ASMR LYING NAIL TECHNICIAN DOES YOUR NAILS | Full Manicure, Dip, & Stick On Application
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- Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024
- Welcome back to our channel family! If you're new here, I want to welcome you to our little family. You are in an extremely safe place, where we only allow love and compassion.. there is room for opinion, but nobody digs or tolerates hate. So welcome again, know you are safe, loved, and welcomed. We sound like a cult, because we probably are.
Tonight's video is another LYING ARTIST bit, only this time.. she's running a nail salon! In reality the cops are looking for her, and she's squatting at an old Nail Salon run by "Sally's Shops", aka "ASMR Alyssa"! Her channel will be down below. She had no idea I did this, but I feel like her channel doesn't get enough attention. So please subscribe to her!!
Sit back, relax, and let "Karuqueefah" do your nails! She starts by taking off any old polish/oil, then soaks your hands in a mixture of "things". She'll be giving you a manicure at this point, and who knows if it's all even real! Finally, she'll apply the nails and files them down. Who knows if it even ends well?
I truly hope you guys enjoy this role play, and please let me know what you'd like to see next in the comments! I love you with ALL of my person, and I will see you tomorrow.
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Me: *shops at dollar tree* I'm so high end I don't know what to do with myself.
issa coco I was trying so hard not to laugh at 4am watching this but that had me blurt out so loud my dog barked at me because I startled him from a deep sleep 🤣🤣
issa coco yahaha but I go to a 99p shop FaNcY.
I'm British we say pounds and pence. Not dollars and. Cents???? Is that it. Idk sorry XD
Katie Crafts Mate, I shop at Poundland. Get on my level 😂
Katie Crafts sams 99p shop or the pound shop Lol
issa coco Your missing out if you haven't been in poundland m8
"I don't think I have any more pages"
*Flips a blank page
*Flips a blank page
*Flips a blank page
Kasey-Saurus- Rex that’s so true
Kasey-Saurus- Rex that’s so true
I was about to say that😂
Honestly me in class
'I have a lot of friends in hell'
Mood
When she said “ the finest bamboo” I thought she said “the finest manboob” and I had a wtf moment 😂
I was drinking water when I saw this I almost spilt it all over me😂😄 💧
Ally Hollis BAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH MANBOOB
😂😂😂😂
BRUH MOMENT
Amazing.
It's been to many places. ...
*.5 seconds later*
..it's been to jail..
*1 sec later*
..what's the last 4 digits of your credit card??
....
I'm dyiiinngg😂😂
Lol she is a crook
Your not my mom Karunas my mom ;-;
LOL XD IN DIEING IN SIDE!
Lol XD
lol kmp
999 likes?
Now 1k
Me: *takes bandaids from doctors office* I’m so high end i don’t even know what to do with myself
Simon Cowell I wanted to give this comment a like but it was at 666 and I don’t think the devil would appreciate me ruining his work
joy palmer ) We know it was a joke)
I love the fact that we asked lying nail artist and you give us runaway criminal hiding from police as nail artist 😂
SophiaCookie11 Army ❤️
@@istanbts4011 omg ARMYs are eveywhere.
I hate bts
@@jailyarends8337 okay?
Lol
“I literally just opened” 2 minutes later “sorry we’re closed”
😂😂🤣🤣
I think she meant opened the business lol
Zhanna Brichka lmao
Literally my amount of stamina
Her: “I’m aLLerGiC tO lATex”
Also her: *intensely inhales latex gloves”
Could be vinyl or non latex material
Jada Wilson no she said i'm going to be using latex gloves
"No you can't get your money back" meanwhile in the beginning of the video you said it was free😂😂💕
I'm allergic to latex, but I'll be wearing some latex gloves to cover me from the latex
Yup that’s the way to do it
Lol
Somehow you just made my day 😂
This is how i think
Can you do a rude McDonald’s(or any restaurant) employee takes your order😊
Tana Costello i agree that would be amazing
That would be soooo cool I love the idea :)
Yesss that's a great idea
Tana Costello yessssss
Does anybody else realize that would be too short?
“After I stol-
bought these off an online web.”
Honey Comb I don’t know why but i wheezed so hard at this
Honey Comb can you tell me what time this happened 💀
I’m wheezing 😭😂
Where did she say that at???
Omg I thought only I heard this 🤣😂 !!! Why is everyone ignoring it
Thats right beaches she's back! Ready to snatch yalls conscious!!!!!!
ayoncé mana • 500th like!
ayoncé mana •
ayoncé mana • 600th like
Can I have your name...
