The Only Element You Can Chew Like Gum

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  • @cl4ud1us43
    @cl4ud1us43 11 месяцев назад +221609

    Nothing can stop Michael right now, he started eating raw metals

    • @doublearon1361
      @doublearon1361 11 месяцев назад +4194

      If only they were cooked

    • @Weelki
      @Weelki 11 месяцев назад +1121

      For heavens sake, don't let Gwyneth Paltrow and Goop catch wind you can eat Indium!

    • @jass8529
      @jass8529 11 месяцев назад +561

      He's just a cyborg food blogging

    • @savagesarethebest7251
      @savagesarethebest7251 11 месяцев назад +323

      I was chewing metal as a little kid. Lead tastes sweet..

    • @suongoh3720
      @suongoh3720 11 месяцев назад +229

      I like my metal medium rare

  • @CelestialCyber
    @CelestialCyber 7 месяцев назад +21205

    The indium isn't soft. It's Michael's pure strength.

    • @reignellwalker9755
      @reignellwalker9755 7 месяцев назад +217

      God bless you, Jesus loves you very much

    • @Juanthemtg
      @Juanthemtg 7 месяцев назад +520

      He didn’t chew it because he’s so strong, EVEN THOUGH HE IS

    • @DarkX_wolf17348
      @DarkX_wolf17348 7 месяцев назад +206

      ​@@reignellwalker9755wrong video, buddy

    • @itrsting1756
      @itrsting1756 7 месяцев назад

      @@DarkX_wolf17348yup

    • @fgggg8944
      @fgggg8944 6 месяцев назад

      ​​@@DarkX_wolf17348don't drop the soap lil bro that ass is mine

  • @mind-of-neo
    @mind-of-neo 29 дней назад +8369

    "I lied. This is solid steel. Don't f with me"

    • @Lucidstopmotions
      @Lucidstopmotions 24 дня назад +74

      Lmao 😂

    • @bitterjames
      @bitterjames 23 дня назад +159

      i like to imagine he doesn't even say fuck, he just says the letter

    • @rachellanedunn
      @rachellanedunn 22 дня назад +74

      ​@@bitterjames don't eff with me I'm 14 now mom😈😈😈😈

    • @zaidankreshnandi255
      @zaidankreshnandi255 19 дней назад +13

      ​@@rachellanedunn 🗿

    • @mr.killjoy4753
      @mr.killjoy4753 18 дней назад +9

      I laughed at this for way longer than I should of

  • @user-zc1ir4qi5l
    @user-zc1ir4qi5l 24 дня назад +197

    Me: pulls out a stick of indium
    Rest of my class: 🏃‍♂️

    • @huebirdfan2.0
      @huebirdfan2.0 23 дня назад +6

      Yeah lol, imagine a universe where you have to eat bubblegum instead of Indium and pure metal lol.

    • @Intentionally_Inflammatory
      @Intentionally_Inflammatory 3 дня назад +1

      Just make sure it's indium and not iridium 😀👍🏻

  • @marsspacex6065
    @marsspacex6065 11 месяцев назад +23732

    Vsauce has officially entered the chewing metal phase of craziness.

    • @IVeryMuchHateYouTubeHandles
      @IVeryMuchHateYouTubeHandles 11 месяцев назад +105

      My Monke Brain: *Eat It*

    • @WilterTBH
      @WilterTBH 11 месяцев назад +25

      Really Vsause, For free?

    • @DashMatin
      @DashMatin 11 месяцев назад +10

      💀😂🫡

    • @_1DK_
      @_1DK_ 11 месяцев назад

      ...

    • @HenTie751
      @HenTie751 11 месяцев назад +47

      "hey vsauce, michel here, have you ever tried chewing a fucking peice of metal?"

  • @corbinyoungblood7745
    @corbinyoungblood7745 7 месяцев назад +5772

    "Hey what's the gum flavor?"
    "Metal."

    • @glimjoco8540
      @glimjoco8540 6 месяцев назад +47

      Indian aluminum

    • @Public_lesbian
      @Public_lesbian 6 месяцев назад +11

      NOW I WANNA EAT IT

    • @kharnsagara
      @kharnsagara 6 месяцев назад +2

      Brutal

    • @YTPs2Glin
      @YTPs2Glin 6 месяцев назад +9

      - Apollo, what's the gum made of ?
      - Metal !
      - Well done, you earn a snack !

    • @gaidencastro9706
      @gaidencastro9706 6 месяцев назад +3

      He just said that it doesn't taste like anything

  • @Jazzerizer
    @Jazzerizer 16 дней назад +277

    how it feels to chew 5 gum

  • @SandNoods
    @SandNoods 24 дня назад +81

    Mike does a dad joke then gives us the soulless stare💀💀💀

    • @CastleKale
      @CastleKale 18 дней назад +1

      I didn't exactly understand the joke. Was the joke about the rhyme of ten and tin?

    • @BenDover-zu3se
      @BenDover-zu3se 12 дней назад

      I dont get it

    • @twistypopkk
      @twistypopkk 4 дня назад +1

      @@CastleKale
      “close to tin”
      “close to ten”
      9/10 = “close to ten”

  • @Pieherto
    @Pieherto 10 месяцев назад +36901

    "Are you chewing gum in my class?"
    "No sir, I am forging a sword!"

