In 1899, the head of the U.S. Patent Office told the president that the office ought to be abolished because “Everything that can be invented has been invented.”
I am worried about Danny's sarcasm to many thick people. Can you imagine a few years down the line when the kids grow up not understanding humour and sarcasm and anything else for that matter. Oh my lord I don't pray but I think I'm going to start 😩😭
I imagined the queen sitting in a fancy restraunt and a waiter came out and placed her dish in front of her. "Bone apple tea," said the waiter. "I ordered lentil soup," said the queen.
OMG YOU ARE SO FUNNY IN THIS VIDEO! LOLOL.. I love how you get more fed up with the stupid in each video, it makes your sarcasm like a fine wine LMAO ❤
+Abdulaziz Kodirov This exact same argument was in another thread; according to the details, there was a technical problem with the original part 18 and it will be re-released, likely as part 19
Oh my , DANNY! I'M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE TWEETS!! THEY'RE ARE HILARIOUS!! I don't think it's a good idea for people who are that "afflicted" by so much stupidity should be on ANY kind of internet !! I just love the hell out of you, though!! Catlady Redd here again in Muncie, Indiana.
"Choosing to log into Twitter, and *_Spewing_* ignorance." Me: … -Image in my head- 🍓 Me: No… -Wyatt meows- -Laptop opens up RUclips- Me:NO… -Searches SUPERFRUIT- Me:NO IM TOO OBSESSED… -Sings to the SUPERFRUIT theme song-
I'm gonna take a estimate on what day July the 4th will be on... I want that boneless watermelon... I think it will be on the 37th of September! You know I'm right, don't you? Yes you do!
# 1 actually makes sense Bc she is saying that she turned 18 1 and a half years ago Like if that makes sense and to let me know that I’m not crazy 😂❤️💜
The number one girl is 18 apparently...I hope to God that the baby she's holding in the picture is her little brother or something...if not...was dad drinking again? (yes, I know this is a bit offensive)
Hi Danny, I love your video's as it's really cool listening to you explain them, especially your scary/haunted ones!! now I'm going through your dumbest Tweets collection, and can't believe these people actually have parents, or are alive in some way. how does one get this far in life, and prove they never went to school to learn life, and how to spell. too funny bro, you got to keep this up as it's very entertaining even knowing all these people are real!!! have a great weekend, and after these, have a few for me too!!!
She can't be born on February 29 though, the comment was left in 2016, 18/19 years ago she was born, which is in 1997/1998. Neither of those years is a leap year.
this was a long time ago but yeah from what I’ve seen on the internet I think some people/places use the word boneless to mean seedless i have no idea why but they do and they say boneless bananas in grocery stores to specify bananas which are grown without seeds in them. Yknow, so there’s a section for normal (seeded) bananas and a section for boneless (seedless) bananas
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I love the sarcasm levels this guy reaches in these videos 😂😂😂
Angela Davidson ikr
It's over 9000
Its spelled star- cast- um
My names Angela too! Also your so true
Can I have a seedless chicken? #SeedlessChicken
yes u can I have some to spare
GoldenBuckets he got wooooooshed
Definetly you dummy
"Do you guys remember when I used to be sane? I remember, it was a good time" 😂😂
Yeah...I don't remember it at all...
you ugly
+Josue Cordova
you hater
#HATERALERT
no
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's on the 4th of July,
now
WHERES MY BONELESS WATERMELON
Bone Apple tea? I prefer boneless watermelon tea
Astrogamer119 same
Me too
Señor Muffin yes amazing me too
Señor Muffin Can I have some boneless watermelon tea?
Same here
10 years from now: Dumb Tweets part 10045
Right!
Indeed. :)
lel
20 years from now: dumb tweets part 42069
I know right!!!😄
Im Spanish and i laughed when the ebola one make a yo grandma joke
SuperPS4 Gamer XD
SuperPS4 Gamer The language in this one. Part French and speak Spanish and just 'bone Apple tea' ... 😂
Bon appetit
Same
I think she confused astronauts with Argonauts which were in Greek mythology
Lauren Rebekah Nah, no way she could be smart enough to know Greek mythology. She meant astronaut.