Your birthday?
*What is the primary bank you use*
10:24
When she said "dab dab dab" it reminded me of cristine and I went "make it look fab"
💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿
Njomza Pocesta WhAt Do YoU tHiNk?
Me
OmG me too! I went DAB DAB DAB TO MAKE YOUR NAILS LOOK FABBB
Holo
ITS NOT A PROBLEM ANYMORE
“no my name is karuquifa not alyssa” WORK KARUQUIFA
Im..confused
wolfie gang 0:23
*Is such a professional that she puts the nail stickers on the wrong way around*
Lis saaaaaaaame
Bothered me sooo much!
Your picture works so well with that sentence lmao
Jana Rothhass fr
Yeah. I do my nails all the time and IT WAS KILLING ME. But tho I love her anyway.
Sally's Nails and Spa is a legit place near my town. I go there with my grandmother sometimes before holidays. So it was kinda sweet and ironic at the same time. Love you mom
Lilypool777 Me too lol
Same
Lilypool777 I might too but I never went to a nail salon I went to an eye brow salon because my mom was getting her eye brows waxed and the lady spat on her hands and fixed my brows even though I could of had a mini reaction because I have a nut allergie
Same in indiana
Star Med Yeah that's the state I live in lol it's a small world
"I'm so like high end I don't know what to do with my self"😂
shelby faith I read this as she said it 😂😂
111 Likes marker; Friday March 19th, [2021] 11:11 pm.
22:27 best sound of the year 😂😂😂
Shenpai MEEEE
😂😂😭
AAAAAAA I LOVE IT must have a full video
😂
“im so like high end i just don’t know what to do with myself” favorite line from this video by far 😂👏🏼
*Karuna notification comes on* but I'm in school
*shoves binders off desk*
*whips out blanket from backpack*
Nap time.
Serenity Veda ASMR ME 😄
Serenity Veda ASMR me
i have done this
Megan Berg sureeeee
Why do you have a random blanket in your backpack 😂😂
'I'm so high-end I don't know what to do with myself'
Me whenever I am at Sephora or some high-end make-up store
😂
Nina van Engelen me at the dollar store..
Nina van Engelen sane tho
When ever I buy something from pink 😂
Sydney Wood Lmao meee
yeah sometimes haha
“Welcome to Kuhruqueeffas”
I’m dead 🤣🤣
😂🙈
This week my sister attempted suicide, and failed. It has made me realize the love and bond of a sister. We’ve never had the greatest relationship but that is going to change. Could you make a role play of sister affirmations? :)
+Becka Olson I'm so sorry she and you had to go through that. Please love her more and more every second. And absolutely that's a good idea thank you!!
Karuna Satori ASMR thank you love she’s admitted to a treatment center for two weeks and doing a lot better. The world needs so much love right now! Thank you for spreading it.
Becka Olson If you need to talk,I'm here.I have experienced that as well,with my eldest brother.
I hope she gets much much better and she doesnt try it again..
Becka Olson my mum attempted suicide multiple times in front of me it sucks I’m sorry mate
I love your reference to ASMR Alysaa!!! Loved this!
Peace and Saraity ASMR i love your asmr!
Peace and Saraity ASMR thank you! Definitely checking out your channel!!!
Peace and Saraity ASMR ps - you're beautiful!!!
Peace and Saraity ASMR I looooove your videos ♥♥♥♡♡♡♡
Karuna Satori ASMR MoM oml you put me to sleep every night or nap lol your amazing xoxxoxo Fan girl. Btw I made a shoutout video for you, if you wanted to check it out =)
Could you do a sister comforts you while parents are fighting❤️❤️
That's a great idea ♡
This is an amazing idea!
Carly G yeeeeeessssss
Carly G yess!! That would be a great relatable role play💕
Carly G YESSS
How to get likes one of Karuna’s videos (nothing wrong with any of these things, it’s just the truth!) :
-Call her ‘’mom”
-Type in CAPS
-Talk about mental health
-Talk about your sexuality
Add on ways below! :
Edit: omg thanks for all the likes and replies guys! And thanks Karuna too I’m so happy you saw this 💗✌️☮️
-talk about how it's time for bed
likeliterally ugh true - although I can’t speak cos I’ve commented that before 😂
Comment a sad story
Talk about how u came out
Talk about how she helped u sleep
hahaha xD omg.. lol haha.. i was laughing the whole time xD it's so cute and sooo good!! i must do a comeback video =)
ASMR Alysaa Oof why doesn’t ur comment have more likes :0
Hi, I’m *Kuhruqeeffa*
Lmao why do I find that name so funny
Queef that's why
Yvette Miranda ur a top
I literly did not think it was funny then read it again and busted out laughing LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was in the middle of watching Benjamin buttons (one of my favorite movies) when I got your notification...