    • @TheEpicSpikeMan
      @TheEpicSpikeMan 10 месяцев назад +401

      LOL WHAT
      edit: i am cringe
      2edit: how the hell do i have the most likes in this comment section also i aint cringe i think

    • @DacalLP
      @DacalLP 10 месяцев назад +310

      UNDERRATED COMMENT

    • @zuzia_ismentallyunstable428
      @zuzia_ismentallyunstable428 10 месяцев назад +151

      Underrated as hell

    • @Mjlovesupersoakers77
      @Mjlovesupersoakers77 10 месяцев назад +63

      Funniest thing I have seen all day😂😂😂

    • @lordfarquar9215
      @lordfarquar9215 10 месяцев назад +34

      Bro you took me on a 5 second journey

  • @gpheonix1
    @gpheonix1 10 месяцев назад +15240

    vsauce finally reveals his diet

    • @The_lost_ones.
      @The_lost_ones. 8 месяцев назад +70

      Aw hell nah

    • @ashisboi
      @ashisboi 8 месяцев назад

      Bro's diet consists of random metals and probably radioactive elements

    • @TherandomshitstormerCXVII
      @TherandomshitstormerCXVII 8 месяцев назад +42

      Isn’t he the how to basic guy?

    • @Piespys
      @Piespys 8 месяцев назад +49

      ​@@TherandomshitstormerCXVIIyeah thats correct

    • @stolenalt
      @stolenalt 8 месяцев назад +12

      Indians.

  • @user-mk8cv8ff1j
    @user-mk8cv8ff1j 23 дня назад +44

    This brings a new meaning to “I eat nails for breakfast”

  • @AchChi1
    @AchChi1 14 дней назад +97

    “Chew like bubble gum”
    *instantly wants him to chew it*

  • @FriesShake
    @FriesShake 11 месяцев назад +22619

    I think Michael is gonna be the first human to evolve

    • @priyanshukatuwal
      @priyanshukatuwal 11 месяцев назад +878

      What's next, Wsauce?

    • @cameronchappell729
      @cameronchappell729 11 месяцев назад +411

      ​@@priyanshukatuwal ysauce

    • @Who_Does
      @Who_Does 11 месяцев назад +258

      jokes aside hope you all know we never stop evolving, right?

    • @cameronchappell729
      @cameronchappell729 11 месяцев назад +124

      @@Who_Does obviously

    • @priyanshukatuwal
      @priyanshukatuwal 11 месяцев назад +134

      @@Who_Doesn't know? 😁

  • @lightlezs7048
    @lightlezs7048 11 месяцев назад +19993

    Don't let Michael in Nile Red's lab, things WILL go wrong.

    • @doublearon1361
      @doublearon1361 11 месяцев назад +353

      Actually, it is most likely not the responsibility of any of the viewers of this video to restrict access to Nile Red’s lab. That is up to Nile Red himself

    • @Sireaquired
      @Sireaquired 11 месяцев назад +459

      @@doublearon1361 r/wooooosh

    • @dragonwrath582
      @dragonwrath582 11 месяцев назад +365

      ​@@Sireaquired r/itswooooshwith4o's

    • @chloversp5799
      @chloversp5799 11 месяцев назад +224

      ​@@dragonwrath582 r/onlyyoucareaboutthespellingofareditjoke

    • @GeodosDevlog
      @GeodosDevlog 11 месяцев назад +333

      ​@@dragonwrath582 r/itsactuallyredditnotredit

  • @cjhj3480
    @cjhj3480 24 дня назад +13

    The background music felt like a fever dream

  • @GreasyBeasty
    @GreasyBeasty 22 дня назад +15

    👨‍⚕️: "sir you need to floss"
    "Chew metal you say?"

  • @Skythewindmill
    @Skythewindmill 11 месяцев назад +7516

    Michael really just told us not to chew it while giving it a 9/10

    • @abcd-sf5ur
      @abcd-sf5ur 11 месяцев назад +61

      He only rated it 9 because it was close to 10.😅

    • @theconphentedcow241
      @theconphentedcow241 11 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@abcd-sf5ur well if the e is close enough to an i to coverge into an amalgamation of letters that ends up being eye which is close enough to and 'i' then yes, it is close to ten

    • @Chaos-Clips
      @Chaos-Clips 11 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@theconphentedcow241 i dont think that made sense at all

    • @RobwithoneB
      @RobwithoneB 11 месяцев назад +5

      Meth addicts be like

    • @meowbruh.
      @meowbruh. 11 месяцев назад +3

      9/tin

  • @auuul._
    @auuul._ 10 месяцев назад +7302

    "dont do this at home"
    sir I dont have Indium at home

    • @FireStarJutsu
      @FireStarJutsu 9 месяцев назад +29

      hahahahaha

    • @habibulalamasif9137
      @habibulalamasif9137 9 месяцев назад +110

      Indium at home:

    • @jellycore1316
      @jellycore1316 9 месяцев назад +6

      XD

    • @hysterial4
      @hysterial4 9 месяцев назад +11

      wait you dont? i have a ton of em

    • @kaPaURL
      @kaPaURL 9 месяцев назад +61

      ​@@habibulalamasif9137starts chewing on aluminum foil

  • @thegamerman513
    @thegamerman513 16 дней назад +9

    I feel like VSauce is going to show us how to make a homemade hydrogen bomb and test it, "accidentally" erasing a random state and pretty much every thing around it

  • @temualbasu2559
    @temualbasu2559 22 дня назад +24

    I finally found the perfect chad jawline exercise

    • @jamesmooney7552
      @jamesmooney7552 2 дня назад

      This is probably the only time I will request somebody to just stick to mewing instead...

  • @oneoneeightoneone
    @oneoneeightoneone 11 месяцев назад +5428

    Robots ain't even sentient yet and they already got their own brand of chewing gum

    • @Andrew8885W
      @Andrew8885W 11 месяцев назад +40

      Looks like it 😁

    • @dustinakadustin
      @dustinakadustin 11 месяцев назад +61

      That's not a bad idea for a sci-fi story

    • @Ratchet4647
      @Ratchet4647 11 месяцев назад +22

      This is brilliant.