Sorry but there talking about the moon
Probaly yeah I didn't think of that
@@PunakiviAddikti half true
I feel like a smart person after watching this
if you feel stupid, remember these people
don't you mean "peepoles"
Me too XD we're geniuses compared to these people XD
+Kitten Critter ok that was borderline rude
Heather Campbell-Stewart I didn't mean to be :( Sorry :(
I think, in 2017, July 4th will be on christmas
Ax If that's true, Christmas has a 1039919273739101.02% chance of falling on Halloween
Mojo Yomo *Takes of glasses* Holy shit...
omg I found my twin
Ax omg me too but I was like it can be in Christmas first the Halloween lollll me ares is smartz
omG yES!!11!! I WaS tHiNkInG tHe SaMe ThInG!!!!11!11!!!1
I think this 4th of July will be on march 35th 2036!
You think? I know!
KieranD9503 hehe
Slimefyre i heard it could be march 40th so I'm not 100% sure
KieranD9503 Yeah.. Good point. Im like... 70% percent it could be on the 35th, but then again, im like 40% it could happen on the 40th.
Slimefyre i mean its been july 4th every time, i think we're overdue for a change any time now
God damn I'm up at 130 A.M. and wondering why girls be going to yogurt class and shit and not be eating yogurt
Cheyenne Stevenson wait.. one hundred thirty am?
Wtf
Cheyenne Stevenson wow... 😒😒😒
In number 9's defense, grandma in Spanish is "abuela".
Adam Efimoff
makes me wonder if "grandpa" in spanish is abuelo. just a guess based off what little i know of the language
Yes it is xD
Mojo Yomo i mean yes, obviously but, like how do you confuse abuela with ebola
Mojo Yomo true true. they look the same a bit
i suddenly feel smarter
That what she said
+Zen Zap over used and makes no sense (I always do that to)
+Captain Core Gaming that's not what she said 😦
...well your name is spongebob squarepants so you sure aren't
ikr
As I’m watching this, I hear my brother yell “Is black friday on thursday?... Wait Never Mind.”
I would like a boneless watermelon #BonelessWatermelon
You mean seedless?
Appul Gtfo No, boneless.
I prefer bones-in; really keeps the flavour.
cryoel no thanks
cryoel it was supposed to be a joke but I'm guessing you got triggered with a joke
4th of July is always on the 4th. Can I have my boneless watermelon
haha me too
🍉
My guess is. 4th of july
WATELMELON HERE🍉🍉🍉
i think he meant seedless
Here ya go. 🍉🚫💀(There is no bone emoji, I used skull... Still good I think :P :D)
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the Moon.
Neil A.
Read it backwards.
Were we sending him to the moon or BACK to the moon?
**Were
Danny, I have an answer to the meaning of life, how to stop poverty, and why woman don't eat yogurt in yogart class all in one answer
+ButterPie 42?
+ButterPie ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
a lien
To be fair, the girl in #1 could have been a leapling... Wait, no, then she'd have been alive for 72 years! 🤔
Omg it's like 1 AM and I'm trying not to laugh😂😅😄..... Everyone "bone Apple tea" on ur "boneless watermelons" at "yogurt class"!!!! 😂
Ya I'm watching this around midnight and I don't wanna wake up my family but it's sooo funny :D
What? Its 7am, not 1am.
There's a differnet time in each country
+AwesomeSkye707 i'm 12 and i know what time zones are and i'm guessing you are 16 or 17 so why don't you know
+Awesome Sky and here we have a dumb 8 year old on the Internet.
+Adhan Miah you mean time zones
the fourth of July will of course happen on June 35th. duh.
