Nah cloakers are pussies, love using counterstrike on them and bitchslapping them to the ground. Proceeded by me blowing their head off with an RPK 😂😂😂
@@maskplayer60 *"THEY'RE IN DEEP SHIT NOW!"* *"Do you have ANY idea, how FUCKED you ARE."* (2nd) *"SHIT JUST GOT REAL!"* (Most fav since it can be used most of the time depending on situation)
2:01 “These guys are going down like the daltons” I remember where I used to live, is where the daltons were caught, this line brought back some memories from mah school
@@bundy4099 There's no joke you fucking degenerate, learn to use your quotes correctly before someone like me has to take time to teach you how to use 'em you fucking idiot.
Every special: Acts all cocky telling others to let them through first pretty much getting them killed first Medic: Actually tries to encourage every unit like a true team player Medic is the only special unit I respect.
@@tutus3dall-starsmultiversa646 did you just admit your scared of committing war crimes in a game that allows you to raid the department of justice and kill thousands of FBI agents?
Cloaker: Just a Specially Trained Unit for the USA I believe due to his outfit and Unifrom pattern I THINK idk but Cloaker all in all a Special trained unit Bulldozer: Juggernaut with heavy armor hard to take down is good at what he does and has only one weak point. Taser: a normal Side Police officer Usually used during some situations not during Heist, but here he is. Medic: Heals his fellow mates and sounds like he's a goof.
The cloaker's lines like, "miss me didn't ya?" And "we gotta stop meeting like this" makes me assume cloakers doesn't die jn game, they just get downed. And then after the gang escapes someone comes to them and yell "GET THE FUCK UP"
@@judahjr6805 yep, because when Payday 2 first came out the cloaker was absent from the game, everybody took to the forms and kept asking about the cloaker and if he was coming back. he has another line that goes like “you wanted me back, so I’m back!“
Cloaker and bulldozer is me if I were a BADASS and medic is me if I weren't loud. I dont know if this is cringe or not looking back. Worst of all this is my most liked comment so I cant delete it.
Cloaker is me but if i went in quiet, also i do not say anything. --- Bulldozer is me when i know the enemies can't hold even a match to me. --- Medic is me in a stage with randoms.
Hearing these lines by themselves made me realize that medic is literally just Doc from red versus blue in literally every way possible i guarantee this man ran track in high school
Cloaker : *(Voice like kid who tries to be cool on school)* Bulldozer : *(Voice like a bully who wants a fight)* Taser : *(Voice like a nerd doing some experiment)* Medic : *(Voice like smart handsome guy on school)*
My favorite lines: cloaked: I know I know, I’m late. Bulldozer: your up against the wall, and I am the fucking law. Medic: I’m here! And I brought drugs.
I find it strange that everything about the cops was bumped up a notch where the medic is the only sane unit while everyone else are bloodthirsty maniacs
Игры
eyyyyyyyy!! we have finally reached 200k views guy thanks alot!!
Except the Shield, he doesn't talk...?
really?
he talk but his voice lines are same as normal swats
np i watched this 195k times :)
You know what you said it wrong it’s ahhhhhhhh I need a medic bag AHHHHHHHHHH.
I kill this fuck cloaker and i play from ps3
You missed the "difficulty tweak" quote for cloaker
2:04
Medic: I’m here!! And I bought drugs
Bandit: DiD I hEaR dRuGs!?
Fookin laseh soights
you can stop worrying about grenades now
ADS DEPLOYED IN THIS SECTOR!
D E T A I L S
Vlad and Jimmy*:heavy breathing*
0:47 my little brother when he's fighting me
1:35 my little brother when mom shows up
@@salty-gj7rs LMAO THATS EVEN BETTER
Waste
IM GONNA BEAT THE SULLY LIGHTS OUT OF YOU
@@ryanm4166 AUGHHH
@@ryanm4166 Its cellulites just so you know.