    • @Six6ix
      @Six6ix 11 месяцев назад +22

      That’s cannibalism

    • @oneedicin4605
      @oneedicin4605 11 месяцев назад +31

      @@Six6ix nah just like human eats pork and beef

  • @Rain_idkk
    @Rain_idkk 4 месяца назад +10405

    “Bro what you eating”
    “Straight fucking metal dude”

    • @TMOY123
      @TMOY123 4 месяца назад +33

      Hah!

    • @lebread3193
      @lebread3193 4 месяца назад +57

      BROTHER?!

    • @TMOY123
      @TMOY123 4 месяца назад +13

      @@lebread3193 huh

    • @gamblingcat8205
      @gamblingcat8205 4 месяца назад +19

      I gotta try to get some so I can just take a bite out of metal in front of my friends.

    • @Rain_idkk
      @Rain_idkk 4 месяца назад +23

      @@lebread3193 brother?

  • @ydhstr5605
    @ydhstr5605 25 дней назад +15

    "Can i have a piece of gum?"
    Michael:Sure here *Gives indium*

  • @samchristianlazarra
    @samchristianlazarra 20 дней назад +6

    "What's for dinner?"
    "raw"
    "Raw food?"
    "Raw metals"

  • @biglad6265
    @biglad6265 11 месяцев назад +14053

    Where are the bodies Michael

    • @monkethefirst7636
      @monkethefirst7636 11 месяцев назад +164

      I don't feel like it's right to be second top comment on the vid with no replies so imma just leave this here

    • @AnimalBlundetto
      @AnimalBlundetto 11 месяцев назад +36

      @@monkethefirst7636Npc comment

    • @monkethefirst7636
      @monkethefirst7636 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@AnimalBlundetto no one asked + who tf even cares about the kind of comment, I just felt like it so I did it, your comment is even more useless than mine

    • @kuhnville3145
      @kuhnville3145 11 месяцев назад +38

      @@AnimalBlundetto npc reply

    • @AnimalBlundetto
      @AnimalBlundetto 11 месяцев назад +14

      @@kuhnville3145 Look another NPC

  • @IndraD
    @IndraD 11 месяцев назад +21210

    This man went from explaining how human flesh tastes to chewing metal. The plot keeps getting thicker.

    • @the_midday_dusk
      @the_midday_dusk 11 месяцев назад +223

      Maybe the pot does too

    • @cicikus949
      @cicikus949 11 месяцев назад +113

      The lore is expanding

    • @Bluebloods7
      @Bluebloods7 11 месяцев назад +119

      Somebody has to figure out how to feed 10 billion people by 2050.

    • @Drrwbie
      @Drrwbie 11 месяцев назад +36

      He’s not human

    • @Bluebloods7
      @Bluebloods7 11 месяцев назад +27

      @@Drrwbie human isn't he.

  • @lancedailygaming2821
    @lancedailygaming2821 7 дней назад +2

    *See's chewing*
    "Can I have some gum?"
    "Sure!"

  • @trumtrum5136
    @trumtrum5136 22 дня назад +3

    Vsauce accidentally posted this to the wrong universe

  • @cwuber2023
    @cwuber2023 11 месяцев назад +8115

    Michael's the only guy in the entire multiverse to show a closeup of him chewing metal and compare it to refrigerated milk duds

    • @m_1910
      @m_1910 11 месяцев назад +15

      1.2k likes with no comments? tf

    • @Atomics_27
      @Atomics_27 11 месяцев назад +10

      1.6 likes with one comment
      ... wtf

    • @itormentpeople7246
      @itormentpeople7246 11 месяцев назад +6

      1.8K likes with 2 comments
      …wtf

    • @brandonwarner3732
      @brandonwarner3732 11 месяцев назад +7

      I mean, it is a really good description, though. Also 2.1k and only 3 comments

    • @cwuber2023
      @cwuber2023 11 месяцев назад +3

      Hate to be this guy, but thanks for all the likes

  • @Lestyrin
    @Lestyrin 6 месяцев назад +11625

    Imagine pulling out a pack of indium in class💀

    • @Kridstal
      @Kridstal 6 месяцев назад +633

      There are no rules for chewing indium during class, great idea

    • @Watermelon_C4t
      @Watermelon_C4t 5 месяцев назад +36

      lol

    • @LostSoul_0
      @LostSoul_0 5 месяцев назад +168

      "MICHAEL WHY TF ARE YOU EATING METAL!"

    • @meowcatm
      @meowcatm 5 месяцев назад +15

      💀💀

    • @derpsundays5559
      @derpsundays5559 5 месяцев назад +106

      Teacher: Micheal? Do you have enough for the whole class?

  • @AshutoshNayak-je2qg
    @AshutoshNayak-je2qg 16 дней назад +2

    That 10 and tin joke, that's the most funny a chemist could be

  • @Chernoalphafan
    @Chernoalphafan 17 дней назад +2

    I love how he chews just like a cat would

  • @FieryPadawan
    @FieryPadawan 8 месяцев назад +5184

    babies when choosing what to eat:

  • @thenamelessking375
    @thenamelessking375 11 месяцев назад +2710

    I can't love this man more

    • @GuywithaTrexskullonhishead
      @GuywithaTrexskullonhishead 11 месяцев назад +2

      318 likes and one reply, lemme fix that

    • @thenamelessking375
      @thenamelessking375 11 месяцев назад +6

      Bots

    • @darealbukchoyboi
      @darealbukchoyboi 11 месяцев назад +3

      no homo bro

    • @weaa00
      @weaa00 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@darealbukchoyboi this is a homo genius only discussion no other species allowed!!!!!!

