just so you know, “going insane” is an outdated concept that contributes to the stigmatization of mental illnesses. just say “he’s never been the same” instead. :)
@@abcd-sf5ur well if the e is close enough to an i to coverge into an amalgamation of letters that ends up being eye which is close enough to and 'i' then yes, it is close to ten
I feel like VSauce is going to show us how to make a homemade hydrogen bomb and test it, "accidentally" erasing a random state and pretty much every thing around it
@@AnimalBlundetto no one asked + who tf even cares about the kind of comment, I just felt like it so I did it, your comment is even more useless than mine
Actually, it is most likely not the responsibility of any of the viewers of this video to restrict access to Nile Red’s lab. That is up to Nile Red himself
Vsauce bullies his bully's bully, bullying billy, protected by the bully's bully. The bully's bully bullied billy's bully while vsauce bullied his bully's bully bullying billy protected by the bully's bully
@nicodemusedwards6931 That is ridiculously impossible. Commercially Pure Titanium Grade 4 is the highest strength pure unalloyed Titanium with high oxygen and extra high strength. To assume that Michael is chewing this metal with his teeth is ignorant and embarrassing
@@Slipknot55566 one of many bots that spam something like "it's here" with a non-relevant link. Basically a way to viewbot with real accounts watching.
I love the fact that Michael is accepting himself and letting us see how weird he is. Not only is he teaching me science, but he's raising my self-esteem.
Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live" ~ Marcus Aurelius
When this man is on his deathbed, and when you hear his last heart beat, I am confident he will raise his body, with his eyes wide open, and stare at everyone in the room with the words “Or am I?”
Nothing can stop Michael right now, he started eating raw metals
If only they were cooked
For heavens sake, don't let Gwyneth Paltrow and Goop catch wind you can eat Indium!
He's just a cyborg food blogging
I was chewing metal as a little kid. Lead tastes sweet..
I like my metal medium rare
Robots ain't even sentient yet and they already got their own brand of chewing gum
Looks like it 😁
That's not a bad idea for a sci-fi story
This is brilliant.
That’s cannibalism
@@Six6ix nah just like human eats pork and beef
Micheal is the only person who sees the periodic table as a tier list.
i wouldn't rate it 9/10 i would rate it 9/11
@@ziggo_pro:/ that wasn’t funny
@@lolerislyfe2467 lol
tbh kinda funny man@@lolerislyfe2467
@@lolerislyfe2467 :/ that was funny
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing Vsauce staring through your window like this💀
*staring
Starring means being a star, like in a movie or theater play.
I'd start to furiously edge myself
@@myfaceismyshield5963🤓👆
Michael's the only guy in the entire multiverse to show a closeup of him chewing metal and compare it to refrigerated milk duds
1.2k likes with no comments? tf
1.6 likes with one comment
... wtf
1.8K likes with 2 comments
…wtf
I mean, it is a really good description, though. Also 2.1k and only 3 comments
Hate to be this guy, but thanks for all the likes
After eating that silica gel, Michael has officially gone insane
He has never truly recovered from the isolation
@@Kayo2life seen this reply a million times. :)
just so you know, “going insane” is an outdated concept that contributes to the stigmatization of mental illnesses.
just say “he’s never been the same” instead. :)
FR pretty sure he ate the wrong one 💀
@@pixelzebra8440 fr😂
Michael really just told us not to chew it while giving it a 9/10
He only rated it 9 because it was close to 10.😅
@@abcd-sf5ur well if the e is close enough to an i to coverge into an amalgamation of letters that ends up being eye which is close enough to and 'i' then yes, it is close to ten
@@theconphentedcow241 i dont think that made sense at all
Meth addicts be like
9/tin
My man’s gonna get that adamantium poisoning
tf is adamantium
@@springfieldrepublic it’s not real. It’s a fictional metal alloy that covers Wolverine’s bones. I meant metal poisoning in here by saying this.
