If you disturb a wasp or bee nest take several steps away and stand motionless. They follow the air currents left behind you as you run. If you remain still they can't find you and you'll only get stung by the 1 or 2 that accidentally fly into you. That advise from my greatgrandfather has saved me from being stung many times.
Dude I wish my dad had known this before he jumped off a three story roof to get away from a whole nest of bees he accidentally disturbed while doing a roof in the early 90s. He was deathly allergic and this is pre EpiPen so he figured he'd risk jumping and possibly dying rather than getting stung and definitely dying. He broke both legs all the way up to his knees and was unable to walk for a year and a half. He gained 100 lbs that he could never get rid of fully and it caused the former amateur tennis player and coach all sorts of health problems and eventually led to an early death at 53.
@@notanotherfuckingnikkiMy condolences! As the OP said, you'll still likely get stung by 1 or 2, so your dad would have likely died that day without the jump. So, not that good advice for the allergic.
Facts 💯 Mountain lions are all fans of Michael Jackson so they won't attack if you moonwalk, though grabbing your crotch and going "hee-hee!" may startle them
@@neilbufton2926True but recently, in Nebraska there’s been a mountain lion in the area where I live in. So that’s there habitat yes, but they can move around
Zigzag is the best way to lose them. If I was near the sea though, I reckon I could lose bees or mozzies. They’d soon be well out of their comfort zone, the further out to sea I got.
Hi! Elevator inspector here. There are two main types of elevator, hydraulic and traction. With a hydraulic elevator, you are supported by a hydraulic piston that pushes the car up by pumping hydraulic fluid into the jack. If that system ever fails and the elevator falls, it will not be fast enough to cause any serious injury. A traction. Elevator is the one everyone thinks of when asked how an elevator works. The elevator car is suspended on a minimum of 3 braided steel ropes, all of which can support the weight of a fully loaded car, by themselves. Those rope travel up the hoistway to the machine room, to the motor with a big, grooved wheel called a Sheave. The ropes travel over the sheave, in the grooves, and back down the hoistway, to the counterweight. The couterweight weighs the same as a fully loaded car. Now, if by some chance of fate all of the ropes break on the elevator, there is a separate rope, called the governor rope, this rope is attached to the governor, which monitors the speed of the car. If the car exceeds the rated speed by a certain amount, it atomatically sets the breaks and stops the car. There is also a break that keeps the car from travelling, unintentionally, in the upward direction (this means that the counterweight is pulling the car upward). This is the more likely scenario of an elevator "falling". They fall up, because the car, with you on it, weighs less than the counterweight. So laying on your back will not do you much good as you will likely be thrown into the ceiling of the car, regardless. If all of the safeties fail and the ropes all snap, and the car does fall, it will either be from not very high up (one or two stories) or it will be from the top of a high rise. In one case, you wont have time to lie down and in the other, it won't make any difference from that height. Now, all that said, elevators are the absolute, safest ways to travel. The likelyhood of any of these things actually happening is very low. Escalators on the other hand, are meat grinders and should be completely done away with. Do not walk up or down them. Do not jump on them. Do not do anything other than stand on them, and even then, pray that they are well maintained, because a step can still fall out from under you and suck you into the inner workings. They do not stop on a dime, even when the emergency stop button is pushed, because it would through all the other passengers off their feet. Anyway, all that to say that laying on your back will do nothing in the event you are falling in an elevator.
Fire Alarm Technician here. If you’re on an elevator when a fire breaks out and the breaker shunts you’re going to cook in an oven. There is no escape those hatches you see in the movies, no no.
@@waynegreen4972guess everyone with carpet is screwed then. Also I thought that was because microwaves. Also most phones exteriors aren't made of metal.
Here are some very good tips 1. NEVER drink from an open punch bowl 2.never leave your drink unattended EVER 3.if you do leave your drink unattended do not continue to drink from it 4:edit: I almost forgot this one when driving if anyone throws something onto your windshield like eggs or something DO NOT STOP they are probably trying to steal your car or kidnap you or something and don’t try to use your windshield wipers or stop to clean it unless it is absolutely safe to do so.
@@pandabugg5472until, blinded by the yolk on your windscreen, you slam into your National Olympic Walking Team and put poor little Jimmy into a wheelchair for the next 25 years.
A guy's drink tastes kinda salty. Now dizzy, he leaves the bar, coming face to face with a mountain lion. While walking away backwards, he stumbles into a bee hive, angering them. Tries running to no avail, then carjacks someone. Flies through the windshield when the driver intentionally crashes at an intersection. Haven't figured out how to involve all the other stuff, so please, someone, try!
I'll see if I can continue it He then wakes up, he seems to be in his room. All of a sudden, he smells gas, he remembers that you shouldn't turn on the light switch if you smell that so he walks away. He hears a noise downstairs, he lived alone. He went down and someone tried to kill him, then, he scratches that person. Now holding the DNA of his attacker, he goes to the police. The police tell him to go to floor -2 but he had to use the 'elevator' to get there. Sadly, the 'elevator' broke down and was falling further into the ground. The man led on his back knowing that it saves lots of lives. Luckly, he survived. And the thing is, he was subscribed to @infointeriged, that's how he knew these life hacks
I have heard that beeing chased by a swarm of bees or wasps you should run into a pitch black room as they dont follow you there. Not sure i want to give the theory a test run though😂
@@Asharru They can only fly if there's light, scientists tested this and turned off the lights, all the bees in the container stopped flying, they don't know why, but little fact. 👍 [From a video don't ask-]
If you’re at a party, don’t take a drink from anyone, make sure you get it yourself. And your drink should never leave your sight, because someone might put something in it while you aren’t looking.
My great uncle turned lights on when he had a gas leak. Amazingly he survived and the only real bad burns he got were on his hands and he got blinded in one eye. He was in his early 80s at the time too.
@@westerlywinds5684that would be equally as useless as having the lights off. That’s just dark with extra steps Okay well he deleted it but he said he’d use a lighter that doesn’t spark
It's true! I often play with my cat like this. Whenever he's in a playful mood, he'll often wait until I'm walking/running in a direction where he is out of sight, then he'll pounce, grab, and gently nibble my leg. Trust me, if mountain lions -- or any other felines -- are similar, you will lose if you try to run away with your back facing them. They will not gently nibble you.