    • @unfunnyskull
      @unfunnyskull 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@darealbukchoyboi not gay if he wears socks

  • @cassandrahmettsmetobo3824
    @cassandrahmettsmetobo3824 16 дней назад +2

    “ …but can you eat it?”
    *upbeat music intensifying*

  • @vladimirlenin843
    @vladimirlenin843 21 день назад +44

    It cost more than gold
    He's flexing right there

    • @tim1190
      @tim1190 18 дней назад +4

      it doesn't cost more than gold, u can buy 10 grams for like 20 bucks

    • @cubebit8508
      @cubebit8508 16 дней назад +4

      @@tim1190 correct.
      Gold: 76.739$ / kg
      Indium: 446$ / kg
      Maybe he mistook it for another metal... like Osmium which costs 1.389.818$ / kg (maybe not this one in particular)
      or Rhodium which is 151.786$ / kg

  • @soumilghosh5156
    @soumilghosh5156 11 месяцев назад +3482

    After eating that silica gel, Michael has officially gone insane

    • @SingularityPoint
      @SingularityPoint 11 месяцев назад +84

      He has never truly recovered from the isolation

    • @Noodlecow2
      @Noodlecow2 11 месяцев назад +11

      @@SingularityPoint seen this reply a million times. :)

    • @originaluseername
      @originaluseername 11 месяцев назад

      just so you know, “going insane” is an outdated concept that contributes to the stigmatization of mental illnesses.
      just say “he’s never been the same” instead. :)

    • @pixelzebra8440
      @pixelzebra8440 11 месяцев назад +6

      FR pretty sure he ate the wrong one 💀

    • @Brookhaventroller
      @Brookhaventroller 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@pixelzebra8440 fr😂

  • @nicodemusedwards6931
    @nicodemusedwards6931 11 месяцев назад +5121

    Michael is lying. He’s actually chewing Grade 4 titanium.
    Edit: The fuck is going on down there?

    • @doublearon1361
      @doublearon1361 11 месяцев назад +79

      @nicodemusedwards6931 That is ridiculously impossible. Commercially Pure Titanium Grade 4 is the highest strength pure unalloyed Titanium with high oxygen and extra high strength. To assume that Michael is chewing this metal with his teeth is ignorant and embarrassing

    • @Johncool2
      @Johncool2 11 месяцев назад +345

      @@doublearon1361 it was a joke, at least I hope so

    • @Daft_Vader
      @Daft_Vader 11 месяцев назад +475

      ​@@doublearon1361 You underestimate his power

    • @TheChosenOne77
      @TheChosenOne77 11 месяцев назад +172

      ​@@doublearon1361 bruh 🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @stopmostu
      @stopmostu 11 месяцев назад +295

      ​@@doublearon1361 your the embodiment of the average redditer

  • @This_awesomguy64
    @This_awesomguy64 13 дней назад +1

    Vsauce just has a whole laboratory in his home for these shorts

  • @lallatitime5929
    @lallatitime5929 6 дней назад +2

    “Hey what are you chewing on?”
    “Indium.”

  • @MalMalWasTaken
    @MalMalWasTaken 11 месяцев назад +5130

    He's eating metal now. Oh god.

    • @Acs2004
      @Acs2004 11 месяцев назад +147

      He learned the weakness of his flesh, to seek the surety of steel, he now consumes metal.

    • @YoungGandalf2325
      @YoungGandalf2325 11 месяцев назад +21

      It can't be as bad as swallowing actual gum.

    • @victorabadias9167
      @victorabadias9167 11 месяцев назад +22

      We've definetely lost him

    • @mcfallenondeeznuts
      @mcfallenondeeznuts 11 месяцев назад +11

      @@victorabadias9167 nah man, he lost himself 🫡

    • @I_Will_Rip_Ur_Balls_6900
      @I_Will_Rip_Ur_Balls_6900 11 месяцев назад +4

      thefogiscoming

  • @fireredgaming1
    @fireredgaming1 11 месяцев назад +3568

    “Are you chewing gum in my class?”
    “No sir, I’m chewing Indium”

    • @FawadAli_SST
      @FawadAli_SST 10 месяцев назад +54

      "Are you chewing gum in my class?"
      "No sir! I swear I'm not."

    • @nekthekoy1
      @nekthekoy1 10 месяцев назад +17

      In chemistry class😂

    • @bitbreaker_creator
      @bitbreaker_creator 10 месяцев назад +5

      Im chewing bedrock

    • @Slipknot55566
      @Slipknot55566 10 месяцев назад

      @@a-dv7uywhat?

    • @MiteBlueRuby
      @MiteBlueRuby 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@Slipknot55566 one of many bots that spam something like "it's here" with a non-relevant link. Basically a way to viewbot with real accounts watching.

  • @CharlieGray-jt1zq
    @CharlieGray-jt1zq 13 часов назад +1

    “No gum in glass!”
    Enter VSauce:

  • @_G.U.D.E.T.A.M.A_
    @_G.U.D.E.T.A.M.A_ 11 часов назад +1

    "Hey Vsauce, Michael here"

  • @mariannehill8005
    @mariannehill8005 11 месяцев назад +5251

    Babies when they find the most corrosive chemical under the sink:

    • @IVeryMuchHateYouTubeHandles
      @IVeryMuchHateYouTubeHandles 11 месяцев назад +103

      Unsupervised Babies: *Death Speedrun*

    • @MrBucketHat236
      @MrBucketHat236 10 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@a-dv7uy Bet it's not

    • @roteitochhawng3523
      @roteitochhawng3523 10 месяцев назад +4

      ​@Neymar Jr its nothing (literally)

    • @mst9io853
      @mst9io853 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@IVeryMuchHateRUclipsHandles tiger shark got the death any% record. Blud got a time of -2 days, got killed by their sibling in the womb💀💀💀

    • @abcdefzhij
      @abcdefzhij 10 месяцев назад

      @@IVeryMuchHateRUclipsHandles lmao

  • @bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222
    @bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222 10 месяцев назад +11227

    "Eating gum in class?"
    "Not gum"
    "Tobacco, I see"
    "Solid metal"
    "What?"
    "Solid metal, pussy"

    • @UH-60_Blackhawk
      @UH-60_Blackhawk 10 месяцев назад +371

      "How are you eating solid metal???"