Its Me And I Love Tacos never got to see that movie!!
Karuna Satori ASMR it's such a good movie..... I love it
Its Me And I Love Tacos I watched that film. I have never cryed so much in my life. Genuinely I sobbed for like an hour afterwards.
Its Me And I Love Tacos that movie😍😍😍😍😍
Its Me And I Love Tacos omg i love tacos too
Oh its just bleach stains, it's not what you think.
I was drink my water when she said that and almost spilled it everywhere
Jammer768hh AJ : after nose smear eek 😬 lmao 😂
Bree Mariee 2:26
Idiotic Gamer 20:26 *
I didn’t think that was anything until she said “it’s not what you think it is, even though I have a lot of boyfriends and girlfriends.”
Hey drink my water
or like a hair wash rp? maybe you can get a friend to be your “client” so we can get visual effects
gansey boy need
How the hell did Karuna keep a straight face in this video...
Especially when she said..the dollar store brand for shipped from broadway all because it says broadway....🤪😝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
NotUrJay Every time I watch this video I end up in stitches.. she does the rude/lying characters so well. 😂
Um exuse me is this all legal 😂😂 *the cops walk in * karuna "sry we are closed" 😂
You know you love an asmrtist when you stop a binge watch of your favourite show to watch this video
So how'd the lying artist get out of the mental institution and become a nail technition? I'm under the impression this IS the lying artist but I could be wrong. That would be a good idea for a video...how the lying artist got out.
She says in the video ‘I was in jail for a bit’
And because the lying artist convinced herself she was in jail she obviously still thinks that.
I’m pretty sure it’s the lying artist.
And also she said about the girls in ‘prison’ so it is her. She still hasn’t accepted the fact it’s not a prison but she also says that she has to go back to jail. So she did either escape or was let out with supervision
Gaurdion * Good catch!
100 likes marker; Friday March 19, [2021] 11:14 pm.
She Protecc.
She Attac.
But most importantly..
She lies behind your bacc.
(I was just thinking about something to say and “back” made sense with Protecc and Attacc lmao)
Everytime I fall asleep before finishing this so this is what I hear every time before I go to bed...
*”The finest bamboo bleached white, with purest bleach.”*
“This right here is.. I don’t know and I don’t care.” Okay this is literally me every single day of my life
Mom what highlighter are you using oh my god you are glOWING
Sofia Cano thank you!!! Ahah I'm so pale I'm surprised. It's becca highlighter in literally whatever lightest shade they have (I remember her specifying that ahaha)
Moonstone? I have that shade i almost fainted when my friend dropped it and cracked it
Harrison Ozoria same! I don’t think that’s the lightest one though, it still leaves a bit of a gold cast. but it was the first expensive highlighter i bought and my friend shattered it. the friendship still isn’t the same.
Harrison Ozoria OMG I HAD THAT SHADE AS WELL AND IT CRACKED
kailey elizabeth over makeup really i would have been like oh well
45:52-45:54
"Brillant, Brillant, Brillant."
Reminds me of Yzma. It's probably when she comes up with that plan to get rid of Kuzco. Haha!
Ceana yaass
I just got a 65 on my test. Pretty much failing college but at least I can nap in peace now.
Ashley Nicole sameeeeee tho
*me*
Ashley Nicole saaaaaame
I got a 62 on my math test failing college here too!
Your not alone lol
So relaxing but I cracked up at the “real eyes realise real lies” part 😂
Sarah: “this appointment book has been through the ringer it’s been to other salons *casually* prison”
Me: *looking at the locked door* *voice cracks* prison!?
Bro my nails need more than a hundred dollars they look like absolute shit
Same ._.
The Human Is Here You get what I mean
Same but they growing up xd
Omg Mom plz do a bank lady role play and setting up a new card as your old one got stolen 😄😍 I know it’s specific but it would tie in so well 😫 peeps if you want mom to do this reply and say u agreeeeeee ☺️😍😫😂😘❤️
Shoana Colleran Great Idea!!! Good Job! Karuna Please Do things ❤️
Sophie B thank you Sophie ! 😁❤️
Dude, there's so much that could be done with this! I mean, perhaps the accountant already knows the customer's card and account details off the top of her head, (not that that's massively suspicious) and remembers exactly when and where the card was stolen, though not because she swiped it, or anything... That might make for an interesting plot, right?
