Vsauce bullies his bully's bully, bullying billy, protected by the bully's bully. The bully's bully bullied billy's bully while vsauce bullied his bully's bully bullying billy protected by the bully's bully
@@abcd-sf5ur well if the e is close enough to an i to coverge into an amalgamation of letters that ends up being eye which is close enough to and 'i' then yes, it is close to ten
I feel like VSauce is going to show us how to make a homemade hydrogen bomb and test it, "accidentally" erasing a random state and pretty much every thing around it
just so you know, “going insane” is an outdated concept that contributes to the stigmatization of mental illnesses. just say “he’s never been the same” instead. :)
Actually, it is most likely not the responsibility of any of the viewers of this video to restrict access to Nile Red’s lab. That is up to Nile Red himself
I love the fact that Michael is accepting himself and letting us see how weird he is. Not only is he teaching me science, but he's raising my self-esteem.
Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live" ~ Marcus Aurelius
@nicodemusedwards6931 That is ridiculously impossible. Commercially Pure Titanium Grade 4 is the highest strength pure unalloyed Titanium with high oxygen and extra high strength. To assume that Michael is chewing this metal with his teeth is ignorant and embarrassing
@@Slipknot55566 one of many bots that spam something like "it's here" with a non-relevant link. Basically a way to viewbot with real accounts watching.
@@AnimalBlundetto no one asked + who tf even cares about the kind of comment, I just felt like it so I did it, your comment is even more useless than mine
When this man is on his deathbed, and when you hear his last heart beat, I am confident he will raise his body, with his eyes wide open, and stare at everyone in the room with the words “Or am I?”
Nothing can stop Michael right now, he started eating raw metals
If only they were cooked
For heavens sake, don't let Gwyneth Paltrow and Goop catch wind you can eat Indium!
He's just a cyborg food blogging
I was chewing metal as a little kid. Lead tastes sweet..
I like my metal medium rare
Vsauce has officially entered the chewing metal phase of craziness.
My Monke Brain: *Eat It*
Really Vsause, For free?
💀😂🫡
...
"hey vsauce, michel here, have you ever tried chewing a fucking peice of metal?"
vsauce finally reveals his diet
Aw hell nah
Bro's diet consists of random metals and probably radioactive elements
Isn’t he the how to basic guy?
@@TherandomshitstormerCXVIIyeah thats correct
Indians.
Next time, chewing a piece of raw Uranium out of Chernobyl's core reactor ✅
Light work for him
@lystopadnovember oink oink
Bullies in movies: Chewing on gum
Vsauce: *Chews on Indium*
Vsauce bullies the bully's bully
@@RodhiShartedHardedand the bully's bully bullies a bully which bullies bully
@@MingCrab8404dear god
Vsauce bullies his bully's bully, bullying billy, protected by the bully's bully. The bully's bully bullied billy's bully while vsauce bullied his bully's bully bullying billy protected by the bully's bully
willy wonka would love this (he hates gum)
Robots ain't even sentient yet and they already got their own brand of chewing gum
Looks like it 😁
That's not a bad idea for a sci-fi story
This is brilliant.
That’s cannibalism
@@Six6ix nah just like human eats pork and beef
Michael's the only guy in the entire multiverse to show a closeup of him chewing metal and compare it to refrigerated milk duds
1.2k likes with no comments? tf
1.6 likes with one comment
... wtf
1.8K likes with 2 comments
…wtf
I mean, it is a really good description, though. Also 2.1k and only 3 comments
Hate to be this guy, but thanks for all the likes
person: hey what are you chewing?
Vsauce: METAL!
my teeth would abandon ship
The indium isn't soft. It's Michael's pure strength.
God bless you, Jesus loves you very much
He didn’t chew it because he’s so strong, EVEN THOUGH HE IS
@@reignellwalker9755wrong video, buddy
@@Thatorangemf58yup
@@Thatorangemf58don't drop the soap lil bro that ass is mine
This man went from explaining how human flesh tastes to chewing metal. The plot keeps getting thicker.
