hours.

    • @jeffcarri70
      @jeffcarri70 Месяц назад +12

      @@zigzag321goWell, yeah.

    • @Sharko-1659
      @Sharko-1659 Месяц назад

      Probably the only reason they are scripters

  • @debbaedke3170
    @debbaedke3170 Месяц назад +429

    Love how Wildflower takes a break and still gets to be the Scriptwriter by sending a leaf. Another banger!!

  • @drumsofberk
    @drumsofberk Месяц назад +328

    The Bears joke about the yardage was my favorite part.

    • @adamteltech2300
      @adamteltech2300 Месяц назад +3

      I loved the Doink that goes in part. You know the Bears are STILL upset about Cody "Double Doink" Parkey in the 2018 NFC Wild Card game.

    • @drumsofberk
      @drumsofberk Месяц назад

      @@adamteltech2300 "The Doink for the Division" goes hard as a title.

  • @JPWolf75
    @JPWolf75 Месяц назад +734

    My wife's favorite character is Ref - every time I play one of these videos she starts walking around the house going "Flag" 😂

    • @ironmammoth7
      @ironmammoth7 Месяц назад +48

      Our whole family watches the games on Sunday going "flag".

    • @grbmajor6645
      @grbmajor6645 Месяц назад +23

      She is not alone!

    • @footballlvnlady
      @footballlvnlady Месяц назад +44

      My grandkids now call the Texans the Strouds.

    • @thenaiam
      @thenaiam Месяц назад +13

      Yeah, my kids', too. I have incurred so many flags🙄

    • @jakeusaf9401
      @jakeusaf9401 Месяц назад +13

      Sounds like God has blessed you😊

  • @Gallalad1
    @Gallalad1 Месяц назад +700

    I love the idea that a New Yorker thought flashing THE SAINTS would be effective. As if they arent in the city of Mardi Gras

    • @alkelenson648
      @alkelenson648 Месяц назад +14

      Oh- good point! From covered up til next year in freezing Vikes country 😑

    • @ChuckHuffmaster
      @ChuckHuffmaster Месяц назад

      ​@@alkelenson648one of the worst things about winter is that women wear a lot of clothes, it's kinda like a Christmas present you don't know what you have until you get it unwrapped

    • @derekbrown2215
      @derekbrown2215 Месяц назад +1

      Alot of Saints fans live in conservative areas though.

    • @vktor5730
      @vktor5730 Месяц назад +19

      @@derekbrown2215That doesn’t matter, we’re talking about the Saints PLAYERS

    • @alexrompen805
      @alexrompen805 Месяц назад

      @@vktor5730 Right? NFL players, ESPECIALLY ones from New Orleans have probably seen more breasts then a dairy farmer

  • @TheChrisPhoenix
    @TheChrisPhoenix Месяц назад +285

    Bears: "I'm back from my walk"
    Chiefs: "Doink field goal that goes in."
    Bears: "NOPE!"
    😂

  • @msarzo
    @msarzo Месяц назад +167

    Titans: "Is it at least a good game?"
    Chiefs: "You lose to Mac Jones."
    Titans: "A simple 'No' would've sufficed!"
    💀💀💀💀💀

  • @MasterFelix189
    @MasterFelix189 Месяц назад +528

    Another Tom Grossi Masterpiece

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP Месяц назад +5

      Another Grossi ending

    • @thecraftkid5441
      @thecraftkid5441 Месяц назад +2

      Another Grossi beginning

    • @DudeNotPerfect613
      @DudeNotPerfect613 Месяц назад +2

      Another amazing video

    • @Ninjiman
      @Ninjiman Месяц назад

      this was the best scripted episode ever. it just worked so well

    • @Hdude_gaming
      @Hdude_gaming Месяц назад

      U suck

  • @octo_gab
    @octo_gab Месяц назад +99

    wildflower lied about his itinerary for the bye week, he’s actually actively looking for the strouds with his lawn mower

    • @jenniferwood3643
      @jenniferwood3643 Месяц назад +5

      I’m picturing Bobby Boucher from The Waterboy just now…

  • @kolpants
    @kolpants Месяц назад +128

    the Vikings making it to this script season is of the highest honor.