Michael is too strong, the poison wont even effect him at all
nah, the metal is gonna get tje vsauce poisoning. hes too strong
@@chai-r bro you literally had my dying 😂😂😂
(Best comment I've read today though)
I feel like VSauce is going to show us how to make a homemade hydrogen bomb and test it, "accidentally" erasing a random state and pretty much every thing around it
and then make a dad joke about it
I'd be dying of laughter because of how dumb and funny that would be at the same time
I think i have microwaved a turkey
@@TempToonlmfao
"I don't know how to build bombs, or do I?"
Vsauce
Vsauce has officially entered the chewing metal phase of craziness.
My Monke Brain: *Eat It*
Really Vsause, For free?
💀😂🫡
...
"hey vsauce, michel here, have you ever tried chewing a fucking peice of metal?"
Where are the bodies Michael
I don't feel like it's right to be second top comment on the vid with no replies so imma just leave this here
@@Sheik-Isma1lNpc comment
@@AnimalBlundetto no one asked + who tf even cares about the kind of comment, I just felt like it so I did it, your comment is even more useless than mine
@@AnimalBlundetto npc reply
@@kuhnville3145 Look another NPC
We getting the sharpest jawline wit this🗿💯
Mewing will evolve 🗿
This man went from explaining how human flesh tastes to chewing metal. The plot keeps getting thicker.
Maybe the pot does too
The lore is expanding
Somebody has to figure out how to feed 10 billion people by 2050.
He’s not human
@@Drrwbie human isn't he.
The indium isn't soft. It's Michael's pure strength.
God bless you, Jesus loves you very much
He didn’t chew it because he’s so strong, EVEN THOUGH HE IS
@@reignellwalker9755wrong video, buddy
@@Sillylittledude69yup
@@Sillylittledude69don't drop the soap lil bro that ass is mine
I can't love this man more
318 likes and one reply, lemme fix that
Bots
no homo bro
@@darealbukchoyboi this is a homo genius only discussion no other species allowed!!!!!!
@@darealbukchoyboi not gay if he wears socks
screw saftey i'm gonna chew potassium metal like bubble gum
Don't let Michael in Nile Red's lab, things WILL go wrong.
Actually, it is most likely not the responsibility of any of the viewers of this video to restrict access to Nile Red’s lab. That is up to Nile Red himself
@@doublearon1361 r/wooooosh
@@Sireaquired r/itswooooshwith4o's
@@dragonwrath582 r/onlyyoucareaboutthespellingofareditjoke
@@dragonwrath582 r/itsactuallyredditnotredit
vsauce finally reveals his diet
Aw hell nah
Bro's diet consists of random metals and probably radioactive elements
Isn’t he the how to basic guy?
@@TherandomshitstormerCXVIIyeah thats correct
Indians.
Michael is the type of guy to see a piece of metal and ask "is anyone gonna eat that?" and then not wait for an answer
But then give us all the answers.
🧑🎸🎤 reference
LMAO well this is golden
@@pepinopepino7 No
@@pepinopepino7 No
That lil “u” 💀💀😭😭
michael never recovered from those 3 days in isolation
Those 3 days never recovered from michael
@@Master_Chef recovered never 3 days michael those isolation from in
I never recovered from those 3 days in Michael
@@Reignor99 That's sad man, I hope you recover and move past that some day. Good luck.
@@a_literal_crow *Pause*
Michael has a bachelor's degree in neuropsychology and a bachelor's degree in English Literature and I think that's a damn cool combo.
He definitely do be pretty cool
I'm the 1k like
U😊
Bullies in movies: Chewing on gum
Vsauce: *Chews on Indium*
Vsauce bullies the bully's bully
@@RodhiShartedHardedand the bully's bully bullies a bully which bullies bully
@@MingCrab8404dear god
Vsauce bullies his bully's bully, bullying billy, protected by the bully's bully. The bully's bully bullied billy's bully while vsauce bullied his bully's bully bullying billy protected by the bully's bully
willy wonka would love this (he hates gum)
Next time, chewing a piece of raw Uranium out of Chernobyl's core reactor ✅
Michael is lying. He’s actually chewing Grade 4 titanium.
Edit: The fuck is going on down there?