No joke, that's actually my plan. My dashboard is made of slotted angle, and covered with live wires and hot coolant lines. At least I'll just hit the steering wheel! X3
@@EmilMujanoviccars have crumble zones (or whatever tf it’s called), you have a really high chance of living a car crash if you’re wearing your seatbelt, the problem begins if the person carjacking you is still alive after the crash.
@@BobbyEmerson-ek6hb idk about you but I find it more sad that me and a family member I barley remember are forced to engage in conversation just because even though they don't have anything to say most of the time and it's just awkward silence until one you leaves first or cuz most of the teen parties I attended always had someone drunk or high off their a*s so it's best to stay home for me personally. I don't think it's sad at all in fact I think it's smarter and less draining mind you
You don’t always know it’s there. For instance, my mom was mowing the lawn when she hit an underground wasp nest. She got swarmed and stung like ten times, but it was impossible to see it until it was too late.
@@Sniperboy5551same here. I was doing yard work with headphones in and i stepped on a yellow jacket nest and they tore me the fuck up. Couldn't out run em or anything. Got inside, slammed the door and like 2 or 3 got in. Yellow jacket nests are the worst since they live underground. Literally undetectable until u get them riled up.
If you are being chased or followed by another car. Do not go home or where you work. Attempt to drive like you are oblivious, call 911, explain the situation and follow their instruction. Source, my mom witnessed a person being attacked, they set out to chase, she did not lead them to our house or where she frequents
We just had a family carjacked in their own driveway because the carjackers followed them home from the grocery store. Pay attention to ALL traffic, not just the cars in front of you.
@maidenminnesota1 exactly! I'm fortunate that my father is retired military so for all my upbringing, he would constantly remind my sister and I to always practice situational awareness.
as the follower not the followee....let them know you know what there up to....look out the window at them ....most rely on being anonymous let them know you know.....if your not sure head to a pair of roundabouts and continue to do laps they will either follow or give up and leave...if they continue to do laps with you then you know this is a high alert problem and prepare yourself for a servival situation..then call the cops,look for a way out they dont expect..(a fence you could ram to escape...this is your last card you play ) and honk your horn consistently turn on your high beams and hazard lights to draw attention to yourself..dont let them make you a victim ...be a
That's what happened to my dad when we left my grandmother's house. We were being followed on Christmas Eve in 2021, and my dad kept driving around the place but never going home. We drove around the neighborhood and the alleyways within it. It felt like forever, and eventually, we couldn't see the car following us. We were able to get them off our tail, and we went home. But just to be safe, my dad was watching while outside we were unloading the presents from the car. We were moving really fast to get them in the house along with our few pets in the car. My dad had his concealed carry on him, too. That was pretty scary if you asked me. I'm glad my dad did what he did since he was taught that back then when that ever happens. It was smart to do that.
Do not throw rocks at an anaconda (that is blocking a path) untill it disapears into the jungle. It hasnt gone away, it is just waiting for you to run past before striking at you. 45 years later and I still shudder from the memory of that near death event.
I like how a lot of these tips tell you not to do one thing, but don't give a good solution afterwards. "If you disturb a bee or wasp nest, don't run for water." Ok but what do I do then? "If your drink is too salty, stop drinking." Most people that are trying to drug you will get you drunk before drugging you. It makes the drug act faster, and you are less aware of the drug in your drink. My best advice is to not go to parties or places you don't trust, or go with people you don't trust.
The elevator one is actually false. In long falls, you will be trapped against the ceiling, unable to move. It’s the impact with the ground from the ceiling that kills. The floor will be a jumbled mess of pointy debris, and the elevator will most likely accordion, meaning the sides will burst out and the ceiling will shove you into that floor. If that’s not bad enough, the cables falling above the elevator will hit, completely crushing you under their weight. That’s 1.85 lbs per foot, and in a tall building, that will add up. A story is 14 feet. That’s 26 lbs per floor. That means in a 5 story building, you’ve got 130 lbs of cable falling on the elevator. That means for the World Trade Center, you’ve got over a 2 tons of cable weight falling on you. (2771.3 lbs, approximately.) In short falls, jump instead. My grandfather survived a falling elevator with only two broken elbows. He said he waited until the last moment to jump, and credits that jump for saving his life. As a paramedic, I have responded to two elevator calls, both for stuck elevators. First one was a simple matter of prying the doors open and helping the passengers up onto the floor. The second was stuck exactly between floors, Which we refer to as a perfect fit. To rescue the passengers, we rappelled down to the elevator from a higher floor, pried open the hatch, and harnessed a passenger to ourselves before being pulled back up to the floor. I got sent down to tend to a passenger who thought he was having a heart attack. I ruled it a panic attack after checking his vitals. One harness ride later, we both were on the upper floor and I was able to confirm the diagnosis with my equipment. I see it as a fun rescue.
How would one know when to jump though? It’s not like there are windows in the falling elevator. You have no idea when you are almost ready to hit the ground.
You'd think in large buildings there would be some brakes every few floors to catch it in the case of an emergency. Like the sections on roller coasters that slow you down.
Yep my sister had a salty drink after her husband was suppose to be watching it, one sip n 10 minutes later dragging her to the car, lucky we we're there
I'm glad your sister is okay. I just researched why this was said since it wasn't explained in the video. Apparently the drug GHB can be salty tasting. Among other effects, it relaxes, disinhibits, and makes people more social.
Old club rule. If you put down a drink, get a new one. Back in the Limelight days, this was a rampant necessity. That club got shut down at least twice a month for drugs
@@mrcead same advice I gave my neice once she turned 21, what I added on to that is never trust your friend to watch your drink. It only takes like two seconds of not paying attention for someone to slip something.
