“The music stopped.. fuc-“ “I will be using products that most of you guys can’t afford” “Brand new. Just like all of the products in all of my videos!” “It stretches your pores, but since I’m sponsored I would never tell you that.” “Brand new out of the fifty dollar four sponge package!” “Can’t get my sponsored watch wet” “God forbid we do something out of order” “We are social media influencers and we are here to make you feel less than us.” “I would usually use my finger but I need to make it look professional.” “Are you ready sisters?” I AM DYING YES MOM YES
Don't Try It Girl I sent your profile picture to Microsoft. I know you didn't need to know but I also didn't know something. I didn't know Microsoft had a store
Karuna Satori ASMR please Karuna I really liked your stalker story you r the only person who's whisper gives me tingles.... So can you please do a storytime🙏🙏🙏
I WAS JUST FUCKING SCROLLING THROUGH THE COMMENTS AND THEN I SEE THIS COMMENT AND LOOK AT YOUR ICON AND IT'S TOM HARLOCK SHAVING OFF HIS HAIR TO LOOK LIKE A SCHOOL SHOOTER I'M CRYING
“Are we ready?” James Charles shuddered Laura leech(whoops I meant lee)nods Jeffree star whimpered Nikki tutorials ( idk how her names spelt)hides in a corner *in unison*yes Karuna
"It looks like alien writing...use my affiliate code' bahahahahahahaha. So many iconic quotes in this video. Holy shit I am so happy I found your channel forever ago. I have lived for every single roleplay you have ever released.
I'm on a plane somewhere over the Atlantic. Plugged in my headset for a little relaxation and instead ended up laughing my ass off curled up in my seat with a blanket over my head. I could not love this beautiful gal more!
Can we take a moment. You’re so caring and strong. Thank you for always putting so much creativity into your videos and uploading so often. Seriously, I’ve put watching your videos into my night routine. 😂
I love this so much! I watch a lot of videos in the Beauty community and I love them so much but some things are very ridiculous I also love asmr and I think this funny and creative combination is awesome
I am so 😮 that she has a RUclips channel but i love her vids her AS MR one's so please don't hate lee please please please please please don't hate mee
Emilee Skutt is your name and my friend Malia Mari and Jasmine the emojis the emojis and Jasmine the emojis the 5th 5th to Chance to Chance 6people and 8th and my god 8th to school in our friend 8th the 4th 8th the emojis and Jasmine the emojis the 4th and my god 8th 9th to
Jeffree NEVER lies about the brands to get money because he has enough to buy those motherfuckers. She's more like Laura Leech and those similar... individuals
Hey a fellow hard to tingle xD my first tingle was with Karuna and her tongue clicking. I have immunity now to basically everything but ASMR makes me sleepy so.
I was feeling bad today because I'm sick but this honestly made me feel better because I couldn't stop laughing at this 😂 please never stop being who you are Karuna, you have helped me and so many others ❤
OML 😂 this is so relatable “Makeup from expensive stores that the majority of you can’t afford!” “This is going to do absolutely nothing to the face” “You will never have a life like me” “You’ll never be on the pr list like me” “Injections from all different doctors to promote their products” “I don’t want to get my sponsored watch wet!” Comment more quotes so I can use them! :)
Flakee MSP my comment wasnt even about asmr, thank you very much. I wasn't even being hateful if anything, i was being sarcastic. Theres was no need to reply to my comment that has nothing to do with you. If she had a problem, I'd address it with her. Thanks :)
Wow. Jeffery star isn’t a star anymore. The shade blocked him😂 I know it isn’t just about Jeffery, it about all the “Beauty Gurus” but..... he had a star in his name... and well.....idk I’m weird😂
Do you know Sophie Michelle ASMR? She gave you some sweet complements and said she’d love to reach out to you in her recent “finger flutters and whispers” video. Been meaning to let you know that. 😉
this was absolutely incredible. and while it is meant to be funny, i think the majority of people are overlooking the meaning of it. this is truly how fucked up society really is these days. “social media influencers” make these videos to showcase their so called, social blade, and to make views. most of the time they show off their millions of makeup products from these expensive ass brands, that the average person would not be able to afford. yes, while some beauty tutorials are entertaining to watch, they are so unrealistic and so almost, manipulative. it’s really sad how society wants everyone to follow some type of guidelines. but regardless of that deep ass shit, this was an excellent role play, like all of your others 💗
“The music stopped.. fuc-“
“I will be using products that most of you guys can’t afford”
“Brand new. Just like all of the products in all of my videos!”