Agree
Shoana Colleran I agree like that's even more off a scam lol
"Kuhruqueeffa" Nooo 😂😂😂
|-/ *Dude, I love your name*
Her “These are by kiss an extremely expensive design.”
Me “bruh I can go to Walmart and buy those for $5.”
😂🤣
Kiss 😘 nails
I can buy them at the dollar tree for like 50 cents to 1 dollar. :)
I remember this is the first video I ever watched by you and I believe it was 2 months ago, and ever since then I've been obsessed with your channel! I think it's great that you're a mom and that you make these type of videos! Keep up the work 🐳🐳🐳🐳🌈🌈🌈🌈🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
BRING STIPPLE BACK!!!!
YES MORE LYING SERIES OMGGGG❤️😍 ily
Carly G your profile pic is so cute
her: do you have a credit card
me: no im 11,,,
her: okay what are the last four digits
me: i sAID IM ELEVEN
edit: yes keep it comin with these stranger things jokes i love em ;)
plumcakes I'm almost eleven😂
plum I'm 10.5 I'm turning 11 in 2 months
Tabitha Muffin Mendes i turn 12 in a few month
Same I’m 11. But my friend is 12 and has a credit card. I’ll just steal that from her 😏
Lily Anna you can’t have a credit card until your 18...... lol
"I definitely bought the place"
Seems legit
😂
mom, i can't help but say that that eyeshadow is aMAZING OMYGod
Thanks so much for this mum, I'm gay and I'm living a lie right now so you putting nails and make up on me etc really comforts me makes me feel special and not ashamed to be who I am, maybe one day I will be able to do all the things I love like make up, nails etc 😍
Jamie Mcfarlane yes you do you!!
That's so stressful. You have a fabulous life to look forward to and you don't have to please everyone else. Keep your head up and don't get to caught up in what the world thinks. It's YOUR life.
I like your sweater.
*gimme dat*
hannanas pletinckx dont steal mumsy’s sweater
If you are actually running out of pages you can just use the backs so you don't have to buy a new notebook☺️
Yah girl Katelyn she doesn’t even have to buy a new one since we r such good fans, we send her so many note books🤣😂
Yah girl Katelyn I might be the only one, but I start with a light color of pen or pencil then slowly layer other darker colors on top. This is mostly for math lol
Relatable
Pretty sure full means front and back is all used up.
Its Katelyn what is I already used the back
“Oh it’s just bleach stains not what you think” 😂
I totally understand (and am glad that) the stability of your health is your main priority as of rn but, if/when you feel ready to return to roleplays, I personally would LOVE another 'lying artist' or Psycho Aunt RP (ideally both but, again, I'm proud of you for putting your physical and mental wellbeing first & beyond grateful you still create some of the best ASMR content out there imo). Love and hugs to you and our YT family 🤗💖
Her: What are the last 4 digits on there?
Me: *stares*
Her: *stares*
Me: I’m not telling yo-
Her: *nods as if I told her* oh, ok :)))
“The door what ripped open and they came in but it doesn’t matter it’s not that dramatic” OMG IM DYING THIS IS AWESOME
"Short-stalky bald guy" IM SCREAMING
looool...it's a Seinfeld reference
Vandelay industries... it's an import export business.
En
“short, stocky” lmfao not “short-stalky” 😂😂😂
@@diabolikangel11 george castanza
*shows nail scissors*
Me: cutting nails
Karuna: I don’t know and I don’t care
Younger Karuna videos are a wild ride 🤣
I paused my stranger things marathon to watch this video.
Sofia Cano SAME
Yup yup yup me too!
Sofia Cano SaME
I've already finished it lol
OMG SAME
"We sound like a cult, because we probably are." Well thank you, its nice being here shfhdh xD
Mom I came out as pansexual to my sister and she accepted me!!! I'm so happy :D
Smol_bean_child 11 congrats!
CONGRATS!!!
Smol_bean_child 11 okay what does that mean? Not being rude just asking!
Lol
congrats sweetie!!💘💘💘
This is the first asmr I fell asleep to
Bonus:
Karuna: and where did I put my bag of..
Me: brussel sprouts
Me: *legit has no clothes to wear to bed*
**I’m so high end I don’t know what do with myself**
Karuna you forgot the last 4 digits of my social 😆😂😉
Okay then, Kayla.