  • @DigitalPixel_AnimalLover
    @DigitalPixel_AnimalLover Месяц назад +68

    When my 75 y/o Aunt Vicki recommended Tom Grossi’s videos to me, I thought she was a bit ‘off’, because she and I are lifelong Chief’s fans! But as I’ve watched, and even joined in streamed games (how I love a good Grossi Raid!) I’ve come to realize how Grossi’s wit and personality transcends teams! I love being a member of the Grossi Posse, and seeing a cute cheese wedge after my name

    • @geordiejones5618
      @geordiejones5618 Месяц назад +1

      He reeled me in with the AFC East videos. It was perfect timing for Pats fans and it's only gotten better since then. Oh and from the only Pats fan who wants Mahomes and the Chiefs to keep it going, I hope you guys absolutely own this decade. Enjoy it while it's amazing, even if it's stressful.

  • @Priondisease401
    @Priondisease401 Месяц назад +253

    His knee hit the ground! His knee hit the ground! Comedy gold lmao

    • @independentaquaman7424
      @independentaquaman7424 Месяц назад +5

      Yes but this scenario has it not go against the rules.
      Read the fine print.
      It applies to ALL NFL teams.
      It doesn't apply to college teams.

    • @blakehelms7430
      @blakehelms7430 Месяц назад +9

      Yeah thank goodness this isn’t college.

    • @Priondisease401
      @Priondisease401 Месяц назад +11

      @@blakehelms7430 I wasn't 100% on the rule at first and when he fell let me tell you my heart SANK. I briefly died and my soul traveled to the next realm of existence before I remembered haha

    • @cornell833
      @cornell833 Месяц назад

      NFL is so rigged 😔

    • @independentaquaman7424
      @independentaquaman7424 Месяц назад +4

      @cornell833 True.
      But the rigging doesn't always work.
      Otherwise the Lions would have lost that game and over half their previous games this season.

  • @Molasar54
    @Molasar54 Месяц назад +32

    "By the time he hits the driveway he'll have more yards than his offense". Brutal and brilliant. I don't know how you keep coming up with so many gems. NFL Man of Year Two-Peat.

  • @imTired575
    @imTired575 Месяц назад +163

    As a Bears fan, I appreciate the final jab at Aaron Rodger. I think we really needed that.

    • @SonicSlicer
      @SonicSlicer Месяц назад

      I'll take it.

    • @lcharris387
      @lcharris387 Месяц назад +7

      It is the only dub they can get against him 🤔

    • @realFalconfire
      @realFalconfire Месяц назад

      Same.😐😐😐😐😐😐

  • @DadBodDrumming
    @DadBodDrumming Месяц назад +46

    That last bit... "we can all laugh at the Bears... they have a better record than you... shut your mouth!" I was rolling. I hope this lands you a spot on one of the Sunday Football Shows.

  • @YzaliaJoule
    @YzaliaJoule Месяц назад +337

    Fun fact: the Lions, Vikings, and Packers are a combined 28-3 against all opponents except each other. The real kicker? Number 28 came against the Falcons.

    • @Aries_Aria
      @Aries_Aria Месяц назад +38

      OUCH

    • @krash22mini72
      @krash22mini72 Месяц назад +38

      That stat is amazing

    • @Stacked3403
      @Stacked3403 Месяц назад +19

      That's insane

    • @edmadden2091
      @edmadden2091 Месяц назад +36

      28-3. One of the coldest cosmic jokes of all time.

    • @--Canon--
      @--Canon-- Месяц назад +6

      The Lions, Vikings, and Packers have a combined 32 wins total.
      7 wins came from within the division to make 25 wins against non-NFC North opponents, not 28.

  • @richards3843
    @richards3843 Месяц назад +49

    Chiefs add a fake post script to Wildflower's note, usurp the Scriptwriter's throne, and go an a Scorched Earth revenge tour. Brilliant. Well done, @TomGrossiComedy!!

    • @nightbird2905
      @nightbird2905 Месяц назад

      Already looking forward to them getting a taste of their own medicine there - wouldn't mind to wait until their first playoff game, though 😜

    • @ShayHawk-GoChiefs
      @ShayHawk-GoChiefs Месяц назад +1

      @@nightbird2905 As a life long Chiefs fan it will be worse than that... we lose to the Bills in the AFC Championship game... tears will be shed...

    • @nightbird2905
      @nightbird2905 Месяц назад

      @@ShayHawk-GoChiefs At least you already have two consecutive Super Bowl wins to comfort you ;)

  • @AntonyC83
    @AntonyC83 Месяц назад +178

    I’m so glad the RUclips algorithm introduced me to Tom Grossi 😂

    • @braindeadcabbage
      @braindeadcabbage Месяц назад +7

      Same.