Maybe the pot does too
The lore is expanding
Somebody has to figure out how to feed 10 billion people by 2050.
He’s not human
@@Drrwbie human isn't he.
Michael really just told us not to chew it while giving it a 9/10
He only rated it 9 because it was close to 10.😅
@@abcd-sf5ur well if the e is close enough to an i to coverge into an amalgamation of letters that ends up being eye which is close enough to and 'i' then yes, it is close to ten
@@theconphentedcow241 i dont think that made sense at all
Meth addicts be like
9/tin
This is how it feels to chew 5 gum
Lol
Micheal is the only person who sees the periodic table as a tier list.
i wouldn't rate it 9/10 i would rate it 9/11
@@ziggo_pro:/ that wasn’t funny
@@lolerislyfe2467 lol
tbh kinda funny man@@lolerislyfe2467
@@lolerislyfe2467 :/ that was funny
"Hey what's the gum flavor?"
"Metal."
Indian aluminum
NOW I WANNA EAT IT
Brutal
- Apollo, what's the gum made of ?
- Metal !
- Well done, you earn a snack !
He just said that it doesn't taste like anything
Babies when they find the most corrosive chemical under the sink:
Unsupervised Babies: *Death Speedrun*
@@a-dv7uy Bet it's not
@Neymar Jr its nothing (literally)
@@IVeryMuchHateRUclipsHandles tiger shark got the death any% record. Blud got a time of -2 days, got killed by their sibling in the womb💀💀💀
@@IVeryMuchHateRUclipsHandles lmao
Mans made this entire short for a scientific dad joke, respect
I feel like VSauce is going to show us how to make a homemade hydrogen bomb and test it, "accidentally" erasing a random state and pretty much every thing around it
and then make a dad joke about it
I'd be dying of laughter because of how dumb and funny that would be at the same time
I think i have microwaved a turkey
@@tempest2448lmfao
"I don't know how to build bombs, or do I?"
Vsauce
Michael has a bachelor's degree in neuropsychology and a bachelor's degree in English Literature and I think that's a damn cool combo.
He definitely do be pretty cool
I'm the 1k like
U😊
After eating that silica gel, Michael has officially gone insane
He has never truly recovered from the isolation
@@Kayo2life seen this reply a million times. :)
just so you know, “going insane” is an outdated concept that contributes to the stigmatization of mental illnesses.
just say “he’s never been the same” instead. :)
FR pretty sure he ate the wrong one 💀
@@pixelzebra8440 fr😂
That little moan when he bites a chunk out of the bar😭😭😭
"Are you chewing gum in my class?"
"No sir, I am forging a sword!"
LOL WHAT
edit: i am cringe
2edit: how the hell do i have the most likes in this comment section also i aint cringe i think
3edit: ball
UNDERRATED COMMENT
Underrated as hell
Funniest thing I have seen all day😂😂😂
Bro you took me on a 5 second journey
Don't let Michael in Nile Red's lab, things WILL go wrong.
Actually, it is most likely not the responsibility of any of the viewers of this video to restrict access to Nile Red’s lab. That is up to Nile Red himself
@@doublearon1361 r/wooooosh
@@Sireaquired r/itswooooshwith4o's
@@dragonwrath582 r/onlyyoucareaboutthespellingofareditjoke
@@dragonwrath582 r/itsactuallyredditnotredit
I can't love this man more
318 likes and one reply, lemme fix that
Bots
no homo bro
@@darealbukchoyboi this is a homo genius only discussion no other species allowed!!!!!!
@@darealbukchoyboi not gay if he wears socks
Is aluminum foil just not safe or does it being foil not make it 100% aluminum anymore?
i don't think it's soft like bubblegum
michael never recovered from those 3 days in isolation
Those 3 days never recovered from michael
@@Master_Chef recovered never 3 days michael those isolation from in
I never recovered from those 3 days in Michael
@@Reignor99 That's sad man, I hope you recover and move past that some day. Good luck.