@nicodemusedwards6931 That is ridiculously impossible. Commercially Pure Titanium Grade 4 is the highest strength pure unalloyed Titanium with high oxygen and extra high strength. To assume that Michael is chewing this metal with his teeth is ignorant and embarrassing
@@doublearon1361 it was a joke, at least I hope so
@@doublearon1361 You underestimate his power
@@doublearon1361 bruh 🤦🏼♂️
@@doublearon1361 your the embodiment of the average redditer
Imagine pulling out a pack of indium in class💀
There are no rules for chewing indium during class, great idea
lol
"MICHAEL WHY TF ARE YOU EATING METAL!"
💀💀
Teacher: Micheal? Do you have enough for the whole class?
Michael’s dentist is gonna have to talk to him about the dangers of chewing metal
"Michael , i didnt think i had to tell a grown man this but dont chew metal.
He's gonna have to hear PUUUUUHHHH
as someone with fillings, it made me slightly shudder like tinfoil if you have ever gotten it in your mouth, but also I would try this.
@Don’t_click_this_profile
Instructions clear. Not clicking.
@@bob_is_the-og ah, bentist. I didn't know i meeded him to react to this until now
"Bro give me a stick of indium."
"Hey what's the gum flavor?"
"Metal."
Indian aluminum
NOW I WANNA EAT IT
Brutal
- Apollo, what's the gum made of ?
- Metal !
- Well done, you earn a snack !
He just said that it doesn't taste like anything
I think Michael is gonna be the first human to evolve
What's next, Wsauce?
@@priyanshukatuwal ysauce
jokes aside hope you all know we never stop evolving, right?
@@Who_Does obviously
@@Who_Doesn't know? 😁
"I lied. This is solid steel. Don't f with me"
i like to imagine he doesn't even say fuck, he just says the letter
@@bitterjames don't eff with me I'm 14 now mom😈😈😈😈
@@rachellanedunn 🗿
I laughed at this for way longer than I should of
😅😅good one
That little moan when he bites a chunk out of the bar😭😭😭
The only guy who rates elements in the periodic table.
Periodic table tier list
@@occasionalart7597that would be fire ngl
"Uranium was kinda weird, it made my poop green and i grew an extra arm, 3/10"
@@atxm1c45 There's already a dude that does this IIRC
@@atxm1c45flammable gases : "well fu-"
“Bro what you eating”
“Straight fucking metal dude”
Hah!
@lebread3193 huh
I gotta try to get some so I can just take a bite out of metal in front of my friends.
@lebread3193 brother?
OH MY GOSH IT'S A REUNION!
Babies when they find the most corrosive chemical under the sink:
Unsupervised Babies: *Death Speedrun*
@@a-dv7uy Bet it's not
@Neymar Jr its nothing (literally)
@@IVeryMuchHateRUclipsHandles tiger shark got the death any% record. Blud got a time of -2 days, got killed by their sibling in the womb💀💀💀
@@IVeryMuchHateRUclipsHandles lmao
Michael is so strong, he could do the same to titanium. I believe it
“Are you chewing gum in my class?”
“No sir, I’m chewing Indium”
"Are you chewing gum in my class?"
"No sir! I swear I'm not."
In chemistry class😂
Im chewing bedrock
@@a-dv7uywhat?
@@Slipknot55566 one of many bots that spam something like "it's here" with a non-relevant link. Basically a way to viewbot with real accounts watching.
"Are you chewing gum in my class?"
"No sir, I am forging a sword!"
LOL WHAT
edit: i am cringe
2edit: how the hell do i have the most likes in this comment section also i aint cringe i think
3edit: ball
UNDERRATED COMMENT
Underrated as hell
Funniest thing I have seen all day😂😂😂
Bro you took me on a 5 second journey
"dont do this at home"
sir I dont have Indium at home
hahahahaha
Indium at home:
XD
wait you dont? i have a ton of em
@@habibulalamasif9137starts chewing on aluminum foil
And I, Who chew Aluminium Foil balls during lectures 😂
Michael is the type of dude to have a kitchen in his basement
underrated comment
Breaking bad?
