HONEST Squatted Trucks Commercial
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- Опубликовано: 15 апр 2022
- this video is an honest not so fan made commercial for squatted truck,this is not a paid ad its just something i wanted to make
i hope you enjoy it
My mods playlist can be found here:
• Video
script:
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When we were kids
we were told to be creative and bold
but somewhere down the line
we became too cool to be creative
well.... not all of us
Hahaha What in the lords name is that...sorry ill get back to script
some call us stupid
childish
sister-lovers
but they just don't understand us
they even banned us
oh thank god
our club is extremely exclusive
mostly because no one wants to join
we may have a lot of enemies
and we maybe more inbred than hotdogs
but this is our lifestyle
it requires money
balls
and a few extra chromosomes
and yes speedbumps are a nightmare
we cant open the hood
we cant pull anything
but we can still pull your girl
oh the hell you can
You know what I can’t f** promote this, just whistlindiesel this shit
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Voice-over:
JessyCauseyVO@gmail.com
youtube: / @jessycausey
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Music Used:
/ backgroundmusicforyout...
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pc specs:
RTX 2060 6GB ICHILL
RYZEN 5-5600X
2x16GB 3600MHZ RAM
B450M DS3H
contact email:
Dytastic34@gmail.com
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Lmfaooooooo I just happened to click on this video by chance
I can die happy now
Ayyyy
Monkey nuts 🥜
Yay whistle my diesel. - I don’t even know WTF I said lol
You made this. @whistlindiesel
*buys a utility vehicle
*Removes any utility
"Now that's more like it!"
My favorite thing to see on the road are Jeeps with rubber band tires. You're getting the worst of a Jeep and the worst ride experience.
they fucking took the U from my SUV, cant have shit in detriot
@@jjbeast8823 they took the s too cause there definitely is nothing sporty about a squatted SUV. It's just a vehicle now.
@@Mika-ph6ku And is Ș (fake sport)
Every Mexican with a chevy
“Just wistlindiesel this shit” my new catchphrase 😂
Where did u get all the trucks actuallh
It actually made me subscribe lol
lmfaoo
Same bro 💀
"We may be more inbred than hotdogs..."
Please, write a book. I would read it for this kind of wordplay. I love the narrator breaking the script here.
Your mom loves my truck
@@danielhunt8843Alright, Daniel.
"... and a few extra chromosomes" had me laughing
Yeah they wouldn't even know what chromosomes are 💀
@@zandaughtry7936 they have to many of them to know what they are
They should’ve said “or a lack of chromosomes”
@@NotJohnTanner Jesus bro I don’t think you understand the joke
@@branhub i understand the joke
you must be the most creative person out of all BeamNG content creator. everything in the video it's just perfection no joke tho. this guy is really need more recognition from many people🎉 Good Job 🎉
You right!
the only issue i found was how many trucks there were that people dont squat, nobody squats their brand new 2022 silverado, and nobody squats a supercharged street spec f150
@@isatntt and they definitely don’t squat a f250 7.3 power stroke obs
@@isatntt oh no! anyway
@@isatntt You’re not from the Carolina’s
One of the rare instances where I can completely agree with "just whistlndiesel this shit!" 🤣
“Just whistlindiesel this shit” is the best thing ever said 😂
Damn these cinematic shots are getting better and better with each video!
1:55 “But we can still pull your gir… Oh the hell you cant! You know what, I cant fuckin promote this, just WhistlinDiesel this shit.” Had me diein
“He HA ha what in the lords name is tha- sorry I’ll get back to the script.” That’s hilarious. Also who the hell thinks a squatted flatbed would be good for anything?
if you strap the cargo down. its still useful
@@jackmagnium6115 it’s still shit though. Plus for certain cargo, it would just slide off. The point is nobody in the right mind would squat a flatbed truck.
I guess it would make it easier to both load and unload, just don't try to transport anything with it.
you can carry crates of milk in there.
Rolling bowling balls across parking lot lol
I laughed so hard at this! If you have a squatted truck you should have your license revoked….
Ya if you like doing this to truck you like guys and probably should be shot on site
1:11 seeing Monstermax chase the squat trucks made this a work of art
The funny thing about this abomination is that almost everyone hates it, it actual brings the car community together lol
So hated that it even attracted the law
Every time I see a squatted truck I hope that they're just saving up money for the other half of their lift kit.
Even then why not do the rear first?
@@heavilyarmedhippie75 Because the front would look even uglier. And if the front is already lifted you'll have better approach angle
I got a freaking Chevy Silverado ad before this lmaooo 🤣🤣
When the narrator walks out....you know its bad.
Lol this is amazing, truly art, makes everbody luagh, keep it up.
Luagh? What the hell is luagh ha ha ha.
@@crazyjoe4247 I type so fast I misspell some things, it works either way. Lol
0:35 when they were mating they had me laughing 😂 its like cars are living
It's the second most replayed moment.
You know you went back and looked at it again, perv reading this 😳
@@maxwelldegn6651uhh 😳
This masterpiece probably took a lot of hard work, total respect man! 👌👌
The amount of hatred I have for squatted trucks is unmeasurable and I live in Florida and see the pieces of garbage almost everyday and I go to highschool and the amount of people I wanna punch for even saying they wanna squat there’s it looks really awful and they get clowned on it
I live in Texas and the highschool in my city has more of these damn curses than there are kids in that school I've already "bought" 10 they don't exist anymore
The amount of hatred I have for leveled truck is unmeasurable
@@br6dk inbred
Just let the air out of their rear tires, it’s not like they’ll notice.