Awesome 👏😏
imp360 That sounds epic. I can't wait for Valentine's Day either. November 91st FTW!
imp360 and Christmas will fall on Thanksgiving
Okay, so new years eve is on January 366
Wow, I never heard, I always thought November 61, god people are confusing
The world will end Christmas day on the 333/3/33
Rip the old part 18
Seriously the wild corn dogs and chicken permission tweets where hilarious
I know why was it deleted and I WANT A PART 19!!!
+Lovely Crafters why was it deleted
why
+Lovely Crafters why was it deleted
i think its because there was one about hillary clinton emails which was a joke but he didn't know it was a joke.
In 1899, the head of the U.S. Patent Office told the president that the office ought to be abolished because “Everything that can be invented has been invented.”
Neil Armstrong
Neil.A
Backward
Alien
BOOM
EXPOSED
ALIEN!
exposted? I think you mean EXPOSED.
+Nerd's the Word ha ha
MAH HANDS ARE SO SHOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!
+Nerd's the Word yeh thanks
3:11
Me:You having an existential crisis huh?Just go to Dan's Internet Support Group!
OMG, obviously they should just do that 😂😂 also awesome Username👌👌
If skin color was a choice I'd be a rainbow.
hell yeah me too
Is it here where i can sign up for the anonymous rainbow club?
Obviously
If i can choose my skin color i would be camo
or as we now know a clubbbb
I've watched every part of this series and this one is clearly my favorite
#DumbestTweetsPart19
#DumbestTweeetsPart19
make another one!
Nerfherder 101 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
+Nerfherder 101 love your name!
***** #Yaas
#DumbestTweetsPart190
He said unicorns aren't real. I feel offended because I am one.
=(
aww, its ok
don't worry, if you are a unicorn then you don't exist and logically have no feelings
Block Bros ....
OMG MEE TOO!
I'm guessing the 4 of July will fall on 16/16/16
Pirate Bear I think 9/11/2002
Pirate Bear wait 16/16/16 1(6)/1(6)/1(6) 666 SIX SIX SIX DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL
Pirate Bear 13/13/13
I'm waiting for my boneless watermelon
The world will end Halloween on the 333/33/3333
"The Olympics might have to be canceled because of Ebola"
2020: pfft Ebola is old news I canceled the entire world
I think Bone Apple Tea is a new trend that started because of this channel, I've seen it everywhere. 😂
Linator4 "CRode" it's bone app the teeth
Nvm I dint see that part when I commented
Especially on Rob Dyke's channel....
Kuro- tan Alonzo Lerone has a shirt, though.
☠🍎☕️
IF THEY END I WILL CRY UNTIL MY TEARS WILL A BATHTUB
FILL*
Aisyah Awanis same
Aisyah Awanis if only u said that on Twitter
qwer qwer lol
haha that will be another one lol
The idea for the horror game granny came from tweet 9. A killer grandma. 🤣🤣🤣
"I love you Ebola!" "Can I come to your house this weekend, Ebola?"
“Bone apple tea!”
“No I prefer my apple tea boneless thanks”
"Bone apple tea" is A deliberate miss spelling because it is a meme, it's annoying but it's not a stupid tweet it's a stupid meme.
Mike Warnke I hate it, it's annoying
Mike Warnke the bone apple tea meme was born from someone actually accidentally misspelling it.
PyroFireFox gamer yes it is, however it is not a misspelling.
Mike Warnke yeah they do it on purpose
I like my watermelon WITH bone thank you very much
Dan Harbour IKR 😂
...
I am worried about Danny's sarcasm to many thick people. Can you imagine a few years down the line when the kids grow up not understanding humour and sarcasm and anything else for that matter. Oh my lord I don't pray but I think I'm going to start 😩😭
It will fall on the 4th
Where's my boneless watermelon
Ninetalespika A Pokémon fan Here it is. 🍉 You're welcome.
Ashly Menard
You should have said: Here it is. 🍉 Bone Apple Tea! :D
THE 4 OF JULY FALLS ON 16/16/16!!! DUH! SO BONE APPLE TEA!!
