It’ll be full of mid fifties people trying to record with their giant Samsung tablet phones in landscape with the wallet style cases that flop down, doubling the air space they take up, entirely blocking your view of the stage, after spending half a song figuring out how to switch from selfie mode.
I feel personally attacked on the tablet phone part 😂 in my defence only the wallet cases fit this stupid thing. I'm in my 30s though lol and I wouldn't be going to see Oasis.
Oasis reunion setlist: 1. Swamp Song 2. Acquiesce 3. Liam snaps and breaks a tambourine over Noel's head and leaves the stage, everything goes back to how it was before the reunion 4. I Am The Walrus
When Limmy said he hopes it badly organised - I can just see it now, £9 for a 330ml can of Asahii, shirty bouncers, multiple stops during the gig because of crowd surges, no water, 26 metric tons of plastic cups, 36 gallons of launched piss, 25 minutes late to stage, portaloo shite volcanoes filled with used jonnys, £65 for a sweatshirt that you queue 2 hours to buy and 46 recorded incidents of gbh
@@64kram I went to see AC/DC at Wembley about 15 years ago. Love the band, but most of the concert was trying to avoid getting smacked by thugs that took aversion to anyone walking past them.
We need to come together as a society to acknowledge that concerts - apart from very very small intimate ones - are actually shit and that you’re much better off investing in a good pair of speakers.
@@CyborgElbowHow is there fault they broke the internet with demand ? They get more hate then any other band on there return. No one says anything about Coldplay been absolutely atrocious and using dynamic pricing for years and swift and styles
I get filming a few bits for memories, I went to my first concert ever in June (have autism so was a big deal with the sensory aspect) and I filmed about 10 seconds of a few songs just for memories as it was my first ever concert and I love looking back on them but I can’t imagine just filming all the time
I can't wait to count how many people say the following, "they were the soundtrack of my childhood", "it's my dream to see them play live", "I saw them the first time around but the second was better", "are greggs jumbo sausage rolls getting smaller", "I've spent nearly £2k to see them tonight and it was totally worth it".
@@machiel5888 Yeah, this isn’t me being bitter towards the fan or band. My own personal opinion would have been to never get them back together professionally under the full Oasis banner. There are different Oasis periods. At the start until Tony left and Andy joined. Then the two Pauls leaving and Gem, Andy & Chris. The brothers could have joined forces with any other musicians from the streets of the public (Real People) and played for the people/public to make it relevant. Whilst loosely calling themselves Oasis and protected that history and legacy. This would allow others to experience them live. Yes, I know it sounds stupid. Fully aware.
Save your dignity and Go to any high street in the uk and watch a busker singing wonder wall on a 4 stringed acoustic guitar whilst a staffy runs around his hat full of pennys chasing its tail
It's so true, I've been to so many festivals, and when I was younger videoed quite a few, and never looked at any the videos. I never video now, and take a pic or two together with friends and will look at them, so much between better
And the "working class band" upset about the dynmatic ticketing system, despite knowing full well in their "meeting" they'd be using a dynamtic ticketing system. If they really gave shit, they could now ask ticketmaster for a list of all sales that were over the face value of a ticket, then refund everyone the difference out of their own money. But I bet they won't.
Nothing says live concert more than watching it live on your mobile, as you record that golden moment that you forgot to experience live while you were recording. At one point they paid you to be a cameraman, now you get to pay to be the cameraman.
I saw guns n roses in 2016 and we turned our phones off to just experience it, as soon as one of the big hits started a sea of mobiles rose up and filmed exactly the same thing as one another, so weird
Ye u should always start recording video in vertical and then turn it to horizontal. Then when u watch it and its on the side, u turn your phone, but the picture obviously also turns, still wrong and ure too daft to turn off auto rotate.
I find it so weird how people do this . Pay £300 for a ticket then literally watch the concert via a digital display on f***n phone . Some folk even film the giant screen😂
I do it for a few seconds just to capture a bit of the atmosphere. It’s nice to have. Although nowadays most concerts pop up online before you’re out of the venue. Genuinely don’t understand people who spend most of the gig with their phone in the air. You paid to see an act, not work as a cameraman for the night.
The fact that they already get professionally recorded and posted on the Artist's page should be more than enough reason NOT to film the whole shite going on
Don't worry it won't be the whole thing just Wonderwall and Don't Look Back In Anger and the rest of the show will be total silence with no phones up, as so many people bought tickets because of the hype not because they are huge Oasis fans.