    • @bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222
      @bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222 10 месяцев назад +451

      @@UH-60_Blackhawk "NANOMACHINES, SON"
      (if you are referencing something idk)

    • @UH-60_Blackhawk
      @UH-60_Blackhawk 10 месяцев назад +139

      @@bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222
      no reference
      ( ._. )
      head empty

    • @LateLater1
      @LateLater1 9 месяцев назад +64

      @@bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222 metal gear solid?

    • @Gabriellaella23
      @Gabriellaella23 9 месяцев назад +33

      "Wait what?"

  • @epikgamr_6956
    @epikgamr_6956 19 дней назад +2

    Dentists: bro why the fuck do you have metal scarps in your mouth
    Vsauce: my bad I was chewing on some metal

  • @CivicRec
    @CivicRec 10 месяцев назад +3439

    Micheal is the only person who sees the periodic table as a tier list.

    • @ziggo_pro
      @ziggo_pro 8 месяцев назад +46

      i wouldn't rate it 9/10 i would rate it 9/11

    • @lolerislyfe2467
      @lolerislyfe2467 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@ziggo_pro:/ that wasn’t funny

    • @ziggo_pro
      @ziggo_pro 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@lolerislyfe2467 lol

    • @dainvisibulman
      @dainvisibulman 8 месяцев назад

      tbh kinda funny man@@lolerislyfe2467

    • @kral-4444
      @kral-4444 8 месяцев назад +16

      @@lolerislyfe2467 :/ that was funny

  • @Little-Kami
    @Little-Kami 6 месяцев назад +1906

    Bullies in movies: Chewing on gum
    Vsauce: *Chews on Indium*

    • @RodhiShartedHarded
      @RodhiShartedHarded 4 месяца назад +39

      Vsauce bullies the bully's bully

    • @MingCrab8404
      @MingCrab8404 4 месяца назад +13

      ​@@RodhiShartedHardedand the bully's bully bullies a bully which bullies bully

    • @Randomscratcher1527
      @Randomscratcher1527 4 месяца назад

      @@MingCrab8404dear god

    • @randysolis9825
      @randysolis9825 4 месяца назад +6

      Vsauce bullies his bully's bully, bullying billy, protected by the bully's bully. The bully's bully bullied billy's bully while vsauce bullied his bully's bully bullying billy protected by the bully's bully

    • @clementpoon120
      @clementpoon120 4 месяца назад +4

      willy wonka would love this (he hates gum)

  • @mariemjlassi723
    @mariemjlassi723 16 часов назад

    No but that pun is literally the best pun I've ever heard in my life.

  • @Darkness-hr2lt
    @Darkness-hr2lt 21 день назад +3

    Teacher: Are u chewing a gum in the
    Class room
    Student: No I'm chewing element-

  • @chriswalker7408
    @chriswalker7408 11 месяцев назад +2033

    Michael’s dentist is gonna have to talk to him about the dangers of chewing metal

    • @geminikid609
      @geminikid609 11 месяцев назад +66

      "Michael , i didnt think i had to tell a grown man this but dont chew metal.

    • @bob_is_the-og
      @bob_is_the-og 11 месяцев назад +10

      He's gonna have to hear PUUUUUHHHH

    • @steam_jane5580
      @steam_jane5580 11 месяцев назад +8

      as someone with fillings, it made me slightly shudder like tinfoil if you have ever gotten it in your mouth, but also I would try this.

    • @conclusivestate
      @conclusivestate 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@Don’t_click_this_profile
      Instructions clear. Not clicking.

    • @CakeofRage
      @CakeofRage 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​​@@bob_is_the-og ah, bentist. I didn't know i meeded him to react to this until now

  • @Sackyjuice
    @Sackyjuice 3 месяца назад +4799

    "Yo bro can i have some gum?"
    "Sure, here"
    *"What the fuck is this"*

    • @loganferguson8860
      @loganferguson8860 3 месяца назад +163

      "It's Indium. CHEW IT."

    • @loganferguson8860
      @loganferguson8860 3 месяца назад +87

      "Why tho?"
      "Because you can."

    • @Luigi_bros4321
      @Luigi_bros4321 2 месяца назад +57

      „But i dont want to“
      „I dont care“

    • @Kk.........000tcdtuoj
      @Kk.........000tcdtuoj 2 месяца назад +45

      "you have to"
      "But my teeth will fall out"

    • @canadaball296
      @canadaball296 2 месяца назад

      @@Kk.........000tcdtuoj “it’s free bubblegum tho it doesn’t go hard”
      “Stfu”

  • @volkano6991
    @volkano6991 13 дней назад +2

    Dude coocked it a little bit at the beggining😂

  • @user-uq9pi1ow1e
    @user-uq9pi1ow1e 29 дней назад +1

    That face at the end bro💀💀💀💀

  • @chakkara04
    @chakkara04 10 месяцев назад +4677

    The only guy who rates elements in the periodic table.