@@a_literal_crow *Pause*
I love the fact that Michael is accepting himself and letting us see how weird he is. Not only is he teaching me science, but he's raising my self-esteem.
always been like that
He isnt weird, hes just awesome :D
Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
"It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live"
~ Marcus Aurelius
@@shvonkle I think he's both
@@philosophy_bot4171 Oddly fitting quote for a bot.
Michael is the type of guy to see a piece of metal and ask "is anyone gonna eat that?" and then not wait for an answer
But then give us all the answers.
🧑🎸🎤 reference
LMAO well this is golden
@@pepinopepino7 No
@@pepinopepino7 No
why do i have a feeling the metal actually isn't soft he is just so strong he can write with it and chew it
I think Michael is gonna be the first human to evolve
What's next, Wsauce?
@@priyanshukatuwal ysauce
jokes aside hope you all know we never stop evolving, right?
@@Who_Does obviously
@@Who_Doesn't know? 😁
“Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Metal is not for chewing…or is it?”
ye
@user-st5di1tg9yfairly rated reply
Iconic.
I chew aluminun
*mysterious music plays*
Michael is lying. He’s actually chewing Grade 4 titanium.
Edit: The fuck is going on down there?
@nicodemusedwards6931 That is ridiculously impossible. Commercially Pure Titanium Grade 4 is the highest strength pure unalloyed Titanium with high oxygen and extra high strength. To assume that Michael is chewing this metal with his teeth is ignorant and embarrassing
@@doublearon1361 it was a joke, at least I hope so
@@doublearon1361 You underestimate his power
@@doublearon1361 bruh 🤦🏼♂️
@@doublearon1361 your the embodiment of the average redditer
I've really enjoyed the semi-frequent streams recently, please keep going!
Huh
Huh
"I lied. This is solid steel. Don't f with me"
i like to imagine he doesn't even say fuck, he just says the letter
@@bitterjames don't eff with me I'm 14 now mom😈😈😈😈
@@rachellanedunn 🗿
I laughed at this for way longer than I should of
😅😅good one
Imagine pulling out a pack of indium in class💀
There are no rules for chewing indium during class, great idea
lol
"MICHAEL WHY TF ARE YOU EATING METAL!"
💀💀
Teacher: Micheal? Do you have enough for the whole class?
Fun fact: that is actually pure titanium, we cant tell because vsauce is too powerful
Drake
@@PHASPLAYERauto erotic asphyxiation
No... Its worse. ITS OSMIUM!!
it's tungsten guys... couldn't you see?
Vsauce is way powerfull than superman
Superman is just like a pet of him
EDIT: Thanks for the likes
That lil “u” 💀💀😭😭
“Bro what you eating”
“Straight fucking metal dude”
Hah!
@lebread3193 huh
I gotta try to get some so I can just take a bite out of metal in front of my friends.
@lebread3193 brother?
OH MY GOSH IT'S A REUNION!
“Are you chewing gum in my class?”
“No sir, I’m chewing Indium”
"Are you chewing gum in my class?"
"No sir! I swear I'm not."
In chemistry class😂
Im chewing bedrock
@@a-dv7uywhat?
@@Slipknot55566 one of many bots that spam something like "it's here" with a non-relevant link. Basically a way to viewbot with real accounts watching.
The most normal vsauce video lately
No this is one of the most unhinged yet
@@apeheadboinkfacts
You have a so cool channel,because channel like from breaking cartoons or someting like this👍👍👍
The only guy who rates elements in the periodic table.
Periodic table tier list
@@occasionalartthat would be fire ngl
"Uranium was kinda weird, it made my poop green and i grew an extra arm, 3/10"
@@atxm1c45 There's already a dude that does this IIRC
@@atxm1c45flammable gases : "well fu-"
"dont do this at home"
sir I dont have Indium at home
hahahahaha
Indium at home:
XD
wait you dont? i have a ton of em
@@habibulalamasif9137starts chewing on aluminum foil
“Nine out of Tin”
-VSauce 🧠
😂😂😂
Pov kids wit sticky tac💀
Michael here
Have your forgotten about his
Forbidden Spellings?
