Bad Movie Review: I Eat Your Skin

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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 107

  • @UncleDeadly1031
    @UncleDeadly1031 6 лет назад +49

    I love the editing style of your reviews. It’s like “reverse MST3K” where the movie is commenting or adding to your lines rather than vice versa.

  • @yohei72
    @yohei72 3 года назад +2

    In the Overlook Encyclopedia of Horror Movies, the brief blurb on this film ends with, "No skin is eaten."

  • @annvictor9627
    @annvictor9627 3 года назад +7

    I'm afraid that my first reaction to the title was to wonder if the skin was eaten raw or fried to a crisp first.

  • @milliehayes
    @milliehayes 6 лет назад +10

    I almost lost it at the Venetian blinds comment...
    🤣🤣🤣
    Another great review, thanks

  • @tenhirankei
    @tenhirankei 5 лет назад +11

    Wait, this film was in Black & White with little to no gore in it? I remember being grossed out by the title imagining someone having their flesh torn from their body as it was eaten. And there was none of that? I don't know if I'm angry or relieved!

    • @julietfischer5056
      @julietfischer5056 3 года назад +3

      You'd be surprised how many titles don't match the movies. This is usually an attempt to draw in new audiences. (Many decades ago, I read a MAD magazine strip that detailed the retitling and repackaging of a fictional movie from the romance -Whispering Branches_ to something like _The Hell-Raisers_ complete with the promise of sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll. Pretty accurate.)

  • @byronp2311
    @byronp2311 4 года назад +7

    How I missed this is a question. Have to admit that it sounded gruesome. Still it was bad enough to be fun. This was exactly what I was looking for as a kid. And then along came something called, "The Exorcist" and I learned the difference between horrified (what I knew) and shocked (something very new; well, if you don't count The Tingler, which was literally shocking ;-)

  • @jaguarheart
    @jaguarheart 6 лет назад +6

    This is one of my favorite films EVER

  • @GrandOldMovies
    @GrandOldMovies 6 лет назад +5

    My suggestion for a future zombie review is an odd little item from 1936 called Revolt of the Zombies (somewhere in that title there's a joke...). It's an extraordinarily bad film, with only 2 features of interest: one, it takes place in Cambodia (or, as one blogger put it, it takes place not so much in as "in front of" enlarged photos of Cambodia), with a mad scientist trying to create a zombie army; and the other, it's made by the Halperin brothers, who made the 1932 film White Zombie, considered to be the first zombie movie ever made. Unfortunately for les freres Halperin, the second time proved very much not a charm.

    • @brucefritzges8759
      @brucefritzges8759 4 года назад

      White Zombie was actually pretty good. Bela Lugosi played the the zombie master "Murder Le Grande"

  • @fritzfassbender8093
    @fritzfassbender8093 6 лет назад +3

    My Gosh, you guys take some real silver bullets for our entertainment. Thank You For All That You Do.
    Next Zombie Film? To me John Carradine is the human personification of Dark Corners Reviews; so I recommend "Revenge Of The Zombies" (1943).
    I struggle to think of a film more boring with a more interesting title than "I Eat Your Skin".

  • @bird10498
    @bird10498 6 лет назад +5

    This channel is a treasure trove. New subscriber.

  • @Charlesputnam-bn9zy
    @Charlesputnam-bn9zy 4 года назад +2

    One of the zombie movies that will never make this review is ''Zombies Of The Mora-Tau" because it's so good !

  • @RavenHouseMystery
    @RavenHouseMystery 6 лет назад +3

    Another great review of a very bad movie. This film probably has the worst zombie make-up I have ever seen. Basically, plug up their eyes and cover them in sand. Wonderful thing, mad science.
    I'm sure that I have mentioned this film before, but one zombie flick that I would love to see Dark Corners tackle is "Shock Waves (1977)".

    • @hamhockbeans
      @hamhockbeans 6 лет назад +1

      The effects in this movie was 20 billion dollars.😂

  • @hamhockbeans
    @hamhockbeans 6 лет назад +4

    Wow that decapitation scene looks so real. I would say it cost 30 million for that effect.😋

  • @powpuck5031
    @powpuck5031 6 лет назад +15

    Was the third film I Breathe Your Farts?

    • @estharoe
      @estharoe 5 лет назад +3

      hahahaha

    • @ajivins1
      @ajivins1 5 лет назад +6

      I Wear Your Pants. A bit dull, that one...

    • @Bigbadwhitecracker
      @Bigbadwhitecracker 3 года назад

      @@ajivins1 Starring Ellen Degenerate.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 3 года назад +1

      "I Tickle Your Taint"
      "I Snort Your Coke"
      "I Play Your Piano"
      "I Clog Your Toilet"

  • @peterdoa1
    @peterdoa1 6 лет назад +1

    The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?, flight of the living dead

  • @BradleyJWebb
    @BradleyJWebb 6 лет назад +3

    Today sir, You painted a masterpiece.