“It stretches your pores, but since I’m sponsored I would never tell you that.”
“Brand new out of the fifty dollar four sponge package!”
“Can’t get my sponsored watch wet”
“God forbid we do something out of order”
“We are social media influencers and we are here to make you feel less than us.”
“I would usually use my finger but I need to make it look professional.”
“Are you ready sisters?”
I AM DYING YES MOM YES
dont forget "omg i would never never never ever use the brush that comes with the palet!"
Omg the roast game I cantttttt
ASMR= Autonomous Sensory Meridian Roast
Don't Try It Girl lmao I use the photo in your pfp all the time it’s so accurate
Don't Try It Girl I sent your profile picture to Microsoft. I know you didn't need to know but I also didn't know something. I didn't know Microsoft had a store
Don't Try It Girl HAHAHAHAH SO TRUE
Yes lol
Don't Try It Girl 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"The music stopped. Oh fuc-"
*I can't 😂😂😂 I'm dying rn*
*XD aren't we all*
670
hello 911 i have just witnessed the murders of 130 RUclips beauty gurus
This comment is waaaayyy too underrated .
Hahahahahaha 😂😂😂
More like 130 identity thefts
*oof*
bahahahahah actually tho
The “are you ready sisters” had me gasping I needed my inhaler 😂 never laughed so hard in my life
“only using products from expensive stores that the majority of you can’t afford!”
TRUTH
She just returns the Zephori 😂😁
THAT CRINGEY INTRO I LIVE FOR IT
The shit I really wanted to see. It’s about damn time someone did this kind of parody😂😂
Tag Wow m omg lmao you are a gem with that profile photo omf
*and this does absolutely nothing for the face*
e x a c t l y
_iconic_
*q u a k i n g*
Macey Eilish I read this come at the same time she said “and this does absolutely nothing for the face
Y e s
“And basically what that’s going to do is absolutely nothing for the face” IM CACKLING YES MOM YES
Hi cackling I’m dad
You are just hilarious😂 please never stop making videos. Id also really like another story time soon🤗😘
Merona ASMR lmao nooo but you are the best and thank you :,).. all my story times are negative lmao
Karuna Satori ASMR please Karuna I really liked your stalker story you r the only person who's whisper gives me tingles.... So can you please do a storytime🙏🙏🙏
The beginning thoo😂😂
Ikr🤣🤣🤣
“I have a life you will never have!” I laughed so hard 😂😂😂
Yet I’m literally the one who’s like “please let me have this life too” lmao
the narcissistic montage in the beginning had me dying 😂 i love you
I WAS JUST FUCKING SCROLLING THROUGH THE COMMENTS AND THEN I SEE THIS COMMENT AND LOOK AT YOUR ICON AND IT'S TOM HARLOCK SHAVING OFF HIS HAIR TO LOOK LIKE A SCHOOL SHOOTER I'M CRYING
This whole fucking moment section is iconic and wtf is that pic like lmao
+Karuna Satori ASMR
oh, the internet is a strange and confusing kingdom 😂
Karuna Satori ASMR we truly are icons including icon himself tom harlock shaving his head in my profile pic
+edna too true
The tea is *scorching* today honey
Hey sisters, use code KARUNA for 10% off
Tala Official I was gonna make that joke 😂😂😂😂
Tala Official OML HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA
XD yes 10% off when it shouldn't be that expensive anyways lol
"Don't look me directly in my lazy eye" I'M YODELLING😂😂😂
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yodel-lay-he.
Yodel-lay-he-who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
😬
Babs that was awful...I love it
HI YODELING IM DAD
I love the amount of lowkey shade here - mom you are amazing and I'm living for your makeup and the shade :3
"are you ready sisters" IM GONE I LOVE THIS
cool cat JAMES IT ON THE FLOOR YODELING
Everytime you did the random duck face I cracked up 😂 As someone who watches a bunch of beauty gurus I loved the shade lmaooo
Karuna satori is the physical embodiment of a mood.
*and I'm so here for it*
THE AMOUNT OF SHADE IN THIS VIDEO IM HOLLERING 😂
Banana nana DoNt YoU mEaN PIgMeNt
*IT'S PiGmEnTeD*
I am wheezing lmao
"i am dead, we are no longer living"
Margo Indigo I
You have nearly 666 likes.