I wonder when the betting shops will start taking bets on whether the big brother and 'Our Kid' will stay pals long enough to even play the first concert.
£400 for a ticket so a lot to live up to. When they get there they will see £400 doesn't even get a good seat, so they will be raging. Then the two old brothers won't be very good, because it's not 1996 anymore. And they will need a show full of cameos from Dave Grohl, Macca and Chris Martin, because that's what people expect now. Oasis have set themselves up for a fall with greed, can't wait!
@@forestsunset9617 why would it ruin their legacy? It’s a comeback gig, a lap of the stadium, a testimonial. The stone roses did it. They were absolutely shit. No one cared, it was the roses
Why do I get the impression that there might be a phone ban (which would be impossible at this point) or active campaign of ‘no phones’ at the Oasis gig for the authentic ‘feel’ of the concert, when the reality would be they just want every crumb of revenue possible and therefore phones would diminish this.
@@harvey_t It's the kind of thing which sounds like a clever quip if you don't think about it for more than a second. Oasis had about 20 consecutive top ten hits and many well-known songs.
Definitely a thing with phones now, I used to go to the dancing when I was younger, early nineties, late eighties, no way would I have been able to hold a phone and video myself, 😂
Glad I seen them in 97 when none of this shite was happening.. also glad the young team have been fleeced for so much cash to see them now, serves the wee fannies right since all they’re gonna do is hold their phones up like this 😂
I'm 30, love going to concerts, sports, events anything live with big crowds. The phones do my head in. They miss genuine moments in their lives to show other mongs on social media where they are for a day.
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It’ll be full of mid fifties people trying to record with their giant Samsung tablet phones in landscape with the wallet style cases that flop down, doubling the air space they take up, entirely blocking your view of the stage, after spending half a song figuring out how to switch from selfie mode.
The wallet case and the one index finger only operating technique 😂
Fucking hate those grimy wallet cases
Oops, that sounds like me, I'm 31 though 😂
Luckily I typically record 1 song for like 30 seconds- or none at all.
I feel personally attacked on the tablet phone part 😂 in my defence only the wallet cases fit this stupid thing. I'm in my 30s though lol and I wouldn't be going to see Oasis.
At least it's landscape
That phone video will never be watched ever again.
You said it 😂
except to rub the face in it of someone that couldnt get tickets
i watch my old concert videos a lot
Posted once on stories and then never to be seen again. Imagine enjoying it with your eyes THROUGH your eyes!
“Do you want to watch my video of the Oasis concert?”
“No fuck off you nonce”
Oasis reunion setlist:
1. Swamp Song
2. Acquiesce
3. Liam snaps and breaks a tambourine over Noel's head and leaves the stage, everything goes back to how it was before the reunion
4. I Am The Walrus
When Limmy said he hopes it badly organised - I can just see it now, £9 for a 330ml can of Asahii, shirty bouncers, multiple stops during the gig because of crowd surges, no water, 26 metric tons of plastic cups, 36 gallons of launched piss, 25 minutes late to stage, portaloo shite volcanoes filled with used jonnys, £65 for a sweatshirt that you queue 2 hours to buy and 46 recorded incidents of gbh
And when you get home you tweet Noel to say you want your money back, and get the reply "don't look back in anger 🤑🤑🤑"
You've never been to Wembley, have you?
Idk tbh Wembley is pretty good these days
Only 46?! 😂😂😂 brilliant
Will be about 80 minimum for a hoodie. think pints are abt 7.50-8. not too sure who’s committing GBH to wonderwall either 🤣🤣
Thanks Limmy, you just saved us all £350.
As you leave you'll realise you had more fun listening to the album in your car on the way there.
@@64kram I went to see AC/DC at Wembley about 15 years ago. Love the band, but most of the concert was trying to avoid getting smacked by thugs that took aversion to anyone walking past them.
You must be incredibly boring
😂
@@64kram You must be incredibly boring
We need to come together as a society to acknowledge that concerts - apart from very very small intimate ones - are actually shit and that you’re much better off investing in a good pair of speakers.
Its the half-hearted singing and not knowing all the words that does it for me 😆
😂 every frikn time!!