    • @occasionalart7597
      @occasionalart7597 10 месяцев назад +91

      Periodic table tier list

    • @atxm1c45
      @atxm1c45 10 месяцев назад +26

      @@occasionalart7597that would be fire ngl

    • @khloehunter9378
      @khloehunter9378 10 месяцев назад +61

      "Uranium was kinda weird, it made my poop green and i grew an extra arm, 3/10"

    • @Somerled_Pox
      @Somerled_Pox 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@atxm1c45 There's already a dude that does this IIRC

    • @krishnachoubey8648
      @krishnachoubey8648 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@atxm1c45flammable gases : "well fu-"

  • @shauryagupta3644
    @shauryagupta3644 11 месяцев назад +4445

    Michael is the type of guy to see a piece of metal and ask "is anyone gonna eat that?" and then not wait for an answer

    • @Murphy_Law3143
      @Murphy_Law3143 11 месяцев назад +39

      But then give us all the answers.

    • @shookyboy
      @shookyboy 11 месяцев назад +12

      🧑🎸🎤 reference

    • @jopiluis3382
      @jopiluis3382 11 месяцев назад +3

      LMAO well this is golden

    • @hermie9737
      @hermie9737 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@jopiluis3382 No

    • @hermie9737
      @hermie9737 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@jopiluis3382 No

  • @byronsands
    @byronsands 24 дня назад +1

    anything jack stauber does, animators like me watch

  • @user-mp9hz3cu6o
    @user-mp9hz3cu6o 7 дней назад

    that pun deserves community service 😢😂

  • @roobk17
    @roobk17 11 месяцев назад +1957

    michael never recovered from those 3 days in isolation

    • @lordkonzilla7890
      @lordkonzilla7890 11 месяцев назад +60

      Those 3 days never recovered from michael

    • @mikel-yi7kc
      @mikel-yi7kc 11 месяцев назад +10

      @@Master_Chef recovered never 3 days michael those isolation from in

    • @a_literal_crow
      @a_literal_crow 11 месяцев назад +9

      I never recovered from those 3 days in Michael

    • @clarkranone1147
      @clarkranone1147 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Reignor99 That's sad man, I hope you recover and move past that some day. Good luck.

    • @W1LDCARD857
      @W1LDCARD857 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@a_literal_crow *Pause*

  • @tuba.mp4
    @tuba.mp4 7 месяцев назад +5883

    “are you chewing gum in my class?”
    “lul no, it’s metal.”
    “…”
    “ *i can write with it too.* “

    • @reignellwalker9755
      @reignellwalker9755 7 месяцев назад +67

      God bless you, Jesus loves you very much

    • @Cybercombatant
      @Cybercombatant 7 месяцев назад +121

      @@reignellwalker9755 Hey buddy. WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIME.

    • @LilGup.
      @LilGup. 7 месяцев назад +19

      @@Cybercombatant???

    • @cheeseboii3179
      @cheeseboii3179 7 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@Cybercombatant???

    • @probablyaveteran
      @probablyaveteran 7 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@Cybercombatant???

  • @Rockys-Studio
    @Rockys-Studio 28 дней назад

    rare footage of michael not saying "or is it?"

  • @aniruddhjuyal67_17
    @aniruddhjuyal67_17 9 часов назад +1

    Food review ❌
    Element review ✅

  • @TreeRegime
    @TreeRegime 9 месяцев назад +4943

    He’s becoming too powerful. He can now only consume raw metals and must drink light years of water for sustenance…

    • @ashleyd8885
      @ashleyd8885 8 месяцев назад +68

      He’s turned into a god

    • @gumdrop371
      @gumdrop371 8 месяцев назад +42

      He hungers for knowledge more than anything.

    • @peterkaufmann6548
      @peterkaufmann6548 8 месяцев назад +29

      A light year of water in molecules is about 1 liter

    • @TreeRegime
      @TreeRegime 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@peterkaufmann6548 you’re probably fun at parties

    • @bong-bong..
      @bong-bong.. 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@peterkaufmann6548r/wooooooosh

  • @HisMajesty99
    @HisMajesty99 2 месяца назад +5708

    “Nine out of Tin”
    -VSauce 🧠

  • @kikxiang9259
    @kikxiang9259 9 дней назад

    A : What do you eat
    Vsauce : -Indium- *Metal*

  • @Intentionally_Inflammatory
    @Intentionally_Inflammatory 3 дня назад +1

    That joke took 6 months off my life

  • @Bogester
    @Bogester 11 месяцев назад +555

    “ psychologists say that spending less than three days in isolation can cause brain damage so I’m going to spend three” -Michael before he went insane

    • @youknowme1475
      @youknowme1475 11 месяцев назад +36

      michael already lost it after getting stoned on Ayahuasca

    • @JaMorantBiggerArm
      @JaMorantBiggerArm 11 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@youknowme1475 that was actually the turning point if I'm being honest

    • @swingonthespiral
      @swingonthespiral 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@YouKnowMe14 he hasn't lost it. He's way more entertaining now.

    • @killm360
      @killm360 11 месяцев назад +1

      Wait till he provide more spit facts

    • @brazilianca8902
      @brazilianca8902 11 месяцев назад

      @@swingonthespiral bro's eating metal

  • @Tunabreath2001
    @Tunabreath2001 11 месяцев назад +3990

    Michael is the type of dude to have a kitchen in his basement

    • @johnmartin4172
      @johnmartin4172 11 месяцев назад +24

      underrated comment

    • @zukitamo
      @zukitamo 11 месяцев назад +14

      Breaking bad?