Jesse we need to cook
Just like mister sausage
His long lost brother, babish has one
I love the fact that Michael is accepting himself and letting us see how weird he is. Not only is he teaching me science, but he's raising my self-esteem.
always been like that
He isnt weird, hes just awesome :D
Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
"It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live"
~ Marcus Aurelius
@@shvonkle I think he's both
@@philosophy_bot4171 Oddly fitting quote for a bot.
Plot twist, you can't chew indium, but Michael is that strong.
Wild
plot twist: that isnt indium
All this are wrong
"But it wasn't because I'm so strong, *even though I am* "
@@2ifit’s titanium
That was a funny joke at the end
😂😂😂
babies when choosing what to eat:
Underated comment😂
Cats when choosing what to eat:
underrated comment detected!
🤣
😂
He’s becoming too powerful. He can now only consume raw metals and must drink light years of water for sustenance…
He’s turned into a god
He hungers for knowledge more than anything.
A light year of water in molecules is about 1 liter
@@peterkaufmann6548 you’re probably fun at parties
@@peterkaufmann6548r/wooooooosh
“ psychologists say that spending less than three days in isolation can cause brain damage so I’m going to spend three” -Michael before he went insane
michael already lost it after getting stoned on Ayahuasca
@@youknowme1475 that was actually the turning point if I'm being honest
@YouKnowMe14 he hasn't lost it. He's way more entertaining now.
Wait till he provide more spit facts
@@swingonthespiral bro's eating metal
person: hey what are you chewing?
Vsauce: METAL!
I’d donate my body to science before death if it was for Michael
Honestly, who wouldnt?
"THIS is a dead body, and if i light it in fire...
You can see it BURNS" 👁️ 👁️ **Stares at your soul**
yes) like this)
@@DanielMendoza-js2od but what if i fry it?
he'd chew on it
how it feels to chew 5 gum
The 5 gun meme are funny ash
@@NonchalantGamer4R 5 gun?
bro eats guns 💀
stimulate your senses 🗿
@@noobsterdapro5900he meant gum
Imagine asking someone to stop chewing gum in a conversation and they just spit out a piece of metal
I just imagined that and heard the metal pipe falling sound effect when I imagined him spitting it out lmao
E
Imagine asking someone to stop chewing gum in a conversation full stop 😭
You can tell Michael isn’t from a black American neighborhood going by his teen qualities
😂😂😂
The end was actually crazy funny
He's eating metal now. Oh god.
He learned the weakness of his flesh, to seek the surety of steel, he now consumes metal.
It can't be as bad as swallowing actual gum.
We've definetely lost him
@@victorabadias9167 nah man, he lost himself 🫡
thefogiscoming
Michael is the kind of person that sees indium and ask "is anyone gonna eat that?" and not waiting for an answer
260 like with no replies? i'lll fix that
@@rabbitfoot633just comment anything else it's so over used
Someone give this man their mom's number.
someone find this man his father
You made me remember Wilbur soot anyways lmao
Fun fact: that is actually pure titanium, we cant tell because vsauce is too powerful
Drake
@@PHASPLAYERauto erotic asphyxiation
No... Its worse. ITS OSMIUM!!
it's tungsten guys... couldn't you see?
Vsauce is way powerfull than superman
Superman is just like a pet of him
EDIT: Thanks for the likes
someone needs a dental appointment...
and Vsauce does too!
“are you chewing gum in my class?”
“lul no, it’s metal.”
“…”
“ *i can write with it too.* “
God bless you, Jesus loves you very much
@@reignellwalker9755 Hey buddy. WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIME.
@@Cybercombatant???
@@Cybercombatant???
@@Cybercombatant???
Nah, that is just a solid iron bar. He is demonstrating how strong he is
Le Aluminum foil in our lunch boxes
He tried to fool us!
This is how you assert dominance
Nah, he didn't do it because he's strong, EVEN THOUGH HE IS.
Looks more like titanium
The most normal vsauce video lately
No this is one of the most unhinged yet
@@apeheadboinkfacts
This is how it feels to chew 5 gum
“Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Metal is not for chewing…or is it?”
underrated commet
ye
@@ClarkHarms-v8ifairly rated reply
Iconic.