It’s the lads with the Liam haircuts who are the worst. They are absolutely clueless
@@michaelmulhall5007 About what? about what great band Oasis are?
spend half the concert with your phone up bothering everyone else to never watch the footage again
"How were they?" "Well, it was a bit difficult to see them as my phone only has a small screen."
@@weswheel4834 and the audio sounds like bass distorted farts
@@MrSnake9419 aww man, if you see my comment I must have been writing it when yours was posted 😜
Complaining about people at a concert in a years time, sad.
you're one of those people aren't you.
I love that the band just rinsed the fans for everything they could
Imagine how amazing seeing 80000 phone screens pointing at a stage would be🎉🤦♂️
they're all gonna turn up and it'll dawn on them they spent 400 quid to watch the lead singer of beady eye and the guitarist in the high flying birds.
and probably the drummer from ocean colour scene.
Yeah, 'Lion Phase' Liam would actually probably be worth the price of admission. But current day Liam? Nah m8.
@@anneominous7172lion phase? 😅 wtf
And the bass player out of the Zutons who is now the bass player in High flying birds 😅
Imagine if it was just the two brothers with a backing DJ
the footage will just be loads of phones in the air and drunks shouting
The fact Manchester had the highest priced tickets (before all the malarkey) says it all.
Theyre basically from Stockport anyway
Unless the Gallagher brothers perform Be Here Now live in full absolutely loaded on cocaine, I’m not interested in this reunion tour.
😂😂
I want an hour long version of All Around The World where they just keep doing key changes up
That sounds bloody awesome
Everything is nostalgia now. It's big business...
I remember last week, life was so much better then, it was just simpler and everyone was nicer, right?
I am sick of Politicians and Newsreaders saying how excited they are by Oasis
They might mean the drink.
I like Oasis but the Beatles-level hype is making me hate them
@@CyborgElbowHow is there fault they broke the internet with demand ? They get more hate then any other band on there return. No one says anything about Coldplay been absolutely atrocious and using dynamic pricing for years and swift and styles
I get filming a few bits for memories, I went to my first concert ever in June (have autism so was a big deal with the sensory aspect) and I filmed about 10 seconds of a few songs just for memories as it was my first ever concert and I love looking back on them but I can’t imagine just filming all the time
I can't wait to count how many people say the following, "they were the soundtrack of my childhood", "it's my dream to see them play live", "I saw them the first time around but the second was better", "are greggs jumbo sausage rolls getting smaller", "I've spent nearly £2k to see them tonight and it was totally worth it".
🤢
honestly, if they enjoy it that much, good on them.
@@machiel5888 Yeah, this isn’t me being bitter towards the fan or band.
My own personal opinion would have been to never get them back together professionally under the full Oasis banner. There are different Oasis periods. At the start until Tony left and Andy joined. Then the two Pauls leaving and Gem, Andy & Chris.
The brothers could have joined forces with any other musicians from the streets of the public (Real People) and played for the people/public to make it relevant. Whilst loosely calling themselves Oasis and protected that history and legacy. This would allow others to experience them live.
Yes, I know it sounds stupid. Fully aware.
There’s some black mirror levels to this, never mind the Rambo knife
Save your dignity and Go to any high street in the uk and watch a busker singing wonder wall on a 4 stringed acoustic guitar whilst a staffy runs around his hat full of pennys chasing its tail
Boss haha
😂
I hope Corden comes on stage and sings with them
🤞😁🤞
lol
Corden who?
Corden.
_James_ Corden.
License to cringe.
Or even the people that actually want to see with their own eyes have their view blocked by other people holding up their phones.
That’s not an “or”, that’s a definite “and”.
What are you talking about? Nobody watches a gig with their own eyes anymore
@@jamesmullen3601 Perhaps. The "concert" may as well be a Zoom call that begins with Liam and Noel arguing over who gets to take charge 😂
They'll be a guy 👦 outside the gig giving away free Pagers no doubt 😵
I'm gonna take my selfie stick.
Just an ordinary selfie stick? You can lvl up by getting one of those spinny helmet mounts, so the stick can spin 360 around u
@@thejoe9065 good shout but I don't wanna mess my hair up.
😂😂
No phone, just a selfie stick. Hardcore man 🤘
It's so true, I've been to so many festivals, and when I was younger videoed quite a few, and never looked at any the videos. I never video now, and take a pic or two together with friends and will look at them, so much between better
Richard E Grant watches Oasis.