    • @OGtruthserum
      @OGtruthserum Месяц назад +3

      It was reddit that introduced me to Grossi. I still ping him when Branch get a pick though---as is tradition.

    • @gohawks3571
      @gohawks3571 Месяц назад +4

      Scooter got me here! The algorithm generally sends me weird stuff.... Sometimes it's a hit🤷‍♀️

    • @DigitalPixel_AnimalLover
      @DigitalPixel_AnimalLover Месяц назад +6

      I’m so glad my 75 y/o Aunt Vicki introduced me to Tom Grossi! And the crazy part is we’re both lifelong Chiefs fans - Grossi’s humor and plot twists cross team lines! He’s great!

    • @stevelacroix2404
      @stevelacroix2404 Месяц назад +1

      Lifelong Vikings fan but I love Grossi !

  • @Chiwalker
    @Chiwalker Месяц назад +104

    "They have a better record that you" Take that Aaron Rodgers!

    • @ObiAwan24
      @ObiAwan24 Месяц назад +8

      I laughed way too hard at that

    • @Aries_Aria
      @Aries_Aria Месяц назад

      for how much longer tho?

  • @thealphabetsong4585
    @thealphabetsong4585 Месяц назад +182

    “And PS the Chiefs are in charge” I have a feeling the Chiefs added that in themselves 😂

    • @wavion2
      @wavion2 Месяц назад +28

      That was the joke.

    • @ZlothZloth
      @ZlothZloth Месяц назад +17

      Flag! Unsubstantiated conjecture!

    • @humaux
      @humaux Месяц назад +8

      What!?!? We would never...

    • @vordt4139
      @vordt4139 Месяц назад +2

      No shit.

    • @SolidShepard
      @SolidShepard Месяц назад

      ​@@wavion2I mean, Lenny and wildfire were best friends, so it's not that hard to believe

  • @YkBraydennn
    @YkBraydennn Месяц назад +160

    The fact that this makes me happier then actual sunday, is wild.

    • @rls1662
      @rls1662 Месяц назад +2

      Same. You wait for the moment all day for Tom to post!

    • @HakeemTheDream616
      @HakeemTheDream616 Месяц назад

      We get to see how it unfolded 😂

  • @yO_Bolt_
    @yO_Bolt_ Месяц назад +48

    As a Bengals fan, this is 100% accurate and welcome to the club Bills.

    • @irshkashirkle
      @irshkashirkle Месяц назад +7

      Thanks, I hate it. First person I texted after the game was a bengals fan letting them know I get how it feels now.

    • @SabresGuy87
      @SabresGuy87 Месяц назад

      just a one off, unlike the Bengals games this year lol

    • @MeowXMeowXBI7CH
      @MeowXMeowXBI7CH Месяц назад +1

      As a Rams fan it feels good to hand you both Big Losses.
      Even though we’ll lose out the rest of the season 😂 at least we got you, the Bills on a 10 - 2, and of course … The Niners!!

    • @jcgoble3
      @jcgoble3 Месяц назад

      I'm waiting for the If Monday Night Football Was Scripted video for this week. Gotta see how that blocked punt is scripted!

  • @janeanwesthues6389
    @janeanwesthues6389 Месяц назад +66

    Also “flag” is my go to “you screwed up” word.

  • @Snoil
    @Snoil Месяц назад +22

    Love Vikings fan 'We hated the Lions before it was cool"

  • @anthonycutt8854
    @anthonycutt8854 Месяц назад +42

    The Two Dons is a spinoff series in waiting. 😂

  • @ggkk8909
    @ggkk8909 Месяц назад +169

    "Doinked field goal that goes in!"
    "NOPE!"
    😂😂😂

    • @rls1662
      @rls1662 Месяц назад +8

      I absolutely fell apart laughing at this!

    • @ROWDYBatrulha
      @ROWDYBatrulha Месяц назад +1

      CODY PARKEY!!!

  • @RyanBang-m3l
    @RyanBang-m3l Месяц назад +22

    "And as for the Bills..." + maniacal grin- Chiefwriter

    • @SabresGuy87
      @SabresGuy87 Месяц назад +1

      Bills will be Scriptwriter in the playoffs though.......

    • @chiefs300
      @chiefs300 Месяц назад +1

      @@SabresGuy87 Just like the Bills are every season.