Just realized that 😂
Guy: Hey wanna chew on tinfoil? guy: Sure! “Makes a video about it”
Plot twist, you can't chew indium, but Michael is that strong.
Wild
plot twist: that isnt indium
All this are wrong
"But it wasn't because I'm so strong, *even though I am* "
@@2ifit’s titanium
babies when choosing what to eat:
Underated comment😂
Cats when choosing what to eat:
underrated comment detected!
🤣
😂
“are you chewing gum in my class?”
“lul no, it’s metal.”
“…”
“ *i can write with it too.* “
God bless you, Jesus loves you very much
@@reignellwalker9755 Hey buddy. WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIME.
@@Cybercombatant???
@@Cybercombatant???
@@Cybercombatant???
Very interesting. Is it expensive?
“ psychologists say that spending less than three days in isolation can cause brain damage so I’m going to spend three” -Michael before he went insane
michael already lost it after getting stoned on Ayahuasca
@@youknowme1475 that was actually the turning point if I'm being honest
@YouKnowMe14 he hasn't lost it. He's way more entertaining now.
Wait till he provide more spit facts
@@swingonthespiral bro's eating metal
He’s becoming too powerful. He can now only consume raw metals and must drink light years of water for sustenance…
He’s turned into a god
He hungers for knowledge more than anything.
A light year of water in molecules is about 1 liter
@@peterkaufmann6548 you’re probably fun at parties
@@peterkaufmann6548r/wooooooosh
Michael’s dentist is gonna have to talk to him about the dangers of chewing metal
"Michael , i didnt think i had to tell a grown man this but dont chew metal.
He's gonna have to hear PUUUUUHHHH
as someone with fillings, it made me slightly shudder like tinfoil if you have ever gotten it in your mouth, but also I would try this.
@Don’t_click_this_profile
Instructions clear. Not clicking.
@@bob_is_the-og ah, bentist. I didn't know i meeded him to react to this until now
What do you prefer? Indium or sodium?
Where are the bodies Michael
I don't feel like it's right to be second top comment on the vid with no replies so imma just leave this here
@@Sheik-Isma1lNpc comment
@@AnimalBlundetto no one asked + who tf even cares about the kind of comment, I just felt like it so I did it, your comment is even more useless than mine
@@AnimalBlundetto npc reply
@@kuhnville3145 Look another NPC
Seeing Michael's mouth in ultra closeup feels like something we should be paying for in a Vsauce Premium subscription.
OnlyVsauce
@@yann1446 BRO
@@yann1446 Only*Sauce*
What
@@wolf950xx3 bro enjoyed it
"Yo bro can i have some gum?"
"Sure, here"
*"What the fuck is this"*
„But i dont want to“
„I dont care“
"you have to"
"But my teeth will fall out"
@@DreamoftheFOOL “it’s free bubblegum tho it doesn’t go hard”
“Stfu”
@@DreamoftheFOOLthat is a necessary sacrifice for science
@@DreamoftheFOOL"it's sticking to my teeth weirdly?"
"CHEW"
“bro you got any gum” “nah.. i got chewable metal though, pretty much the same”
Nah, that is just a solid iron bar. He is demonstrating how strong he is
Le Aluminum foil in our lunch boxes
He tried to fool us!
This is how you assert dominance
Nah, he didn't do it because he's strong, EVEN THOUGH HE IS.
Looks more like titanium
I’d donate my body to science before death if it was for Michael
Honestly, who wouldnt?
"THIS is a dead body, and if i light it in fire...
You can see it BURNS" 👁️ 👁️ **Stares at your soul**
yes) like this)
@@DanielMendoza-js2od but what if i fry it?
he'd chew on it
Imagine asking someone to stop chewing gum in a conversation and they just spit out a piece of metal
I just imagined that and heard the metal pipe falling sound effect when I imagined him spitting it out lmao
E
Imagine asking someone to stop chewing gum in a conversation full stop 😭
You can tell Michael isn’t from a black American neighborhood going by his teen qualities
😂😂😂
In the words of my little bird friend, Apollo: “No chewin’”.