@@killianwrigley124 oh ok
Well now we know where badger got his memes
YOU'RE UP AGAINST AGAINST THE WALL, AND IM THE FUCKING WALL
I know, I Know, I'm late
WORK SMARTER NOT HARDER
Yea
Im here and i brought drugs
Cloaker: Big Ego, Big power.
Dozer: AAAAAAAH, HAHAHAHAAA
Tazer: Super hero wannabe
Medic: I exist too, want drugs?
Spy
Heavy
Scout
Medic
Bagguete
Imagine this payday 2 but just zeal dozers and cloakers
Nah cloakers are pussies, love using counterstrike on them and bitchslapping them to the ground. Proceeded by me blowing their head off with an RPK 😂😂😂
@@stoner63reflex65 why would u ever get counterstrike when you could get swan song aced for the exact same amount?
"AHHHHHHHH" -Cloaker
Nice
new dallas
Just imagine if cloaker were a girl
AHHH! I NEED A CLOAK BAG!
Ah ah ivsidviygusobougd - tazer
1:35 Turns into the Tasmanian Devil
1:35 at this exact timestamp, taser's words of wisdom touched my heart
Taser is that austistic
Medic is that cool kid
Dozer is the bully
Cloaker is that rich and sport kid
1:35 Seems like Tazer can have a taste of his own medicine
Darth Lazy there’s an ability that gives a chance of the taser backfiring onto him
Shocking
Ngl, when I first heard that, my mind thought that The Medic gave The Taser some Good ol’ Energy Drugs before being Deployed. Lmao
Shockproof skill Aced
You can hear it anytime you taze him, even of it's by melee
0:47 Boss when you're fighting them
1:35 Boss when you unlock them as a character
I would make the cloaker change places with the dozer
Bulldozer but he’s a cloaker
I never realized how funny some of these quotes are because I can hardly hear them over the sounds of my teammates screaming at me and gunshots
Mr Doc and pumping sounds
Don't forget the dubstep.
and bain too, or any contractor in fact
And blasting music for police assault
I wish I can hear these more but all I hear in game is "AUUUUUUUGH I NEED A MEDIC BAG-"
1:03
_Best_
_Line_
_Ever_
"Now Go to the Forum, and Cry Like the lil Bitch you are!"
@@HuttsonKill "I'M A DROP ON THIS SHITHEADS LIKE A FUCKING PIANO" *proceeds to elbow drop on top of the payday gang*
@@maskplayer60
*"THEY'RE IN DEEP SHIT NOW!"*
*"Do you have ANY idea, how FUCKED you ARE."* (2nd)
*"SHIT JUST GOT REAL!"* (Most fav since it can be used most of the time depending on situation)
*DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW FUCKED YOU ARE?*
"I GIVE THIS GUY 5 SECONDS.. 1.. 2- *FUCK IT IM GONNA CRUSH THEIR FUCKING BRAINS!"*
2:04
"I'm here, and I brought drugs!" lol
Undercover cop :D
Drugs is like a medicine yah knows
Bandit:Did someone said
DRUUUUUGS
GhostSniper 21 TA-RA-RA-RA-RA
Me on Cook Off:
"YOU'RE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WA-" *Disappears into wall*
Not. Again. I refuse......
Well I did say I was the wall
badger moment
Dozer has entered the backrooms
Russianbadger
at 1:32 the tasers death or hurt voice sounds awfully painfull
He's shocking himself. It's from the shockproof perk
BLEH
AUGH
BLBLALLBALAAHHAL
YAWEHS
BLAUH
BLALBLALBLLL
tasering a taser be like
1:31 i may not be insulated, but neither are you
The shield does talk though...
**CLANG CLANG**
yeah he talks in shield, not many people speak it
CLANG!
🛡️🛡️🛡️
2:01
“These guys are going down like the daltons”
I remember where I used to live, is where the daltons were caught, this line brought back some memories from mah school
Hear that 49 times every level
Coffeyville?