Pretty little Angels LETS HAVE BONELESS WATERMELON ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
Iqq_ Liza LETS GIVE BIRTH TO A BABY AND DONT REMOVE ITS AUSTIC CORD.
Iqq_ Liza LETS GET EBOLA
Lolololol! 😹😹😹😹😹
Sisters Club you win a boneless watermelon
It would be funny if on their plate was a bone, apple, and to the side some tea.
I imagined the queen sitting in a fancy restraunt and a waiter came out and placed her dish in front of her. "Bone apple tea," said the waiter. "I ordered lentil soup," said the queen.
Welp the Spanish for grandma is abuela so they weren't incredibly far off
some person Yeah, but still, how could he not know what exactly is ebola the deadly disease?
Just because one has the right to internet access, doesn’t mean they should use it.
Yes they should, where would I get my laughs without dumb tweets?
PART 19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ikr
yas
12 hours ago
yesssssssssssssssss
TOOOOOTTTTTAAAAAALLLLLLY 19☺
OMG YOU ARE SO FUNNY IN THIS VIDEO! LOLOL.. I love how you get more fed up with the stupid in each video, it makes your sarcasm like a fine wine LMAO ❤
PART 19 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
This is part 18
+Ryan Gunn wow...you are a genius
+Ryan Gunn... HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?!?!?😱😱😱😱
YAAAAAAAÀÁÂÄÆÃÅĀAAAASSSSS
+Abdulaziz Kodirov This exact same argument was in another thread; according to the details, there was a technical problem with the original part 18 and it will be re-released, likely as part 19
I trolled my friend by saying what if the 4th of July falls on Friday the 13th and she actually took me seriously 😒
DA KRAKEN! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DA KRAKEN! Fantastic
DA KRAKEN!
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Fourth of July is always on Friday can I have my boneless watermelon I hate when their is bones in it
hahaha
yeah bro lol
+iKittyGalaxi he's just kidding don't get so butthurt
No, it wasn't a joke. You can clearly see that he wasn't joking. So don't get so triggered
I'm out of this conversation
Oh my , DANNY! I'M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE TWEETS!! THEY'RE ARE HILARIOUS!! I don't think it's a good idea for people who are that "afflicted" by so much stupidity should be on ANY kind of internet !! I just love the hell out of you, though!! Catlady Redd here again in Muncie, Indiana.
3:11
Meaning of life is 42
Answered his own question.
Grandma in Spanish is abuela, not ebola XD
ebuela
Sorry, I'm not fluent, I'm trying to learn it though.
... you wrote it right Reese... he's making a joke...
Abuela. Im from Mexico its Abuela
Reese Hudson we all knew that but the dumb people didn't
42!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference
Ultimate Potato I get it as well
Me as well
Thatrandomgamer :D OMG! (iistereeg Found) wow someone else realised that too.
Thatrandomgamer :D 42 is the meaning of damn life!!!
Not only life but the answer to life than universe and everything
"Choosing to log into Twitter, and *_Spewing_* ignorance."
Me: …
-Image in my head- 🍓
Me: No…
-Wyatt meows-
-Laptop opens up RUclips-
Me:NO…
-Searches SUPERFRUIT-
Me:NO IM TOO OBSESSED…
-Sings to the SUPERFRUIT theme song-
part 19 plz
Definitely
yes
theres already a part 19
+Truly Adored no there's not
yes.
4th of July falls on the 4th. Where's my boneless watermelon? And can we have a part 19?
🍉🍉
🍉 bone apple tea
+Shaelyn Gerrodette lel guys
+Shaelyn Gerrodette Thank you
i wonder what day of the month christmas will be on this year
#MakeTwitterGreatAgain
#Arsenal
Omg a toffee
it will be on January second
+FuzzyWuzaCat that's the day before my birthday best year ever for me!