    • @rustyrocket666
      @rustyrocket666 Месяц назад +1

      ​@SabresGuy87 ...im a bills fan as well but the chiefs got black magic on their side we could get screwed again...josh better pack holy water

    • @ultravenia
      @ultravenia Месяц назад

      @@SabresGuy87 Sure, you and the Vikings in the Super Bowl.

  • @joshuaradick5679
    @joshuaradick5679 Месяц назад +56

    As a fan of the Purple Incarnation of Satan, I approve of how the Chiefs wrote this week for us.

    • @JesseCohen
      @JesseCohen Месяц назад +2

      You guys were the Hipsters of episode. “We did it BEFORE it was cool!” & “Nah!”

    • @johnathanjackson5732
      @johnathanjackson5732 Месяц назад +2

      As Falcons fan, I'm not sure who I'm more mad with...the Purple Incarnation of Satan (for obvious reasons); Taylor Swift's backup/sycophants (for hijacking/rigging the NFL); the Falcons (for giving me hope; or myself (for actually believing that this would be different)

  • @Hashmusical
    @Hashmusical Месяц назад +20

    That doinked field goal bit was perfect 😂

  • @AznJsn82091
    @AznJsn82091 Месяц назад +36

    At this point, Flag is a Pokémon

  • @dragozaf88
    @dragozaf88 Месяц назад +16

    "By the time he hits the driveway he'll have more yards then his offense"....this was a hate crime 😂

    • @andrewphillips5323
      @andrewphillips5323 Месяц назад +3

      If you got up to get a beer from the fridge then you have more yards than the Bears offense.

  • @willgamble6196
    @willgamble6196 Месяц назад +11

    The fact you tie all this together so well with your script is absolutely magical. Been a fan for years and at this point as a 33 year old panthers fan… this is more exciting on sundays, at least I smile here.

  • @Soppy-0
    @Soppy-0 Месяц назад +38

    At this point I can only conclude Don DeVito and Don Rodgers are actually Bruce and Springsteen

    • @benficademacaufan
      @benficademacaufan Месяц назад +1

      2020 AFC East video were great!

    • @debbaedke3170
      @debbaedke3170 Месяц назад +2

      I never saw that before...and I think you're right!! 😂

    • @Nissi4061
      @Nissi4061 Месяц назад +6

      I'm ready for the reveal that the darkness retreat was just a blanket fort & a plate of pizza bagels

  • @Frosty_tha_Snowman
    @Frosty_tha_Snowman Месяц назад +14

    I love how snarky and chaotic the Chiefs guy is 😂 it's like he's totally unhinged and crazed with power

  • @Colaws
    @Colaws Месяц назад +29

    The Don voice has just completely disintegrated at this point lol

    • @AmericanIdolz2011
      @AmericanIdolz2011 Месяц назад +5

      Yeah he honestly lowkey sounds like Springsteen at this point.

  • @christopherolsen3240
    @christopherolsen3240 Месяц назад +3

    As a Bills fan, nothing has made sense in 48 hours. NOW I GET IT. Thanks Tom for clearing that up.

  • @Drejco515
    @Drejco515 Месяц назад +43

    Can't wait for Wildflower to get back from vacation. I hope he has a good bye week with his bumblebees and sunflowers.

    • @truthunfiltered314
      @truthunfiltered314 Месяц назад

      What a week for Wildflower to take off. If he had been there, I know he would have let the Panthers beat the Eagles. And they were sooo close.

  • @GenshinLover283
    @GenshinLover283 Месяц назад +6

    "Doinked field goal that goes in!"
    That part alone makes me wish the Eagles were included in this, because clannon on the Bears is fun. I can see why the Cheeseheads enjoy it so much

  • @evilkruemel
    @evilkruemel Месяц назад +68

    The Bengals "First time" really hit me

    • @Bengals_are_Better
      @Bengals_are_Better Месяц назад +4

      Lol yeah

    • @Carbon13.
      @Carbon13. Месяц назад +1

      That happens every single game to Joe burrow. It’s so sad to see such wasted talent

    • @thenaiam
      @thenaiam Месяц назад

      Every Bengals line😅😂

  • @akilelawless8460
    @akilelawless8460 Месяц назад +89

    "Can you please just go away and let us win the division?!"
    "Nah."
    🤣🤣🤣
    "And finally, our game against the Chargers which ends in a-"
    *Bears fans walks back in*
    "I'm back from my walk!"
    "Doinked field goal that goes in."
    "Nope!"
    *walks back out*
    The Bears fan had Vietnam flashbacks.🤣

    • @Richard_Z8600
      @Richard_Z8600 Месяц назад +3

      That “nah” by the Vikings was so cold and indifferent I felt insulted as a lions fan 😂

    • @akilelawless8460
      @akilelawless8460 Месяц назад

      @Richard_Z8600 And it's hilarious since they're right on y'all tails for the division 😂

  • @Vizzle1113
    @Vizzle1113 Месяц назад +16

    I’m really invested in all these characters like the anime this NFL season has become.

