Bad Movie Review: ZAAT (AKA Blood Waters of Dr Z)

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  • @kemmdog4444
    @kemmdog4444 3 года назад +53

    I think that’s the title is because when anyone sees it they say “What’s zaat?”.

  • @williamchico6553
    @williamchico6553 3 года назад +54

    Zaat is one of my favorite MST3K episode in history.

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 3 года назад +10

      "Blood Waters of Dr. Z" is a MUCH better title

    • @NathanTarantlawriter
      @NathanTarantlawriter 3 года назад +1

      Mine too. Soo many good scenes.

    • @williamchico6553
      @williamchico6553 3 года назад +1

      Audiences love Mystery Science Theater 3000: the Movie.

    • @captaindunsel2048
      @captaindunsel2048 2 года назад +3

      When Crow does the "at just the right moment... ATTACK!" bit to Mike, it leaves me doubled over in laughter every time... Especially when he says, "I love you". Laughing just thinking about it now!

    • @mr_nobody_000
      @mr_nobody_000 Год назад +1

      one of my top mst3k faves

  • @BugVlogs
    @BugVlogs 3 года назад +42

    The film has the greatest pharmacy scene in cinema history

    • @ritawing1064
      @ritawing1064 3 года назад +3

      Gosh!

    • @glitchedoom
      @glitchedoom 3 года назад +6

      The sound of the medicine he's drinking falling through the costume and onto the floor... Just 😩👌

  • @TheGreenarrow88
    @TheGreenarrow88 3 года назад +40

    I think the only time in a horror movie where characters busting out guitars and singing a song has been welcome and seemed natural is in Phantasm.

    • @Emulous79
      @Emulous79 3 года назад +1

      They did at the start of La Setta, too, though the outcome was pretty bad.

    • @mariakelly90210
      @mariakelly90210 Год назад +1

      But the wackos in this movie voluntary go into jail cells, close themselves into the cells, and then everyone starts SINGING for some nutty reason.

  • @markdavidwelsh3340
    @markdavidwelsh3340 3 года назад +54

    I love 'Zaat' - it's a great time. But what I love even more is how much it's obviously infuriated Robin! 😂 And he never even mentioned that in certain shots you can see that the fish man is wearing tennis shoes !

    • @Nicolas.Vincent
      @Nicolas.Vincent 3 года назад +11

      Could you dominate the Universe barefoot? Finned? Barefinned?

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 3 года назад

      The tennis shoes only show up in prints of the film that weren't cropped for widescreen (like the one the used for the 12" laserdisc)

    • @markdavidwelsh3340
      @markdavidwelsh3340 3 года назад

      @@robotrix That's interesting - the same as when you see the boom mike in the top of the shot in some films! I thought for years those were a sign of baffling incompetence. The shoes were there in the copy that I saw...

    • @KasumiKenshirou
      @KasumiKenshirou 2 года назад

      ​@@markdavidwelsh3340 @robotrix You can also see this kind of stuff in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory when those movies are shown open-matte.

  • @williamcrowe2576
    @williamcrowe2576 3 года назад +31

    "Sargassum... The weed of deceit".
    "Hell, that's what I smoke".

    • @55Quirll
      @55Quirll 3 года назад +1

      Sargasso, the seaweed of lost ships 😁😁😂

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 3 года назад +2

      "Sargassum fish..."
      "Sarcasm fish?"

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley Год назад +1

      Sargasso Sea: where eels come from!

  • @fanofdust7774
    @fanofdust7774 3 года назад +39

    It’s honestly tragic you watched this is the right aspect ratio because in some versions you can see Zaat’s really cool sneakers

  • @sammy1552
    @sammy1552 3 года назад +29

    If Aliens had a blow up doll, this creature would be it.

  • @skylx0812
    @skylx0812 3 года назад +16

    The best guitar playing scene was in Airplane when the stewardess began singing and everybody genuflected at one another. Then she accidentally unplugs the sickly girl's IV tubes with the guitar.

    • @Red-rl1xx
      @Red-rl1xx 3 года назад +6

      I just ordered that DVD from Amazon last week with Airplane II: The Sequel! Was watching it just a couple nights ago. Remember where she's carrying the guitar down the aisle hitting everybody on the head with it as she went?

    • @archstanton4365
      @archstanton4365 3 года назад

      Yes

  • @Bluesit32
    @Bluesit32 3 года назад +26

    Another lovely MST3K classic. Well, classic for like...the late seasons.