Who is the daltons?
it gives me great cartoon flashbacks
1:03
"And I am the wall"
Bain: haha the wall is history
"Mr. Gorbachev I tore down this wall!"
@@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 "welcome back to Payday 2"
Bain: Use the drill on bulldozer's head, that could help
"Mr. Gorbachev I tore down this wall!"
I love how half of the cloaker quotes is just screaming
Chaos Insurgency SCP
I know where site-19 is
Work smarter not harder
@@introvert_weeb7901
The safe word is police brutality
Ave chaos
I love how the medic is the only stable on that SOUNDS like a law inforcer
I'm here, and I brought drugs!
Pain! killers!
He is the only one that says stuff like “drop your weapon!” (Excluding stuff like regular swat)
shield does have a banging noise, but i guess it isn't a quote
But the cloaker had the sound of him taking you down in the first part of the video
@@dinorahmorales7664 He talks about SHIELDS not closckers.
@@DeputyHermann R/woosh
Alfred Lovett either I’m fucking stupid or there’s no joke.
@@bundy4099 There's no joke you fucking degenerate, learn to use your quotes correctly before someone like me has to take time to teach you how to use 'em you fucking idiot.
1:40 “Say Goodnight Mcmurphy”. Someone reads.
What does it mean
@@romanbralski Spoilers for the book “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”.
@@chill6836 thanks
Every special: Acts all cocky telling others to let them through first pretty much getting them killed first
Medic: Actually tries to encourage every unit like a true team player
Medic is the only special unit I respect.
If I ever encounter a Medic, I am ABSOLUTELY NOT gonna hurt him because, unless he hurted me first, it'd be a WAR CRIME
They all have a reason to be cocky, besides, cloaker is cool.
@@tutus3dall-starsmultiversa646 did you just admit your scared of committing war crimes in a game that allows you to raid the department of justice and kill thousands of FBI agents?
My dear@@BeaniesFrogMan, One thing is comitting regular crimes. Another thing, however, is commiting war crimes.
@@tutus3dall-starsmultiversa646 i don't think its a warcrime when you're not part of a military or related to any organization
Cloaker: a living nightmare if not known how to deal with
Bulldozer: a force to be reckoned with
Taser: Annoying
Medic: Easy target
Medic on higher difficultys - TANKY AS FUCK
@@Jota7890Medic being tankyer than a dozer
@@weston7415*medic dozer*
@@weston7415And then there's the terrifying Medic Dozer
Dozer is a man who truly loves his job
“YOUR UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL”
what about that demon we call clocker
@@deyontemyers4109 he’s likely just some homeless guy the feds found, doped up and given a target
Doubt no human can sound so insulting while badass at the same time
*"I'll give him 5 seconds... 1 2... FUCK IT IM GONNA GUT HIM!"*
2:20
i'm in love with this medic
@Zesty Zucc bulldozer on the other hand be like Trevor Philips.
@Zesty Zucc that's what I ment by Trevor he's enthusiastic about killing.
Medics in rl: I’ll save him.
Medics in payday: Im here..and I brought drugs :D
This game is one big shitpost so thats no surprise :D
If I were a medic I'd say that
They like just wave and police got healed.
Hearing the cloakers quotes here under the wrong context can be scarring.
We call THIS a DIFFICULTY TWEAK
Try a little harder!
*moan*
@@kirayoshikage7035 your dad got to ya too huh?
@@kirayoshikage7035 The safe word is police brutality
0:25 Wise Words from a damn cloamker lol
Cloaker: Just a Specially Trained Unit for the USA I believe due to his outfit and Unifrom pattern I THINK idk but Cloaker all in all a Special trained unit
Bulldozer: Juggernaut with heavy armor hard to take down is good at what he does and has only one weak point.
Taser: a normal Side Police officer
Usually used during some situations not during Heist, but here he is.
Medic: Heals his fellow mates and sounds like he's a goof.
Im pretty sure most cloakers in the lore are psychotic ex militants...which fits pretty well
@@GnarpytheGnarpizoid were you named Bulldozer earlier on in life?