My freaind what nails are song has every single human on earth, and every single human in the state long nails so that they can protect me bc im short:
Once pur Dog, Spunky (RIP), barked and barked. My mother was outside, doing something in the garden. She shouted for him to stop. Usually that works, but this time it doesn't. After 20 minutes she had enough and went outside, bc she thought he has to went to the bathroom (our garden, of course). Nope. He stands in the kitchen, in front of the oven... And barked the hell out of everything around 2 miles. The oven had a gas leak... So my mother turned the gas cap off, took the dog and ran outside, leaving all doors open for ventilation. Nothing happened. At least she lives right next to the local fire station. 😂🔥
"If you accidentally mess with a beehive, find another beehive and smash it right by both of the bees nests. Both hives will start attacking each other while you make your escape."
Grape soda, loganberry soda… a cocktail made with some sort of blue and red drinks mixed together, a drink that combines flavored simple syrup and turns purple. Why are we avoiding this color? Are you saying don’t let anyone bring you a purple fizzy drink? I’m confused lol
As a beekeeper, I can confirm that bees have solid memories, and they know who you are if they’ve met you before….they just aren’t great with names, so they’ll call you “buddy” or “friend” or “sweetheart” or “bucko” until they hear someone else say your name. They’re not rude. But they’re also very busy & they don’t have time for our shit. I never wear beekeeping gear, I very rarely get stung…when I do it’s because of a mistake I’ve made…but I’ve also stood in the middle of thousands of bees & never been chased, even when they don’t understand why I opened up their home & started poking around in there. I handle them all the time because I’m an idiot. My nieces swim in my pool every day for hours during the summer…never chased, never stung. Bees are never waiting around, sighing & looking at their watches while tapping their feet, just waiting for them to get out of the water so they can sting them. Maybe my bees just aren’t assholes, I dunno.
@DrAnderson1 I really like that imagery in the last part of your comment. Now all I can imagine is a bunch of bees anxiously waiting, looking at their watches and telling each other “he’s late.”
@@aarchivedd Looks like that drink isn't the only thing that's salty! X3 Jokes aside, if someone drugs your drink, they certainly don't have your best interests in mind. Aaand, certain fluids have a salty taste.
Also remember the basics: Wear a helmet when cycling, use a seatbelt, don't drive under the influence or speed and as a pedestrian/cyclist, use a safety reflector/light when it's dark outside.
"If you wake up and smell gas, do not turn on the lights. Sparks from the light switch may ignite the gas." Good to know. Good thing I have a box of matches and a candle nearby.
To all the women. Please scratch tf out of anyone who tries to rape you. He will 100% get caught. I aint never heard of a story of a killer giving someone a manicure to remove DNA😂.
“Don’t turn your back to a mountain lion, walk backwards” *walk into a meerkat and a warthog instead and started singing something called “Hakuna Matata” with them”*
I had a gas alarm in my house and it was close to my bed as I slept. I would fart in my sleep only to wake up to an alarm screaming at me 3 am in the morning.
Lol , he just give an idea to robbers Robbers will more likely see those things "how to be safe from robbers" so that they will not do those things which can lead them to failure
If you ever get attacked try to poke their eyes out. It’s a simple trick and it guarantees that the attacker never tries attacking someone else ever again 😊
"If you get grabbed scratch them , you'll have their DNA" *1 month later* "Your honor I have proof she grabbed me , check my nails , i got her DNA" "YOUR HONOR , THIS IS MY SON , I WAS GETTING HIM OUT OF MCDONALDS"
The bees would also continue stinging you if you didn’t go in the water, so if you swim under water you’ll at a least have little breaks in between while you continue to get away.
You’d think he’d explain exactly why, though. It makes sense that it means someone spiked your drink, but salt also causes bloating….so some bitch could have put salt in your drink so you’d feel extra fat tomorrow, and that would be equally as evil.
@@Wcuefan-pg7xg doesn't work This has been extensively debunked. You will never be able to match the speed of an elevator with a jump, but laying flat distributes the force. This also works for helicopters if you happen to be in the back and have room to lay down.
I have a friend whose mom and brother died in a house fire after a spark from the light switch ignited. He and his baby brother survived b/c the mom dropped them down to rescuers from the 2nd floor. Dad was at work. My friend still has scars, both kinds.
I love the walk backwards when confronted by a mountain lion so you can trip and make it easier for it to kill you. Don't move, look in the eye and don't show fear while making yourself bigger if possible. If you walk backwards it's just going to follow.
"Don't turn your back to a mountain lion, walk backwards"
*backs into another mountain lion*
Or hope you don't trip and become steak on a plate
Turn sideways and wait to back up into another one
"Don't turn your back to a mountain lion, walk backward," falls of a mountain
@@floppas_lake_i💀
😂😂
If you disturb a wasp or bee nest take several steps away and stand motionless. They follow the air currents left behind you as you run. If you remain still they can't find you and you'll only get stung by the 1 or 2 that accidentally fly into you. That advise from my greatgrandfather has saved me from being stung many times.
Dude I wish my dad had known this before he jumped off a three story roof to get away from a whole nest of bees he accidentally disturbed while doing a roof in the early 90s. He was deathly allergic and this is pre EpiPen so he figured he'd risk jumping and possibly dying rather than getting stung and definitely dying. He broke both legs all the way up to his knees and was unable to walk for a year and a half. He gained 100 lbs that he could never get rid of fully and it caused the former amateur tennis player and coach all sorts of health problems and eventually led to an early death at 53.
@@notanotherfuckingnikkiMy condolences
@@notanotherfuckingnikki😢wow! my condolences
@@notanotherfuckingnikki damn... my condolences, buddy
@@notanotherfuckingnikkiMy condolences! As the OP said, you'll still likely get stung by 1 or 2, so your dad would have likely died that day without the jump. So, not that good advice for the allergic.
“Don’t turn your back to a mountain lion, walk backwards”
*starts moon walking*
hee hee
@@Elfenlied1 you’ve been hit by you’ve been hit by a smooth criminal
MUUUZZAAANN!!!
@@draconshot928 JAAACCCKKSSSOOONNN
Facts 💯
Mountain lions are all fans of Michael Jackson so they won't attack if you moonwalk, though grabbing your crotch and going "hee-hee!" may startle them
"Don't turn your back on mountain lion, walk backwards"
Accidentally falls off a mountain
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That is where mountain lions live after all, clues in the name
Get this guy to 690 likes!