*what are the last 4 digits of your social?*
2316
Vandelay export/import industry, Seinfeld reference 😂
Thank you for your efforts btw your videos are calming and warm
21:20 "I'd like to whip her head back and forth into the CEMENT." Mom being savage!! XD
Me: Takes apple from the office at school and considers it stealing
Also me: I’m so high end I don’t know what to do with myself
"Can I have your full name please?"
Brendon Urie
"Ok, birthday?"
The day I was born
"Do you have any cash?"
No
Love you!
why are my fingers so close to my eyes?
Stef Cioban Why are my lips my eyebrows and cheeks my eyes?
Crying
Stef Cioban THATS WHAT IM ALWAYS THINKING!
It’s because we have midget problems and we sat down and we are so short that we put our hands on the table and it’s eye level
••• Aexi.tea.queen ••• LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I am so thankful for you! Right now I have a lot going on at home and I’m very uncomfortable, but your videos are helping me relax and let go of my stress. Thank you so much Karuna 💜
Karuna: whats the last four digits of ur credit card
Me: ermmm..i dont have one hehe
Me: im ileeeeeeeeeagl (if ur an army yall know 😆❤)
I see BTS😊
armyyy💜
Yessss ARMY
🌚🌚🙌Armyyyyy❤
EXSH * stop fucking saying “erm” it’s annoying.
52:12 what does the book say on that page 😂😂😂😂
Ebony Welsh omg I saw that too😂😂
Ebony Welsh oh my god
What did it say?
Armarni Thomson make my dolls have sex lmfaooooo 😂
"Breaking in and squatting" lol I'm dying
KARU QUEEFAH LMAOOO
Lol
Do more
Lying role plays
Nail role plays
period help role plays
And sketch artist role plays
Edit:period help and sketch artist
why would she do a drug addict roleplay, she is recovering from one herself and im sure it would be v triggering to her
Alissa Jones you forgot to say "please"
princess she never suggested that
@@miarene5806 she edited her comment...probably removed the drug addict roleplay
HIGHLIGHT IS POPPIN, MOM!
Look, my ring is *realer* than hers!
*Kuhruqeeffa says Kuhruqeeffa’s ring is REALER than that Karuna girl’s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
"Karuqufas Nail Salon" OMG IM DYING 😂😂😂😂
Let's play the drinking game! (21+)
Every time you hear "High end" Take a shot. 😇😁
I'm dancing on a hotdog mummy while floating through the outer spacebar on my keycard an does anybody else smell echoes?? I gotta stop taking these shots
@@murdoc4651 Wait, I thought it was 19. Maybe just in Ontario? Lol
I can’t with this asmrist
She’s so good!! She sends me to sleep and sometimes I just watch her for fun 💗her tattoos are also beautiful~~ dame with her clothes and her hair and her face and everythinGgGgGG also can we talk about how much of a mood she is 😂
I loved when you said ‘since I have lots of boyfriends and girlfriends’ love you and your work in asmr. Keep up the good work
I love your role plays they always make me happy when there is a new one to watch and this has to be one of my favourites☺️.. I used to have trouble trying to get to sleep at night but because of these vids I fall asleep in about 5 mins and it's really helped.... Thank you x❤️
Her- I know it is 11 pm but bla bla
Me- it's 11.01 pm SCREW MY LIFE
Katie weirdly as I read your comment it was 11:01pm here 🙈
MOM I LITERALLY WATCH EVERY SINGLE VIDEO ily please do a makeup video xox
I got this notification earlier today but was busy out and about, and when I got home all I thought was "OMG I HAVE TO WATCH KARUNAS NEW VIDEO RIGHT NOW!" I was literally excited about it ALL DAY! thank you so much for this!!!
Definitely the most talkative nail tech I’ve ever had 😂💕
Karuna: yeah it’s 11
Me: ummm ACTUALLY ALISSA ITS 1:31
Her name is not Alissa lmao
"I'm allergic to latex so i'll wear latex gloves today" OH MY GOD THAT HAS ME DEAD😂😂
I love this soo much keep it up Karuna!
Samara Evans Umm... it's Kuhruqueefa
Anime Obession Sorry XD
Who is that in your pfp?
loved this❤
ximena silva Isi
Don’t we all?
Although she is sketchy shes kinda relaxing
I need nails.
But not no more because KARUNA MADE ME BETTER :3
Love that u make it all connected to other real ppl like asmr Alyssa, even u! It makes it seem more real!