Would honestly be surprised if this cracks 2k views because it’s just me yapping about nonsense but whatever 🤷🏽♂️ like the vid if you like throwback pods like this otherwise, another FRESH HOT pod tomorrow 🤙🏽 p.s. members knew this was dropping, become a member and support the show for $1 ruclips.net/channel/UCGO_tbgYqc9IAhfGAfcK2Bgjoin
these random yapping pods fill a completely different niche for me that i love. rather than the pop-culture ones where i’m hearing new opinions about something i’m (usually) already familiar with, these are more of an adventure since i can toss one on and have no damn clue where it’s gonna go lol
I drove for DoorDash for a little bit and people ordered wild shit through DoorDash 🤦🏾♂️ condoms, lube, plan b’s, pregnancy tests. I even had one lady send food to her house just for me to make sure her boyfriend wasn’t there with another woman 💀😂
Every single time you drop one of these “old episodes I liked” videos it makes me wish I was here for some of these. It’s like watching a dragon ball clip while watching dragon ball z
Good story here, hope to hear more of these in the future! I had some weird experiences doordashing, but nothing as awkward as that. Best memory was delivering to a wealthy suburb and getting caught in a street fair. I arrived to the house about 45 minutes late, and the customer tipped me $20 for the inconvenience.
That Plan B story is amazing!! 😂😂 I was dying at my desk at work. I'm addicted to your rap pods but you're about to make me expand my horizons lol. 👍🏽😊
As someone who works in Sales, people being unnecessarily difficult is normal but annoying. Also what a story that last one was lol. It just never ended and I can't imagine how stressful that was. And the fact that was all in the same day, damn
An episode like this is great now and then. On the first story, I remember myself back when I was working minimum wage jobs and was a real rules follower because of dumb and wrong ideas about my "responsibility" lol. So I can totally see myself being that girl because "our manager said we're not supposed to so I can't!" Not today, though. If, God help me, I had to do fast food work just to bring money in, the only rules I'd be a stickler for are food safety and physical safety. I think the third story is the best one, because that's chapter 1 of a whole ass *story* that's just about to unfold. Also, the reason a store puts a lock on anything is: it's a high shoplifting target.
When you said 5 cars were at this how i assumed it was a Train that happened 😂 But CLEARLY somebody there was fucking who they weren't supposed to be 😂 Keep the story times. They're hilarious.
As a newer fan who hasn’t scoured much of the older content yet, these stories made me cackle out loud, dude. Also the amount of times my ADHD brain has interrupted me in the middle of focusing on something important to sing *Derapyyyyyy* this week is probably embarrassing. Really enjoying your content! Keep it coming ☀️
I used to do DoorDash too loved when they almost called the cops on me when they thought I stole an order I was literally in the drive thru picking up crazy times
I actually love this concept of forcing the old eps on us because I listened to a super old one a couple of weeks ago. It was about you all working from home and idk it was cute and relatable. Love this ideaaa 17:07 editor D doing the most lol
Mane ever since they passed that bill I can’t even doordash anymore, they taxed me half my damn profits last year which basically equated to me making barely a dollar on every single run before tips, and you know mf ain’t even tipping no more because the economy. The ONE hustle I had besides eBay that had genuine dividends was graped by the greedy ass federal government smh 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
I'm new and caught into your page during the Kendrick Drake beef. This whole video had me dying because I'd be equally as petty with the employee when picking up the order 😂
I don't usually comment on videos but dude, I love your podcast. Your storytelling and humor make everything so entertaining. Guess I'll have to look into older episodes lol
Please go ahead and post more stories like this! They may not perform as well as the rap content but this is the type of shit the Internet was really made for.
This is so funny because I had to go to shop a prrgnancy test last week lol. When I pulled up to the house the lady was outside waiting for me in the driveway 😂
Freddys can’t be setting that precedent bro. Like you hand one dude his DoorDash order through the drive through, then they all want their order through that window
enjoyed the episode and I'm not mad about this.. BUT, when I saw the title I thought it was about Megan's song Plan B. I think the bait and switch on me deserves a some Stallion sound bytes from ya. But also im greedy hehe
Would honestly be surprised if this cracks 2k views because it’s just me yapping about nonsense but whatever 🤷🏽♂️
like the vid if you like throwback pods like this
otherwise, another FRESH HOT pod tomorrow 🤙🏽
p.s. members knew this was dropping, become a member and support the show for $1
ruclips.net/channel/UCGO_tbgYqc9IAhfGAfcK2Bgjoin
Keep yap ranting 🗣️
these random yapping pods fill a completely different niche for me that i love. rather than the pop-culture ones where i’m hearing new opinions about something i’m (usually) already familiar with, these are more of an adventure since i can toss one on and have no damn clue where it’s gonna go lol
Derapy out here ruining one man's whole day for $20 🤣🤣
this made me sub and store the link in my 200 chrome tabs for later XD
more yap pls
Everytime you talk about where your from, the city chages. And its my favorite running gag from this show.