And lands on another mountain lion
@@neilbufton2926True but recently, in Nebraska there’s been a mountain lion in the area where I live in. So that’s there habitat yes, but they can move around
"Don't run into water if you're being chased by bees"
"Okay, what do I do then..?"
"..."
dont run for water, run for your life
Be a man ang grab a fly swatter 😎
Reason with them
@@alexharvey452That would be like Israel reasoning with Hamas. Good luck with that one.
Zigzag is the best way to lose them. If I was near the sea though, I reckon I could lose bees or mozzies. They’d soon be well out of their comfort zone, the further out to sea I got.
Hi! Elevator inspector here. There are two main types of elevator, hydraulic and traction.
With a hydraulic elevator, you are supported by a hydraulic piston that pushes the car up by pumping hydraulic fluid into the jack. If that system ever fails and the elevator falls, it will not be fast enough to cause any serious injury.
A traction. Elevator is the one everyone thinks of when asked how an elevator works. The elevator car is suspended on a minimum of 3 braided steel ropes, all of which can support the weight of a fully loaded car, by themselves. Those rope travel up the hoistway to the machine room, to the motor with a big, grooved wheel called a Sheave. The ropes travel over the sheave, in the grooves, and back down the hoistway, to the counterweight. The couterweight weighs the same as a fully loaded car. Now, if by some chance of fate all of the ropes break on the elevator, there is a separate rope, called the governor rope, this rope is attached to the governor, which monitors the speed of the car. If the car exceeds the rated speed by a certain amount, it atomatically sets the breaks and stops the car. There is also a break that keeps the car from travelling, unintentionally, in the upward direction (this means that the counterweight is pulling the car upward). This is the more likely scenario of an elevator "falling". They fall up, because the car, with you on it, weighs less than the counterweight. So laying on your back will not do you much good as you will likely be thrown into the ceiling of the car, regardless. If all of the safeties fail and the ropes all snap, and the car does fall, it will either be from not very high up (one or two stories) or it will be from the top of a high rise. In one case, you wont have time to lie down and in the other, it won't make any difference from that height.
Now, all that said, elevators are the absolute, safest ways to travel. The likelyhood of any of these things actually happening is very low.
Escalators on the other hand, are meat grinders and should be completely done away with. Do not walk up or down them. Do not jump on them. Do not do anything other than stand on them, and even then, pray that they are well maintained, because a step can still fall out from under you and suck you into the inner workings. They do not stop on a dime, even when the emergency stop button is pushed, because it would through all the other passengers off their feet.
Anyway, all that to say that laying on your back will do nothing in the event you are falling in an elevator.
You are correct. Escalators are far more dangerous. That thing fails, you likely won't survive.
Well that's depressing
Question, why should we not walk up escalators?
Fire Alarm Technician here. If you’re on an elevator when a fire breaks out and the breaker shunts you’re going to cook in an oven. There is no escape those hatches you see in the movies, no no.
Alright, New Fear Unlocked: Escalators.
"if someone tries to kill you scratch them so that he will get arrested after you die". MAN I DON'T WANT JUSTICE I WANT TO LIVE
If someone tries to grab you scratch them- even your girlfriend if she's trying to grab your pecker?😛
Fr and at least tell us that they’d get executed when we die😤
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Except he said attack, not kill
28 SCRATCH WOUNDS!! YOU DIDNT WANNA GIVE HIM A CHANCE HUH?!!
me: **turns on my phone light**
the gas: you smart @$$
True 😂
Fr
Idk bout you, my bulbs are filled with gas, maybe helps them actually glow
Ever heard of static electricity? Why do you think gas pumps? Warn you not to be on your cell phone while pumping gas.
@@waynegreen4972guess everyone with carpet is screwed then. Also I thought that was because microwaves. Also most phones exteriors aren't made of metal.
Here are some very good tips
1. NEVER drink from an open punch bowl
2.never leave your drink unattended EVER
3.if you do leave your drink unattended do not continue to drink from it
4:edit: I almost forgot this one when driving if anyone throws something onto your windshield like eggs or something DO NOT STOP they are probably trying to steal your car or kidnap you or something and don’t try to use your windshield wipers or stop to clean it unless it is absolutely safe to do so.
In reference to number 4, it’s probably some kids fucking around. That’s much more likely.
@@Sniperboy5551 maybe but it’s just safer to not stop
@@pandabugg5472until, blinded by the yolk on your windscreen, you slam into your National Olympic Walking Team and put poor little Jimmy into a wheelchair for the next 25 years.
@@hermannbando7727 use the windshield wipers-
@@hermannbando7727if u have an insurance u can laugh at the kid and say to him rhat it wasn’t on purpose and walk away
Bro is the type of guy to say if someone is ever talking behind your back just turn around
“If you ever think you’re being held at gunpoint, turn around to find out.”
Spin your head all the way around like in the Exorcist to keep your eyes on them.
Do a 360 and walk away
Hmm…. by that example, he wouldn’t be wrong, lmao.
“If someone is murdering you, call 911”
A guy's drink tastes kinda salty. Now dizzy, he leaves the bar, coming face to face with a mountain lion. While walking away backwards, he stumbles into a bee hive, angering them. Tries running to no avail, then carjacks someone. Flies through the windshield when the driver intentionally crashes at an intersection.
Haven't figured out how to involve all the other stuff, so please, someone, try!
Underrated comment.
I'll see if I can continue it
He then wakes up, he seems to be in his room. All of a sudden, he smells gas, he remembers that you shouldn't turn on the light switch if you smell that so he walks away. He hears a noise downstairs, he lived alone. He went down and someone tried to kill him, then, he scratches that person. Now holding the DNA of his attacker, he goes to the police. The police tell him to go to floor -2 but he had to use the 'elevator' to get there. Sadly, the 'elevator' broke down and was falling further into the ground. The man led on his back knowing that it saves lots of lives. Luckly, he survived. And the thing is, he was subscribed to @infointeriged, that's how he knew these life hacks
OK that's just creative take my like
Wow! That's creative! 😮
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If you disturb a wasp nest, don't run for water, run for your life.