  • @mugwugthemagnificful
    @mugwugthemagnificful 6 месяцев назад +1

    Little St James is the jail bait capital of the Caribbean.

  • @steealconwyrick1999
    @steealconwyrick1999 6 лет назад +2

    Maybe you could review _Zombie Nightmare_ - it's a REALLY painful 1987 zombie/voodoo flick that wastes the talents of Adam West and a pre-Wayne's World Tia Carrere on one of MST3k's lesser films (even by their standards). Also, probably because it stars Jon Mikl Thor (of all people), it features the music of numerous heavy metal bands (e.g. Motörhead). It's a unique film, but it certainly doesn't make it any good.

    • @chadcastagana9181
      @chadcastagana9181 6 лет назад +1

      Steven Wyrick I remember seeing that flick on USA Up All Night in the early 90's paired with PUMPKINHEAD. Both films had same plot

    • @steealconwyrick1999
      @steealconwyrick1999 6 лет назад +1

      You're absolutely right. The difference is that _Pumpkinhead_ at least has decent effects and tries to build a spooky atmosphere (even though it didn't always work for me). _Zombie Nightmare_ probably made that film look like _The Thing_ by comparison.

  • @wrath231
    @wrath231 4 года назад +2

    "Interesting..but not interesting enough..sorry.." Yipes!

  • @maletales979
    @maletales979 6 лет назад +6

    Greetings again from the great state of Wisconsin! Awesome review for a crap movie! For a somewhat good zombie flick, how about Shockwaves (1975)? It's got John Carradine and Peter Cushing in a great cameos, Brooke Adams from "Invasion of the Body Snatchers", and Nazi zombies on a tropical island. You can't wrong with this one. Anyway, keep up the great reviews!

    • @chadcastagana9181
      @chadcastagana9181 6 лет назад

      Male Tales. Oh yes, that schlocky film was a weird nazi zombie paranormal thriller - - a crapola cult film.
      I wonder when Hollyweird will remake it?

    • @VonWenk
      @VonWenk 6 лет назад

      I think I heard or read somewhere that the writer/director had gotten some sort of genius grant. In addition to directing Return of the Living Dead Part 2, he directed one of my favorite 21 Jump Street episodes, "Nemesis."

    • @ALLNEWSUX1
      @ALLNEWSUX1 6 лет назад

      Yeah SHOCK WAVES is one of the greatest zombie movies ever...very original and that underwater photography is mind blowing!

  • @chadcastagana9181
    @chadcastagana9181 6 лет назад +2

    How about TOXIC ZOMBIES, aka Bloodeaters, aka Fear the Forest - - have you reviewed this grade Z film from 1980?

  • @VonWenk
    @VonWenk 6 лет назад +1

    Does The Earth Dies Screaming count as a zombie flick? If not, then may I suggest The Invisible Invaders, starring John Agar?

  • @toymanreturns546
    @toymanreturns546 2 года назад

    If I wanted to be bombarded by zombies in a remote island, I'd stick to Zombie Island Massacre in living color.

  • @julietfischer5056
    @julietfischer5056 5 лет назад +2

    Elvira zinged this film, including a very funny character commentary to the music of the 'Gilligan's Island' theme.

  • @OrangeElixir
    @OrangeElixir 5 лет назад +2

    A great zombie movie to review next would be, "Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things", the first horror movie directed by Bob Clark. It looks like a Scooby Doo episode gone off the rails.

    • @DarkCornersReviews
      @DarkCornersReviews  5 лет назад +2

      Your wish is our command. ruclips.net/video/sZf0TtrGLeA/видео.html But if you like movies that look like Scooby Doo episodes you will love Shriek of the Mutilated. ruclips.net/video/W4-059MfpRw/видео.html

    • @OrangeElixir
      @OrangeElixir 5 лет назад

      @@DarkCornersReviews Thank you. And I saw Shriek Of The Mutilated. You're absolutely right about that one.

    • @Bigbadwhitecracker
      @Bigbadwhitecracker 3 года назад

      Bob Clark.... isn't that the guy who directed.... if you could call it that .... Porky's?

  • @crimsonavenger6334
    @crimsonavenger6334 3 года назад

    It looks a lot better than I expected.

  • @salliewagenblatt5188
    @salliewagenblatt5188 6 лет назад +1

    How about zombie bloodbath or one of the worst zombie filcks ever made burial ground.