I chew aluminun
“Nine out of Tin”
-VSauce 🧠
😂😂😂
Pov kids wit sticky tac💀
Michael here
Have your forgotten about his
Forbidden Spellings?
Just realized that 😂
The stare at the end is the exact definition of “run”
100 likes but no replies? let me fix that.
200 likes and one reply? Let me fix that
It's funny you say this, because in one of his following videos he explains that "run" is the word with the most definitions
@@crumble2000this is his latest video.
He chews metal. What chance does your bones have?
“Nah you got gum rn?”
“Nah, but I got Indium, want some?”
“Indium?”
Next day, Michael's dentist asks *"SO... What pulled your fillings out **_this time?"_*
"an indium ingot"
"a..what?"
"indium ingot."
Watching this makes me cringe because I have fillings that hurt when they touch metal
Sir... This guy has no fillings.
"Gallium"
@@Glorkenborpno
“Now, I’m not able to chew this because I’m so strong, *even though I am.* ”
2 metal balls moment
wrong video
@@_Gam3rwdym wrong vid?
the jaw muscle is the strongest in the body btw
@@DPWLVrits tongue
Micheal is so humble, that he tried to hide that he could chew straight through iron by calling it "Indium" 😂
Nah he's biting through straight uranium.
This must be how the 7-years of gum stuck in your stomach myth came about.
Seeing Michael's mouth in ultra closeup feels like something we should be paying for in a Vsauce Premium subscription.
OnlyVsauce
@@yann1446 BRO
@@yann1446 Only*Sauce*
What
@@wolf950xx3 bro enjoyed it
"Eating gum in class?"
"Not gum"
"Tobacco, I see"
"Solid metal"
"What?"
"Solid metal, pussy"
"How are you eating solid metal???"
@@UH-60_Blackhawk "NANOMACHINES, SON"
(if you are referencing something idk)
@@bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222
no reference
( ._. )
head empty
@@bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222 metal gear solid?
"Wait what?"
He woke up today and decided to eat metal for science
Nahh bruhh, he ate it for breakfast
Actually is was most likely recorded at an earlier date while he was at his office, and then edited later and released to the public
@@doublearon1361 🤓
Chew
@dont_click_this_profile
I did not tead it.
Periodic table tier list when
"Yo bro can i have some gum?"
"Sure, here"
*"What the fuck is this"*
„But i dont want to“
„I dont care“
"you have to"
"But my teeth will fall out"
@@DreamoftheFOOL “it’s free bubblegum tho it doesn’t go hard”
“Stfu”
@@DreamoftheFOOLthat is a necessary sacrifice for science
@@DreamoftheFOOL"it's sticking to my teeth weirdly?"
"CHEW"
Michael is the type of guy to rate elements on how they taste
if he doesnt put uranium in S tier im going to unsubscribe
@@penguinscanfly5796 sparkling bubble gum
wait til CodysLab does a sodium chewing tierlist
Nile red did first
Elemental periodic table of Taste
Mom: Why don't you go play with the neighbor's kids ?
The neighbor's kids:
Dont wanna like cuz the like count is 69
💯 likes
I’d play with ‘em
@@keshavkhandelwal8324u can line now😊
If he was the neighbors kid I wouldn't leave man is some sort of god
“bro you got any gum” “nah.. i got chewable metal though, pretty much the same”
"Babe what's wrong, you barely touched your bar of Indium"
😂
Where’s the Italium?
@@BrendenCollects*ba dum tss*
@@BrendenCollects Well, Germanium actually exists.
@@Joshi_Mayd *ba dum tssss* X2
“Ay bro you got a pencil?”
“Yeah bro here”
“This is just metal”
It's also a chewing gum if you want!
*starts chewing on it*
@@Oak_Eggaryo can I have one
Is no just metel! Go chew it
"Or is it?"
"What flavour gum is that?"
"Superconductor"
That's clever, 10/10 comment
Tin/Tin
@@Zdv0rzits wrong tho
@@Zdv0rzits wrong tho
LOL
Bro, imagine being class and the teachers like,
“are you chewing gum?”
“Umm, no miss I’m chewing Indium..”
“Do you have enough for the whole class?”