Thank you actually my teacher called me smart
I have heard that beeing chased by a swarm of bees or wasps you should run into a pitch black room as they dont follow you there. Not sure i want to give the theory a test run though😂
@@Asharru They can only fly if there's light, scientists tested this and turned off the lights, all the bees in the container stopped flying, they don't know why, but little fact. 👍 [From a video don't ask-]
@@KayleighBurton-ed5ls seems there is truth to what ive heard then. Thanks😊
My life will be short cause I can't run very fast
If you’re at a party, don’t take a drink from anyone, make sure you get it yourself. And your drink should never leave your sight, because someone might put something in it while you aren’t looking.
Especially if your a woman
why do people do that
@@chilli-boithey do that to lace your drink
@@XtremeGamingYT1 no like why do lace ur drink
becuase they want to put something in it while you are not looking@@chilli-boi
My great uncle turned lights on when he had a gas leak. Amazingly he survived and the only real bad burns he got were on his hands and he got blinded in one eye. He was in his early 80s at the time too.
“If you wake up in the middle of the night do not turn on the light”
“Fine then I’ll use a torch”
@@westerlywinds5684that would be equally as useless as having the lights off. That’s just dark with extra steps
Okay well he deleted it but he said he’d use a lighter that doesn’t spark
Torch is another way to say flashlight
That's what I thought lol or a lighter or my phone flash light or tablet flash light lol 😂😅🤦♀️🤦💀☠
@@GrandMasterLynx That depends on who you talk to. Some people would point to the stick with a flame at the top.
WAIT NO-
"Dude my drink, tastes salty!"
"Its a margarita dumbass" 😅😅😅
“Dude my drink tastes salty.” His Gay friend:
@@RatFrier2.0 😂 😆 Nice!!!
@@RatFrier2.0NO NO NO NO NO
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
THE DRINK HAS CU-
@@datravelingmemeist1956 YES YES YES
That also works for domestic cats.
My kitten likes to attack from behind so i face her and walk backward
It's true! I often play with my cat like this. Whenever he's in a playful mood, he'll often wait until I'm walking/running in a direction where he is out of sight, then he'll pounce, grab, and gently nibble my leg.
Trust me, if mountain lions -- or any other felines -- are similar, you will lose if you try to run away with your back facing them. They will not gently nibble you.
“If you ever get carjacked and they tell you to drive, crash into a pole”
Blud thinks we are in creative mode 💀
No joke, that's actually my plan. My dashboard is made of slotted angle, and covered with live wires and hot coolant lines.
At least I'll just hit the steering wheel! X3
This is actually true though. If you crash into something you will probably survive. If you let them take you somewhere, they’ll probably kill you.
@@kimkris21 But if you crash your going to be in the front which is where the impact is 💀
Plot Twist: my car is a time machine and i time travelled to 200 BC and left the carjacker there and time traveled back to my year.
@@EmilMujanoviccars have crumble zones (or whatever tf it’s called), you have a really high chance of living a car crash if you’re wearing your seatbelt, the problem begins if the person carjacking you is still alive after the crash.
Bold of you to assume that I get invited to parties, and even bolder of you to assume that I actually go to them.
lol
That's sad
Why is this giving Sirius vibes lol
Well yeah, why would you go when you're not invited?
@@BobbyEmerson-ek6hb idk about you but I find it more sad that me and a family member I barley remember are forced to engage in conversation just because even though they don't have anything to say most of the time and it's just awkward silence until one you leaves first
or
cuz most of the teen parties I attended always had someone drunk or high off their a*s
so it's best to stay home for me personally. I don't think it's sad at all in fact I think it's smarter and less draining
mind you
If you ever feel powerless just remember that a single one of your pubic hairs can shut down an entire restaurant 😊
I do not like the fact this comment makes me feel powerful 😂😂😂😂😂
Bob- sees mountain lion
Bob- remembers video and walks backwards
Bob-walks off cliff
Don’t be like Bob, just fight the mountain lion
@@xCh3rryBlossomsXwait...
HE IS BOB-
Bob takes care of his momma, she's a lot, but he feels like he oughta.
@@Mario_Gillette good one
Why you gotta call me out like that?
@@BobbyEmerson-ek6hb oh crap
Lmaooo love the crash the car with carjackers in it 😂 definitely caught me off guard.
“I saw a telephone pole and just chose violence”
I crashed the car trying to get away from the bees.
Me: ok that’s the last short for today
The short:
If you find this scary. Please stay away from me
So? It's about saving your life.
@@law-J1407bit doesn’t give good advice… there’s more important things to do
@@tuIipsaosDumb thing to say to a random person on the internet.🤦🏾♂️😂😂😂
this is for tip number 1: just don't disturb a bee nest
You don’t always know it’s there. For instance, my mom was mowing the lawn when she hit an underground wasp nest. She got swarmed and stung like ten times, but it was impossible to see it until it was too late.
@@Sniperboy5551same here. I was doing yard work with headphones in and i stepped on a yellow jacket nest and they tore me the fuck up. Couldn't out run em or anything. Got inside, slammed the door and like 2 or 3 got in. Yellow jacket nests are the worst since they live underground. Literally undetectable until u get them riled up.
"Lying on your back is the best way to survive a falling elephant."
I can confirm this is good advice. My mom and grandma walked into a mountain lion many years ago. They walked backwards the whole time and survived.
What if you just walk at it like a JoJo's character
@@nitrocatofficial6939ゴゴゴゴ
@@nitrocatofficial6939 *sounds of some guy getting mauled by mountain lions*
Where were they, when that took place?
@@crystallott5735 smoky mountains I think
“If your drink tastes unusually salty, DON’T continue drinking it!”
Proceeds not to tell us why.
Cause someone at the party jizzed in it..... thats why it's so salty.....like that movie America pie
IKR.
Whyyyyyyyyy?
If your drink tastes unusually salty it may contain salt
You know why
Spiking is common in parties
If you are being chased or followed by another car. Do not go home or where you work. Attempt to drive like you are oblivious, call 911, explain the situation and follow their instruction. Source, my mom witnessed a person being attacked, they set out to chase, she did not lead them to our house or where she frequents
We just had a family carjacked in their own driveway because the carjackers followed them home from the grocery store. Pay attention to ALL traffic, not just the cars in front of you.