I'm gonna take a estimate on what day July the 4th will be on... I want that boneless watermelon... I think it will be on the 37th of September! You know I'm right, don't you? Yes you do!
when you posted it it was on my birthday yay
happy birthday :3
Thank you😄
Bone Apple Tea!
Thanks
😂😂😂😂😂
When is the next part lol
The Paris attacks were in 2015? God, I feel old.
my worst moment was when i said "but what if Friday 13th falls on halloween one year?"
in my defense it was really late
I think saying "bone apple tea" is a joke :/ I mean, they know it is actually bon appetite (I can't spell XD)
its spelled correctly, the e just needs an accent
appetit* - You say it "Bon-ape-tee"
Nic Jolly, it's (Bone-app-eh-teet) Learn French and pronunciations. Tyo Men
Nic Jolly Ik :)
Ahmad Player of Games No he got it right, you got it wrong so maybe you should learn french
# 1 actually makes sense Bc she is saying that she turned 18 1 and a half years ago
Like if that makes sense and to let me know that I’m not crazy 😂❤️💜
It makes sense to me, she probably meant to say that she's been an adult for a year and a half.
I aggree, but she needs to lean to spell club. Unless she ment clubbbb
The number one girl is 18 apparently...I hope to God that the baby she's holding in the picture is her little brother or something...if not...was dad drinking again? (yes, I know this is a bit offensive)
The Harmless Rabbit but she would still age cause people that are born on February 29th celebrate their birthday on February 28th or March 1st.
Hi Danny, I love your video's as it's really cool listening to you explain them, especially your scary/haunted ones!! now I'm going through your dumbest Tweets collection, and can't believe these people actually have parents, or are alive in some way. how does one get this far in life, and prove they never went to school to learn life, and how to spell. too funny bro, you got to keep this up as it's very entertaining even knowing all these people are real!!! have a great weekend, and after these, have a few for me too!!!
umm... idk maybe the 4th will happen on the 873rd?
lol or maybe the 5th because that might be unlucky
I think it might be on the 548th or something
+Marl Pugh oh yeah that makes more sense
no it will be on the 123786th
no itll be july 13,1775
bone Apple tea might've been an Autocorrect... maybe...
was thinking the same thing too.
maybe an ironic tweet
what if it's just a joke? i do that all the time!!
Well, as he has said in many videos there is no way bon appetite could autocorrect to bone apple tea
or a pun...
let me describe America this year in 3 words. bone apple tea. yup.
It's My Universe someone needs to create a variety of Apple just for these morons lol
Hymne joyeux miél
what was i thinking miel has no accent on the e
I told my brother about the slavery tweet and he said “well your race depends on your mom’s race” 🤦🏼♀️😂😂
Unicorns are real... i would know. I am one. You have offended me in so many ways. I am the slayin' unicorn and you will feel my wrath!
Audrey Cupit ikr so offensive
IKR IMMA UNICORN AND PROUD
Audrey Cupit And iisuperwomanii is one too!
Audrey Cupit hey I'm a unicorn too
Unicorns unite to slay the disbelievers and become the rulers of earth and Arcadia! !!!!!!!😠
Audrey Cupit unicorns can’t type because no arms
In watching this. On dec 15th 2016 an there are now 22 parts
Three Sweet Brownies me too....... same date and every thing
4 of July on Friday the 13 0_0
boi
Three Sweet Brownies 26 parts.... now there are 26 parts....
Harry Potter look there's 27!
1:39 that gave me nightmares
LittleLexiPro I clicked that and fell off my chair 😂😂
Ash Vs evil dead 😀
Omg I just love the face you make when you say "bone apple tea" so much yaaaasss
When he said about the women who's been 18 a year and a half, she could have been born on 29th of February
BOOM!
aa3
Okay 18x4=72 so that means she's technically 70ish and owning a Twitter account is kind of odd then.
1초 전•
She can't be born on February 29 though, the comment was left in 2016, 18/19 years ago she was born, which is in 1997/1998. Neither of those years is a leap year.