  • @matthewperone5150
    @matthewperone5150 Месяц назад +57

    The Chiefs writer hating on the Lions was a new one..

  • @umum8462
    @umum8462 Месяц назад +33

    It really is amazing how week by week it does feel like the guy in charge of writing the NFL scripts is changing allegiances, this series has reflected that perfectly

  • @ColinButler-vk7gt
    @ColinButler-vk7gt Месяц назад +18

    Love the “Oh hey there!”

  • @manxpuss
    @manxpuss Месяц назад +49

    The comment about the Bears having more yards walking to the driveway than their first half total was fire😂

  • @elisabeththomsen1994
    @elisabeththomsen1994 Месяц назад +3

    I absolutely love this serie! 😂 as the seahawks are playing now, i cant wait for them to just suddenly show up and everyone being super confused about how they are still there and he will just be like "well you kind of forgot about me since the bye week, so i have just been staggering wins 🤷‍♀️" 😂

  • @scienceontheright
    @scienceontheright Месяц назад +14

    This may have been the very best of Tom Grossi. A true 1/1 performance.

  • @wxffxlbs
    @wxffxlbs Месяц назад +7

    When you hear that music at the start of the video, you know it’s a guaranteed banger. Love your work Tom!

  • @chrisuncleahmad789
    @chrisuncleahmad789 Месяц назад +50

    “Josh Allen has 6 touchdowns and you still lose”
    “First time?”

    • @tphillips37
      @tphillips37 Месяц назад +2

      😂

    • @masteroogway2438
      @masteroogway2438 Месяц назад

      Damn joe burrow had 6 that’s insane

    • @masteroogway2438
      @masteroogway2438 Месяц назад

      What makes the bengals so ass?

    • @WhydoIsuddenlyhaveahandle
      @WhydoIsuddenlyhaveahandle Месяц назад +1

      Yes, actually. Allen's was the first 3 rush and 3 pass td game ever in the regular season.

    • @SabresGuy87
      @SabresGuy87 Месяц назад +1

      only time that happens. And for that KC fans, its gonna happen to you against us in the playoffs or we just smoke you..... if you even make to us! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Clawed9
    @Clawed9 Месяц назад +12

    This is a masterpiece. I can totally see people coming back to this exact video months from now, its so perfect.

    • @FlatSpinMan
      @FlatSpinMan Месяц назад

      I’ve rewatched last season’s a couple of times. They are what actually brought me into watching the sport (rugby fan). Even as an outsider they were hilarious, but knowing the details of the games makes it so much more fun. Honestly, this morning as I was doing some chores, the theme music started running through my head. “Yep! Must be Tuesday (in Japan)!”

  • @JonEffinZoidberg
    @JonEffinZoidberg Месяц назад +9

    LMAO. By the time he hits the yard he'll have more yards than their offense. As a 49ers fan... I'm glad we at least got this game.

  • @DriftAttacker
    @DriftAttacker Месяц назад +3

    This seriously makes me laugh out loud multiple times every edition. It may very well be my most anticipated episodic thing period, which is saying a lot. Keep up the stellar work, Tom!!

  • @OrigJCh3ck
    @OrigJCh3ck Месяц назад +2

    I'm dying over the bears doink reference 😂😂😂😂

  • @kevinerbs2778
    @kevinerbs2778 Месяц назад +33

    He'll have more yards than his offense when get to the driveway lol

  • @chrisweed1810
    @chrisweed1810 Месяц назад +2

    As a Bengal's fan, I'm crying at the lines being thrown to the Bills. You can decided whether it's because their funny or sadly true.
    Hint: It's both.