Michael is the type of dude to have a kitchen in his basement
underrated comment
Breaking bad?
Jesse we need to cook
Just like mister sausage
His long lost brother, babish has one
He's eating metal now. Oh god.
He learned the weakness of his flesh, to seek the surety of steel, he now consumes metal.
It can't be as bad as swallowing actual gum.
We've definetely lost him
@@victorabadias9167 nah man, he lost himself 🫡
thefogiscoming
"Babe what's wrong, you barely touched your bar of Indium"
😂
Where’s the Italium?
@@BrendenCollects*ba dum tss*
@@BrendenCollects Well, Germanium actually exists.
@@Joshi_Mayd *ba dum tssss* X2
Soo… if I eat it will it REALLY stay in my stomach for 7 years? Longer of maybe shorter I don’t know? 🤷♀️ but maybeeeee you could :3
He woke up today and decided to eat metal for science
Nahh bruhh, he ate it for breakfast
Actually is was most likely recorded at an earlier date while he was at his office, and then edited later and released to the public
@@doublearon1361 🤓
Chew
@dont_click_this_profile
I did not tead it.
Michael is the kind of person that sees indium and ask "is anyone gonna eat that?" and not waiting for an answer
260 like with no replies? i'lll fix that
@@rabbitfoot633just comment anything else it's so over used
Someone give this man their mom's number.
someone find this man his father
You made me remember Wilbur soot anyways lmao
“Ay bro you got a pencil?”
“Yeah bro here”
“This is just metal”
It's also a chewing gum if you want!
*starts chewing on it*
@@Oak_Eggaryo can I have one
Is no just metel! Go chew it
"Or is it?"
That was a funny joke at the end
😂😂😂
"What flavour gum is that?"
"Superconductor"
That's clever, 10/10 comment
Tin/Tin
@@Zdv0rzits wrong tho
@@Zdv0rzits wrong tho
LOL
All of my fillings just jumped out of my teeth and ran away. Thanks a lot, Michael.
my fillings hurt just thinking about this.🥶
Mom: Why don't you go play with the neighbor's kids ?
The neighbor's kids:
Dont wanna like cuz the like count is 69
💯 likes
I’d play with ‘em
@@keshavkhandelwal8324u can line now😊
If he was the neighbors kid I wouldn't leave man is some sort of god
Nile red: bites it extremely hard to get a piece out of it
Vsauce: chews it like it’s nothing
When this man is on his deathbed, and when you hear his last heart beat, I am confident he will raise his body, with his eyes wide open, and stare at everyone in the room with the words “Or am I?”
Underrated
Damn the music started playing in my head after reading this
i'm convinced he will haunt us in some horrifying way after his death
💀💀💀
@@polterghost6268 same.
Next day, Michael's dentist asks *"SO... What pulled your fillings out **_this time?"_*
"an indium ingot"
"a..what?"
"indium ingot."
Watching this makes me cringe because I have fillings that hurt when they touch metal
Sir... This guy has no fillings.
"Gallium"
@@Glorkenborpno
Plot twist: It’s as hard as normal metal but his teeth are just this strong.
"Now, this didn't happen because I'm so STRONG, EVEN THOUGH I AM"
@@Weremsye1😂
Damn🗿👍🏿💀
Don't roast him!😡!that is tungsten.
@@Masala-E-Magikhes complimenting him💀
Is it safe to eat?
The stare at the end is the exact definition of “run”
100 likes but no replies? let me fix that.
200 likes and one reply? Let me fix that
It's funny you say this, because in one of his following videos he explains that "run" is the word with the most definitions
@@crumble2000this is his latest video.
He chews metal. What chance does your bones have?
“Now, I’m not able to chew this because I’m so strong, *even though I am.* ”
2 metal balls moment
wrong video
@@_Gam3rwdym wrong vid?
the jaw muscle is the strongest in the body btw
@@DPWLVrits tongue
"Eating gum in class?"
