the second "i'm sorry you're broke" comes out of someone's mouth NOPE NOPE NOPE i'm done we don't shame people for not wanting to spend money on the same things you do
Agreed. In general, I've never understood why some people insist on evenly splitting the bill. Maybe that's my only child energy, but I find the concept frustrating and bizarre.
@@bmags4188 it's a thing in some bigger cities and in metro stations, yes, but in small towns we do just hop on the train. Even then, most times I've taken the train in Milan this didn't happen to me so there's that
There is a lot of artists who just put their live concerts online. But it would make it more special to have a DVD. That`s something that got lost with the internet anyway: Things being special. Holding an actual DVD in your hand and a friend coming over to watch.
If you place an order that I did not previously agree to you're literally paying for whatever came out of your mouth I'm absolutely not here for it goodbye.
I am not ashamed with how often I’ve rewatched this in these past 3 days alone. Also the way Ayo says ‘ugh’ is hilarious, she’s so expressive and comedic in every thing she says and does, so entertaining and charismatic and charming. Also studying abroad in my queen’s homeland of Ireland and couldn’t be more proud to be in Ayo’s Emerald Isles
Cold fries are gross. It’s why chips are better. They don’t need condiments and taste fine at any temperature. But these were not delivered yet. So he is taking off of someone else’s plate, which is worse. I hate food waste and wouldn’t be bothered by the other.
@@towerofgodfan4107 That was HIS defense. His daughter said the meal was ready to go into someone else's room. One of them is lying, and I don't think it's the Vanity Fair employee working on the video.
Don't order for other people!! If you must have a big variety and offer some to your friends, fine, but you need to pay for it yourself, they didn't want it to begin with
1:56 "If I were at the supreme court- I'm not, I'm only Ayo's court" No joke, the first thing I thought when she said that is that I would literally feel safer with Ayo in the supreme court rather than the majority of the people there currently 😚 People's Princess fr lol
Its the cut to camera 2 every time for me 😂 shes hysterical and im glad she reminded you yokels that she started out in comedy. Dont take her so seriously!
These are SO obviously fake stories but Ayo is so funny and charming that you could have 30 mins of fake stories for her to judge and I would gladly listen
whoever thought of this video idea and decided to put ayo in it, i love you deeply
It reminds me a lot of The Pink Courtroom
It’s already a podcast called “Petty Crimes”
@@bvainkidd THIS! Give nella and indiyah their coins lmao
@@bvainkidd WAIT I LOVE PINK COURTROOM
I second this
“i dont know how to tell you this.. but your father has murdered people before” 😭
her being in the room too, i lost it 😭
“Nobody’s gonna miss that…KID!”
"Ayo thats me. Thats me and my dad" 😂😂😂
@@timk9743it's the fact that she doubled down on it after finding out the submitter was in the room 😭😂
@@mhawang8204It's a victimless crime though 😅
“They don’t seem compatible with each other, even just like…vocally” lmao
The pencils on her NECK 😭
I am obsessedddd
It's Schiaparelli!
It's like Cupid's arrow. But for smart people!
"I was on twitter, I was in the gutter" perfect description of this app lmfao
Ayo was literally MADE for side camera glance jokes she's so hilarious
“Your boyfriend is for the streets” 😭😭💀💀
a FOOL and a YOKEL
“Yokel” ☠️☠️☠️
the four separate gavels on the desk with no sound block is what really makes this
She is making the most out of the second camera and i love it
Irish AND Libra literally the perfect person
the joke is so over done now.
@@user-js8dp9iy9swhy I’m still laughing then?
@@user-js8dp9iy9sthat’s why over 700 people liked that joke and no one liked your hating. 😢
The Irish are always funny ☘️
😅❤
This needs to become a longrunning series
I AGREE WITH THAT VERDICT!
Would watch
weren't you listening? she has ceased to exist
yes please
Looks like it is becoming one-Anna Kendrick episode just dropped!