  • @ginachiefs2974
    @ginachiefs2974 Месяц назад +20

    OMG TOM! I loved that you referenced the Chiefs Packers game last year and the no call PI! 🤣 Well done! 👏

    • @ForsakenWar
      @ForsakenWar Месяц назад +5

      And the *asterisk on the Lions game😂

    • @JeffWilliams-p1c
      @JeffWilliams-p1c Месяц назад

      @@ForsakenWar Well, if the Chiefs get an asterisk for that game, I'd imagine the Lions get one for just about any loss until Hutch comes back. Right?

    • @defunctchannel942
      @defunctchannel942 Месяц назад

      @@JeffWilliams-p1c not how that works

    • @ForsakenWar
      @ForsakenWar Месяц назад

      @JeffWilliams-p1c Nope... only if Hutch and say.... St. Brown were out👍

    • @JeffWilliams-p1c
      @JeffWilliams-p1c Месяц назад

      @@defunctchannel942 Glad to finally meet the Commissioner of Asterisks! Good to see you here sir! /s

  • @eliminator7ful
    @eliminator7ful Месяц назад +3

    Is is just me, or is this the greatest scriptwriter script Tom has ever produced. So much attention to historical detail and succinctly summing up the events of the weekend. Great humor too! Man! What a hilarious, succinct take on the news of the NFL weekend. Is there a sports humor prize we can nominate Tom for? This is awesome writing! And acting too! He does it all!

  • @BallForLife234
    @BallForLife234 Месяц назад +22

    I have a feeling Wildflower isn’t gonna be very kind to the very happy that the Eagles keep winning

  • @YankeesFan0620
    @YankeesFan0620 Месяц назад +3

    Poor bears…. A Matt Nagy coached offense wins a game on a doinked field goal that goes in.
    Tom really enjoyed writing the script this week (even with his Pack losing)

  • @markb3786
    @markb3786 Месяц назад +8

    I never thought Grossi was superstitious but this is obviously some version of a Perna curse against the Chiefs

  • @xj2225
    @xj2225 Месяц назад +2

    The biggest misconception about the Lions win is that the refs missed that Jared Goff knee down. They did not. The rule is that someone from the opposing team has to make contact with Jared while he's on the ground to be considered down. The play was perfectly legal.

  • @darrickstruble5768
    @darrickstruble5768 Месяц назад +5

    The bills one is killing me.. Josh Allen has six touchdowns and loses/ Jared Goff has five interceptions and WINS… 😂

  • @jvgaming7348
    @jvgaming7348 Месяц назад +1

    "By the time he hits the driveway he'll have more yards than his offense."
    That broke me

  • @ninetailedfox579121
    @ninetailedfox579121 Месяц назад +6

    The Chiefs guy being weirdly obsessed with the Bills and then claiming he doesn't think about them is such a perfect microcosm of all the Chiefs fans on Twitter.

    • @tphillips37
      @tphillips37 Месяц назад

      Chiefs fans don't think about the Bills that much. Only when Bills fans come to the Chiefs social media accounts to tell us how Josh Allen is supposedly the second coming of Jim Kelly. 😂

    • @ninetailedfox579121
      @ninetailedfox579121 Месяц назад +2

      @@tphillips37 There are Chiefs fans who post on almost every post the Bills make or that is even about the Bills just to troll.

    • @benficademacaufan
      @benficademacaufan Месяц назад +1

      @@tphillips37josh isn’t Kelly. Josh Allen is Josh Allen. Both are some of the best quarterbacks in their era

  • @wobblz1398
    @wobblz1398 Месяц назад +14

    Another classic episode. Thanks Tom 👍

  • @Neon_Koopa
    @Neon_Koopa Месяц назад +3

    The dialogue between Don Rodgers and DeVito gets better every week 😂😂

  • @MrNecrotik
    @MrNecrotik Месяц назад +35

    Wildflower deserved his vacation week.

  • @georgecosrove3651
    @georgecosrove3651 Месяц назад +3

    It's so wonderful being here for all this now in 2024 after 40+ years of rooting for the Chiefs. Tom makes it even better. lol. 🤣

  • @siddakid3207
    @siddakid3207 Месяц назад +1

    The Bengals saying “first time” to my Bill’s pathetic defensive showing was exactly the solidarity I needed😂

  • @YvonneNicole248
    @YvonneNicole248 Месяц назад +4

    Look forward to this video every wk. & especially now as a Lions fan! The facial expressions are so good!

    • @FlatSpinMan
      @FlatSpinMan Месяц назад

      The way he delivers the lines, sometimes holding the expression just that second longer than you’d expect really sells it.