@maidenminnesota1 exactly! I'm fortunate that my father is retired military so for all my upbringing, he would constantly remind my sister and I to always practice situational awareness.
as the follower not the followee....let them know you know what there up to....look out the window at them ....most rely on being anonymous let them know you know.....if your not sure head to a pair of roundabouts and continue to do laps they will either follow or give up and leave...if they continue to do laps with you then you know this is a high alert problem and prepare yourself for a servival situation..then call the cops,look for a way out they dont expect..(a fence you could ram to escape...this is your last card you play ) and honk your horn consistently turn on your high beams and hazard lights to draw attention to yourself..dont let them make you a victim ...be a
@@maidenminnesota1 very true know what all cars around you are doing...
That's what happened to my dad when we left my grandmother's house. We were being followed on Christmas Eve in 2021, and my dad kept driving around the place but never going home. We drove around the neighborhood and the alleyways within it. It felt like forever, and eventually, we couldn't see the car following us. We were able to get them off our tail, and we went home. But just to be safe, my dad was watching while outside we were unloading the presents from the car. We were moving really fast to get them in the house along with our few pets in the car. My dad had his concealed carry on him, too. That was pretty scary if you asked me. I'm glad my dad did what he did since he was taught that back then when that ever happens. It was smart to do that.
Do not throw rocks at an anaconda (that is blocking a path) untill it disapears into the jungle. It hasnt gone away, it is just waiting for you to run past before striking at you. 45 years later and I still shudder from the memory of that near death event.
WTF??? Care to elaborate?
Wow, nightmare turned real!
Oh, my goodness! What happened‽
Dang bro
Dang! Where were you???
Police officer: from where did you find out to scratch them and get their DNA?
Me: RUclips shorts
Police officer: 😑💀
Loll 😂 fr
You do know that they check a victim’s finger nails right?
That's in case you get killed they can find out who it could possibly have been
OMG FRRR LIKE THAT'S GONNA BE SO EMBARRASSING
@@chrissyxxxxit's not
I like how a lot of these tips tell you not to do one thing, but don't give a good solution afterwards.
"If you disturb a bee or wasp nest, don't run for water."
Ok but what do I do then?
"If your drink is too salty, stop drinking."
Most people that are trying to drug you will get you drunk before drugging you. It makes the drug act faster, and you are less aware of the drug in your drink. My best advice is to not go to parties or places you don't trust, or go with people you don't trust.
Heres another DONT leave a drink at a party and dont give it to a friend even to use the restroom.
Yep exactly
@@Kayleigh_Nobledid you just agree with yourself?
@@Dacoopervrnah bro forgot to switch accounts 💀
I don't understand that
You need better friends.
Instructions unclear- i ran to narnia
lol
well then shut up there is no reason to complain
Mountain lion:❌
Aslan: ✅
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, you Don’t spit into the wind….you don’t pull the mask off of a poor Lone Ranger & you don’t mess around with Jim 👏👏👏
“Studies show that you get smarter everyday if you follow me”
im done with that bullshit
true asf
Same here it’s pissing me off
I never subbed because there is always one thing he says that is not true or just stupid info.
too true
Same
"sTuDiEs sHow ThAt yOu gEt-"
SHAT UP
Shat up?
@@RedPilled792shit up
@@RedPilled792 yes
😂😂😂😂
Teach me how to shat up I need to know your Ways
The elevator one is actually false. In long falls, you will be trapped against the ceiling, unable to move. It’s the impact with the ground from the ceiling that kills. The floor will be a jumbled mess of pointy debris, and the elevator will most likely accordion, meaning the sides will burst out and the ceiling will shove you into that floor. If that’s not bad enough, the cables falling above the elevator will hit, completely crushing you under their weight. That’s 1.85 lbs per foot, and in a tall building, that will add up.
A story is 14 feet. That’s 26 lbs per floor. That means in a 5 story building, you’ve got 130 lbs of cable falling on the elevator.
That means for the World Trade Center, you’ve got over a 2 tons of cable weight falling on you. (2771.3 lbs, approximately.)
In short falls, jump instead. My grandfather survived a falling elevator with only two broken elbows. He said he waited until the last moment to jump, and credits that jump for saving his life.
As a paramedic, I have responded to two elevator calls, both for stuck elevators. First one was a simple matter of prying the doors open and helping the passengers up onto the floor.
The second was stuck exactly between floors, Which we refer to as a perfect fit. To rescue the passengers, we rappelled down to the elevator from a higher floor, pried open the hatch, and harnessed a passenger to ourselves before being pulled back up to the floor.
I got sent down to tend to a passenger who thought he was having a heart attack. I ruled it a panic attack after checking his vitals. One harness ride later, we both were on the upper floor and I was able to confirm the diagnosis with my equipment.
I see it as a fun rescue.
How would one know when to jump though? It’s not like there are windows in the falling elevator. You have no idea when you are almost ready to hit the ground.
As a elevator mechanic, this is comical.
@@CheapsKate77 Not sure ether. It was only a three story fall. I assume he timed it some how.
You'd think in large buildings there would be some brakes every few floors to catch it in the case of an emergency. Like the sections on roller coasters that slow you down.
Your moving at the same speed as the elevator. Jumping only works if the ground doesn't move.
Yep my sister had a salty drink after her husband was suppose to be watching it, one sip n 10 minutes later dragging her to the car, lucky we we're there
I'm glad your sister is okay. I just researched why this was said since it wasn't explained in the video. Apparently the drug GHB can be salty tasting. Among other effects, it relaxes, disinhibits, and makes people more social.
I thought it meant someone came in the drink
Old club rule. If you put down a drink, get a new one. Back in the Limelight days, this was a rampant necessity. That club got shut down at least twice a month for drugs
@@mrcead Where was the Limelight Club?
@@mrcead same advice I gave my neice once she turned 21, what I added on to that is never trust your friend to watch your drink. It only takes like two seconds of not paying attention for someone to slip something.
"if someone ever tries to grab you scratch them, their dna will be in your nails"
*People who don't have nails/bite their nails:*
👀
That's when you bite them instead.
Take scissors out of your pocket and clip some hairs off them.
@gentrydean3789 but what if they're the bald man that grabs people?