Ocean Cormick fuk yea. Lmao
HI DEAD IM DAD
Literally frikin deceased
i like how when she talked about how all makeup is the same brand, she said that she got a knock on the door from a guy in a black suit😂 LOVE IT
From the alien writing comment
THE SHADE IS UNREAL I AM SHOOK
cactus kiddo |-/
The SHADEEEEEE ! 😂😂😂😂 she threw the whole dam tree ! THE BEAUTY GURU COMMUNITY IS QUACKING !!! 😂😂
America Torres lmao are you quoting Petty Paige? I love her
Karuna Satori ASMR Yess omggg ! I love you ! I cant believe you replied ! 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️
America Torres no there shook
Who would've thought the beauty community are all ducks?
America Torres YYYYAAAAASSSSSSS
“Are we ready?”
James Charles shuddered
Laura leech(whoops I meant lee)nods
Jeffree star whimpered
Nikki tutorials ( idk how her names spelt)hides in a corner
*in unison*yes Karuna
Underrated
THIS IS THE CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR
That intro and the way you kept presenting the products fucking killed me. “You will never be on the PR lists, like me.” Our ASmommy is hilarious
Bianca Garcia I like how she kept expanding her lips to make them look bigger😂 Simplyfacelogical??😂❤️
Emochicken666 Boop she held nothing back in regards to the beauty gurus lmao and as much as I like them, this was fucking gold
The shade in this video is SO PIGMENTED ! I'M LIVING , SNACHED , MY WIG FLEW , OMG , FAM , SLAY , GURL . 😂💕
So basically what this is going to do for the face is *absolutely nothing*
That is what all make-up does like think about it you just take it off at the end of the day.
I'm so deeeeep
That One Weird Girl that’s not that deep but ok🤷♀️
unoriginal comment 🤦🏼♀️
U threw so much shade the lamp store ran out
hi screeching I'm dad
just peachy lol that’s great
just peachy hi dad... I'm hungry
Lola Rose hi hungry I'm horny
Upish Cat hi horny I’m PUSSAH
Is this video Jeffree Star approved?™
Kaliya The Kitty i don’t think he’d like this lol
I'm sure he would be fi-*she is using Kat Von D product* nevermind
You just gotta add the trade mark
why wouldnt he approve? loved the nikki jaclyn colab! 😆
Kaliya The Kitty hmm 🤔 idk
“Ah the music nots playing fuck” I’m dying 😂😂 great video 💗
*Naturally enhanced from all types of injections*
NATURALLY
Cicely Le Chicken Tendie right when I read this comment she was saying that😂😂😂
I swear I laughed so fucking hard at this because the truth of it is too real. 😂 I want this to be on tv.
this video is very pigmented
So pigmented
*pigmented*
So *pigmented*
Pigmented
Literally so pigmented
"It looks like alien writing...use my affiliate code' bahahahahahahaha. So many iconic quotes in this video. Holy shit I am so happy I found your channel forever ago. I have lived for every single roleplay you have ever released.
Miranda Ann you’ve been here so long it’s so nice to see your face!! You have all of my love and respect. Always have been so kind through everything.
Gotta stay on that pr list honey😚💅🏻
I'm on a plane somewhere over the Atlantic. Plugged in my headset for a little relaxation and instead ended up laughing my ass off curled up in my seat with a blanket over my head. I could not love this beautiful gal more!
You’re one to talk!!! Love you and this comment was literally too kind I’m dead
Can we take a moment. You’re so caring and strong. Thank you for always putting so much creativity into your videos and uploading so often. Seriously, I’ve put watching your videos into my night routine. 😂
You look so different with out glasses but still beautiful♥️😂
You really made my night with that, thank you :,)
Karuna Satori ASMR ♥️love you mom
Karuna Satori ASMR I love you
my weave is gone like every single makeup gurus career after this video
Bonkers Bookers dead 💀
S N A T C H E D
deceased
L I V I N G for this
LMAO THIS COMMENT SNATCHED MY WEAVE
I love this so much! I watch a lot of videos in the Beauty community and I love them so much but some things are very ridiculous I also love asmr and I think this funny and creative combination is awesome
I am so 😮 that she has a RUclips channel but i love her vids her AS MR one's so please don't hate lee please please please please please don't hate mee
Emilee Skutt is your name and my friend Malia Mari and Jasmine the emojis the emojis and Jasmine the emojis the 5th 5th to Chance to Chance 6people and 8th and my god 8th to school in our friend 8th the 4th 8th the emojis and Jasmine the emojis the 4th and my god 8th 9th to
I loved it when she said "were here to make you feel less than us" I feel like that is the objective of most beauty gurus!😂✌👌
Love you Karuna!!💜💙
I CAN'T CONCENTRATE ON ASMR BECAUSE I KEEP LAUGHING I LOVE YOU MOM
I LOVE U MORE
'But please, don't look me directly in my lazy eye' ACTUALLY ME. IM LIVING 😂😂
*ahem* hi living im dad
I love how you can watch this one time for the laughs and one time for the actual asmr
The *subtle* shade is reallll 💛🔥
Edit: Oh my gosh over 200 Likes? Ahh 🙈💕
Beckx ASMR lmao.. nothing subtle about Sarah’s shade 😂
Omg I love your videos lol
GIRL D’PIGMENT NOT DA SHADE
Karuna Satori ASMR oh my god I'm blessed 🙈😍💕 HIII
"I have a girlfriend who basically owns getty images" the Gigi shade lol
Jessica I love her sm
Whos gigi?