  • @Gavin0331
    @Gavin0331 Месяц назад +2

    I miss seeing my Eagles in these videos. Please put us back in them.

  • @SarahLynElwell
    @SarahLynElwell Месяц назад +41

    As a Bills fan I can now blame everything on the Chiefs

    • @Mrryn
      @Mrryn Месяц назад +4

      As is tradition.

    • @ForsakenWar
      @ForsakenWar Месяц назад +4

      You mean you haven't been already!?😅

    • @SabresGuy87
      @SabresGuy87 Месяц назад +2

      let the Chiefs have their fun, they wont when they meet the Billswriter in the playoffs lol

    • @ForsakenWar
      @ForsakenWar Месяц назад +1

      @SabresGuy87 Come on man... you gotta admit that the Chiefs playoff writer is AWESOME!😅

  • @Ironeagle21
    @Ironeagle21 Месяц назад +1

    Ref is down to a single word vocabulary. he has become Groot!
    Groot: I am groot:
    Ref: flag!

  • @kylethornton4012
    @kylethornton4012 Месяц назад +55

    As a Bills fan I can feel the Bengals pain (hopefully first and only time)

    • @JoeSkylynx
      @JoeSkylynx Месяц назад +4

      oh lord i'm praying that's the case, sabres already cause me enough pain and suffering

    • @AntonyC83
      @AntonyC83 Месяц назад

      @@JoeSkylynxI don’t even watch hockey and I know the Sabres suck. I’m really sorry 😕

    • @aceassn716
      @aceassn716 Месяц назад +2

      Ravens ran them off the field as well…
      Defense has yet to show some backbone
      9ers came into winter weather NY an still ran the ball well, yes they lost but it was a sign if things to come
      Bills not running Cook Johnson Davis 10+ each was suspect to me.. we all saw Eagles run over them, Bills could have 160+ using them along with Josh adding more! Bills need to run the ball with emphasis!!!

    • @idawg7332
      @idawg7332 Месяц назад +1

      Well they lost 3 superbowls and you lost 4 so I think you’ve felt more pain than them

    • @ninetailedfox579121
      @ninetailedfox579121 Месяц назад +1

      @@JoeSkylynx We just need more palm trees, then we'll be set.

  • @ClearCritique
    @ClearCritique Месяц назад +1

    One of your best. Everything with the bears was fantastic

  • @shawnhenderson2091
    @shawnhenderson2091 Месяц назад +7

    Chiefs fan doesn't even realize we all hate his team as much if not more so than Detroit, were all Jesse Pinkman screaming "they can't keep getting away with this!!"

  • @wimbojimbo6389
    @wimbojimbo6389 Месяц назад +1

    Thanks for including the Bears in more. It slightly heals the trauma I have experienced

  • @EthanSpicer-xv1uo
    @EthanSpicer-xv1uo Месяц назад +6

    The bears leaving bc of a doink going in his pure gold

  • @lovinlorne
    @lovinlorne Месяц назад +1

    As a Chiefs fan the growled “Asterisk” to the Lions had me rolling. Are you sure you aren’t secretly one of us, Tom?

  • @rhekman
    @rhekman Месяц назад +6

    "You dropped an L"
    I understood that reference!

  • @Owlincoup
    @Owlincoup Месяц назад +2

    @TomGrossiComedy, normally your acting is spot on for each team.... but not this time. The joy in your face when you told the bears "4 yards" the final time before they made their way out of the front door was just too perfect. That was a Packers fan's face if I've ever seen one. Once again, great video, the saga continues.

  • @willgriffin5647
    @willgriffin5647 Месяц назад +5

    "I'm back from walk.......NOPE"

  • @ARandomInternetUser08
    @ARandomInternetUser08 Месяц назад +1

    Being a Bills fan...this was hard. Allen literally carried the team AGAIN and the coaches and defense fail the team...AGAIN. How the flying fuck do you score 6 TDs with 0 turnovers and lose? That is PURELY a defensive problem and a coaching problem.

  • @thenumberquelve158
    @thenumberquelve158 Месяц назад +9

    Who would have thought the Chiefs would be so ruthless in the scriptwriter role?
    .....Oh wait, *everyone.*
    He's *effective* about it though, I'll give him that. No wiggle room whatsoever. Even the Strouds relented on occasion.