0:09 cloaker sound like he got tased
Okay creepy man
oh god, not *CRIMINAL*
*_DO YOU WEAR THAT SHIT IN YOUR PANTS PROUDLY LIKE A BADGE OF HONOR?!_*
WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK
Cloaker Has a huge forehead woah
Hetman 69 that's his headgear
Wow that's rude don't judge my brothers
No u
@@HK-it8ny Umm can you umm...
*pls stay away from me* !
Cloaker is Jacksfilms confirmed
The cloaker's lines like, "miss me didn't ya?" And "we gotta stop meeting like this" makes me assume cloakers doesn't die jn game, they just get downed. And then after the gang escapes someone comes to them and yell "GET THE FUCK UP"
The cloaker is talking about from payday the hiest he's asking the clowns if they miss him from payday the hiest.
@@judahjr6805 yep, because when Payday 2 first came out the cloaker was absent from the game, everybody took to the forms and kept asking about the cloaker and if he was coming back. he has another line that goes like “you wanted me back, so I’m back!“
“Im gonna beat the cellulite out of you!”
*absolutely no time later*
“AAAAAAAUUUUGHHH!”
Man that's why i love about payday almost everyone has some personality and that makes them all likable.
exept the shield, for some reason
@@leytongreen7719 No the shield has personality, listen....
*CLANK*
*CLANK*
*CLANK*
@@adamsmasherthesmashingguy2622 my favorite quote, makes the strongest of men cry
2:01 *Six stabs later.*
Russian badger
0:06
"Try a little harder! AGGH! We gotta do this more often. UAAGHH!"
When the cloaker is sus.
Dallas: JIRO ARE YOU SLICING CLOAKERS AGAI- THATS NOT HOW YOU SLICE CLOAKERS.
Cloaker and bulldozer is me if I were a BADASS and medic is me if I weren't loud.
I dont know if this is cringe or not looking back.
Worst of all this is my most liked comment so I cant delete it.
Can do a backflip then you do get the job if not you get run over by a bulldozer
Cloaker is me but if i went in quiet, also i do not say anything.
---
Bulldozer is me when i know the enemies can't hold even a match to me.
---
Medic is me in a stage with randoms.
*You call this resisting arrest? We call this a difficulty tweak!*
This is cringe my man
@@icrongle7919 good cringe?
I love how the medic is literally the only one that doesn’t fucking insult you as if you were in a mw2 lobby
"I'm here and I brought drugs"
I think the medic is a little bit of a druggie in his spare time
“Next time,check your corners.” *gets set on fire and starts screaming in pain.*
-cloaker
Or beaten to death with one of the two electric weapons
"Who wants a piece of me?" - Dozer
This one sounds like quota from hentai
-I do, your life.
M1 Galant
Those right there are some last words
Dozer-chan?
YOU’RE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL!
Bulldozer sounds like a screaming grandpa
I instantly thought "GeT oFf mEh lAwN"
To me he sounds more like a drill sergeant
1:03 god i love this line
0:04
I think we know where we all know where this is going
ERGGHHH.. we gotta do this more often!
1:56 Medic: Oooooh you guys do need a doctor for sure.
Fallen SWAT: No shit! Now fucking help me, I'm bleeding out!
“Sometimes wishes do come true”
A A A A A A A A H
Hearing these lines by themselves made me realize that medic is literally just Doc from red versus blue in literally every way possible
i guarantee this man ran track in high school
Where is my "LIGHTNING BOLT LIGHTNING BOLT"?
Dozer: "I AM THE WALL!"
Hrl-7: "allow me to introduce myself"
I didnt know CIA was involved.
Tazer has the same shirt+pants than cloaker.
and the vest is the same too.
Top 10 budget cuts
their both specialists so I guess they would have some of the same equipment?