“As a matter of fact,”
Thank you for being you, Michael. Never stop.
@@X11711X Way ahead of you, friend.
:)
When this man is on his deathbed, and when you hear his last heart beat, I am confident he will raise his body, with his eyes wide open, and stare at everyone in the room with the words “Or am I?”
Underrated
Damn the music started playing in my head after reading this
i'm convinced he will haunt us in some horrifying way after his death
💀💀💀
@@polterghost6268 same.
Plot twist: It’s as hard as normal metal but his teeth are just this strong.
"Now, this didn't happen because I'm so STRONG, EVEN THOUGH I AM"
@@Weremsye1😂
Damn🗿👍🏿💀
Don't roast him!😡!that is tungsten.
@@Masala-E-Magikhes complimenting him💀
Nile red: bites it extremely hard to get a piece out of it
Vsauce: chews it like it’s nothing
"The Periodic Table also puts Indium close to Tin."
BARS!!!
?? What does he mean
@@dhananjayn457 It means he rated it at ten
Oof
@@Axel-ee4fsno, he rated it a 9, which is close to ten, the pun is that on the periodic table, it's close to tin (ten)
Neighbours indium and tin reminds of neighbours India and chin
All of my fillings just jumped out of my teeth and ran away. Thanks a lot, Michael.
my fillings hurt just thinking about this.🥶
eat the food table chart :✖️
eat the the periodic table :✔️
😮
Uranium
You wrote the twice
@@heyaugustthree Don't you mean plutonium? A chemist named Donald Mastick once ate some plutonium trichloride and suffered not adverse effects.
I only made it to helium before we started having serious problems....
“So what kind of gum do you chew?”
“Indium”
“Wha-“
“Indium”
"Have you got enough gum for the whole class?"
*"Yes"*
Or do you?
@@habibakbar"daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, dasddaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
@@habibakbar*vsauce song intensifies*
The science teacher when it's a non-work day
"It had absolutely no taste""
"But i would give it a 9/10" 💀
better than tasting like
If you think that sounds high you should know that even the periodic table puts it close to tin!
Yeah because this wasn't a Master chef short, mate.
@@2Marc_SW, yeah, that perfectly explains why it was rated so high, apart from the fact that it doesn't.
@@vinyashere4all Not sure you understand
Even the periodic table puts it close to Tin
That's it guys, he's eating periodic table stuff. Michael is evolving to Gen 2.
why do i have a feeling the metal actually isn't soft he is just so strong he can write with it and chew it
The Internet historians 100 years from now are going to have a helluva time with this guy
“With what did you write this essay?”
*metal*
Led is metal
@@ideadeity5840 First off it's "Lead" not "Led", second off pencil lead isn't actually lead, it's graphite and graphite isn't a metal
@@fletcherhorn7709facts
Solid essay
@@fletcherhorn7709 if led isn’t addictive why did I eat so many pencils as a child??
"Women live longer than men."
"Oh really? I wonder why"
He said this doesnt kill you, take chemistry yet
@@burrito_tube368 man needs hearing aids first
Women live longer BECAUSE of men
@@bunju8990 There's always a guy like this roaming everywhere on the Internet
@@bunju8990 🤨?
Nothing can stop michael now. He started eating elements. He was also only grunting so he doesn’t crumble the indium into the atoms it was made from
Me: pulls out a stick of indium
Rest of my class: 🏃♂️
Yeah lol, imagine a universe where you have to eat bubblegum instead of Indium and pure metal lol.
Just make sure it's indium and not iridium 😀👍🏻
@@huebirdfan2.0 ????
i’ll pull out my indium during class and start chewing on it and nobody will ask for a piece
"Not because I am strong, even though I am"
"what's your favorite snack?"
"raw indium."
I prefer Native-americanium
Indium: is better than bubble gum, bubble gum watching this: wait what how are we so similar
Lmao
Would be alot funny if you put "raw metal"
Instead of cooked indium
Plot twist; you actually can't chew it, Michael just has a really strong jaw
or chewed some Indian girlz before 😂
In the words of my little bird friend, Apollo: “No chewin’”.