  • @stevenschiro1838
    @stevenschiro1838 Месяц назад +2

    "By the time he hits the driveway he will have more yards than his offense"
    Nice

  • @joshreichardt2485
    @joshreichardt2485 Месяц назад +6

    The Cheifwriter is more evil than the Stroudwriter

  • @sportsmaster1364
    @sportsmaster1364 Месяц назад +2

    "Blocked field goal and you lose."
    "...but my plan?"
    "Kicker got distracted by the OF model."
    "Foiled again..."
    😂😂😂

  • @CyberneticHusky
    @CyberneticHusky Месяц назад +11

    Honestly, im convinced the cheifs still have a petty grudge from The First AFL-NFL Championship Game back in the day.

    • @goldenageofdinosaurs7192
      @goldenageofdinosaurs7192 Месяц назад +1

      As a longtime Chiefs fan, we do🤣 But seriously, that’s the Super Bowl matchup I hope for every year.

  • @JP-ob8vu
    @JP-ob8vu Месяц назад +2

    I watch the games so I get the jokes in the scriptwriter series. It’s a lot a of time and effort, but the payoff is worth it.

  • @eskewroberts7663
    @eskewroberts7663 Месяц назад +18

    As a falcons fan ... I want the Stroud writer back

    • @RANDOMPLANET
      @RANDOMPLANET Месяц назад +2

      Didn't y'all still got 0-3 under the Stroudwriter? Seems like you only need the kidnapped writer back.

    • @tauken83
      @tauken83 Месяц назад +1

      @@RANDOMPLANET More than that... seahawks went 1-4 when the scriptwriter was the strouds... but to your point the one win was against the falcons

    • @eskewroberts7663
      @eskewroberts7663 Месяц назад

      Maybe we did, but we weren't playing this terribly. We're borderline unwatchable now

  • @ozmosis1660
    @ozmosis1660 Месяц назад +2

    Tom u continue to amaze, bravo!!

  • @sweetfancymoses2942
    @sweetfancymoses2942 Месяц назад +65

    As a chargers fan, I'm a bit disappointed we got no lines. Perhaps an exchange with chiefs could go something along the lines of:
    Chiefs: And now for the Sunday night finale.
    Chargers: Get it over with
    Chiefs: Don't worry chargers...no chargering tonight. And Quentin Johnston scores a td and doesn't drop a single pass.
    Chargers: Sorry...still not getting my hopes up.
    Chiefs: Sure and we won't even be up that much at half time. And after half, you take the lead going into the 4th quarter.
    Chargers: Ya, I've seen this movie before. I don't see it ending well.
    Chiefs: We get the ball back and march down the field to set up a game winning field goal.
    Chargers: See everyone...told you.
    Chiefs: And then our kick bounces off the upright....
    Chargers: You're kidding me...we win?!?!?!?!
    Chiefs: ...and goes in.
    Chargers: When will I learn?

    • @artfire28
      @artfire28 Месяц назад +3

      Bolts fan here. Refs once again helped the Queefs by missing false starts and that holding call on that last drive. Unbelievable!!!

    • @thelegocollider9136
      @thelegocollider9136 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@artfire28they always do

    • @MsChiefsfan-w4k
      @MsChiefsfan-w4k Месяц назад +15

      @@artfire28 And there was no pass interference on DHOP. Quit your crying and accept the loss.

    • @MsChiefsfan-w4k
      @MsChiefsfan-w4k Месяц назад +7

      @@thelegocollider9136 😭😭😭😭😭😭My team lost 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 the Chiefs won the AFC west for the 9th straight year. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @AdamRiley-yh2bp
      @AdamRiley-yh2bp Месяц назад +3

      I didn’t watch the kick because I honestly thought, “our luck has to run out by now” and felt disappointed when I heard the sound…then went into shock that it went in.
      We are living right in Kansas City!

  • @itsiJonesy
    @itsiJonesy Месяц назад +2

    This is definitely my favorite one of this year! (Totally not biased being a Chiefs fan) 😂
    The doink field goal with the bears was my favorite part. LOL

  • @leafinagust2775
    @leafinagust2775 Месяц назад +3

    I used my 15 seconds of Grossi Raid fame to ask for more Chargers representation, and this is how I am rewarded? You could of at least had us complaining about the division being clinched 😢❤ Love you Tom, keep it up!

  • @Sengendo3
    @Sengendo3 Месяц назад +2

    I love how the jets and giants just don't show up anymore?