    • @tskmaster3837
      @tskmaster3837 3 года назад +1

      MST3k peaked in seasons 4 to 5. As they lost writers, they REALLY lost writers. The "headliners" for the Sci Fi years were movies that are already funny on their own.
      The days where they could take things like Monster A-Go-go or Manos and make them entertaining were long gone.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 3 года назад +2

      @@tskmaster3837 Sadly true. They also used movies like "Squirm" which had to be HEAVILY edited to be suitable for the Sci Fi channel. Swearing and gore were cut out, leaving bizarre gaps and jump cuts.

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 3 года назад +2

      Long periods of voice over always works great for them (see most of the shorts they did).
      "It's been a long 20 years..."
      "Hell, it's been a long 20 minutes!"

  • @cujoedaman
    @cujoedaman 3 года назад +15

    Every B-movie song sin needs an equally sinful, but necessary Bluto to smash the guitar to pieces.

    • @Ektalon
      @Ektalon 3 года назад +1

      I’m sure this happened in Senator Blutarsky’s state: he’d love to lend a hand!

    • @richmcgee434
      @richmcgee434 3 года назад +2

      "Sorry."

    • @cujoedaman
      @cujoedaman 3 года назад

      @@richmcgee434 I'm happy someone got that :D

  • @jeffreygunn3150
    @jeffreygunn3150 3 года назад +16

    Was also called, “The Blood Waters of Dr. Z.”

    • @ericbondeson3614
      @ericbondeson3614 3 года назад +1

      Thank you! I knew this wasn’t the title of this movie when I saw it!

  • @buzzawuzza3743
    @buzzawuzza3743 3 года назад +22

    Not sure why you're so tough on this film! It won a bunch of awards back in 1971. No wait, that was The Godfather. I get them confused.

    • @DarkCornersReviews
      @DarkCornersReviews  3 года назад +23

      Was it because in both films a fat man sleeps with the fishes.

    • @buzzawuzza3743
      @buzzawuzza3743 3 года назад +1

      EXCELLENT comeback!!@@DarkCornersReviews

    • @JOHNWLOUCKS
      @JOHNWLOUCKS Год назад +1

      They did all get payed scale.

  • @EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV
    @EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV 3 года назад +6

    First the swamp! Then the universe!
    A plan worthy of underpants gnomes... :)

  • @thrashpondopons2776
    @thrashpondopons2776 3 года назад +14

    Saw this on MST3K ages ago! At 2:44... you can actually see the Man-In-Suit waiting for the director to yell 'ACTION'!

  • @androyus
    @androyus 3 года назад +21

    After Zaat, you need to review *Slithis* if you haven't already.

  • @crusty21
    @crusty21 2 года назад +2

    ZAAT stands for......Zero Acting Ability Turdarama....but it delivers a few chuckles.

  • @Oppeldeldoc1
    @Oppeldeldoc1 3 года назад +5

    The funniest thing is how it gives Lou and Rex a kind of "Chief Gillespie" and "Virgil Tibbs" relationship.

  • @Red-rl1xx
    @Red-rl1xx 3 года назад +9

    Yeah, I don't think the universe had anything to worry about, either.

  • @eddysgaming9868
    @eddysgaming9868 3 года назад +8

    Thank you, for reviewing the rest of the film. I've never made it past that long-winded intro! Once he's introduced the fourth, or fifth, fish, I'm off doing something else.

  • @garrick3727
    @garrick3727 3 года назад +8

    I imagine the concept for this movie was dreamt up during a fishing trip where someone brought something a bit more stimulating than beer.

    • @julietfischer5056
      @julietfischer5056 3 года назад

      It's not the idea, it's the execution. From the moment someone put a pen(cil) to paper all the way to the final edits, the execution stank.

    • @geordischmidt
      @geordischmidt 3 года назад

      Or they all at the fish they caught, along with the mercury in it.

  • @RussLudwig
    @RussLudwig 3 года назад +5

    Martha has combined high heels with her jump suit, quite the fashionista

  • @ThatJohnKillion1970
    @ThatJohnKillion1970 3 года назад +11

    Congratulations on getting through this movie. I only made it about 10 minutes into that voice-over.