  • @tskmaster3837
    @tskmaster3837 4 года назад +20

    "Voodoo Island? I'd rather go to Zombie Island."
    "Zombie Island? What do they have there?"
    "Zombies. But they're not as racist."
    I'm not proud of myself but it had to be done.

    • @Bigbadwhitecracker
      @Bigbadwhitecracker 3 года назад +1

      Depending on which gender they decide to be today.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 3 года назад +2

      The zombies aren't as racist?

    • @thribs
      @thribs 2 года назад +3

      Good Scooby Doo movie that

  • @lewisdoherty7621
    @lewisdoherty7621 6 лет назад +2

    A sure indicator of an old movie with Hollywood projected ideas of tropical reality is having men dressed in coats and ties for evening events with a small number of people in a hot, humid off the beaten path island. It is an attempt to indicate an desire of the characters to maintain civility in a backwater as opposed to the natives. I would be walking around with shorts, a button down short sleeve shirt and a mosquito net which starts at my hat and goes down to and is tied at my boots. As my great-grandmother would say, White people weren't designed to live at these latitudes.

  • @rotterdammer5243
    @rotterdammer5243 2 года назад

    I would LOVE you review my favorite zombie flick....Return of the living dead!!!

  • @RabbiKolakowski
    @RabbiKolakowski 6 лет назад +2

    King of the Zombies -

  • @Charlesputnam-bn9zy
    @Charlesputnam-bn9zy 4 года назад +1

    Can you review the 1979 movie ''Zombie" aka "Zombie 2" by Lucio Fulci ?
    Be sure to do it empty-stomached.
    Thank you.

  • @andrewgwilliam4831
    @andrewgwilliam4831 6 лет назад +1

    Made in 1964 apparently. I can't imagine whoever eventually bought the distribution rights paid much for the privilege!

  • @ALLNEWSUX1
    @ALLNEWSUX1 6 лет назад +2

    I DRINK YOUR BLOOD is pretty brutal, but I found I EAT YOUR SKIN to be pretty boring...although the ping pong ball eyed zombies are decent.
    As far as other zombie flicks to cover, there is a plethora of shite zombie cinema made in the 21st century
    Brilliant review as always

    • @ajivins1
      @ajivins1 5 лет назад

      Warm Bodies, a zombie meets girl tale.

  • @ian_b
    @ian_b Год назад

    Even more horrific title: I Eat Rice Pudding Skin.

  • @paulforder591
    @paulforder591 3 года назад

    So, I Eat Your Skin was filmed in 1964, but unreleased until 1970--seems the director had trouble finding a distributor for the print.
    Anyone know why it took so long to make it into theaters? And who was the director?
    Zombies with covered eyes?!? Give me a break! Must been difficult for the actors to run during the chase sequence.
    Another "so bad it's good" low--budgeter.

  • @ritawing1064
    @ritawing1064 4 года назад

    Oh dear, a somewhat eucharistic double bill, then.

  • @Emulous79
    @Emulous79 5 лет назад +1

    I Eat Your Bread and I Drink Your Gin

    • @matthewking3318
      @matthewking3318 4 года назад +2

      I wondered who it was. I've been blaming the cat all this time.

  • @johnashley327
    @johnashley327 3 года назад

    Watching this now on Elvira Movie Macabre.

  • @l.salisbury1253
    @l.salisbury1253 Год назад

    No one ever accused this of being a GOOD movie! However, it does foreshadow elements of classic post-Dawn of the Dead" gems such as Zombi2, Doctor Butcher and Hell of the Living Dead!

  • @kennylogan3090
    @kennylogan3090 6 лет назад

    Brilliant as always 👍😉

  • @skylx0812
    @skylx0812 6 лет назад +2

    Its probably still too soon to make a Jeffrey Dhamer joke so I'll just say that looks like Don Draper on vacation instead.

  • @55Quirll
    @55Quirll 3 года назад

    Don't forget the Blonde in King Kong. Seems Blondes are what are needed for sacrifices now 👍

  • @brianfuller7691
    @brianfuller7691 3 года назад +1

    I actually like this movie.

  • @danddoty3981
    @danddoty3981 6 лет назад +1

    No skin is eaten in the whole movie; they might as well call it PURPLE PENGUINS FROM PLUTO. I feel like I've seen this stupid plot in a couple dozen Z grade movies from the 50's. So they blow up the island, nobody could figure out how to get the model to sink.
    Zombie movie? BURIAL GROUND; where else can you see a thirty-year-old semi-midget lust after his Mother as really, really slow zombies attack screaming Italians.

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 6 лет назад

      I now have a need to see "Purple Penguins from Pluto".

  • @Charlesputnam-bn9zy
    @Charlesputnam-bn9zy 4 года назад

    At least a movie to the measure of your Review !