For £355 you can buy a bottle of Oasis every day for a year (almost)
😂🎉
'They wool be daying that' 2:13
"ow fek, I look like that as well" is so, so true.
I ain't being smug, but gigs were better when some idiot got hit by a party four just behind you at Knebworth.
And the "working class band" upset about the dynmatic ticketing system, despite knowing full well in their "meeting" they'd be using a dynamtic ticketing system. If they really gave shit, they could now ask ticketmaster for a list of all sales that were over the face value of a ticket, then refund everyone the difference out of their own money.
But I bet they won't.
Liam's never had a job.
Noel brown nosed Blaire.
As a double act they sum up our culture.
Shite.
Yeah hell yeah I’ll be recording every second. Watching that shit again in twenty years.
Nothing says live concert more than watching it live on your mobile, as you record that golden moment that you forgot to experience live while you were recording. At one point they paid you to be a cameraman, now you get to pay to be the cameraman.
I saw them in 2002 and they sounded shite then. That was for £28.50.
Always thought they were w*nk, the c*nts look like they're from Thunderbirds.
Yeah but you could buy a house for that in 2002
@@ianandy1234 yes, I was 15 with a paper round, had several properties AND was going to concerts left, right and centre.
@@Takeabowson1986 chad grinding mentality based
I saw guns n roses in 2016 and we turned our phones off to just experience it, as soon as one of the big hits started a sea of mobiles rose up and filmed exactly the same thing as one another, so weird
Take a photo. Done. Hate people that live with their phone in their hand or turn it around to their face😂😂
"We do it for the memories"... Even though we were never present when we were there! Yaaaaaaay 👏👏👏
Limmy is still pissed that while everyone was listening to Oasis he was still obsessing over Bros.
Everything spot on, except for the horizontal phone at the start.
Ye u should always start recording video in vertical and then turn it to horizontal. Then when u watch it and its on the side, u turn your phone, but the picture obviously also turns, still wrong and ure too daft to turn off auto rotate.
you know its bad when Nicky Clarke is doing your barnet
i just realised 'nowaysis' are going to have to take a break from their butlins residency to hit the road again.
😂😂😂😂
The people who’ve paid to see a sea of phones. Can’t wait to see it. 🎉😂
Oasis should have put a no phone policy caution for people when paying tickets to single out the day trippers
Spot on my man spot on it's going to be " WANK"
Its the 28th Anniversary of When Oasis were Any Good Tour
With the flash on as well as they point their phone at the biggest light show ever.
He's getting some decent milage out of the Oasis reunion
don’t need to go anymore, I have the full experience right here, thank you limmy! I can eat this month!
ageless insight from mr anti meal deal scot jock daddy
I find it so weird how people do this . Pay £300 for a ticket then literally watch the concert via a digital display on f***n phone . Some folk even film the giant screen😂
Plenty of £1k iPhones covered in piss, guaranteed
I do it for a few seconds just to capture a bit of the atmosphere. It’s nice to have. Although nowadays most concerts pop up online before you’re out of the venue.
Genuinely don’t understand people who spend most of the gig with their phone in the air. You paid to see an act, not work as a cameraman for the night.
youst to love them. Now they just bore the fuckin tears out of me
YOUST?!
intrusive thoughts kicking in right on schedule i see
Thats pretty on point that,fcking unreal.😂
I'll take a couple of pictures when I'm at a concert but then the phone is away for the rest of the time.
So real that it hurts..
The fact that they already get professionally recorded and posted on the Artist's page should be more than enough reason NOT to film the whole shite going on
Full of middle-aged lads chiseled up.
Excellent work
Don't worry it won't be the whole thing just Wonderwall and Don't Look Back In Anger and the rest of the show will be total silence with no phones up, as so many people bought tickets because of the hype not because they are huge Oasis fans.
"Where's guigsy, is he not coming?"
😮 good point,... well put!!
I was gonna see them once, and they cancelled it. Then they split up. Not falling for that again.
(Yeah, I know, don't look back in anger)
I wonder when the betting shops will start taking bets on whether the big brother and 'Our Kid' will stay pals long enough to even play the first concert.
I nearly saw them by accident when I saw REM, but they pulled out as the support act and The Beautiful South performed instead.
£400 for a ticket so a lot to live up to. When they get there they will see £400 doesn't even get a good seat, so they will be raging. Then the two old brothers won't be very good, because it's not 1996 anymore. And they will need a show full of cameos from Dave Grohl, Macca and Chris Martin, because that's what people expect now. Oasis have set themselves up for a fall with greed, can't wait!