    • @robinbailes5236
      @robinbailes5236 3 года назад +1

      Then there was still another 10 to go.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 Год назад

      ​@robinbailes5236
      "Its been a long twenty years."
      "Its been a long twenty minutes."

  • @bambufan3636
    @bambufan3636 3 года назад +6

    4:47 "No one will me seated during the tantalizing jazz flute solo."

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 3 года назад

      You know… we haven’t had a good
      _DE-CAPI-TA-TIOON!!_ in a long while, eh?

    • @bambufan3636
      @bambufan3636 3 года назад +1

      @@TheRealNormanBates Isn't it time for a new godzilla installment? I think I see a ninja outside my window.

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 3 года назад

      @@bambufan3636 🤣🤣🤣
      as soon as you posted that, I knew _exactly_ what you were talking about.
      Are there any left?

    • @bambufan3636
      @bambufan3636 3 года назад

      @@TheRealNormanBates If not he could always start recapping the Godzilla and Godzooky tv show...

  • @Mikey_Clarkie
    @Mikey_Clarkie 3 года назад +5

    This movie blows fish! Its amazing they got Christopher Walken to do the narration.

  • @sogawa7
    @sogawa7 3 года назад +3

    What we see in a lazy afternoon with nothing to do must be like this

  • @gatoelurso
    @gatoelurso 3 года назад +4

    The musical number in this film sounds so much better than the ones in Giant Gila Monster, in which we were expected to believe teenagers liked it.

  • @bentramer682
    @bentramer682 3 года назад +5

    Another reason you'd be a great BOTW guest, if only you were closer to Milwaukee.

  • @Talisguy
    @Talisguy 3 года назад +14

    The X-Files absolutely runs on "jumping to the correct conclusion", and it really is annoying when Mulder has to be right about everything because of the format of the show.

    • @fmac6441
      @fmac6441 3 года назад +4

      reading your comment I remembered an episode where Scully was right, but they had reversed roles and she, instead of being the analytic, was claiming divine intervention.

    • @KasumiKenshirou
      @KasumiKenshirou 2 года назад +2

      @@fmac6441 It got pretty ridiculous several seasons into the show when Scully still was skeptical after all the stuff they'd both seen.

    • @orgonkothewildlyuntamed6301
      @orgonkothewildlyuntamed6301 Год назад +1

      off the top of my head i can remember at least a 10 episodes where Mulder was wrong maybe you didnt watch them all or are "misremembering"

    • @Talisguy
      @Talisguy Год назад +1

      @@orgonkothewildlyuntamed6301 I haven't watched them all, not even close, but even in the handful of episodes that I've seen, there are some cases where Mulder is right about the involvement of the paranormal when he has absolutely no reason to be. Maybe he's not right in every episode, but the show is about people investigating paranormal crimes, and the show would be short-changing the audience if most of the crimes turned out to be the work of human serial killers, so he has to be right most of the time. Whether it makes a lick of sense or not.

  • @paulforder591
    @paulforder591 3 года назад +5

    ZAAT (1971) was years later shown on TV and released on video under the title, "Blood Waters of Dr. Z". It was filmed on location
    in the Florida Everglades.

    • @mariakelly90210
      @mariakelly90210 Год назад +1

      Movies like "ZAAT" are why the rest of Planet Earth considers Florida to be the craziest American State.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 Год назад

      ​@@mariakelly90210 They aren't wrong.

  • @NoirFan01
    @NoirFan01 3 года назад +6

    The red mini dune buggy at the beginning of this video reminds me of the NBC cartoon show banana splits from the 1960s.

    • @normandrichardson3721
      @normandrichardson3721 3 года назад +1

      only difference, the costumes where a lot better in Banana Split

    • @NoirFan01
      @NoirFan01 3 года назад +1

      @@normandrichardson3721 True Dat! Initially, I was going to add that the title of “the banana splits” makes more sense than the title “zaat”. But that really isn’t the case. Only one of the characters on that show was a simian and might eat bananas. Elephants will eat them but I don’t think they actively seek them out in the wild. And the two other members of the band are dogs

    • @suedenim
      @suedenim 3 года назад +1

      @@NoirFan01 I think the word "banana" is used not in the culinary sense but "bananas" in the connotation of "crazy" or "nutso" or "zany shenanigans."