"Not gum"
"Tobacco, I see"
"Solid metal"
"What?"
"Solid metal, pussy"
"How are you eating solid metal???"
@@UH-60_Blackhawk "NANOMACHINES, SON"
(if you are referencing something idk)
@@bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222
no reference
( ._. )
head empty
@@bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222 metal gear solid?
"Wait what?"
someone needs a dental appointment...
and Vsauce does too!
how it feels to chew 5 gum
The 5 gun meme are funny ash
@@NonchalantGamer4R 5 gun?
bro eats guns 💀
stimulate your senses 🗿
@@noobsterdapro5900he meant gum
Micheal is so humble, that he tried to hide that he could chew straight through iron by calling it "Indium" 😂
Nah he's biting through straight uranium.
Thank you for being you, Michael. Never stop.
@@Temporaire7 Way ahead of you, friend.
:)
Bro is one lab experiment away from becoming a super villain
"Have you got enough gum for the whole class?"
*"Yes"*
Or do you?
@@habibakbar"daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, dasddaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
@@habibakbar*vsauce song intensifies*
The science teacher when it's a non-work day
This man has changed my life. He’s so freaking metal.
Metal or META?!
You are what you eat, i suppose
This guys jokes are underrated
And mental
Vsauce: Chewing indium
The music: yEAhb YÆhB YuOwb
What's the name of the song
This got a good chuckle out of me thank you 😂
@@BulboYT1Yo - Jake Chudnow
Some Say-tin’s origin was thus…
Now it’s among us.
Amon-gus
A mongoose
800th like 🙌
The chemistry joke at the end had me😂😂😂
"what's your favorite snack?"
"raw indium."
I prefer Native-americanium
Indium: is better than bubble gum, bubble gum watching this: wait what how are we so similar
Lmao
Would be alot funny if you put "raw metal"
Instead of cooked indium
Michael is the type of guy to rate elements on how they taste
if he doesnt put uranium in S tier im going to unsubscribe
@@penguinscanfly5796 sparkling bubble gum
wait til CodysLab does a sodium chewing tierlist
Nile red did first
Elemental periodic table of Taste
That's it guys, he's eating periodic table stuff. Michael is evolving to Gen 2.
I’m having goosebumps when i see someone chewing a metalic-looking element
Plot twist; you actually can't chew it, Michael just has a really strong jaw
or chewed some Indian girlz before 😂
"It had absolutely no taste""
"But i would give it a 9/10" 💀
better than tasting like
If you think that sounds high you should know that even the periodic table puts it close to tin!
Yeah because this wasn't a Master chef short, mate.
@@2Marc_SW, yeah, that perfectly explains why it was rated so high, apart from the fact that it doesn't.
@@vinyashere4all Not sure you understand
Even the periodic table puts it close to Tin
"The Periodic Table also puts Indium close to Tin."
BARS!!!
?? What does he mean
@@dhananjayn457 It means he rated it at ten
Oof
@@Axel-ee4fsno, he rated it a 9, which is close to ten, the pun is that on the periodic table, it's close to tin (ten)
Neighbours indium and tin reminds of neighbours India and chin
the small “eh” when he bit a piece off😂
Teacher: "what are you eating"
Michael: "metal"
Teacher: "What kind of metal?"
@@Mensa1016I recommend gold it has a nice after taste and less of you teeth fall out
@@JRyder_1mercury
@@Mensa1016 Michael: Heavy metal
Micheal: Lithiu- *explodes*
The Internet historians 100 years from now are going to have a helluva time with this guy
“With what did you write this essay?”
*metal*
Led is metal
@@ideadeity5840 First off it's "Lead" not "Led", second off pencil lead isn't actually lead, it's graphite and graphite isn't a metal
@@fletcherhorn7709facts
Solid essay
@@fletcherhorn7709 if led isn’t addictive why did I eat so many pencils as a child??
Teacher: Hey, stop chewing gum
me: No it not gum, it indium
Teacher: 👁️👄👁️