  • @spib65
    @spib65 4 года назад +1

    This is a ' So bad it's good' movie,.. the acting in this film is truly awful, you should introduce an awful-acting-ometer,..but painfully funny as well, even that screechy woman, where did they shovel her up from? she makes Mrs killgore's performance in 'From hell it came' look like a winner, then, maybe not. keep up the good work!

  • @nikolasmace9845
    @nikolasmace9845 6 лет назад

    Can you look at a Dinosaur Movie call Baby Secret of the Lost Legend???????

  • @JohnSmith-eo5sp
    @JohnSmith-eo5sp 6 лет назад

    Wait a minute, I think this is the name of a B&W movie from 1965, and the title has nothing to do with the plot. A light weight thrilller.
    0:50 That is just what Ivana Cadavera said when she hosted this flicks appearance on TV

  • @bmorge
    @bmorge 6 лет назад

    Do The Island with Michael Caine

  • @seanobrien2760
    @seanobrien2760 6 лет назад

    Zombie Vampire Mutants From The Hood

  • @nikolasmace9845
    @nikolasmace9845 6 лет назад

    Can you look at RoboCop 2?

  • @nikolasmace9845
    @nikolasmace9845 6 лет назад

    Can you look at GODZILLA Planet of the MONSTERS?

  • @edwardhockey4732
    @edwardhockey4732 6 лет назад

    Teenage Zombies(59)

  • @ianmcnulty799
    @ianmcnulty799 4 года назад

    Do Zombi!

  • @tskmaster3837
    @tskmaster3837 5 лет назад +1

    I Eat Your Skin is a meaningless title? I think it'd work for Night of the Living Dead, especially when it was called Night of the Flesh Eaters.

  • @ryandtibbetts2962
    @ryandtibbetts2962 6 лет назад +1

    Zombie Lake. Worst. Zombie. Movie. Ever.

  • @Jellyvibe
    @Jellyvibe 6 лет назад

    Took me about for tries to get all the way through this one. Not the worst movie I've ever seen, but I can't say it was easy on the eyes.

  • @glentalbot9166
    @glentalbot9166 6 лет назад

    A review suggestion, RAIDERS OF THE LIVING DEAD. It's so bad it causes cancer. Also, it's on RUclips.

  • @nikolasmace9845
    @nikolasmace9845 6 лет назад

    Can you look at Rock And Rule🎤🎸

    • @matthewking3318
      @matthewking3318 4 года назад

      As a rock themed cartoon, was it all that worse than Heavy Metal. Despite better music even Yellow Submarines viewing was greatly improved if you ingested the appropriate amount of, let's say, mood enhancers.

  • @archnof0
    @archnof0 4 года назад +1

    I know this is cheap crap but I will say for once in movies of this uh genre the acting at least seemed semi professional rather than abysmal

  • @AquamentusLives
    @AquamentusLives 3 года назад

    🚨 Whoop Whoop 🚨

  • @Charlesputnam-bn9zy
    @Charlesputnam-bn9zy 4 года назад

    2:28 the nazis beat him to it !

  • @awfulmoviereviews6792
    @awfulmoviereviews6792 2 года назад

    Honestly, the other film, I Drink Your Blood, wasn't good at all either. It's just that it showed much more gore than this one.

  • @AJewBag89
    @AJewBag89 6 лет назад

    What about white zombie or zombie strippers

  • @brianfuller5868
    @brianfuller5868 6 лет назад

    Heather Hewitt is cute and William Joyce was a solid actor. Not a scary horror and lame zombies.

  • @julietfischer5056
    @julietfischer5056 3 года назад

    The islanders were descendants of slaves, not indigenous.

    • @pymandres
      @pymandres 4 месяца назад

      they said that, but also repeatedly referred to them as natives, so i’m not sure if the screenwriter was even sure

  • @brianmills5302
    @brianmills5302 Год назад

    Saw this some years ago. Fuckin terrible. Your video is 1000 times better than the movie. Mashed potato eyed zombies, ugh...

  • @themoviedealers
    @themoviedealers 4 года назад

    Does nobody have a decent quality print of this turd? Every version I've ever seen has been totally washed out like this.

  • @globflock
    @globflock 6 лет назад

    I'm so proud, I just visited this when it hit 666 views. I feel so evil

  • @DennisAlexis
    @DennisAlexis 2 года назад

    I like how you make fun of racist characters!

  • @PuncherOfAbs
    @PuncherOfAbs 4 месяца назад

    I found the blond daughter sacrifice angle a bit cringe.

  • @PuncherOfAbs
    @PuncherOfAbs Год назад

    let sleeping corpes lie