  • @Ynot101
    @Ynot101 3 года назад +3

    Highly distinctive YT channel 👍all your reviews are spot on 🤣🤘

  • @keefercfer
    @keefercfer 3 года назад +2

    "When cleaning one's pistol, it is imperative the weapon is pointed toward one's neck." - The Sheriff

  • @GleeChan
    @GleeChan 3 года назад +6

    It might be 1971, but the girl still gets distracted by taking photos.

    • @Bigbadwhitecracker
      @Bigbadwhitecracker 3 года назад

      There's gotta be a scene where she takes photos of food.

    • @M0D60
      @M0D60 2 года назад

      something a Female would notice.

  • @VonWenk
    @VonWenk 3 года назад +9

    There's a song during the opening title, which I actually found kind of catchy: "I want revenge on all my friends." When I saw this on Mystery Science Theatre 3000 as The Blood Water of Doctor Z, I wondered if Walker, the "big hunky hero"'s ineffectiveness was intended as a subverting of expectations. I sometimes feel nostalgic for the pre-Star Wars era of movies where the heroes didn't always walk away unscathed. As for baffling movie titles, what does Dead Heat on Merry-Go-Round have to do with anything that happens in that movie?

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 3 года назад +1

      Wait, was that really the name of the song? The lyrics are fuzzy to me, but I remember Crow saying/singing that line. What a song title!

  • @mattymac1399
    @mattymac1399 3 года назад +5

    HowZaat? Shaat, apparently. Looks awesome! 🤟

  • @antcow1239
    @antcow1239 3 года назад +7

    Or the Blood waters of Dr. Z.......and i know that thanks to MST3K XD

    • @laurahertzman943
      @laurahertzman943 3 года назад +2

      I've only known this movie by that title. Didn't know it was called something until it was mentioned on RLM.

  • @RavenHouseMystery
    @RavenHouseMystery 3 года назад +6

    "Not even I can stomach that!"
    The fact that another title for this film (thanks to the MST3K episode) is "Blood Waters Of Dr. Z", which is even more confusing as the mad scientist's name is Leopold. By the way, don't get me started on "The Monster That Challenged The World". Those monsters couldn't even conquer a California aqueduct system.

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 3 года назад +2

      His other name started with a Z...don't remember what

    • @RavenHouseMystery
      @RavenHouseMystery 3 года назад +1

      @@robotrix According to IMBD, his full name is Dr. Kurt Leopold. So, it must be a reference to Zaat, which may have been the name of the doctor's serum.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 Год назад +1

      ​@@RavenHouseMysteryAre any of the actors still alive?

    • @RavenHouseMystery
      @RavenHouseMystery Год назад

      @@dubuyajay9964 According to the IMDB, the lead actors have passed away, such as Dr. Leopold, the two sheriffs and the monster actor. There is very little about the remaining cast. Apparently, this was their only movie.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 Год назад +1

      @@RavenHouseMystery TTnTT

  • @Silver-rx1mh
    @Silver-rx1mh 3 года назад +3

    Aww Red Letter Media's fav! LOL Mike Stoklasa would be so proud.

  • @scottcleaves1040
    @scottcleaves1040 3 года назад +7

    I saw this movie with the title Blood Waters Of Dr. Z I had to watch this movie twice to make an opinion of it.It's ok I guess. I'll have to watch it again.

    • @ashleys9397
      @ashleys9397 3 года назад +1

      Mr. Cleaves: Believe me when I state categorically that you DO NOT really want to watch this abomination for a THIRD time. For if you do, I for one would be much concerned about your future mental health. Instead of this Grade Z atrocity I would recommend watching something that's far easier on your imperiled gray matter---like THE HORROR OF PARTY BEACH or BEACH GIRLS & THE SEA MONSTER. Then you can thank me later.

    • @patrickdrazen8411
      @patrickdrazen8411 3 года назад

      @@ashleys9397 "Horror of Party Beach" looks like a Frankie Avalon/Annette Funicello romp compared to THIS!