Northwestern Kansas fellow, we never see any Pavement Princesses around thankfully (probably because we barely have any pavement to speak of but thats beside the point)
Our lifestyle between me and my old buddies is that of finding old trucks and bringing em back to life, and just having fun with them. Do some mudding, snow drifting, racing, you name it. We do have a couple fellows who think stupidly big rims are "cool", but as soon as you ask them to turn while driving in reverse *without* tearing off their fender liners they quiet down.
U should make a series of these honest commercials anyway amazing video like always
"just whistlindiesel this shit" 🤣🤣
"money and balls" got me laughing bro.
Especially the gratuitous shot of the truck nutz.
I gotta say, I love the quality of the production. Very well done... I also gotta say it's 6:20 in the morning I just woke up and now I'm having a laughing fit!! This was awesome!
This video just happened to pop up on my feed when I was looking for some music at work and I can tell you are an awesome creator so you just got my sub, keep it up.
Ignore the fact it was squated truck and pay attention to the fact this man is a drift god.
Having a squatted truck is like asking to not be able to see what’s in front of you
1:15 "We may be more inbred then hot dogs"
Hey I know I'm almost a month late to say this but congrats on your upgrade, that's a huge from a 3500 to a 5600x, you'll have tons of heating issues but 10 times the fun on top of that. Btw the voice over is top notch
Thank you, water cooling will fix the heat issue plus it allows me to spawn around 10-15 cars at the same time without crashing
The next mods of the week video should be pretty intense
Amazing job! And the narrator just nailed it! Keep up the good work
2:01 yes please
Dude, you are killing it! Keep bringing it!
can we just appreciate how good this man drifts
“Our club is extremely exclusive, mostly because no one wants to join.” 😂😂😂
That was priceless. You sir have just earned yourself a subscriber
2:14 FIXED
Love the effort on this, I loved the dragster truck tho it launched real hard.
You never asked for any subscribers. You literally earned each and every if them by your quality content. Respect bro. Keep it up.
"Can't even promote this", lol can't blame you.
Squatting is like having your pants lower than your underwear
The horribly mis-sized tires and wheels on the first truck was perfect 😂😂
That damn Mater voice over is killin me🤣😭
I remember watching 1 of your video.
Next thing I know I was binging every videos.
I subscribed out of sheer respect for your creativity 😊👍🏽
That "and a few extra chromosomes" really got me laughing!
This was the biggest variety in squatted trucks there ever was. 95% are clapped out 99-06 extended cab silverados
So much variety there were even vehicles that weren't trucks like that Explorer.
This is beautiful, great work
“It requires money… balls… and a few extra chromosomes”
This line got me
You had me in the first part.🤣
"It requires money, balls, and a few extra chromosomes" made me laugh
“LOL WHAT IN LORD’S NAME- Sorry I’ll get back to the script-“
New viewer here. Keep the car ads rolling. Your killing it
Holy shit you have a thing with cinematic photography for sure!
10/10 would not buy lol
Same
this is beautiful
I love that Monstermax you did
the squat truck destruction segment was very therapeutic, thank you
Love it 😂
Guys, we need to get @WhistlinDiesel to see this video
weasle diesel
nah f-- him haha
My cat was nearly glued to the screen while watching this, I e never seen her watch something so intently before.
Just commenting for the algorithm to show this masterpiece
Whoever thought squatting trucks was considered "cool" must have been the absolute loser of their town
These are banned in my state, people die from them because the wheels are so big it makes the truck crush the car. I REALLY hate these.
Literally got a Chevy Silverado ad before the video started. Good job Chevy
same
As a North Carolina citizen, I approve of this message.
as a driver from SC of a future squatted ‘99 chevy tahoe, this is quite accurate. also is there a way i can get this game on xbox series x??
as far as I know, BeamNG.Drive is a pc only game.
No
I honestly just think they look weird, it's kinda cool tho...
This is so true and the best commercial I have ever seen 😂
“Oh the hell you can, I can’t promote this just whistlindiesel this shit” I love this channel
Been watching a bunch of your videos and they slap bro🤣
Squatted trucks = drinks white claw to get drunk
"Just whistlin diesel this shit" Best said thing ever..
This was awesome 😂👌 love it 🤙 nice edit
SOMEBODY HELP ME, I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THESE!!!!
“Our club is exclusive.” “Mostly because nobody wants to join it.” 😂
“Our club is extremely exclusive… mostly because no one wants to join!”
You dang right no one wants to join 😂
“Oh I can’t promote this, just WhislinDiesel this sh**” HAD ME LAUGHIN
I'm glad to say I haven't seen one of these in real life, and I'm very glad
This guy deserves a Million Subs for this content!
Really good Video. I like the dodge Video really much but this is even better. Amazing work!!!
DAMN!!!! The “oh thank god” got me good
ngl whoever does the drifting is a fricking god at it
You know this is a good channel when their commercials are things that you would see in GTA V.
Had to give it a thumbs up 👍 great video.
too good!!!!, love the whisltin diesel part haha xd
This is glorious! 10 out of 10!!!
“Just whistlindiesel this shit”💀😂😂 I love it
"We can still pull your gir-"
"Oh the Hell you can't" 😭💀
The "oh thank god" absolutely killed me
The "just whistindeisel this shit" got me.....thank you for making this holy fuck
you got me at sister lovers lmaooooo
I feel like the channel is extremely underrated
Damn was waiting for the whistlindiesel part 😂
"But we can still pull your gir- OH THE HELL YOU CAN!" 😂
Bro this was funny, but ay whatever floats your boat, and that sister thing uhhh lol
Great vid tho, keep up the awesome work
Good idea, perfect execution
hahahah this is the best video ever!! hilarious all the way to the end :D
“I can’t promote this” had me dying 😂
OMG... This is madness!! I can't look away!
The narrator are just perfect addition to this 🤣
I feel bad for whoever had to sit through and build these trucks in game, they knew they were creating a monster
The end has me smiling 🤣