Fly Away gigi gorgeous
Fly Away I think...
I couldn't decide to bust out laughing/ or just close my eyes u did a fab job of being relaxing and hilarious
USE CODE KARUNA FOR 10% OFF
Chloe Mlinar CANT FORGET THAT
YESSS
Also I love your holographic nails!
SIMPLY, BITCH!! A+ of you get the reference 😂😂
Emilee Skutt I was wondering if anybody noticed her perfect nails lol
HOLO it’s meh
Yes
Ploof The Bunny it’s holo not holographic r u even a holosexual 😂
I feel like she's a mix of jefree star and James Charles
BTS ARMY same
ARMY 💕
rly? i thought jefree, jaclyn,and nikki
Jeffree NEVER lies about the brands to get money because he has enough to buy those motherfuckers. She's more like Laura Leech and those similar... individuals
@@sarasthoughts no jeffree isn't above anyone lol
9:25 “are you ready sisters?” I was D.E.A.D😂😂 with this end look James Charles is QUAKING😂
I love how you dragged all the beauty gurus so hard
(btw you 100% better then all beauty gurus)
We are born to ship victturi
"But I would *never* tell you that" 😂
Man mom's not just throwing shade She's throwing the whole tree!😂😂😂😂
Phanic!AttheDisco2k19 !! Mate she is throwing the pigment not the shade😂😂
More like throwing a whole forest 😂🌳🌳🌳
I JUST GOT TINGLES FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE IM SO HAPPY RN
What a role play to get them on hahaha
Hi so happy rn, I’m dad
Hey a fellow hard to tingle xD my first tingle was with Karuna and her tongue clicking. I have immunity now to basically everything but ASMR makes me sleepy so.
@@KarunaSatoriASMR your inaudible whispering video gave ne the first tingles and its the day I followed the amazing Karuna
Using only makeup from expensive stores most of you can’t afford. That is the most accurate statement ever heard on this planet.
which beauty guru hurt you? 😂😂
😂😂
James Charles
Karen Hallorania HI SHISHTERS
Niki tuturioals
Karen Hallorania hi sisters
every time you plumped your lips, all I could think about was Jimmy Fallon playing Trump 🤣🤣🤣
ashleigh dee HAHAHAH
The amount of sass in this video is killing me 😂
I was feeling bad today because I'm sick but this honestly made me feel better because I couldn't stop laughing at this 😂 please never stop being who you are Karuna, you have helped me and so many others ❤
I have a fever to I got sent home early from school
james charles is on a stretcher
Lmao who comes up with these comments I can’t stop laughing
“James Charles is dead” “james Charles is boiling” like omg lmao
Kylie Waterbury this made me laugh so hard and idk why but omg thank you for this 😂😂😂😂
OML 😂 this is so relatable
“Makeup from expensive stores that the majority of you can’t afford!”
“This is going to do absolutely nothing to the face”
“You will never have a life like me”
“You’ll never be on the pr list like me”
“Injections from all different doctors to promote their products”
“I don’t want to get my sponsored watch wet!”
Comment more quotes so I can use them! :)
Bingo bongo
“Aw the music’s not playing, oh fuck!” Me tooooo
I didn't know Laura Lee did asmr 😂😂😂
Mishelle Smith theres not enough "yalls" and a terrible accent in this video
Emily Brown - what ever “asmr expert” no need to reply to this girls comment which has nothing to do with you.
Flakee MSP my comment wasnt even about asmr, thank you very much. I wasn't even being hateful if anything, i was being sarcastic. Theres was no need to reply to my comment that has nothing to do with you. If she had a problem, I'd address it with her. Thanks :)
Emily Brown true, but it was still great😂👌
😂
*Hey Sisters!*
“I’m gonna use expensive products that the majority of you can’t afford” lmfao so fucking true
I don't know if I should be laughing or trying to fall asleep lol. I love you!