The great value walmart version
Cloaker : *(Voice like kid who tries to be cool on school)*
Bulldozer : *(Voice like a bully who wants a fight)*
Taser : *(Voice like a nerd doing some experiment)*
Medic : *(Voice like smart handsome guy on school)*
I find it funny that medic is the only one asking the gang to drop there weapons and give up.
medic is my favourite character both aesthetically and voiceline-wise and i have no idea why
Cloaker, the bully
Dozer, the ADHD fat kid
Taser, the nerd
Medic, the kind chad
Adhd "big-boned" kid
I like how the cloaker breaks the fourth wall
Fun Fact: bulldozer is the VA of Sandford from Madness combat.
“You are against a wall, and I’m the fucking wall!” -my favourite PD2 line ever
You call this resisting arrest, we call this a difficulty tweak
Why dose dozer have 2 airplane seatbelts
cuz DOZER, MOVE ASIDE
EOD suit.
safety first
“You’re up against the wall, and I AM THE FUCKING WALL!”
they actually sound like they are the main protagonists team
The dozer just doesn’t have hurt sounds
Yes he does this man just didn't add them to this video
The taser just has that random "e, Ah, bebabulbabable"
cloaker sounds like every kids mic i encounter on MW
I didn't hear it in the video but my favorite quote from a cloaked was "the safe word is police brutality"
Cloaker: *stabs you with words after dropkicking your face*
Bulldozer: *"I AM A WALKING TANK"*
Taser: *Mild MC syndrome*
Medic: *"wanna get stoned?"*
Every other special: *Flexing on their strong suits*
Cloaker: Xbox live game chat
My favorite lines: cloaked: I know I know, I’m late. Bulldozer: your up against the wall, and I am the fucking law. Medic: I’m here! And I brought drugs.
0:45 i know i know im late
"Elite Taser get out of the way!"
*Gets a seizure*
Shield does have their own special sound
That clanging sound to show off how sturdy they are
" *kick* Next time,check your corners! AUGH AHH AAA" Cloaker,Payday2
The taser sounds like boba fett wtf
"ur up against the wall and I AM THE FUCKING WALL!" -Dozer
Best quote
NEXT TIME, CHECK YOUR CORNERS. OOOOH. AAAAAAAHH AAAAIIIIHHHH.
I literally did not expect these lines ._.
I love when a cloaker downs you and before they can say a line a teammate kills them so you just hear them scream
AAH
OOH
AAH
TRY LITTLE HARDER
AAH
WE GOTTA DO THIS MORE OFTEN
Thats sounds so
*wrong*
;>)
Cloaker gay confirmed
@@rudiwillsberry6442 well that explains why he loves to dropkick me and rip my ass in pieces
2:02 who is he talking about
Delta Foxtrot Gaming Idk but I want to know
watch Lucky Luke
I find it strange that everything about the cops was bumped up a notch where the medic is the only sane unit while everyone else are bloodthirsty maniacs
Cloaker is me if i was dumb
@@biackshibe lol
1:35 *FUCK IT L4D2 ELLIS ADRENALINE SHOT*
Cloaker: AAAAA OOOOO AAAUGH.. Try a little harder.
Cloaker? 😳😳😳
God I love how they have that wacky Command and Conquer Unit voice line feel to them.
Medic: I'm here and I brought drugs
Chavez and the bois:
Medic: why are you turning your guns on me?
i like how cloaker just screams for some of the line
You forgot one of cloakers greatest lines "you call this resisting arrest we call this a difficulty tweak"
There... the Payday gang. - Captain Winters
1:03 YOU'RE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL!
2:04 "I here, and i brought drugs.'
teacher: tomorrow we will have a party, each one bring your snack
quiet kid: 2:04
Cloaker be like
Gun? No
Baton? YES
Jumpscare people? YES YES YES Y E S
Cloaker has probably the funniest lines
Online students: Why so many projects to do?
Online teacher: WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK
“Next time, check your corners” *OW AU AUG*
thank you i'm going to shout these at my family at random intervals
You missed a line from the Medic:
Who's got a boo-boo?
Lol