@@finnfrankel6197 Damn, that's gonna be more difficult!
Sounds like a skill issue
“If you ever wake up to the smell of gas”
People who can’t smell:👁️👄👁️
Me whos nails are REALLY short
@@CarlosD005 Naw, my nails are at my SKIN
My freaind what nails are song has every single human on earth, and every single human in the state long nails so that they can protect me bc im short:
@@Snake_Girlllwith enough force it still works although less like a scratch and more like ripping skin
@@Dinosaur987 My nails are at my SKIN! Like, I CAN'T scratch anything
This is why I don't clip my nails-
For some reason I love the idea of crashing your car if you're carjacked. Like... It's so metal.
"I might go, but you'll come with me."
I prefer to keep accelerating until the carjacker shits himself unconscious.
“Crash the car”
Casually dies
Once pur Dog, Spunky (RIP), barked and barked. My mother was outside, doing something in the garden. She shouted for him to stop. Usually that works, but this time it doesn't.
After 20 minutes she had enough and went outside, bc she thought he has to went to the bathroom (our garden, of course).
Nope. He stands in the kitchen, in front of the oven... And barked the hell out of everything around 2 miles.
The oven had a gas leak...
So my mother turned the gas cap off, took the dog and ran outside, leaving all doors open for ventilation.
Nothing happened.
At least she lives right next to the local fire station. 😂🔥
Of course she went INSIDE.
"Do not run for the water, instead stand still and allow the wasps to sting you until death ensues" 😂
I don’t think the only two options are water or do nothing LOL
"If you accidentally mess with a beehive, find another beehive and smash it right by both of the bees nests. Both hives will start attacking each other while you make your escape."
If your drink is purple and fizzing, that would also be a pretty good reason to stop drinking it.
What if you have grape soda
Grape soda, loganberry soda… a cocktail made with some sort of blue and red drinks mixed together, a drink that combines flavored simple syrup and turns purple.
Why are we avoiding this color? Are you saying don’t let anyone bring you a purple fizzy drink? I’m confused lol
@@c.a.5782grimace shake.
A purple hooter is purple and fizzy 😂
“If your drink is unusually salty, you’ve probably ordered the wrong drink”
Do not go for the water...go for the bee hive
As a beekeeper, I can confirm that bees have solid memories, and they know who you are if they’ve met you before….they just aren’t great with names, so they’ll call you “buddy” or “friend” or “sweetheart” or “bucko” until they hear someone else say your name. They’re not rude. But they’re also very busy & they don’t have time for our shit. I never wear beekeeping gear, I very rarely get stung…when I do it’s because of a mistake I’ve made…but I’ve also stood in the middle of thousands of bees & never been chased, even when they don’t understand why I opened up their home & started poking around in there. I handle them all the time because I’m an idiot.
My nieces swim in my pool every day for hours during the summer…never chased, never stung. Bees are never waiting around, sighing & looking at their watches while tapping their feet, just waiting for them to get out of the water so they can sting them. Maybe my bees just aren’t assholes, I dunno.
Your bees aren't to busy. Their to buzzy
@@DrAnderson1you took a joke seriously
@@DrAnderson1 wait two months and most the bees will be dead
@DrAnderson1 I really like that imagery in the last part of your comment. Now all I can imagine is a bunch of bees anxiously waiting, looking at their watches and telling each other “he’s late.”
" don't turn your back to a mountain lion, walk backwards "
*falls off cliff*
"If someone ever tries to k1ll you, scratch them."
1. HOW DO I SURVIVE???!!??!😭😭😭
2. I DON'T HAVE NAILS!!!!
People who can relate:
👇
i usually kick them
@@fish_ginger i kick your balls
In there balls
Well just find something you CAN scratch em with
@@jaykay8426 balls?
"If your drink tastes salty, don't continue drinking it"
**DIRTY MIND ACTIVATED** 💀
Yeah my mind went there too, but GHB is a date rape drug that has a super salty taste
This has great yandere asmr plot potential! :3
that doesn’t make sense at all and how does that even correlate..yall gotta sexualize everything
@@aarchivedd Looks like that drink isn't the only thing that's salty! X3
Jokes aside, if someone drugs your drink, they certainly don't have your best interests in mind. Aaand, certain fluids have a salty taste.
Dragged
Also remember the basics: Wear a helmet when cycling, use a seatbelt, don't drive under the influence or speed and as a pedestrian/cyclist, use a safety reflector/light when it's dark outside.
"Dont turn your back to a
Mountain lion walk backwards"
Michael Jackson: *moonwalks*
😂😂😂
*that one kid who dumped salt in the drinks*
"If you wake up and smell gas, do not turn on the lights. Sparks from the light switch may ignite the gas." Good to know. Good thing I have a box of matches and a candle nearby.
😂
WAIT GAS IS FLAMMA- *(BOOM!!)*
To all the women. Please scratch tf out of anyone who tries to rape you. He will 100% get caught. I aint never heard of a story of a killer giving someone a manicure to remove DNA😂.
Start by going after the eyes.
I mean, there are plenty of stories of serial killers outright removing the hands.
Not just to women but to everyone.
Being forced to take a shower remove all DNA
@@Kylesico912x and fingers alone or burning fingers to remove fingerprints.
My dad told me back in early 90s to never leave my drink unattended.
“Don’t turn your back to a mountain lion, walk backwards”
*walk into a meerkat and a warthog instead and started singing something called “Hakuna Matata” with them”*
"If you wake up in the middle of the night to the smell of gas, make sure it wasnt just you or your partner farting"
ROFLMAO
I hate when my boyfriend farts in his sleep! Or the dog in the car. Those are the worse!
@@lionessprowess3581 "Better out than in, I always say!" - Shrek, Fiona, AND Rubeus Hagrid
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I had a gas alarm in my house and it was close to my bed as I slept. I would fart in my sleep only to wake up to an alarm screaming at me 3 am in the morning.
There’s one tiny problem with that car crashing idea
What is it? You don’t wear the seatbelt either? 🙄
@@T.S.000- Yes.
Ouuuu! He/She is going to get a ticket.
When you remember your an uber driver ? 🤣
If you put on your seat belt, the robber probably will too?