    • @treeman678
      @treeman678 11 месяцев назад +16

      Jesse we need to cook

    • @I_SEE_RED
      @I_SEE_RED 11 месяцев назад +3

      Just like mister sausage

    • @hippittyhopp2379
      @hippittyhopp2379 11 месяцев назад +3

      His long lost brother, babish has one

  • @user-hc1ju7md7c
    @user-hc1ju7md7c 18 дней назад

    Indium actually isn't soft. Its just Vsauce's raw strength empowering over the metal so much that it just turns soft

  • @drakegagne
    @drakegagne 19 дней назад

    "Dont chew im a Metal Buddy"

  • @TheMaxxter
    @TheMaxxter 4 месяца назад +4929

    Plot twist, you can't chew indium, but Michael is that strong.

    • @tantdre12380
      @tantdre12380 3 месяца назад +17

      Wild

    • @2if
      @2if 3 месяца назад +59

      plot twist: that isnt indium

    • @turkey-pultpvz2252
      @turkey-pultpvz2252 3 месяца назад +4

      All this are wrong

    • @Mr.Maguire221b
      @Mr.Maguire221b 3 месяца назад +48

      "But it wasn't because I'm so strong, *even though I am* "

    • @wet0wl
      @wet0wl 3 месяца назад +14

      @@2ifit’s titanium

  • @laqu.
    @laqu. 11 месяцев назад +4697

    I’d donate my body to science before death if it was for Michael

    • @Splatstab
      @Splatstab 11 месяцев назад +35

      Honestly, who wouldnt?

    • @DanielMendoza-js2od
      @DanielMendoza-js2od 11 месяцев назад +133

      "THIS is a dead body, and if i light it in fire...
      You can see it BURNS" 👁️ 👁️ **Stares at your soul**

    • @jerico2794
      @jerico2794 11 месяцев назад +6

      yes) like this)

    • @alexwijaya6857
      @alexwijaya6857 11 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@DanielMendoza-js2od but what if i fry it?

    • @janslavik5284
      @janslavik5284 11 месяцев назад +16

      he'd chew on it

  • @im_bellaa
    @im_bellaa 27 дней назад +1

    "I could feel the vibrations 😭💀

  • @Duckyy.
    @Duckyy. 13 дней назад

    Never stop doing this stuff please. I beg of you!

  • @zxcqwe6931
    @zxcqwe6931 11 месяцев назад +622

    The most normal vsauce video lately

    • @apeheadboink
      @apeheadboink 11 месяцев назад +4

      No this is one of the most unhinged yet

    • @doublearon1361
      @doublearon1361 11 месяцев назад

      @@apeheadboinkfacts

  • @katzgawrgoredrinker0620
    @katzgawrgoredrinker0620 11 месяцев назад +1396

    He woke up today and decided to eat metal for science

    • @NotxbossThexbot
      @NotxbossThexbot 11 месяцев назад +6

      Nahh bruhh, he ate it for breakfast

    • @doublearon1361
      @doublearon1361 11 месяцев назад +1

      Actually is was most likely recorded at an earlier date while he was at his office, and then edited later and released to the public

    • @NotxbossThexbot
      @NotxbossThexbot 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@doublearon1361 🤓

    • @dabunnyrabbit2620
      @dabunnyrabbit2620 11 месяцев назад

      Chew

    • @dabunnyrabbit2620
      @dabunnyrabbit2620 11 месяцев назад

      ​@dont_click_this_profile
      I did not tead it.

  • @therectrio3140
    @therectrio3140 5 дней назад

    “What are you chewing on”
    “Indium!”

  • @Qusse_edit
    @Qusse_edit 25 дней назад

    Vsauce rizz is on another level

  • @livelikedragons
    @livelikedragons 11 месяцев назад +2049

    Michael has a bachelor's degree in neuropsychology and a bachelor's degree in English Literature and I think that's a damn cool combo.

  • @boomiestboxever9468
    @boomiestboxever9468 4 месяца назад +5945

    “Ay bro you got a pencil?”
    “Yeah bro here”
    “This is just metal”

    • @TheMaxxter
      @TheMaxxter 4 месяца назад +95

      It's also a chewing gum if you want!

    • @Yah.so.no.
      @Yah.so.no. 3 месяца назад +73

      *starts chewing on it*

    • @Huh.19
      @Huh.19 3 месяца назад +24

      @@Yah.so.no.yo can I have one

    • @michelleoshima9315
      @michelleoshima9315 3 месяца назад +8

      Is no just metel! Go chew it

    • @ElChipsFiestaBuffet
      @ElChipsFiestaBuffet 3 месяца назад +9

      "Or is it?"

  • @ImaOtamatone
    @ImaOtamatone 12 дней назад

    "Are you chewing gum?"
    " *No* "

  • @ProbablyAEuropean
    @ProbablyAEuropean 5 месяцев назад +1406

    "What flavour gum is that?"
    "Superconductor"

    • @Zdv0rz
      @Zdv0rz 4 месяца назад +8

      That's clever, 10/10 comment

    • @GameGlitcher2009
      @GameGlitcher2009 4 месяца назад +13

      Tin/Tin

    • @ENDI8089
      @ENDI8089 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Zdv0rzits wrong tho

    • @ENDI8089
      @ENDI8089 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Zdv0rzits wrong tho

    • @405_ad
      @405_ad 3 месяца назад

      LOL

  • @YodaWhat
    @YodaWhat 7 месяцев назад +2273

    Next day, Michael's dentist asks *"SO... What pulled your fillings out **_this time?"_*

    • @Noclipped....
      @Noclipped.... 6 месяцев назад +84

      "an indium ingot"
      "a..what?"
      "indium ingot."

    • @cameronvanatti6629
      @cameronvanatti6629 6 месяцев назад +14

      Watching this makes me cringe because I have fillings that hurt when they touch metal

    • @dr.darkroom
      @dr.darkroom 6 месяцев назад +2

      Sir... This guy has no fillings.