...
...
...
Who is watching this in 2018
Malcolm Wallace-South NO ONE
Me!
Malcolm Wallace-South
Me, for some unknown reason......
I am.
me
I know probably only like 10 people will read this but who reads this I hope you have the best day ever
thanks. where in the world are you right now because…. its not day yet…… its only 11:30 at night
+Xo- Yasmine yeah me to but it's for tomorrow
+Xo- Yasmine where I am its yesterday
Thanks! :D
Thanks!👌👍
Great... Now I want yoghurt. The grandma ebola one had me laughing so hard 😂
Man, some boneless watermelon sounds good. Wonder what's different between boneless watermelon and watermelon.
Well, obviously regular watermelon has bones in it for one, that's why it's bigger.
watermelons with bones are from farmers who put a little BACKBONE into it. ;)
You clearly put a SKELETON of effort into that one, and the FRUIT of your hard work has been reaped... these puns are SPINEally going somewhere!
Nothing, because watermelon don’t have bones to start with.
6:01 she might of been born on February 29th
I think July 4th will land on July 4th next year. What do you think?
Jack Stearns no the 4rd
Lol
Emily Is Loves ...
haha no its gonna happen on the 5th cuz thats my birthday and im the best person ever and i eat boneless watermelons at least 6 1/2 times a week
Hmmmmmmm I don't know
Catlady Redd here again. They even caused me to "eff" up my message to you!! Laughing and crying here. Thank you, THANK YOU!!
Number 1 she could of been born on a leap year
Hey guys, did you know that in 2019, July 4th will fall on November 14th?
The bone apple tea was a popular meme for the time the tweet went out
I may or may not have cried at "she hasn't had a birthday for at least 18 months..... And she still never goes to a club...b.bbb..." DONE XD
didn't you already do 18? I thought you did
Same lol
ⓗⓔ ⓓⓘⓓⓝⓣ
yea he did it before..
Yes he did you idiots
yea, I could've sworn that I watched another part 18
I think July 4th will fall on September 89
4TH OF JULY WILL BE ON 4TH OF JULY NEXT YEAR
GIMMIE DAT BONELESS MELON
Berghakker Playz no shit Sherlock
Berghakker Playz no I think it would be on the July 4rd
Swagin' Stuff
"4rd July"
It's *4th of July*.
No kidding... this is some deep s*** right here
"Honestly being black is a choice tbh so slavery was your own damn fault"
I NEED SOMEONE'S SHOULDER TO CRY ON I FEEL OFFENDED
You can be 18 for a year and a half... You just gotta be born on leap day/year thing idk
You would be like 73.5 years old but still it's possible
You can't lol
+ThatOneIdiot you're name says it all.
4 doesn't go into 18 so no one knows how old she is
4 doesn't go in 18? dude tf is wrong with you did you fail math?
I thought there already was a part 18 ._.
there was but it got taked down I think....
+IdeologicTube it was :(
why
+IdeologicTube why?
+Valyr Plays idk
I wonder if they got the bones out of the watermelon and put them into the bone Apple tea...
I freakin' love your narration, Danny. So funny!
I think boneless means seedless, like people say boneless bananas.
🅱️ *oneless* 🅿️ *izza*
Are you f**king minding me? Also, if seedless and boneless are the same things in this case, that doesn’t work for bananas. Bananas have seeds.
this was a long time ago but yeah from what I’ve seen on the internet I think some people/places use the word boneless to mean seedless
i have no idea why but they do
and they say boneless bananas in grocery stores to specify bananas which are grown without seeds in them. Yknow, so there’s a section for normal (seeded) bananas and a section for boneless (seedless) bananas
the bones in bone apple tea are the watermelon bones.
xD
Gimmi dat BONELESS WATERMELON!!!!🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
I didn't hear about the Paris attack in 2015
But I want a watermelon with the bones still in it!