    • @scottcleaves1040
      @scottcleaves1040 3 года назад

      @@ashleys9397 I really have to agree with you on this. I love bad movies but it's rare that I come across a movie like this that is tottally unwatchable, The first time I watched this, I didn't last 10 minutes into the movie. Zontar The Thing From Venus is Oscar material compaired to this. Never thought I'd say that about a Larry Buchannan movie

  • @steealconwyrick1999
    @steealconwyrick1999 3 года назад +4

    If it isn’t the winner of Cannes’ Palme de Huh? award…

  • @RedcoatsReturn
    @RedcoatsReturn 3 года назад +4

    Extraordinary! Catfish man! 😲 Its sooooo terribly bad it makes those Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea episodes look classically superb. So bad on so many levels…its not a B movie….its a Z double minus movie! 👏👏👏👏👏👏😆😄😄🤣🥲😉

  • @vgovger4373
    @vgovger4373 3 года назад +3

    Zaat should've smashed the singers guitar, like bulushi did in Animal House...lol

  • @diyaalisha6765
    @diyaalisha6765 3 года назад +1

    "That prawn biriyani is repeating on me!" Robin, you're killing me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bluesit32
    @Bluesit32 3 года назад +3

    If I remember right, the reason it's called "ZAAT" is due the chemical compound the scientist injected himself with. Something like "Z sub A with A sub T...ZAAT!" Honestly, going with "Blood Waters of Dr. Z", while also a pretty nonsensical title, is a much better idea then naming the movie after what the villain shoots up with.

  • @mmickle6191
    @mmickle6191 3 года назад +1

    Kind of feel compelled to seek this out...

  • @TheMadAfrican1
    @TheMadAfrican1 Год назад +1

    Gotta admit, the actor is having a blast with the voice-over at the beginning. Best performance in the whole film.

  • @rsacchi100
    @rsacchi100 3 года назад +4

    I don't know about baffeling but "The Man Who Reclaimed His Head" can give the wrong impression of what the movie's about. It's actually a good movie.

  • @smacksalad
    @smacksalad 3 года назад +2

    Swamp riddle is how I refer to my groin.

    • @ashleys9397
      @ashleys9397 3 года назад

      Oh you awful awful person you! You might consider re-naming your company " Rat Salad Productions"...you know, as a kind of hommage to Ozzy & Black Sabbath let's say.

  • @weshumphrey6299
    @weshumphrey6299 3 года назад +2

    Thank you. I needed that.

  • @Al_NERi
    @Al_NERi 3 года назад +1

    I'm easy to please- give me a goofy monster suit I'm IN.

  • @tonyarichards5430
    @tonyarichards5430 3 года назад +3

    I’m thinking wazzaat like wassup?

  • @peterschadenberg9045
    @peterschadenberg9045 3 года назад +4

    I still think Attack of the Clones is a baffling title.

    • @richmcgee434
      @richmcgee434 3 года назад

      If we're going that route, Phantom Menace isn't exactly an on-the-nose title either.

  • @manicpixiefangirl4189
    @manicpixiefangirl4189 3 года назад +3

    This is one of those movies where the characters are so stupid I actively root for the bad guy. So that ending is pretty great IMO.

  • @heidifedor
    @heidifedor 3 года назад +3

    You should do Rat Phink a(nd) Boo Boo

  • @rubberneckinc.8937
    @rubberneckinc.8937 Год назад

    Great review. I was a little surprised you didn't bring up how many times he goes up & down the steps into his lab. There was some serious padding going on there.

  • @isabelanava325
    @isabelanava325 Год назад

    Excellent video, hilarious commentary, good abridging, I have actually attempted to sit through this several times, but never make it past the transformation and first sight of the "monster". Looking forward to your other videos.

  • @RedDragonM1
    @RedDragonM1 3 года назад

    "When the timing's right...you STRIKE!!"

  • @mistymusic7220
    @mistymusic7220 2 года назад

    The best part of the voice over is when he bellows, “SARCASM!”

  • @martinmowbray4304
    @martinmowbray4304 3 года назад +3

    Love these reviews 😂😂😂

  • @GeneSavage
    @GeneSavage 3 года назад +2

    Hysterical!!! XD Your review almost makes me want to watch it, to remember your reactions. :-D

  • @mikesilva3868
    @mikesilva3868 3 года назад +3

    Saw this movie on mst3k reminded me of the wonderbug part of the krofft super show 😊

  • @shannondore
    @shannondore 3 года назад +4

    Holy crap! 🤣😆 This had to be one of your funniest reviews yet. I had a crappy day and this was exactly what I needed. Never heard of this but gonna look up the mst3k version so I can get through it. And did you dye your hair Robin? Looks good.😊

  • @Michaeljack81sk
    @Michaeljack81sk 3 года назад +1

    The best way to experience this movie is the MST3K episode "The Blood Waters of Dr Z"
    "Shoe polishing human, soon you will pay!"