🤫
$20 to DoorDash a Plan B has to be the most passive form of bounty hunting that exists
That is a crazy comment😭😭😭
This episode made me realize I could listen to any random ass story you tell 🤣
Exactly what I was hoping to hear lol
Bro walkin in the store like "Sometimes you just gotta pop out and show people"
They thought they wouldn’t have to see me lol
Im glad youtube recommended your kendrick beef videos, you’ve quickly become one of my favorite channels.
Let’s goooooooo
I drove for DoorDash for a little bit and people ordered wild shit through DoorDash 🤦🏾♂️ condoms, lube, plan b’s, pregnancy tests. I even had one lady send food to her house just for me to make sure her boyfriend wasn’t there with another woman 💀😂
Why am I cracking up picturing you slowly backing through a doorway as you stare down a fast food worker 😂😂😂 Priceless!
I thought this was gonna be about Plan B by Megan thee Stallion 😭🤣
😂😂😂
Ha! Same
He’s no messenger boy, he’s the delivery boy
Every single time you drop one of these “old episodes I liked” videos it makes me wish I was here for some of these. It’s like watching a dragon ball clip while watching dragon ball z
You honestly have a standup comedian cadence in the way you tell these stories. Like it’s genuinely really well timed and everything 😂
I'm cracking up cause when I was younger I'd have been thay kid that just wanted to help 🤣
Definitely keep these coming! Love the stories!
4:25 Kendrick would be proud of you 😂😂
Good story here, hope to hear more of these in the future!
I had some weird experiences doordashing, but nothing as awkward as that. Best memory was delivering to a wealthy suburb and getting caught in a street fair. I arrived to the house about 45 minutes late, and the customer tipped me $20 for the inconvenience.
This is so nice lol. I would not have expected extra compensation. People often surprise you with their kindness tho
Yeah I like these keep dropping em
7:35 ah, see, this is actually one of the most time-honored reasons for having children: free labor source
Was going through your episode logs and tbh I love these types of episodes they’re so chill
WHAT?! Is probably the most threatening thing to hear in the distance. But hey, $20 is $20.
Getting a derapy drop right after work is a blessing
💯💯💯 so true
I listen to a lot at work I really appreciate that there’s no visualizers so I know I’m not missing anything
By far one of my favorite of ur videos
Only like 3 mins in and it’s already another Derapy Classic
Bro you’re such a good storyteller bc why I was scared for you in the plan b story 😭
I was legitimately scared lmao
LMAO lost it at the contemplation of starting a life or ending one 💀
That Plan B story is amazing!! 😂😂 I was dying at my desk at work. I'm addicted to your rap pods but you're about to make me expand my horizons lol. 👍🏽😊
Describing yourself as “perturbed” 😂😂😂
As someone who works in Sales, people being unnecessarily difficult is normal but annoying.
Also what a story that last one was lol. It just never ended and I can't imagine how stressful that was. And the fact that was all in the same day, damn
Insane work
I LIKE IT ITS LIKE DOORDASH STORYTIMES
You just KNOW she turned down like 5 other dashers that same night and they opted to cancel the order instead of walk in
Great episode, we need more of your life stories.
An episode like this is great now and then. On the first story, I remember myself back when I was working minimum wage jobs and was a real rules follower because of dumb and wrong ideas about my "responsibility" lol. So I can totally see myself being that girl because "our manager said we're not supposed to so I can't!" Not today, though. If, God help me, I had to do fast food work just to bring money in, the only rules I'd be a stickler for are food safety and physical safety. I think the third story is the best one, because that's chapter 1 of a whole ass *story* that's just about to unfold. Also, the reason a store puts a lock on anything is: it's a high shoplifting target.
When you said 5 cars were at this how i assumed it was a Train that happened 😂
But CLEARLY somebody there was fucking who they weren't supposed to be 😂
Keep the story times. They're hilarious.
that last story was crazy
You couldn’t write it lol
The Target story is soo funny and accurate
It’s insane. You couldn’t write it
As a newer fan who hasn’t scoured much of the older content yet, these stories made me cackle out loud, dude. Also the amount of times my ADHD brain has interrupted me in the middle of focusing on something important to sing *Derapyyyyyy* this week is probably embarrassing. Really enjoying your content! Keep it coming ☀️
Dude this was gold. The edits add even more to the commentary
Your editing style is so unique and I like it
this was hype ngl
Thank you!