"no one is going to miss that KID" i nearly fell out of my chair
😭
that father's voice really sounded creepy 😭😭😭
lol he was clearly hamming it up for fun
Thought it was ai 💀
it sounds like those true crime documentary dramatic recreation voice actors
It’s a voice actor lmao
They probably had someone read off his response
“your boyfriend is for the streets” LMAOOOOO someone had to tell her cause…girl😭
The 20-minute French fry rant was HILARIOUS.
i liked that she clarified that she started up as a comedian. More people should have that in mind and i'm glad she did that
“I went to law school for 17 years”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Ayo that’s me! That’s me and my dad” 😭😭😭
Like Ayo was going to backtrack 😂😂 she spoke the truth!!😂
Table orderer is n GUILTY. If you werent also broke, you wouldnt even need to split the cost with the table.
Who ever came up with this idea for her is a genius
the second "i'm sorry you're broke" comes out of someone's mouth NOPE NOPE NOPE i'm done we don't shame people for not wanting to spend money on the same things you do
YES. That actually pissed me off
And if shes not broke then why isn’t she paying for the stuff she ordered?
@@mariafausti3128 EXACTLY!!!
As Ayo said, that person really should be more considerete and friend number 1.... Maybe phase frnd number 2 out.
Agreed. In general, I've never understood why some people insist on evenly splitting the bill. Maybe that's my only child energy, but I find the concept frustrating and bizarre.
the bangs...the makeup look...the shoulder pads.....and of course, that pencil.... I LOVE the styling here
IF YOURE GENEROUS ENOUGH TO ORDER FOR THE TABLE, YOURE GENEROUS ENOUGH TO PICK UP THE BILL. PERIOD’T.
“In Italy we just hop on the train” 😭😭😭😭😭 AYO WHAT YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR TRAINS IN ITALY
I think she meant we literally have no tills or barriers when we go to the train. That's why she called it an honor system
@@scusachannel1682WHATT I used trains and metros there and u have to get through the scanner thing, and police watching/security lmaoo
@@scusachannel1682no she's joking it's not meant to be serious
Close enough, proof of payment is the norm in the Germanic world. Not too far off
@@bmags4188 it's a thing in some bigger cities and in metro stations, yes, but in small towns we do just hop on the train.
Even then, most times I've taken the train in Milan this didn't happen to me so there's that
That dad is a psychopath
“I’m gonna deliberate - that is a court word” 😭
ayo is literally the funniest, most beautiful person I've ever seen 😭😭
🔥
She’s gorgeous, but funny it’s debatable.
@@healthycathy9782She is definitely funny too. That’s literally the key to her success…
“yes ayo” we all say in unison
tiktok ahh comment
@@seobaby9358Yup.
I actually love the idea of bringing back concert DVDs 😂
YES
Same!!
There is a lot of artists who just put their live concerts online.
But it would make it more special to have a DVD. That`s something that got lost with the internet anyway: Things being special. Holding an actual DVD in your hand and a friend coming over to watch.
"You're a fool and a yokel" - could I love this woman any more?
“Once I spin away, I cease to exist” 💨
* chair creaking, slowly spins *
i READ THIS AS SHE SAID IT
*with the top of her head poking above the back of the chair* 😂
@@mhawang8204 so glad someone else pointed that out
This is the definition of perfect casting
Yall shouldve never given her that second camera 😂😂
Get Ayo back in the courtroom!
“i was on twitter, i was in the gutter” she gets it
that second camera is working like RENT IS DUE and ayo is the landlord 😂
THE PEOPLES PRINCESS HAS SPOKEN
If you place an order that I did not previously agree to you're literally paying for whatever came out of your mouth I'm absolutely not here for it goodbye.
i need to ayo to judge every decision and aspect of my life exactly like this
I am not ashamed with how often I’ve rewatched this in these past 3 days alone. Also the way Ayo says ‘ugh’ is hilarious, she’s so expressive and comedic in every thing she says and does, so entertaining and charismatic and charming. Also studying abroad in my queen’s homeland of Ireland and couldn’t be more proud to be in Ayo’s Emerald Isles
Give the producer who came up with this concept a raise. Also sell this to a streaming platform - brilliance format for a series.
wait please make this a recurring series with her it's brilliant
the most entertaining woman alive
she's so charming
Sincere compliments to the editor for the score at the end of this video. The cinematic/comedic contrast had me cackling.
Eating leftover fries? I know for a fact it was a white person as soon as I heard that.
it wasnt leftover, they were going to go into someones room for them to eat and he got a fry before the person took their food
Cold fries are gross. It’s why chips are better. They don’t need condiments and taste fine at any temperature. But these were not delivered yet. So he is taking off of someone else’s plate, which is worse. I hate food waste and wouldn’t be bothered by the other.