  • @Derek_Smallshorts
    @Derek_Smallshorts 3 года назад +2

    Well, that's Zaat!

  • @robotrix
    @robotrix 3 года назад +1

    You Tube just advertised a movie that will probably show up here some day..."Lamb"
    In the meantime, Robin....ever heard of a movie called "The Baby"? Has bad movie regular Michael Pataki in a supporting role.

  • @varanid9
    @varanid9 3 года назад +1

    I seem to recall that an alternate title for this, er, "film", was "Blood Waters of Doctor Z".

  • @mephosto
    @mephosto 3 года назад +1

    it only took 5 seconds to get to why this movie gets a video on this channel.

  • @jasonesler2716
    @jasonesler2716 3 года назад +1

    Lol...the jumpsuits look like state issued prison uniforms. 😏
    Keep up the great work.....always enjoy your work.

  • @christopherwilson3754
    @christopherwilson3754 3 года назад +2

    What's the point of taking over the universe if you can't get a little tail. Like fishtail...get it? Get it? Ah, please yourselves.

    • @ashleys9397
      @ashleys9397 3 года назад +1

      I was "pleasing" myself just as you were speaking...heh heh heh.

  • @williamblakehall5566
    @williamblakehall5566 3 года назад +1

    "Somehow universal conquest has taken a back seat to getting laid." Well, that's just life.

  • @davids9520
    @davids9520 3 года назад +1

    Ouch! Just ouch!

  • @archstanton4365
    @archstanton4365 3 года назад +1

    Looks a bit like a cack handed mix up of a Silurian and a Sea Devil..

  • @NathanTarantlawriter
    @NathanTarantlawriter 3 года назад +1

    Was it also filmed in Florida?

  • @mysticx0
    @mysticx0 3 года назад +1

    its like the horror version of the incredible mr limpet

  • @LynetteTheMadScientist
    @LynetteTheMadScientist 2 года назад

    The scene where the hillbillies jam to a bluegrass song is the second best part of the movie! (The first being the opening monologue)

  • @mijiyoon5575
    @mijiyoon5575 3 года назад

    TS 1:37 I have a photographic timer like that black square one on the wall or shelf...it's old for Darkroom working

  • @frankchilds9848
    @frankchilds9848 3 года назад +1

    This is so bad and ridiculous that I can't help finding funny! Thanks for a good laugh and a little joy 😂🥲😊

  • @geordischmidt
    @geordischmidt 3 года назад +1

    Wow, now that...that was really bad. I mean, "The Angkor Cambodia Express" kind of bad. Seriously, everyone dies? And the woman walks into the ocean after Zaat? Not even Rian Johnson could have come up with that kind of subversion.

  • @spectreagent00
    @spectreagent00 3 года назад +1

    most baffling title - Blade Runner

  • @WilAdams
    @WilAdams 3 года назад +1

    There is a MUCH better man transforms into a fish film it is called 'The Incredible Mr. Limpet', watch that before you get bogged down in this.

  • @laurahertzman943
    @laurahertzman943 3 года назад +2

    Sarcasm fish!?!?

  • @alandhopewell
    @alandhopewell 3 года назад +4

    Where was it written that bad late Sixties/early Seventies horror movies had to have dumb songs that had nothing to do with the movie?

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 3 года назад

      Padding. And admission they don't have enough story

  • @tskmaster3837
    @tskmaster3837 3 года назад +3

    ZAAT- when utilizing AA naming so you'd always be listed first goes too far.
    But ZAAT always comes before Zardoz so mission accomplished?

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 3 года назад

      To be honest, most movies would be listed before "Zardoz"... even in an alphabet beginning with "Z"

    • @ashleys9397
      @ashleys9397 3 года назад +3

      @@andrewgwilliam4831 Jesus, you guys! I wish everybody would just quit picking on poor ol' ZARDOZ. I saw it when it first came out way back in '74, and all these years later I still consider it a good picture. It's just not for everyone's taste. O.K.? And YES I will nonetheless entirely agree that the late great Sean Connery looked pretty damn silly running around in that green (or was it red) sarong. And kindly note: It's an Indian-style sarong--and not an adult diaper. You got that? It's a Sarong! It's not a FUCKING DIAPER!!