Another fact: if someone tries to take you when youre a kid by a stranger, shout "YOURE NOT MY MOMMY"
Another fact: anyone that young ain't watching this video.
Or not my father, if the abductor is male.
Funny thing the walking backwards for a mountain Lion is the same thing I have to do with our roster!😅
I've heard run towards the wind if you are being chased by bees because the wind will slow them down and of course seek any kind of indoor shelter!
The last one is never shocking...
Frr
Plot twist for the bee one: just swim away
Thanks for telling me to wear my seatbelt when I steal my next car.
(Just so you know, this is a joke)
Edit: Wow I guess I’m famous now. 😐
That's where the river comes in
Lol , he just give an idea to robbers
Robbers will more likely see those things "how to be safe from robbers" so that they will not do those things which can lead them to failure
Police averted. Nicy try but thats not gta
Oh yeah, totally not going to steal a car after this. I'm a honest guy, that's why they call me...
Honest guy. I'm totally not a criminal. HEY YOU!!!!
😂
If you ever get attacked try to poke their eyes out. It’s a simple trick and it guarantees that the attacker never tries attacking someone else ever again 😊
The last part is technically because they don't know where their target is, cause you scratched their eyes out.
*smells gas*
"Remembers not to turn the lights on"
My family: 💥🧨💣🌋
"If you get grabbed scratch them , you'll have their DNA"
*1 month later*
"Your honor I have proof she grabbed me , check my nails , i got her DNA"
"YOUR HONOR , THIS IS MY SON , I WAS GETTING HIM OUT OF MCDONALDS"
💀
The bees would also continue stinging you if you didn’t go in the water, so if you swim under water you’ll at a least have little breaks in between while you continue to get away.
If you ever have a knife wound that’s no more than skin deep, duct tape works pretty well to close it while it heals.
So is super glue
"If you ever see that you are on fire, you should not go to a gas station so you can post it on social media with their internet connection."
(Richard Pryor frantically taking notes) 😂
Always keep a Rottweiler handy, in your vehicle with you at all times;
Chihuahuas are better. They'll go insane to protect their "hooman..." They got that, "Wanna set something on fire?" look.
😂😂😂LMAO AT CRASH YOUR CAR, MOST LIKELY "THEY WONT BE WEARING THEIR SEATBELTS! 😂😂😂
So don't go to the Fiesta because they put salt on their drinks
I mean…..go. Don’t miss the party. Just don’t order a margarita, and if you do tequila shots, you have to do them without training wheels.
@@DrAnderson1so youre still gonna surround yourself with weirdos that want to rape you and trade you on the black market?
“If your ever at a party and your drink tastes unusually salty do not continue drinking it”
Why would I continue drinking it in the first place?😂
Margarita perhaps?
If my drink taste’s funny at all why would I drink it further lol
Exactly
Because you're drunk.
what it i put salt in my own drink 🤔🤔🤔
Don't turn your back on a cougar...
Buy her a drink! :3
😂😂
The gas fact helped a lot thanks for the tips❤❤
Wait why don’t we continue drinking it?
most likely bc it's drugged and someone is trying to roofie/kidnap you
@@liv.s. oh makes sense
You’d think he’d explain exactly why, though. It makes sense that it means someone spiked your drink, but salt also causes bloating….so some bitch could have put salt in your drink so you’d feel extra fat tomorrow, and that would be equally as evil.
or they put something else in it 😳
Poisoning
“Their DNA will now be in your nails” 💀💅
Idk why, but the way he says: *"-a spark from a light switch could blow up the entire house"* just kills me 🤣
Studies show that you get smarter everyday if you eat a brick of cheese everyday
That’s bullshit. I just got fatter, and I’m pretty sure I got dumber. 😂
Real
Does being really constipated make people smarter?
True story
Especially if you’re lactose intolerant. All of that time on the throne will allow you to watch more mindless RUclips videos!
"Crash into a intersection they most likely dont have their seat belt on"
*Proceeds to go full speed into the back of a L shaped european truck*
Instructions unclear. I walked backwards off a cliff.
The last one IS seriously shocking!
Well actually the best way to survive is to jump just before it lands
@@Wcuefan-pg7xgminecraft logic
@@Wcuefan-pg7xg doesn't work This has been extensively debunked. You will never be able to match the speed of an elevator with a jump, but laying flat distributes the force. This also works for helicopters if you happen to be in the back and have room to lay down.
Rule #1: Avoid drinking alcohol in public.
Follow this will and you can save time, grief and money.
Yeah the alcohol was enough to make poor choices related to women. None of them had to drug me.
@@AlphanumericCharacters Alcohol is a drug.
@@GabeTechNetStudiosthere's another word for it my guy, drug is not it
I have a friend whose mom and brother died in a house fire after a spark from the light switch ignited. He and his baby brother survived b/c the mom dropped them down to rescuers from the 2nd floor. Dad was at work. My friend still has scars, both kinds.
Real but can you give us the solutions too
Isn’t this reposted?
Yes
The last one was was indeed shocking 🤣 Good humour!
Light switches don’t spark. They have mechanisms inside to prevent sparking.
They're not SUPPOSED to spark. If you're in a room surrounded by flammable gas, do you really want to take that chance? O^O
@@jamesgizasson I wouldn’t be in a room surrounded by flammable gas. I’d leave.
@@9852323 Smart! Just don't flick on the lights if you smell gas, and you'll probably be fine. :)
I love the walk backwards when confronted by a mountain lion so you can trip and make it easier for it to kill you. Don't move, look in the eye and don't show fear while making yourself bigger if possible. If you walk backwards it's just going to follow.
Yes, but it is EXACTLY WHAT YOU SHOULD DO ! Even with vicious dogs. It works. I’ve had to do it
Thank you for these interesting & important facts!!!💙 see ya tomorrow
Slay
Learning from shorts is the worst idea
What do gass smel like??😂😂😂
It would be pretty hard to lie on your back while floating in a free falling elevator.
Chances are I’m not wearing my seatbelt either 🫠
😂😂😂 I love the end “if you follow me you get smarter “
“Don’t turn you back on a mountain lion just move backwards”
*proceeds to trip backwards 💀*