    • @BeingDumb247
      @BeingDumb247 6 месяцев назад

      "Gallium"

    • @summen78
      @summen78 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@BeingDumb247no

  • @catsandart8426
    @catsandart8426 22 дня назад

    Dont ask vsauce for gum 💀

  • @frosty6128
    @frosty6128 15 дней назад

    Michael is becoming stronger with every single day passing

  • @theofficialboink
    @theofficialboink 10 месяцев назад +707

    The stare at the end is the exact definition of “run”

    • @sampurnalamabose5654
      @sampurnalamabose5654 8 месяцев назад +5

      100 likes but no replies? let me fix that.

    • @TbV-st8ef
      @TbV-st8ef 8 месяцев назад +3

      200 likes and one reply? Let me fix that

    • @crumble2000
      @crumble2000 8 месяцев назад

      It's funny you say this, because in one of his following videos he explains that "run" is the word with the most definitions

    • @jacobgarcia7918
      @jacobgarcia7918 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@crumble2000this is his latest video.

    • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
      @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 8 месяцев назад +3

      He chews metal. What chance does your bones have?

  • @pratyushjha765
    @pratyushjha765 7 месяцев назад +1603

    Mom: Why don't you go play with the neighbor's kids ?
    The neighbor's kids:

  • @SketchyTalks
    @SketchyTalks 14 дней назад +1

    "Yo bro I found this new tool to mew with-"

  • @jfeat_
    @jfeat_ 11 месяцев назад +2408

    Michael is the kind of person that sees indium and ask "is anyone gonna eat that?" and not waiting for an answer

    • @rabbitfoot633
      @rabbitfoot633 10 месяцев назад +1

      260 like with no replies? i'lll fix that

    • @anti-lgbtq8860
      @anti-lgbtq8860 10 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@rabbitfoot633just comment anything else it's so over used

    • @Zach-yq7jb
      @Zach-yq7jb 10 месяцев назад +5

      Someone give this man their mom's number.

    • @_Highxway
      @_Highxway 10 месяцев назад

      someone find this man his father

    • @ZzZz-fq3iw
      @ZzZz-fq3iw 10 месяцев назад +1

      You made me remember Wilbur soot anyways lmao

  • @guardian7773
    @guardian7773 Месяц назад +4271

    “Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Metal is not for chewing…or is it?”

  • @Astolix96
    @Astolix96 9 дней назад

    “Yo lemme borrow a pencil”
    *pulls out a chunk of indium*

  • @lestertheguy1734
    @lestertheguy1734 11 дней назад

    bites into a solid block of metal and chews it like gum
    ah yes,
    V-sauce, micheal

  • @dewnakayasodara5142
    @dewnakayasodara5142 3 месяца назад +3685

    "It had absolutely no taste""
    "But i would give it a 9/10" 💀

    • @Mack10011
      @Mack10011 3 месяца назад +24

      better than tasting like

    • @Marcoblindheim
      @Marcoblindheim 2 месяца назад +23

      If you think that sounds high you should know that even the periodic table puts it close to tin!

    • @vinyashere4all
      @vinyashere4all 2 месяца назад

      Yeah because this wasn't a Master chef short, mate.

    • @vinyashere4all
      @vinyashere4all 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Marcoblindheim, yeah, that perfectly explains why it was rated so high, apart from the fact that it doesn't.

    • @honeybadgerbomb4469
      @honeybadgerbomb4469 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@vinyashere4all Not sure you understand
      Even the periodic table puts it close to Tin

  • @DirectorDelta
    @DirectorDelta 11 месяцев назад +1206

    “If you think that sounds high…”
    No, Michael, I think *YOU* sound high.

  • @Hexmaniacop
    @Hexmaniacop 25 дней назад

    WE GETTING A JAWLINE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @tehcodekid8421
    @tehcodekid8421 6 месяцев назад +4439

    “Now, I’m not able to chew this because I’m so strong, *even though I am.* ”

    • @galacticp1
      @galacticp1 6 месяцев назад +79

      2 metal balls moment

    • @_Gam3r
      @_Gam3r 5 месяцев назад +6

      wrong video

    • @Ink.-Sans
      @Ink.-Sans 5 месяцев назад +11

      @@_Gam3rwdym wrong vid?

    • @DPWLVr
      @DPWLVr 5 месяцев назад +6

      the jaw muscle is the strongest in the body btw

    • @shashankbhalotia5350
      @shashankbhalotia5350 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@DPWLVrits tongue

  • @SoopaBlitz
    @SoopaBlitz 11 месяцев назад +1253

    I love the fact that Michael is accepting himself and letting us see how weird he is. Not only is he teaching me science, but he's raising my self-esteem.

    • @Ryan-to1pr
      @Ryan-to1pr 11 месяцев назад +10

      always been like that

    • @shvonkle
      @shvonkle 11 месяцев назад +13

      He isnt weird, hes just awesome :D

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 11 месяцев назад +7

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live"
      ~ Marcus Aurelius

    • @dartingralaughter9781
      @dartingralaughter9781 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@shvonkle I think he's both

    • @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix
      @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@philosophy_bot4171 Oddly fitting quote for a bot.

  • @nickw6969
    @nickw6969 2 дня назад

    Mans doing my intrusive thoughts from chemistry lessons

  • @_MrMoney
    @_MrMoney 4 дня назад +2

    I... I ain't the only one who heard the moan when he bit it, right?

    • @treeification
      @treeification 4 дня назад

      I literally commented about this 3 months ago and not a single person saw it, glad someone else finally noticed it