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 3 года назад

      @@ashleys9397 lighten up, Francis!
      But I will admit.. I both love and loathe *Zardoz.* I love the overall story and the giant floating head… but it’s just so damn _HIPPY!!!_

  • @davidromeroblaya7920
    @davidromeroblaya7920 3 года назад +1

    He wiil conquer the universe. One day. Perhaps.

  • @KirkWilliamsIsBroken
    @KirkWilliamsIsBroken 3 года назад

    Zaat! Great review pick.

  • @las10plagas
    @las10plagas 3 года назад

    the face of that monster sort of reminds me of one of the minions from the gate :-D

  • @paulforder591
    @paulforder591 2 года назад

    Here's an idea: how about reviewing "Kiss of the Tarantula" (1972) ? This is a mostly forgotten B-movie nowadays. 🕷🕸

  • @ИльяМилягин
    @ИльяМилягин 3 года назад +1

    There are movies with far worse titles- for example, The Great Dinamite Chase or Vampire Motorcycle, or at last Hands: Hands of Fate (thank you Frank Conniff for finding this).

  • @Zakdayak
    @Zakdayak 3 года назад +3

    All these independent movies are going away.. it's all big studio stuff now

    • @ConnorNotyerbidness
      @ConnorNotyerbidness 3 года назад +2

      Given how awful most independent films are...is it such a loss?

    • @Zakdayak
      @Zakdayak 3 года назад

      @@ConnorNotyerbidness I get it....but some gems are lost....plus dreams crushed

  • @skylx0812
    @skylx0812 3 года назад +1

    *"Too Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar"*
    ...zaat wasn't Julie Newmar.

    • @ashleys9397
      @ashleys9397 3 года назад

      For sure. For real sure.

  • @tskmaster3837
    @tskmaster3837 3 года назад +4

    An unfortunate encounter in a swamp? Are there any fortunate encounters in a swamp?
    OK, there's the Muppet Movie but unless you're Kermit the Frog, you're probably in the wrong place at the wrong time.

    • @loumencken9644
      @loumencken9644 3 года назад +3

      Didn't Swamp Thing have some fortunate encounters in a swamp with Adrienne Barbeau?

    • @ashleys9397
      @ashleys9397 3 года назад

      How's this one for an "unfortunate" swamp-related encounter---MARY KAY (KOPECHNE) & THE TROLL OF CHAPPAQUIDICK. O.K., all right, I know it's in pretty shitty taste and all, buuuuuttt....

  • @trull122
    @trull122 3 года назад +4

    Dudes, thanks. gonna skip this one! Just got Blood on Satan's Claw uncut in Blue Ray so I am out.

  • @walterfechter8080
    @walterfechter8080 3 года назад

    I needed a good laugh. Thanks Robin!

  • @ИльяМилягин
    @ИльяМилягин 3 года назад

    6:56 Fantastic Quotes About Bad Movies

  • @jasonsantos3037
    @jasonsantos3037 3 года назад

    We need more movie like this humanoid fish creatures

  • @Monothefox
    @Monothefox 3 года назад +2

    I guess the Universe contains Uranus, so...

    • @ashleys9397
      @ashleys9397 3 года назад

      Were you aware that in the state of Connecticut there's a town that's named "Mianus"? It's true; the now defunct MTV show JACK-ASS did a segment on it. That and your mention of the planet---urrrrr--Uranus got me to thinking speculatively. Like, what if in the distant distant future a mining colony or something of that sort was founded on the surface of Uranus. If that ever does happen, I think they ought to name its capitol city "MIANUS". You get it? MIANUS URANUS. It would be an "I'm O.K.--You're O.K." sort of thing.

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 3 года назад +1

      @@ashleys9397 I think if anyone created a future mining colony on Uranus it would be called Yomama.

    • @ashleys9397
      @ashleys9397 3 года назад

      @@TheRealNormanBates Oh My Dear God! I've Been BESTED!

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 3 года назад

      @@ashleys9397 “Uranus is so big, it can only contain Yomama!”

  • @Charlesputnam-bn9zy
    @Charlesputnam-bn9zy 2 года назад

    7:17
    "ZOTZ"(1962) by William Castle.

  • @bpark222
    @bpark222 2 года назад +1

    Isn’t it really the ultimate goal of all conquerors, tyrants, despots, and mad scientist to get laid?

  • @AquamentusLives
    @AquamentusLives 3 года назад +2

    Umm, we’re his depends full?