Unfortunately the beauty gurus are unavailable for comments as they are all *suffering from third degree burns from the tea that has been spilt*
SO ACCURATE AND TRUE I love Sarah, so relatable. I love you Karina!!
karuna*
Awww I love you too sm
+Karuna Satori ASMR thank you so,much I can't believe you replied! ilysm I wish I had money to join your patreon ❤
camo_cutie _04 aw love u too
did she put parmesan cheese under her eyes
banbasafro i peeped that too 💀💀
Lmao
*Any thing to make our selves look unnatural*
me: *Tries to stick foot over head but rembers I'm not flexible*
“Are you ready sisters” JAMES Charles be shaking! Your coming for his brand!
May Line 😂😂😂😂😂 yaasss
Exactly what I thought!!
Because God forbid we do something out of order infront of other people😂😂had me dead
Ooo the shade! Can’t fall asleep when I’m DYING the whole time! 😂 Love you so much!
I love how satirical it is 😂
A perfect combination of giggles and tingles 💕
The scariest part is how true it is
JulietteJinjitsu lol
My sister comes into my room and sees this:
‘Since when does Jeffry Star do ASMR?!?!’
Megan Cunningham ADORED
I’m wheezing 😂😂
Im so done 😂😂😂😂😂
Megan Cunningham THAT IS THE BEST THING I HAVE READ ALL DAY, I'M SO DEAD LOL!!!
Megan Cunningham oooh! That rhymed!!! XD
WHERE IS MY FLASHBACK MARY REFERENCE THO I DEMAND IT
this whole video is so salty @ beauty gurus and i love it
Literally couldn’t even sleep because I was laughing so much 😂 love this video 😂 ❤️
My wig is in orbit
Sam W lmao WHAT are these terms ahaha
Karuna Satori ASMR she means her wig is detached from her head and it is currently flying in space because this is the most funniest video ever.
It was snatched into orbit 😆💫
IM SCREECHING "IN ORBIT"
AAAAAA A YOUR PROFILE PIC
0:01 me trying to get my crushes attention 😂
Amani Here lol yeAh
She didn't
She DIDN'T
MAMA KARUNA DID IT
I'm crying
“Oh the music stopped playing. Fuck”
HAHAHAH literally
I've watched about 50 of your videos but this is my first comment - you are a very funny parodist and you should do loads more 😀
Caroline Pryce awww thank you so much
I have a feeling she does not like beauty gurus....
I don't like them ethier..
OH NY GOD I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO CALL US SISTERS
Amazatastic But I thought she was our mum/mom?
9:25 she says sisters
Eleanor Abigail lmao it’s a James Charles reference, he’s a beauty guru and he starts all his vids by saying ‘hi sisters’
Your skin is looking so clear and soft! Would you maybe do an asmr "skincare routine"? ❤
I caught that James Charles refrence!
And I liked it.....
Wow. Jeffery star isn’t a star anymore. The shade blocked him😂
I know it isn’t just about Jeffery, it about all the “Beauty Gurus” but..... he had a star in his name... and well.....idk I’m weird😂
Lmao I love them all tho
Hailee Graziano lmao it worked
Hailee Graziano wut about Patrick. Jajaj sorry jk
Jeffree qwaking.
The tea wasn't spilled, it was dumped ☕🐸
Sierra x the whole kettle was dumped
Boston Tea Party 2018😂😂
All the dislikes are the make-up gurus (sorry for my grammer)
It’s okay! You said it right!
True
Do you know Sophie Michelle ASMR? She gave you some sweet complements and said she’d love to reach out to you in her recent “finger flutters and whispers” video. Been meaning to let you know that. 😉
Such a accurate representation of these beauty gurus.
This is hysterical!! The expressions, everything is exactly like these “beauty Guru” types!! 😆
I’m addicted to your channel!!
She is dragging gurus so hard 😂💀👌...I love how she is exposing them 😂😂😈
this was absolutely incredible. and while it is meant to be funny, i think the majority of people are overlooking the meaning of it. this is truly how fucked up society really is these days. “social media influencers” make these videos to showcase their so called, social blade, and to make views. most of the time they show off their millions of makeup products from these expensive ass brands, that the average person would not be able to afford. yes, while some beauty tutorials are entertaining to watch, they are so unrealistic and so almost, manipulative. it’s really sad how society wants everyone to follow some type of guidelines. but regardless of that deep ass shit, this was an excellent role play, like all of your others 💗