Where’s the fall? They’ll make millions and millions knowing it’s all a bit of a smash and grab. They’re laughing pal
@@CharlieCoops not if it ruins the legacy
@@forestsunset9617 why would it ruin their legacy? It’s a comeback gig, a lap of the stadium, a testimonial. The stone roses did it. They were absolutely shit. No one cared, it was the roses
@@CharlieCoops I saw the Roses and people did care, plus they didn't rip off fans.
Why do I get the impression that there might be a phone ban (which would be impossible at this point) or active campaign of ‘no phones’ at the Oasis gig for the authentic ‘feel’ of the concert, when the reality would be they just want every crumb of revenue possible and therefore phones would diminish this.
Heaton park will definitely be a shitshow. One small tent for drinks. One toilet.
Can't wait to do all that sound great,I,m going to use an ipad though for the bigger picture 'see you there Limmy!
you're correct except the camera filming orientation at the start.
crowd will be elderly and flatulent
Like taking a video of a firework display.... Defeats the purpose in every conceivable way.
This will maybe definitely happen at the oasis concerts
I've been an oasis fan for the past 8 years (I'm 18), and I really wanted to go, but it's these people that stopped me from going.
Can wait until the brothers fight on stage at show one snd the entire tour ends
The portrait angle is more accurate
Limmy no word of a lie this is genuine, I’ve got a stalker and he’s a fan of yours.
Dinghy Refugees should get in free ❤
We all sing ' don't look back in anger' fondly for 2017
They are from war zones...haven't they suffered enough?
Unemployed council house dwellers should pay the most.
That's you isn't it?
The video will cost them extra in storage , yet will never be downloaded or watched again .
He's sucking the joy out of something that hasn't even happened yet
😂😂😂😂
Yeah, great isn't it? 😂
Yep :)
Oasis did that already selling tickets for £400
That’s my boy ! 😂
Moments became pokemon.
Limmy singing the only two oasis songs he knows
Do Oasis fans know more than two?
@@scruffybones321 how’s that got 6 likes
@@scruffybones321yes
@@harvey_t It's the kind of thing which sounds like a clever quip if you don't think about it for more than a second. Oasis had about 20 consecutive top ten hits and many well-known songs.
@@stevenwriteswebsite all their albums were number 1's 🤷
If he wants badly organised Heaton Park will provide this.
He's not wrang!
Definitely a thing with phones now, I used to go to the dancing when I was younger, early nineties, late eighties, no way would I have been able to hold a phone and video myself, 😂
Definitely make sure you’re filming it in portrait mode 😂
pay for it, do what you want... it's that simple
This will *definitely* happen?! Well, *maybe* it will…
The mark of a true Oasis fan is knowing less than 1/3 of the lyrics to less than 1/3 of the songs.
Glad I seen them in 97 when none of this shite was happening.. also glad the young team have been fleeced for so much cash to see them now, serves the wee fannies right since all they’re gonna do is hold their phones up like this 😂
I'll be amazed if Liam and Noel don't fall out and cancel the reunion by the time these gigs start
And that's just Liam.
I got tickets in 15 minutes on the presale ballot, going the first night right up in the stands. Might not even take my phone tbh
This is why I hate social media
It will be a f*cking nightmare, glad I didn’t get any in the end as it will be a sea of iPhones.
Even if they do get a good video. The sound is always a horrendous crackle
300 quid for a crackly video 😂
I'm 30, love going to concerts, sports, events anything live with big crowds. The phones do my head in. They miss genuine moments in their lives to show other mongs on social media where they are for a day.
Same mongs who queued up for the clot shots!
‘Working class heroes’ Oasis absolutely rinsed their fans then joked about it.
there not even working class 😂 there mega rich kids pretended to be poor to get famous…
Narcissism killed the vibe of gigs long ago
Can't wait to watch 5000 videos of blurry shaky footage of some vaguely human figures on a stage with the sound drowned out by drunk people screaming.
Went to see Arab Strap last night and the lady in front of me was checking her Barclays bank account and doing that. 😂
Too funny, some of your best work there.
We were having a great night until the battery ran out on my phone!
We're out of coke tour 2024
They could make it like the 90s and make it a mobile free gig but then they'd be playing for an entire audience with smartphone separation anxiety 😬