@@towerofgodfan4107 That was HIS defense. His daughter said the meal was ready to go into someone else's room. One of them is lying, and I don't think it's the Vanity Fair employee working on the video.
she’s so unserious but proud i love her
with that said, ayo is dream blunt rotation
Thank you so much for this Vanity Fair
Don't order for other people!! If you must have a big variety and offer some to your friends, fine, but you need to pay for it yourself, they didn't want it to begin with
1:56 "If I were at the supreme court- I'm not, I'm only Ayo's court" No joke, the first thing I thought when she said that is that I would literally feel safer with Ayo in the supreme court rather than the majority of the people there currently 😚 People's Princess fr lol
This is just her spiraling for 11 minutes 🤣
“There are BODIES in the ground” 😭😭😭😭
during this whole video I could not stop looking at the pencil in her collar, I need that shirt immediately!
Schiaparelli! I am, in fact, too broke for this. So maybe just put some rivets in a collared shirt and put a pencil through it?
i would give everything for this to be an ongoing series
Ur honor, she’s serving
Ayo is one of the funniest women I know I swear 😂
bro who let Ayo have a second camera😂
“Your boyfriend is for the streets” LOLOL. Our queen Ayo ❤️❤️
this is the kind of content the people are needing, thank you
Me not knowing Ayo was a comedian so now I get to discover her humor is the best part of my summer
Irish QUEEN 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🍀🍀🍀
"court is literally - heartbreakingly, for some - adjourned"
“they … they did not look like me n my friends” AHAHAHAHAHA im done w herrrr 🤣🤣💗
I need a 6 season order of this stat
I love the irish princess. Always staying humble and thinking about the class lens.
please make this a series with her, i'd watch 10 seasons of it
she is naturally hilarious hahah
Her casually name dropping Toro Y Moi is sending me.
I need Ayo in everything. I want this as a regular show
I love Ayo’s sense of humor! Those side glances were everything
I love the fact that she's so confidently pressing the buttons on the cassette recorder like she's ever used one before this segment.
Love living the in the same timeline with Ayo. Thank you Nigeria and Ireland for this GLOBAL treasure ❤
not only is Ayo like the funniest person ever, she is also so smart and I want to be her best friend
"Ayo, that's me. That's me and my dad"
I could listen to her talk all day
VANITY FAIR YOUR MY FAVOURITE FOR THIS THANK YOU
using italy as a moral example was the most hilarious part for me
Its the cut to camera 2 every time for me 😂 shes hysterical and im glad she reminded you yokels that she started out in comedy. Dont take her so seriously!
she was the perfect pick for this one.
Um I want a whole show with Ayo 😂 hours and hours of this would be amazing
Seriously she needs her own show
These messages were like so vanity fair made. But nonetheless 😅 This would be a great series with varied celebs.
and I hope they keep it with a guest that has the same energy and entertaining ability to be opinionated !!
Yeah I wish they'd actually asked for real drama
I think the messages were real submissions but they had actors reading them!!
I would watch this as a series if it was her every time
There's a group of people who do Sudoko and take fish oil vitamins in the morning who felt heard and seen by Ayo.
As someone who used to watch her comedy sets, I’m so proud of her. I’m glad the world like her as much I did when I first discovered her.
I LOVE AYO!!!! THIS WAS SUCH A CLEVER VIDEO IDEA!! WELL DONE VANITY FAIR
this should be a new series quite frankly
I would watch this even if it was 3 hours long!!!!!! Everything about her is just a breathe of fresh air. Love you Ayo!!!
She's so bright and so funny.
I knew I loved Ayo’s personality, but her mentioning Toro y Moi solidified my appreciation for her. Love our Irish libra queen 🫶🏻
i need more of this immediately
she is the people's princess
These are SO obviously fake stories but Ayo is so funny and charming that you could have 30 mins of fake stories for her to judge and I would gladly listen
i need 10 hours of this
I officially adore this woman
Ayo convinced me to never take another concert vid
She's so charming, i love her energy, voice, word choice, everything!
This woman’s a genius! I love her!!
she is so real for saying that about cillian murphy!! irish men just hit different
Please. Make this a series.