These are some straight shenanigans 😂
Bruh I feel like mans is the best kind of Christian that actually makes me want to go back to church lol
Go back to church. It’s never too late friend
The drivethrough story was such a vibe 😂
I was legitimately upset 😂
0:50 so close to greatness
I used to do DoorDash too loved when they almost called the cops on me when they thought I stole an order I was literally in the drive thru picking up crazy times
Yes thank you Mr. Derapy
15:58 💀💀
I actually love this concept of forcing the old eps on us because I listened to a super old one a couple of weeks ago. It was about you all working from home and idk it was cute and relatable. Love this ideaaa
17:07 editor D doing the most lol
brother won’t give me a break
Ok, I was rocking with the outro until the Hulk Hogan bar 🙄😂
😂😂😂
i need more of these stories
I have so many
I worked at Freddys for a few years and I can say for sure that we could hand things through the drive thru, she was just being lazy
And it was raining. Lol insane
This was a fun episode. The drive through story was quite funny.
Yo please release more like these it’s too funny🙏🏾
Heard.
What a blessing! I laughed harder than I ought to given that I'm listening to this while I'm at work (in a non profit office). 🎉🎉🎉
Out here bringing out the legacy catalog 😂😂 I'm so here for it
This is working at a health department levels of chaos right here
the first story funny asf
Mane ever since they passed that bill I can’t even doordash anymore, they taxed me half my damn profits last year which basically equated to me making barely a dollar on every single run before tips, and you know mf ain’t even tipping no more because the economy. The ONE hustle I had besides eBay that had genuine dividends was graped by the greedy ass federal government smh 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
God I hate taxes lol
@@Derapy Uncle Sam really need therapy
Sometimes you gotta pop out and show workers, certified dasher he’s the one that up the score with em
This is the greatest thing ever 😭😭😭😭😭
Bruh 😂 these are too good. More people better tune into this one , thank you for the laughs during a shit time Derapy lol
Gotchu 🤝
This was great 😂 pls do this more
Im vibin wit your channel regardless of what you discuss
Love seeing this
this is the funniest thing ive ever listened to
DoorDash is the gateway to the Strangers and Freaks side quests(from GTA V)of the real world
Hahaha
yes please upload more! you have a very fun way of telling the stories, plus it will be extra end music for us!!
Noted.
Different types of derapy content YES SIR
This was hilarious 😂😂
I'm new and caught into your page during the Kendrick Drake beef. This whole video had me dying because I'd be equally as petty with the employee when picking up the order 😂
I don't usually comment on videos but dude, I love your podcast. Your storytelling and humor make everything so entertaining. Guess I'll have to look into older episodes lol
Let’s gooooooooooo
17:25 YO GOD DAMMM CHILDISH GAMBINO TYPE SHIT
Please go ahead and post more stories like this! They may not perform as well as the rap content but this is the type of shit the Internet was really made for.
Also on our first date my partner told me about the time he delivered pizza to a trap house and it was delightful.
😂😂😂
This is so funny because I had to go to shop a prrgnancy test last week lol. When I pulled up to the house the lady was outside waiting for me in the driveway 😂
nah i never want to order delivery food unless it's raining but then i gotta feel bad bc i want to order food while it's raining :(
Ay you gotta eat. I get it lol
Freddys can’t be setting that precedent bro. Like you hand one dude his DoorDash order through the drive through, then they all want their order through that window
@@408nickanthony I get it
It was raining tho lol
We definitely want more of your favorite episodes 🫡
yo this was good I'd watch more of this Derapy - I followed bc of the kendrick lore but this is fire
I love finding your channel. This episode was really funny. 👍🏾
Ayyyy thanks! Sub for more!
actually very cool episode, i loved it
Please do more stories 😂
U the goat btw
trying
Man, you already my favourite
And the bars at the end 🔥🔥🔥🔥🕺🏿
i love your editing bro
@@ac1dnet thanks bro
I have so many crazy doordash stories bro, I did over 5000 orders for them and I think we could do some subscriber stories for doordash 😂
please do give us more of your favorites, listening while gaming has become a staple the past few months
@@sway_jpeg I gotchu
Keep ‘em up shit was funny
goated podcast.
goated comment.
😂😂 the editor
He’s a riot lol
m night shyamalan level twist at the end
Absolute madness
Ironically I was tempted to start instacarting. This video feels like a sign to start today 😂😁
Do it lol
This was great storytelling haha
😁
enjoyed the episode and I'm not mad about this.. BUT, when I saw the title I thought it was about Megan's song Plan B. I think the bait and switch on me deserves a some Stallion sound bytes from ya. But also im greedy hehe
Keep the blessings coming
They won’t stop
More dd stories are required
Amazing 😭
Thank you 😭
I thought another diss track dropped.
Hey! people have done worse things for 20 dollars, man.
Oh I’m sure
watchable
Thought it was about Meg's banger 😢
not at all lol
Haha this is mad funny you should repost more "greatest hits" of yours from the past
Will do!